Women: No Sisterhood, Just Crabs in a Bucket!

[@Cunashi009]

Why else is Lizzo stunning and brave but most women take offense if you say they look like her...

[@howdareyou5800]

Cause of machoginy

[@bloodeagle6458]

🥴🤪🥴🤪🥴

[@TheDorianTube]

She is stunning and brave in public, but behind doors they're roasting her badly

[@donlewis470]

Bc they don’t like being compared to Buttzilla.

[@legiran9564]

No boy in the 80s got insecurities by playing with He-Man, Thundercats and GI-Joe toys. Girls needed therapy later in life by playing with Barbie dolls. Who is the weaker sex?

[@nerdicusdorkum2923]

To become 50% of He-Man, a man needs to do regular, rigorous exercise, a well planned out diet, and lots of dedication over a long period of time. To become 75% of Barbie, all a lady needs to do is not pork out and not be a bitch.

[@Sleeping_Circumcision]

We actually strove to be like those 80`s toys for boys. Even if we knew it was unrealistic, it was still healthy to emulate.

[@toonami99]

"Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other." - Al Bundy

[@SkellyTonn]

[Pronounced: Sisterhood! Spelled: F•R•I•E•N•E•M•I•E•S!😅]

[@jaegerbomb269]

Women being totally envious? Who could have guessed? 🤔 🙄

[@latt.qcd9221]

Intrasexual competition among men: *hitting the gym and hard work* Intrasexual competition among birthing persons: *hitting hard*

[@ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz]

I think it was Ryan Long who said it, notice that gay men get fit and try to look good, but lesbians just end up fat and miserable. Each sex when left without the other to check them.....

[@dawnmana5876]

Jordan Peterson talked about this. Men are as you described. Women will instead viciously destroy reputation and social bonds.

[@mghegotagun]

HAAAR WORK! HAAAR WORK!

[@BradStarnes]

No one hates or holds women back quite like other women.

[@sharkdentures3247]

I remember a (Southern?) Female comedian back in the 90s joked about this! "You ever watch MEN go out to the clubs? They are happy, friendly, encouraging each other! They hope EVERYONE gets laid!" "You ever watch WOMEN prepare to go out to the clubs? They SABOTAGE each other! 'Hey Sally, you should put you hair up like THIS! Men love forehead. They really do/'." Modern day "science" seems to be: Spend tons of time and money researching things that you can SEE WITH YOUR OWN EYES!

[@buniesinfernal7979]

kind of reminds me of a chris rock bit about men seeing their friend with a nice woman and going " i need a girl like that " and women seeing their friends with a good man going " i need him "

[@keith8880]

This explains why they hate sexy videogame characters.

[@davidford3115]

And fanservice in anime.

[@newdivide9882]

100%. There’s a video here on KZbin about Xenoblade Chronicles 2 and the comment section is full of women straight up admitting that she, as well as other female Blades in the game, made them feel insecure. I can’t help wondering how many women like this are the same ones claiming they “hate” attention from men or think nerdy men are losers. It’s no wonder so many women are insane. They’re constantly trying to control people they’re also pretending to have no interest in

[@Parlimant_Strifey]

that is why they've been sabotaging Lara Croft for years now. Pushing this new less bouncy Lara Croft and calling the one men & women want problematic, yet the sales show what the market clearly likes.

[@brianpembrook9164]

I actually like the one from the 2010s (it's technical failure is often sighted for its poor story and gameplay than her chest) Her "girl next door" vibe was great. She doesn't need to be an E or F cup as the original.

[@contentsdiffer5958]

@@brianpembrook9164 Counterpoint: yes, she does.

[@liamc4113]

Hollywood no longer casts any woman who is pretty and has nice body.

[@cocodojo]

They can't even define what's a women

[@pegeta]

More money for me

[@keonkla]

The last one they did was gina carano.

[@williaminnes6635]

Somebody was saying in a different comment section they figure casting couch is still around, but the guy doing it just really, really likes girls with their eyes a bit too far apart.

[@michaelmutranowski123]

I've seen them push the "sisterhood" so hard over the last few years and it's so funny 'cause it doesn't exist and it never will. The closest thing to a sisterhood is a nunnery.

[@davey1602]

Just imagine if men were like this rather than strive to compete with one another? Nothing would get done.

[@elliottgaal9774]

Society would have never evolved past the tribe

[@HenriFaust]

A sisterhood of crabs in a bucket.

[@GoodAnon22]

A crab doesn't wanna see another crab make it. Crab is like "if im gonna die we all gonna die.

[@Blackpapalink]

"We all gotta die sometimes. Might as well help each other get there, just like you did with Stinkmeaner."

[@Hisu0]

Well, they got a point. I mean, if you're gonna lose anyway, might as well have some fun on the way down, right? It's not like you're somehow obligated to contribute to the success of your rivals, after all. In fact, the entire point of rivalry is for you to win and them to lose, which doesn't change at all when you can't win: they still gotta lose.

[@UgigigcuguUgigigydyfjg-fl2qi]

​@@Hisu0 you sound like the Chinese.

[@Alondro77]

Unsurprisingly, women vote Democrat...

[@TheDisquietingNight]

Isnt that literal anime tropes, "A-cup angst"?

[@Code7Unltd]

There's actually an IRL term for it. Look up "Breast Envy".

[@dawnmana5876]

Kayano from Assassination Classroom is a hilarious example.

[@williaminnes6635]

In high school, there was this short, quiet brunette with rocking knockers who volunteered at an old folks home until the old ladies kept being mean to her to the point that she broke down in tears and couldn't go back.

[@Paugose]

You want another? I've read interviews of celebrities. Two of them happen to be "tig old biddies girls" like Sidney Sweeney or that gal who played Peggy Carter in the MCU. They said men loved them because of that, Carter even said that helped her to socialise. However, Sweeney said she got bullied so much by other girl for that physic that she did her best to wear supersize clothes so that nobody see her milkjugs. It's like when my mom catches me watching Lucha, may Luchadoras are kinda bodacious and don't hesitate to show it off, "Does she really needs to show her ass like that?", all I hear there is comptent or copium.

[@ashade2877]

Older women are the worst about it. I have seen how vile they can be

[@DarkCT]

thats terrible... any idea what happened to her? someone willing to do that just to get pushed out by the people she was trying to volunteer for. seemed she was better than a fair few these days.

[@Alondro77]

I see this too with my paving work. Guys are like, "Just make it looks good." Women, ESPECIALLY older women, will come out and look for even the tiniest spot to criticize... even if it was there before we even started... in one of the most aggravating instances trying to claim MOSS was a tar stain.

[@williaminnes6635]

​@@Alondro77 funny how the Pareto principle of who's causing the problems sometimes has such an easily observable demographic

[@adriannaranjo4397]

Reminds me in Family Guy Stewie ran a simulation of the men & women with their memories wiped. Brian took a bullet for Peter. The women hadn't even made it out of the start before tearing each other apart

[@TheManofthecross]

RIP and where is the clip of the episode that did it?

[@Xbalanque84]

We went over this an an evolutionary psychology course I took _back in 2007._ What prompted them to suddenly remember this inconvenient truth?

[@shadowsonshadowson3929]

So they waisted time on something a highschooler could have told them... I want my tax dollars back, but I know i'm not gonna get it.

[@Kos4Evr]

Al bundy told us this almost 30 years ago

[@philosopherkingzant2037]

If a man sees a man with bigger biceps than him, he'd start looking for dumbbells

[@pegeta]

It just gives us goals and drive

[@chilomine839]

"Damn I'm slacking, time to hit the weights."

[@mghegotagun]

Yeah... I can't tell you the number of times I start doing a set of curls or situps because of that

[@an2qzavok]

you can't dumbell your way into bigger booba

[@theguybehindyou4762]

Today on "Sh!t we could have told you ourselves"

[@ACSigma]

There is a reason Envy is considered a sin. Envy is when someone has more than what you have, Jealousy is when others have what you do not. They are very closely related and just as bad as the other.

[@contentsdiffer5958]

Envy is when we lack a desired attribute or item enjoyed by another, whereas jealousy is when something we have is perceived as threatened by a third person.

[@dawnmana5876]

I was a DD cup at 12 years old and 100lbs. You are speaking nothing but the truth. Other girls made middle school and high school HELL for me. I don't understand why. Guys never looked at me.

[@josefodium8888]

Pretty much the same story my wife told me. Got her big cups at 12, instantly lost all friends and became an outcast. The only thing you (and her BTW) are wrong about is guys are looking, they just take extra care (sometimes enough to make a professional spy envy those skills) not to get caught staring. And since girls like that are (sometimes totally unknowingly) always in the center of everyone’s attention it takes extra guts for men to approach them. Up to a point of a seemingly complete social isolation. At least before entering adult life where those dynamics tend to change. Unfortunately leaving the underlying problems mostly unresolved.

[@brianpembrook9164]

They look (or looked) but try not to be noticed. I don't know how old you presently are but when I was in 6th grade there wasn't much of an internet. The pair of girls sporting a good pair were the only pair for the boys to look at. One "mysteriously disappeared" the next year and the other became a mom. In the last few decades the internet became huge. I feel we have reached the point of oversaturation; they can view a body like yours any day of the week (might even be yours specifically if you post images); why stare openly at you in real life?

[@dawnmana5876]

​. If they looked, they were crazy good at not being caught. I pretty much only had guy friends since girls treated me like dirt and it was guy friends or complete isolation. I was also a straight A student, so guys asked me for school help a lot. I was just the "buddy" girl though. I had to listen to a crush go on and on about the girl he liked way too many times. I only had one boyfriend before my husband, and he dumped me during prom for my only female "friend".

[@raeldri5867]

Probably other girls spread rumors about you being a hoe or that you are better than everyone else so they shouldn't even try

[@frogfinance4605]

That's awesome, minus the shitty girls.

[@pattonramming1988]

No shit Sherlock

[@s13gouf60]

Men seek to improve and build, women undermine and degrade. This has been the way of things from the beginning.

[@stephanc6138]

sisterhood is not the rule. its the positive exception. the rest are just crabs. however, bigger boobs are hazardois to othet women...chest wise and if your short, face wise.

[@HenriFaust]

They are a sisterhood... of crabs in a bucket.

[@ParrotMan01276]

Hey RGE, when is the next anime recommendation video? Also, you gotta love how wahman take the advice of "keep your enemies closer" way too literal and keep people they actually hate around themselves. Even reading reddit stories where they are asked to describe their best friend, they will go on about how they helped them through high school...and then go on to describe the most narcissistic, mean bully you've ever read about who gaslights them and takes their money all the time and calls them overweight constantly, but they're "SO NICE". Yeah ok.

[@Xellos14]

Literally the "Why is everyone so mean to me" meme but with huge rack instead of dumptruck lmao

[@Shadeamous]

0:15 GASP did you also know grass is green and the sky is blue!

[@Vecchio_Rhosod85]

This is what happens when you let envy dictate your politics. Not only is there a war on normal guys, but also a war on attractive women! In real life and entertainment! I want to go back to the days when my fictional female characters were shamelessly gorgeous, 36DD and hourglass shaped! At least the fictional characters gave me hope.

[@caveatlector2671]

In Al Bundy's immortal words...

[@dwood78part23]

As Al Bundy said to his son, don't try to understand em. They understand keep other & hate each other.

[@Kos4Evr]

High five

[@pegeta]

Keep other?

[@schnek8927]

I dunno, they’re actually extremely easy to understand once you just look past the social (feminist) conditioning we’ve been fed. They always prioritise themselves (unlike men), have no virtues or morals and will do what they feel is best for them in the moment, have no ability to plan ahead at all, always aim to corrupt because that gives them more power/resources (at least temporarily, then they move on to infect something else), and have no real survival instincts at all since they’ve effectively been completely removed from the harsh reality of nature from the very dawn of our species (they’ve always been spoiled and privileged).

[@Ragehaven]

This is 100% true. Both of my last two girlfriends have been bitterly jealous of my brothers girlfriend, who just so happens to be a hearty up top.

[@ironwolfF1]

Sooooo...the Flat Justice Mafia is a thing?

[@thechuckjosechannel.2702]

No Duh Sherlock, these Whamenz keep proving Al Bundy Right.

[@Kos4Evr]

No ma'am

[@Phobos11]

Wow they are discovering water is wet

[@Archedgar]

They needed a study to figure this out?

[@wrayday7149]

What is easier.. . putting in work or sabotaging others?

[@mikkelnpetersen]

"Son, don't try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other" - The man, the myth, the legend, AL BUNDY

[@Paugose]

If a man changes the design of his characters for a game, it's because the creator want to try another artistic idea, or follow a new trend. If a woman changes the design of characters for a game (because she often didn't made those to begin with), it's because she saw those fictional women as competition.

[@noapteapestrada7139]

Shocking discovery . What are they going to amaze us with next ? Information that men like beer and sports ?

[@KurayamiGGEZ]

Nahhhhh really? I'm so shocked.

[@metalspinda9594]

Well, but you're not THAT shocked. Right, Fry???😂

[@KurayamiGGEZ]

@@metalspinda9594 Lol you got me there 🤣

[@Pessimism3000]

I could have told them this. I watch anime.

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Booba is love. Booba is life.

[@MetaLord395]

Even though you're not married to your ex-wife anymore?

[@LeeroyPorkins]

@@MetaLord395 I can still say it for the Memes and she threw me out.

[@MetaLord395]

​@@LeeroyPorkinsAh.

[@SpartanTrigger]

We men are simple creatures

[@schnek8927]

@@SpartanTriggerI prefer ”effective”. Women are simple.

[@Funfan24]

As someone who grew up as the only boy. With three sisters and two stepsisters. I can guarantee that they like to drag others down.

[@dsadik666]

Imagine my shock...

[@DashedSimpusMaximus]

Women view any other women as competition for male attention & resources. Their behaviour against one another starts to make a lot of sense that way.

[@Adromelk]

I'll share a very important bit of knowledge that the great Al Bundy (played by Ed O'neil) taught me. "Son, don't try to understand women, women understand women....AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER!"

[@jayedwards7768]

Imagine my shock.

[@sirg-had8821]

How much money got thrown away for this study?

[@Cloud_Seeker]

Less than paying a politican that never shows up for work.

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

More attractive women will be more likely to get married. So it is petty jealousy, which is why the “ugly friend” is not a trope but a real thing. Their friends get attention from the other gender and that person specifically wants to disrupt the potential relationship because they can’t seem to find one themselves. It’s an all too common mental complex now.

[@hertzwave8001]

thats probably why i only ever see women call other women "pick-me"

[@justinpatterson5291]

Remember the father from the croods? Some women act like that guy. Anything different (even if good) = still scary, must stay away.

[@pattonramming1988]

Uh DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@GeoFry3]

Definitely a lot of crabs.

[@1992holycrap]

Some of 'em even *have* crabs!

[@TruthWarriorB88]

No kidding.

[@williamkimball4901]

Threat level: DD?

[@SpartanTrigger]

My exs were larger , her friends were always really bitchy /mean to her 😂

[@Kenny_F91]

"Friends."

[@SageofCancer]

This encourages me to support big oppais emotionally.

[@HasturYellowSign]

Explains western women’s hatred of anime, manga, and video games

[@durnanironknuckles1617]

Genetics will always surface

[@jrr2480]

Very typical 🙄

[@mikeomnic3515]

They're a bigger threat alright

[@surfinwax58]

When I was an undergrad, I saw, first hand, jealous & full of undermining envy expressed against D-cups, long, real hair (ie blondes), nice figures, long nails (real ones) from females that were lacking in those appendages, shape, or length…scary!

[@ashade2877]

In other news, Women remain the same

[@GreySand-ur7gc]

This beg the question. If they are so toxic, why do they prefer each other's company over guys? Remember, the moment we get genuinely good AI girlfriend and good enough stress relief dolls the marriage will plumber to none-existance.

[@francisquebachmann7375]

They like to gossip and they can indirectly sabotage what other women have. The concept is similar to knowing your enemy or Keep your enemies closer.

[@raeldri5867]

They hate them but they are friends with at least one because she opens a lot of doors the others could

[@side7oldtype298]

Mild shock 😮

[@hopscotchtop]

I've been saying this for years.

[@Mad-Cat_Dan]

Even virtual women are too much competition! 😂

[@phishinround420]

Women, petty and jealous? Who would’ve thought?

[@meddlingmage23]

The bitter sistahood doesn't only apply to BW.

[@frogfinance4605]

I've been saying this for 20 years and was called misogynistic for it

[@GR3GORY90]

Its more evidence that doesn't require expensive research.

[@newdivide9882]

0:29 And it extends into even the digital world. Anyone remember the screeching over Dahlia from Xenoblade Chronicles II? I’ve seen women straight up admit that she, as well as other female Blades in the game, made them feel insecure. SHE ISN’T REAL, SHE CANNOT HURT YOU. And I can’t help wondering how many women like this are the same ones claiming they “hate” attention from men… I have a feeling that Venn diagram is almost a single circle

[@mrScififan2]

It’s like very small dogs , like those “yo quiero taco bell “ dogs preemptively barking at very large nerdy-looking dogs for no reason. Jealous.

[@KaeYoss]

Massive study finds: Water is wet.

[@vergillives9890]

They don't need men just the sisterhood

[@AdonanS]

It's stuff like this that makes you wonder if this is part of the reason why we have trans-men, albeit rarely.

[@merafirewing6591]

So would they hiss at a picture of Hitomi Tanaka because of her honkers?

[@atomicskull6405]

Most men don't care about size as much as shape.

[@Metallsturm]

> Hitomi Tanaka I see you're a man of culture as well.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

That's why we men must step up and protect the ladies with the big ballistics.

[@vedymin1]

Men are just better people in every respect.

[@schnek8927]

Yup. It’s always been crucial that men get along with both men and women. Women have never really had such an evolutionary need, as they’ve always been spoiled and privileged (in relation to men) as a protected class.

[@theUnknown-oz9dh]

Another day of a soy-ence study telling us what we already knew...😂

[@DarkCT]

misery loves company... boy, i wonder where ive seen THIS before. and of course the "researchers" lack life experience to recognize jealousy. Its amusing to me how guys on the breast situation are apparently more apt to like what they see. Ive seen plenty admit to liking small or medium, but in this terrain the real enemy is apparently inside the house.

[@davidford3115]

I prefer the smaller simply because I don't care for the sag. RGE mentioned Hitomi Tankaka, but I am not into that size because of the sag. And if they are that size and not saggy, then they are silicone.

[@DarkCT]

@@davidford3115 Fair, for me I lean small, but I just prefer natural.

[@davidford3115]

@@DarkCT Agreed. Natural is best. My wife was an A-cup when I met her and after having our first kid, she grew to a C-cup. And she does NOT wear makeup.

[@DarkCT]

@@davidford3115 very nice to hear. Never was a fan of makeup, and the longer I see people putting metal and ink on them just because the more I don't personally are for it. things going well with the family?

[@davidford3115]

@@DarkCT For the most part. My wife coddles our sons too much, though.

[@Storkystormbird]

Save the tatas.

[@comicsgatekeeper9746]

Everyone who's ever been in school knows this already

[@Immortal_Being1]

🍿

[@merafirewing6591]

Nice pfp.

[@Andyisgodcky]

Mythbusters showed Kari getting more in tips, especially from women, when they made her chest appear larger. I trust that more than some bunk pseudoscience

[@lostsnowman127]

So science says anime is true? Yeet.

[@PortugueseMACPOW]

The sisterhood of failure exists so feemails can sagotage each other

[@Syrin23]

But I thought they "didn't need no man" so why would they be jealous of the women that the toxic evil men find attractive?

[@cassiuslives4807]

6:30 who is hitomi tanaka's successor? yu tano? momoka kagura?

[@domomitsune5920]

I heard, that women didn't like other women. But I thought it was because of attitudes. Now you're telling me they're comparing each other to each other, like how we guys compare our pecker size to each other to make a ranking order. So women with bigger breasts, or threats to women with smaller breasts.

[@mabellean6843]

Flagged and reported for violation of our Community Guidelines.

[@barleyeducated8714]

A-cup huh? :(

[@philosopherkingzant2037]

AI or NPC? Simplify this using algebra: pineapple+apple=

[@Xbalanque84]

Please tell me you're joking...

[@SoulSoundMuisc]

Way to prove everyone's point.

[@brianpembrook9164]

I suppose we could report you for harassing RGE as it is not like you HAVE to post this message for him to read.

[@metalvape90potv28]

The sisterhood has always been about superficiality and backstabbing while feeding each other delusional comments lol.

[@argonunya882]

As one says thieves have more honor than sisterhood of yaya.