Wooden House | Terrible Indie Horror Game Let's Play | 60fps Full Gameplay Walkthrough

Want a badly translated rip-off of Phobia 1.5 that isn't free, has saving and respawn issues and that will most likely crash on loading screens? Then this is the game for you. Let this video serve as a warning.
Apologies for the rant at the end, but this was a waste of time, money and sanity. Not even the funny translation could save it.
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►About the Game -
What could be better than a fine day closer to nature. Small village house outside of the city noises and stress...
Reading a book next to a fireplace...
One night, strange voices started to come from beneath the house. Our hero discovers a mysterious book, once opened, releasing the ancient Evil.
Will you help him to get rid of the curse, or will he have to face the miserable fate?
Game features:
Ambient sounds to make you check behind you.
Lustrous graphics, allowing you to see in bloody detail.
Enemies that hound you, tracking your every movement.
No tips: you need to explore and think for yourself.
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[@AlexOlinkiewicz]

I think it's great that your not avoiding or abandoning your playthroughs of these bad games. I think most of us, love your calm attitude towards the games and enjoy hearing your critical views on these bad games. By the way, I found this obscure game called "STATIC: Investigator Training", it kind of reminds me of The Lost Crown, only with full FMV and a much smaller budget and skills. I mean there is allot of notable left over Green Screen from the FMV's and still images. It looks like it would be a laugh to see you play.

[@thomasar1]

Alex Olinkiewicz amen brother. my only horror reviewer these days.

[@charlieevergreen3514]

14:00 Best good wine of planet! slurp. 14:35 "Stiff" was slang for "corpse" in American film, only something like 70 YEARS AGO. :(

[@Lisamiis]

That last facial expression though :) At least you made us laugh!

[@zaker721]

Seriously, this has been hilarious! Watching this was better than most intentional comedies. I was crying with laughter by the end of it, as the English descended farther and farther in abject incoherence. Wonderful!

[@jonL88]

That you made me enjoy this bad game shows how good your gameplay is :3

[@SignalFireProject]

Heheh, when the "monster" music stopped between the room and the hall, I half expected you to say something about the music budget running out. Hilarious!

[@DrHammerr]

I'm glad you're uploading more of these terrible games. This is Quality Entertainment!

[@Scriptor13]

Is that a fuel can in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? I agree with Alex, Jon, and Gordon. Keep posting the bad games, Chris--that way your hard work doesn't go unseen and we Cju addicts have more playthroughs to watch.

[@AlexOlinkiewicz]

21:45 Wow, I saw HarshlyCritical's playthrough of this game, and the exact same thing happened to him. Again, please always upload your playthroughs of awful games. Your opinions and views on them are so worth watching.

[@S.ZOEFELIX]

I love your channel because of blunders that you laugh at and get worked up over...

[@bendelundead]

Have you tried, "Murdered: Soul Suspect"? Barring certain annoying gameplay elements (item hunting during 'detective' sequences), the story, writing and supernatural themes it has might lend itself to a good series for the channel.

[@HunterRhia]

best broken english ever, loved it 😂👍

[@stevemcquark]

"Stiff" is american slang for corpse, used a lot in cop shows by the "Crude" characters.

[@zamora77786]

I did t realize it was strictly an American term. I'm actually amazed at how many people don't know what a stiff is.

[@CJUGames]

Oh I knew what he meant by it, but it's an odd attempt at foreign slang from a Russian

[@zaker721]

It was like a strange shot of 1940s film noir from out of nowhere.

[@twogoths7902]

yeah it sounds like a boner lol

[@adelle2676]

I don´t know your channel for long so I am still checking out these old videos, and they are all really great. Many people just avoid bad games, but when somebody nice plays it, it is fun.

[@tammievawter9477]

CJU "He plays the bad games so WE don't have to!" your new motto...thanks man

[@laurenmcconnell206]

Not that I want you to feel this frustrated, but I did love seeing you furious!

[@trevorblue4531]

19:30: If you go in the room the stiff comes out, its the ''room for doing the rituals!'' Evil decor! 20:05: If you go to the front door, you'll see why you can't ''leg it!'' 23:25: If you pull that and go back to the other closed door, its now open to reveal a neat Easter Egg!

[@nellie2m]

Lost it at "the dead people try to kill me"

[@anastasiademina1466]

thumbs up for the CJU effort to complete the game

[@meyvertekptyltd5599]

I've watched probably every gameplay video you've ever posted. And quite honestly - this one I've watched multiple times and enjoyed the most! Terrible game, hilarious translation that even you couldn't help to enjoy a giggle. And, most definitely the only game I can recall you got fucking super pissed off at - you were actually glowing red - I actually felt your pain because there are a plenty out there for free and actually working. I don't mind paying, but then the devs should hold up to every penny. I'm a part time developer and I have never released anything yet, but I sure as hell will not charge people for something (nor release it publicly) like this.

[@PugInATophat]

I honestly love your vids more than other you tubers. So fun to watch

[@7passionstar]

I watch this one over and over again because of the wacky translations and your hysterical reactions to them. Love it so much and always will! 😆

[@urshy7453]

Chris, your persistence playing this game is commendable. Thank you for showing us good games as well as bad. Phobia... such an incredible game!

[@shayoko6]

now you know why there are 9 save slots. this is a hard lesson to always use multiple save slots! it really is rare to see CJ get mad at a game. and he has been through many stressful ,tedious. piles of garbage!

[@jamiebates5522]

I think 'stiff' is most likely a mistranslation of corpse or something similar

[@titangamingserieslol6897]

I love the way u say "dog" it's like "dug"

[@AlessaNitara]

Just came across your channel for indie horror game reasons. I feel at home here. Really really enjoy the way you play and comment and laugh. Even bad games like this one here make a lot of fun to watch when you play them.

[@PeggyExMachina]

Omg as a long time subscriber of Kuplinov whom I stopped watching a couple of months ago and solemnly swore my allegiance to you sire I was dazzled, best freaking crossover 😂

[@7passionstar]

I am so glad you decided to upload this because it's hysterical and I've put it on my favorites list. 🤣

[@wuztron]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Incredible job.

[@panzerdragoon7]

Hey CJU, funny to see you come to basically the same conclusion as Harshlycritical. And actually the chase music is directly ripped from phobia. Keep em coming. Love your vids.

[@Shinigami41395]

This is just "we have Phobia 1.5 at home" the game.

[@pabloricardo2331]

Ohhh I love your comments Chris. Even the worsts games are fun to watch with you in it! Saludos!

[@StygianNightmare]

You're such a trooper! I'm sorry you had to go through this.

[@jamiebates5522]

This can only be described as 'Bootleg Phobia 1.5'

[@lordunconfirmed3861]

don't insult phobia 1.5

[@jamiebates5522]

I love Phobia 1.5, this comment definitely wasn't meant to insult it. I was just implying that Wooden House is like a bad version of Phobia. since it seems to have taken some inspiration from that game.

[@georgeharrison3726]

Now you need to play the Full Cursed Edition of this masterpiece. Featuring extra well written notes and more gameplay seconds of being chased by deads.

[@lilliangordon9567]

I laughed so hard watching this play through, u r my favorite cju!

[@Nader620]

Was laughingly enjoy comments of you

[@hoschi367]

It seems they fixed the saving&respawn issues later. But i had other annoying bugs: Items i needed to pick up didn't appear. And also to point directly on items and pick them up didn't work properly.

[@Revan225]

Hey CJU, sorry that the game upset you. Thanks for releasing it, as the broken translation was pretty funny. Thanks for making another interesting video.

[@zaraen]

Love your commentary and lets play. :) --"RUN" You: Nope! (My fav. part in this video)

[@twogoths7902]

In the USA, a stiff is a dead body.

[@chowzan9477]

Have you ever thought about playing the Resident Evil remake?

[@andrewpitt7773]

Love this video, watched it so so many times 😅

[@isisross4516]

At first, it was funny, but then when I saw how just overall upset you were with this game, I ended up feeling really bad for you. A good playthrough by you all the same, but I wish you were able to enjoy it more. You should always experience some level of happiness with the games you play, even if it's from how hilariously terrible it is.

[@MK_90X]

Been going through your videos for the past year or so, somehow I had missed this gem. Laughing my ass off watching it 🤣 the 'stiff', my god

[@SmoochieHD]

I will not lie , but this video was one of the best since a long time . I know that your channel is based on horror but this comedy was hilarious. I cried with laughter ! It was a breath of fresh air cj . I watched twice and I almost peed a little the second time of so much laugh . Good job mate . 8/7

[@jmm1233]

this makes martian gothic feel like an epic saga

[@ricksanchez7999]

This game does have a lot of potential reminds me of a minute of Amnesia. I wish it was a mansion though not a small house

[@amyback6228]

As horrible as it was you made me laugh so hard! Thanks for making me laugh. Ive been going stir crazy staying at home with my 2 month old and this helped!

[@isaiasjuarez9041]

The majority of the video I was just laughing my ass off 😂, Your the best man!!!

[@Natskygge]

I was reminded of this game today, when the algorith decided to gift me your playthrough. I think I played it downloaded from itch, but it could be another one haha I have a special place in my heart for shitty horror games. But all I am thinking is 'dude, you bought a summer house - didn't you inspect it beforehand like normal people?' hahaha All I know is that i would have noped the fuck out of there, and booked a plane to Mallorca.

[@Elothriel]

And noone knew that the real name of Ash T. Was Google

[@PaintedTurtle001]

This was hilarious! It wasn't too terrible: the house looked good, the skull doors were cool, the sound effects were cool. You've played and I've seen worse. Cheers 🙂👍

[@TheKevphil]

This is great, Chris! It may not be terrifying, but the fractured English is awesome! It reminds me of the commenters of political YT videos! Regardless of leanings, they all sound like 5th-grade dropouts. BTW: It's really good you have 60fps for this nail-biter!

[@alishaberger818]

What does Kuplinov's picture doing in this game lol

[@charlfoo]

Thank gods I'm drunk

[@jmm1233]

using silent hill 2 horn sound at 21:30

[@Kishy]

This was amazing hahaha, it was a rollercoaster of emotions lmao ;p

[@skelley4081]

The reall horror is having to repeat the game over and over. XD

[@azadahmedkhan]

How can I help you increase your subscribers. You are one of the best gamers streaming out there.

[@CarbonUnit6]

Hilariously bad games are good watching. More please.

[@S.ZOEFELIX]

22:51 "If you've been a long time viewer of my channel...eff off..." Wait, what? Oh, nevermind CJU just finally absorbed this games language errors...lol... Lol

[@FPrimusUnicron]

the drinking wine sound effect was anything but generic XD

[@IronSalamander8]

So they took a solid free indie horror game and made a poor copy of it and charged for it... >.

[@CJUGames]

And schmucks like me bought it.

[@lordunconfirmed3861]

This guy probably saw a playthrough of Phobia on youtube, noticed that the game was free and thought: "Oh, hey! Look, a good indie free horror game! Let's copy and paste it, make it one thousand times worse and then sell it with a different title screen and name! PROFITTT! $$$$!"

[@ricksanchez7999]

Or like a small house that grows as you progress ... I should make games lol maybe one day

[@neonsponge37]

Someone is an Evil Dead fan lol

[@SmallLilDemon]

I laughed my head off at the grammar in this game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@samyelts8498]

is this like Last Door?

[@zeratulcraft]

Omg this game. Best/worst ever. Edit: Ugh the crashing. Yeah that's terrible. Don't worry, we'll buy you a beer or two for entertaining us so well.

[@lisarn6552]

I LOVED IT, LOL, should do your facial expressions all the time! The 'stiff ' part was hilarious 😁

[@tellitaMS]

I love your comments xD are the best hahahaha

[@drysilk]

There is a stiff??!! 😂 😂 😂

[@Zombiekiller707]

lol stiff is slang for dead body.

[@liana5833]

A stiff? Lol

[@titangamingserieslol6897]

Where do u live

[@HarrietKassner]

LOL Honestly this cracked me up 😂😂 Have you heard of ComicsNix? He is a TERRIBLE fan fiction writer and his English language reminds me of this 😂😂

[@alekpo2000]

wow this guy is been making like 20 games a year all whit the same house and various levels of content like he sold this game 100 times already whit different names! at least now got some content in it

[@BASSOSOVIETICO1987]

Great, you've also made a bonus!! That's awesome! If I would have two likes to share I would double like this. And I've just noticed that my writing english sometimes looks like this one. And I also do subscribe Kuplinov but don't enjoy him very, tend to scream too much like old pewdiepie.

[@luneellise21]

let's be honest, stiffs do smell a bit.

[@benstone5038]

And this got released on steam? so buggy lol

[@katiezellers7106]

Man, these bad games are making me want to redownload Unity and continue my projects.

[@Fischer_king]

Stiff = corpse

[@romanv5723]

Smells like copy rights ;) and went straight to phobia after watching this mess

[@tlchimes]

I watched this whole thing just to make sure you got your views to make up for all you went through.

[@UberNinjaOfDoom]

Enjoying commented yur posted.

[@kaarsel]

This was hilariously bad.

[@bumblebee-ds6kw]

hahahahah 19:18. i cant stop laughing hahahahaha

[@Toshibbbb]

thanks for suffering for us XD

[@blarmy827]

Lmao tell us how you really feel cju 😂 lol damn my dude…. Feeling a bit feisty during this playthrough? Didn’t seem like you really wanted to ply it even before you started… everything just went downhill from there lol

[@kristenritch6617]

lmao......

[@ufosubject6494]

I..I can't even...i can't even talk about how much this disrespects Phobia 1.5. Seriously. Look at that basement. I..i can't. This guy should be banned from making games.

[@darrellbenbrook6622]

Damn who made this? Bethesda?

[@Mysterygamer]

I just bought this lol

[@simplypsych6697]

LOL

[@batarasiagian9635]

Thanks for the input. I now know enough to avoid this turd. :)

[@nannettebattista3047]

Plans from stodoys sites have different difficulties, but everyone will find something for themselves.

[@Faraklin]

Oh Dear, this game was a real mess..

[@nourezzat6384]

ahhahaahhaha this is hilarious