Woody Reviews: Top 5 Worst G.I. Joe Classified Series Figures

[@alejandrocaracciolo5975]

The first version of Snake Eyes has gummy articulations, and is very difficult to stand up.

[@felixalfredo3274]

model 00 or 02?

[@danbadd]

I love Firefly.

[@RemyJackson]

Lt. Falcon with his "Sean Penn just bit into a lemon" expression on his face

[@happiaxxident]

Gridiron Studios offer a number of 1:12 scale Crossbows. Get one of those and you can keep Scarlets crossbow as is.

[@coris3436]

Another good list, Agee with all of them. I hope they come out with a better baroness too not really a fan of the one presently out. Scarlet as a stand alone figure isn’t good but she looks great on the ram cycle due to her being a little smaller than the male figures

[@andrewtaylor940]

Walmart has a 6" Classified Retro version that matches her 1984-85 look.

[@mikepowers9486]

I never bought and never will buy, Falcon. Just way too ugly. Looks like some scary puppet. Never Bought that Roadblock either. Very happy I got the Amazon one. One figure I like but HATE at the same time is Major Bludd. If my cat farts anywhere in the house his #%#@$& rockets fall out of his backpack. His backpack will fall off. God forbid he falls over and its a complete yard sale. Helmut, rockets, backpack, dog tags, all just scatter like cockroaches when the lights come on. I also will never get pimp Destro either.

[@meshuggah434]

Yep. I believe everyone knew Falcon was going to be number one. 😂

[@brandonr8269]

Hasbro owes us all a new head for free, at least.

[@meshuggah434]

@@brandonr8269 Agreed!

[@kureed79]

Why can hasbro make BBQ a removable helmet like Scrap Ion and Falcon should have pistol and holster with it.

[@tmoore2010]

Hated: Duke, Original Alley Viper in orange, Vipers in any color, Zartan, Scarlett, Baroness, RB, Outback, Destro, Falcon, Firefly. Including Redondo, Gung ho and Dusty Loves; Snake Eyes and Timber, Flint, Jaye, Bludd, Storm Shadow org. cobra troopers of any variant and BH. Middle ground: Stalker, the twins, bats. Anything else I haven't owned or held in hand

[@Jedi_On_The_Gray_Path]

My BBQs backpack peg did snap off. I had to drill it out and put a pin in it and the backpack to super glue it together. It's hella strong now though.

[@ultracarterzilla6939]

I hated what they did to the classified Lt. Falcon head and what I don’t like about it which is just my opinion is that the shotgun he comes with isn’t good to me as I would’ve loved for him to have an AA-12 shotgun instead.

[@brandonr8269]

Valaverse has the AA 12 in their Delta(?) weapons pack. It's my goto now for both Shipwreck and Beach Head.

[@ultracarterzilla6939]

@@brandonr8269 I gave my 3.75 pursuit of cobra city strike beachhead the AA-12 shotgun from Marauders and he looks way badass with the AA-12.

[@brandonr8269]

@@ultracarterzilla6939 yeah

[@andrewtaylor940]

I would have given all of the Snake eyes movie figures a spot as a group. They count. They are part of the numbered series. But reduced paint apps. Reduced accesories, shitty QC. The best is probably the Baroness who is at least distinct. Scarlett would have been decent if they had painted the top and bottom of her thighs (btw the Jet Pack from the Target Exclusive late 80's Black Widow fits and looks great on her). Storm shadow and Snake Eyes have good sculpts, meh articulation and almost no paint whatsoever. And the movie only Ninja Chick who's name I could not be bothered with is by far the worst.

[@TheBigBigSean]

ML RYV Peter Parker head works as a great replacement for Falcon head. Just need a little putty tack.

[@zerovalon6243]

Lt Nerd. I have personally upgraded him myself. I recommend if you can find the dnd movie figure of Chris Pine, get it and switch the heads. I use the falcon head for a face for my steel troopers jetpack male figure.

[@campbellruleV1kiwiGI]

What a great video mate

[@victoralexandrino3966]

Zartan and Barbecue are great figures. Very good job, i prefer BBQ MAD MARAUDERS color.

[@completecarnage]

Barbecue is my number one least favorite in the line. Good call on that one. We do have a better Scarlett, the Origins version actually isn’t bad just very skimpy on weapons.

[@brandonr8269]

Yeah, I can't stand Classified Barbecue. I hate the facepiece and I hate that he has no option to take off is helmet and facepiece. Does hasbro think firefighters run around with their SCBA on all the time?

[@andrewtaylor940]

He would be much better with a head. I wonder if one of the extra heads from the Snake Eyes movie would work for him. Or an unhelmeted Power Ranger head?

[@brandonr8269]

Have to start looking. Already used the extra Snake Eyes head on Desert Rat from Action Force@@andrewtaylor940

[@bigbacon9111]

I can honestly say that I don't disagree with the faults you highlighted.

[@wa.tashi_]

Zartan and that repaint Scarlett are GOOD figures Whatchu talkin about?!

[@mylefteye]

Yea that Falcon is a.... ugh... I mean his face says it all lol 😅

[@buellscool1]

Road Blocks gun (what is it?) where's the 50 cal?

[@Woodys_Bunker]

Oddly enough, no Roadblock in the Classified line has a 50 cal. The only one that came close was the Heavy Artillery Roadblock, which came with a minigun.

[@sinned5852]

Idk my artic ss is my least favorite he feels so much different and cheap compared to all other figures and it's a shame because he was the one I was excited about

[@davegoodwin1848]

Too bad this was 4 months before the new Firefly came out with his super loose joints and torso.

[@jimtilley1158]

I hate the first version of Snake-Eyes

[@jonathandavis2506]

These figures are ok

[@jontuell5338]

WHAAA...? Scarlett was the best fig from that group for the most part. What about that rotten@$$ CobraCommander? I mean if you are picking on the original game-inspired figures. Btw, I don't think the legs on Firefly is a universal problem. I don't have any problems w/ mine, but I could be lucky I guess. So for modern figures, how about any of those trash female ninjass? Maybe the new TF Dusty? Shipwreck's kinda weak sauce too if we're gonna throw ole Dusty under the bus. Idk, seems a little lopsided of a list, but thanks for doing it anyway

[@pixelforge4858]

need to clarify in the title what size joes you are talking about

[@mattdbf]

The original Gung-ho is pretty bad.

[@felixalfredo3274]

Zartan,really?

[@alfonso6589]

The baroness is a perfect figure. I disagree completely with your review. Maybe you should practice standing Figures so you can improve and not be so stymied I mean, the idea that you would put her in second to worst place is ludicrous. Any snake Eyes figure would be more deserving to be there.

[@aryashadowfall1828]

You watch Fwoosh's review of her? He does state he had problems with her too.

[@alfonso6589]

@aryashadowfall1828 I think my previous comment had a period in the wrong place and was making it confusing. I edited it so that it makes more sense.

[@aryashadowfall1828]

Actually I was pointing out that on this video of opinions in the creator's collection that someone else had the same problem he is. Also he isn't stopping the progress of anything with his opinion of Baroness. In all honesty the more people that point out a problem the more likely it will be fixed in future versions of the product.

[@alfonso6589]

@aryashadowfall1828 Fair enough. But I did not say he couldn't do that. I said I disagreed with him. Because to me it is a perfect figure since I do not have any problem whatsoever standing her up. Plus to my opinion, that is not enough of a reason, nor are any of the ones that he states to list her as the second worst. It's my opinion as much as his was his and you can disagree with it too. But I stand by what I wrote.

[@aryashadowfall1828]

I agree you're both entitled to your opinions. Just don't agree with how you originally phrased yours. Like anything produced in mass there will be differences in each.

[@etocdec]

Almost agree with you but the gold destro should be number one and falcon not every joe should be good looking he is diffrent and it works.

[@jeromepowell1873]

He needs to at least look close to the way he looked on the show and original figure.

[@mikepowers9486]

He at least shouldn't look like a possessed puppet.

[@completecarnage]

Profit Director Destro is what a repaint should be with new original accessories. Glad that one didn’t make this list.

[@brandonr8269]

I like Pimpin' Destro