Woman Tries to Use 'White Card' to Avoid Jail ft. Steve Greene & DavidSoComedy

[@JailanSimon]

Her: Wait I’m a thorough bred white girl Officer: I’m so sorry for wasting your time ma’am please be on your way

[@mrutadasing5173]

Carl J what....

[@D-OW]

Carl J Tf are you talking about?

[@judekiv]

Carl J huh?

[@Mistyfgdf]

MrUtadaSing translation : “I’m a jake pauler” Mega YIKES

[@Rangerfan-gz1rx]

Carl J you lost? I think you are in the wrong comment section.

[@xelopi]

Whenever I hear the word thoroughbred I automatically think of dogs and horses

[@alondrahernandez5626]

fresa cheesecake 😂 lol

[@LULEIVON]

Lol I think that's the only practical use of the term

[@bufunga]

Whenever I hear it I think inbreed

[@Pumpkin0_0]

When I read the title, the first thing that came to mind was a hillbilly voice: "But A'm wHite!"

[@hopevang6810]

Who else read this with an accent

[@starbattles1]

hillbillys don't drive. They ride ponys. I pictured her with a vally girl accent. Like I'm a white girl, like what everrr

[@mamindhive]

Exaggerated LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@laughlater4562]

I read it with a valley girl accent

[@ExtraDaze]

Every time Joe tells that story, new information gets added. 😂

[@Csnacks]

Not That Guy Ok I wasnt the only one wondering.....did I already watch this video? I've heard that story. lol

[@E.T09]

Tiff is 100% me!!! I can't flirt for my life😅😅

[@kellymontalvo9411]

Edith Tenezaca me too🤣🤣

[@avilik13]

Same. It's amazing I've even dated anyone 😂😂😂

[@jkcompilation501]

you have gorgeous eyes

[@E.T09]

avilik13 me too!!! Crazy how this all works😂😅😅

[@E.T09]

ＬＬＡＭＡ ＬＬＡＭＡ wouldn't that be a good thing since now you know you can w/o trying?😂

[@Martigis]

When David tried to deep throat the water bottle💀

[@justinnyugen7015]

He can never go to prison now

[@starchannel123]

The Casino ? Why do people like you always ruin the party with your racist ass

[@JailanSimon]

Why did she say that? 😂 Because it probably worked before

[@DrahcirLXIV]

Highly unlikely it has worked before. Everybody hates white people for no good reason these days.

[@Mistyfgdf]

Content King Takes me back to the slavery days

[@flipboi001]

Because people keep saying white people have special privileges right?

[@vmontgomery80]

It has definitely worked before 😏

[@RobinLundqvist]

let’s not assume anything

[@mehlohday]

I swear geo did tell a story about failing at flirting w a cop

[@berta143140]

melody ou She did. She probably forgot

[@MicahangeloYT]

Exactly, I remember her saying she flirted but failed because she had her hoodie on with the hood on her head and the thought she was a guy!

[@magallanthepenguin9132]

wtf..."if you breaking the law, you might as well break it as hard as you can" lolololol

[@DudeWazap103]

All those edits were so funny! Please do more of those. I love it. hahaha I thought it was Byron editing but it was Vince.

[@geejay5397]

That clip "I'm not a hoe either" lmao omfg

[@nessa9206]

do you know if that is a movie scene or a skit??

[@thehashtager4750]

Vanessa, That a clip from Mad TV. Her name is Bunifa-Latifa-Halifa-Sharifa Jackson

[@selfmade4673]

*2:52** u not slick david..bearly put the bottle in your throat and still choked*

[@whatisupbruh2738]

I find it interesting that they took this in a sexual way when I clearly took the “you know what that means” as racially based lol

[@gaaraFAN42272]

Same

[@notmn8210]

Yeah, it went right over their heads somehow

[@lunali7209]

its bc they have steve the white with them and they have been avoiding speaking about white privilege etc to not upset their semi alt right male fans

[@SXS_-yv1wb]

luna li or maybe it just went right over their heads

[@kraio-sfu]

You *clearly* thought it? Thank god you did, or else none of our lowly opinions would’ve been validated

[@gaytan2002]

I can’t remember the name of this KZbinr but one day i was watching their 23andMe video and in the beginning if the video she said “well ik im native American because my grandma was, but other than that i dont know, i wanna see if im a bit asian” and when she opened her results she was 100% white. Like not even joking

[@sytunsyn]

Grandma must of been one of those $5 Indians.

[@gaytan2002]

sytunsyn 🤣🤣🤣

[@ElspethGordie]

Her gma probably legit thought she was part native lol

[@ad_kk16]

@@sytunsyn Get paid $5 each year on Treaty-Day

[@alexandrahenderson4368]

Well my grandmas dna came back Greek but mine didn’t so she could’ve just not gotten that ethnicity in her ethnic dna.

[@DudeWazap103]

I don't know what it is, But whenever girls make that disappointed angry face Geo was making to Bart, guys really just don't stop talking and making more stuff up. I'm guilty of that all the time with my mom and aunt's. I just keep talking and confessing without them even saying anything, just giving me that face. It's some type of mind tricks or something..

[@t.rdixon6869]

It’s actually a documented psychological phenomenon. If you pause and wait after someone’s finished talking, it’ll subconsciously encourage them to continue even if they’re finished. Try it, it’ll work for you too (most of the time).

[@55CINCO55]

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[@peachysoul9136]

Steve Greene and David So are like salt and pepper

[@queenstargirl]

DAVID THROAT GAME WEAK

[@kimorarobertson9262]

Queen Stargirl true and then he coughed after 😂😂😂😂

[@Peccos]

Dear editor, I love you

[@ko-chanTHEBULLY]

ahh, I still love these guys after watching them for 3-4 years. They're all so awesome and they don't just give news, they talk about a lot of random things but it's most of the time very interesting, funny, or entertaining if not those two things.

[@x_Hachii]

Joe was right Geo also tried and failed! She said she was wearing a hoodie when she got pulled over. o;

[@mayaangels1720]

you mean she was wearing a pullover 👀

[@irishpanda8648]

noooo Geo definitely did try to flirt with a cop and it failed anybody else remember an episode where she said this? Maybe I'm wrong lmao

[@TheBbb163]

officer: miss you killed 4 people whilst we were chasing you, u are going to jail girl: but wait officer im white officer: oh sorry miss you are free too go

[@user-pr3jm9jx1f]

lil cumstain _understandable, have a nice day_

[@ShawnBloom]

lil cumstain white men get charged women usually get let free

[@imwaytoshort]

Jermaine Williams Yep. Exactly. Women in general will get less time for the same crime where as a man will get years and years. It's that double standard.

[@blackopszombiekill11]

I always love watching JKNews because they make someone's day better and we get to know some weird and interesting topics

[@justingonzalez7158]

“Do you have something in your fucking eye ma’am🤨”😂😂😂😂

[@CP9_Shino]

DAVID SO SLIM!

[@RK-yg7ne]

TheOriginalCP9 every video 😂

[@solovelyvi]

I miss the chubby vers of himm

[@bassplayerhaha]

Sdfu

[@CP9_Shino]

Salice Bayybe True. Gotta be happy for the man. He’s done so well thus far.

[@CP9_Shino]

md love You literally typed the same message a couple days ago and removed it after I asked you to provide a list of who I’m supposedly chatting up. Dumb ass. Get a life.

[@chococone2552]

omfg David choking after deep throating the water bottle freakin killed me lmao

[@TokenTheGreat13]

"Roll the window down with your fist in your mouth" LMAO

[@Devinator-mu5su]

When Steve said when the Queen would say "oh Dreadful" hahaha got me ballin' with laughter

[@SuperTyrannical1]

She also basically said, just because he's a cop he has to be racist too. XD

[@jonathanmomperousse4367]

5:48 bart: "Something more discrete probably. lol!

[@happydeamon]

Real friends allways give the BEST advice. ^_^

[@ikraam.osman.9337]

2:54 David actually choked! I’m in tears 😂😂😂

[@jakesizer6483]

Nothing compared to my security guard at school getting arrested for impersonating a police officer...

[@Geo_Che]

Yup many native tribes can look part asian, white or latino....

[@romanhuerta3870]

You should stop at a stop sign and wait for it to turn green then go 😂😂😂

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

Man... she needs to call customer service. Her white card is broken.

[@thomaschristopherwhite9043]

Genlogic She's white and she's a woman. Didn't you watch the video? The fact that she said that she's a thoroughbred white woman means she knows that shit worked. Of course it only works until it doesn't.

[@candicecervantes132]

Who else saw David at 2:51 gagging on the water bottle 😂😂😂😂😂

[@crossingfires7717]

Please put your film on Kickstarter or Indiegogo so we can help make it come to life! Or make your own, cause I know they take quite a fee and we need all the money possible to make the best film!

[@MicahangeloYT]

Didn't Geo try to flirt but they thought she was a guy because she had a hoodie on with the hood on her head?

[@KingMetroChan]

I'm from South Carolina and this doesn't surprise me at all

[@emerson-med]

2:53 The face of regret is killing me

[@gaaraFAN42272]

David look good bruh, keep it up dude

[@TheFindingLight]

4:04 That awkward moment when no one wants to take one for the team and attempt a Donald Duck impression XD

[@dayehardman2796]

window goes down "good evening osciffer *hick* i swear to drunk... im not god *hick*"

[@bbyjeep1161]

BART you gonna die 😭😂😂stopppp speeding !! Shallow downnnn

[@bbyjeep1161]

*slow

[@yessirskiott8778]

As the " thorough-bred " white community representative, we politely decline her as one of us.

[@6351torres]

I’m glad Steve referenced Pocahontas

[@ArminciaEdwards]

Lmao the whole video. 💀💀💀💀💀

[@thehashtager4750]

Love the editing, Vince! I miss the old school editing with the hilarious GIF's!

[@PlumOverIt]

10:20 David roasting geo 😂

[@princessagotswagger]

11:41 bruh 😂😂🤣

[@Justme94]

2:52 did anyone else notice david? Lololol

[@sour3000]

2:48 David hurt himself a bit😂😂😂

[@extracurricular1]

Pretty sure Geo did try and it failed can’t remember which old ep it was. This was years ago

[@kelliepham3300]

David actually choked!!! 😂😂

[@rudystraight1750]

DUI Deborah

[@emmahuynh348]

Geo looks so gorgeous!

[@DailYxDosE]

The Ford Fusion is amazing David is tripping so hard.

[@nixlicks]

I'm actually Native American and in the Nevada school system every year the government gives me school supplies and stuff. And I always had friends that were like "I'm 15 Cherokee/Blackfoot/Navajo where's my free stuff?????" Like sis plz

[@hellopeople5600]

That has probably worked before she sounded confident

[@bhaweshprakash843]

2:53 David realised he went to far hahaha

[@MM-ji1bq]

everybody seem so genuine

[@DarkestBowser]

Whoever edited this video is really into the gifs lmao

[@belletrepanier7582]

Native American 💪🏾

[@OhCanaDave]

Anyone else notice David making himself gag with that deepthroating demonstration? Lol.

[@GlorifiedArchitect]

Once I got pulled over for not stopping at a stop sign and when he got to my window, I told him I had dissociative identity disorder and one of my alters did it, and he looked at me for like thirty seconds, decided it wasn’t worth it, and let me go lmfao

[@Dtzeo503]

Lol omg that Madtv skit.

[@AnneSofie557]

whenever they mention Norway I get so taken aback I'm like....Do they know I'm watching?

[@MoooseBlood]

She should have shown to officer the picture book of her family to confirm she was from a champion bloodline.

[@ktmcgoogle7927]

It's probably because I'm Irish but I would definitely mistake geo and tiff as white and just tanned if I didn't know they were Hispanic

[@evaninemendez2343]

KT mcgoogle Im Mexican and I'd do the same tbh

[@sadhammustang5581]

KT mcgoogle Geo is 70% white and Tiff was like 90% so they are white.

[@kimilyholgate1456]

I’m Native American 😊 Navajo 😊

[@lindsayg0420]

DAVID ACTUALLY GAGGED HAHAHAHA IM DYING

[@LosTheGuy]

I'm too Dominican to go to jail

[@goku270ljr2]

That’s funny my father is black and my mother is Indian as in Choctaw So that makes me mix But of course people gonna say I’m black just because of my father side

[@costel4president31]

I feel like they laugh at guests jokes a little tooooooo hard to make the feel good LMFAO

[@MM-ji1bq]

back to the actual good shit and entertaining convos

[@Jocarla5]

David love you, I moved to Washington and No one say Wet Back Lmao

[@Surv27]

Do the story about the dude who got fired for recording all the Mexicans leaving their job after they sent two dudes home

[@algerome28]

Whos that Asian kid next to joe? Loll keep it up David!!! Looking great

[@twinklingsparkling]

imagine mar comes home and she’s like: “hello my big fa- JESUS CHRIST YOU LOST A LOT”

[@axnnxa1857]

What was the video Joe tell that casino story and makes the cheif of nowhere comment? I totally forgot but it was so funny 😂

[@GaaraLover999]

I have 3 friends, they’re all brother and sister. The mother is Oijibwe (I want to say 100% but the British invaded that part of Canada so who knows) and the father is Swiss (blond hair blue eyes). All 3 of the kids are blond hair blue eyes, but have facial features/structures that resemble the mother. Genetics are interesting.

[@The13iokiller]

This shit happened in my hometown. Good old HHI, South Carolina.

[@philipocallaghan]

A red light IS a stop sign!

[@yellowfellow0472]

I’m definitely no a pure breed cause I’m Scottish 😂

[@sofyejohn5217]

jknews needs a Native American on their show

[@doffydonquixote4723]

Yeeeesssss

[@A-Dubs398]

They all dead though.

[@Bigman-ff6eo]

Native Americans don’t exist you silly goose

[@oscarmayer2517]

Her family ain't gonna be thoroughbred after this

[@rosaceous4715]

No geo said she failed before, I remember it because I watched it again like yesterday lmao

[@Konstant]

We saw you with that Water bottle David, it’s too late lol

[@viciousv.]

Lol how do you get tickets all the time when you’re so nice? I get pulled over constantly and as long as you comply with the cops, they’re pretty chill and let you go without a slap on the wrist.

[@vwhitehorse92]

JK Needs A Native American or Simply A Navajo Guest Over And See How Much We Actually Have In Common With Asian Americans As Well Lol

[@supratrd900]

If you use to watch super old JK films. They had a part Navajo/Persian (West Asian) girl name Sayeh.

[@honeybabie8484]

Lol the queen isn’t thorough bred white. She has black ancestry.

[@coffee.pillar]

I literally worked with this girl lol.

[@mikethatcher6494]

why did bart sound like a valley town version of donaldo trumpo at 5:11

[@CaptainCJ97]

I don't see the appeal of drinking

[@johnmo2947]

The card is a Tribal ID. You have to have a certain percentage of Native blood to have one and be enrolled in a tribe, some tribes require 1/4 others 1/8.

[@smokedoutpositivesquad1738]

Thoroughbred White is prolly the same as WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant/aka English/welsh/Scottish/Germanic)

[@nitishbhardwaj3271]

Joe and David camera settings are somewhat messed up.

[@OutlawPiRu420]

Gave this Video a Thumbs up jus cause David So Mentioned Mayhem Lauren.

[@midnightblue1293]

Damn my name is Lauren........

[@Henchman_Holding_Wrench]

No! You put your white card under your license and hand it over.