Working With Cold-Cuts (Annoying Customers)

[@cthulhu2223]

When I worked at a fast food place someone asked 'how much is the 5 dollar meal?' I've never looked at people the same since.

[@connormclernon26]

Guess you’ll stop helping those settlements then? In all seriousness though, people can be extremely stupid and not situationally aware.

[@european-one]

When I worked in McDonald's a customer complained that the chips were too hot. Take a moment to appreciate that one.

[@connormclernon26]

european-one are you in the UK? My understanding of that sentence depends on whether you mean fries (chips in UK I think)

[@cthulhu2223]

@@european-one Someone once came in and said "All my fries were burnt, if I get food poisoning I'm suing."

[@european-one]

@@connormclernon26 yes French fries.

[@telemkam]

I did this exact job at a grocery store for 5 years. This is painfully accurate.

[@mysinusesrkillingme3975]

HAMMMM!!

[@getawright]

@telemkam Same bro... Same, glad I got out of that gig lol

[@Katrina-jg4gf]

@The King I would make sure to take my time, piss the customer off and watch the asshole walk away. The customer is always right, and I don't have to clean a slicer later on in my shift. Win-win baby!

[@t8945ll]

Yup. Old bitter lady barks at me to make sure I "make the bags of groceries light, last time they were TOO HEAVY!" Like that's my fault and deserving of her attitude. So I make her grocery bags as light as I can, splitting up 2 bags worth into 5 bags. She grabs a bag to test the weight and instantly resumes barking at me about how they're too heavy and I didnt listen blah blah blah typical ageism bullshit. I had to respond "ma'am, theres only 1 item in there, it's a bag of flower". Did she apologize? Of course not. She scowled and grumbled something I couldn't understand.

[@TheNaturalPatHarris]

telemkam Wholefoods deli customers are the worst of the worst

[@Beezde3z]

I worked in a deli for 10 years, when you said the line "it's for my dog" I had violent flashbacks and almost destroyed my computer

[@starless4146]

Ugh... Liver Cheese....

[@adogsupreme1739]

Dam i have a woman that buys our most expensive "premium" roast beef for her dog and its $13.99lb that dog eats better than me lol

[@starless4146]

@@adogsupreme1739 $13.99 a pound?! wth!! Lol. We have our own Roas Beef that we cut and it's $10.99lb. I Suppose y'all do the same...... our roast beef is so ga dang DRY Though..... tastes like dirt...

[@skyfalldeadpool1633]

I worked in a feli for 4 years. and I hate human beings with a passion now lol

[@prphtsshdw]

I relate to this so much I'm going on 11 yrs in the deli and I'm shocked how much people are idiots. Still amazed people will pay 10 to 13 dollars a pound for lunch meat for an animal.

[@Ladis1]

Chip: So how much ham do you want? Customer: yes

[@DMack6464]

oh cool a furry

[@bs5707]

CrawlerKin2 😂😂😂

[@gmdirongolem7877]

CrawlerKin2 yes half a pound!

[@jurassiccinematics5549]

D Mack not its a fox that learned how to spell. And has computer and wifi access

[@AnthonyGotterminated]

@@jurassiccinematics5549 ok, who gave the fox the Wi-Fi password

[@nordicturtle2800]

And this is why I don't work with the general public anymore.

[@HashTheGrappler]

it’s why im a developer. worked several jobs with people. eventually you have had enough dealings with people.

[@aliceakosota797]

You guys should be cops lol

[@Lonsoleil]

Ugh, customer service jobs are the *worst* ... And they don't pay shit which causes you even more misery.

[@oneheckofabanana2016]

You are part of the general public.

[@riejrjejejrjejrjrkenendkdj4207]

Dr. λ the Typer of Terms so are you and me your point?

[@asiboe]

It's amazing how customers can turn into the absolute dumbest human beings ever when they're standing in front of you

[@triplebypassburger4955]

this is the 7th time i have seen you

[@triplebypassburger4955]

etova scales asiboe

[@asiboe]

guess you just watch the same videos as I do

[@hellohello-jd1dh]

Asiboe ive seen you comment loads on other videos

[@itsjustchrisbro]

Asiboe HEY IM JUST TRYING TO GROW MY CHANNEL AND IF YOU LIKE IT CAN YOU PLS SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL ☺️ ☺️☺️☺️☺️

[@welp2388]

Working at a Deli really shows you just how much of a lost cause humanity is.

[@captainramsey6121]

Nothing truer has ever been said

[@timomueller3021]

Meat-seller:.... Customer: "Why don"t you sell cheese here?"

[@squeakersthegryphon5338]

Meat-seller: *Internal screams*

[@WhiteLusterChaos]

Funny because Deli counter was right across the cheese island. So we did both, thank god Fortinos had that planned out.

[@ocyph2d896]

Haaaaaaammmmmmm!!!!!

[@cyberspino6277]

In my country cheese and meat are right next to each other aand i can only assume that the mistake happens sometimes

[@angstyintellectual4960]

Yeah at my local grocery store we slice not only meat but cheese too. Maybe it's a Wisconsin thing though since were the dairy capital 😂

[@jf6466work]

"Going to college to make a lot of money" well there's Chips first mistake right there

[@johnrodriguez2439]

Not if hes becoming an engineer or doctor. Otherwise yes, waste of money.

[@user-mk2su9fd2v]

Oh, please tell us about how you own a company making 6 figures monthly.

[@dianec.7724]

John Rodriguez dental, nursing, computer science

[@dianec.7724]

Sup3rGam3rBEN Usually the dental programs are IN the college , like Harvard has their own dental school but it’s still considered part of the university. And you still go to college to become a nurse. What is the point you’re trying to make?

[@dianec.7724]

Sup3rGam3rBEN the point is College is a step in these careers that make you a lot of money.

[@blober5533]

I'm currently working at a ShopRite deli. This is painfully accurate

[@hhhat09]

Ayyyyyy, same!

[@davesmith6794]

Oooh, Shop Rite. There's a name I haven't heard in a long time...a long time. I live in Pittsburgh now, home of Giant Eagle, and worked in a deli in upstate NY for Price Chopper. Where's your Shop Rite located?

[@blober5533]

@@davesmith6794 north new Jersey

[@smokeywhitetail7720]

I did 2 year at Shaw’s Deli and I hated most of it

[@natalyanelson4184]

I work in a shoprite in New York

[@kevinistrash3872]

*what's that one thing called? Come on you work here you should know* its incredible how often this happens -.-

[@juju-ov1lf]

Trash Animations i read that while that guy just said that 😂

[@Cant.Guard.Us.Tv_]

Trash Animations thats facts

[@vibinngacha9640]

._-. -

[@Trashproductions2]

It’s pink.. it used to be a pig.. Ham. Yes HAM!

[@walterkanehl5624]

Trash Animations they should know though

[@theplayinghandshow]

The second customer is the type of people that really get on my nerves. Great video!

[@keijnx8029]

The Playinghand Show mine is all of them😠😡😠

[@itsjustchrisbro]

The Playinghand Show HEY IM JUST TRYING TO GROW MY CHANNEL AND IF YOU LIKE IT CAN YOU PLS SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL ☺️ ☺️☺️☺️☺️

[@laylatyler447]

The Playinghand Show I GOT HEADPHONES ON 😰😰😰 BYE EARS AYE!!!!

[@eggstravagent3801]

Ur profile matches your sentence

[@catherinebirch2399]

I know, when i worked in a supermarket, customers would ask me were something was, & it was right in front of them! When i`d point this out, they`d complain to the manager that I`d been rude.

[@lunacraftgamer6474]

Hey… do you have chocolate… YOU DONT?? LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!

[@Redditguy253]

Luna Craft Gamer lol

[@smthingman]

"We have meats. Not chocolate." WELL I WANT CHOCOLATE SO GIVE ME CHOCOLATE.

[@HanSanwich]

Did you say Chocolate?

[@annabellelecter1926]

I hate those people. They want to talk to the manager for every stupid thing.

[@lunacraftgamer6474]

Annabelle Lecter same

[@TheTriumphantSpork]

Watching this gave me PTSD flashbacks to my old deli job. Extremely accurate!

[@jefferywilliams9592]

Why is everybody saying this is so accurate there's no way that people act like that in real life come on really

[@atchmon902]

@@jefferywilliams9592 they do, they really do. I worked as a cashier in a Dollar store and this guy in full business attire asked me to break a $100, (which I can't do because we just opened and I have less than that in my draw) he gets angry and asks for the manager, while we wait for her to get change for his $100, he asks me if (business jargon) is tax deductible. Of course I'm 16 at the time and have no clue what he's talking about so he gets angry at the fact that I don't know. Manager comes back with his change, and he thanks us both for wasting his time.

[@PSIGOD]

@@jefferywilliams9592 they do man.. they really do. I worked at one for two years too long.

[@jefferywilliams9592]

@@atchmon902 Well that there is a person full of themselves. I make a good living and it is not rare that I have a couple hundreds on me but I like to keep smaller bills and of course cards. I don't ask stores to be my bank; it's not their job. In my opinion he and other ass-hats like him are just show boating.

[@BlackieChanBJ]

"in the winter It turns dark around 4:30" ain't that some true shit

[@leonsek85]

It is in Philly. Sunset at 400pm in winter time

[@christophershawii4136]

I

[@christophershawii4136]

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[@afterlife697]

Not here in Florida!!

[@asiboe]

*gimme ham*

[@koolk1dde]

Asiboe great job on 1k

[@supersunman6056]

What kind?

[@hellohello-jd1dh]

i want ham

[@itsjustchrisbro]

Asiboe HEY IM JUST TRYING TO GROW MY CHANNEL AND IF YOU LIKE IT CAN YOU PLS SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

[@supersunman6056]

endergirlplays roblox How much?

[@Kihrx]

That last part was too real. From my experience in a Publix Deli, nothing aggravated me more than people asking for tissue thin meat and cheese. It took way too long to slice and HOW CAN YOU EVEN ENJOY SOMETHING THAT THIN?!

[@AskAir]

Hilarious! Loved it.

[@blakebarbee7224]

138th

[@LordTwaddle]

This is a prime example as to why I give this advice to people near daily. NEVER work in retail.

[@GhostGaming-fl3hw]

Retail not bad to work for it's just the customers are keep Assholes to the workers and they sit there and will argue with you about a product you had like 5 years ago and act like we will have it now. Like stuff changes over time.

[@ArcticuKitsu]

You say "never" when it should instead me mandatory as drafting in the military. People need to see other people are idiots..... People need to be made aware of how cruel retail is. "Why do you work there if it's painful. Just find another job.".... Not that easy. People go through hard times, plus various situations in life.

[@matrixphijr]

Actually, it's a prime reason _everyone_ should work in retail at some point in their lives.

[@aliceakosota797]

@@ArcticuKitsu but hey capitalism is flawless

[@shesgotstyle2633]

Currently on break for a retail job lol

[@zarreff]

I worked a Deli at Food Lion for only one month, I kept looking for work even before my first shift because I knew I would hate it. I wasn't wrong. I once had a lady order several different meats that just hadddd to be the perfect thickness. Two hours later a stocker brought me all six packages and said "we found this in the milk section of the store". Lady wasted my time and ended up throwing them in another part of the store.

[@KingLexus]

💀💀💀 lmao she trolled tf outa you son.

[@5tonedFlaming0]

I mean you getting paid regardless

[@johnfoltz8183]

And some customers keep changing their minds about their orders

[@mwells219]

I've heard that working for Food Lion is a special kind of hell.

[@unapologeticasshat9214]

3:18 onwards actually triggered me a bit I wont lie, it's too accurate.

[@ObsidianMirage]

This also applies to woman in there late 30s to early 40s ordering a pizza.

[@noahturner9004]

I know right

[@3tinq]

The cutting sound is oddly satisfying.

[@blakebarbee7224]

bias, bias everywhere 2nd

[@michaelwarner5277]

Person #1: the average Google search query. Person #2: average customer. Person #3: r/EntitledPetOwner

[@markdgama5000]

It makes me fucking furious when I hear people say "You should know this, you work here". I work in retail and I've heard it a couple times myself. We're not an advanced, AI Google that knows everything. It's even more stupid when customers ask you a question that only they would know.

[@TheBrandenBoy]

This is accurate asf, I've been working in a deli almost 2 years now. I hate the fact that the majority of the customers always want Krakus polish ham shaven

[@GhostGaming-fl3hw]

What sucks more is when they want that stuff shredded and want a 2 pounds of it.

[@alynicole822]

OMGGG yes😂

[@coolstorybro_cant_wait_4_movie]

I'm a deli manager and we just got that ham at my store

[@gmaninthusa]

@@coolstorybro_cant_wait_4_movie Mine discontinued it. We sold a pound per week at most.

[@sandal66666]

@@GhostGaming-fl3hw very relatable, also it sucks when customers order 2-4 pounds of pepperoni very thin sliced

[@buddyroach]

That's not even a tenth of what u have to deal with

[@mattsodano6264]

But he never did.

[@lordroy88]

And so, buddyroach went on to never tell his story, leading him to depression.

[@caseinnitrate5515]

Omg the second customer is so annoying

[@gamingwithrose3009]

King Casper and the last one so annoying

[@sophiefilo16]

They're all so annoying...

[@ndcaron993]

They are all annoying. I mean, very annoying.

[@yakarotsennin3115]

I wanted to strangle them

[@riejrjejejrjejrjrkenendkdj4207]

the first was funny

[@caseinnitrate5515]

0:50 😂😂😂 so funny

[@是你加上]

Lolz

[@dolo8318]

King Casper the baby sooo funny

[@Amaliavon]

Wow that is SO FUNNY hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah No.

[@Justin-wu8gw]

King Casper I Subbed

[@yasminh]

King Casper ikr 😂😂

[@Madcatdave]

As a person who works in a deli I say this is almost spot on. You forgot the people who try to order while talking on the phone. Great video. I'll be showing it to my fellow deli workers.

[@tombraver6449]

1: Me: "Number 17." 17: "Here!" gets her order Guy: "Excuse me!" Me: "Yes sir?" Guy: "Get me a pound of roast beef really quick!" Me: "Sir you have to get a ticket first." Guy: "No it will be really quick just one pound of roast beef." Me: "Grab a...Ticket. And wait your fucking turn like everyone else!" 2: Customer: "Get me a half pound of Betty's Swiss Cheese." Me: "I am sorry sir but we just ran out this morning." Customer: "But I want a half a pound of it." Me: "I know but we ran out this morning." Customer: "What do you mean you ran out?" Me: "Da fuck, WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO I MEAN? WE RAN OUT! I can NOT make it any more simple to explain!" 3: Customer: "When will the next chickens be done?" Me: "I'm sorry but if we are out at the front then we are out for the day." Customer: "Why?" Me: "Um. Because it takes an hour and 45 minutes to cook the chickens and the store closes in 40 minutes." Customer: "But I want a chicken." Me: "Did you not hear a fucking word I just said?" 4: Customer: "Do you guys sell liver?" Me: "Sorry no we don't." Customer: "Are you sure?" Me: "Am I su-Okay let me ask you something. One. I work here. Obviously I know what we sell and what we don't sell. And two even if we did and I was lying to you, WHY would I lie to you? What could possibly benefit me from lying to you and wasting both of our times?"

[@thundermcqueen7523]

Thats how you got fired in your second week right

[@CryingZombie666]

@@thundermcqueen7523 At least he/she escaped that hell. And if you want to say "But he/she was lucky he/she even had a job!" You know what? Divine intervention there. Go replace him/her and have fun :D

[@MustafaKulle]

Ahhh customer service. That takes me back.

[@Morgan423Z]

"I need it sliced to the width of one electron."

[@anamefitforaloser3933]

The third ones long laugh made me cry 😂

[@blakebarbee7224]

Unn Vali 4th

[@trevorthornley8835]

It reminds me of the joker laugh in 1989 batman after he falls off the building

[@brendenbyrne114]

"Do you have any ham on sale?" *Ham: $3.99 per lb "Yes."

[@blakebarbee7224]

6th

[@panzerwolf494]

I got in trouble for my response to that in my day. Big sign on the wall right behind me "Do you have ham on sale?" *points to sign "No, no we don't"

[@soppingwetburgers6493]

5:00 People do this because now you cant sell to this one customer , so now you're gonna package the cuts and eventually mark them down. The customer will come back and purchase those cuts.

[@CarlosJimenez-yz4ez]

Garlic Burger I worked for a deli for a year and never experienced this. Very frugal and irritating method ideas people come up with.

[@soppingwetburgers6493]

@@CarlosJimenez-yz4ez Yeah my dude, I used to work at Costco , I was the chicken guy , some people would purchase a chicken but only eat half and return the rest. They basically eat for free.

[@RealFleeceJohnson]

Just trying to wrap my head around the fact that you were the chicken guy at Costco lol

[@TheKarolean]

The store near me throws them away because of people like this. If you wanted cheaper meats and cheeses then don't buy from the deli disk. Just buy the prepacked stuff instead.

[@ChickenWing575]

our deli just used those cuts in our deli made salads and sandwiches (at our sandwich bar or packaged for grab and go)

[@victoriaopute432]

Who noticed all the customers have bald patches Is it just me😅

[@min432g]

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[@thenielz1]

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[@oskarrandall]

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[@dkwhattouseasusername1012]

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[@dkwhattouseasusername1012]

I wasn't going to let anyone ruin it anymore but me

[@devenmacintosh4124]

Forgot to include the one customer who’s on there phone, that have to repeatedly say “ma’am” or “sir” just to get their order. Or the customer that wants their pastrami or Muenster cheese thin to the point it causes a huge mess all over the slicer/counter

[@InternalCarnage16]

Deven Macintosh I hate those people “can I get a pound of pastrami shaved?” Sure lemme just die inside real quick and then spend a million years cleaning the slicer

[@slushiecosplays2959]

The people who want their roast beef shaven for their French dip and when u slice it, its literally falling apart

[@TheBrandenBoy]

It's always their krakus polish ham.

[@MrMooseymoose13]

Unbelievably true lol. Had a lady ask me for 2 lbs of liverwurst chipped the other day. Waste of time.

[@347daily]

All I read is people whining about agreeing to do what their job requires of them in order to get paid. Don't worry I tell people who bitch at my work the same thing when people order a ton of food from the fast food restaurant I work at or we get hit with a rush late or whatever. "Stop ordering so much food! Why can't people eat at home?!" Me: "Yeah what the hell do people think this is? a restaurant or something?!" 🙄 Shame on people for wanting what they paid for. You all are such victims being asked to actually do your jobs. 🤣

[@awesomezombie4565]

I work in a deli and this is very accurate

[@xboxracegt6688]

*"You Know What I Just Remember That I Had Ham At Home!"* Me:*😡😠🤬😈

[@ushiima]

Clorox Bleach *drinks* much bett- *dies*

[@unownedmask3732]

Growtopia is better than Ham! 😂

[@mysticalbeat5586]

i hate the 3rd customer i got pissed too when im not even chip.

[@mirandaisverycool2466]

The pigs died for nothing...😭🐷

[@erikhermansen3431]

10 years of deli experience. Spot on portrayal. More please!

[@VioletElite4]

It's amazing on how much you captured how relatable this is to anyone working at a grocery store deli. I worked at the deli department at Fry's for two years and I had to deal with those kinds of people AND MORE while I worked there. Thank you so much for uploading! It actually made my day!

[@wallymccary88]

I work in a deli. You should have put in the person that wants a damn sample of everything like it's Baskin Robbins. Then, just gets a quarter of ham.

[@manictiger]

It's the alternative to working at a deli. Just be a bum!

[@JohnnyBoy8089]

Zombi Zalex LOl right

[@brambleknight7217]

“I’ll have three pounds of shaved ham. It’s for my dog.” Been there. Done that.

[@asparagus5396]

*"Because he needs that money to buy a textbook he'll probably never even use"*

[@jasonssavitt5297]

As someone who works in fast food the first guy is the archetypal customer we get.

[@RallyCheetah]

Accurate. Though I'd add the person that wants a sample of everything and then buys nothing, and the customer standing in line getting angry at you for taking so long to help the person before them even though that person's ordering 2 lbs of at least 5 different meats/cheeses and wants them bagged in 1/2 lb increments sliced as thin as possible without shredding.

[@johnfoltz8183]

Or a customer cusses you because you gave them a little bit for them to sample and they want more product to sample.

[@surayyairfan2385]

3:38 IM DEAD OMG XDDDDD

[@blakebarbee7224]

Surayya Irfan 4th and ikr

[@koiyn]

What's XD?!

[@muzaferadizdaric5720]

@@koiyn its a laughing face

[@sandippaul468]

Bro really I didn't copy your comment

[@kittykisskiss]

I thought she was going to continue...

[@abualibh9447]

I worked in a deli so freaking true, bad memories 😂😭😅

[@blakebarbee7224]

Abu Ali BH 4th. And how bad could it possibly be?

[@sjakierulez]

Now you are the customer

[@ryquack]

Deli worker here, can confirm. These people exist, it's not even that exaggerated.

[@PoisondBacon]

Same but it wasn't actually THAAAT bad

[@disturbedpyro4511]

That was WAY funnier than I thought it would be😂😂😂 HAAAAAAMMM!!

[@dxvhrxvhf]

i come back to this video every few months

[@zackrichards2263]

" I just need 6lbs of chip chopped ham." Thank god I do construction now.

[@WhySmurfy]

*0:51*

[@michemllejones586]

I would give this a like, but this has 51 already and it just seems too perfect 😁

[@hmmph2467]

They ruined the like count

[@eyshilaclausem679]

Lol, my little sister

[@HanSanwich]

EHAHAHAHA

[@eyshilaclausem679]

@Crazycatsbackboi , what are u talking about?

[@archetexture3409]

I worked at a Deli for a year, and this was totally spot on. Nice job.

[@TKUltra971]

Worked at a grocery store for 10 years in the meat room and deli in my town. I had ptsd watching this video. Like vietnam veteran level ptsd.

[@ricotoffen822]

They forcibly drafted you straight out of high school with no experience in combat and sprayed deforestation chemicals in your surroundings which you suffer to this day from? Or did you die with the rest of the kids. I am tons of fun at parties in case you were wondering....

[@theundeadsculptor6635]

It's good to hear that everyone in the service industry has to deal with the absolute worst of humanity 😅

[@addywaddy9850]

Hated the thin freaks! Take three times as long to get it paper thin at even half a pound.

[@starless4146]

omg, I KNOW!! but I'll "shave" it for the good customers though......... (or the customers that Tip)

[@keenantv4086]

No body wants real thick meat.

[@goofballjim6167]

@@keenantv4086yeah and nobody wants thin anything to point it’s impossible to handle and or it takes 3 times as long to make as you use 3 thin slices to make 1 equal slice of a thicker variety.

[@CrazyPanda-rl5rz]

So close

[@funandgames714]

HAM!!!

[@CoolLever]

Okay, uhm.. how much ham-

[@akizhiadc]

*at one point it was a pig* 😂😂😂

[@Leaux.Behold]

I honestly feel this way whenever I’m around people in general.

[@StringsCrusader]

ahhh those slicing sounds take me back. that little soft *ping* noise that the blade would make.

[@D-Ruys]

My favorite is: You work at a butcher, and its 3minutes before closing. And someone comes just befire the closing and orders half a pound rosebeef, while you just cleaned the machines.... * Hand clap to the face *

[@9nikola]

"hand clap to the face" Do you mean facepalm?

[@blakebarbee7224]

6th

[@personwehate1881]

Felix Ruys And (me) the customer is wondering why your lazy ass is angry at doing your job. Me thinking to myself: "Do you want my fucking money or not cuz I could just find a new store to go to"

[@9nikola]

Well, you wouldn't like cleaning everything once more when there's only 1 minute of work left either, would you? Unless you really really like your job and really really hate your life outside of it.

[@blakebarbee7224]

personwehate 1 although they are obligated to do that they shouldn't have to do it one minute til closing. Ofc it is your fault for arriving last minute to do anything. If I were the owner or employee I would close on you.

[@stacischreiner6453]

Lol this is so true it’s sad

[@itsjustchrisbro]

Staci Schreiner HEY IM JUST TRYING TO GROW MY CHANNEL AND IF YOU LIKE IT CAN YOU PLS SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

[@blakebarbee7224]

Wow orange

[@JohnnyYK]

As a college student that worked at a Walmart deli this is very accurate

[@starless4146]

Walmart deli? OH ...your poor soul....

[@joseph8275]

“Can I get a pound of roast beef, rare? It’s for my dog.” Yeah your dog eats better than I do because I’m a wage slave, rub it in...

[@cooliodiablo6117]

I once worked at Dairy Queen in highschool. I had a customer come through the drive thru once and she was trying to order a milkshake with no milk. I thought it was someone obviously fucking with me, but they were dead serious. I explained to them that a milkshake with no milk is just a cup of ice cream lol, and they seriously weren't getting it. I had to get my manager to deal with them because they were just so ridiculous.

[@rexyy7662]

Lmao I just REMEBERED I HAVE HAM AT HOME

[@TheRebelAndTheGirl]

Ugh I worked at a deli for 3 months and I encountered the thin sliced lady many times.

[@TheTrueArchonFTW]

As someone who worked in a deli this is scary accurate...

[@connormclernon26]

And this, my friends, is why you don’t act like a bellend to people working in retail. Be polite, clear, and succinct with your order, don’t give a life story, just order your cuts, be thankful, and move on.

[@ciera4935]

I've been working in a deli for 1 month and I already want to off myself having to deal with these people every single day

[@gamingcool69]

Cheetoh:How much ham? Weird man: Y E S TRIGGERED

[@mruglydefault6734]

3:13 he’s face is just saying “get off ma carbon monoxide bro”

[@avinsahkumar4901]

Oh god save me!!! That laugh of kid 0:52

[@carolinagirl1967]

🤣I’m getting ready to work at a deli on Friday!

[@thepowerofthegodhand7003]

Sorry

[@spectra_vonhauntington]

3:37 to 3:46 her laugh omg! 🤣

[@joekoz3815]

I did this job for awhile. Management told me to say "Sorry for your wait" every time even when there was no wait. This was ridiculous to me. I had to quit.

[@blewrezzin3677]

The deli I worked at had a policy called "say yes to the guest". We weren't supposed to say no to a customer under any circumstance.

[@PSIGOD]

@@blewrezzin3677 that's pretty funny because we would have people ask for some dumbass shit when they didn't know what they were talking about. Example, I had a few ask if the chicken could fry for an extra like 15 minutes which at that point it would be black

[@InevitableD34th]

After working the deli at Target for a year this is scary accurate.

[@slavwillisalmera9692]

I'd end up walking out my friend has a job as a butcher and working at the deli so very similar but I'm glad to say he never has customers like this

[@blakebarbee7224]

SLAV willis Almera 4th

[@dfwai7589]

It's costumers like these that make you over thank someone who shows the most basic competence

[@MomsAgainstCatboys]

Our the customer that demands that you serve them while your already serving the person that was in line before them.

[@SlyXD-mb1so]

3:39 I LAUGHED so hard😂😂😂

[@MysteryMeep1]

3:35 that laugh 😂

[@ratteygamer1790]

Keep doing what your doing we love it

[@itsjustchrisbro]

Rattey Gamer HEY IM JUST TRYING TO GROW MY CHANNEL AND IF YOU LIKE IT CAN YOU PLS SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

[@imapigeonyoupeasant1489]

Orange Avenger027 you can go fuck yourself

[@itsjustchrisbro]

I'm a pigeon, you peasant HEY COME ON MAN YOU DONT HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT.....IM JUST TRYING TO GROW CHANNEL DUDE AND I DONT OK NOW WHY YOU HAVE TO BE A JERK ABOUT IT....YOU COULD​ HAVE JUST SAID NO OR JUST DIDNT ANSWER

[@blakebarbee7224]

I'm a pigeon, you peasant well the wording could have been more pleasant but he has a point. Self promoting might get a few subs but not many

[@notrandy4002]

I've been working at a deli for the past 3 year. Can confirm

[@jaksims]

Nothing worse than when someone kicks up a fuss and then says "it's for the dog"

[@b.l.8755]

I was a "meat clerk" myself in college. Very similar experience lol

[@oneheckofabanana2016]

What did you expect? People who eat stuff that damages the brain are dumb.

[@dayzm6708]

I love you're humor man :'D

[@blakebarbee7224]

StarBlack RockShooter 5th

[@killjoy197]

What makes this funny is I stop by the deli counter once a week and I've been behind these people waiting my turn and all the while wondering what is wrong with them and how they function in society without some one beating them to death. The only thing else you could have added would be the people who want 4 slices of each thing and want like a dozen different things.

[@jme55]

I worked in a deli for one day... worst day of my life.

[@warmaster072]

Videos like this touch my soul because now i know someone else has felt my pain

[@rayker1082]

Love the Ham guy 😃

[@blakebarbee7224]

9th

[@kirbythenoob]

The entire time I was watching this is was looking at their necks, wondering how they manage the weight of their heads😂😂😂😂

[@poptartcrustisdisgusting447]

Brianna Edwards lol

[@blakebarbee7224]

Fifth

[@jimerosa9934]

0:53 has me weakkkkkk 💀

[@blakebarbee7224]

Jime Rosa third

[@cobalt2220]

Tbh it's really only like 1/10 people doing the dumb shit, but you remember those 1/10. Finally, a video I can sympathize with!

[@maxwellmoreno5535]

Oh boi. I too work in a deli and people are rude, entitled to time, and want everything to be fresh and not have any of the end cap of food and just treat me and my co workers like garbage because... no reason, they just come in and ruin my day.

[@Rubboat]

Think this guy lives in the Midwest after he said "minimum wage job" and "gets dark at 4:30"

[@shesgotstyle2633]

Lool I'm not in the midwest and in winter it gets dark at 4:30

[@katestatt]

i’m from europe and here it also gets dark at 4:30 pm in winter lol

[@paramount.g6614]

For anyone working in a similar place (myself included), in under the same circumstances (for university living money, because parents dont have wealth)..... hold on. It will get better. Wish you all the best.

[@stoner0046]

In my early years I quickly learned how much I came to detest the general public. So I examined what jobs were available for someone who truly thinks of their customers with nothing but discuss and disdain and I found it, I became a Correction Officer.

[@hawkeyepierce8886]

Ha!!

[@sandal66666]

“CaN i geT 4 pounds of tHaT pePPeRoNi/salami stick, VeRy ThIn sliCed, please?” or “CaN i GeT 10383736 pounds of that HaM extremely thin sliced?” Jeez, i am gonna remember that experience of working in deli for 1 summer for whole my life.

[@altonc2400]

Chip:How much ham do u want Guy: YHOS