WOLFENSTEIN II - Saying the Wrong Lines to Hitler

[@shell2791]

Rules for surviving WWII: 1. Don't be born in Arizona 2. Follow number 1 without question

[@oliverflorentino6735]

SheLL shit I already broke the first rule

[@nickmuscolino8724]

Oliver Florentino same 👌

[@gustavocring1914]

@@oliverflorentino6735 It's okay. Ready for WWIII yet?

[@rylan8046]

Already failed

[@tobitaruiz5963]

How about just not live at all lol

[@Gogetta80]

Imagine the last thing u do on Earth is tell someone you’re from Arizona

[@MaloneZ]

venus*

[@r3dmonkeyjunkieisonofalich300]

MaloneZ Lol nice

[@benjaminbong9214]

if you didnt get it venus is where this scene happened

[@henrikfitch4017]

That is perhaps the worst way to go

[@thisisaname5589]

@@henrikfitch4017 Nah, Arizona is beautiful and Arizonans are great. It sounds as good a way to go as any.

[@rommelthebreton]

How to pick up a girl Introduce self ❌ "I will muffin your ripe peach" ✔

[@recktrec5313]

Rommel The Terror Breton then you cake and butter

[@theoutsiders3810]

You've said the wrong lines to Hitler

[@erika002]

Sounds like BadBoyHalo

[@laylowxalex]

I can see how disgusted you are in this scene 4:02

[@looney9105]

lmao you deserve this like

[@Glorfendal]

Had more chance of surviving if he said he was a jew

[@ilijamatejic8113]

101%

[@doms1003]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sr.6001]

mr mow Lol

[@mrmow7014]

InjuredShrek666Productions Boi me no English cus I’m a thicc brainless Latino American teenage gurl so I’m gonna use emojiiii XDDRDHFJDNJRJC FJF 💁🏽‍♀️🔥🚬🌲🌳🍃💨 & 💁🏽‍♀️🔥🥄💎 & lil 💁🏽‍♀️💊 & sum 💁🏽‍♀️💉🛁

[@sr.6001]

The number of emoji you used represents your IQ.

[@muhtesemsiyanur]

"I'm from Arizona" -Famous last words, 1961

[@LuvHydrozz]

Lol

[@ivefa2872]

"Muhteşem Siyanür" -Famous last words, 2019

[@alexthewhale6915]

That was ronald reagan too

[@aventuratamovil5233]

Filip Nikolic wondering the same

[@boywhatthehellboy4500]

“I’m from Arizona.” *POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP*

[@borogrovemyasis465]

I like how John Lennon smirks at you every time you say the fudged lines.

[@pierreo33]

@@deadchanneldontwatch7347 you know nothing, apparently

[@rieleyslocum870]

pierre117 why do you have to be a dick about it? Mommy and daddy not give you enough attention as a baby?

[@colonelkellando6975]

This is the weirdest thread of replies I’ve ever seen

[@colonelkellando6975]

Literally everyone who replied has been r/wooooshed

[@penisbutthole1720]

i, contrary to what many girls believe of me, do i fact have a large penis.

[@dreamrender9138]

"I will muffin your ripe peach" A pick-up line no girl can resist

[@xmarkiexmayhemx2200]

I'm trying this

[@blankblank5409]

Tried this... I now have an incurable STD

[@bodhithespoodergen]

Hello almighty

[@Mii.2.0]

@@blankblank5409 F.

[@horsenuggets1018]

@@blankblank5409 it's very serious

[@artur-kc6gv]

As a german I enjoy this scene everytime I see it because the voice acting is soooo good

[@LocalYoutubeGuide]

Arhub i want my grandmothers bicycle back Greetings from Holland

[@phantom0464]

Reminds me of downfall, I fucking love that movie

[@Saltboi1823]

Jemand holt mir meine Schrotflinte

[@franzferdinand1393]

E M dangerously based

[@dereksegra7738]

Cant say the same everytime a mexican shows up By the way I'm talking about the accents like they talk Spanish and English at the same time and I never met anyone that talks like that and I'm Mexican.

[@axemuth1757]

helene: how many innocent german lifes you have killed hitler: shoots random stranger

[@scotty-sf3qc]

Intervault He was no random stranger, he was from Arizona.

[@jeb5066]

Wie viele Semmelbrösel haben Sie in Ihrem Leben gegessen?

[@emirberkebektas585]

Aradigim şey yabancibir videoda ottoman empire adli biri

[@ihatebees8775]

He was Ronald Reagan

[@Bussblower892]

1.1k like

[@onyx_vii7808]

Moral of the story: Don't live in Arizona, don't talk about Arizona, don't even drink an Arizona.

[@kamy3300]

but Arizona ice tea is life :(

[@micahsackey8680]

I was with you until the drink part

[@kamy3300]

Darth Vader same

[@Orinslayer]

Arizona is bottled in new york.

[@Bauglir100]

Aurelius of Phoenix vs Adolf Hitler. Who would win?

[@masterchief8726]

I love how the lady crossed the Arizona dude's name off the list after he was killed. She was like "yup."

[@jacoblangford7248]

Actually the Actor he killed was Ronald Reagan, he used to be an actor, and you can see it on the chair as well

[@Deadlyaztec27]

Jacob Langford LMAO

[@MaoistRebelNews2]

*DELETE*

[@Gamer88334]

Probably used to it. Or she was acting like she was used to it or thought he deserved it for addressing him incorrectly. Or a combination of the 3.

[@RequiemPoete]

Gamer88: Or just acted out of self preservation.

[@PracticalNeuron]

2:45 “This, is a bucket.” “Dear god...” “There’s more.” “nOOOOOOOO...”

[@jace_519]

Weakism in the bucket there is the piss of every man here

[@tewam67]

Jarate.

[@benderbendingrodriguez6280]

Did anyone besides scout put a card into the bucket

[@CookyMonzta]

Yes; given what I see, he also took a shit in that bucket, completely off-camera, of course. You can see him trying to adjust the waistline of his pants.

[@h4nton]

Seduce me!

[@Syrenkai]

I just love the sort of intrinsic hesitation when he is saying the lines out loud. And even he knows, "I just can't stop thinking about food, I'm gonna die."

[@DoomFinger511]

The awkward pauses when he knows he's saying the wrong line was my favorite parts too!

[@johnheimdal3623]

DoomFinger511 it scares me when he does it, I can feel his fear

[@mikeferster7966]

hitler was on more drugs, harder ones at that, than Michael Jackson ever touched. everything to coke, speed/super Adderall, and other random psychedelics. so him being looking like sht and literally being crazy wasn't that far fetched lol

[@joshi3518]

+Mike Ferster What source do you have to prove that.

[@ayylmaogames2063]

Josh W I think in the first game they mentioned that this hitler was on crazy drugs

[@mgentry8381]

No-no I'm from arizona😃 *BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM*

[@mgtow5519]

*Click Click* *COUGH COUGH COUGH*

[@IsaacClarke08]

The emoji actually made this really funny

[@Willzadl]

I’m from aRiZOnAaaaaaA

[@kelpobox7164]

I don't get what's wrong with that answer ( i am serious)

[@Campo19]

Yeah why did he kill him if he already knew he was American

[@michaelstahl5210]

Idk why but I laughed so hard when he said “Arizona” and hitler just blew his brains out!

[@michaelstahl5210]

Was it supposed to be funny or am I just a fucking psycho!😅🤣😂

[@bf4k]

@@michaelstahl5210 both

[@Limacy]

A lot of people reacted that way. There's even compilations of being reacting to this scene on KZbin.

[@nevibuster88]

@@Limacy link

[@zeriolinx5755]

BJ. A man capable of slaughtering hundreds of nazis and withstand a tremendous amount of gunshots to his body. Gets one shot by Hitler with a pistol....

[@GT101Nofear]

Zeriolinx It's not just any pistol. It's Hitler's pistol!

[@FelixFlvnders]

Say please daddy jeff kaplan

[@Pagewaster]

Why do you think his kill count is so damn high?

[@dabossman5650]

Zeriolinx u die from like 2 shots in this game

[@BramsCommando]

He even got decapitaded lol

[@UncVEVO]

#DontLiveInArizona

[@Native_Beats_]

CaptainCruch LobsterCock RIP TheOddOnesOut and JaidenAnimations

[@Rxbster]

RIP me

[@garrettobrien5839]

Shit

[@gabryelletyra4394]

I live in arizona lol

[@smurfpoppin4470]

CaptainCruch LobsterCock RIP tesla

[@mrsnoopdawg7356]

Gameplay: gets shot by hundreds of rifles, headshot by a sniper and walk like nothing This scene: one shot of a sidearm and off

[@ZoofyZoof]

If I remember correctly, headshots pretty much kill you if you're not wearing any armor at all. And here, well, BJ never visually wears armor, it's just... a game mechanic... But he has nothing on him at all, so a headshot would obviously kill him.

[@BillGates-bg1wz]

@@ZoofyZoof no shit

[@ZoofyZoof]

@@BillGates-bg1wz there clearly is shit if people can't get it on their own.

[@yusuf_kizilkaya]

He got shot by Hitler's super duper uber pistol, he's was the final boss in the original after all

[@TaskMasterNL]

@@yusuf_kizilkaya Broken p08 pistol

[@labpap8877]

WTF was that Hitler peeing scene XD

[@REAL2222ful]

Λάμπης Παπαϊωάννου A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...

[@ohno2480]

Looked like he was passing a kidney stone lol

[@jimmybones231]

@@ohno2480 Lmfao 😭😭😭

[@lightsaberlordp373]

@@jimmybones231 because the reason why is because he is a............. POOR OLD MAN!!!!!! *laughs.*

[@teemun3979]

Hitler was addicted to drugs if you didn't know, so it is entirely believable that he would do something like that

[@kainchigos5930]

"We lost our greatest soldier." What!? How!? Was he found out!? "No he just... Said the wrong lines..."

[@abdelkaderbennaoum3882]

I love this

[@milboxr9772]

Max Is Typing well I mean that technically makes him found out

[@blakbear6528]

Feels is that a big smoke reference? If so LMAO

[@arminosas]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SAY THE REICH LINE CJ

[@SammEater]

Even Max Hass could get those lines right.

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

I love how BJ's sounds more hesitant when he is reading the wrong lines.

[@LarabeDeRegion]

Yoooooo, how you doing brother

[@LarabeDeRegion]

Dennis I thought for one second that it was my comment

[@ignorancedguilt]

At 4:23 it sounds like he says THICC

[@keyboardcorrector2340]

😂

[@SaturdayIsMyBae]

Omg it doea

[@jSyndeoMusic]

Gandalf The Grey At first I thought you were making a joke, because “thick” could mean dumb, like we’d be dumb and gullible to believe that was true. But I looked it up. Amazing

[@gustavocring1914]

Beautiful

[@Nicocat2Vids]

"Dick" as a noun also translates to girth 😂

[@bestintheworld0624]

The girl is overacting and William is deadpan, it's like a middle school play.

[@visitkotor9663]

The New Star Wars movie has some awesome effects do.

[@CelestialDraconis]

Actually laughed out loud, thanks

[@justfantastic2877]

Hitler's bathrobe gives him +10 attack

[@Daehawk]

And she was really wanting him to muffin her peach too.

[@omerefetoklu1725]

Wolfenstein Logic Has a super soldier body and can survive a laser that could melt him. But dies in only one shot by hitlers pistol

[@glockinmyrari445]

He was shot in the head, his head was still a human one xD

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Ömer Efe Toklu well, it’s hitlers pistol after all

[@itsnotme8216]

Too op, plz nerf

[@bandit3030]

wolfenstein logic base entire game off ww2 propaganda and no one gives a shit

[@Scroteydada]

Magic pistol

[@Watkinson405]

Jesus it's like a south park game with a bigger budget

[@Watkinson405]

.....video games? I don't get what you're trying to say lil dude

[@ryangranato5010]

I'm referring to you're condescending tone. You said "Do you 'even'-", like EVERYONE knows, like its common sense. And then continue to tell him "If you knew... you shouldnt be phased", like you know better than him in the sense that you're not phased so he shouldnt be

[@Doubledunk]

Fractured but whole was one of the worst most boring and unfunny games I've had the privilege of playing, and i love south park

[@ryangranato5010]

LOL Triggered much?

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

This was a nice ass blaster

[@Screamingurchin]

I have a friend who has a Jewish family and is from Arizona THEY KNOW

[@--------352]

Is he also a communist

[@geese5170]

Questions start at 4:40

[@georgepetkov9044]

Thanks

[@thelionater4640]

Fri II

[@Nokia-ol2el]

Fri iii

[@giancarloespejo9629]

I’m your 1000th like.

[@cmccombs6166]

Fri I

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

to be fair that rejection went better then most Hollywood auditions

[@HeartBDoctor]

With all of Adolf's disgusting elderly habits, I feel like I'm watching more of a Monty Python skit. And those clowns always mocked fascism so well!

[@TheMonkeygoneape]

ironically enough, by this point in his life (had he lived that long) he would have more or less been this drug addled mess

[@Halpin2006]

@GETTHEHELLOUTTAMYLAWN you are a parents' wet dream, okay?

[@Rocklobstah-kv2wf]

@IM BALD *Starts coughing and puking and pissing blood into a bucket violently*

[@Wohlvs]

Good thing he didn't live to conquer Arizona lol

[@ArukuSynthesis]

Quoting from the video of SuddenlyOranges - Halo 4 with friends... "Fuck Arizona"

[@micronoice2387]

*I M F R O M A R I Z O N A*

[@shadowling77777]

Oof

[@moisessanclemente6117]

Grdensk pum pum pum pum and I will pee if u excuse me

[@TheFrogProductions]

*Loads Gun*

[@spicylemon7475]

How men ask out a girl: "you busy tonight? Maybe we could go out for dinner" How gamers ask out a girl: "I will muffin your ripe peach."

[@MaitreKorda]

It would've been funnier if he said "California".

[@lad5561]

Ikr, and make the guy look like Jake Paul

[@PartTimeGamer380]

M Korda or Iowa

[@wuzivic6113]

It be funnier if he said “Texas” 🤣

[@reeloykenjins2835]

Or Mexico

[@furstenfeldbruck]

New York

[@therealisticgamer5834]

That is hilarious and dirty when you pick the wrong answers (I will muffin your ripe peach too).

[@staudinga]

I will cake and butter you!

[@therealisticgamer5834]

Staudinka That is hilarious as well when he said it but I don't get it or know what that means.

[@FlashProAnimations]

So you never tried splitting and buttering a muffin? Then warm it up in the microwave

[@FlashProAnimations]

No man I'm serious D: Get chocolate chip muffins and try it.

[@97neb]

Change “izona” for “gentina” and you will be hitler’s best friend

[@strangelylookingperson]

Or Great Britain.

[@michaelangley4847]

The voice actor on the last line was also unsure that he should say that.

[@pedropimenta896]

Cutscene bullests are the deadliest of all

[@princereyes2094]

2:06 R.I.P. TheOdd1sOut.

[@lichtstein5642]

Xd.

[@johndyoderministries]

Lmfao I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought about that

[@MondySpartan]

Lucky Jaiden Animations fleed away from there.

[@chickendrawsdogs3343]

Quentin Tarantino is proud.

[@bluesagan3381]

Dauda András "You're all primitive for taking in an obviously satirical source of entertainment not meant to represent history realistically." You fucking kidding me, guy?

[@bluesagan3381]

WoomyB Oh no I can feel the superior intelligence

[@dtr1129able]

Gorlami

[@Kinkyhobox]

Until you saw?..

[@surgeland9084]

I don't think anyone is out to please that talentless narcissist with a temper.

[@_TheSplicer_]

I'm from Arizona. ⚰

[@lysbringer868]

Andrew Rossi I am from Berlin.

[@ernestov1777]

Andrew Rossi *Gets shot 100 times*

[@_TheSplicer_]

NightSoldier 81 Actually NIEN times. Lol see what I did there.

[@EnchantedSmellyWolf]

🔫💥

[@dpm9a189]

Andrew Rossi hate to be that person but... Nein*

[@silverhawkflash]

"Hitler kills Ronald Reagan on Venus during an audition." sounds like a word salad sentence.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Wow, they hired a voice actor who can really speak German. Respect

Actually, no he can't. My German is better and it's my third language. He made two syntax errors and his Austrian accent is missing. He doesn't even sound south-german.

[@PancakemonsterFO4]

Blah b still better than them most of the German you are used to hear in American movies. It’s not their fault that they picked the wrong dialect

[@Kurlum]

Blah b His German is absolutely fine and if German is your third language you should know better.

[@DoomFinger511]

Some people who speak German said it's not so great. However if you watch videos of the German version of this game they censored it A LOT. No swastikas, they never say "mein fuhrer" or "jew". Basically all the shock value is removed. But it's totally cool to shot your dog in the head...

[@maxmalten7749]

DoomFinger511 lets say its just usual German and its pretty fucking good for an American production

[@gabeneug]

I will muffin your right peach too 😂

[@GRaToMiC]

ripe* mongol. you obviously don't even get it.

[@ewwshave477]

Haha that line was funny af 🤣🤣🤣

[@vian7599]

0:18 When your the popular kid but you came to school sick

[@JordanKwei]

Could never be me

[@iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai]

Coronavirus

[@ameekgrewal510]

Mr. Fulvian you’re

[@theperfectcell125]

*I will muffin your ripe peach.*

[@applemacbookairproretina3582]

*o no*

[@iseeyoubrothegreedyvaultbo7435]

shrimp Penis and Pussy?

[@randallstevens5433]

You monster

[@Enmerkar_of_Uruk]

Lewd...

[@therealisticgamer5834]

That is hilarious and dirty

[@warhammernerd52Daxx-Lorenzo898]

Are "And you're a fuzzy worm", "I will cake and butter you", and "I will muffin your ripe peach too" memes, yet? They *SHOULD* be

[@DoomFinger511]

Feel free to make 'em, I'll sign off on it!

[@ghostbeats3214]

I will muffin your ripe peach 😉

[@professionalcommentstealer5271]

daniel koublitski your my fuzzy worm, your the cake to my butter

[@the.alchemist9438]

warhammernerd52 I'm you're 200th like

[@world4truth]

I was going to say "ill muffin your ripe peach" but you beat me to it! There's the Meme lol

[@qdudehome9889]

4:51 What it feels like when an edge Lord suddenly goes Add friendly

[@soski7200]

When you shitpost in Aldof’s neighborhood

[@nightmonkey9748]

“And you’re a... nice woman” “I will save and marry you.” “I will save your merry people too”

[@ColtonBCasey]

2:09 the quiet kid in the back of the class when someone takes his DS

[@jirbykid368]

2ds or 3ds?

[@bf4k]

@@jirbykid368 *B O T H*

[@jirbykid368]

@@bf4k ok thank you for telling me

[@bf4k]

@@jirbykid368 nonprijffy np man

[@bf4k]

Did I have a stroke lol?

[@aquoslover200]

"I will muffin your ripe peach" Wonderful A+

[@booker4984]

“I’m from Arizona” *Famous last words*

[@doomguypsx4471]

People can give Wolfenstein 2 as much shit as they want, but this scene is pretty good

[@maxv8]

Meh wolfenstein is really just political propaganda based on what the 21st century believes as history and what "would of been" based on that belief. Okay graphics and gunplay though. The unrealistic theme and portrayal of the third reich in general killed it for me though just like BF1 having black germans or call of duty not showing a swastika. Trying to paint the Nazi's as haggard and disorderly is equally inaccurate they were one of the most strict, mannered, and sanitary organizations in history not the type to be vomiting and pissing in buckets in a bath robe.

[@troletrain]

@@maxv8 found the nazi.

[@talosworshipper2693]

That nazis were really stupid. What kinda dumbass films themselves committing war crimes.

[@GenPayne]

@@maxv8 wow dude I should applaud you for being so honest about how much of a Nazi you truly are

[@Jab_Shadow]

I'm from A R I Z O N A.

[@HellhoundIX]

*Shoots you nine times*

[@jawsdragon]

Ragyo Kiryuin the Glorious God-Tier Waifu lol did you rewatched it just to count the shots, and came back to comment this?

[@HellhoundIX]

Jaws Dragon I have the scene memorized.

[@michaelwiggler511]

Fuck you

[@whuspr]

nein times*

[@crisisboy5822]

Imagine this timeline's /pol/

[@ashrobin55]

I would love if that universe's pol was somehow even more anti-semetic

[@shadowslayer205]

It would be the #1 online news site.

[@anon-bo4hg]

((Aryans))

[@thepope2412]

it would be closer to /leftypol/ than actual /pol/

[@lowqualityshitposts8860]

/Pol/ would be a liberal forum about tolerance and Black Supremacy

[@probably9085]

I kinda felt sad for him, when he said "I'm so cold, mother"

[@bookle5829]

Reply if you changed your mind about that.

[@ReclaimTheMainland]

@@bookle5829 Study history first before saying that.

[@elic1356]

That moment you realize he was responsible for the slaughter of millions, both in reality and possibly even more in game.

[@robertscott4768]

His age is giving him delusions.

[@thoughtgains6959]

Eli C If god wanted them to die, it is his plan. We just have to believe and have faith

[@hardlineamerican8495]

Boy, Mein Furher got some nice shoes if I say so myself and I do, I do.

[@UnPhayzable]

Should've tattooed it on your hand bucko

[@Blikk1]

Desperate for likes...

[@superbroadcaster]

Not before he's cleaned his room

[@vx-xd5gb]

Blikii eh who cares I'm like that sometimes maybe you are too

[@vx-xd5gb]

Blikii anyway it ain't a big deal

[@NTB_Santoe]

This is probably a reference to the movie Memento that went over most of your heads lol

[@kavito96]

How everyone should react when they hear "I'm from Arizona"

[@Hailstormful]

"I'll muffin your ripe peach..." Is that a 50'ies slang term for "smashing"?

[@trashwang7064]

2:15 uhh i think he’s already dead

[@nopushbutton]

They seriously need to make a Wolfenstein adventure game thats just interacting with Hitler. Maybe you play as the director lady or something, but I love how you never know whether he's about to say something reasonable or just kill someone

[@smeminem1258]

I find it kinda funny that the video game hitler has a pistol and multiple magazines whilst testing actors

[@DoomFinger511]

Absolute power corrupts absolutely

[@piercesable344]

"Wolves in sheep's clothing." He's simply covering his own ass from potential assassins. So presuming everyone around him is a potential threat.

[@ackebrocke9987]

He’s using a lüger.

[@drjimmytheswagmyster9714]

Acke Brocke A Lüger is still a pistol...

[@ackebrocke9987]

Dr jimmy the swagmyster ik

[@YTDeepshock]

"How am I supposed to remember this shit?"

[@megoodatgame8535]

No I’m from , Ariz- Hitler: so anyway I started blasting

[@dry90125]

"Games are art." I have always agreed with that, but now... I've been tested.

[@valletas]

Why? This is still art

[@ZoofyZoof]

I don't understand how this changed your mind.

[@MRNWP420]

*What's wrong with Arizona?*

[@x-fun3149]

Heat

[@thatoneguywiththeextremely8182]

Because there are Jews there.

[@AAG_95]

it's Arizona

[@velveetasucide1255]

You've obviously never been to Arizona

[@blitzkrieg-9570]

DCM88 United States*

[@youngkappakhan]

The "i'm from Arizona" part gets me every time

[@ericbishop7606]

*im from Arizona*

[@soggycheeseball4629]

Aryanzona is more clever

[@beverlywilliams8458]

Eric Bishop Nani?

[@princesskenny8038]

*reloads gun*

[@eerav_sam]

Hi Arizonian ...lol

[@undisciplinedintellectual8919]

Eric Bishop I'm sorry

[@helmetguy6495]

"I can spot a jew from miles away." Doesn't notice Will behind him

[@joshuawillis602]

Bolt the hedgy will isn’t a Jew. But I see your point.

[@helmetguy6495]

Joshua Willis, his mom is a jew. So William is a half Jew

[@joshuawillis602]

Bolt the hedgy Judaism is a religion not a race

[@sirmonkeys422]

Joshua Willis jews are both

[@joshuawillis602]

Sir Monkeys not they are not. You might as well say that Christianity is a race

[@mattmurdock5424]

I like how everyone just goes along with it. He clearly does stuff like this alot

[@vladtepes140]

You have no idea who the man is ! says Hitler You can't recognise Terror Billy himself , when he has a stache ?

[@digitalutopia1]

To be fair, they weren't expecting him - since they had just executed him.

[@vladtepes140]

Digital_Utopia Magical

[@digitalutopia1]

On a side note - how weird would that be to see a picture of your dissected body?

[@vladtepes140]

Digital_Utopia depends ! For Terror Billy would be normal . He escaped death 2 times

[@Axialmat]

Vlad Tepes lol i totally get your point, but i dont think two times is enough for normal😂

[@smaakjeks]

*At MachineGames:* So, team! We are depicting Hitler. How should we have him portrayed? *Head of team:* I think we're all comfortable with having him piss and vomit all over himself, and be an unhinged, paranoid basket case. *Everyone:* Yah, that seems about right. Thank you, MachineGames :D

[@stubbypepperroni2357]

Smaakjeks K in real life he was diagnosed with Parkinson's and syphilis so this is pretty accurate

[@smaakjeks]

+Stubby I'd feel bad for the guy if he were not a monster.

[@Thobeian]

Smaakjeks K You're better than half of the idiots in this comment section

[@alexanerose4820]

I'm sure he would've fared better than what they portray here but it would still be bad. The Arizona shooting was spot on regardless of sanity

[@RequiemPoete]

Plus just the ravages of old age and dementia. Plus you know he's too damned proud to go in for a pysch evaluation. Paranoid, power hungry, brain damaged ( he did have syphillis) dementia and who knows what else. I'd say accurate.

[@paragonr8223]

2:04 appropriate response when seeing someone from arizona

[@rossm.80]

2:06 No, I’m from Arizona. _Point Blank: BANG BANG_

[@quakeiii86]

I always hate in games where you have realistic looking animations, great lighting, good acting, movie-like camera angles... and then cartoony blood effects. Why do game blood effects look so silly when the rest of the game looks so serious?

[@DoomFinger511]

It's possible some of the cartoony blood effects could of been due to my graphics card. I couldn't run it at max setting.

[@vaprslth9859]

Agreed

[@casinbound5894]

Bethesda blood has always looked terrible. It's why blood retextures are some of the earliest mods to come out for their games.

[@kennybolo7564]

They should use real blood

[@MrNothinguploaded]

no sense spending so much money on blood textures when overly realistic blood could get you banned in certain countries / age restricted / negative publicity. more development cost here could translate into lower possible profit.

[@zalmon1290]

2:09 My racist uncle when my gay friend walks in

[@nickmuscolino8724]

Jaysalmon33 ÄpRł racist and gay having nothing to do with each other but ok.

[@revanamell1791]

The Venn Diagram of racist and homophobe is a circle. Chill out, nerds.

[@GunsNGames1]

"Friend"

[@artyom8905]

@@NiclasLoof it's because if someone is racist they'll also 100% be homophobic, and all sort of shits like that, so go cry somewhere else

[@jakedavis2954]

Artyom890 oh yeah stupidity likes company

[@anthonymartinez8215]

When he says makeup is majical he looked like he saw god himself

[@theronealmadin1077]

Pugz4life 99 I think the game has an article or lore about this, The Germans actually experimented on "magic" or what Hitler perceives as magic, but failed miserable, the face is when he actually remembers it.

[@zacharie5574]

AKA hitler's equivalent of a vietnam flashback

[@jontraz5993]

Magisch.

[@szamanisticrealistic2659]

People behind this game should really do a full movie on Joseph Blazkowicz and the resistance.

[@chrisreynolds6143]

Ayy transhumanism ftw

[@The_Backman]

My history teacher's gonna love this one

[@hallicosi4008]

this Moment...when you realize as a german that this Video is in english... xD

[@DoomFinger511]

lol, the German version of the game has a lot of the dialogue censored. I heard from native german speakers that the German dialogue in this English version don't sound legit.

[@_G4.R4_]

Inglorious bastards 2

[@StarChildInABubble]

Shitty movies don't need a sequel.

[@_G4.R4_]

Rephrase-then-Erase so is that why it has a 100 million dolors made at the box office and a 88% of rotten tomatoes? Because it's a shitty movie according to you? The things I said don't really make somthing a 'good' movie, but shit like sharknado exist.

[@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630]

Kulgara lol don’t waste your time with nazi lovers

[@_G4.R4_]

Stirn Lichen yeah, you're right...

[@DoomFinger511]

I wish :)

[@chickendoinks74]

Honestly some of the best voice acting i’ve ever heard. Well done Norbert

[@SleepingSoulK]

Has 100 armor still gets on shot

[@AlphaEnt2]

DeadshotJay maybe he played it on death incarnate XD

[@m3kr0n0smovies8]

*I'm from Arizona.*

[@genericsaltykid7819]

*opens fire on a random person*

[@RAYMOND75600]

This is exactly what I was trying to looking for thanks for the upload

[@boistalone4496]

I... I.... Was drunk... Yeah drunk

[@DoomFinger511]

Ahh, that explains the piss in the ice bucket...

[@jacobc1433]

I might need to get into Wolfentstein. Hilarious.

[@DoomFinger511]

Play the first one, then this one. Half way through this game you get access to an arcade machine emulator that has EVERY old PC version of wolfenstein that you can play in-game.

[@att4139]

Wait if this game includes every other wolfenstein (which is insane btw), shouldn't one just start with this?

[@spah4424]

2:18 she just witnessed a murder and she just writes on her paper xD

[@robertscott4768]

Just crossing off names.

[@thisanimeguy]

Crossing off names

[@red_milk197]

it's terrifyingly accurate how well he acts like an actual old man.

[@piggy8735]

Whoever voice acted hitter is amazing and also needs cough drops

[@Stinckyfatmama]

"I'm from Arizona" famous last words

[@PLDroneOperator]

Man those 3rd Reich loafers are so fucking clean 2:23

[@Cryostal]

Yeah, I want a pair.

[@cheesyanton]

Arizona is always dangerous

[@tyler2461]

Life threats, everywhere. Venomous snakes and scorpions and spiders and Gila monsters and ridiculous heat and a lot of cartel activity. Especially in buckeye

[@AlastorTheNPDemon]

"...reveal insight into a treacherous mental apparatus." Gonna have to remember that one.

[@ToonLinkTink]

2:09 when your friend says they don’t like Bee Movie

[@beardown3415]

LMAO

[@christiangaming-fy6rv]

Fuck that movie, its creepy

[@HI-pm3fm]

ᅚᅚ Fuck you

[@rexjolles]

It's funny because in Germany in this game they got rid of Hitler's moustache and they changed the swastika to a Y

[@cody8835]

@Shaun Welch He wasnt born in Germany

[@lolsup9817]

Shaun Welch I agree, but I think it comes to show how truly good todays German people. Even though it isn’t their fault they still feel guilt and shame and try to keep those memories in the dark.n,

[@RyoooPT]

I've been waiting for this!!!