Wolfenstein: Youngblood (Zero Punctuation)

This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews Wolfenstein: Youngblood. A game that he totally loved at E3 2019.
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[@theescapist]

Watch this week's episode on Horace at the link: www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/2019/08/14/horace-zero-punctuation/

[@tpayne7020]

Escapist Hey guys. Is there any chamce Yahtzee would be willing to bring his series "Judging by the cover" back at all?

[@theescapist]

Nah, he ended it for personal reasons. Check out the doc, he explains why he stopped it in there! kzbin.info/www/bejne/npzFeXxonNeBgtE

[@mattfahringer148]

T Payne chance not chamce

[@KontrolStyle]

@@tpayne7020 I miss that too, it was so silly yet very enjoyable.

[@tpayne7020]

matt fahringer bro, the "n" and "m" are right next to each other. My thumb hit the wrong key. Cut me some slack!

[@shadofist]

Wolfenstien:Youngblood. A game about a pair of sisters, written by people who have obviously never had siblings.

[@0Asterite0]

But Jim said they felt like real siblings. You're just an cis white male nazi fascist misogynist/s

[@BoostedMonkey05]

@@0Asterite0 I've stopped listening to that fat fuck since he basically is the bob chipman of video games

[@druidt8949]

Some siblings do get along though. A girl I know (make your jokes, I don't care) gets along with her brother and sister really well, so I know others who do must exist

[@shadofist]

@@druidt8949 I have a sister, we get on fine. We're adults now, but at no point did I call her "Sis". Cus that's fuckin weird.

[@YouTubeByAdamSandler]

@@druidt8949 My sister is basically my best friend, some have told me it's a bit sad, but I tend to disagree.

[@bubblesmccarthy1069]

People were saying having a pregnant woman fight in a war might give the children brain damage Guess that’s cannon

[@DrewDrewDrewDrewDrew]

Marik Ishtar lol

[@happycalcium]

I mean The Boss from Metal Gear did it

[@andriy5934]

@@happycalcium so thats why he dresses like he is in a western movie and manages to meow like an ocelot in a scary accurate way?

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@andriy5934 100% yes

[@blueflameking]

The most important part of this episode is the realization that Yahtzee is in fact a sentient cartoon and Ben Crenshaw is his beard meant to pacify the public.

[@DukeJuki]

This is what happens when you think gender-swapped Beavis and Butthead would make for good gritty shooter protagonists.

[@trikstari7687]

Ironically, a beavis and butthead shooter would be quite entertaining.

[@michaelmalfaro3746]

It would work better if the rest of the world was either just as idiotic as they were, or acknowledged and shared the player's annoyance with these bumbling dimwits.

[@radim279]

It would! But we got Wolfenstein: Youngblood instead

[@ArcaneAzmadi]

@@radim279 No, they might make good COMEDY shooter protagonists. Gritty shooters just die when subjected to toxic vomit rags like the protagonists of this game.

[@brainflash1]

They should've named this game "Offspring time for Hitler"

[@MostlyPennyCat]

And Germany

[@CroatInAKilt]

Or, to run with the annoying college girl themes, "Spring break time for Hitler"

[@georgesears934]

Winter for Co-op, and friends!

[@phoenixomega3641]

@@CroatInAKilt girls gone wild, hitler version?

[@Hosev]

Yessssssss

[@jayarby8494]

Fighting Nazis in the 80s should have been saved for Wolfenstien 3, not the pointless co-op spin-off.

[@davetaylor9742]

I did find it weird how they skipped over some incredibly important plot stuff like Set dying and Hitler being killed

[@BaranZenon]

@Ivan Ivanovich Ivanovosky They said we will fight him in Wolfenstein 3. How will it work I dont know and dont care - this series stopped having sense after that german lady chooped Blazkos head off.

[@worldofdoom995]

@@davetaylor9742 I think that will happen in Wolf 3. If the whole franchise isn`t canned after this.

[@MostlyPennyCat]

Well, after Wolfenstein 2 let's just not bother and be glad we at least got the first one.

[@BaranZenon]

@Ivan Ivanovich Ivanovosky Well according to that trailer to that abomination Commander Keen on MOBILE DEVISES (!) Commander Keen is still canonically releated to the Blazko and in Doom he suppose to be Doom guys father. On one hand YAY - we will get an connection betwen Doom and Wolfenstein, but on the other that new Commander Keen is such a freaking piece of crap, that it makes my blood boil!

[@Lgs260495]

Wolfenstein fans to Bethesda: Look at how they massacred my boy. Fallout fans: First time?

[@gctcauto]

Blame Arkane Studios and MachineGames, the developers, not Bethesda, the publisher. FYI Bethesda Softworks and Bethesda Game Studios are two different companies.

[@Wolfrich666]

and doom is next

[@HungryHunter]

@@Wolfrich666 what is left after doom died?

[@klobiforpresident2254]

@@HungryHunter Is Duke Nukem out of development yet?

[@HungryHunter]

@@klobiforpresident2254 ​ Klobi for President duke nukem (that took) forever is out. Only stupit remaster dlc shit so far i read. If they plan a new duke nukem i hope he starts as a homeless guy and fight itself back to the top. The only way to safe his sad ass after DN forever.

[@comradeshadles4967]

Media/Producers : "games need to be more like this..." Literally Everyone that plays the games : "how about no"

[@Raveityourway]

What did they say about this game specifically, and who said it? I’m curious now

[@audellaroque4730]

Comrade Shadles i wish every game was like the yakuza series honestly: it knows when to be serious, and the writing is superb.... but it also remembers games are meant to be FUN, and doesn’t take itself so fucking seriously, and will slow down and relax when it needs to.

[@rolfs9660]

Genuinly curious, how's the media to blame for shit co-op games?

[@comradeshadles4967]

@@rolfs9660 mostly the paied off to say that all the inclusive politics forced in and the game being forced to revolve around that making a massive break between what most "professional" media sources say is great and what the fans wanted.

[@Ripcookiethief]

Having enemies that are so far over your level that you can't even damage them is an insane concept to me.

[@patton333]

It's my least favorite part of the Witcher 3

[@Saibott55]

I think the reason for Bethesda digging their grave so deep is that they want to reach hell faster so they can give Doomslayer more targets

[@RandomVideos66]

I remember the cut scene where the girls started cheering loudly after they killed their first enemy. And all that went through my head at that time was "Well everyone on board the zeppelin now knows that you're there!".

[@BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42]

I'm sensing this is a strong contender for the "Worst Game of 2019" award.

[@silkychan6099]

Either that or blandest

[@oneblacksun]

@@silkychan6099 Definitely the latter. The game runs well and looks good, but the gameplay and story are it's weakest parts.

[@silkychan6099]

@@SunlitSonata14272 thats a pretty solid bet if u asked me. Still 4 more months to the year tho. Who knows what would come up

[@silkychan6099]

@@oneblacksun well thats what the reviewers said. Havent played it myself. Would definitely check it out if it was offered in my ps plus subscription 2 years from now. But buying it with my cold hard cash? Definitely no.

[@johnwrath3612]

blandest

[@ultgamercw6759]

Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee.

[@TheRealAaronFinn1]

So fucking fitting for this shitheap.....has noone learnt anything from Deadspace 3....

[@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185]

>EA proclaims that people don't want singleplayer games anymore, multiplayer is the future >PS4 Exclusives and Red Dead II proceed to make explosive profits , meanwhile Anthem fails miserably >Bethesda turns fallout into an empty MMORPG >Consumers and reviewers alike despise and reject the game, then rejoice when they hear about Obsidian's new singpleplayer project The Outer Worlds >Bethesda turns Wolfenstein into a superfluous co-op game >Consumers are bored by it I'm starting to sense a pattern

[@Darth234Ravenous]

@@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185 If we're lucky maybe Bethesda will think fallout isn't worth keeping after some time and sell the property to Obsidian. Maybe then we can get a good fallout again .

[@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185]

@@Darth234Ravenous Lol nah, they'll keep their claws in it for as long as they can because it remains a popular franchise.

[@1231231232972]

fucking bot

[@ryanjones_rheios]

That whole intro sequence spoke to me. Even when Yahtzee and I disagree about certain games, even certain genres, its very evident that the pain is the same.

[@DrGamelove]

Zero Punctuation and 12 games in 12 months. Yahtzee doesn't sleep, I don't think.

[@aganaom1712]

if he did i'm pretty sure he would be having nightmares about bobby kotick

[@UrDadsFavouriteMaleEscort]

Maybe if it was 2007. Average campaigns are like 5 hours now if youre lucky. it sucks.

[@nope1083]

He probably structures his weekly routine really well and has no social life.

[@DrGamelove]

@@TonyBustaroni he does 4 of those a month, not 1.

[@nope1083]

@@TonyBustaroni It's not about creative difficulty, it's about self discipline. Overcoming procrastination is much harder than you think.

[@OlOleander]

Last time I was this early, we were just a punchy underdog stealth-killing Hitler instead of two irritating tweens trying to fist-bump all the adversity out of war

[@Mathmachine]

It only took three games (let's be fair, this is more like 2.5) for Wolfenstein to go from amazing to terrible again. Was Bethesda trying to beat Ubisoft's record?

[@b3rz3rk3r9]

Technically, four, since New Order was a sequel to the 2009 Wolfenstein.

[@aromatoverona]

@@b3rz3rk3r9 Technically five if you count The Old Blood as its own thing.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

The New Colossus wasn't even that good, the really strange SJW-driven story choices really took away from the overall package

[@brackenjones3829]

@@MaxiemumKarnage the story was pretty weak in the new colossus, but i honestly thought the gameplay was worse in TNC. It felt unforgiving a lot of the time.

[@pinnaclegaming4544]

Michael Miller seems like you're the shitty human here, what a shit thing to say shitty human...brush your teeth mate, your breath smells like shit

[@dylanpullock6972]

That we the people speech right in the beginning really sums it up for me. It was beautifully said and horribly true.

[@thomasclawson7183]

"And I don't have any fingers on my hand cause it's a featureless white circle!" Best! Review! Ever! And he talks about some game too.

[@cheezburgrproduction]

We call those extra heavy doors "friendship doors" because we hate them

[@humphreygobo6576]

0:32 That gave me a proper hysterical fit of laughter. I had to pause and go back and everything. Thanks Yahtzee!

[@DaveQZ85]

I too was amazed by how short it was. No wonder it was free with my GPU.

[@NeillSmith]

Ray tracing isn't out yet but I might as well fire it up just to see if it will be worth playing later oh shit I finished it.

[@dozergames2395]

@@NeillSmith I got bf5 with my 2070 I kinda wonder of the games offered with nividia gpus to us which was least shit

[@cyberkinetic4342]

The relation I feel to yahtzee's opinion at the start of the video is spiritual. Being an older sibling it's even better

[@presidentduckling]

You leave Samurai Jack out of this Yahtzee. Even that found artistic fulfillment that this game lacks.

[@teaCupkk]

​@@BuriedFlame Yes. And where the T-shirts of green assassin cats spell out "KILL SAMURAI JACK". But go ahead, make it sound like it's wall-to-wall cliche.

[@ty1298]

@@teaCupkk So is it a Timmy Cuntface kind of show? The bits I've seen seemed so quiet and deliberate, like the kind of show that would require some modicum of patience.

[@teaCupkk]

@@ty1298 Not in the least. Samurai Jack is great. Objectively great. Yahtzee must have had his food poisoned..

[@teaCupkk]

​@@simona.9730 I was born in '77. Genndy Tartakovsky was born in '70. If you have an eye for quality, it shouldn't take you more than a few minutes to realize that SJ is uniquely imaginative and stylish.

[@TherealTenmanI]

OH BOY! End credit quotes are back. How i missed thee.

[@kasig2013]

You have something bad to say about Samurai Jack, friend?

[@yourlocalengineer]

The music alone doesnt save this game, as a matter of fact, this might negatively impact Carpenter Brut by association

[@JanitorScruffy]

@@yourlocalengineer From What I heard it was only in the trailer, the consensus is that the 80's vibe ends with some radios you can walk by, Definitely not the same world building of NO and Old Blood.

[@brainflash1]

They also wasted the character arc of their female protagonist and made her into a Mary Sue.

[@Doctor4077]

Last season was good but the last 2-3 episodes felt rushed.

[@LyK0sa]

I had no idea that they'd done another series up until watching this video. At first I thought yahtzee was going full boomer and assuming that kids today are still interested in the same shit they were into a decade and a half ago.

[@wildcatcashdd6860]

Yahtzee going for the mercy kill

[@we4803]

0:50 this moment took me off guard

[@MazeFrame]

3:45 ID software makes an engine, the comes up with a game for it. Bethesda just... makes a bug and sticks another bug to it to prevent it from clipping throug the wall.

[@TresPro]

I haven’t watched it yet but i’m 110% sure he’s about to rip and tear this game apart - and not in the good Doom way

[@Haan22]

They forced a man who hates people to play coop. Nuff said.

[@fish4225]

I felt he didn't go as hard on it as he could, or some would say, should. Don't get me wring, I can tell he hated playing it, but I was expecting him to have a lot more choice words about it. He was probably determined not to give more of a shit than the developers.

[@earthdust00]

Why am I suddenly reminded of Army of 2?

[@OlOleander]

Dumb, bad, dumb, and bad co-op focused game that needn't be, which is dumb and bad and also dumb and bad?

[@JanitorScruffy]

Army of 2 had the excuse of being a new IP, and didn't have anything to live up to, The 40th day was actually solid as a follow up. But there is no excuse for this.

[@dushikorsou1]

Army of two was actually fun for the ps3 era, but ofc EA ruined that too with cartel or whatever it was called

[@james_42]

@@dushikorsou1 The devil's cartel was one of my favourite games on the Xbox 360, I wish they'd remaster it so I could play it with my friends

[@OlOleander]

@Zoan I forgot that angry grunting and the most predictable plot since Hop on Pop had me absolutely *riveted.* Except it didn't. I was fun at times, but please don't tell me *this* is the game you'll hold up for character and narrative excellence. Gubble had about as much character complexity.

[@MoriartyTheFifth]

40 seconds in and I know this is gonna be a masterful review.

[@deep1012]

''Shit's given, 0.0'' - yahtzee 2019. Well played yahtzee well played 🤣🤣

[@iggySPLOSION]

The Co-Op was added for no reason other than to increase social pressure to purchase microtransactions.

[@Zen-rw2fz]

The whole game is built arround coop, it's not just a gimmick

[@iggySPLOSION]

@@Zen-rw2fz Every single Wolfenstein has been a single player experience up until Youngblood and it's mere correlation that co-op and microtransactions appear at the same time? They didn't need to write the story so there were two protagonists for the game's sake, but for the microtransactions' sake. This is Bethesda now.

[@Zen-rw2fz]

@@iggySPLOSION The fact that wolfenstein never had a coop mpdus IS THE REASON WHY IT NEEDED IT. Microtransactions are going to be in any multiplayer these days, especially when bethesda happens to be the publisher but it's only for cosmetics, you can easily grind your way to the top. The game has flaws as an online coop game, for example a lack of an in game chat system and just no flexibility over how you join the servers.

[@salsamancer]

Bethesda just keeps digging that grave for themselves, they must be 50' underground by now.

[@jesuszamora6949]

At least they're not trying to rape people's pockets with microtransactions.

[@49mozzer]

@@jesuszamora6949 *cough* Fallout 76 *cough*

[@jesuszamora6949]

@@49mozzer I mean with Youngblood. They're better than 76 at least. 🤣

[@gctcauto]

Yea, because Arkane Studios and MachineGames had zero to do with it. It was the publisher that did it.

[@rapter229]

@@gctcauto The publisher owns each of those studios and dictates much of the structure, and all of the budget, and development timetables.

[@Anonymos185]

Do Fire Emblem Three Houses. Don't care if you love it or hate it. It's always fun to see Yahtzee do genres he hates, namely jrpgs

[@michaelmarksman743]

Dank Potatoes I think he probably has reached the conclusion that he has done the JRPG world tour at this point, and he probably finds it unfulfilling to write jokes about JRPGs now that he’s broken down many of the tropes that often exist in the genre. Das ist just my guess though. I fully admit that I might just be talking out of my arse. 😂

[@shiroshnur]

While there are a few elements common in jrpgs, like character design and some plot elements, Fire Emblem is a tactics RPG , not a jrpg. And I think he likes XCOM, so I don't think he would hate Fire Emblem. He also liked Persona 5, and Three Houses has a lot in common with those two games.

[@Anonymos185]

@@shiroshnur Sounds like something a weeb would say. I frankly don't think Yahtzee gives a shit if its a tactical rpg or a jrpg

[@TARINunit9]

I thought Fire Emblem was an SRPG

[@hammieli1875]

Dank Potatoes It has strong elements from XCOM and Persona 5. He’s not wrong.

[@mikaxms]

The trustworthy reviews were saying that it was shit. So I've been looking forward to this one!

[@novadselir1068]

He’s going to tear this one apart.....yup.

[@robsilvester6213]

Needs more limerick

[@LawrenceSteps]

I've just discovered Ben. It's been a while since I've been so delighted with something. Bless you mate.

[@E1craZ4life]

The day Yahtzee reviews Roller Coaster Tycoon Marks the day I sold my soul for a cupcake.

[@vladimirlestrad3120]

What kind of Cupcake?

[@TsunKnight]

I feel like I see you in every Zero Punctuation

[@E1craZ4life]

Jose Jimenez I’m trying to keep another consistent request off the comments sections.

[@jbiehlable]

You're going to sell your soul to Sugarcube Corner?

[@E1craZ4life]

jbiehlable No, I’m going to sell my soul to Monika and her irresistible smile.

[@KaiserAfini]

0:45 _AAA executives:_ A circle has infinite sides, so technically an infinite number of single player games are improved my multiplayer. _Me:_ *facepalms*

[@leogarbarino217]

I'm just saying, Yahtzee, unless there is a copyright involving the characters used for Escapist.. you should use the figures for these videos in one of you 12 games challenge!

[@mutantfreak48]

He already made Hatfall.

[@leogarbarino217]

@@mutantfreak48 time to bury myself in shame lol

[@paladinboyd1228]

@@leogarbarino217, You angered the wizard.

[@LuGer212]

4:48 is so much on spot with the artwork depicting the Sam kamikazes. I fell of my chair and then again because of laughter.

[@dynostretch9215]

3:28 That lives system reminds me of the original freaking Battletoads of all things. If one character lost all their lives you'd both get thrown back to the start minus one continue. And the two of you shared continues, I'm not even joking.

[@knju1monsterhunt656]

5:17 Sonic the Hedgehog falling in love with B.J. Blaskowitz.

[@michaelkemel9711]

Wanna bet that fanfic already exists?

[@combatwombat2134]

You know, this reinforces something I've been thinking of and discussing with my friends over the last few days. Recently, PSN released Sniper Elite 4 as it's free game of the month. A franchise I've on and off enjoyed for a few years since I played the first. I was honestly completely unaware that it had any sort of co-op at all, having never thought of looking at it through that prism, thinking it more a semi-stealth sniping "simulator". My word was I happy to discover a co-op that reminded me so much of the happy-go-lucky drop-in/drop-out shenanigans presented to us by the likes of Halo. My friends and I have been having a blast with both it's competitive multiplayer and it's co-op offerings, an absolute delight. Short, sweet and as intricate as you want to make it. This leads me to what we've been discussing over the last few days: There are very few games that shouldn't have co-op. If I want to play with a friend or three, we should be able too. I can't think of many games that wouldn't be better without it, but even then, just retain the option to not do go into it in co-op. Most games are just fun when you can slog it out with a friend. Now, this leads me to my next point. Co-op that isn't intrinsically linked to it being a core gaming concept. There are games where co-op is absolutely required, and they often work well, but for this blanket addition of co-op across games, it'd have to be very smooth drop-in/drop-out, no requirements to have both. Again, looking back at Halo 3, just having friends appear and then chortling along as we both went and ransacked Grunt parties. There are games released that I can't for the life of me understand why co-op wasn't included, such as Just Cause 4 (though having it played it on a PS4, I suspect framerate drops were the reason). When games with it usually go so goddamn great, who hasn't liked going on Dark Souls with their friends? I want to play Metro Exodus' new open world maps with chums, it'd be great! This is a prime example of a game that took it's co-op too far and didn't allow it to be a smooth transition between playing it on your own and having a friend drop by.

[@raptyrn1290]

Doom Eternal: If you die, everything slows down so you can have a moment to get back on your feet. And if you run out of those saving throws, we'll only put you back to the previous checkpoint. Dungblood: If you die, we'll brick your console

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

1:33 That is actually fucking genius. It tells two jokes, one to the people who understand German and one to those who don’t, whether deliberately or not.

[@henrychitham3172]

Why the random shot at Samurai Jack?

[@atomicpunch1990]

Henry Chitham Right?

[@BlindErephon]

Was watching but got distracted when Samurai Jack was mentioned and went to look for my DVDs.

[@benjaminstorace6699]

Remember when games like Transformers War for Cybertron existed, that you could single OR co-op thru the campaign with no issues?

[@MM-xn6tn]

1:56 - 2:26. I think Yahtzee just described the quintessential problem with, "strong female characters," in modern fiction.

[@user-zr9hu3tf1y]

how? nothing about that criticism would have been any different if they were male characters. he described why they were uninteresting and badly executed and I don't get what that has to do with their gender.

[@thesaladman8400]

A live system, Co-op, main characters are given everything they need and easily stomp through, micropayments. Dear god it's Yahtzee's worst nightmare.

[@ALifeOfWine]

One of your best reviews yet.

[@johntibz]

The Co-op element makes me think of TimeSplitters 2 by Free Radical. It had a single player campaign, but if you selected 2-player at startup it became co-op, which added nothing except you had a mate to help out on the harder parts, and it would continue to mission end if one of you died. But it was entirely optional and the game could be experienced fully through single player.

[@maxkennedy8075]

Saw some people playing this, with its nonfunctional coop and shite dialogue and could not wait for Yahtzee to absolutely gut it

[@MindinViolet]

Wait, there's a life system? Someone should tell Bethesda that the 80s ended some time ago.

[@Zen-rw2fz]

that's how coop games work

[@adrianator1998]

Doom Eternal is also getting life systems

[@Zen-rw2fz]

And it's only used to allow you to continue playing even after death so it's actually the opposite of 80s

[@AnshulKanakia]

The porcupine at the end really seals the deal!

[@addisondeweese2646]

The hedgehog bit at the end was awesome c:

[@Soul-Burn]

Taking a beloved franchise, strapping unneeded multiplayer and removing everything that was good in the game? Sounds like Bethesda all right.

[@Saga529]

Well let's see. I have a gun and I'm shooting Nazi's... nope everything still there.

[@Soul-Burn]

Enemies respawn once you leave and return to an area. This incentivizes ignoring enemies and passing by them. It literally makes you not want to shoot nazis.

[@Zen-rw2fz]

>unneeded multiplayer please atleast think before trying to bash fucking everything. Coop is awesome, it was awesome when doom had it, there have been many great coop games in the years and wolfenstein definitely lacked a coop mode

[@Zen-rw2fz]

@@Soul-Burn they only respawn in specific areas, usually the beginning of the map, only the low tier ones and only when you've completed the mission and are going back to the catacombs or maybe directly to another mission. They're easy to be and only serve for you to make use of that turret lazer gun that's usually point to the outside direction

[@saimori7372]

Yahtzee is right, the way the game is designed, is like BETHESDA hates you.

[@macaronisushi4512]

Didn't even mention the amazing armour system making you change weapons every 2 seconds

[@planescaped]

Wow... I think that was honestly one of Yhatzee's most savage burials of a game to date. Which is saying *a lot!*

[@WolfyTheDark]

Yahtz talks like they're generic teenage girl characters and not middle-school kid's fanfic female versions of Beavis and Butthead.

[@bluecoin3771]

And let's tack off more points for not having a Cornholio Rage of the Gods mode.

[@stefanborcan8852]

did yatzhee insult samurai jack?

[@86themadhatter27]

You didn't even mention my main gripe which is having to use different ammo on different enemies. Shoot an armored guy in the face with a shotgun 10 times, sorry you've got the wrong ammo type so you're doing barely any damage to him. But i'm out of the ammo i need, well idk man, go looks for some i guess.

[@Mr_T_Badger]

86Themadhatter the fuck?

[@86themadhatter27]

@@Mr_T_Badger yup, soldiers have different shaped ammo next to their health when you aim at them to tell you what ammo is best to take them down. And they all look similar. Its ridiculous

[@lelouche25]

I saw you live stream this game. I know how much you loved this game Yaz

[@kartikayysola]

And I thought Wolf 2 was disappointing, Jesus Christ man......

[@endplanets]

Half Life Decay reference? Another game where the male was swapped for two females in power armor in a SP game (except Decay rocked).

[@Kytetiger]

During holidays, i know it's wedsnesday when i see a new ZP, thanks !

[@putinpunhere]

4:49 good times, thanks Yahtz! 5:16 Sanic!

[@starkiller23610]

Oooohhhh boi this was a good one

[@MaximumBooger]

Daikatana, but with Natzies. Oh I cant. Daikatana is a much better game than this twaddle.

[@OlOleander]

If at any point the comparison between Daikatana and any other game does not immediately turn into a stream of projectile shit onto Daikatana, you really need to rethink how you're making games.

[@wisecrack3461]

@@OlOleander Gonna save this quote in a special folder

[@jesuszamora6949]

Bad comparison as they're polar opposites. Daikatana had ambition but no competence. Youngblood is competent but lacks vision.

[@Kikker861]

@@jesuszamora6949 The level design, characters, and life system are incompetent in Youngblood. Bethesda never cared in the first place so the result has no vision or craft. Daikatana at least had the vision and ambition to be the best.

[@boogiewooggie6724]

Wolfenstein is about to make you his bitch

[@SpyHunter89]

YAY they put the end credits back on KZbin reuploads! Or, at least, this is the first time I've noticed.

[@ProNoober8]

masterful closing remarks!

[@TrueMentorGuidingMoonlight]

Shoving RPG elements into a first person shooter? Oh... Put on a trenchcoat, and fight some conspiracies! Get experience, and level up abilities. Will you pick rifles, or computers? Don't pick swimming because it's fairly useless!

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

God dammit I can't wait until Doom Eternal comes out

[@Ashurman666]

Yes, let's see how Bethesda fucks THAT one up. Cause they will, oh they will

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

Yeah guess I've got hype disease too I guess. But they did the last Doom game right so maybe they might have opened their eyes and disabled their prick genes for a moment and have done right again

[@mjc0961]

I can. Bethesda will fuck it up with a mandatory sign in for one.

[@0neDoomedSpaceMarine]

@@Ashurman666 Bethesda aren't developing any of these games, Youngblood and New Colossus are bad because Machine Games switched to a new devteam which are shit. Doom 4 was developed by mostly the same people as those who made Rage, and Doom Eternal is being developed by those people as well, there's no signs of Bethesda doing any development on with Doom, and there's nothing to indicate they're meddling with it either. The Switch ports of Doom and Doom 2 were shit and had completely pointless DRM and some terms of service bullshit, in spite of lacking online multiplayer, but those ports weren't developed by Bethesda, they were made by Nerve Software, the people who ported Doom 3 was Panic Button, and they did a perfectly good job. Fallout 76 was however partially developed by Bethesda.

[@Ashurman666]

@One Doomed Spacemarine But they are all PUBLISHED by Bethesda. And you know how bad publisher meddling is

[@Shmover34]

These get better every week

[@feverdream1056]

"hell yeah dude"-wolfenstein young blood

[@abdelarch8038]

"0 adversity" You're wrong there Yahtzee. Boredom while you deal with infinitely spawning bullet sponges appearing in places you just cleared out, and Witcher style awkwardness when you pick up the wrong type of fork for the dish in front of you at the moment.

[@horus7307]

Witcher at least did not have limited sword ammo and enemies that had minuscule tattoo on their ass that told me if I can dare to damage them or not. But you're right I hate that Division style gameplay.

[@Sigilstone17]

Bethesda REALLY needs to step up their QA at all levels

[@JosephXFS]

Solid review as always

[@theburningman5047]

Unitys Multi-player was quite a lot of fun actually

[@yourregulartexan1113]

Not to mention Terror Billy killed Hitler off screen.... I will not play Wolfenstein without killing Hitler.

[@froggofinn21]

Bethesda’s really digging themselves deep into a hole ey?

[@Brayburn32]

when i saw this in my sub feed i thought 'oh this will be GLORIOUS'. I was not dissapointed.

[@BugsyFoga]

Hopefully the next entry will turn out better .

[@xenonnati]

played through the whole game with a friend beat it 2 days ago, the only remotely interesting part was at the end and the final bossfight. everything else was ridiculously easy and uninteresting blur of samey missions.. for us the fun in the gameplay revolved more around colletibles and maxing our characters / modding weapons then the actual killing nazis part. also literally called out the "big twist" in the "story" on the first cutscene in the underground.

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Wait a minute...how does Yahtzee play games without fingers?

[@BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42]

Asking the real questions!

[@oddcrafter1270]

Same way Strong Bad types while wearing boxing gloves.

[@deepfriedsalt567]

It's been a while since he gave this much of a beating.

[@xplain3897]

This man is awesome. He keeps the games industry alive and competitive almost solo!

[@jammydodger7065]

This game was massively disappointing. Tis a shame.

[@violentbeetle2441]

Serves you right for being appointed.

[@tretozo]

@@violentbeetle2441 My toughs. Who got excited for the budget, multiplayer focused, assets recycling, electric boogaloo?!

[@darthelevader5873]

Huh so valve might have the right idea not making a third game in a series if this is what happens

[@retrogamelover2012]

Well, the 3rd instalment in anything has always been a hit-or-miss type of ordeal, so I think it's really not much that's new here.

[@Guymanbot97]

@@BuriedFlame But Gordon doesn't die though. He just gets sent further in the future and realizes yeah nothing matters. Also Alyx became a bitch.

[@night_city_nights]

Resident Evil 3, Metal Gear Solid 3, Devil May Cry 3, God of War 3, GTA3, and Max Payne 3 would like a word with you. But in your defense, yeah sometimes the third installment can be disappointing or shit depending on the series.

[@jonywilliams9522]

the hedgehog thing got me

[@chlupateslune8239]

Badass and inspirational, Jess!

[@fumarc4501]

BJ didn’t need a super suit until he couldn’t walk... what’s their excuse?

[@Rebelphoenix]

What's wrong with Samurai Jack??

[@atomicpunch1990]

Benjamin RebelPhoenix That’s what I said

[@Gr0tAsk]

nothing, he said that the kid gets distracted to think about samurai jack, meaning that publishers feart that if your product is not flashy enough to keep the uneblae-to-concentrate kids, they will eventually turn to other media products

[@audellaroque4730]

Benjamin RebelPhoenix he didn’t say anything was wrong with it lol

[@Azza-up6el]

It feels like a hold my beer moment And we haven't got Doom (E) yet?!!

[@ttaaccooss1]

0:51 Hands down, the best joke in the entire series.