Finding the Perfect Match | ASMR

[@Josh-yg3bx]

Can you please do the unintelligible shop owner where you check a bunch of random items out but with the soothing relaxing unintelligible whispering. This would legit make my day

[@TonyJames1993]

Josh 89 I almost guarantee this will happen now

[@williamtucker668]

Yes, beautiful idea

[@duracell9575]

the mall cop video he did is like this idea but it isn't unintelligible.

[@roccu261]

nose

[@azriel8729]

I need this in my life god dammit

[@Shawshook]

The thumbnail looks like ER just found a way to send us to sleep - permanently.

[@azriel8729]

....sadly it still takes just as long to get to sleep as normal after all you die from the smoke not the fire it takes like I think 10-20 minutes maybe more I dunno please correct me if I’m wrong so yeah..=P

[@timewellspent8137]

@@azriel8729 WRYYYYYYY

[@kyleexequiel4214]

That's accurate😂

[@bass2713]

@@azriel8729 ZA WARUDO

[@thegoldblaster2928]

@@cdgace_34 Is ThAt A mOtHeR f**KiNg JoJo ReFeRaNce?!?!?

[@kxmode]

45 minutes ago... "Professor Clemmons, it's cold in here. Please, go down into the boiler room and ignite the pilot light. Here, take this box of matches with you."

[@joem1950]

@Liam Browning rather the AC cover arts looks like the pyramid u mean :p

[@celloafterdark4173]

Read this comment yesterday and it’s still making me laugh 😂😂😂

[@Crispyrotatingdisk]

I was just thinking of a pilot light joke for this lol

[@aidenferris4735]

Lol😂😂

[@RandomVideoCollectionRVC]

*Perfect match doesn't* *exist* Professor Clemmons: *Hold my tingles*

[@bennygokgoye3974]

ASMR Shoron hold my phone calls for the next 45-50 minutes

[@TheRedAnkh]

he shold have called in Dr.T he has experiance in finding the perfect match lol

[@itsfaxz8008]

h

[@user-slayer]

Nice

[@Naz34452]

So there's 2 professor clemmons, and one mr. Clemmons patient.

[@Bentaiisart]

Only rift could spend 45 minutes looking for the perfect match

[@2listening1]

You can tell it's ASMR when the brand of matches is called "sleep" instead of "spark"! ;) lol

[@latunen5241]

I agree with ur name

[@J.C.Tavares]

...or a grandma with Alzheimer's!

[@Bentaiisart]

J.C. Tavares How will she remember where the matches are tho lmao

[@jaydonw2972]

@@Bentaiisartr/woosh

[@Voltaire007]

Me: Trying to sleep* Bluetooth headphones: BAtTery LoW

[@skull7105]

Felipe Tinajero 😂😂😂 I have onn headphones that do the same thing every 30 seconds

[@drakadragon9731]

OMFG I HATE WHEN THEY DO THAT, it normally gives me a heart attack 🤪

[@Couldbegabe]

Air pods could never D:

[@bossmaster7677]

BOOP BOOP BOOP ''half a century later'' BOOP BOOP BOOP

[@freezelistickboi9784]

It makes me go deaf when im watching asmr

[@Bthakilla4rilla]

I've always dreamed of finding the perfect match. I'm glad I'm not the only one pursuing this.

[@timewellspent8137]

I've always dreamed of finding the perfect cheeto, but to each his own as they say.

[@toastie8173]

To this day ive never gotten a perfectly flat, intact, well seasoned nacho. The search continues.

[@JeeMorpheus]

Marvel Cinematic Universe: exists. Mr. Rift: hold my medical bag for a few moments, please.

[@gamingwithalex6741]

Professor Clemmons searching for the perfect match: I can do this all day.

[@youtubewatcher4955]

Gaming with Alex Me: I know, I know...

[@ninjaboylaoprime]

"I understood that reference"

[@xeno2891]

This guy is so creative, keep up the good work ER👍🏼

[@justretrospect8433]

Kicks ball mi creative now

[@LadyPallas]

It’s so weird when Professor Clemons grew his beard out everyone else in Arkham did as well. 🤔 Must be a fashion trend!

[@macejaso]

You think they would let them have razor blades?!

[@nightcollapse]

They took away the razor blades after the japing incident with SCP-049

[@toastie8173]

I do say margaret would look rather fashionable with a big ol beard

[@quint7227]

My solution: plot twist, they all clones of Professor Clemons. They’re all connected.

[@chubbysurprise4429]

@@nightcollapse "do not jape with me I am not to be japed with"

[@jpfootballs]

This is the kind of asmr I live for. Not 1 hour long videos of random boring sounds but very specific ideas that produce very interesting results.

[@nb-rc8nf]

Cool

[@DenWell-SeedsOfChaos]

Too much cake is always better than not enough cake. (Cthulhu told me that when I asked him for some words of wisdom...)

[@omasego5572]

30 mins into the video and I just got the pun.

[@danielreible3210]

Manta Crew 🧠👈✋

[@ninjaboylaoprime]

Oh my God it's a pun

[@drakadragon9731]

The perfect match, as in love? Im not sure i get the joke...

[@swoleynekujo9479]

draka dragon yes the saying "the perfect match" means someone perfect for you to fall in love with. And the pun is him making a video literally trying to find the perfect match out of a box of matches

[@Elzycoth]

69th like omg this is destiny

[@Luke-vb3us]

Wow I never thought I’d seen the day ER ran out of ideas. Just kidding Next video: inhaling air to continue autonomously performing homeostasis

[@williamw3559]

ToastedLuke you are now breathing manually

[@MisterSchmister]

@@williamw3559 you are now blinking manually

[@StarClay666]

@@MisterSchmister you are now swallowing manually

[@ranch418]

@@jacklincoln2437 YOU just lost the game.

[@ZXVRR77]

@@StarClay666 Your body is now decomposing at an incredibly slow rate that should last for around another 80 years manually

[@JGASMR]

Hi. I am ASMR creator in Korea. I saw your perfect ASMR video and I respect you.

[@carterwright8504]

nice

[@TheGamingEffect100]

This would have been a good time to introduce a new character named “The Match Maker”

[@brayamsworld77]

But hes looking for one so it would be the Match Finder.🤐

[@asheru2649]

Imagine...if you will

[@heretic3047]

Me: *getting ready to relax* KZbin: *gives me an ad for Rammstein‘s new album*

[@yellowstonethepony7769]

DEUTSCHLAND

[@BlitzedNostradamus]

RAAAAAAAAAADIIIIIIIO MEIN RADIO

[@DarkWallay]

What bloody country are you living in that you're getting ads for Rammstein?

[@codyrenzi4600]

WHOOOOO

[@michaelvey0239]

Whale Ambassador Poland

[@CreekCampo]

Me: *Nearly about to fall asleep to the most soothing and relaxing video yet* KZbin AD: *SHAKE IT! SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT! DUN DUN BANG! WOOWOOO!*

[@FLOOTOOT]

Bro I want this guy's hair man it matches every outfit he wears

[@adamdewaele]

Imagine searching through a box of matches for 45 minutes

[@nicholasmapes]

Luckily, we dont have to imagine! Someone made us a video!

[@adamdewaele]

trix4free ER must be bored af

[@tranminhhieu9492]

Imagine watching someone finding a perfect match for 45 minutes

[@hades_cbr]

Imagine commenting a comment like this commenting on this comment

[@invader_mythic]

@@hades_cbr imagine imagining something you've imagined that you've imagined before before you ever imagined it to begin with. sounds kinda like deja vu to me. do y'all ever get a feeling you're in this situation you know you've been in before but you can't remember the situation that the current one relates to so well? shits weird af.

[@sirwilfrey1342]

"DJ Corvus"? Oh man, I've got to see that. Corvus strikes me as a vinyls-and-cassette tapes guy. Maybe a backstage look at disc tappings (for better performance of course) and scrolling sounds as he attempts to fix a few old tapes. Imagining Corvus with headphones on and bizarre clothes, trying to grasp what a modern music performance involves. Would probably be my favorite video on the channel for a long time.

[@endermage77]

Nah. Corvus is still hooked on gramophones.

[@corvusx5674]

hm

[@RRTSMPlayz]

Me about to make DJ Corvus

[@christianricci693]

This dude just stood up analyzing matches, for 45 minutes. This is true talent

[@newtthewizard3942]

1. Great pun 2. Great video 3. JOHN WICK ASMR PLEASE

[@uselesstable2058]

3:08

[@ohnobohdie]

"We must find... the perfect match..." Those words rang like a bell in your mind, tolling a signal for you to awake, ever so gently, to veiw the familliar face of the good Doctor. Appearing preocupied, you leave your perplexed mind to ponder on how you arrived here, and why your restraints seem ever so slightly tighter than usual. Your worries will soon be quelled however, as you (rather unwillingly) join the professor in his demanding, yet rewarding task. Hell, you might even be able to relax a bit.

[@MrLilgiblet]

Last time I was this early the doctors called me “premature” and put me in an incubator

[@wrugo]

Premature ejaculation 😔

[@adamelmahdali9049]

Well...that legit happened to me 😂

[@BelligerentKnight2481]

@@wrugo "Reality is often disappointing"

[@azriel8729]

Zecchy.....yeah as soon as it said premature I thought it was gonna be a sex joke but no just a premature birth joke

[@MochiGirl11]

Can this be an asmr video though?

[@f.b.i.2366]

You could say there was some sort of SPARK between us! I’ll leave now

[@KingKonamiLive]

Open up

[@kannonball5789]

This is the CIA, OPEN UP

[@tranminhhieu9492]

@@kannonball5789 This is Patrick

[@02iscringe55]

@@tranminhhieu9492 this is america dont get you slippin now

[@ІсТоРіЯЦепрекрасно]

You’d better hide

[@aveebu]

17 boxes of matches later.... Rift: finally a perfect match but yet not close enough...

[@merudianne]

@Cristian Soto ooof

[@neuroticdidthat]

Me: “where is my consciousness.” ER: “reduced to atoms”

[@Dramquart]

The deliberate gentleness in your movement is masterful.

[@sclogse1]

6 seconds of fascination, then laughing out loud. As usual, inspired and always the subtle humor. The Guy Madden of ASMR.

[@sclogse1]

No, not that Madden, The other one.

[@kxmode]

S.L.E.E.P. = Students for the Lighting of Everything and Everyone in a Pyre

[@dkfetty]

I hope you're not planning on doing something *nefarious* with those matches

[@treygc3291]

*nefarious?* Nooo.....

[@thatdude6707]

Put your tinfoil hat back on!

[@Rita-RT09]

Tinder be like:

[@Alivion3e]

I use tinder just for memes n messing with people XD Dating is a secondary thing at tinder now

[@factsofmatter6513]

Tinder be on fire

[@theqr7gamez716]

Wow they must of swiped right on you aye

[@mylife-23]

😂😂

[@DevirothS]

imagine being kidnapped, waking up with this before your eyes, having your mouth stuffed

[@buttertoto378]

Wow... finding the perfect match god damn it rift XD

[@ArwenLeigh]

Perfect timing! Just going for my afternoon nap. Honestly thought this was some weird dating/finding the right owner for a pet organ or something but not this! Thanks for doing the videos, keep it up! 🤙

[@theskilledsnake]

ArwenLeigh never underestimate how literal rift is

[@arcane-elysium]

I was waiting for you to finally light one of them! It creates such an amazing sound.

[@gumblemutt3495]

The thumbnail looks like ER is contemplating sending us to the ER

[@greekbirb]

that's how i immagine my perfect doctor appoitment

[@LimitIsIllusion]

Don’t get much asmr anymore, but this matchbox stuff usually does it pretty well

[@wrlk636]

your acting in these is just as wonderful as and in many ways even better than it has been previously. genius stuff uncle e, thank you.

[@EvilCyclist2005]

Perfect match:*escapes* Rift: yuO cAn RUn bUT Y0u CaNT HIdE!!!

[@zanderham5239]

When Uncle E blesses us with 45 minutes of Match noizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[@matt8043]

The thousand year war background story cracked me up

[@2listening1]

You can tell it's ASMR when the brand of matches is called "sleep" instead of "spark"! ;)

[@DefinetelyNotAnAlien]

all these pointless dating apps but now I've finally found my perfect match

[@GhERM2SOIED72]

I put this in my ASMR playlist and woke up to DEEP LORE.

[@oswin9827]

I really adore how Uncle E uses dim lighting for his videos - it’s really great for resting your eyes, especially cus many of us mostly watch ASMR at night :)))))

[@user-slayer]

Ephemeral Rift is actually alot nicer than you people realize he has spent a butt load of money, time, and energy for us and hes so kind he doesnt even put *ads* in here thx rift we appreciate your kindness

[@weszlee]

I though this was gonna be a dating video, but it turned out to be an LITERAL match lol. 😂 I’m always excited when you post👅❤️

[@dabufboi8976]

Me too, for both things

[@Josh-yg3bx]

Same

[@nexradio143]

You should know better than to judge an ER video by the thumbnail

[@oskarifps]

Some say to this day he still searching for the perfect match.

[@Nationaliberty]

Daddy rift must be maliciously laughing as he watches how many people he's fooled with the title

[@SlunkFilms]

This to me is one of your most relaxing videos!

[@vice199]

just wanna say from my heart, and i apologise for the frankness; i like you very much eph. you're like a second dad. caring. aware of pain. subtle in your details. fun at times. Unyielding, unshakeable, unwavering. i deeply appreciate your work. thanks Eph.

[@busvra98]

This guy has The most unique ASMR videos.

[@Ludo-eb2bv]

i love how you always have these ideas that nobody else thinks of

[@lad3144]

*Beginning of the video* Oh he's going to say hello *After two minutes* Let's accelerate it *After 5 minutes* Is he going to search it and say MATCH for 45 minutes? *After 45 minutes* Well... He is

[@wolfgangbartek1106]

Can you make a John Wick ASMR? THAT would be awesome!

[@user-re7po]

Wolfgang Bartek I was gonna make a comment about jhon but nevermind.

[@KanadasKid]

Wolfgang Bartek how rad would it be if they did one of those whatever magazine interviews where they made keanu reaves whisper in our ears

[@jasperhaunt5115]

KanadasKid I wonder what Keanu would even say? I'm sure it would still be awesome

[@lamp9101]

*tapping my dead dog and wife | ASMR*

[@wolfgangbartek1106]

@@lamp9101 I already like it :D

[@D7Z_MY]

ER makes the best *puns* i swear 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[@YankeeStacking]

Someone tell me...did he eventually find the PERFECT MATCHSTICK??? I fell asleep. 😂👌🏼

[@PoisonZxx]

Me trying to find my car keys in a drawer with other keys:

[@drakechandler9014]

My friends already think ASMR is weird. I’ve never shown them a Rift video. But boy do I love it. I would never think to look up something like this; yet it’s so effective.

[@liamthomas8918]

Beetween the time it took me to click the vid 76 people watched the vid

[@relfo8000]

damn, it's like when you try to have something unique, but people already have it. I think the world is too overpopulated...

[@beanie640]

*pumps a shotgun* there will be no more humans......

[@relfo8000]

@@beanie640 just do a nuclear attack

[@iceturtle5152]

I need this guys patience

[@mensaesthetic6005]

3:44 - 4:27 TELL ME WHY THAT SOUNDS LIKE A THANOS LINE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@doomedash]

i guess i have to go to sleep at 8 am

[@kernelsanders7526]

Me trying to find the perfect asmr on this channel because they are all so good.

[@badavviz1076]

I'm not first but I'm not second either, because everyone keeps saying that they are first

[@sansepicc65]

First

[@ozxtouya]

Second.

[@seymour2113]

First.

[@badavviz1076]

Third

[@wKadin]

Last

[@saraissaoui8156]

My favorite ASMR channel!!!!!! I'm soooo glad I found you!

[@Dreamscore400]

Same!

[@Voxxna]

RE out of the shell nut: gives nothing un-seriously.

[@nateburkholder2221]

This asmr straight fire

[@ActofAnnex]

I love working nights because I get to come home to a brand new upload of my favorite asmrtist. Keep up the great work! Now if you don't mind I'll go to sleep now

[@tylerkeithblack3064]

Really appreciate this one. Always enjoy your work.

[@adrianamesquita6481]

Who knew you could get tingles from watching someone look for a match😁

[@royalteaanimations]

3:58 "Some will say..." Me: Perfection doesn't exist? "Perfection does not exist" Holy sHI-

[@_Tgzzz_]

I watched a dude look for a match for 45 minutes... *I’m not disappointed*

[@fifagamesunited4456]

You can read my mind ! I was thinking about searching a video where the KZbinr is searching the Perfect match 😂 i saw it a few weeks ago in a video of you and needed more of it ...

[@sonnyasmr7143]

Hell yeah! I know you’ve done it before but I need it again. ❤️

[@carolcremer6235]

Thanks, will be listening to this for better sleep tonight. You have the best ASMR videos

[@fabmanthereal]

this gave me so many tingles thank you 🙏🏼😌 i like seeing people getting into their zone/thing/work whatever... but really getting deep into it.

[@Dramquart]

"Do you find that sound pleasing to your ears". Well that brings back memories from session 2 😴

[@productofbrokenbones797]

Nobody: KZbin: *FINDING THE PERFECT MATCH |ASMR*

[@WolfrumGaming]

Finding the perfect match, story of my life.

[@KanadasKid]

*sees length of video* this better be one fucking fantastic match

[@KanadasKid]

post-video update: yeah i have to agree none of them were perfect it's too bad man

[@endermage77]

Rift seems to be on a binge of uploading items from Trying to Melt Your Brain

[@skeletonking2253]

Next video:gentle fire crackling as house burns down

[@newworldarmsrace9698]

I know I keep bringing it up but a Jospeh Seed video would fit the hair perfectly

[@Gragglesimpson1]

When you tryna join a server with players a lower level than you so you can win easily. *_”FINDING THE PERFECT MATCH”_*

[@catboy57392]

YES! I always loved the matches, it's good to see this

[@inoscopedjfk9301]

First like because I already know it will be great

[@corporalclegg5057]

Han shot First and because you shot first?

[@CWINDOWSsystem32]

Joke's on you, I stayed up the whole night and am now just getting to bed at 7AM so I need this.

[@Dracot1c]

I like how you have the most creative asmr thing's I have seen

[@farfetchedfarade3197]

This is the perfect match that must be used to light the Whispering Fire of Savallach Manor...

[@flashlightfreek]

Thanks uncle I just woke up then I saw this video and I had to take a power nap 😴 😂

[@LivingLikeADoctor5]

One of my favorite videos on this website

[@bobveinne2439]

This ASMR is 🔥 👌 Yeah nah but seriously this was another excellent piece of worked created by E Rift. Cheers.

[@daydreamingvampire]

Amazing work! Your creativity continues to astonish me! Bravo Uncle Rift.

[@asmrunderground2473]

Most creative asmrtist in the game, love you Rift! and thanks for the tingles! 🖤🤘 stay metal

[@chrisbade2119]

Good to see another lore video