Woman Dates 20 Guys And Its Uncomfortable.. Jubilee React #11

[@graysonrogers-barnes6302]

These guys have a better relationship with each other than they could ever have with her.

[@salhb737tm2]

I love how there are just 4-5 simps simping while others just chatting

[@football-os1hg]

general kenobi 🤣

[@jmfgaming7121]

Thats guys for ya

[@shintyty]

Boys are not even interested in this cringy girl lmao

[@thumbaroundreversefingerme4786]

Homiesexual 😏

[@realamztvs]

Girl doesn't want to "continue the pattern of very bad men" Girl also doesn't ask whether they have good education, stable job, long past relationship etc

[@brutusthebear9050]

Methinks the problem wasn't the men

[@captainLoknar]

If she was at least 1% self aware she would be cute. Instead she's an entitled b&@^#$

[@Ysmir.]

i'm starting to think that according to her bad man = man that doesn't drink and party hard and doesn't want to choke her

[@saikinist]

@Meme Man i don't either, and im a short girl (158 cm). Im completely the other way around, if i had to choose an ideal height id say i prefer guys who are shorter than me (which is rare) or a few centimeters taller, because someone towering over me is not comfortable to say the least. Imagine kissing while standing up, you'd have to get up on something or the taller person has to lean over. Also, small guys are cute. Change my mind

[@DogcreekPottery]

All of her deal breakers and what shes asking is physical. Are you tall enough, are you attracted to me, are you old enough?

[@heatherperez9254]

"I'm not willing to bend or change my criteria" yes because being 1 month younger than you and under 5'11" are absolutely deal breakers when it comes to love.

[@koin799]

Damn she gave you the double double emoji

[@hannah3970]

The one month thing is absolutely absurd

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Right???

[@ejj9956]

white debul man small pp energy........

[@SarcasticSyringe]

It was so creepy how she kept talking about her brother like what if I was born a day before her if we had sex she’d think her brother was fucking her? That’s fuckin weird man that’s all I’m saying lol.

[@hitishmahay8585]

The boys chat was so funny I feel like none of them ACC wanted to participate but we're having fun with each other with is absolutely hilarious.

[@brownie3454]

This a 🙅‍♂️🚫NO SIMP ZONE🚫🙅‍♂️

[@juanthegoat5593]

@@calebsewell3271 no homo

[@roskcity]

@@calebsewell3271 ha gayyyyyyy

[@DaddyDuckTown]

@@calebsewell3271 At least they don't go YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS to everything you say

[@Pariah27]

“You’re gonna be single for awhile” was the best part hands down. She definitely is.

[@axries940]

Her: “eliminates everyone.” Also her “why am I alone?”

[@altaaflallasaib1126]

😂😂😂

[@kyleblade]

Everyone thinks pewdiepie is a very nice guy I used to too. Till he commented something very hurtful on my recent vide0 😭 😭 IAM so sad now😓😓😓😓

[@chanakyanaravarjula6237]

KyleBlade ok buddy

[@user-xy9lv6kk2j]

@@kyleblade cringe

[@Daveluvutube]

I love that the guys are just texting each other more than responding to her

[@confusedsteak4570]

Boys will become boys when the opportunity presents itself

[@randomkaylers6549]

@@confusedsteak4570 they werent boys before?!!!!

[@Molly-ss4fw]

@@randomkaylers6549 There is a difference between being a man and one of the boys. In certain situations, even a female can become a boy, one of the boys.

[@northernfrost]

konan Zzz couldn’t have said it better bro

[@Destinyirus278]

“She bout to thanos us” these guys are hilarious 😂😂😂

[@foxh.6652]

For real, and it ended up being more than half of them to, like 9 guys left. I can’t believe people won’t date because they are too short

[@Operator_kima]

Short life is hard

[@flashygreenx8828]

See people, that’s why you have low expectations or just lower the bar of your standards

[@Unpug]

Ikr

[@devian8492]

@@foxh.6652 Most of them were 1 year younger than her. That's fucked up for her to get the homies out cause their 1 year younger

[@kenzie1256]

"These are values and things I don't want to change." - choking - not dating anyone even potentially 1 day younger than her - not dating anyone under 6 feet tall

[@PP-sh6ki]

*"values"*

[@soliandwalker1720]

That’s what he said

[@multistanr9662]

And the feet thing lol

[@magnusarafat8578]

@@multistanr9662 don't blame her for that

[@multistanr9662]

@@magnusarafat8578 I'm not lmao

[@BG-kd8jd]

"Youre gonna be single for a while" -Absolute CHAD. 2020

[@sayhowling]

BG terraChad

[@untamedchance9656]

When?

[@majesticsavage5322]

Peta-chad

[@majesticsavage5322]

not PETA but Peta, as in petabyte

[@beck1873]

Untamed Chance 7:08

[@Kayla-hf2op]

Her: "I want someone who is open-minded" Also her: *rejects a guy if he's a month younger than her*

[@natanferrario4462]

This is what I wanted to read!

[@seanmatthewking]

“These are values I don’t want to change right now.” Her values: -into choking -not into feet -taller than 5’10 -26 or older All the classic values

[@a13kfr]

Someone turned me down cuz im 3 days younger than her

[@carlosramirez1611]

LilcapalotZay damn bro

[@tashathama2451]

@@a13kfr that sucks. You deserve better than someone like that

[@thecatch6299]

The texts from the guys were hilarious lmao one dude was just like “I’m black”

[@guitarguy7033]

😂🤣

[@junenye]

He meant that because he's black he can dance. Puzzled by why the joke even stood out to people...sb fill me in?

[@ang3l_gutzz]

@@junenye it’s just funny that all he wrote in response is “I’m black”

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

💀💀💀🤣🤣

[@askyourmother6379]

girl: "I'm going to die alone" guy: "You're going to be single for a while" girl: shocked Pikachu face

[@mondongo9323]

Lol ACTUALLY what happened LOL

[@ultrabigfella]

The thing that got me fucked up is she said that even if she saw the hottest guy, if he was a month younger than her all she would see is her brother. She's acting like that's normal and not fucking creepy.

[@snowstorm145]

Your comment was first but got less likes, feels bad

[@Jotwah]

U called?

[@sauldibari6598]

Deep

[@CupcakeDeity]

LOL that chat group tho. Those comments were gold. "Mr. Stark" haha.

[@kaikibestgrill4986]

"She 'bout to thanos us"

[@blazefreezer8788]

I didn't get that stark comment😑

[@florisholthausen1301]

@@blazefreezer8788 "mr stark i dont feel so good"

[@blazefreezer8788]

@Arkham Knight do he mean Starks height 🤔

[@mia414]

@@blazefreezer8788 ...

[@zlabbah6523]

_”your gonna be single for a while”_ I have never heard a statement hold as much truth as that.

[@kyleblade]

Everyone thinks pewds is so nice till I saw stumbled on a video made by this KZbin brightchuks. Pewds said mean racist things to him on his recent vide0 😭 😭😭 😭

[@TP-mv6en]

KyleBlade Which video?

[@abdulrahimbasra]

@@TP-mv6en Its a bot.

[@nowisek]

@@kyleblade trol

[@Fleeb-pb7zo]

KyleBlade stfu

[@girlhuman7666]

Honestly, it makes sense she has a history with bad guys

[@ammonite0257]

You tend to attract certain guys who still “party” after 26. Not staying they’re all bad. But at 26 you tend to be more preoccupied with other rings in your life.

[@brbanbrbanski2287]

She doesn't have bad luck, that's just her type. They all keep saying all the men abused them but they literally pick them to be like that.

[@tetrixu]

@@brbanbrbanski2287 shut up

[@tetrixu]

ew

[@chilichicken0959]

@@brbanbrbanski2287 nah dude it’s not they all, at most just a few If someone’s a bad person it’s their fault, you can’t say that it’s her type and her fault

[@lucasfink876]

"If you are shorter or even a month younger than me, I don't want to date you". That's not how you choose a love interest, that's how you choose a shirt...

[@briangao611]

bro this made me crack up so hard

[@usmanronaldo7]

Hahaha true very true

[@froopi2]

Or tomatoes

[@DrawingThoughtss]

🤣

[@coleredmond8459]

My favorite is her not wanting to date anyone younger than her because it would be like dating her brother... um okay that's a little wierd.

[@zse4cft6bhu8mko0]

The guy who says "you're gonna be single for a while" is an absolute legend

[@amberh4470]

the slowest of claps for him

[@NanamiChiakiOrJinx]

Absolute Gigachad

[@charlietube7165]

It's man up

[@lolmaster1605]

Yes

[@ivanramos9210]

I mean he was just being honest

[@buggedout9787]

The guys texting each other is the best part. “She about to Thanos us”

[@swapnavadey6096]

Mr stark......

[@michaelraccod1]

@@swapnavadey6096 i dont feel so good

[@Baki_B]

@UCzkoywlVmeJN_ucgj0IvU_g so what do you think about accounting

[@justuraveragecunt9005]

Damn, this comment had 125 likes n I liked it n it got 722

[@statelyeel]

Im about to thanos snap her because im him

[@kay9301]

“Never bend your values”, what values? Height and age? Choking? Those literally aren’t values. Or standards. They’re just preferences.

[@mrs.kenoobi]

THANK YOU. LITERALLY THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD.

[@zaneisaacs14]

There’s a HUGE line between “values and standards” and not dating anyone younger than you, under 6”, not a dancer, etc.

[@deemah3602]

I mean height and age are pretty generic standards, nothing too specific about it. And the dancer thing was more like "that'd be cool if you were a dancer", not a deal breaker.

[@baconyos5871]

Mikhail Merkulov I mean, 6 feet tall is kind of a lot though isn’t it?

[@eenzamevriend7183]

I couldn’t date men much younger than me and haven’t dated anyone younger yet because I’m mature for my age and most men my age or younger don’t like my “old fashioned” traditional, Christian dating style. Waiting until marriage for sex, wanting to be a stay at home wife/mom and looking for a provider. Men my age or younger typically don’t get it, but I’m not opposed to it as long as it’s not significant because that dynamic just feels creepy to me..

[@mrcookie97]

It's not about 6" or not, stop malding, short guys. It's about the girl dating some TALLER THAN HER, so by saying 6" they mean some tall, not someone that is exactly more than 6". It's just that they don't know what they really want and articulate it. Also in MOST of the cases, guys want girls younger than them

[@amv1255]

@@eenzamevriend7183 Dont know who are the degenerates that dislike you for your "old fashioned" behaviour, but in my view, any decent man is gonna love you for that. Maybe thats just me, but a house wife is someone that demands respect, since if you have ever tried to clean a SINGLE room before, you would truly respect your mothers who stay at home doing that every single day for that.

[@batwick0077]

“I want someone to be open minded but not a freak” What she means is: “I want someone to be open minded regarding my kinks however I’m not going to try out any of their kinks”

[@eviejohnson7239]

thats honestly the most hypocritical sentence lmaoo that’s annoying

[@tom690]

Truly a bad person

[@Kenpachi0Sephiroth0]

If you would have hit that nail in the head any harder you would have collapsed reality itself.

[@MandyRoy425]

Ok, she doesn’t want to bend her “values” but literally none of her criteria were values. They were all superficial traits.

[@DemonOfEndor]

I could hand it to her that some people want to dance with their lover. But besides that it's all just sad

[@jordanfye3755]

Exactly, it was bugging me that she kept referring to them as values

[@haachamachama7]

Superficial, none of them really matter in the long run lol, sure you may WANT a taller boyfriend, but seriously, learn to settle on things that aren't really gonna make a big difference in a relationship lol

[@keontedennis7872]

if we bein honest most prefences for people are super ficial traits thats just who she wants to be with

[@eL.N.M.]

LOUDERRR

[@Anastasia-qk2pm]

"You're gonna be single for a while." Girl: surprised Pikachu face

[@joyemoji2031]

Profile sauce

[@thevaldis1167]

@@joyemoji2031 Someone will get banned

[@joyemoji2031]

@@thevaldis1167 JUST TELL ME

[@thevaldis1167]

@@joyemoji2031 I mean, look at his picture

[@hejsanalright4944]

Sorry cannot like it’s on 420

[@natebardwell]

This chick managed to hit every single long-term relationship red flag in less than 5 minutes. Genuinely impressive.

[@bryancase2643]

I love how she clearly doesn’t understand the difference between values and preferences

[@killerqueendopamine]

Yep. Height isn't a value. Age isn't a value.

[@atla_744]

Exactly!

[@pantoleonantonio9653]

This. *clap*

[@mynameisslick17]

I like how even as strangers, a group of dudes could turn into “the bois”

[@EminemLovesGrapes]

Bro code best code.

[@starlequin]

The boooiiiiiisss

[@senadawr2099]

"The bois" is not a place, it's a people

[@kyleblade]

Everyone thinks pewdiepie is a very nice guy I used to too. Till he commented something very hurtful on my recent vide0 😭 😭 IAM so sad now😓😓😓😓

[@drewpierce8130]

frfr

[@marvs.artbook]

The Thanos joke is especially fitting since she has purple hair

[@not.deannasky3637]

I mean it was pink but whatever

[@slick7909]

New movie end game thanos's mother

[@yayeet4250]

@@not.deannasky3637 u colorblind?

[@ulterna]

I think it faded from purple to pink or kinda in between

[@RiJMC17]

@@yayeet4250 I mean, it really doesn't matter but I've got 3 different monitors with different color calibration and it shows up as pink on all of them. I don't think she's the one with the colorblindness.. if you catch my drift.

[@prinzessintamtam]

Love how she calls her superficial demands ‘values’ 👌🏻

[@Anonymous-xn2xh]

The real prize wasn’t her. It was the true homie I found in this circle...... -Guy #11

[@ayelitasiddiqui4663]

Wow

[@jail2634]

Girls leave, Homies are for life

[@noramalone8471]

Oo

[@WackRusDud]

@@jail2634 remembered the *"Homies over hoes"* song

[@lunareclipse-]

2 bros chilling in the circle

[@PyroYeet]

"I don't need to adapt to people, but I am looking for someone who perfectly fits my needs and adapts to me" is basically her entire mindset

[@Grandovenzu]

She is going to be alone for a long time

[@jedzie_tramway]

that's also my mindset, i gotta work on myself xDDD

[@theneedforspeeder9575]

Aleman Volador she’s going to be alone forever lol

[@andreasbergqvist6239]

" I don't want kids within the next 7 years". Translation: "I want to hold on for 7 years in case I find a better alternative than you. And if I don't I'll settle with you and forever resent you because I feel I had to settle for you."

[@henryabhizar7286]

LMAO she doesn't realize that relationships work on both way. Sometimes you should make a compromise. Of course you'll found a couple things on your partner that doesn't merits your criteria. If you trying to get the "perfect" one, It will not gonna happen because nobody's perfect anyway.

[@camdenp0924]

Bro whoever said “you’re gonna be single for awhile” is a fucking menace to society and I’m all for it

[@sirpeterbaum4695]

“She boutta Thanos us Bois” Love those guys

[@swapnavadey6096]

Mr.Stark..

[@fierceplayz9599]

So funny totally not being *Sarcastic*

[@duartebraganca]

@@fierceplayz9599 cringe

[@crvtbn5967]

Fierce Playz bc it’s not sarcasm, sarcasm is irony to convey contempt(that’s the actual definition) most of the people actually left from that and he just made a joke, not all jokes are sarcastic

[@lincolnchugg1163]

Time?

[@NightWatch0997]

This girl is 26 years old. The way she thinks is like someone around 17, 20 at most.

[@tonuahmed4227]

I didn’t know if this was even possible most of time girls seemed to get more mature than guys of same age and even older...but world has exception I guess...

[@printerboi8043]

its just called being a woman

[@peternielsen9877]

@@printerboi8043 No need for misogyny

[@tonuahmed4227]

@Nintendo Overdrive thats boomer logic but okay thats your opinion...

[@ZDani1]

@@tonuahmed4227 its evolutionary explainable and proven tho

[@CalebSpears1]

Her: “I always choose bad guys and I just don’t know why” Also her: CHOKE ME, PARTY LIKE CRAZY, BE OLDER THAN ME AND ALSO NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO HAVE SETTLED DOWN OR WANT KIDS UNTIL YOU’RE IN YOUR MID 30s! That’s like oxymoronic to what she wants.

[@charlesfranks1902]

You boiled down that nicely. Or, shorter, she's nuts.

[@Xzibit9]

women are like children, she is so spoiled and sees nothing wrong with herself

[@gajiji2731]

Tom Scharf lets not be sexist friend. There’s shitty people in both genders and crappy people like her make up for a small percentage

[@Demondoink1]

@@gajiji2731 i think he means that women often say they want one thing, yet go for another. for example, 'i want a nice guy' then proceed to date the complete opposite.

[@pleasedontlookforme8036]

@@Xzibit9 please don't use her as an example for all women. Every girl I know would laugh at her preferences if I showed them.

[@fabiangutierrez148]

When she said she’s “pretty tall for an Asian girl” I jokingly said “what, like 1.70?” _she is 1.65._ This girl is 1.65 and wants someone who is *at least* 1.80. Lower, your standards, quite literally.

[@TheMari189]

Así es mae

[@Hephaestios01]

I wanna see her dance on 15 cm heels and don't she dare stand to the side because she likes to party and wear high heels 😂

[@briannemarie9214]

Put this in American... How many feet and inches?

[@fabiangutierrez148]

@@briannemarie9214 she's like, 5'5

[@briannemarie9214]

@@fabiangutierrez148 lol Thank you

[@sweeneagle16]

I lost it at "She bout to Thanos us". lmao. I was crying."We gonna be alright bois." lol.

[@ailemasvega]

I would totally hang out or date those guys they seem nice to be around. I'm glad none of them ended up stuck with her.

[@yourtrashtalkingbro9118]

@@ailemasvega Same

[@dominiquelamothe2425]

When I text "im crying": 😂🤣💀💀😂 My face irl: 😐

[@robopope7584]

@@ailemasvega they all seem like fun guys, I’d love to hang out with them. Seem fun.

[@ax3135]

Mr Stark...

[@saransidhu2028]

I find it funny that she says she keeps running into “bad men” yet every quality she listed as criteria was practically based on looks and nothing else...

[@thatsyourboieasy4577]

Yup, thats right, thats not true values but for her they are, idk what to say honestly that's just not right ahah

[@jaymercer4692]

She wants someone who parties like they’re 19 and at university but is 26+. People in the second half of there 20’s like to have fun of course but anyone decent is going to be focusing a little more on sorting there lives and futures out than dancing.

[@Hephaestios01]

Looks and choking hazzards

[@cesruhf2605]

looks and kinks 😭

[@ShoopityDoopity]

“You’re gonna be single for awhile” Big *PP* energy

[@mateuszmilewski1194]

Fax

[@Narp24]

Аlinа -fu.ск_ме- ТАР_ОN_МY_РIC bot

[@rstewart3572]

HUGE PP ENERGY

[@juankba34]

She definitely felt her heart crack after that one

[@glxrishi69]

Mega Chad

[@bmackin]

“Your gonna be single for a while” what a baller bro, and absolute legend. Master of the bois, I will follow him to the end of the earth

[@afnankhan43001]

The last guy nuked her “U are gonna be single for awhile”

[@vaibhavphuloria4059]

it's probably everyone is thinking but it takes guts to say that fr😂love that dude

[@afnankhan43001]

It was such a great line. I was laughing non stop

[@vaibhavphuloria4059]

@@afnankhan43001 fr😂😂

[@dovod4413]

What a fkn weapon

[@sammymorrell9755]

Not for awhile forever

[@dananaditya9347]

"Maybe the treasure is not her, maybe the real treasure is the homie i found along the way" -Dude #11

[@canuelasmapping1639]

Underrated

[@evros7753]

actually true

[@bayleaf_heretv5393]

My homie

[@vronito__]

my guy

[@Terrtail]

Based

[@lancejensen9750]

"I keep dating bad men!" "I like to party and drink a lot. Crush my esophagus. But leave if you're short or don't have enough money, personality comes later." "I'm gonna die alone!"

[@moe5177]

"And how dare you be a month younger than me!"

[@ELdASenSei]

GG

[@zlegend9628]

Muhyadin Muhumed like if you chose when to be born or if it even mattered at all

[@xiaoyuling6499]

bruh she's one helluva drama queen

[@kookiethekat3636]

You know FOR KIDS!

[@bluehaven8472]

4:36 Dude said "Mr. Stark" then sparked a movement 😂

[@SubsWithoneVideo-dh3wk]

I love how all the boys just memed around and didn't take this serious

[@livewire961]

All guys are low key MVPs when they need to be

[@jackc2227]

Live Wire except for sex symbol guy

[@rubenspoolder3567]

Strength in unity

[@arryacc]

Because they were texting. You have seen the ones they have to actually talk.... These guys shit and cum their pants.

[@Aivur.Marshmallow]

@@jackc2227 Nah, he's memeing too, it's just an act that he does it seems

[@Danielle-yc3mr]

Imagine dying alone because someone isn't 4 inches taller than you when you're wearing high heels

[@Zachstro]

How dare they be young

[@theoneandonlycrackhead4177]

I would like but 666 likes 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@nathanisidro8954]

hahahahahah

[@DeaconHo]

100 inch high heels

[@zacharychase7652]

hey, don't question her *values*

[@huh5950]

She didn't ask even a single thing about them or how they live or their goals or their future... I just want you to notice that someone could have all of her requested characteristics but still be a wanted criminal...

[@overripelamb3110]

And she wonders why she had a history with bad men

[@tonuahmed4227]

She actually did ask something...'do you like Feet?'

[@tiaan7183]

@KillingerDOOM That's gonna be a yikes from me chief.

[@Jin-di9zv]

@KillingerDOOM dk dude I think that's just want you think

[@certi_sanz]

@KillingerDOOM I think u live in a complete different dimension

[@david6whatever751]

"I like to party" "Theres a party in my pants" Lmao that was hilarious don't know how pewds missed that.

[@malegazeofficial]

naaah that's creepy af

[@chopsyoutube]

your name is male gaze official lol@@malegazeofficial

[@nicholastran4311]

I like how she said that in her last relationships she felt like she wasn’t good enough, yet she places all these high standards so she can get the perfect guy who, in the end, will also make her feel like she’s not good enough.

[@dithaingampanmei]

Bingo

[@nrgbunni.]

Maybe she wants to make others feel not good enough to make her feel better about herself

[@YunoCake]

I think the biggest problem is that she's placing her values in too superficial matters like size and age. In stead of real values like virtues of honesty, modesty, empathy, moderation, etc.

[@yedukrishna8613]

Lol true. Don't bite off more then you can chew

[@nicholastran4311]

Nrg Bunni Maybe. But she did look offended when that guy said she would be single for a while.

[@swhedha]

“Never date a woman, ever. That’s gay.” -Marzia’s husband, 2020

[@chadlarson6919]

🤣

[@semikolondev]

Marzia has a great PP!

[@Cage_U]

nah theyre married its different

[@онгпник]

Ricardo:

[@handsum6676]

You mean Ricardo?

[@knuten9807]

"You're gonna be single for a while" Even i could feel that

[@jeremyklingbeil971]

I swear to god if i see just one "head up king" or "you dropped this 👑" im gonna kill myself

[@Arctic_Jungle4]

I think most of us here feel that

[@subscribetomydogsfornoreas5336]

@@Arctic_Jungle4 yes I feel it

[@Orinap]

@@jeremyklingbeil971 head up king

[@dontcheckmyprofilepicture7940]

DON'T řěàď MY NAME!

[@Tweaklys3171]

I hope those guys went out for beers after that.

[@ImTitan16]

Her: I don't like water Everyone: leaves Her: surprised face

[@Dayato2406]

What happened to his right hand

[@thegreatandmightyseff7214]

she’s probably the ign reviewer who gave that pokemon game a 7.8/10 for too much water

[@ernestgw1993]

@@ArcticZombie planet Mars Here I Come

[@ttamcc.4674]

her pee must be yellow as hell

[@unargentinocualquiera1624]

She literally Thanos those guys with the height standard. They went from 16 to 8. What a massacre

[@boldanabrasevic3020]

You obviously hadn't watched 200 vs 1 😂

[@cuciureanugica9363]

They could Thanos her with the weight thing ;)

[@Alecto44811]

@@cuciureanugica9363 she's not fat though

[@SweetDeArT]

@@Alecto44811 can go both ways

[@avaritajsa]

I dont feel so good

[@Dernadu94]

Don’t accepting any men who is shorter than her with high heels is a “value that she doesn’t want to change” YOU KNOW WHAT A VALUE IS ???!

[@keontedennis7872]

height is just a preference the same as race and people have choices with that cant really be upset about it

[@CB-cw9yt]

She probably meant preference

[@kysa3535]

She said they have to be stleast 5.1 which isn't very tall XD

[@yoboimichproductionsinc.2948]

I really hope all these guys are strangers it's so funny they immediately started joking abd supporting each other such a bro move

[@heavenrodriguez6942]

Can’t believe she called her requirements, “values”.

[@sydneymitrecic]

That's what I was thinking when she said that. I didn't think height was a value😂

[@frankmerker630]

Having a SO be taller than you when you’re wearing heels is of the most important values a person can have

[@ethanmarquardt2760]

Ah yes, my core value is you being tall

[@re_i_gn]

I value my age being specifically older than 26. I was originally 20 but then I decided I need to change for the better so I did.

[@CautiouslyPessimistic]

Height values allowed me to focus and succeed in my career. After all, you don’t even need to waste your time trying to date when every 4 foot 5 girl in Seattle couldn’t imagine themselves dating a guy under 6 foot 2 🤣

[@sharoneniye2550]

Cause normal people prioritize choking, fetishes, height, age and partying when looking for their soulmate. Who cares about future ambitions and career and education and morals?

[@EdgarHernandez-uu4iw]

I know right? Not like that matters in a potential long term relationship?

[@LegendsOfHell88]

That's why I quit online dating sites

[@GAMINGBLAZE]

She is wrong but what you are trying to find an employee for your company hahaha

[@Terranova339]

"Values" lmao

[@Sunniesand3]

She’s definitely a piece of work but you shouldn’t bring kinks into this because those are perfectly normal and people do in fact prioritize them in relationships because when you enter a relationship with someone it isn’t just about romantic attraction it’s sexual attraction as well (unless you’re Asexual)

[@celia2726]

bruh she honestly just sounds like she’s looking for the perfect hookup... not really a relationship.

[@David12754]

That’s what most people are looking for now, sadly from my experience people don’t understand falling for someone isn’t based completely off of looks.

[@celia2726]

@@David12754 exactly.. been through that too many times to count :/

[@maya_jones3411]

@David Shaver 😂😂 Some people are stupid, you gotta bring more than looks to the table to keep a relationship going. Having a partner with good looks is just an icing on the cake.

[@himlolo]

Literally wants choking and looks. Thats it. Nothing about plans ambition or financial status or personality ugh

[@blessprincessjoyfriala9906]

Maybe she has commitment issues cause of all the bad guys he dated

[@Ty1350]

How can someone’s standards be so high yet so low at the same time

[@hellodolly7989]

The dudes in chat were on fire lol. "Mr. Stark" "She about to Thanos us" lmao

[@u.s.a3940]

I am not gay stop it

[@rekkasketch4659]

Someone with that sense of humor is A1

[@isacalipso]

"You shouldn't have to bend your values" and her values are hight, age, partying, feet...

[@kiribaty]

Don't forget that they have to be able to destroy her Oesophagus with some "light choking" as well.

[@BINIMANOI]

Insert chokin' HAHAHA

[@weekyang3534]

Don't forget the choking

[@cupsoup6401]

@Superfly29rr they do say that tho. both genders have INSANE beauty standards

[@antmaster360]

@@kiribaty To be fair she really said "Gentle choking is okay...If you want to crush my esophagus please leave"

[@Theydontknowanything]

“These are values I don’t want to bend” literally height and age are not values....? Those are things you can’t even control...

[@chilihotdog7257]

Next time just get born with better genes lol , its ez

[@david-os1we]

@@chilihotdog7257 yes, or just make a new game

[@josephstalin2606]

Height you can’t change but age is just a number 😏

[@hexa1905]

@@josephstalin2606 so is 911

[@Tikvinka]

@@hexa1905 it's 9.11

[@francisjeremiahsaludares3698]

Every asian dude: "i fear no man but that thing" "Six feet standards" It scares me

[@ColdSalt99]

Don't worry fellow asains, we all in this together

[@thunderbutt357XD]

If it scares u, then ur looking at it wrong. If anything, it should help u. Do u really want someone who would not even give u a chance based on something u cannot change about urself?

[@ColdSalt99]

@@thunderbutt357XD I'll just wear shoes that make me 6 inches taller

[@thunderbutt357XD]

@@ColdSalt99 dude.....no. platforms don't look good one anyone above 5'1

[@ColdSalt99]

@@thunderbutt357XD sadness noises lol

[@thecozyplaces]

“Mr Stark” “She about to thanos us” “Half of the universe” “I love you bois.”

[@Sara.Sukuna]

This is the comment i m looking for

[@rudolphstamaria8782]

That's how men form bonds. Quick but lasting

[@hddeliZ400md]

You don’t need a relationship if you got the bois😂✊

[@Zman44444]

Rudolph Sta Maria actually though..

[@vibeymonk]

Bros b4 hoes fam😂💪

[@alexanderjames9285]

Her standard: can’t date anyone younger than her Ten years later: still looking, but the options have shrunk drastically

[@orang9134]

r/technicallythetruth

[@Bananabandit0903]

Shocked everyone left. also her : “He can’t be ONE month younger than me. That’s basically my brother”

[@JustYouCalmDownSon]

I can't date someone younger than me because it makes me think of my brother? Eh?

[@samara.morgan]

@@JustYouCalmDownSon What did she do with her brother? Lol

[@jewelplate]

@@samara.morgan she looks like a yandere onee chan so you probably dont want to know.

[@quesi1338]

😂😂

[@VoodariuS]

​@@JustYouCalmDownSon it makes me think she's kinda into her brother

[@aidanaidan8662]

Values are for the sake of the relationship Conditions are for yourself She had conditions

[@Nuclear241]

Yea dat terms and conditions ...

[@maryt8683]

Doesn’t want to “bend her morals”. Bruh age and height are not “morals” those are things someone has no control over.....

[@jdkabsndhsn4853]

I mean i dont want to date a woman taller than me

[@andymac6207]

Waited for someone to say this, sis

[@chrectorB]

@@wanderlingsapling1434 No the opinion itself is dumb.

[@nabilsaadi8704]

You look pretty cute yourself ...wanna grab a cup of coffee ? (This will be factored on which country are you )

[@chrectorB]

@@nabilsaadi8704 nice bait dude. The problem is that your fishing in a well instead of a lake.

[@marklll4426]

The man: 'accidentally' types "help!" instead of "hello" Ah yes, me during all social interactions

[@tin2001]

Help! I've stumbled into social interaction in KZbin comments!

[@ak-zm3ll]

​@@tin2001 its gonna be okay im calling 911 for you

[@diinobambino822]

😂😂😂

[@YokoshimaSTAR]

Love your profile pic ^-^

[@panda-gj2ml]

lol

[@wheat2344]

"these are values that I don't want to bend and change right now" Getting drunk, foot fetishes, and height and age requirements aren't values lady

[@Anonymous-ct2kg]

😂 😂 😂

[@HolmgangMMA]

Especially that she does not want children until she is 33.

[@a-10warthog90]

she said she doesn't like people with foot fetishes, not that she wants someone with a foot fetish. (which is ironic because she said she valued an open mind right before saying she was disgusted by a foot fetish)

[@finninnif]

Baldur Protogermane not wanting kids until you're older and more mature so you can have a life before settling down IS a value though?? that's one of the more respectable things she listed.

[@mon-bd5sv]

Baldur Protogermane that is a value because it about your future not as superficial things as height

[@snonyc1060]

I screamed when i saw that One Direction gif like I screamed until i saw that Zayn was vanishing and then I started crying 😃👍🏻 thank you to the girl who sended that!

[@tunyhvh]

the guys who left at "who would date this?" are legends

[@marius4900]

Lol...... belly

[@ggez_noob_1280]

ur pfp is a sin

[@thek2despot426]

@@ggez_noob_1280 Say sike rite now!!1!

[@dericflairmultiverse4952]

MVPs

[@Poonam-ne6tt]

Timing?

[@madisonfidler1407]

Why were most of her standards and “values” physical traits when she said she’s sick of dating bad guys??? I thought she was looking for a good guy or something different from her usual...

[@lemonmanplayes4115]

Spitting straight facts

[@lukalorankovar5884]

Thats cuz she doesn't know any better

[@iwantmykidssusan4941]

Cuz she’s a w*man

[@almostRyanMacleod]

A real good guy will care about his appearance and not let himself look bad for his own values before women's opinions. The height and being even a month younger thing is pretty shallow though lol

[@venox2729]

@@almostRyanMacleod "a good guy will care about his appearance" lmao NONE of the physical traits she wanted were something a man could control. literally not a single one of them

[@greensloth9671]

The guys in the group chat were so funny with the shit they said “She Thanossed us”

[@albatrostheman9701]

TIFFTHANOS

[@Jack-du7jj]

Tiffany: who likes to dance?! Joseph: I’m black

[@juanvalenzuela2811]

“She bout to Thanos us.” F

[@IzzytheLezzy]

@Еmmа [fuск ме] ТАР 0N MY РIC stop

[@veytirix8204]

@@IzzytheLezzy ???

[@Ian-ek2gd]

Dark Draws it’s just a bot

[@Trackti]

f

[@CrazyGonzalez]

F

[@Helpmereachsubscriberswi-gt2gu]

“You’re gonna be single for a while” “tHaT wAs rUde” *Hunny he was speaking the truth*

[@pigasus2479]

I love ur profile pic

[@admistyt]

That was great

[@quitegauche]

That was the icing on the cake!

[@jhonbaculio7686]

hahahah she deserve it

[@irenaevs]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA that dude was a savage

[@akephalos438]

"These are values I wouldn't want to change" Um, 4 of those were height, age, partying and choking, where are the values?

[@themodernviriato9383]

😂😂

[@insainperson6018]

she is crazy lol

[@xKitamarux]

You forgot feet

[@mr_motivated7061]

Exactly! Having strong values is great, but that girl's bs weren't values lmao.

[@peachyahgase6974]

FEET

[@astropretzel]

I was emotionally invested in the bois' Avengers references

[@inspectorjeleshka9530]

"you gonna be single for a while" Destruction 100

[@sam14yearsago70]

7:07 Thank me later

[@so_uh420]

I felt so fucking satisfied when he said thattt

[@ajj2392]

shit 666 likes dude

[@wunnaboy]

She’s so picky

[@colddarkness1798]

Suicidal 100

[@60ksubscriberswithoutvideo3]

Her: "I'm going to die alone" Him: "You're going to be single for a while" Her: Shocked Pikachu Face

[@bokkendabokken7689]

dont forget she said rude

[@جِبْرِيل-ح4ي]

Sub to t-series

[@AomiAoki1]

@@جِبْرِيل-ح4ي no, sub to cocomelon t series is dead

[@akeshathebest]

Kanna Kamui lol

[@IcemilkIllusion]

The “You’re going to be single for a while.” killed me. I can’t stop laughing.

[@nathannoll6145]

So she gets upset when 20 guys don’t want her but she doesn’t want 20 of the guys either

[@killaknight12]

Lmao, these dudes are funny as heck and she's like "I want a giant who supports my drinking problem"

[@syukrimahmud4023]

"...and choke my esophagus". lol, even The Undertaker will nope away.

[@kaeriam]

soooo dead 💀💀💀

[@omundlandstad1560]

God so fucking true

[@nemanjamarkovic2444]

Trueeee

[@nemanjamarkovic2444]

She is the weirdo

[@numoru538]

I swear, the boys had better chemistry than the Girl Smh.

[@NoahGotStylz]

true

[@EO-ci1np]

Omg so true!!!

[@dismantledbrain5910]

That's because people present themselves the best when they don't try too hard. Simps are the extreme opposite of that.

[@slowthegamedownjustalittle4629]

Just a bunch of bros being dudes

[@connieshoes9564]

The best part was when she was going to thanos them lol

[@saldan3985]

The vibe of that video was just, "A girl trying to land a guy" and then the guys were just like *_Me and the boys_*

[@jayjayx5x1]

Literally, at the end it was “aight, me and the boys heading out”

[@jeremyrosal6049]

@@jayjayx5x1 - I'm going to pretend in my head-canon that all 20 of them went and had a cookout with a few racks of beers.

[@jayjayx5x1]

Jeremy Rosal I shall steal and copy your head cannon.

[@wilsonbpw]

Me and the boys all rejected at the same time

[@sirfishalot7569]

Jeremy Rosal Ayo can I have a copy of that head cannon too? My printer isn’t working.

[@l3k064]

I love the reactions of the girl with "bad men" at the end, high expectations low personality and either you fit or you're out. the guy saying "you're gonna be single for awhile" killed me

[@square.doritos7]

"These are values I'm not willing to change right now 😌" Girl, 'values' would describe not wanting to be with someone whose beliefs differ drastically from yours, not someone who's height differs by 1 inch

[@thealarm7057]

But "1" is a value. XD

[@lazgamr1598]

All of her standards won't matter if the guy has a shit personality. People like her who have these fantasy standards are never satisfied.

[@DemBlox]

watashi 💀

[@Soft_Ghost]

It sounded to me like she's just looking for long-term sex partner, rather than a boyfriend.

[@whnvr]

i feel so bad for the guy who was like ‘it’s happening’ after the tall question. how many times he been through that 😭

[@randomness9960]

Too many

[@melvinmadedx1658]

That’s was real asf.

[@AdrianaMVPrayerPodcastShow]

I agree with Felix here if you like someone their hight shouldn't matter

[@MikaylaVelez-dy9hg]

@@Ojas97 it matters to some girls. It is true that their physical appearance is the first thing I notice as a girl, but after that their personality really matters. If they have a crap personality I wouldn’t really want that guy. I’d rather have an average looking guy with a great personality that a really hot guy with a crap personality. Appearance kinda plays a secondary role but, yes I would prefer them to be good looking. 😂😅

[@0umbrellacorp]

Meanwhile all she's bringing to the table is the generic "I like to dance, and travel. :)"

[@faith9196]

Straight up

[@namansingh7341]

i dOnT LiKe bOrInG gUyS

[@Harry_Ballz]

Don't forget the choking

[@doyoulikebigmac1317]

I like to drink water, maybe eat some food sometimes. I like to wear a shirt, sometimes I use my phone. All un popular hobbies

[@daculdarz3972]

...and drink a lot

[@avpthegreat]

Here’s the issue: some of her preferences contradict (maybe not the right word) each other. For example she’s 26, wants someone older than here but doesn’t want kids in the next seven years. It’s very unlikely you’ll find a guy older than 26 who doesn’t want kids for another seven years. But there are some who do, but here’s the next issue, she wants a tall guy. At any age greater than 26, lots of the tall guys have already been taken because they are highly desirable. See what I mean? With these constraints, she’ll never find someone because her ideal man doesn’t exist. It’s impossible.

[@kaustavborah4621]

More women are going to die alone in next 20 years than men bcz of their so called high standard reaserch done by Morgan Staples

[@gyromm3094]

Actually nitpick, she said she's 26 in july, i checked that the vid was uploaded on jun 6, so maybe it was filmed earlier. Soo technically she's 25 too. And she rejected a dude who's 25 too.....

[@cutiemeowie8352]

@@kaustavborah4621 Plz send me more info about it

[@lakshmir7616]

She's pretty she prob will

[@jyotishmanhazarika6486]

@@kaustavborah4621 axomia suali exists

[@MarkyPaligs]

She thought there'd be four guys left, but the four guys left.

[@joshuagonzales8323]

💀

[@_insertversehere_]

This needs more likes. It was CLEVER

[@mizkua2077]

100th like

[@ナナ追加]

This is clever

[@shrekivanov7515]

I'm 14 and this is deep...

[@mrLuckasman]

She keeps talking about values but she doesn’t discuss any values.

[@mereld5518]

Hahahah exactly, she's talking about demands😂😂😂😂

[@gravityperseus12]

Values = being over 6ft lol what

[@kpencil859]

Those were not "values". Those were unrealistic standards.

[@areyoukirringmeirriyaa]

HAHAHWHAHA

[@Mangotropolis]

Yo exactly. These were physical qualities xD

[@theshijin]

For someone who's basically 26 she acts like she's just turned legal age..

[@jurgenphh6018]

I thought the exactly the same

[@boother5]

What are you 25 and 3 quarters?

[@Jellybelly008]

Where I am, that’s the norm. It sucks.

[@robsoe]

Basically she wants someone older... lol, why even setup the dog shit story. :d

[@justmonika2345]

Women, lol

[@pyroplays777]

Almost a year later and I still will never understand what kinda drugs she was smoking to think dating someone younger than her means she’s dating her brother. Like WTF

[@ErelH]

Her: "I'm hoping to not continue this pattern of very bad men" Also her: "I want someone who will drink a lot and choke me"

[@Italsik]

The choke part I think is a negative sentence since the last part has something like "if you agree to the above message then you may leave".

[@brucerash3873]

F

[@mahimano03]

10/10 Would upvote

[@nytecrow6452]

Hey, she's looking for her Dream Kyle. XD

[@fish411]

Lol

[@aditiprasad5549]

Her: I dont want to bend my values.. Her values: 1.choking 2.crushing the esophagus😂😂

[@nagihangot6133]

Invading and occupying her esophagus ✝

[@whoknowsme75]

Hey aditi

[@Jackbutcool]

She said she didn't want her esophagus crushed.

[@wilzenryanbolak2521]

The 'bad men' she mentioned in the beginning probably a best boi. She has L O W standards.

[@shashwatsinha5291]

3)Feet 4)i want you to be my daddy 5)I like to twerk 🤣🤣

[@Jessie_Helms]

*considers height and age a “value”.* No wonder she’s single. Notice almost everything she said was completely superficial.

[@BrianaCunningham]

Yes!!

[@lukec242]

I was just about to say that!

[@skilledcorn1038]

This lady need to get her priorities straight. If you love someone for their height, their looks, their age, then you're not in love with them, you're in love with an image. She was so judgey and she didn't even ask about their hobbies or wants.

[@certifiedhoodclassic9825]

Exactly. I mean, obviously it’d be a bit weird to date someone like 30+ years younger/older than you but other than that it really just depends on if y’all get along or not. 🤷‍♀️

[@turkishmantelope583]

I kinda get age, but a month is so specific

[@ultimatewafflegamer4660]

"You're going to be single for a while." Was well deserved. Respect to the homie that said that.

[@darkdudironaji]

Intro: "I have a history of dating bad men." Eliminates people for being under 6', being younger than her, and not liking to dance. Final thoughts: "Shouldn't have to bend your values to please someone." Ummmm... Those aren't values, and those criteria won't necessarily find you a good man. So, maybe you should reevaluate your love life.

[@paulgotik]

Yep. It's ok to have preferences, but having so specific requirements on such trivial things is kinda weird...

[@GroteGlon]

She's going to die alone with these criteria.

[@Emma-yq3qf]

Everyone thinks pewds is so nice till I saw stumbled on a video made by this KZbin brightchuks. Pewds said mean racist things to him on his recent vide0 😭 😭😭 😭

[@googscookies]

this kid smokes something we dont

[@ClipBoy_1]

Ah, see You are men of culture as well

[@san8350]

"I love you bois" Now that's true friendship gaymers

[@annemarieschroevers8798]

Unus annus?

[@UnbracedChimp27]

Yas lol

[@san8350]

@@annemarieschroevers8798 Memento mori