Wood Sounds | ASMR

I explore the sounds of various wooden objects without speaking (after the intro). This is based on a request by a particular Patron who had asked if I could do a wood video like the "Metal ASMR" series of videos. But instead of that style, I thought I would try it this way.
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Website ► ephemeralrift.com
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Podcasts:
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@pip5188]

I love it when I get Headspace ads rather than regular loud ads

[@dollysinatra9046]

Me too man, me too

[@Chriss-oy2nk]

Yeah... its great.

[@conroymason7801]

Wow I kid you not a headspace add started playing as soon as I read your comment

[@BootboysnHarleys]

Are headspace ads not loud for you wtf?

[@randomlollipop2287]

If you get a headspace ad at full volume it’s loud as fuck

[@user-ul3nz2ht3s]

i have watched your ASMR video for 3years. i dont understand your language because i live S.Korea. But i love your video as relax my feeling:) After 2 next month , i will exam the Korea's very important test in Korean's life. I will watch your video before sleeping or relaxing after this exam. I love you E.R! I hope you feel good health.

[@9bang88]

김주헌 행운을 빕니다

[@daffodils5191]

this comment sounded adorable. good luck with your exam!

[@endermage77]

Be sure to watch your fatigue at work/school! I hear that overwork is a very serious health problem over in Korea and Japan

[@NikaNikaNo]

This is the cutest comment ever, 시험에 합격했으면 좋겠습니다. (Google 번역을 사용하여 메신저로)

[@benparker3442]

English 100

[@dan3998]

Title - Wood sounds *Clicks on the video expecting wood sounds* *Sees a man saying "Wood wood wood"* Me: Well I got what I expected..

[@sirbkyle2028]

Dan4ik220 people that do that shit you do, just deserve to be hung. Bunch of cringe boys

[@alexdaniel5830]

Sir B Kyle “bunch of cringe boys” ...

[@Ottrer]

Or was he saying would? *gasp*

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

People who cry cringe are equally if not even more cringe you know.

[@Kyle-gy7ny]

Why are you so mean he meant it as a joke

[@crabmannyjoe2]

6:50, when a guy just whips out his drawer. Woah, it's a little soon for that don't you think?

[@fernandoleamshake7031]

UwU

[@9bang88]

Fisk the Lombax a little to soon to whip out his knob don’t you think?

[@swatshibe]

Perfect opportunity to say “Wood now” and he missed it

[@comicsans2516]

SWATShibe just remember ER reads the comments sometimes

[@EphemeralRift]

Yeah, well...I can't think of everything.. Maybe next time...

[@comicsans2516]

SWATShibe told you ER sometimes reads comments XD

[@PorcupineASMR]

Thanks for showing me your wood Uncle E.

[@MungdaalMoment]

did you guys go fishing in the bushes?

[@GavrielTGK]

Thank you Kanye. Very cool.

[@emilyrose104]

He even showed us his knob too

[@memz3689]

This comment makes me uncomfortable

[@strawbebbiejam]

thats funny that u find the comment uncomfortable, considering your youtube name

[@f.b.i.2366]

This must be what Groot listens to

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Reid Rollins 🤗aw

[@ladyofthekitty6405]

Reid Rollins You mean he listens to his dead friends whose bodies were carved into smaller pieces in order to get used as objects and are getting rubbed and tapped on, just so that he can sleep...? Sounds like something he would do indeed!

[@AndrevusWhitetail]

Something he "wood" do. FTFY

[@Gamerdude854]

Kinda hard to listen to anything when you're a pile of dust

[@simpbunnie]

this is the equivalent of skin sounds asmr to him

[@unicorn7234]

ER titles is like a night drunk on Friday.

[@flyingshipwithnowheels]

Nemo_Nobody the best comment so far!!!

[@graysonperdue9402]

Nemo_Nobody but on Tuesday

[@youtubeaccount6564]

"Are You a Ham Sammich"

[@therbert25]

Rift I’ve been thinking about a video idea. It’s map related, and finding fun/tingly country or city names. (Ex: Budapest) If you slightly whisper that a few times it sounds really nice. Simple as that!

[@stormwateruser5540]

"Wood wood wood wood wood" yes definetly i agree with you 100%

[@adamsafai1228]

You should make a water based asmr video

[@derekdevita5721]

YES

[@boombox1gaming524]

Wood and water, no innuendos to be made there...

[@MagWasTaken]

This might make people need to use the bathroom. And since it's ASMR, they might do it in their sleep.

[@EphemeralRift]

I'll think on it and see water I can do it or not.

[@menash8313]

Ephemeral Rift never misses an opportunity to strike with a pun

[@Ralph_Wiggum]

Thank you Lord Papa Rift for such a glorious wooden masterpiece. I sure hope there’s some teak, gee whizz. Good now. Praise be. Stay blessed.

[@phazebeast7373]

Ralph Wiggum 😂 haha! He is jesus of asmr

[@mikehebert71]

Preach Ralph Lauren!

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

@101DMM lmfao

[@justadork9828]

This man I swear he’s something special, he’s one of the most creative asmrtists I’ve ever seen you can never predict what he’s going to make next which is great I mean I wasn’t expecting him to pull out an entire drawer for one of the triggers

[@Dynamike4ever]

You: Can't sleep? I can take you to the doctors. Me: Not good enough, I need the ER

[@julianneroe6436]

Michael G - haaaaaaaaa I see what you did there

[@Michael-hf5zx]

This guy has so much patience in doing his videos

[@mscameron22]

He’s gotta have herb🍃 bc I have no idea how anyone could have that much patience

[@anonasmr3743]

The wood creaking sound from the drawer is amazing. Fabulous video as always

[@jbrolander500]

I think the wood makes good sounds

[@bradwashington420]

*Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap*

[@spootot]

The wood makes wood sounds The wood makes good sounds Sounds like Dr Seuss

[@Sophie-ev6ol]

Aww no this meme is so old 😂😂😂

[@sunsgettingreallow8318]

When's Raffy coming back??

[@yummybutter8707]

SunsGettingRealLow never ;(

[@jordee123baseball1]

it’s 9am here. love that morning wood

[@gee_dubya]

Nice

[@A_shibe]

**nice**

[@jordee123baseball1]

KitsuneFox Alex nice

[@GavrielTGK]

Nice

[@Armatu5]

Nice

[@sspencerhill]

Long time lurker first time posting. Awesome work dude. Love the attention to detail. Keep the vids coming. Love from South Carolina

[@Godclash]

Steven Hill congrats on finally coming out. How does it make you feel?

[@sspencerhill]

Scissorfuk Bax awesome now I don’t have to hide it. Every time I used to talk about it people would always look at me like I was from another planet or something and just brush me off. But I’ve watch for so long that I can definitely tell you that there are benefits that help me. Thanks for asking.

[@mattmurphy9346]

What part of SC? Small world in these comments apparently

[@lp_yagachi7693]

your moms house

[@dylasaurushex8738]

This man can rock any hair style.

[@pavlestojanovic9631]

You are so underrated this is such a great asmr experience

[@geeksoldier451]

FINALLY!!! I’ve been waiting SO long for a wood sound video!! TANK YOU

[@figeon]

It's finally here. I requested wood asmr like 2 years ago.

[@moleyrobinson]

Be afraid, not of the man with a sword but that with a desk drawer.

[@crodriguez7316]

What WOOD we do without you Ephemeral Rift... 😁

[@9bang88]

C Rodriguez urgh

[@Heywood-----Jablomeh]

Wood tapping and tonking are very pleasing sounds to my rather large ears....oh all the better to hear you with....

[@allanm3987]

I wood love it more if it was bedtime lol love theses videos thanks for making sure I sleep well and first day of school tomorrow so much love

[@mikoajkonieczny6691]

How its your firts day in school tomorow??

[@benbiggs281]

Mikołąj Konieczny he's probably British

[@rickochet5105]

The one time asmr isnt relaxing, is when somone finally dissed Eminem. MGK really got me

[@MtnWBassin]

He about to get killed by Eminems response ... rip MGK

[@brendanhunter389]

He's right though. Eminem can't act hard behind his 250 pound bodyguard

[@mikehebert71]

Y’all gon grow up one day

[@icchorist]

@@mikehebert71 oldhead lmao

[@5tupidwhor381]

Holy fuck eminem and mgk are both shit

[@samuelhamuel-3624]

Oh come ahhn, first he paints my mom, now he plays with his wood on camera?!

[@isaaclynch8876]

I want SycaMORE

[@dexis9412]

Isaac Lynch that joke was PINE, a little underELMing imo

[@ToffeePlays19]

You little birches

[@J3RSEYondaBeat]

This is not my cup of TREE

[@sendhelp6349]

You all have permission to leaf

[@dexis9412]

Send Help **leaves**

[@GarlicToastOooo]

A detroit become human role-play would be very very very cool.

[@Weissung]

4PM, perfect timing for a nap

[@josephroth2215]

Thanks uncle e seriously your videos are like the one thing that help me sleep love your work thanks for all you do

[@EphemeralRift]

Well thanks for watching!

[@Rita-RT09]

Another drinking game:drink when he says "wood"

[@nickdrumgool3416]

Plastered within the first 30 seconds of the video

[@stormwateruser5540]

No dont...you'll probably die of alcohol poisoning

[@domgacha1636]

I collapsed doing the game, so, what next??

[@dowLoveTap]

My family died because of this tweet

[@endermage77]

If you make it past the first two minutes you'll probably be fine until the end, yes?

[@HealingNatureMeditation]

What a relaxing session!!🍀💕💕 Thank you!🌹

[@hoshini]

26:34 is the best sound ever. Change my mind.

[@Potatorot1875]

Saturiio I agree! But of course I had to back it up over and over because my dad talks so damn loud 😅

[@crofregernish4695]

I just saw you passed half a million subscribers :D Finally! Congratulations, Uncle E!!!!

[@dreamhunterasmr4850]

Wood makes magical sounds 👍

[@dumbodoglol4677]

Listening to this while varnishing my wood drawer

[@crazylegscraz4545]

I swear KZbin keeps messing with me. Me:*calm and relaxed* *clicks video* "BEHIND CLOSED DOORS MIKE COFFMEN SOUNDS AT LOT LIKE TRUMP!" Me: *chest pain*

[@bowseratvandsmallenginerep6797]

Hello, I'd like to borrow Wood for a moment. Potter, this is Ephemeral Wood. He's the head of the Asmr team here at KZbin.

[@jakholl]

Oh my God I forgot you were like classically trained on the Indian flute

[@ElectronicsForFun]

did l just watch a 46min video of a guy playing with his wood? i'll let myself out.

[@lostsouls6322]

I know now why your my favourite asmrtist: because your the only one who can relax me after listening to slayer metallica and ffdp I was so exited and now I am so relax

[@DreamWondersASMR]

DAMN ! the sounds are soo clear and detailed i wouldn't even hear them with my own ears in real life

[@CodedBruhment]

Wood.....wood never changes

[@numeric_limits4829]

No, really. It does. Wood has its ups and downs ;) if you know what I mean... C A N N O N B A L L M E D A D D Y

[@youboob1996]

Yo these wood sounds are my favorite. Satisfying.

[@nerptheepic]

0:01 me in the morning.

[@Potatorot1875]

adazedherring Already in 6 minutes and I went back, just to hear it again and the look on his face just made it way more funny 🤣🤣

[@alexdaniel5830]

I want a ‘Air Sounds’ asmr

[@kevingautier107]

I love when I wake up with wood!

[@user-ji5ve4ys2d]

I was waiting for wood sounds‼️ I love your ASMR😍😍😍

[@euiie1567]

guys, i think he is making wood sounds!!

[@_danoffx_4757]

Make a vid named "glass sounds", but just whisper glass for half an hour

[@shitbag.]

This is really really nice on a rainy day under the covers.

[@veronicaturner7129]

Thank you for showing me your wood. It was a good follow up from you cleaning painting and displaying your mom.

[@brendanhunter389]

Veronica Turner 11 hours since you posted this and not one person has replied with "can I show you my wood". KZbin is improving

[@veronicaturner7129]

@@brendanhunter389 I'm not quite sure what you mean sir 😂 i would love to see some birch or cedar...perhaps a very refined oak

[@brendanhunter389]

Veronica Turner what a woman haha. So if I'm on a first date I should take a girl and show her some wood?

[@veronicaturner7129]

@@brendanhunter389 yes and show her your wood anywhere that you like.....but remember to not be shocked if she also has wood to show you.

[@brendanhunter389]

Veronica Turner interesting. May I ask you out some time and you can show me your wood?

[@am3lierose]

THANK YOU YOUR ASMR SAVES MY LIFE EVERY FKN NIGHT :)

[@hecc7906]

Wood you care to tell me if its Sep-timber?

[@TheLifeOfDan1]

So nice to hear you repeat my last name so many times :)

[@danielpopejoy6580]

Ur names Dan wood isn't it

[@TheLifeOfDan1]

Daniel Popejoy Why how did you guess ;)

[@Ejyriox]

Hello fellow wood

[@TheLifeOfDan1]

WolfShade14 hey!

[@asmrunderground2473]

My favorite trigger 😍🖤

[@BadgerAmongMen]

10/10 gave me a woody

[@sonnyasmr7143]

Ah rift you always have impeccable timing. Your videos always arrive at midnight Australian time. Perfect for me!

[@vWolfHD]

SonnyASMR eshay bruhhhh

[@Potatorot1875]

Just that first random, “ Wood.” And I wheezed. 🤣

[@user-ni9kl3bg5g]

이 분 오래전부터 구독했는데 영상을 볼 때마다 매번 느껴지는 팅글에 놀랍니다. 퀄리티 높은 영상에 광고 하나 없다니.. 광고없이 보는 제가 오히려 죄송할 정도로 멋진 영상들인데요 :)

[@ella-xh7qn]

i just really love your videos! you are one of my favorite asmrists and i really appreciate your content. thank you, your videos helped me a lot.

[@simonyurin7245]

So perfect sound , amazing) Thank you for a relaxation

[@user-yq6hg1rh7b]

*Wood Now*

[@Sacoglossa]

This is so ominous

[@seamusdoyle4884]

[Insert dirty joke]

[@CrimBlack]

Seamus Doyle [Inserts wood into dirty joke]

[@brendanhunter389]

Gottem

[@Detura]

Idk about a dirty joke but i just inserted a like to add onto the former 68 likes

[@Man-fp8vp]

That’s one of my favourite jokes

[@nonplussedflame5040]

Seamus Doyle *DIRTY JOKE*

[@marlz99]

Please let me touch your wood, papa Rift

[@gee_dubya]

Nice

[@phazebeast7373]

Hahaha

[@stonethemason12]

omfg jeez..xD

[@boyhudman2997]

Thanks for your *wood*

[@starrs802]

your video is the higlight from my day👍🏼

[@reidfamilyne]

Lovin the woodland sounds. You have now entered the epheneral woods☆

[@kentfroglover]

My dog is currently snoring thanks to this video. Thank you!

[@nick_2k]

Wood love to hear more of that !

[@BootboysnHarleys]

Wood. Wood. Wood.

[@ligit2758]

Wood? Wood. - Wood (Wood)

[@BootboysnHarleys]

@@ligit2758 Wood? Wood?! Wood!! Wood!!! Wood? Wood? Nah... wood.

[@DavoElG4t1lL3r0]

Would

[@BootboysnHarleys]

@@DavoElG4t1lL3r0 Oh no fucking way

[@dankahazitivadar9014]

Wud

[@a_z_771]

"Hey, Macklemore, can we go thrift shopping?"
Wood, wood, wood, wood
Wood, wood, wood, wood
Wood, wood, wood, wood
Wood, wood, wood, wood
Wood, wood, wood, wood
Bada, bada, bada doo da
Wood, wood, wood, wood
Bada, bada, bada doo da
Wood, wood, wood, wood
Bada, bada, bada doo da
Bada, bada, bada doo da
Bada, bada, bada doo da
Bada, bada, bada doo da
Bada, bada, bada doo da

[@Justin-uc8sc]

Thanks for the morning wood

[@adamz7930]

Wood wood would a do without you haha.

[@bluepatriot6078]

You should do another video where you play those flutes again. Even if it’s real quick. They sounded so good and i can’t remember which videos had them in it before to re listen

[@g0ose212]

*W O O D*

[@JunoT106]

begining) when your friend asks : hey wats that made of

[@emilyrose104]

This video is everything, omg 😍 thank you

[@aaronlulay8505]

My dad is actually a woodworker. Serious.

[@r0nii589]

Me: *sees rift and thinks in my head "good now"* Rift: "wood" Me: 0_o

[@TheCstar07]

I just finished watching the painting YOUR MOM video so when I saw the notification for this one and the title is just WOOD... let's say I was a little nervous

[@SullyBottle]

Just what I needed to start studying

[@sydney6669]

Omg 3:26 gave me tingles galore ❤️❤️❤️

[@Heywood-----Jablomeh]

I think i love your WOOD

[@BrokeMoFo]

Everythng was al buisiness, and then he brought out the cartoon mallet. . . I cracked up. .

[@MultiMartydom]

Just woke up from taking the kids to school... I guess I go back to Sleep 😅

[@phazebeast7373]

Czech M8 i feel ya !

[@GavrielTGK]

Czech M8 I like the username. Guess I've never been good at chess but damn you got me before I even got a chance to do anything.

[@MultiMartydom]

Zorgod lol now that’s funny

[@nathanbasurto8246]

I love wood sounds!

[@kjbervin9478]

🎶 If I "wood", could you? 🎶 Thanks for the wood, E.R. 😁

[@EphemeralRift]

Haha, anyimte my AIC friend!

[@EphemeralRift]

*anytime

[@TV-nl2te]

Uncle E talk about Adventure time or do a skit or role play. Id like to see something like that. Like maybe a re cap on the lore and character's

[@jojodubs-rootsiii]

WoOd WoOd!!...WoOdn't be anywhere else right now..nice sounds~~~

[@BlakViper01]

you would make an incredible foley artist

[@stefleloup3707]

And now its time fort metal sounds. 😊

[@agentromanoff1070]

Thanx for the morning wood 😂

[@WeBuild4Life]

I love your wood

[@NovemberNovemberNovember]

I love wood.

[@Noah-pr2or]

Merch is lookin fresh

[@benkost4368]

Great video