We had a dude who did this once. Turns out he tossed water at the base commander......dude had extra duty till the day he left
@bobbyhill5067 Жыл бұрын
@@mikemarek6243dude thats a rip 🪦
@fcommies Жыл бұрын
@@mikemarek6243didn't happen.
@grinchiestgrinch728911 ай бұрын
That spin tho 😂😂
@baddiesluvme11 ай бұрын
had a karen neighbor yelling at me and some buddies for “being loud” while we played catch at 8:30. 2nd time she came over and screamed and threatened us. told my dad, he went over there with a buddy and knocked on the door. after a little back and forth the husband comes flying out the front door “GET THE FUCK BACK TO YOUR HOUSE AND GET THOSE KIDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE” my dad goes “BITCH WE ARE THE POLICE AND NOW YOURE GETTING ARRESTED FOR DISORDERLY CONDUCT” and proceeded to arrest him for disorderly conduct. i sat in the front window drinking a caprisun with my buddies while the on duty officers showed up and took him to jail.
@bigthonk735 Жыл бұрын
"Stay warm airman" "Go ahead and put the vehicle in park and turn off the engine for me"
@roxywyndham Жыл бұрын
I told an airman this the other night, felt good 😏
@rev3ll90611 ай бұрын
@@roxywyndhamcap af
@Kma9910711 ай бұрын
@@rev3ll906think they mentioned the fuxked them
@rev3ll90611 ай бұрын
@@Kma99107 if it’s Sec Fo, then yeah for sure
@IneedAFIXfast10 ай бұрын
@@rev3ll906 It's a Rvi you can legit do it to anyone
@dannydersman893211 ай бұрын
"It's a hot one today, isn't it Airman?" "Oh yes sir, a scorcher. Anyway you've been randomly selected for a vehicle inspection. Go ahead and pull your car into the search area and step out."
@FOWBOWZ10 ай бұрын
💀💀💀 filthy
@emaldonadokpcr10 ай бұрын
Damn I love reading these before I go to basics.. learning so much I wouldn't learn otherwise 😂
@Kuzumai10 ай бұрын
hit em with the RAM every time lmao
@ziggbeats3410 ай бұрын
I spit out my liqour at this lol😂😂😂
@babybreezzyy7 ай бұрын
lmfaooo thats why you never make any small talk tryna be nice😂😂😂
@SleepingSoldier Жыл бұрын
"Drinkin' and shit."
@tiga107911 ай бұрын
Yeah we all heard the video, thank you for having the same ability as a parrot. I bet your mom is so happy that you take up oxygen for smart people
@samtenniswood958811 ай бұрын
@@tiga1079u that insecure?
@tyrenrobb11 ай бұрын
@@tiga1079bro he was saying that was his favorite part, now go back to scrolling through shorts for hours and being a bum
@Heydfujr11 ай бұрын
@@tiga1079nigga you hurt 😂
@BullsMahunny11 ай бұрын
@@tiga1079 be butthurt more, gaeboi
@CinnyRekt Жыл бұрын
the “awh shit, I AM THE COPS” made me lose it 😂
@williamk2803 Жыл бұрын
He went full Denzel , “you wanna go to jail or you wanna go home” 😂😂😂
@hunterl8369 Жыл бұрын
Hit the gate guards with "ya stayin warm?" And he threw snow at me asking if I'm warm 😂 (it was -30 outside)
@jacobc5571 Жыл бұрын
Where you stationed? Alaska?
@Bingbong1226 Жыл бұрын
@@jacobc5571probably stationed at moms home and never served
@Tw0Dots11 ай бұрын
@@Bingbong1226he was asking about the guy who made the comment. Not your lifestory
@nossta524211 ай бұрын
@@Tw0DotsHow slow are you
@QS4LBanks11 ай бұрын
@@nossta5242lmao
@Dominic2160710 ай бұрын
This dude held so much authority when he said “SKIDADDLE” 😂😅
@keelerrobinson577211 ай бұрын
“That’s not mine!” “It’s yours today!”
@tyrrellfair2655 Жыл бұрын
I think I’m guilty of coming through gate saying that one!😂
@susanwanjiru-fp5hh10 ай бұрын
😅😅😅
@calhountubbs40313 ай бұрын
Buddy was tired of people's shit. He had a cup waiting on the next one. "I pity the fool!" Lol 😆 🤣
@babylon84327 күн бұрын
Hey Man Im glad I found your page. Military humor at its finest 😂😂
@QUENtin-wq7jx Жыл бұрын
I wonder how folks in the navy troll each other wit water
@ptauszig Жыл бұрын
They use water based lubricants 😅
@yohancejohnson3465 Жыл бұрын
All Of the Navy doesn't see any Water # Seabees 🐝 we Build we Fight
@giffymoney3832 Жыл бұрын
Might’ve had a answer to that except I’m a UT (Seabees)💪🏽
@yohancejohnson3465 Жыл бұрын
@@giffymoney3832 I tell people all the time that everyone in the Navy doesn't see water lol
@SirBoopBoop10 ай бұрын
I learned quickly to never say these 3 statements to security forces at the gate: "Stay warm." (In the winter) "Stay cool." (In the summer) "Stay dry" (During monsoon season)
@anitasamazonbeautyblog424016 күн бұрын
“Do you know who my husband is?!”
@emzzzzz0998 Жыл бұрын
Nah nah that’s when they put the cones in the front and back of the vehicle and say go ahead and turn it off and step out and pop the hood. It’s full search time. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 We are all about to be wet today.
@theidealest755821 күн бұрын
Skedaddle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@wrngholeonichan Жыл бұрын
These are those intrusive thoughts he wishes he’d say, while he’s actually saying yes sir 😂
@lomo18fb Жыл бұрын
I'm not in the military but this was hilarious
@eyelockianmage53111 ай бұрын
He threw alcohol on him 🤣🤣 the perfect crime. “He spilled it on himself”
@jmm0091 Жыл бұрын
"You staying warm?" Use to hate that question at the ECP 🤣🤣🤣
@Gorgonzolataintedsack11 ай бұрын
I’m a delivery man and this is exactly how I feel when customers tell me to “try and stay out the heat” in this 108 degree weather 😂
@tpeoples3516 Жыл бұрын
This was basically Denzel in training Day when he was like "you wanna go to jail or you wanna go home" 😂
@harrykirkii39810 ай бұрын
"Its yours today." 😂
@skan1crucial37011 ай бұрын
It’s the “go to work wet” for me 😅🤣🤣💀
@xbleepxbloopx341111 ай бұрын
"Drinkin' an' shit" at the end had me dying
@iamdangerous518911 ай бұрын
"It's yours today" "I am the cops" Explains it all 😂😂😂
@alexblok88325 күн бұрын
“Drinking and shit!” killed me…
@parklogo11 ай бұрын
"You stayin dry?" "Pullover to the side for a random vehicle search 😐"
@standelasanantone21809 ай бұрын
Comedically accurate representation of the OTT characteristics of some SPs
@Damien-ob1ev22 күн бұрын
This is hilarious 😅😂
@albellansfeld21111 ай бұрын
I've said the warmth thing pop up and I told them how to fix it. So I was an aircraft mechanic and there is this generator made specifically for heating. It also has hoses/ducts you can attach to route said heat so what I told the gate guards to do is get ahold of age tell em to get a heater cart to the gate and use the ducts to route the airflow down the back of their ballistic vest. You may end up looking a bit like a marshmallow but it'll keep you warm no problem.
@cameronvandygriff704810 ай бұрын
Youd be the reason we all in the office getting write ups cause id try it in a heartbeat XD
@TFlo10206 ай бұрын
@@cameronvandygriff7048only if you're the goober keeping the hose in while checking ID's
@vincent.vanhout11 ай бұрын
We’d always have that one that hits you with “Stay dry!” when it’s clearly a monsoon and raining sideways in Hawaii. Yeah I’ll sure try, haven’t thought about that one before
@BorderlineBoomer885 ай бұрын
Bro don't stop making videos this shit always slaps 😂
@Livyluv411 ай бұрын
“Ahhh shit I AM THE COPS!” 😭
@jeremiahdawson565524 күн бұрын
Love this guy
@TeamUmizoomie10 ай бұрын
Nah as soon as they ask are you staying dry that’s when you say…go ahead and put it in park for me… and do a 20 min inspection and make them late for work. 😂😂😂😂
@jamesbrunette70819 ай бұрын
MP here "Stay Dry" "Cold Enough for You" "Stay warm guys" "Why aren't you guys doing your job and getting these cars through"
@user-mw2oj4lp4f23 күн бұрын
That’s wild
@xavierloz674624 күн бұрын
😅 at least you staying warm...
@ahoued4211 ай бұрын
It's the "skidaddle" for me every time😂😂😂😂😂
@CapComicsExposed11 ай бұрын
Facts
@SOULEATERHILLS Жыл бұрын
I like the fake drinkin charge he threatened to give him😂
@kiethmergard Жыл бұрын
I especially liked how he tried to insinuate he can’t be arrested for assault, because he is the police. It made me laugh a lot.
@user-bc1tx6ml5z5 ай бұрын
"It's YOURS TODAY!" KILLED ME!!!!
@chrisConvict11 ай бұрын
Bro that doom sound be killing me cause u know it's up that's the climax
@Lord_Nidus11 ай бұрын
I feel this video so much.
@kennethsouthard60425 ай бұрын
Main Gate at every base I was at had a big structure over it to keep gate guards out of the weather as well as a nice warm gate shack. Walking the stone on the flight line out in the snow for a whole shift with no vehicle, no gate shack and no heater with the the wind chill really sucked. Many times you had a gate shack with heat in it, but your shift commander wouldn't let you use it, as he felt it looked better to have you walking the stone.
@Arieal.9 ай бұрын
that last sniff was unnecessary 😭😭
@venomousrecon7450 Жыл бұрын
What’s the NSN for that jacket, might have to get me one the ol’ gortex just isn’t cutting it 😂
@lostinlowes2081 Жыл бұрын
Yo lmk too I was wondering the same thing
@lilshark752011 ай бұрын
@@lostinlowes2081 lmkk
@elliotbruce717311 ай бұрын
Dude is straight up genius. Doesn't even skip a beat!
@demnbrown10 ай бұрын
Option c is always on the table and that is catching assault charge
@Jay-dz1qy Жыл бұрын
The sound effect along with him throwing the water really got me 🤣
@Go4i.t5 ай бұрын
My boy... you so have a future in acting. I pray Hollywood will notice you... I mean it... you have talent. The way you talk behave and face change from comedy to serious is awesome and convincing... ive seen a lot of you guys videos... 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@jordanhicks5131 Жыл бұрын
This dude with the hands in the pockets.....its like he walks on the grass too
@miggyrodriguez8319 Жыл бұрын
afi lets us have our hands in our pockets lmaoo
@caroleastmond9064 Жыл бұрын
He is so talented, so good, and so funny!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉
@gabec249410 ай бұрын
I found out that a smart ass comment is countered with a "pull over and pop the trunk"
@blivmash12819 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Man, I needed this laugh 😂😂😂
@Osama-Bon-Jovi-0110 ай бұрын
Bros really wearing a hood over his beret 💀
@kennethsouthard60425 ай бұрын
I know that would have gotten you an LOR back in when I was in.
@shaynebartlett790010 ай бұрын
Yup somethings never change. Stay warm, stay cool stay awake.
@BrandobeastBrandobeastАй бұрын
The fuckin turn around ahh shit I am the cops🤣
@thomasgibson6564 Жыл бұрын
Love them airforce gloves
@2ndAmendmentRules88Ай бұрын
I asked the gate guard at Luke AFB if he's staying cool out here and he made me pull to the side for an inspection and made me get out and it took about 25 minutes for that inspection to be done. If i remember correctly it was roughly 110 degrees that day and there was no shade where he had me pull to, lesson learned lol. Just pull up, show your CAC card, and just say thank you and have a good day and move on, they WILL make you regret those types of questions.
@kiethmergard Жыл бұрын
That gate guard is always doing something amusing.
@AaleahsJourney16 күн бұрын
It’s the “Scadadal!” For me 🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️
@ericc.20611 ай бұрын
Telling an officer to “SKEDADDLE”.. killed me.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Like: “Gon get somewhere.”🤣🤣🤣
@ayeyuh23210 ай бұрын
“go to work wet 😢”
@jeffmcbusa Жыл бұрын
Hands in pockets........ 1st sign you're a POG.
@eatyourcereal9580 Жыл бұрын
Are you even in the military??
@jeffmcbusa Жыл бұрын
@@eatyourcereal9580 not anymore. I was 2 battalion 505 parachute infantry regiment. I'm 62 now. How about you? Never mind 8 know you weren't. Can't hang......
@888nevik Жыл бұрын
Air Force AFI allows it
@eatyourcereal9580 Жыл бұрын
@@jeffmcbusa Actually I’m in the reserves as a munitions specialist while I go to college so I can be a full-time CRO in 2 years…
@aniquinstark4347 Жыл бұрын
There's nothing impressive about making yourself uncomfortable for no reason
@nicktimmis9040 Жыл бұрын
I feel your pain on the "stay dry" thing, but why are your hands in your pockets?
@bilge-rat Жыл бұрын
Air Force allows it
@BoatmayneThaUnsinkable10 ай бұрын
Never get tired of seeing boot ass nerds complain about hands in pockets, you gotta be a real fucking dork to care about shit as insignificant as that
@lello203110 ай бұрын
Read a AFI
@MaceOfSpades5 Жыл бұрын
I love these Skits
@townrumor Жыл бұрын
🥴Dude was drinking them fire ☄️
@noelsalisbury74485 ай бұрын
I swear he should go and be the next EDDIE MURPHY over in Hollywood This guy is funny /serious. The best funny.
@kevinsaulters975020 күн бұрын
It don't rain in the military it rains on the military ohhh that liquid sunshine
@sameasnone Жыл бұрын
Facts you guys use to drink during shift all the time on third shift when I worked the flight line
@droidgamer638510 ай бұрын
Shiiiit I flinched at the water 😂😂
@GolemOfMagic11 ай бұрын
that yes I can its yours today got me good ahh real good one lad
@bosshogg833523 күн бұрын
Skidaddle
@youngjefe695810 ай бұрын
Literally me as a UPS driver when it’s pissing cats and dogs and people say… “stay dry” 😂
@bibulch110 ай бұрын
This the reason why I don't mess with guards when coming to work😂
@Sneakilla21511 ай бұрын
I am the cops is KRAZYY 😅😂😂
@youcanthandlethetruthlol162929 күн бұрын
I have mother nature number if you need it…😂😂
@matthewwinters4404 Жыл бұрын
I love this guy
@charlesmontain57436 ай бұрын
I love how you never used one cuss word and you were still funny.
@schianomario68Ай бұрын
the soldier is absolutely right
@QueenGstoryline9 ай бұрын
Thank you for the good clip that made the world a lot brighter.
@user-hg6ly1fb8jАй бұрын
Love this guy classic 😄😄😄😄😄😄
@AlexDunnIt11 ай бұрын
“Drinkin n shit!” That got me so good damn
@Badbooch1910 ай бұрын
The way he threw it in his face🤣🤣
@matthplays-231211 ай бұрын
I like looping this and imagine that every single car in the line gers the same treatment
@TheBlessingBabes9 ай бұрын
Skeeeeedaddle. Funny as shit bruh.
@adammercado88565 ай бұрын
You are so hilarious😂😂😂
@CursetheVandal9 ай бұрын
Drinkin an shit XD at the end like bruh YOU KNOWWWW YOU MADE THAY UP :p hahaha
@S9RiDeRs11 ай бұрын
it was the "skedaddle" that did it for me.
@frankchen82937 ай бұрын
Real chair force, I like this one
@yeweston14116 ай бұрын
Bro said “guhworrwhet 🥺” bruh im dead
@emcameye10 ай бұрын
Bruh, why his hands in his pockets give me PTSD?!
@valinov19 ай бұрын
Love these guys
@samswilly145 ай бұрын
Bro I loves these lol
@Baglyfeyung9 ай бұрын
When he threw water at him 😂
@moviesandfilms4you9 ай бұрын
Only The Command Sargent Major controls the weather
@faheemjohnson704810 ай бұрын
It's Yours Today...... This Is So Funny.....The Entire Clip...😅😂😂😂