WOLFENSTEIN 2 The New Colossus - Full Diner Scene / Roswell

[@Vortexgunner3282]

"We're about to close." Boi the sign said, "Open 24 Hours"

[@2005blackpearl]

Dan's Random Stuff YT probably a relic from before the secret police rounded up the help.

[@Vortexgunner3282]

@@2005blackpearl Cool

[@eniaku]

it was a holiday because of the parade

[@JacksonTyler]

Yeah, but not in a row!

[@chgaming5059]

I think the ice cream machine is broken

[@fazil859]

“my milkshake brings all the oberkommandants to the yard”

[@markrooney4655]

Ha ha good one 👍😁

[@fazil859]

@@markrooney4655 its from "why you wouldnt survive wolfenstein"

[@radiousis49]

my hot milksha~~ke

[@somerandomguy7068]

Underrated comment

[@fazil859]

@Bro Ki What a coincidence, i actually started to learn german because of quarantine

[@jhawk5484]

The only game where you’ll hear the line “Shut the door before any more nazis show up for milkshakes!”

[@splyzug]

900 likes no comment? Lemme break that

[@REEEPROGRAM]

Most unusual sentence, and I love it

[@fullmetaltheorist]

Lol.

[@channel5980]

So far, at least.

[@Alonegamer117]

I love it

[@jack2259]

All the German characters have such personality. Even the soldier at the beginning.

[@hannahbg1852]

Very true, the detail and voice acting is amazing.

[@Cooldude-ko7ps]

Yeah, they seem like mostly normal people in terms of conversation. Like the guy correcting the other soldier that the grooves in his rifle are to make sure it doesn’t slip out of his hands as he has a medical condition that makes his hands get quite sweaty.

[@keyabrade1861]

It makes it more satisfying to destroy them.

[@Felle1-5]

​@@keyabrade1861true

[@TheRealFoop]

They are certainly superior

[@HWDragonborn]

"You are from Station 6?" "Ja...eh...ein...hot dog."

[@Someone-oe2pg]

Like those stupid Americans say "Hot dog".-Jäger

[@drumset7916]

Oh my god seriously ? If you're gonna imitate German language, do it properly. It's "Hotten doggen" smh...

[@jake_et5323]

@@drumset7916 it´s reference from Wolfenstein Old Blood you dumb :D

[@lt.patterson6081]

I just show my papers

[@ktg5713]

Lol

[@pfffping592]

imagine being German from a cold part of Germany wearing thick uniforms and heavy iron gears in the southern part of the US

[@xavierwhitcraft1310]

New Mexico actually

[@Gabriel-bu7fc]

@@xavierwhitcraft1310 Even worse then If there is a place the Devil would call hot it is New Mexico

[@milkanoid]

Imagine arizona though

[@mrcreepypastaigotapastatop4461]

Those states would not be the only ones that is infiltrated with SS Nazi soldiers and officers other 48 states would have been flooded with them had they wanted to expand their empire including Switzerland Spain South America

[@PowerfulAtom111]

FUCK I REALIZED THAT THIS IS IN TEXAS, MEANING THIS IS NAZI TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@octodaddy877]

Can't believe people keep falling for "John Smith" as someone's name

[@EthanSP18]

Obergruppenfuhrer John Smith will investigate this case soon

[@natethegermanshepherd.7448]

SailorsLoyalty ha

[@weaboo101]

If you only knew asanagi

[@thakidgaming6435]

Reminds me of the practice ECA

[@otavio8566]

Johann Schmidt

[@mrwheeljack7274]

As a German I really have to say that the synchro voice of those american trying to speak German is PERFECT. Wolfenstein is the best example to understand that the voice, the dialogs, the language and of course the accents are very Important in a Game.

[@ChadTanker]

Well spoke my friend

[@mizaelhernandez471]

I wonder what else was important for the germans

[@norkid5207]

@@mizaelhernandez471 Hans Grab the Flammenwafer for thiz one

[@colemanwalsh7477]

I was born and raised in America... and I can pronounce german incredibly well... but if I tried to impersonate an german accent speaking English I'd fail lol

[@SgM-1000]

me who has played so many games with nazis i can legitametly pronounce things with the accent somewhat decently

[@BRILTHY]

this game forces so many tense interactions. It’s like every single nazi is hyper suspicious of you and wants to prove that you’re not a jew. They all compliment you’re aryan features then just get aggressively suspicious.

[@SoldierOfFate]

Frau Engel from the first game comments you on having very Aryan traits in the first game when you first encounter her on the train. But if she knew you were a jew, it'd be a short game.

[@donsly375]

@@josephpapilson7224 Amerika

[@catnigga5944]

Encounters like that reminded me of that Nazi on inglorious bastards

[@Fl4co055]

Kadidlehopper modern cops kill people without any reason

[@catnigga5944]

@@Fl4co055 that's fucking stupid thinking all cops do that shit

[@JeyJey88-9]

Honestly I’m just really impressed with the German voice actors. They are exceptional

[@despacitodaniel801]

Yeah and the Americans speaking German.

[@vanguardoftruth4166]

@@despacitodaniel801 fabricated Americans that don't exist lol

[@Basedapple]

@@despacitodaniel801 Dankey shoe.

[@Syrasruse]

@@despacitodaniel801 Donkey Shawn.

[@mavvynne444]

The same goes for the Russian voice actors/actresses in the Metro series

[@nickkenneth6069]

“One strawberry milkshake” **gives 1/8th of a milkshake**

[@Littlefighter1911]

Big enough for German expectations.

[@Kpob03]

I wouldn’t be surprised if the milkshake cost $5

[@raumple]

Kpob03 i bet they dont even put any bourbon in it

[@Caroleonus]

@@Kpob03 I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't planning on paying for it. The Nazis just get worse and worse in my books...

[@moonwalker3144]

Raumple Thats a Martin and Lewis for ya

[@chancebershaw7883]

It’s insane how detailed they made the npc’s dialogue

[@piratier4246]

This.....this is the one mission they focus solely on the background characters

[@bajszosjozsef4850]

​@@piratier4246I mean... There aren't really background characters in other missions

[@literallyanythingelse7747]

The Germans are so nice, always saying please and thank you and helping people

[@DarkRavenWolf50]

Its all a facade. They try to get on peoples good side but they all know what happens when you don't follow through. Its the EXACT same procedure they did during the holocaust. First it was being nice, then slavery, then eradication Edit: Jesus fucking christ im still getting replies to this 3 year old comment 🤣

[@illhaqu777]

Nazis or Germans? It's in our etiquette to be nice and thankful to strangers, but it's getting more and more rare as the time moves on.

[@DarkRavenWolf50]

The Nazis in the game. Im glad u germans are nice in general. But in this dystopian future, the Nazis lure unsespecting americans to submit.

[@rjabrogar3492]

@HellOWorld wait! Americans forcing the japanese soldiers into death camps? As a southeast asian, that would've been a wonderful sight!

[@Unknown-sz9dr]

@KZbin Algorithmus aber wir haben den ersten Weltkrieg nicht ausgelöst.

[@mister_wide]

- _Dank... dank... Dankey?_ - "Danke Schön" - _Danke Shoon?_ - Danke Schön! - _Dankey... shaun?_ - Danke Schön. - _Donkey Kong?_ - *DRIFT KING*

[@nkk1212]

FirstBroGamer fick dich lol jk

[@awddfg]

*_Danky Shawn?_*

[@killrwolf-wq6xm]

Dankeschön

[@awddfg]

@@killrwolf-wq6xm *_Danky Shawn?_*

[@killrwolf-wq6xm]

@@awddfg Incorrect, dankeschön

[@telebread1416]

atleast he got his favourite milkshake before he died

[@Renkencen]

I was going to typed that!

[@megajeremy90001]

yep that was his beautiful ending of his life, He taste the heavenly flavor of strawberry milkshake

[@nickster5207]

Or some of it.

[@killerqueen9576]

Like strawberry milkshake ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一(･´з`･)

[@killerqueen9576]

Just sipping

[@LetsRock1t]

This street more alive then whole Cyberpunk game.

[@motodin4210]

don't bring up that flash game hahhahahah

[@WoodenSnares]

You haven't played it then.

[@Crazy_2100]

@@WoodenSnares Post patch I’d say he’s correct. Pre patch he’s wrong though.

[@v.7344]

Than*

[@gamechanger8908]

@@motodin4210 Hey even flash games tend to feel livelier

[@Mark-ci6ln]

Goes to ALL AMERICAN DINER “nEeDs tO bE mOrE gErMaN”

[@danieltobin4498]

Hamburgers and hotdogs: Are we a joke to you?

[@fmni1]

Thing is that, almost majority of the American Diners were going to be turned German. So, I think it was bound too happen.

[@henrywhite2228]

@@danieltobin4498 bruh a Hamburg steak is far from a hamburger,

[@thibautisserant]

@@henrywhite2228 It evolved but it is still of German heritage. Also, having been in a german diner, they make some killer hamburgers of their own !

[@Ze_N00B]

That's like a reverse Karen. *sees ethnic restauraunt* "ThIs NeEdS tO bE a BiT mOrE *aMeRiCaN* ."

[@freebird264]

Never thought I'd defend a Nazi, but the guy did have a point about the KKK's bad German. He'd learnt English fluently and they couldn't even say 'thank you' properly.

[@rufealinluckypunk]

What makes it even funnier is that IRL Neo-Nazi's and Klansmen hate each other.

[@lt.patterson6081]

@@rufealinluckypunk why?

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@lt.patterson6081 Why did the Bolshevik party hate other communist parties? Different views on how it should be done

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@FREN FBI doesn't exist in Wolfenstein, it's whatever the Nazis had

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@FREN I was taking an example of real life

[@ordersquamata930]

5:48 Handy tip for anyone who doesn't want to watch the rest of the scene, you can press the melee button when he asks for your identification papers to kill him with your fire extinguisher/nuke.

[@dannyzero692]

Just don't accidentally activate ze nuke in the process and you should have full amount of atoms left on your body after you hit him with it

[@sgt.flippy2389]

I remember doing it by accident. I didn’t think doing it would do anything and I was doing it for a little laugh then that happened

[@devindalton4688]

Really? Never knew that, that's cool.

[@TheToiletClogger]

@@dannyzero692 oops

[@argyrendehringterimksaccu174]

@@TheToiletClogger that got a chuckle siriusly outta me

[@The_Mythical_Potato]

*"SHUT THE DOOR BEFORE ANYMORE NAZIS SHOW UP FOR MILKSHAKES"* I almost died from laughter lmao XD

[@mechanicretro9963]

Patroller: How do you say "thank you" in German? Tf2 medic mains: I have trained all my life for this moment

[@ramenramen8072]

Danke, Dumpkoffs

[@starbuckoof5219]

Tf2 soldier: go back to oktoberfest in Germany where you belong maggots

[@starbuckoof5219]

@@ramenramen8072 tf2 soldier: that okberfest officer proof that he hates American

[@regular6338]

He somethimes says DENKESCHÄHN for some reason lol

[@fan9775]

Is it, mercí?

[@lispy0nline]

He ordered a strawberry milkshake when no one else would

[@telebread1416]

*N O I C E*

[@sabelkaric8437]

Poor nazi on the begin

[@lispy0nline]

Wow this post blew up

Why this shit comment blew up

[@AprilandMakarov]

@@sabelkaric8437 i am a woman WHY oh WHY this game making me Love this Guy 😳

[@SeanKL107]

Nazi: “You have a very Aryan face.” BJ: *Laughs in half-Jewish*

[@TheKing60210]

It's funny because many half Jews served the the Wehrmacht. Herman Goering even said he has the power to determine who is a Jew or not

[@BajanNatureMysticDolt]

Jew is a religion not a race.

[@kidcudihums]

@@BajanNatureMysticDolt nazis considered it a "race" tho, which was stupid

[@kidcudihums]

@@BajanNatureMysticDolt i know that, im agreeing with you.

[@ayylmao2190]

@@monroe6914 Well I identify as both Jewish and White lol. Being Jewish is most certainly an ethnicity as well, that's why Israel gives you a dna test option when opting for birthright citizenship to prove your ancestry.

[@Jarletoss]

"Was that alright?" "No, you are butchering my beatiful language" Singlehandedly the best line in this game

[@MajinAdell]

The atmosphere in the city it has a huge Fallout vibe to it.

[@internetcivilian1354]

I got the same feeling to, idk why

[@heavypupper1219]

Yeah it feels so much like Pre War America.

[@MrStuniz96]

Well yes the ambience looks like just that from fallout 4 pre-war America plus in the bar the mother and the child are talking about atom bombs.

[@robbie710]

Maybe because bethesda also worked on fallout...just a thought...

[@n7nfy]

Well that is because that fallout has a 1950s to 1960s vibe and this is in the 1950s

[@akorn9943]

Nazi: frantically walks up to BJ holding a wanted poster, struggling to pull out a gun while shouting *_”It is you!”_* *STEALTH 100*

[@devindalton4688]

I would imagine fear paralyzed him in that moment, given he'd been standing face to face with an internationally wanted terrorist in his world.

[@devindalton4688]

@Jack Freeman Very true

[@javieraravena5345]

Frankly, that guy should have just walked away.

[@kazak8926]

@@javieraravena5345 Yes. He should have glanced at the photo, realized it was him, walked out the door, and immediately called backup. Which is what he realistically would have been done.

[@Frame_Late]

@@devindalton4688 and not just thousands of Nazi soldiers, but hundreds of Supersoldaten, Multiple heavy robots, and hundreds of robots. He also killed Deathshead, stormed Eva's hammer alone, and infiltrated a fucking moon base. I'd shit my pants as well, he's like one of Blitzmensch's better villains In the comics.

[@rigel3992]

"Was that all right?" "No that was terrible." Lol me in math.

[@MsZsc]

It’s okay

[@emils4049]

You will practice HARDER

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Same haha

[@british-sama7007]

Just stop your butchering my beautiful numbers

[@hyperion9793]

I like learning languages, and man that hurt to hear

[@ChintanPandya01]

The details and character expressions in this game are epic... 2:04 just look at the disappointed and angry yet proud hand gesture..as well as the body language overall...so expertly rendered that it perfectly conveys the pissed of emotions of the Nazi...

[@sephelutis]

It'd be way scarier if he just glanced the photo, laughed and then walked out.

[@joetrump2983]

@KriegLord because he knew it was you and he just pretending not to without you realising

[@ievanpolkka1738]

Hans Landa might do that

[@deadmeme9980]

And then he tells everyone and the game is done?

[@vyshtora]

@KriegLord He calls for backup. A fuckton of em.

[@BURPLEpriest]

@KriegLord it makes the enemy seem much more confident and calculated maybe?

[@dlxmarks]

A fireman in full gear lugging around a big extinguisher through town. Was the idea to be so overt that it's covert?

[@WeMoomingNow]

The game uses a lot of absurdism

[@KnowYoutheDukeofArgyll1841]

And to top it all off, he is issued an identification card, saying he's from a fire station that doesn't exist.

[@Xylarxcode]

I mean, to be frank, I wouldn't question a fireman who is lugging around an extinguisher. I'd probably just stay the hell out of his way. I once ran into a police officer who carried an automatic rifle while patrolling a market place. You think I'm gonna question why a local police officer is carrying around an automatic rifle just to do his beat at the market? Fuck no. I stayed the hell out of his way and moved on with my day. Ofcourse it stood out like a sore thumb, but it's one of those things where you know you'll get in trouble if you start to openly question it.

[@Xylarxcode]

No, it's not normal, but if the person doing it is also wearing a firefighter's outfit, you'll just assume he's doing his job and get out of his way. Ofcourse, he'll stand out and you'll notice it, but that doesn't mean you'll openly start to question him about it.

[@Kruziik]

and they gave him the most generic name ever lol. "John Smith"

[@HipsterBot2000]

I love how at @2:22 he slides his hand on the gaming machine. Looks like something someone would actually do.

[@samuraijackoff5354]

HipsterBot People Do.

[@motherhors7036]

Sheesh, I can’t believe you caught such small of a detail like that

[@IamEpsilon27]

nice attention to detail from the animators

[@RebSike]

I thought the same thing. in 99% of games the npcs would just jarringly return to default walking animations once they entered the store and then stumble to the back of the store, or even worse, just stand there, generically idling. great attention to detail from the animator or great mocap directing. it's the little details.

[@우주인-q8x]

Man, wolfenstein is criminally underrated. The guns, gunplay, missions, storyline and the uniforms brings nostalgia to me. The bad guys always get the cooler and more attractive uniforms.

[@brickboss2127]

🤨

[@theextremeunit9709]

I don’t think it’s underrated kmao it was one of the biggest games when it came out

[@nuclearstuff9442]

Yeah

[@peterwhite6415]

I think its an unspoken game rule that the Nazis will usually have the coolest outfits. And i cant even blame the artists, making an intimidating uniform isnt hard and black works pretty well into it.

[@XXMatt0040XX]

@@peterwhite6415 The real life Nazi clothing was no joke made by Hugo Boss. I think that speaks for itself.

[@benkalu2508]

5:36 "Oh feeling dank"

[@jakistyp7523]

That comment made me laugh harder than it should lmao

[@lilly590]

Yoo xD

[@isshikikarma1232]

It's Vielen lol

[@rbenzing865]

Es heißt vielen Dank

[@michaelcock4131]

@@rbenzing865 it was a joke

[@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978]

To be fair, the nazis speak perfect english but the kkk can't even say thank you in german.

[@chechenfeels]

basically realism,i as a kraut speak perfect english while foreigners butcher simple words...my beautifull and efficent language....

[@SubcribeMinecraftNOW]

You expect those inbred hillbillies to speak german? Hell, they can barely speak their native language

[@MM-vs2et]

To be fair? You're not being fair at all. You can't compare a hillbilly klansmen who probably didn't finish primary school, and a professional soldier trained by the world's superpower at that time.

[@alguldandoce7982]

@@chechenfeels You say that yet you can't even spell correctly lmao

[@chechenfeels]

@@alguldandoce7982 what did i spell wrong? I think i made a clear understandable sentence in this god forsaken uncivilised language

[@user-ze6mi1xu1p]

Open 24 hours! We’re about to close

[@yerkovichcevaschino771]

They have endless technology but they don't have drive thru. They gotta think outside the reich!

[@averyniceguy3964]

6:08 literaly called all American diner and asks for the menu to be more German

[@MasonKLutz]

5:27 "I recognize your face," TV shows Blaskowitz with 2 or 3 wanted posters.

[@nonogin5280]

Mason Lutz lol

[@somerandomguy9286]

Yo its Blazkowics not Blaskowits

[@stonedpotato7625]

Mine

[@sankhadeepburman9709]

He doesn't have eyes on the back of his head.

[@mtf_nine_tailed_fox385]

Dank... Danke? No wait it's dank memes

[@laurahart3890]

MTF: Nine Tailed fox *gets shot by the nazi soldier*

[@normalperson8173]

No

[@miamiwendigo]

@@laurahart3890 I don't mean to be a grammar nazi... oh what the fuck how the hell is it so hard to pronounce danke shire

[@mtf_nine_tailed_fox385]

@@miamiwendigo danke schön

[@yazovgaming]

Mein Gott

[@dolarhyde]

“No that was terrible, you are butchering my beautiful language.” - any person that speaks a language and someone messes it up.

[@grumpyoldman925]

Nah, I'm German myself and idgaf because fuck our complicated language lol

[@Fuckface-g7i]

@@grumpyoldman925 shut up The German language is beautiful Fucking antifa

[@eliassaari2454]

@@Fuckface-g7i fuck the german language it is so fucking illogical

[@richpryor9650]

@@Fuckface-g7i The Clinton foundation is coming to take your beloved language buddy. You better stop em'.

[@Fuckface-g7i]

@Marcelo Firpo Musumeci Junior you mean dutch Its basically german from wish

[@RainingDarkChocolate]

The movements and dialogues in this game is pretty impressive. I feel like this game was underrated.

[@Rookie-qv8hc]

This game is amazing. I wonder what made the game not explode in popularity

[@abc2390986]

@@Rookie-qv8hc The difficulty. They tuned up the difficulties of this game by A LOT when comparing to New Order. Basically everyone is going to struggle during their whole first playthrough even when playing on standard difficulty.

[@yuyutopt]

@@abc2390986 not flexing here but this game is actually much easier than the new order for me, and im playing on im death incarnate 1st playthrough (unless talking about mein leben, it unfairly difficult and unbalaced as heck) , the stealth and ai is much dumbed down compared to the new order/old blood, the super soldier i could havent been angrier due to how much easier they can be deal with, you can literally stun lock (almost) them or shoot the fuel tank on their back for guarantee easy kill, i prankly can always pop that fuel tank with rifle easily. The new order super soldier was faster, and one hit melee you in comparison, and you have to shoot much of their armor off to kill them, they were much more intimidating than new collosus counterpart. Still new collosus is still a good game, but the direction change the art style overall and the story (i have no problem with it) its what the majority wolfenstein fan from the new order/old blood dislike and therefore its hate stems from that .

[@motiv8_750]

It needs to be more german Sausages everywhere

[@mikeyunovapix7181]

brauts in hotdog buns with dijon mustard and a beer on the side sound pretty tasty.

[@kirra9152]

Replace the hotdog with frankfurter or bratwurst, and have beershake instead of milkshake.

[@CBRN-115]

@@kirra9152 beershake? Bleaugh

[@countersphere2924]

Sasuage and schnitzels lmao

[@kirra9152]

@@CBRN-115 lol. Try sauerkrautshake. On the serious note you may try rote grutze.

[@derekseverini640]

In his defense, he learned flawless English and the Klansmen couldn’t even be bothered to learn basic German phrases lol

[@purplefartjuice701]

DaNkEy ShRoOm

[@SoldierOfFate]

What do you expect from some KKK hicks vs. a guy that was employed as a soldier for an empire that took over the entire world?

[@heccsclips3319]

@@SoldierOfFate i mean natives were employed in the british empire soooo

[@idisplaypace2411]

Klansmen r generally uneducated and have lower level jobs ie. truck driver

[@kake1604]

Because the Nazis are part of an occupying army? Not learning the language of your occupiers can be a form of protest

[@thedarkwolfsif1750]

7:47 this is literally the greatest voice acting I’ve ever seen in this game.

[@schlafiet]

oh my gosh i was thinking the same

[@TF2Scout..]

Looks like he spotted Mark Zuckerberg.

[@thereligion4169]

Why does terror Billy make me think of Nic Cage why why

[@RustySporks]

The delivery was amazing lmao

[@floressan1]

That voice actor sure had a great time doing the paper ahaahahahaha

[@junebug8485]

"Dan-Dankey" "Mein Gott..." lmao every time

[@rjmac3001]

Why did the Nazi in the beginning give the vibe of a father concerned for his children's grades in school

[@radking9854]

Ikr

[@theradicalreviewer6053]

Jimmy nutrin because he's a grammer nazi

[@astrolys3482]

Well, because the USA are now part of the German Reich, and because English is soon going to be absolutely banned from usage, like in a few weeks time

[@robindabank565]

Dominnance

[@Pianoplayer104]

We tend to care about countries that we take over.

[@RR-kl4qy]

This scene is something out of inglorious basterds

[@cr4yv3n]

"Say goodbye to your nazi balls"

[@BionicJohn]

inglorious basterds*

[@RR-kl4qy]

my bad

[@grzegory9893]

Death by Username in all game its something

[@kyland719]

Thats what i was thinking with the milkshake and milk in the movir

[@datman2433]

Man the voice acting is on point in this!

[@carlomendoza6173]

"I knew it was you. Terror billy, I'm just fucking with you" Lmaaaaao xDDD

[@lackusshock]

5:26 "Fireman, I recognise your face." TV in the background switches to William's face.

[@lilkar5151]

Me seeing this scene for the first time: *count to 4 inhail count to 4 exail*

[@prasish]

nice eyes dude

[@theozlander4629]

Damn, good spot mate!

[@nezzierae204]

“Donkey....Shawn?”

[@kolsveinnskraevolding]

The Germans cant stand the Americans even when they're conquering them ;(

[@otisb.driftwood7106]

Danke schön- thank you

[@noire1706]

Nezzie Rae Feeling Dank?

[@corn2449]

Oh shit!

[@kindakool4638]

dankie shoe?

[@REAPZ18]

"i recognize ur face" LOL the poster and monitor behind him.

[@UnknownPerson-2004]

He didn't see

[@ChadTanker]

It's scray how realistic the personlyties are. Specially in the scene where the officer enters. And the way they made the dialogs are very good as well and selection of dialects/accents.

[@CapitalTeeth]

Germans: "English must be eradicated! German is the best language!" Also Germans: *_*Speak Perfect English*_*

[@ukspizzaman]

English is the easiest language to learn. Everything is simplified. And just about every other word is taken from a foreign language. Such as Norwegian and French. I am Norwegian, and I recognise lots of your words as Old Norse.

[@coolguyx14]

@@ukspizzaman Basic English is easy but I people expect me to know every single word in English :/

[@judgejudys3xdungeon94]

@@ukspizzaman depends on what someone’s native language is. if you already speak a germanic language it’s probably not that hard

[@danielhong3954]

english is part of the germanic language family tree so of course its easy to learn

[@wiedzmin8204]

English is a germanic language

[@glinting_infantry6823]

Not saying I like the Nazis irl but they're outfits look pretty epic lol

[@maxparsons4930]

They always have being honest

[@maxparsons4930]

They got their uniforms from Hugo boss but they used pows to make them

[@hortator0767]

83rdox I mean yeah, they committed genocide so it’s reasonable for people to think like tbat

[@hortator0767]

Ali3n Contres Are you stupid ? Gtfo with your holocaust denial shit

[@kensebego199]

Lol I mean they've always had the best Outfits.

[@samedwards3285]

"remember, don't break character" *_immediately walks kissing distance into nazi and 2 KKK members_*

[@iambumbo7534]

*Mein Godth*

[@Eagle_the_18th]

Oh yeah and stares right at a mother and her child

[@theyoutubepoet7428]

@@Eagle_the_18th nice child there *HOW MUCH*

[@rianbear2552]

@@theyoutubepoet7428 Hold up

[@theyoutubepoet7428]

@@rianbear2552 what im *HUNGRY*

[@Jeinks]

5:27 Just realized that the moment he says he recognizes you, your wanted poster pops on the T.V. behind him. Neat little detail.

[@speedwagon7245]

Now I’m craving for a strawberry milkshake

[@EMMmaximino]

me too son, the way he was orgasming about it, all I got is jersey diners though ima have to drive to penn for all american

[@Voss155]

HAAAA

[@Phoebe5448]

I'm more of a chocolate gal, myself.

[@modus3493]

Somethings really funny to me that an actual nazi was just bullying two kkk members in this game.

[@Banggeek]

Why tho. They are some white supremacy together

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

@@Banggeek two wrongs don't make a right. The two groups hated each other even before WWII began.

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

@Marcelo Firpo Musumeci Junior the reason I do not entirely know but my assumptions are the Southerners weren't pure enough and the KKK generally hate everyone who is not like them.

[@jirden]

@@Banggeek white supremacists are always the least supreme of whites.

[@Banggeek]

@Nolan Santelli man above said In southern Usa also didnt recognized by KKK because not pure. But southern is most racist and love slavery Can you explain

[@wiskiJoshua]

3:48 Who painted the Mona Lisa? Der Fuhrer?!

[@si1entassasin052]

Oh for gods sake 🤣

[@Vikingr4Jesus5919]

For an Oberkommando, the guy was very laid back and outgoing. And subtlety was not his inherited trait either. Would've been more thrilling if they had made him glance at the WANTED poster, a quick suggestive head tilt and then walk out whilst casually grabbing his mic.

[@coletrain583]

He was still a Nazi. So no sympathy for him.

[@springytaco7587]

"Dank? Danke?" *Speech 100*

[@jeremiahgarrett732]

"Danke" is "Thank you" in German.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

Dankey Shoe?

[@surrk1057]

Donkey Shaun?

[@ultimateruffles3197]

FUCKING REDDITOR

[@huhsauce4797]

dank donkeys

[@richardlew3667]

So in this universe, Japan's just chilling, enjoying their new Asian empire unless the developers somehow completely forgot about the other major Axis powers

[@namelyname7081]

Richard Lew a newspaper clipping from the last game stated that Japan became a vassal state with most of their empire being taken from them

[@asilturkklc171]

İtaly changed sides during ww2, It probably got invaded as well.

[@Duce23]

Terry A. Tiger oh I remember in the “the new order” in the hideout in Berlin there is a newspaper clip saying that Germany has decided to declare war on its former ally

[@Duce23]

Asiltürk Kılıç it did there is a newspaper clip in the first game saying what happened

[@Storming360]

@Terry A. Tiger it got annexed right after end of the war. Greater germania cosist of europe, africa, americas, east asia, moon and Venus.

[@SamuelVella1995]

I'm actually pretty impressed with the quality of dialogue and cutscenes I've seen about this game so far. I thought it would be complete trash but I'm wrong.

[@RilfDanielson]

The production value is good. The game is still trash though, especially the story.

[@1LERS1]

@@RilfDanielson "Returns playing fortnite".

[@MrCholoPants3415]

You were correct. The game is trash, and this is the only good sequence.

[@randyvidales5284]

Thank God you're the minority.

[@JoeMartinez18]

@@RilfDanielson the game is crazy AF . the rebells even send a pregnant woman to suicide missions

[@CrniWuk]

The German voice actors are top notch in this game.

[@Chocosuchti]

"no you are butchering my beautiful language" - that one sentence had me so cracking up. As a non german - fluent german speaker I have always loved the German language, especially the Austrian dialect. I have yet to encounter someone who shares my view that German is quite the beautiful language

[@dgerdi]

It is beautiful. But someone will have to learn german first. It’s beauty is not visible at first glance. The opposite is french. You don’t have to know, what a french speaking person say, to like the language just by listening to it.

[@waffleking3gamer414]

Im assyrian and i love the swedish culture and its language as well as the german culture!

[@vinnie19971]

I agree. I used to dislike German, but now it's my favorite language. I'm plan to learn it one day.

[@AstarionWifey]

it is a beautiful language, I'm just jealous I never had the time to learn

[@Mushr00mism]

Your name tho 😭

[@TheRabidGinger]

5:50 look at his eyes. He REALLY likes that milkshake.

[@1ztype343]

Milkshakes are fucking delicious

[@Scazoid]

Milkshakegasm

[@Raimonon]

7:25 William .exe. has stopped

[@stephies4734]

because it reminds him of something else ;)

[@Fearmemaybe15]

7:47- greatest line in a video game ever

[@baddweather6362]

that delivery

[@bunchachickennuggies6378]

For me it's, "Shut the front door before more god damned nazis show up for milkshakes!"

[@jameslegrand848]

Constructive Criticism is it just me or does he sound like kreger from archer ?

[@klutz3955]

Constructive Criticism mark zuckerberg might not agree

[@retardboyz2571]

1998 Honda CR-V zucc

[@andyenid2]

6:28 love that man in the high castle reference John smith

[@Balnazzardi]

Yeap, loved that reference too! Such underrated series even if the ending was what it was

[@ethanarnold5976]

5:25. Oh, shit!. When a Nazi says they recognizes your face, How often is that a good thing?

[@telebread1416]

Well if you have met before in a friendly conversation

[@TheAzureNightmare]

When the Nazi is actually a Prussian. Don't make me go into Alt-universe shit.

[@Inferno625-h4c]

Never

[@poisonshadow317]

If you're aryan you're fine

[@udayveerbhadauria1659]

Never

[@adkadatka244]

That's a milkshake to die for

[@Polymershik]

Is this a fucking "Under Siege 2" reference?!

[@BadVelocityGT]

Ba dum tshh

[@fodase123]

oh yeah yeah

[@vaskedagame880]

Oh yeah yeah

[@asid5067]

Oh yeah yeah

[@ebaulabola9100]

I really hate Nazis but my god they had such great looking uniforms.

[@garretthochmuth4522]

say what you want, they knew how to operate (a military) in/with style(I mean, trech and great coats. to the eliete commandos and officer, for field work noe the less) why does no one do that anymore?

[@franzferdinand1393]

Garrett Hochmuth Because most countries have adopted Practicality over style hence why most uniforms are camo or multi-function and pretty bland

[@mldrs89]

Garrett Hochmuth Made By Hugo Boss.

[@franzferdinand1393]

brutus brutalis *Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays*

[@hussainakbar7231]

Ebaula Bola ggvdhfttytfuu

[@LAHAV3313]

FUN FACT: The guy who's dubbing the Nazi-commander in this scene is the same guy who's dubbing Set Roth. His name is Mark Ivanir. This amazing and talented Israeli actor dubbed many Russian characters in the Call of Duty series.

[@Weaner69]

I thought is from Ukraine.

[@patienttzero5562]

5:42 When you're talking to this hot chick but you can't tell what her age is

[@warwolf715]

i legit said this line last night in town lmao

[@xxk4rilsxx]

Lmao

[@TheTaterTotP80]

What? How fucking young are you going for?

[@Studio2770]

TheTaterTotP80 you'd be surprised and disturbed how girls under 18 can look like they're 20 these days.

[@wazup1337]

hhahaha

[@JillTheWitch]

Man I swear I realize If this commander just went along with his day and enjoyed that milkshake he could of enjoyed it more

[@lucretialain8534]

good thing he didn't

[@undeadwerewolves9463]

Now his brain is strawberry milkshake all over the floor

[@namenotfound614]

now his head is blasted to kingdom come

[@andersnelson6464]

5:55 Definitely inspired by Hans Landa (Christopher Walz) from Inglorious Bastards

[@DanNy-ou1dd]

Anders Nelson yes

[@ramO-jp8tp]

Or the younger officer who got stabbed in the nuts at the bar

[@Zsemlemester99]

Fucking hell, I was searching for this comment for half an hour now! Huge inglorius basterds vibes 👌👌👌

[@Ariesoetomo]

GORLAMI! What is it again? GOR LAMI!!

[@jume358]

I disagree, it's rather the SS-Sturmbannführer appearing in the bar played by August Diehl, same movie tho

[@Nobody-ob5od]

7:16 you have to admit he was polite and was just doing his job as a soldier.

[@-SirJoel-]

He was lol

[@klein2700]

Headshot go brrrr

[@woods2353]

Man I like that kommandant he seems nice

[@NOVAVEXIS]

Nah he just acting nicely to play around with you

[@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014]

@@NOVAVEXIS yup tries to get your trust to feel less afraid then he ask you questions of where are the juice

[@bigmichaeljack3851]

Too bad he doesn’t have a head

[@thedude1873]

Unless you take his milkshake

[@Anemoia22]

honestly tho, he was nice to the mother, Spesh, and you before you gave him reason to suspect you

[@st4zhercod451]

1:54 German soldier : have you been take a German language lesson KKK : yes German soldier : then how to say thank you in Germans ? KKK : dank dank umm..... *DANKMEMES*

[@markguardiana600]

Darth Vader : *THAT IS CORRECT*

[@glockedie]

No

[@jig-ga]

OMG hahahaa that shit is so funny maybe it's because i'm german lol

[@Mr.SM2939OLD]

Doge Doge Germany guy?? Remove the Y

[@pilotj9467]

Good try but no.

[@noahg2]

5:27I love how the television shows his face as soon as he says I recognise your face XD

[@ThelVadlee]

One of my all time favorite scene in video games. The emotions, atmosphere, body movement, and eye contacting feels so real that I even caught myself glaring at the Nazi.

[@joehudson3042]

Friend: what's your favourite type of meme Me: 1:35 Someone has probably already made this joke

[@Shawn_Magara]

Joe Hudson I didn't even get this at first

[@danfajardo4420]

Danky danky?

[@shadowstriker84]

*your butchering my beautiful language*

[@thedude1873]

@@shadowstriker84 oof

[@dalde0534]

" YES OUT WITH IT! "

[@carbodude5414]

I like how the mother in the diner is the only one that's genuinely uncomfortable with the Nazis while all the other Americans completely embrace their ideology

[@FourThousandAndFive]

Well really most other americans I think don't like the occupiers, they just can't show it or...you know

[@zenlikestate96]

Honestly with the events of the last few years id say its about a 60/40 split

[@AstarionWifey]

I mean I’d be running for the hills too if they walked into any establishment

[@chrisidoo]

Well, there was another one who was like, "Damn kraut shit!" earlier in the street. Hell, I'm sure most don't embrace it, but are forced to pretend.

[@enzocrespin5806]

And yet she was encouraging her son to practice his german

[@Schildknaap1921]

2:14 now I want to play Elite Hans

[@Drew791]

The story and detail in this game is absolutely incredible. You just can’t do a better job of an alternate history timeline where the Nazi regime takes hold in America.

[@Spartan_Ghost98]

What was scary about this cutscene is when he started saying “where do I recognize your face!” There are tons of wanted posts of you and the tv has a picture of you,

[@nicoh1953]

As a German I can confirm that we are still this polite and have these bad jokes like in 5:13

[@rudiwillsberry6442]

Can you confirm that Germany is afraid of the future under someone else other than angela Merkel

[@nicoh1953]

@@rudiwillsberry6442 Merkel has been voted when I was just a baby, so I dont know a world without her, but I am a bit worried, because she was an always helping and less corrupt person

[@archangelcentury]

5:20 Never thought I'd say this but he's really friendly, damn.

[@teshy4526]

Wholesome SS officer oh my

[@johndyoderministries]

Nicest nazi you'll ever see.

[@MrVuckFiacom]

Only if you're on their good side.

[@Veridiano02]

Yeah, friendly as hell. The first thing he does to a firefighter is to ask about his papers and interrogate him with the "You're going to be arrested or worse" sinister smile. Friendly in deed. I'm beggining to worry what some people consider "friendly". Pshycos are always "friendly" before cut you into pieces, you know.

[@michaelweir9666]

@@Veridiano02 Meh? He's just doing his job. He sees a suspicious face and wants to make sure he's legit. It's not like Blast-o-wich over here is trying to maintain his cover.

[@Drk_Matter-yn8ec]

I like how that guy outside the door with the food stand didn't even hear the gunshot 😂

[@fiatmies3852]

When i was playing on that scene, i walked in front of that nazi who spoke to those kkk guys before, and then he says something like : "do i know you from somewhere?" And then he just shouts : "oh my god its you!" And then every nazi shoots me dead... gotta respect the detail tough.

[@rangopistacho6928]

That's why you listen from behind

[@GrindyVine]

@@rangopistacho6928 you like from behind huh? ;)

[@kennethortiz2043]

@@GrindyVine log off

[@magentuspriest]

@@kennethortiz2043 lmaoo

[@wawa-vh7zt]

@@GrindyVine log off

[@jazztheartist]

I love the dialogues and acting in this game. It gives me a Tarantino vibe ( Inglorious Basterd-esque feeling). Need this for switch after the Quarantine is over

[@wchan39]

Especially the milkshake part.

[@Rockeyfawn]

Just leave the body in plane sight where you can see it though the window

[@trogdorburninator1229]

THANK YOU! I mean danky kong or whatever

[@Exile1778]

6:57 "Affirmative, On my way" *sips milkshake* "Oh my god.. it's you!" *dies*

[@ethanarnold5976]

John Smith? That's the most unoriginal and generic white guy name ever!

[@chalachouchou]

John Smith Johnson

[@potpan6393]

That's the joke

[@AlexanderPR2]

Ethan Arnold Nah. Jack is the more generic name ever.

[@MasterChiefSnake19910128]

Might be reference to president of Greater Nazi Reich In America from The Man In High Castle

[@Inferno625-h4c]

Ethan Arnold doctor who used that name

[@garretthochmuth4522]

also this ss unit with the milkshake was the best Nazi in the game (and franshise overall). he just seem like a genuinely friendly human being, eve though he probably, most definitely, isn't.

[@albertdevivies4540]

Garrett Hochmuth you know that you Can find a note in the zone 52 Where you learn that he was send by is superior to get some strawberry milkshakes

[@cobaltCarnivore]

+Storm Commando most people just want the best for someone or other, they just do horrible things in pursuit of that.

[@zidov8624]

He probbly is Id react the same if i saw a man who tries to ruin everything i belive in

[@seanmager1168]

Garrett Hochmuth of course he ain't he's part of a regime of delusional racist mass murderers.

[@michaelpatton3477]

We don’t see him do anything explicitly horrible but he does seem a bit condescending to me.

[@marvi842]

7:47 every conspiracy theorist to mark zuckerberg

[@Kim-by5uy]

Honestly, the graphics hold up really well in 2021.

[@magentuspriest]

The game didn't come out that long ago I don't think

[@sudokee7063]

2017 isn't that long ago. mirrors edge came out in 2009 and still looks fucking incredible.

[@prezentoappr1171]

@@sudokee7063 based contract wars the scope is as old as 2001 but hecc its very taxing like sseth rimworld and crysis mung daal boipucci son of rome etc basically single thread instead of multithread cpu

[@DerWilly96]

As a german I can the tell, they seemingly only used german voice actors for the germans in-game... so if you wanna learn german, here you go Danky Shaun

[@rudiwillsberry6442]

Danke schön komendant

[@rudiwillsberry6442]

I just learned that and some cuss words in German that's it

[@mr.h6986]

D...Donkey Shoe???

[@iamwhoimnotimnotwhoiam4431]

Is it like every german's super power to be able to recognize the region of every german accent? (I'm asking because of the bar scene in inglorious basterds)

[@DerWilly96]

@@iamwhoimnotimnotwhoiam4431 What do you mean exactly? :D I think it's like every other language - you can tell if it's someone mother tongue or not

[@theburgernoder2441]

Poor dude he just wanted a strawberry milkshake

[@aeureus]

Lanz Reamico and kill people

[@syfox3388]

Lanz Reamico Pyro main... we meet...

[@Bloodletter8]

Now his brain is milkshake. Fuck that nazi pig.

[@theburgernoder2441]

MrMaggot Im not a pyro main I don’t play Tf2 but i like how this pyro looks. I know how annoying he/she is

[@ilovejazminnn]

It would’ve been cool if there was a option to turn the tv off and rip the picture off the wall so you can avoid killing the man who was enjoying a milkshake

[@moralecomicsanimated2273]

C.O: what would u like for ur last meal Nazi: strawberry milkshake please

[@mrmr_zoomie]

This game actually managed to make me sneer at the jets flying over leaving red white and red smoke trails