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General Sam

General Sam

Күн бұрын

👏check out Jippy's merch:
yourbestfriend...
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/ papapoob
👏also ft.
‪@AquaFPS‬
‪@13Snaff‬
‪@RedDragonius‬
👏Check Out My Podcast:
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@GeneralSam
@GeneralSam 3 жыл бұрын
Check out the ending if you want to be a part of next stream @ 24:01 send your custom contracts to me on twitter @GeneralSamsSec or email: GeneralSamStream@gmail.com
@battlebossv9219
@battlebossv9219 3 жыл бұрын
Eft when?
@justinfriedman8303
@justinfriedman8303 3 жыл бұрын
Damn it... I don't own the game... mainly bc the hit man franchise became trash...
@coldsoul4416
@coldsoul4416 3 жыл бұрын
Nice shotgun
@GeneralSam
@GeneralSam 3 жыл бұрын
@@justinfriedman8303 the hell you talking about the new hitman trilogy is a better game than any of the prior installations
@justinfriedman8303
@justinfriedman8303 3 жыл бұрын
@@GeneralSam I bought the first of the new ones and it was episodic and I got the season pass expecting more episodes and they just released a new game instead. But maybe I'll get it on sale at a later date. I definitely still enjoy playing it though...
@Zoochiini
@Zoochiini 3 жыл бұрын
Women fear me Men want to be me Children aren’t allowed within 15 feet of me
@parosak7175
@parosak7175 3 жыл бұрын
15 that’s nothing children around around 100 feet of me
@rustyshackleford1508
@rustyshackleford1508 3 жыл бұрын
@@parosak7175 damn bro you got the whole squad laughing
@AJBAXTER7677
@AJBAXTER7677 3 жыл бұрын
@@rustyshackleford1508 Fukin Sir Shackleford strikes again!
@notnameless3805
@notnameless3805 3 жыл бұрын
i came
@scarface8168
@scarface8168 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuamagalona3100 i came
@bradey1679
@bradey1679 3 жыл бұрын
That poor kid, little thing inherited sams forehead genes
@boarfaceswinejaw4516
@boarfaceswinejaw4516 3 жыл бұрын
born with the unfair advantage/disadvantage of a gamer brain full of nawledge
@robg.2484
@robg.2484 3 жыл бұрын
OMG that was my first thought and i seen this comment at the top YES!!
@mussolman
@mussolman 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking Brienne of Tarth hairline.
@yourbestfriendtuananh3024
@yourbestfriendtuananh3024 3 жыл бұрын
Thats alot of forehead though wtf ...
@grayson7677
@grayson7677 3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t wanna say it lol
@themilkman5144
@themilkman5144 3 жыл бұрын
“Do you wanna say something to the people?” “Hehfhgsha hhhahhfs ha, whea” truly inspiring
@paandasomething3546
@paandasomething3546 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a pug
@corporal-cream6898
@corporal-cream6898 3 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy to think these men aren’t virgins.
@cgigammez5749
@cgigammez5749 2 жыл бұрын
There is hope for all of us
@kromzilla3781
@kromzilla3781 3 жыл бұрын
Jippy - "can't wait to see the in-vid ad Sam promised me." The ad - *baby crying*
@ScarrednCharred
@ScarrednCharred 3 жыл бұрын
Wrinkled shirts
@Kilroy22
@Kilroy22 3 жыл бұрын
Must be hard for Sam, looking after two babies on a daily basis, plus his children.
@BailableBody
@BailableBody 3 жыл бұрын
Well with a forehead like that, there’s no doubting that’s Sam’s child
@commycarl5470
@commycarl5470 3 жыл бұрын
Sam is one of the rare beings that is able to conjure a child that somehow looks older than him
@Jerry_Bean
@Jerry_Bean 3 жыл бұрын
@Rita - F**UĆК МЕ ! true man
@hughmungus4668
@hughmungus4668 3 жыл бұрын
@Rita - F**UĆК МЕ ! true
@LawkzBro
@LawkzBro 3 жыл бұрын
the curse of aging accumulates over the generations, his grandchildren will be born looking 100 yo.
@Jerry_Bean
@Jerry_Bean 3 жыл бұрын
@@LawkzBro yeah but did you hear what Rita said
@LawkzBro
@LawkzBro 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jerry_Bean Damn, thanks for pointing it out, would have missed it otherwise. Very true and accurate.
@Scorch052
@Scorch052 3 жыл бұрын
Watching Sam desperately try to gaslight his friends into thinking they're weird for not being sexual deviants is truly something special.
@matthiasthulman4058
@matthiasthulman4058 3 жыл бұрын
It is the way of his people
@LevizGibson
@LevizGibson 3 жыл бұрын
Ya. Hes definitely not playing a character. Sam is legit ate up.
@burninsherman1037
@burninsherman1037 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, they're friends with Sam, so it is a bit weird in that context.
@infinitepickle3727
@infinitepickle3727 3 жыл бұрын
8:15 is the first time I have ever heard Sam be compassionate to another living being
@joscul4416
@joscul4416 3 жыл бұрын
It triggered my fight or flight
@symbiotesoda1148
@symbiotesoda1148 3 жыл бұрын
Because she’s his next-of-kin. She’s going to be the next General Sam.
@pickledpeckers7789
@pickledpeckers7789 3 жыл бұрын
*primal breathing*
@pixjames14
@pixjames14 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s grabbing his child and there’s clearly a shotgun behind his chair
@lupe323
@lupe323 3 жыл бұрын
Hunt showdown in real life?
@alphonseb.931
@alphonseb.931 3 жыл бұрын
@@lupe323 real life: 8:32 I think it was
@Quagula
@Quagula 3 жыл бұрын
Hey a man's gotta be ready to defend the homestead at all times.
@Pebble_Hill
@Pebble_Hill 3 жыл бұрын
It's probably a well trained shotgun that isn't aggressive to people. I keep my firearms in kennels to stop them from shooting anyone I don't want them to.
@lupe323
@lupe323 3 жыл бұрын
@@Pebble_Hill bruh lmfao
@BailableBody
@BailableBody 3 жыл бұрын
“What’s wrong? Wanna say something to the people?” Baby proceeds to make gremlin noises 😂👌🏻
@Kasigil0
@Kasigil0 3 жыл бұрын
just like its dad
@kappal3215
@kappal3215 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kasigil0 how cute
@eternalillusion
@eternalillusion 3 жыл бұрын
tactical shotgun leaning against desk as sam gets up lol
@digitallyawesome1120
@digitallyawesome1120 3 жыл бұрын
I half expected to hear a loud smack and louder crying when Sam said that there was a baby crying.
@tomlenid699
@tomlenid699 3 жыл бұрын
ah thats better
@jamesmortimer4016
@jamesmortimer4016 3 жыл бұрын
"You wanna say something to the people?" *pug noises*
@austismm
@austismm 3 жыл бұрын
Aqua not getting the "a minor" chord joke was the funniest thing he has ever done.
@grimreefer9324
@grimreefer9324 3 жыл бұрын
Which is surprising, because usually he’s all about minors
@maximutatro3176
@maximutatro3176 3 жыл бұрын
One time I gave a homeless man food and shortly after I noticed Aqua rushing to knock the sustenance from his hands. Aqua was too slow and the homeless man got a bite so Aqua beat the poor soul to death.
@desertgrowndank7256
@desertgrowndank7256 3 жыл бұрын
Nerd
@drewpott
@drewpott 3 жыл бұрын
I misread chord with a hard ch
@llab3903
@llab3903 3 жыл бұрын
@@maximutatro3176 he can’t keep getting away with
@christmas_colorblind8979
@christmas_colorblind8979 3 жыл бұрын
Him holding the baby almost made me think he was human.
@blufoot-wi8zu
@blufoot-wi8zu 3 жыл бұрын
Dont let him trick you
@damoriejenkins4175
@damoriejenkins4175 3 жыл бұрын
It’s a farce
@cabbageman5329
@cabbageman5329 3 жыл бұрын
almost dont let him fool you that babys a paid actor
@domino6918
@domino6918 3 жыл бұрын
@@cabbageman5329 i dunno man plenty of comments have pointed out that with a forehead like that, the baby has got to be his.
@cabbageman5329
@cabbageman5329 3 жыл бұрын
@@domino6918 hes got a good scouting agency
@childishcorbino2738
@childishcorbino2738 3 жыл бұрын
Sam with his child is warming my rat heart
@argxz4200
@argxz4200 3 жыл бұрын
Shits looking the wrong way i think it's already broke
@xcmodev1558
@xcmodev1558 3 жыл бұрын
off to the re-education camp with you, no healthy/natural feelings allowed in the Rat-Club
@ianonymous1838
@ianonymous1838 3 жыл бұрын
I like how there’s a shotgun right next to the desk. Just in case someone tries to sneak into his gamer ghetto.
@pioneer5400
@pioneer5400 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh🤣
@mshark8246
@mshark8246 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta protect the gamer hole
@thrashnakthebarbarian9876
@thrashnakthebarbarian9876 3 жыл бұрын
gamer grotto
@jordanharbison7255
@jordanharbison7255 3 жыл бұрын
And maybe a bong behind the computer 😂
@correctthatfilthygrammar
@correctthatfilthygrammar 3 жыл бұрын
@Trippy_Trolls I love you. Was gonna do it myself, but you beat me to it.
@andrewwilliams193
@andrewwilliams193 3 жыл бұрын
Sam: “I got rid of my guns for my children’s safety” *12 gauge just casually sitting in the corner within child reach*
@SerfsUp1848
@SerfsUp1848 3 жыл бұрын
Looked like a 20
@mrs.vasquezz
@mrs.vasquezz 3 жыл бұрын
As it should be
@trippiechris6804
@trippiechris6804 3 жыл бұрын
They aren’t long enough to shoot themselves with a shotgun yet
@fastestfail2645
@fastestfail2645 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he said he was going to sell all his guns but only sold his rifle than bought that shotgun with the money.
@burninsherman1037
@burninsherman1037 3 жыл бұрын
@@trippiechris6804 exactly. By the time they are they'll either know better, or Sam will have one less mouth to feed.
@hyphen5540
@hyphen5540 3 жыл бұрын
1 week ago i actually had removed one testicle due to cancer, but the whole Lance Armstrong part really cracked me up. Fucking great video champ.
@hallowedjuggler350
@hallowedjuggler350 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@user-ii4rv3ti3n
@user-ii4rv3ti3n 3 жыл бұрын
How fast you bike now
@hyphen5540
@hyphen5540 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ii4rv3ti3n faster than ever
@Ghost-lp6zy
@Ghost-lp6zy 3 жыл бұрын
Can you run the speed of light now?
@jordangoode4696
@jordangoode4696 3 жыл бұрын
I hope you're doing well man, at least now you can bike really fast and almost sit fully cross legged
@BigBeerus
@BigBeerus 3 жыл бұрын
General Sam: Im selling all my guns Also General Sam: has the Mossberg next to his desk
@MangasColoradas941
@MangasColoradas941 3 жыл бұрын
Hes scared of his kids pulling a reiner but not a kurt cobain, respect.
@junor7215
@junor7215 3 жыл бұрын
Lol glad someone else noticed that short barreled monster
@leatheryfoot6354
@leatheryfoot6354 3 жыл бұрын
Jippy: Proffesionalism when you sell my merch Sam: *puts mic in infants face
@selectionn
@selectionn 3 жыл бұрын
Sam: getting rid of guns because he has children now also Sam: Pump action shotgun right next to his desk
@yesman9792
@yesman9792 3 жыл бұрын
I finally have something worth defending...better get rid of my guns lol
@montanawalker8819
@montanawalker8819 3 жыл бұрын
@@yesman9792 He said he wasn't getting rid of all of them, and he didn't have enough safe spots to store them where his kids couldn't get to them and be harmed.
@caliber9881
@caliber9881 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for clarifying,but when did he say that?
@selectionn
@selectionn 3 жыл бұрын
@@caliber9881 dont know what video, but pretty recently. He said hes selling them, but keeping his old bolt actions if I remember correctly.
@Ashhley_the_shawty
@Ashhley_the_shawty 3 жыл бұрын
@@caliber9881 podcast
@Astartes-6969
@Astartes-6969 3 жыл бұрын
8:19 honestly that is cute how he brings his baby. Sam's a chill dad
@ew1842
@ew1842 3 жыл бұрын
Gremlin noises. ✅ Massive forehead. ✅ Definitely Sam's child.
@snowtfl5617
@snowtfl5617 2 жыл бұрын
I thought he stole it
@iCookCrystalMeth
@iCookCrystalMeth 5 ай бұрын
@@snowtfl5617finders keepers
@blacksatin73
@blacksatin73 3 жыл бұрын
I see that Sam's child has inherited his receding hairline
@Kroescius
@Kroescius 3 жыл бұрын
Sam + Jippy = Most legendary duo on the planet
@connorsucksatgames2263
@connorsucksatgames2263 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao the bots
@jamesgames3043
@jamesgames3043 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely getting some of his shirts! Love that style, plus I wanna support my boy.
@raafeyalikhan4400
@raafeyalikhan4400 3 жыл бұрын
Jippy best girl
@Whittyman24
@Whittyman24 3 жыл бұрын
any of y'all know the outro song?
@Pigracer
@Pigracer 3 жыл бұрын
DON'T FORGET STALTT
@audioxix
@audioxix 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist : "Your best friend jippy" is just sam's alter-ego he invented, to pretend he has a best friend.
@andrewburns545
@andrewburns545 3 жыл бұрын
But he's everyone's best friend
@GRUMZIE-r7t
@GRUMZIE-r7t 3 жыл бұрын
;(
@sultanofswag8901
@sultanofswag8901 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like people spend weeks crafting the most bombass roasts of all time just to berate Sam into the nether realm with every time he uploads
@kin-3877
@kin-3877 3 жыл бұрын
And they're always as entertaining as his videos too
@mudchumper9913
@mudchumper9913 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's not hard to come up with some zingers when you take into account his upload schedule
@_nanking5374
@_nanking5374 3 жыл бұрын
@@mudchumper9913 schedule?
@broskiemandudebrov
@broskiemandudebrov 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm getting rid of my guns" Pump action next to the desk lol.
@mrs.vasquezz
@mrs.vasquezz 3 жыл бұрын
With the past year, no ones selling guns lmao
@JoeKurr5
@JoeKurr5 3 жыл бұрын
Based sam
@willderr20
@willderr20 3 жыл бұрын
I just think its beautiful that at 8:23 you can see a shotgun leaned against sam's desk.
@appeltaart6928
@appeltaart6928 3 жыл бұрын
And a bong behind his monitor lmao
@nfg_racing7968
@nfg_racing7968 3 жыл бұрын
MERICA lol home of guns and bongs 🤣😂🤣😂
@colebod238
@colebod238 3 жыл бұрын
I'm all for guns but he should git a safe or put it out of reach from the children. even if its unloaded its still good practice to keep it secure when you have children. i know he said hes gritting rid of them but the least he could do is keep them out of short peoples reach until he dues.
@dantem4119
@dantem4119 3 жыл бұрын
Sam: I’m gonna get rid of my guns. Also Sam: has a 12 gauge next to his desk
@rustyshackleford1508
@rustyshackleford1508 3 жыл бұрын
The best part that he got rid of a gun that would be extremely difficult for a child to injure themselves with, and kept the shotgun that could slamfire if dropped
@clownworld4655
@clownworld4655 3 жыл бұрын
@@rustyshackleford1508 tf? You do realize it’s illegal for modern shotguns to be manufactured with slam fire capabilities (plus why are you dropping a shotgun while holding the pump?) This ain’t the 1900s anymore we’ve got retarded laws now
@PGTRegard
@PGTRegard 3 жыл бұрын
@@clownworld4655 He meant it doesn't have a drop safety.
@clownworld4655
@clownworld4655 3 жыл бұрын
@@PGTRegard do y’all get all of your gun info from cod? The odds of a modern firearm going off when dropped are slim to none regardless of if it has a legit “drop safety”. It’s basic physics
@PGTRegard
@PGTRegard 3 жыл бұрын
@@clownworld4655 It is a legitimate concern. Rare yes, but not impossible. The reason why "cruiser ready" (full tube, empty chamber, hammer down) is a thing.
@Moonlightking3
@Moonlightking3 3 жыл бұрын
At least you can know for sure the baby is yours just by looking at his forehead.
@blamecorley3281
@blamecorley3281 3 жыл бұрын
Watching Sam use the bomb lance in Hunt puts a smile on my face. It lets me know that although he’s a rat in Tarkov, he’s loving like a chad in Hunt.
@attrition71
@attrition71 3 жыл бұрын
Are we going to ignore that when it comes to Hunt:Showdown Sam is insane
@s4n714g000
@s4n714g000 3 жыл бұрын
Bro Jippy makes some damn good music, all of these years just releasing bangers
@nerohelvete3401
@nerohelvete3401 3 жыл бұрын
Do you know the outro song?
@s4n714g000
@s4n714g000 3 жыл бұрын
@@nerohelvete3401 I don't but here's a channel with some of his songs kzbin.info/door/17Plu6pe6IJVXUttD2uIWAplaylists
@ledxx
@ledxx 3 жыл бұрын
@@s4n714g000 do you know the intro song tho?
@6paths502
@6paths502 3 жыл бұрын
"they're going to think youre a dog" me 5 seconds before this statement thinking he had a pug
@Loaners162
@Loaners162 3 жыл бұрын
Aqua has reached the fifth stage of grief: acceptance
@Maikologi
@Maikologi 3 жыл бұрын
I like how sam goes off screen and starts making goblin noises on mic trying to tell us it's his "baby"
@LawkzBro
@LawkzBro 3 жыл бұрын
"I've been stalking people and dumping their bodies in dumpsters since 2006" -Seneral Gam 2021 25:19 This might not even be his worst out of context quote.
@hendrik6720
@hendrik6720 3 жыл бұрын
We really need a soundboard for general sam quotes. like a whole group r/outofcontextsam or r/samisms except not reddit because reddit is for retards.
@LawkzBro
@LawkzBro 3 жыл бұрын
@@hendrik6720 If reddit is for retards then it's the perfect place for stuff like that.
@hendrik6720
@hendrik6720 3 жыл бұрын
@@LawkzBro you're too clever for your own good.
@fluffymaster5725
@fluffymaster5725 3 жыл бұрын
"wanna say something to the people?" *Estranged goblin noises*
@Francis63591
@Francis63591 3 жыл бұрын
@@CARILYNF yep
@fluffymaster5725
@fluffymaster5725 3 жыл бұрын
@@CARILYNF yeah, and you dont know how to tie your shoes! pathetic, what're you 30? cmon man. dont you think you're a lil old to be wearing velcro?
@fredrik8500
@fredrik8500 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, hearing that girl wheeze, you really can tell she’s your daughter Sam.
@bbboomer7874
@bbboomer7874 3 жыл бұрын
"Howdy partner" *at this point his brain had no longer existed and his head was 80% axe*
@FlavorTown9088
@FlavorTown9088 3 жыл бұрын
"you better watch your baby oil" "you better watch that big ass forehead"
@maximpodgore6543
@maximpodgore6543 3 жыл бұрын
Yo when I first started watching these videos I was like “Jippy’s music feels like some MF DOOM beats”, and after looking at those shirts I can definitely see the influence. Jippy your stuff is amazing(idk if you ever look at comments) and I’ll be sure to put your stuff on whenever I need that alternative hip hop sound without lyrics. Glad I found your music :)
@Ashhley_the_shawty
@Ashhley_the_shawty 3 жыл бұрын
R.I.P MF DOOM
@yutub561
@yutub561 3 жыл бұрын
"I need to sell all my guns so my kid doesn't find them" (Has a tactical 12 gauge leaning against his gamer station where he is seated holding his baby)
@colonmuncher3655
@colonmuncher3655 3 жыл бұрын
Sam is the type of guy to walk around at night just to scare women.
@chancedavis6216
@chancedavis6216 3 жыл бұрын
As would I
@DrFlubb
@DrFlubb 3 жыл бұрын
He go boo
@cdogthehedgehog6923
@cdogthehedgehog6923 3 жыл бұрын
That's how I met my wife.
@garbagebanditdayz819
@garbagebanditdayz819 3 жыл бұрын
Poob be like “what’s the most you’ve ever lost in a coin toss”
@mlgsquirrel
@mlgsquirrel 11 ай бұрын
2:10 aged well...
@Mecha_Hitler
@Mecha_Hitler 7 ай бұрын
Not really lol. Literally always been a thing. Once it stops being a hot topic you'll move on along with everyone else until the next time it becomes a hot topic.
@thecrownedcapitalist8427
@thecrownedcapitalist8427 3 жыл бұрын
Why does the new baby have hair like Marley's ghost from a Christmas Carol
@joshwaterman5526
@joshwaterman5526 3 жыл бұрын
You really got to ask that question?
@thecrownedcapitalist8427
@thecrownedcapitalist8427 3 жыл бұрын
@@joshwaterman5526 great point
@firstgg7423
@firstgg7423 3 жыл бұрын
Another video that do enjoy watching during class.
@kalebmason4152
@kalebmason4152 3 жыл бұрын
general sam is the only teacher for me
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 жыл бұрын
I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear fir
@iiTzilla
@iiTzilla 3 жыл бұрын
its almost 3am saturday forr me cuhh💪🏿😩
@chaseplayz575
@chaseplayz575 3 жыл бұрын
Dang bro I'm sorry I'm on break already
@y3w683
@y3w683 3 жыл бұрын
Letting the general ruin your education smh
@Sevren_
@Sevren_ 3 жыл бұрын
23:07 never noticed he catches his shotgun shell mid air
@DontCome2LA
@DontCome2LA 3 жыл бұрын
Dude 11:44 as well
@Schmeckledorff
@Schmeckledorff 3 жыл бұрын
8:25 was just Sam out of breath from standing up to quick
@dylanvaughn4990
@dylanvaughn4990 11 ай бұрын
The joke at 2:20 aged perfectly
@Mecha_Hitler
@Mecha_Hitler 7 ай бұрын
Not really
@mark9237
@mark9237 3 жыл бұрын
Literally just yesterday I went through and watched all your hunt videos so I feel like I made this upload happen
@jephthecommissar1634
@jephthecommissar1634 3 жыл бұрын
Sam likes Artemis Fowl. My respect for him know no bounds.
@ballisticmonkey999
@ballisticmonkey999 3 жыл бұрын
Jippy and Sam's work together is the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup of KZbin
@heribertgeilhubrgg8575
@heribertgeilhubrgg8575 3 жыл бұрын
So its disgusting?
@ballisticmonkey999
@ballisticmonkey999 3 жыл бұрын
@@heribertgeilhubrgg8575 Disgustingly delicious maybe
@lonestarbob5519
@lonestarbob5519 3 жыл бұрын
@@heribertgeilhubrgg8575 who hurt you?
@Ashhley_the_shawty
@Ashhley_the_shawty 3 жыл бұрын
@@heribertgeilhubrgg8575 can I get the sauce of your pfp?
@heribertgeilhubrgg8575
@heribertgeilhubrgg8575 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ashhley_the_shawty Sadly No its Just a random fanart of Xiao
@stev8365
@stev8365 3 жыл бұрын
I like that Sam has a shotgun just sitting against the wall, in the same room that he streams in. The fact that he brought his baby in there, makes it even better.
@Omega59er
@Omega59er 3 жыл бұрын
I was jamming out to Jippy's music at work last night; We need a Jippy bonus episode with a face reveal where they just roasts Sam and talk about putting up with his shit for years.
@bifocalzebra7113
@bifocalzebra7113 3 жыл бұрын
Another perfectly timed video theme! The title itself...enough to turn a grown man to tears
@hisammy3969
@hisammy3969 3 жыл бұрын
was about to do uni work but this uploaded 4 mins ago so suppose i'll watch a aging man make dad jokes instead.
@cabbageman5329
@cabbageman5329 3 жыл бұрын
its more important lets be honest
@hisammy3969
@hisammy3969 3 жыл бұрын
@@cabbageman5329 facts :D
@rustyshackleford2022
@rustyshackleford2022 3 жыл бұрын
A guitarist is the only person that can say they broke there g string while fiddling with a minor and not got arrested
@bedop7898
@bedop7898 3 жыл бұрын
I decided to actually get into hunt recently and have been loving it. Great to see a hunt video pop up from you!
@JohnGenericName
@JohnGenericName 3 жыл бұрын
Jippy really is out here huckin' bangers like a newspaper boy from Leave it to Beaver.
@bigguy13258
@bigguy13258 3 жыл бұрын
I cannot wait until Sam's daughter finds this channel in ten years
@NovaAndCat
@NovaAndCat 3 жыл бұрын
7:10 Being in a group in-game with GeneralSam is like being in a relationship with Chris Brown
@hedlock438
@hedlock438 3 жыл бұрын
Same amount of times people get offended because the N-word gets said.
@ecco2ks
@ecco2ks 3 жыл бұрын
@@hedlock438 that makes no sense
@hedlock438
@hedlock438 3 жыл бұрын
@@ecco2ks why not?
@alcatrazthatguyontheintern1465
@alcatrazthatguyontheintern1465 3 жыл бұрын
Sam's baby has the same receding hairline. Poor kid.
@multipurposepaperbox
@multipurposepaperbox 3 жыл бұрын
14:53 Actually, "hoist by your own petard" is from Shakespeare
@giantatom
@giantatom 3 жыл бұрын
You plugging the jippy shirts with his music fucking gave me nostalgia of when you used to do those cool intros with the music
@season.g.s.
@season.g.s. 3 жыл бұрын
The baby bit's start legitimately made me feel like I was seeing Eraserhead again
@killerpumpkin4394
@killerpumpkin4394 3 жыл бұрын
"hold on there's a baby crying" "shhhshh shhh" *CRACK* silence
@5ivetokrazy275
@5ivetokrazy275 9 ай бұрын
It’s crazy the Israel vs Palestine joke was made almost 3 years ago 😂😂 shii still holds up to this day 💀
@trentspears9118
@trentspears9118 3 ай бұрын
It's been a notoriously controversial topic in the US for decades. Y'all aren't uncovering anything new or unknown with the latest war, you know.
@AnjiEnnui
@AnjiEnnui 3 жыл бұрын
I don't even know why I watch General Sam. I don't play Tarkov, I don't play Hunt: Showdown, I don't play RDR--his personality is just so amazing that I come back over and over again!
@potatoshadow1226
@potatoshadow1226 3 жыл бұрын
bro shoutout to Jippy. Found out about him because of you and I cannot stop listening to him. Love Jippy.
@AidoneusOfficial
@AidoneusOfficial 3 жыл бұрын
The best moment in life. Is when you go on your phone, and see a new notification saying General Sam posted a video. 😩
@cemint9268
@cemint9268 3 жыл бұрын
I am 100% picking up some jippy shirts, I love that guy
@Rancid_Slop
@Rancid_Slop 3 жыл бұрын
"Wanna say something?" *starts beatboxing*
@progunantilife4777
@progunantilife4777 2 жыл бұрын
If you really think about it, Just by looking at that wood stove, it is producing heat in the real world via your computer.
@maxmiller2185
@maxmiller2185 10 күн бұрын
Watching this after the Kendrick-Drake beef makes the "a minor" shit absolutely wild, Sam predicted the most poetic burn of 2024
@unlimitedgames5160
@unlimitedgames5160 10 ай бұрын
This has aged like fine wine 2:10
@americanpolarbear
@americanpolarbear Жыл бұрын
2:10 aged like fine wine
@cpom5075
@cpom5075 3 жыл бұрын
8:35 God I feel bad for your Wife's kids.
@PyReDZN
@PyReDZN 5 ай бұрын
God the Artemis Fowl part hit home, i read all the books when i was a kid and felt so enlightened 💀
@noahferny2644
@noahferny2644 3 жыл бұрын
Gonna pick up some shirts. Thanks for introducing me to jippy now I'm chronically addicted.
@theodieman
@theodieman 3 жыл бұрын
I saw the baby's forehead and I already knew what the top comment was gonna be.
@fro16883
@fro16883 3 жыл бұрын
what is that greasy jam that plays when Sam whips out the break action shotgun ? 23:30
@RyanSmith-jk5sd
@RyanSmith-jk5sd 3 жыл бұрын
I'm looking for it too man, can't find it.
@tylerrhodenofficial6301
@tylerrhodenofficial6301 3 жыл бұрын
Criminally underrated game
@AgentMeech
@AgentMeech 3 жыл бұрын
Sam’s got Two daughters scrambling about the house and leaves a 12 gauge just leaned up against his desk
@EZ-kh1km
@EZ-kh1km 3 жыл бұрын
He’s got that thang on him
@percyarchive
@percyarchive 3 жыл бұрын
After sam said "thats just a bunch of weird breathing" I had a click go off in my head, I thought after that I could 100% put that kids "weird breathing" as zombie sounds. It can 100% be done.
@lonewolfy5697
@lonewolfy5697 4 ай бұрын
Man that Israel and Palestin bit hits different now 😅
@mawofcharybdis4871
@mawofcharybdis4871 3 жыл бұрын
Sam's kid has the same hairline he does
@axelashes6151
@axelashes6151 4 ай бұрын
lmao watching the bit in 2:10 in 2024 is wild now.
@zacharyclarke4240
@zacharyclarke4240 3 жыл бұрын
"do you wanna say something to the people?" h̵̢̡͖̝̹̫͙̫̣̞̯͙̬̣̹̖̘̳̖̮̦̭̲̼̟̋̎̌̿̀̌̈́̋͒̒̌̎͛͌̐̕͜͝͠͝ą̶͔̱͈̬͙͎͇̩̥̩̫̐͂̈̓̒̊͋͗̅̊͗͋̀́͐͑̓͂̓́́̋̓̕̚͘̕̚ͅh̸͖͑̈́̋̏͊̅͂̍̇̃̂̌͐̾͝e̴̳͇͉͎̫̹͇̳̗͔̺̣͚͉̫̻̹̞̺͚͙̫̝̰̫̩̙̯͊̅̈́͋̔̒̓̆̚͠ͅh̴̗̤͈̲̜̤̦̙̪̩̘̟̮̤͇̪͓̞̹̖̭̮͉̯̒̍̐̅̍̓̀̇̑͝͝͠ḩ̶̡̉̉̽̋̄͂̕͝ę̸̛͇̭̟̮̥̩̬̏͛̔̂͐́̋͒̈́̿͛̕ḫ̸̨̨̗̗̟̱̰̹̥̲̫̟̹̼̹̳̘̻̤̼̤̜͛̌̔͒͗̍̀́͐̉̈́̆̈́̚̚͘͜͜͠à̶̡̨̨̧̧̞͍̮̺̭̹̣͚͎̰͎̫̌͐͗̔̾̓h̴̨̖̝̘̫̬̲̗͊̓̍̈̈́̽͐̆̊̎̒̌͆͝a̴̫̎̐͐̑̀̐̈́͊̒̐̐̀̋͛͌̓h̷̢̨̢̧̞̤̺͓̟̮̪͙͚̟͈͙͙͕̠͉̫̲̬̖̬̦̭̳̱̊͂͌̃͗̊̇̌̀̅͗̕͠͠ͅĥ̷̭̞͈͐̐̂̑͛̀̈́̋͆͂̓̒̽͐͗͂̒̿̈́́̋̃͐͑̕͘̚͠ę̶̡̨̨̞̖͕̱̣͙͈̤̟̼̠̦̻̣͚͖͕̱̘̙̉́̂̀̓͑̄͠à̶͉͈̞̠͔͙̤̹̗̫̠͓̳͂͂̋̇̿͂̈͜͜͝ḫ̷̛̘̗̠͇̰̰͕͍̗̤̰̱̣͆̔͂́̒́̽̔̄̅̎̃̐͌͒̕a̵̢̛̛̻͙̻̝̙̜̘̝̍͐̐̇̈́͐̏̑͐͆͐̊̾̑͊̈̏̀́̿̏̿͆̚͝͠ͅë̵̢̯̫̫̫̬̗̫̤̦́͑̐̈̏́̉͂̎̇͜͠͠ḩ̵̱̱̪͚͎̰͎͖̣̝̪͉̯͉͇̱̼̺͙̤͎̞͍͓̺̝͚͕́͂̂̇̀͊̈́͌̊̇̀̽̿̂̀̅̅̑̕͘͝͠͝͠ä̷̧͔̲̩̹̩̠̻͈̦͙͍̮͙͓́͌͑̀̔́͛͋̍̒̀̓̇̉̀̾͋͘͘͘̚̚͝͠͠ͅḧ̶͈̫̤̻̦̯͎͕͉̤̙̱̖̜͈̜̠́̾͊̈́e̶̡̙͔̭͇̬̘͖̤̦̞̼̲͈̅͌́̉͊̃̿̌̾h̷̛̝͍̼͚̜͓͇͛̋̓̄̃̃͌̍̆̈́̇͐͊͂̌̽͂̊͆̒h̶̨̨̢̛̛͇̜̘̭͔̼͇̥͍̝͚̙̤̉͒̀̆̓̀͒̽́͐̓͛͌̂̕͜͝é̸̛̘̦̭̳̙̰̝̩̣̞̜̍́̿̍͗̒̈́͊̓̾̈́͌̍̊̃̈́̀̈́̆̕̕͝͝͝͝h̸̗͎͊͐̈͋̈́̓́͋̽̇̏̔̂̄͆͂̌̌͌͗̉̈́͂̕̚͘̕͝͠ą̷̡̪̦͍̦͍̞̦͇͖̳̭̳̠̖͔̜̩͇̤̲͙͙͊̐̾̓͛͑͆͗̀͘͠ͅh̷̢͇̠̗̳͉̯̘̣̻͔͓̲̙̥̠͓̥̖͎̩͓͓̾̑͜͜͜͜ę̶̡̰̟̲̣̻̬̮̼̟͇͔̩̻̱͗̆̓͋͑͒̿̆̓͌̀̈́̇̔̊̌̑̀̎̇̈̆̅̏͂͆̚͝͠h̶̢̨̧̛͎͕̦͎͈̠̹̩͚̭̥͍̻͈̣̐̓́͛̄̈̃̾̐̀͑͒̐̀͆̒́̄͛̉̋͆͊͘͝ͅ
@waituntilthis8850
@waituntilthis8850 3 жыл бұрын
"this video was sponsored by saudi arabia"
@jesses9540
@jesses9540 Жыл бұрын
2:09 Aged like fine wine
@americanpolarbear
@americanpolarbear Жыл бұрын
Bro we thought the same thing lol I commented it and then went to new comments and seen urs lol
@mlgsquirrel
@mlgsquirrel 11 ай бұрын
lmao
@GypsySlyp
@GypsySlyp 3 жыл бұрын
When my kid gets too loud, I just start shaking him. Works every time.
@styrmandmuesli9747
@styrmandmuesli9747 3 жыл бұрын
i love how poop looks like a budget Anton Chigurh in the thumbnail. he always gave me some kind of psycho vibes so this is just reinforcing that feeling...
@arteyy3388
@arteyy3388 3 жыл бұрын
Badger with his gang is like General Sam is with his boyfriends They're both a lot of fun to watch
@dammedbybeaver6255
@dammedbybeaver6255 3 жыл бұрын
I figured out why Brian is so funny, he doesn't have to worry about being demonitized
hey the developers actually listened for once
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