Work Slander

[@mohammadkhizar3464]

I believe this probably is a cry for help

[@Klethna]

Nah this just be how work is.

[@Tobezz]

Hmmmm.....

[@plastoaide]

I mean putting chad as the picture of working and making 0 money, this is definitely a cry for help 😭

[@kystyldydog4190]

@The Supreme Leader bot

[@aaaaaa-hh8cq]

He's the one that should help himself

[@andrewsolis6031]

As a fast food worker, this is 100% accurate.

[@andrewsolis6031]

I get paid in peanuts, I mainly stay at my job just so I can make other people happy.

[@vczxtiktok]

what is your salary in aud

[@andrewsolis6031]

I don't have a salary, just minimum wage. In your currency, it's 23.71 an hour.

[@tonyderechte3928]

@@andrewsolis6031 wassup fellow minimum wage worker

[@feral-introvert]

@@andrewsolis6031 i make 11 dollars aud an hour :(

[@Schproemftell]

You forgot one important thing :CUSTOMERS SHOWING UP 10 MINUTES BEFORE SHOP CLOSES

[@twig4661]

its usually one or two at a restaurant. you know, after you already put everything away. and of course they want to dine in.

[@flarkin2818]

Yeah or these goofy ah costumers who try to come in after you have already closed

[@MapIeJam]

@@twig4661 luckily we have the authority to just turn em away…some times…depending on the manager….and whether corporate has a stick up their ass…

[@lil_ct6184]

I work at post office and with ongoing Ukraine war there is a lot of Ukrainians sending stuff there. They alway come in 10 minutes before closing, they have their papers wrong and I'm trying to explain to them that they have it wrong. It always takes 30+ minutes so instead of going home the whole package department is there overtime.

[@mellowdarkness3344]

You have no idea how much I relate to this as an Automotive shop

[@Wogix26]

Not entirely related but some words of advice for novice workers. If you don’t want to advance in the career you are in for whatever reason like you work at a gas station in high school. DON’T EVER go out of your way to stand out or go the extra mile that isn’t needed. DON’T EVER be a garbage worker either, do exactly what is stated in the job description you were given. If you stand out it will be EXPECTED from you, such as covering shifts, or staying late. NEVER make a mess for co-workers and maintain a bare minimum positive relationship. Your life will be easy and you will never be expected to kill yourself for others. DO NOT follow this advice if you want a promotion however, this is to maintain a work life balance and not boost your career.

[@OK-cp8qw]

@Aiman Maraidi bruh

[@Pochixo]

…. I got my first job at 18 at a grocery store and I busted my ass because I was scared of being fired. Now I’m the one always being called in to cover from someone and doing all the work 🥲

[@Uxi_ee]

Forming a union is also of help

[@JohnSmith-hp9ds]

@@Uxi_ee come comrades. Let us unionize against the evils of this gas station. When we stand together he cannot say no to all four of us.

[@destubae3271]

It's also good to read the room. If you have a good boss, going above and beyond gets you places. Bad boss? Status quo.

[@birchtree5884]

As the lazy coworker, I can confirm unironically that I've fallen asleep at work.

[@twig4661]

seize the day

[@mattynek2]

based

[@mgk-metalgearkelly5054]

>be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >fuck it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >shit.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >fuck it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy

[@ZXNTV]

Nice

[@Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger]

Just lock yourself in the bathroom and sleep away

[@1STLTNG]

0:28 made me actually cry, i'm 38 years-old now used to be in the military still cried at that sight. At some point in my life, back when i was a teenager. I was homeless, used to beg for some food behind restaurants or diners. Used to sleep in shelters while washing cars for a few bucks to a point where i had enough money for a small rundown apartment. My friend owned he let me use it for $100 a month, as long as i clean the hallway. And after i graduated highschool, tried for the military got accepted and now living a good life.😢 Whenever i see people like this on the streets as long as i have something to share I'd share it with them may it be money food or some clothes i don't use anymore. Cause i was in the position she was in. I know that the kid in this video is fictional, But it hurts to see how real this is. People look down on you. Treated like trash despite not knowing what you went through. That, that just sickening and painful! I know how it feels to have nothing, and be nothing. I know this video is meant to be funny, but i...i just had a flashback sorry for ruining the mood.😔

[@zicodennisvalentino748]

Its okay bro, get all of them out of your chest. you're not ruining the mood.

[@lilrevo9651]

you didn't kill the mood, in fact you made it better, you showed me just right now that even if your on the streets you can work and get off them if you just play your cards right. something i never thought was possible on your own. keep those memories brother and keep using them to grow as you already have. ✊

[@gilbert3672]

That's actually insane how a 2 sec part of the video triggered all this but fr on a real note, God was looking after you 🙏

[@accelerator3635]

That girl is from anime Black bullet if anyone interested

[@Buzzzy-bee]

Thank you for your service, I really do feel bad when I don't have money to give. Especially a few days ago saw this guy passing by with a cup in his hand. I was confused as to what he was saying to the cars stopped at the traffic light up ahead. He had a weak smile on his face, "God bless" is what he said to everyone in the car. He didn't even ask for money :( it broke my heart istg. It really hurt that everyone in the car averted their gaze and acted busy. No one cared. I felt isolated FOR him. And he had to go through that everyday. Every time I'm out walking around with family, cheerful, and I walk past a person less fortunate, my smile instantly drops because I know I cannot help them. I do not have the money to help them. They all look so somber. Life beat them up pretty bad

[@shakurvariawa8315]

As a 21 year old college student who never had a real job I can say that this is 100% theoretically probably true

[@udonnauchegbu2018]

Word

[@itoldyounottotouchit3336]

What your major? I'm 21 and never had a real job as well.

[@captainobvious8037]

Wow, you two have so much in common.

[@vitneskja6476]

yoo we know each other on discord

[@LordLux]

As a 20y.o electrician, it's true

[@samuelrichards1288]

I know that we joke that these slander videos are 100% correct, but this one is by far the most accurate slander video to the point where it is almost depressing.

[@beangobernador]

imagine living in america, couldn’t be me

[@theonewhocaredandasked9126]

@@beangobernador shut

[@ehansultan]

bruh wdym it is depressing

[@frostbl0x544]

All the slander vids are accurate

[@sayorancode]

@@frostbl0x544 fax

[@wagahagwa6978]

the people who work all day and are still happy despite no pay reminds me of how happy SpongeBob is despite being a fast food worker

[@rilpergonien_official]

People say that Squidward is the most relatable character. These people are just those who yet haven't found the world's beauty and are too bussy searching for things that they can dislike.

[@its_johnH]

@@rilpergonien_official I know a guy from the boxing gym I attend who has - and I'm not making this up, I swear on my left testicle - a *Squidward* tattoo on his right arm because he is the most relatable cartoon character ever. Let that sink in. Otherwise he's a nice dude and a great sparring partner.

[@beangobernador]

@@rilpergonien_official I’m guessing you haven’t been to an american city

[@avionrico6941]

As someone who hasn't had a job yet, I can confirm this is what I imagine work to be like

[@ElbowThief]

It can be depending on what field you go into. Mainly service jobs (eg. cashiers & food service) can be a bitch because the pay can be kinda shit sometimes and the people you have to deal with can be shit too. I do a factory job that pays decently, so I don't really have to deal with those types of environments anymore. Everyone's different, so keep exploring your options and find something that you enjoy and pays a decent amount per hour.

[@vicentemunoz554]

I don't want to be an adult and start being exploited by my boss, my college, my landlord, the service companies and the government

[@ketamineheadyoda2248]

@Dino Sauro i dont think, you can call us slaves.

[@jonahblack6675]

@@ketamineheadyoda2248 nobody called anyone a slave if u read it right

[@mikaelmyers6135]

@@ketamineheadyoda2248 pretty much everyone who lives under late-stage capitalism is a slave. Working isn’t a choice, it’s an illusion of choice.

[@dangernoodle8813]

run into the woods and be self sufficient.

[@ketamineheadyoda2248]

@@dangernoodle8813 but then they have to work for their survival and end up being slaves to nature.

[@kindajustvibin]

SpongeBob is definitely the work hard, get little pay, but still be happy part Maybe cause he only gets joy out of Squidward's suffering tho

[@accountpc4311]

I wonder why Squidward still works there

[@margarethmichelina5146]

Meanwhile, Patrick doesn't have a job but still happy

[@REALFIGURES-tj7fl]

@@margarethmichelina5146 TOTAL CHAD

[@reginaldthunderfuck4832]

Doesn't SpongeBob own a house? I mean, if I could afford a house working the grills at McDonald's I'd be more inclined to.

[@myeeeeeh]

@@reginaldthunderfuck4832 Spongebob's house literally grows from a seed and it comes with furniture.

[@GetDougDimmadomed]

My old job, when someone wanted to clock out, it was this old ass card reader that had a loud "Bing bong" when you swipe your work ID. If someone clocked out early using earned time, all the noise in the building just stops. All tools go silent, all forktrucks stop, and you feel like you better run your ass to your car. Good times.

[@Mrbased12]

Shit man, glad we have time sheets that we gotta write out instead of a loud ass bing bong card reader.

[@empressofmadness]

lamo

[@kai3732]

Fun times back then at our office, we we used a typewriter for the time card thingy and whenever we're late we just put a different time, now we use fingerprint reader so we can't fool anyone but that thing is annoying and also intentionally slow, it's programmed to be slow when it can read your finger almost instantly.

[@SwegDawgs]

@@Mrbased12 that's always awesome because you can just lie

[@damivab]

Funny how I find this in my recommended immediately after not being paid for my PAID vacation days since they didn’t properly walk me through the registration. This caused me to put in paid vacation days but not registering any actual paid hours on those days, despite being told by multiple managers/supervisors that they’d automatically be put in (8 hours per day), when this was, in fact, totally not the case. 🤦

[@ik2254]

As someone who found a way to juke a mega bank that i work at, i still agree, despite working only 2-3 hrs a day, and the rest 3-4 hrs i just sleep in a massage chair in a tucked away corner of our huge building. I once even managed to get an additional week worth of pay, when i was on a holiday due to some kind of a bug in a burocracy. I tried to figure out how i did it, but sadly, never managed

[@jackieChannel.]

Dude what the hell

[@ik2254]

@@jackieChannel. it's easy to go unnoticed in a huge anthill, where everyone suffers from imposter syndrome in various degrees. 😉 Just gotta bury yourself in several layers of burocracy

[@Nordsee33]

This has to be bait

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

Juke means "dance" in Swahili, which is where we get "juke box" from (as it plays music). What does juke mean in the context you are using it in?

[@softandwet7584]

@@Kingdom_Of_Dreams juke means to trick someone

[@HarpreetKaur-bs4dp]

As someone who doesn't work i can't confirm this is true

[@Dustparticle000]

Lol same

[@saisai7402]

This guy went from playing Elden Ring to posting slander memes

[@evanmgamer]

You know what's crazy? The visualization for "How the top 1% be making money" is actually about right or even an underestimation. Going frame by frame, I counted about 65 bills that came down in one second. They are 50,000 KRW (Korean Republic Won) bills. So each second, about 3,250,000 KRW is falling. That is about 2,460 USD. According to cnbc, Elon Musk made 121 billion dollars in 2021. This makes out to be around 3,836 USD per second. So in 2021, Elon Musk was making more money per second than that clip at 0:44 was showing.

[@MH-OKW]

Sonic sez eat the rich

[@lunareinhold3976]

@@MH-OKW they sure are tasty

[@thiccchungo1041]

Then you got mfs saying “we tax the rich too much” 🤦‍♂️

[@johnseppethe2nd2]

@@MH-OKW sonic should pull himself up by the fucking bootstraps then.

[@beangobernador]

drink the rich

[@shapurnicu]

Every employee under the age of 23 is funny where I work so I can confirm

[@empressofmadness]

i agree (customer service)

[@Jonbuilds10]

As a clumsy worker I can agree

[@satriadicky3732]

Working a retail worker make me wish for a nuclear apocalypse

[@bradleyunknown319]

At my current job management is only in during weekdays so people literally take naps and play videogames during their weekend shift its great lol.

[@jonathanthomas2449]

Must be nice

[@syarafiez415]

Damn... That *PayDay* part...

[@punXnup]

This isn't slander. It's just true.

[@StarClay666]

This video reminded me that it's pay day today, thank you.

[@decalcomanie123]

The pay day part is amazing lmao

[@gh-pq3fs]

As someone who works at a restaurant the annoying customers one is 100 percent accurate

[@followingtheroe1952]

id like no sauce, but sauce on the side. *snap snap* hurry up wagie

[@sbgssecondarychannel3206]

As someone who's becoming a college student, I can definitely understand this

[@ashutoshsamantaray2572]

I too am in the process of becoming a college student

[@kevincruz3620]

The pay day one got me😭

[@exiledkenkaneki701]

That clip of "pay day" from black bullet actually made me tear, that shows is an emotional roller-coaster, certainly tragic jeez

[@nacl2858]

you’re not paper

[@KemVN1]

every worker's days on earth:

[@jackiedim7028]

Just had a bad day at work. And this popped up in my feed. Awesome.

[@Rapid_Rising]

For everyone asking which is the anime in payday meme, It's Black Bullet.

[@noxfortes]

Thanks bruv ❤️

[@MGrey-qb5xz]

nice bruh top comment here

[@AscendedZenith]

Payday one was foul as fuck 💀

[@Aka.Aka.]

Work harder so your boss can get another mansion!

[@water1374]

As the clumsy co worker, I just pick up the expensive stuff when I have a bad day

[@TastyTardis]

Working from home since 2020, now i work from home fulltime. I don't wear pants, sleep half the day and still get praised for my hard work. Life is gud

[@zombiesalmon4997]

Literally got like 5 hours left before i can go home lol i needed this

[@-_caioworld_-re969]

you forgot the part where boss says you're not focused enough (-even though you sleep 4 hours a day and spend 12h at work to fix some shit he caused himself-)

[@prome3439]

My man if you only sleep 4 hours a day, i would be unfocused too

[@mamasadie5219]

the how they expect you to eat during lunch break is so true 😭😂

[@Meow101_45]

As someone who is still in school, this is incredibly accurate.

[@FullaEels]

Supervisors expecting you to do three peoples jobs, and then get really sassy at you when the shop gets fucking busy and the two of you on shift at night dont have enough time to get everything done

[@bayatekmekjohn7445]

one of the best slander videos out there

[@cornflakesandmilk8157]

God bless all the funny coworkers.

[@LeRectificateur]

Bro this video is a classic. I watch it every time I feel bad because of my current job.

[@thecommenter578]

As a customer service worker I agree customers are annoying when you try to sleep at work and they won't stop saying "hello? Can you hear me?"

[@oakleaves3605]

Watched this while on the job, cried because of no point of return

[@ishaandhawade8583]

As a student who does not have any part time job, I can confirm nothing in this video.

[@ikanberapi2189]

man this appears when im still in apprenticeship feels good.

[@seanandrews5329]

I never realized they make a hentai out of the blind girl doujin, thank you for this slander video

[@DoingTheBestICan]

Seeing that scene was like a gut punch, but finding out through a YT comment that it's also a doujin (that I'm sure is less than wholesome) was like being grabbed by the shins and swung into every nearby surface.

[@nooneknows7268]

Source?

[@Liberaaiytb]

@@DoingTheBestICan Black bullet isn't a hentai

[@Liberaaiytb]

@@DoingTheBestICan But the "doujin" you're thinking is those Ero doujins, doujin itself means "Independent work" so something like an artist work without any company helping them and don't necessarily means that the term "doujin" directly only means that "R18 arts"

[@the711devin4]

Working weekends in fast food is literally going an hour and a half without any orders and suddenly getting 15 door dashes and 5 $40+ drive thru orders all at once

[@satriaamiluhur622]

I used to work at retail and the most annoying customers are the ones who only buy a drink then sit for hours enjoying the aircon and free wifi

[@TFadlY]

i feel like i got called out

[@thefrenchselkie1401]

look my home life is terrible my only refuge is cafes

[@MapIeJam]

It’s not that big of a deal as long as they leave before closing, the annoying customers are ones that make a mess

[@squidwardcallsmedaddy5174]

Thats meeee 😭😭😭😭

[@Erebus_official]

i feel like im a karen when satria said that while im just enjoying the Aircon and having a normal lunch break :(

[@nightowledits5708]

I shared this video to my boss, the humor level was too much that he gave me an instant promotion. Thank you

[@zicodennisvalentino748]

that payday meme💀

[@X0rl.]

Working is like spam clicking the cube tycoon button and getting ur money and ur boss wastes it

[@ryo634]

why the hell are they so relateable

[@Himmyjewett]

Lazy coworker: well of course I know him he's me

[@jared02jso]

As a minimum wage worker, i can confirm

[@khristienhorn]

Pay day slander got me fucked up

[@mrstargazing4580]

As a human being I can confirm that this is true

[@hylianspartan1629]

As a dishwasher, this hits home

[@BarcodeMania]

As a person who always has busy days, i can confirm i turn into a soccer player then get beaten by other soccer players using a fire soccer ball.

[@prematuredgravy8033]

I work at a skating rink and this slander video is spot on in every way

[@epsiloneuropa1351]

As a fast food worker if you ordered your food slow or confused at the drive thru you can assure that I didn’t make it with much care and attention in mind

[@sebastiancoar1991]

@Jeffrey Rodriguez. If fast food chains wanted people to order their fast food faster, then they would have a second menu screen before the ordering booth; that way, people have more time to think about what they want, before strolling up to the order booth next to the first menu screen. Unfortunately, setting up a second menu screen costs money; and so, you end up with people taking a moment to order, in front of the booth speakers. I do agree, that I do not care for those who order their food in a passive aggressive and thoughtless manner.

[@epsiloneuropa1351]

@@sebastiancoar1991 adding a second menu does nothing when the menu of the restaurant is online does nothing. You’ll be surprised how many people order and halfway ask for more time to order. It just creates a line of cars

[@icepenguin7278]

As a fast food worker if u ordered food I didn’t make it with care

[@Rachel-sy7me]

I started to work 4 days ago Part time job and this is already relatable

[@de1sh]

0:28 People who haven't watched it : 😂(joke LOL) Those who watched series : 😢(It's not light joke)

[@cryptosamet3536]

anime name ???

[@de1sh]

@@cryptosamet3536 Black Bullet It's really good anime but don't wait for Season 2. Author has stopped writting manga.😢

[@cryptosamet3536]

@@de1sh I already watched . But it was long time ago . I will watch again .

[@cryptosamet3536]

@@de1sh Author last tweet/update/manga ... 7 years ago . :)

[@de1sh]

@@cryptosamet3536 i heard he started his own bakery. :)

[@instantpurple1282]

Persona 3 reference, Penguinz0 meme, and Gigachad: Meme approved and opinion accepted. Have a nice day.

[@leMiG31]

0:41 spongebob be like

[@KuroHebi]

I just started working my first ever job five days ago (store clerk), and I can't relate more to this video!

[@07kamichamakarin]

As someone who worked at a very good administrator/head, I must say when the boss is around, we're very happy. That boss is the most considerate head I've ever had. And he's bald, so I guess... he's really a good head in many sense

[@chasse-nigb3r]

That black bullet clip feelsbadman, i hate it too when you get paid with soda can lids.

[@aftermath7]

As a theoretical physicist, I assume, this is true

[@water9284]

so i guess you COULD be a physicist. like some sort of agnostic career

[@elbolainas4174]

Someone is about to go postal, I can feel it

[@ishouldhavebeenasleep3hourago]

As a lazy worker. I can confirm this is entirely true 😀 FYI, I am a housewife 😀

[@followingtheroe1952]

based

[@emoaf8555]

What's your job? Oh yeah, dishwasher.

[@chick2d]

I've seen so many of these i can listen to the music while my phone is silent

[@stefankhoo1618]

I work from home and I can start and end work whenever I want. I just deliver my work on deadlines I set myself and my boss gives me freedom and trust me. I can take day off whenever I feel like it. I earn enough to travel every weekend. Am I lucky?

[@antares3518]

What do you do? Please tell me

[@stefankhoo1618]

@@antares3518 Architecture

[@mewf2an]

@@stefankhoo1618 noice

[@muridtahmatgnas2184]

That pay day part hit hard

[@destubae3271]

Average American Wagecuck: my 15 minimum wagerinos! I won't be able to afford my daily cup of coffee! Average Malian Labor Enjoyer: Yes, I will gladly and proudly mine gold for $5 a day to provide for my family. God is great.

[@johnseppethe2nd2]

As a malian labour enjoyer I can confirm i have a family of 18 and we can drill through the core of the earth if we wanted.

[@BlakeIzayoi]

I hate how this is relatable and I've only been worling for 6 months

[@ZXNTV]

I rather be lazy then willingly tooken advantage of. 😂

[@2jzupra]

yea fuck em, bleed em dry

[@ESALTEREGO]

POV: you entered r/antiwork

[@PrimoPete]

0:30 What's the anime on the payday meme?

[@Cafendless]

Have the anime yet?

[@qb4097]

@@Cafendless have the anime yet?

[@Cafendless]

@@qb4097 nope

[@Cafendless]

@@qb4097 oh yeah i do

[@MJ-bf4cv]

"When you have a bad day" that related hard to heart

[@timetravelingtraveler]

Work all day and get no pay? Well, I've got a better one for you: work all day and pay for it without being able to quit... at school

[@andreaq6529]

School is actually nice because you have the opportunity to learn notions and skills which may be useful for yourself (you gain knowledge, become more interesting and all those things) and even some jobs. Learning how to think, write and how to interpret things is something you won't regret when you finish high school.

[@timetravelingtraveler]

@@andreaq6529 Tell me something useful you learn past 8th grade.

[@andreaq6529]

@@timetravelingtraveler I am from a different country with a different school system. I don't know what 8th grade means but what I can say is that, in general, it's not the single notions that make you more intelligent but it's a consequence of studying. I don't know how to explain this, but I suggest you to study, what comes after is automatic

[@beinzheans3918]

@@timetravelingtraveler how to study effectively? kekw

[@timetravelingtraveler]

@@andreaq6529 8th grade is for 12-13 y/o

[@maxprivate9678]

bruh thanks to you I have the "slander" music stuck in my head

[@user-yc9ig1nl2h]

ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ

[@bals1036]

0:41 this is so me💀

[@CyrodiilicKhajiit]

As a 16 year old w a full time job (warehouse), this is very accurate. Only busy days make the time go faster

[@mayankprajapat4591]

Oh that parasite scene still terrifies me🥶

[@tiktokdisliker2332]

I don't know why this exists, but I'm not complaining.

[@sng3939]

When the boss isn’t around>>>>

[@fanfismtism]

I can confirm that I get roped by the neck when I try to leave 0.2 pictoseconds early.

[@syntax2004]

Imagine last minute customers...

[@richardsmithspetrat6730]

this is one of the most accurate ones I have seen yet

[@jeus5658]

The old guys smoking 3 packs during a lunch break

[@Louis13XIII]

The last one has been accurate multiple times

[@isaacvr6947]

Why is this so accurate?? EVEN THE SIDE HUSTLE!!!

[@the7screw]

0:41 Yeah I'm volunteering, how could you tell?

[@jimmyorgenkaccrow4961]

Payday is the funniest sht I've ever seen.

[@HyperionZero]

The expect you to eat was so god damn funny 🤣🤣🤣