Unreliable Narrator | Slay the Princess (3)

[@EnvyMizuhashi]

15:29 Narrator: And as it were to happen, both Woolie and the Princess were on the same page, washing away Reggie's enthusiasm twofold.

[@CountofBleck]

Gotta admit, this princess, this princess has a good head on her shoulders.

[@yofashizzle123]

“so, no head?” (he stabs her)

[@ragnar3434]

Or not, depending.

[@Blarglesnarfe]

As soon as I started the video and saw this comment, I knew what would happen.

[@krishonk7754]

She's forward thinking, too She always seems to be one step ahead

[@Velvetx4cove]

I mean... She has a pretty good head off her shoulders, too.

[@mynaemismoos]

7:00 Reggie’s nonchalant singing of the Price is Right theme after “Come on down” and Woolie’s absolute non-reaction to it caused more laughter here than it probably should have.

[@fist-of-doom487]

The body is weird incremental damage both hurts more and is more dangerous specifically because it’s so small that the body does less to deal with it. A paper cut hurts more scraping yourself on concrete, a lost limb is less dangerous than a slit wrist. All because your body notices the damage and says “it’s too small to be a problem”

[@GoldLight73]

Tags: Bondage, amputation, decapitation, existentialism

[@ceresbane]

Honestly? There's nothing more untrustworthy than a princess with an American accent.

[@Nostroman_Praetor]

Prisoner is my second favorite after Damsel. Ignoring the fact that the process of getting them is a one step difference, She slits her throat in a situation where there's no other way to get the chains off lol. Badass.

[@Zfglx]

It is a shame that Woolie didn't convince the Narrator to give them the "Evidence."

[@thexenoist3493]

Princesses contribute to society by preventing war with the Bulgars via marriage alliances.

[@juanjuri6127]

look i keep hearing this but buddy, my medieval total war and crusader kings runs say otherwise

[@ranoutofnames298]

Did a byzantine noble write this?

[@jackpollard550]

YO, Fight Princess is easily my favorite princess so far.

[@benjaminarnold51]

My friend, there is a Fight Princess, but this one ain't it. Hopefully Woolie gets to see her.

[@ragnar3434]

​@@benjaminarnold51there is no way in hell they don't encounter a fight princess

[@jfp4life]

This was more Grapple princess than Fight princess

[@lweaver2988]

@@ragnar3434 never doubt woolie's ability to miss the coolest shit despite actively trying to find the content.

[@aleg719]

Woolie: knife play is cringe ooh punchgirl with chains

[@wumbojet]

I mean, punchgirl is implied to be athletic and trained, and not at all implied to punch in the bedroom, but knife play is otherwise

[@aleg719]

@@wumbojet No that punchgirl in chain clearly wanted to kill you

[@wumbojet]

@@aleg719 that was not a punchgirl, that was a strangle girl

[@PotionSmeller]

Big words from Woolie the knife addict.

[@NewPhoneWhoThis52]

Slay the Princess Requiem.

[@shinvaX]

29:43 Certified Strive Baiken vs Potenkin moment here.

[@BL-9065]

I'm getting hooked on this series more than I've gotten hooked on most TV series in the past. You two have no idea how quickly I clicked the notification for this!

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

I gotta say, you two handled the Prisoner route with absolutely _surgical_ precision. Every other let's player I've ever sees either blabs about the looping, fails the gambit or both (mostly both), or they do something dumb just to have a goof. You two played the game of looking like you were at each other's throats _and_ escorted the head out without missing a beat. Probably the best possibly case for a Prisoner route.

[@pedrox20000]

Getting stuck in the chains also works, and lets you interact with her more

[@ethanotoroculus1060]

@@pedrox20000 I guess from a story perspective it's kinda fun, but in terms of helping her out of there it takes _way_ longer even if it has the same result with less of the bloodshed. Also, not that this rlly matters but I've kinda seen it done to death with lets players who get the Prisoner.

[@LostSnowdrift]

10:25 SO sad Woolie didn't go the punchgirl route here

[@jawwer00]

Adversary is GOATed

[@Suitswonderland]

Dude, the wrist thing, when I was in the homeless units some guy was drunk and he came in and took a knife out and slit his wrist infront of me and like the blood just splat on the ground then stopped, like one splat of blood, the vein was hanging out his wrist and he was like trying too get more blood out of it by squeezing his arm, he was shocked he stopped bleeding so fast too, I got the knife off him after a bunch of nightmare and like I am sparing some of the more gory and horrifying details because I don't want people picturing it (I told the story too much and seen a bad reaction)

[@Suitswonderland]

They all left in an ambulance and stuff and the last words said too me from two police officers "You should clean that up" referring too the blood pool on the floor then the door shut and I was left alone, and you know what? The fucking guy who slit his wrist stole my weed bro, like not even joking, then he came back from the hospital all laughing saying "I owe you a joint" like bro ;___;

[@binkiebrew]

Jesus. Oh my God. It's so sad that the government has failed you all to the point where he was pushed to do something like that.

[@yoriavila4308]

I wonder if they'll ever enter the basement with no knife. Maybe then the Princess will finally be a-head of the narrator from the start.

[@Birthday888]

I personally doubt it. Woolie seems to think that bringing the knife down will always give him more options since he can always drop it. That's going to bite him in the end, I think.

[@yoriavila4308]

@@Birthday888 Atleast they are slowly starting to side with the princess more, but going into the basement without the knife leads to a few of the best routes in my opinion that are not found otherwise. With the best one in my opinion being {SPOILERS BELOW} The Thorn with Voice of Smitten

[@yoriavila4308]

@@Birthday888 {MORE SPOILERS} In my opinion, the best route they could discover if they do continue taking the knife in the basement would be The Nightmare. "Moment of Clarity" and the "Face Reveal into Flashback" sent it rocketing to my second favourite route just bellow Thorn.

[@JackgarPrime]

@@yoriavila4308 The one I'm hoping for is just for them to get The Adversary.

[@HumanoidCableDreads]

00:28 STONE COLD! IT'S STONE COLD!

[@ProvostZarakov]

Best lp this year so far

[@GanguroKonata]

41:06 "this final state is not good or evil, irs everything" or put another way, i am all of me

[@Revealingstorm.]

Hopefully they get to a chapter 3 eventually

[@hassanico9999]

Once.

[@kode-man23]

It’s crazy, I always got chapter three in every route. I didn’t even realize that you get end a route after chapter two until I started looking at guides 😂 I got chained up right along with her on this route during my second play through.

[@leithaziz2716]

For a game that I only heard about recently, this is a pretty cool concept that's surprisingly engaging.

[@ascendedsleeper7820]

29:42 Tonight on Woolie Versus: THE MULTITUDE TIGHTENS ITS HOLD...

[@TheCthultist]

You’re on a path in the woods…

[@EmperorSeth]

Oh, hey! This was my first route when I played the game. Though the end result was decidedly different for me. I took the long way out.

[@no1important777]

please god get to beast princess.

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

I will never forget getting Vored. I still see it when I close my eyes.

[@PrimeTF]

This sounds like [MADE IN HEAVEN] to me.

[@sadv3]

1:09 The jokes on you I'm into that shit.

[@RossMirage]

I'm gonna let you know that the decapitation part is 100% gonna get flagged, so get ready to censor that.

[@JTF374]

Voice of the Anarchist, let's go?

[@JackgarPrime]

You're on a path in the woods.

[@Dragonsmana]

The Narrator is just Volition lmao.

[@blackskullknight9062]

Nah the narrator is Authority

[@Dragonsmana]

@@blackskullknight9062 Also a fair comparison..

[@jbark678]

Who are the other voices? 🤣

[@Dirtyblue929]

Nah, the Hero voice is closer to Volition. The Narrator has... _motives..._

[@Dragonsmana]

@@Dirtyblue929 Narrator and Volition both have a hard on for putting a girl to death, and a weird sense of pride in being "right" was the comparison I was going for lol.

[@sunkeyavad6528]

1:45 He's not wrong.

[@kinkin5633]

Huh. I expected the adversary route this time.

[@tostisgood]

Well well well that’s a lot of

[@shawnlarkin9373]

female god helping young gods mind from parasite

[@petesematary]

So, no head?

[@austinlove8821]

February 29, 2024 1:28pm

[@austinlove8821]

18:47 Yikes 😬

[@austinlove8821]

19:37 interesting

[@austinlove8821]

25:11 wink

[@austinlove8821]

29:30 boss fight!

[@austinlove8821]

32:00 …well this escalated

[@Dracobyte]

Let's goooo!!!

[@RazSofer-xh3qs]

How much you want to bet Woolie got a white princess in his basement?

[@AeonCalcos95]

Maybe I’m missing it, but do ever see the Hero’s body before you commit to any act? Cause if not then the only time we’ve seen a good look at him is when he’s all beelzebubbed

[@joinsideke]

We see his lizard arm.

[@AeonCalcos95]

@@joinsideke Every time he picks up the blade? Is there an actual frame of animation where we see his demon hand pick up the blade in every scenario? If not then the only time we see it is after any damage is already done

[@conspiracypanda1200]

​​@@AeonCalcos95It's hard to see in the video, but the cursor is actually the protagonist's gnarly monster hand. It even changes to holding the blade whenever you decide to pick it up. Also, almost all special scenes will have the hands appear once or twice. It's supposed to be a thing that catches people a bit off guard when first encountered, then remains a mystery for the player to wonder "why do i look like that tho. I wanna see more!" as they progress.

[@AeonCalcos95]

@@conspiracypanda1200 Thank you. I just figured the hero was a regular guy then gets shapeshifted after doing something fucked up. Now it’s even weirder that he just looks like that all the time. Crazy how the Princess (as of this video) hasn’t mentioned it like at all.

[@joinsideke]

@@AeonCalcos95 Well, we know nothing about the setting. Could be a fantasy world where lizard people are normal.