World League Table IF It's FIVE-A-SIDE Only

[@cheddarsmith6568]

With how this man works, I can’t wait to see Crystal Palace first

[@Nerdyfootballfan26]

I’m a Palace fan..he don’t think much of us, it’s unlikely.

[@cheddarsmith6568]

​@@Nerdyfootballfan26the amount f times he comes out with praise about the 5 a side, with players like eze, its a second mourinho to him

[@its.uzi10]

Except for the goalie and defence, you got Ayew, Olise, and Eze. That's a pretty decent team up front

[@Nerdyfootballfan26]

@@its.uzi10 what about Zaha? I think you can include players who used to play for them

[@maggiopazzotv4268]

@@Nerdyfootballfan26that doesn’t count buddy

[@talesoffn3965]

Blud called Livakovic a ball playing goalie 💀

[@leonfoxworthy]

yeah thats the one thing he aint good at

[@Noname-uo2oz]

Shows you where this channel developed into tbh, all entertainment, terrible takes, while the actual football knowledge is the same of any guy who watches his team in a pub every 2-3 weeks

[@bootstarpemu3248]

@@Noname-uo2oz it aint that deep bud

[@isaacjones5687]

He knows nothing about football outside the prem

[@brandon2179]

@@Noname-uo2ozcry about it

[@Internazionale2010]

Surely Barça would do well. They’d have Ter Stegen, Pau Cubarsi, Pedri, Joao Cancelo and Vitor Roque with Raphinha on the bench. All whilst being coached by Xavi who would be a 5 Aside baller.

[@jagger7541]

they should start xavi in the team 😂

[@limpa756]

10:20 wait till the Irish guy finds out he's the same height as Martinez

[@Clarfeldt]

I feel like Atletico Madrid was slept on, they'd have Griezmann and Depay up front with something like Marcos Llorente in midfield followed by Gimenez and Oblak in the back.

[@rayhanali1078]

Surely crystal palace would do decent. olise eze johnstone guehi and mateta with franca on the bench.

[@kwayvldn3682]

💀

[@rayhanali1078]

@@kwayvldn3682 would do better than the bottom three imo

[@rayhanali1078]

@@kwayvldn3682 0 ball knowledge

[@maineboyce1498]

Irish guy needs Jose to coach his 5 a side team

[@metro3313]

Roma's form since sacking Jose Mourinho: 8 wins 1 draw 1 loss EDIT: For the people asking, yes it includes the win over Brighton.

[@isaacjones5687]

Is that including 4-0 v Brighton lol

[@metro3313]

@@isaacjones5687 yes

[@metro3313]

​@@isaacjones5687 Yes

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Counting Brighton a few minutes ago?

[@JoseFranco9]

Me feels that modern players just don't respect Mourinho enough. He still gets results with tactics alone in every club he goes to but the easy league games he struggles. Feels like he lost his motivation touch.

[@Cold_Logic]

People always make the same mistake when they pick 5-a-side teams... *YOU DONT NEED ANY DEFENDERS!*

[@xxgustawxx_yt7554]

Imagine all time newcastle with Ben Arfa and Saint-Maximin.

[@Internazionale2010]

Given, Coloccini, Guimaraes, Saint Maximin, Ben Arfa would be insane. Especially with Laurent Robert off the bench.

[@saeed_05]

@@Internazionale2010ginola is a possible candidate too

[@JohnHolywell]

@@Internazionale2010​​⁠​​⁠Nah I recon Karius - Paul Dummett - Steven Taylor - Javier Manquilo and Riviere would be goated with Jean - Alain Boumsong on the bench 🔥 Honourable mention goes to Yoshinori Muto

[@nathanb286]

Late 2000s and early 2010s Premier League would have been great for this, with Jay Jay Okocha, Adel Taarabt, Hatem Ben Arfa, Dimitri Payet and co. cooking

[@gurururuwarararara8164]

Mourinho mentioned at 7:38

[@reverseflashplays8615]

No ndombele for Galatasry is insanity

[@samuelschonenberger]

Lee Kang-in is a superstar in the making Also where are Girona and Real Sociadad? Maybe even Fluminense

[@IbbyB.]

"Sayo Paolo" Sayo 😂

[@NIDELLANEUM]

He probably wanted to say Saint Paul before

[@franckn3508]

Goalkeeper: breathes Irish guy:BALL PLAYING KEEPER!!!

[@Nerdyfootballfan26]

‘Robinho is nearly 50’ He’s 40…😂

[@Fandium]

So he is nearly 50

[@Nerdyfootballfan26]

@@Fandium not really still 10 years off it

[@sirfearabush3220]

Did he call Jorginho and Odegard, Brazilians 😂

[@theonesparrowhawk]

Jorginho was born in Brazil, Odegaard was on the bench

[@NIDELLANEUM]

One issue I have with these teams though is that none of them have a goalkeeper as the backup. It's like he never considered the possibility that, you know, the goalkeeper might get hurt and needs to be subbed off

[@cheddarsmith6568]

Stick a 5th outfield man on and do a spain

[@NIDELLANEUM]

makes sense. It's stret football, who says you can't act like "whoever is between goals is the temporary goalkeeper"? @@cheddarsmith6568

[@alexandrenabais6053]

The amount of people in this comment section that don't know that Jorginho was born in Brazil is SCARY.

[@mayujamir6027]

How we supposed to know that?

[@alexandrenabais6053]

@@mayujamir6027 cuz it's mentioned arround social media all the time. Not only the Irish guys says it lots of time, but also those football posts of players that could've played for other countries. Thiago for Brazil, Griezmann for Portugal, etc etc.

[@mayujamir6027]

@@alexandrenabais6053 never seen it in my 6 years of having a phone.

[@oscar62904]

Why is it scary, why would anyone need to know that

[@MaseLFC]

Guardiola is becoming the new mourinho

[@bvbfan07]

I think Borussia Dortmund would be better than most teams here: GK - Gregor Kobel DEF - Mats Hummels MID - Marco Reus ATT - Donyell "Dutch R9" Malen ATT - Jadon Sancho SUB - Jamie Bynoe-Gittens

[@kaelbarbozafarbelow_2012]

Coming from Brazil I am very happy that mine team is in this list! VAMO SÃO PAULO!!!!!

[@brunokrahenbuhl3004]

Vamo meu Tricolor 🇾🇪

[@pert-smith]

I was waiting for Tottenham until the end… Son, Richarlison Maddison Van de Ven Vicario Genuinely thought that was going to be the number one.

[@franze4]

malcom wasn’t a barca flop he just got done dirty

[@robertstephens3847]

Cue Elvis Presley song little conservation with this idea and Im having nostalgia of early 00's adverts

[@shivanshkhandelwal859]

With how much you love them, im surprised you didn't put Crystal Palace for Olise and Eze

[@ARCPolus]

As a Betis fan, with the lineup you gave us we would stance ZERO chance. Allow me to fix it. You used: Ez Abde Isco Fekir Bellerín Bravo Ez Abde is not even a starter for us, he's benched for Ayoze Pérez, who SHOULD make the list. Ayoze's playstyle reminds me of Messi, absolute class whenever he gets on the ball. If you haven't seen him play, imagine Isco with slightly less vision but somehow more flare. Isco and Fekir are fine, well Fekir has just gotten back from an 8 month injury and still isn't very consistent, but a healthy, in form Fekir is top 10 CAMs in the world without a doubt. You could consider Johnny Cardoso or William Carvalho instead, two very solid playmakers and pace-setters. Bellerín is solid. Too aggressive in my opinion and fouls too much, but he's very fast and is a good dribbler. I'd pick a more solid defender like Germán Pezzella, a more classic CB who makes crazy blocks and interceptions, has great defensive awareness, and always knows when to clear. He's our captain and a world cup winner for a reason. Bravo in goal? As of right now, not a chance. Early this season he was alternating games with Rui Silva, but he picked up an injury (he's now recovered) and now Rui Silva has completely replaced him as a starter. It's true that Bravo, atleast whenever I see him, makes crazy saves and some dives that I would never expect from a 40 year old, but Rui Silva is just more athletic, having just turned 30. I also think that Rui Silva is better at being a defensive anchor. He also has crazy reactions and doesn't fold at all under pressure. My 5 would be: Ayoze Pérez Isco Fekir Pezzella Rui Silva I'm sure many Betis fans would agree with me, hope this helps.

[@pacci3601]

No one cares about how they’ll performing rn it’s jus about pure talent

[@Klev10]

Cardoso is a midfielder but I think he'd be perfect in defense at 5 a side with his technique

[@itscalledfootballyt]

I'd forgotten Ayoze Perez existed to be honest, that season at Newcastle was incredible, glad he's doing well now

[@ed559]

Inter could start: Sommer Bastoni Calhanoglu Thuram-Lautaro And end up in the top 5-3. Starting Arnautovic and Sanchez instead is criminal ☠️

[@mr_local_narrow]

did he forget lautaro exists

[@saigadhia107]

Crystal palace Dean Henderson Marc Guehi Franca Olise Eze

[@Yhsprs711]

Maybe the GK position is a little weak, but França with Eze and Olise is absolutely mad

[@its.uzi10]

And Ayew on the Bench

[@koffeen2323]

Honestly, as an arsenal fan, I feel like Saliba, Odegaard, Saka and Trossard would beat your Gabi team. And leaving Zinny out is a shame, he's my 6th

[@scottaaron382]

I went Rice, Odegaard, Saka, Trossard with Jesus on the bench. Zinny and Martinelli are unlucky to miss out.

[@zenadinpatel1208]

Inter Miami 2nd 🤣 What a joke

[@isaacjones5687]

Even worse, 1st

[@lewissociedad]

Do you understand how 5 a side works?

[@Diegbone]

They got Messi, suarez, busquets and alba. Based off pure ability they’re some of the best in the world

[@metro3313]

​@@Diegbone All washed 😂😂😂

[@danielfountain6107]

​@@metro3313did you not hear him at the start of the video?

[@paramtageja6891]

Honestly Camavinga would absolutely cook in a 5 a side

[@jairmorales2017]

Me seeing how many of y’all don’t know wtf 5 a side is 😂

[@GOODKiDMANCiTY]

This guy saying "saucy" never gets old 😂😂😂

[@chuckyx934]

How does a spurs team of Vicario Ven der Ven Bentancur Richarlison Son Maddison Not even make it on this list.

[@ARCPolus]

Because the only players that make the starting 5 for any of these teams is Son and Maddison

[@ousfraton435]

i’m a spurs fan but tbf not sure vdv would be that good at 5 a side. cuti and biss over vdv and richy tho and we get top 6 easy

[@chuckyx934]

@@ARCPolus What players from Fenerbahce are making into any of the other teams in this list.

[@chuckyx934]

@@ousfraton435 I was thinking Cuti. But VDV with his pace and strength I feel is more suited to 5 a side. Bissouma over Richy can work to. But the team I put together was more to ask the point why they're there. That team is easily better than I say 7 or 8 teams on this without thinking to hard.

[@ousfraton435]

@@chuckyx934 just remembered slide tackles aren’t allowed in 5 a side so cuti would be absolutely useless tbf, and yeah i 100% agree

[@TheFifaPredictor2000]

Na diaz starts over salah all day in a 5 a-side.

[@thedragonarchfiendbaneslay5926]

Love the vid mate😊😊❤❤

[@S1lence_D]

Spurs should have deserved a shout too- Vicario, van de ven/romero, Solomon, Maddison, son with bench player being bissouma

[@kengbrissy3074]

12:25 Alisson the best ball playing goalie in the world 😂

[@lukecummins4403]

15:20 forgot Jorginho was brazillian lol 😂

[@echo69286]

Really underrating spurs here. They've got vicario who's one of the best shot stoppers in europe this season and good with the ball at his feet, romero and van de ven which is an absolutely terrifying defense for 5 a side, bissouma in midfield, and son up top. Maddison or udogie as a sub too

[@TheMcCats]

josef martinez would be a decent sub for inter miami, he was the best striker in the mls a couple years back when he was at atlanta (98 goals in 134 games) and he has 66 caps and 14 goals for venezuela

[@Yourcousinvinnie]

I feel like Liverpool could have a midfield of MacAllister and Szobo with Jota up front as well, very versatile team

[@olusojisylvestertomilola6445]

What 5 a side team did you pick for Barca? Clearly it'll be Frankie, Pedri, Gundogan and Yamal... Not Felix.. And Yeah Gavi and Gundogan as subs.

[@lukecummins4403]

I’d bet good money Irish guy hasn’t gone an entire video without mentioning Jose mourinho somehow

[@pavlecvetanovic]

Leverkusen plays tennis...

[@Mak_Vintage]

EIGHT BALON D'ORS. NOT SEVEN

[@nachoaragontrapero7339]

can´t believe you left out Reijnders from the Milan team

[@alexandrenabais6053]

Barça would win the league. Ter Stegen in goal, then De Jong in a more defensive position but can still drible and pass it precision, Pedri and Gavi, and Lewa up front. 5 a side is all about passing and waiting for the right time to strike and nobody does that better than Barça.

[@Livvy_xo]

Where tf are tottenham😭😭😭 Vicario Romero Bissouma Maddison Son Thats far better than most of the teams on the list

[@stuartfxy1234]

just isnt tho

[@Livvy_xo]

@stuartfxy1234 well at the very least it's better than a team with our bench winger from last season as their star player😭

[@Joey_Rodgers]

Rafinha, Lucas Moura and James Rodrigues are more technically gifted than Bissouma romero and Maddison

[@S1lence_D]

Replace bissouma with solomon

[@S1lence_D]

Solomon, son and maddison those 3 alone are world class players for 5-a side yall don't know balls

[@NIDELLANEUM]

I imagine how great a Fifa Street game with these teams would look like

[@randygarcia1724]

Messi has 8 Ballon D'ors, not 7

[@chasesteenburgh4549]

Kobe Mainoo should be in the Man U team

[@everythingrealmadrid980]

For Real Madrid you are forgetting brahim Díaz

[@gaurav1035]

@irishguy you forgot to mention Crystal Palace Eze, Olise, Franca, Wharton, Guehi, Andersen, Johnstone you name it....

[@Flixmac]

Dries Mertens for gala?

[@reverseflashplays8615]

Took me a sec to realise he meant Bayern not Germany💀

[@Zak_f1_]

I just realised that all 4 inter miami stars were released by barca as free agents

[@DJYunkHank]

good luck scoring against Alisson in 5 a side

[@LuisKevinEc]

Of course Roma is dead to you when they binned Mou, because they got better now that he's gone, just accept it, HE IS FINISHED

[@philipwebb9938]

Tbf, that Inter Miami team sounds beastly!

[@jackmallory5071]

nice idea realistically it would be teams from top 5 leagues

[@mundea]

Mathys Tel is the most technically gifted footballer on the planet

[@mxybemxve9011]

drake callender is actually class miami just have a terrrible defense

[@xClunky]

You do know that Mourinho's tactic when playing against Ajax was to let Davinson Sanchez have the ball because he's so poor on it, right?

[@jakesoccerhead]

Wasn’t expecting no kdb

[@David-qq9bk]

trubin, joao neves, di maria, neres, cabral (aursnes on the bench) -trubin is good with his feet -the last man in futsal should be someone who's quick, good on duels and great at passing and carrying the ball, the definiton of joão neves (even tho he isnt a defender in football) -di maria and neres, do i really need to say anything about them -cabral has the physicality and ability to hold the ball, which would be very nice for a futsal pivot. he also has a bit of flair that could work on a smaller pitch -aursnes is my balding god

[@donald5670]

Raya, Rice, Odegaard, Saka, Martinelli. Fixed it for you

[@Luis-kv8zc]

If you need to know how deeply rooted the Pep dynasty bias is, this is the video for you 😭

[@McPilch]

No Palace or Brighton??

[@ketanmathur9623]

I wonder why wouldn't Chelsea finish in the top 4 of this League. Petrovic, Thiago Silva, Enzo, Palmer, Mudryk. This should be frightening!

[@RobGW2]

"I know it's weird seeing Real Betis in this star-studded elite league" - Not really, you only introduced SAO PAULO and FENERBAHCE before so.... makes 100% sense that was your next pick.

[@alacranproducciones502]

The fact Barcelona with their style of play is only in 8th is kinda crazy, worse when you realize the players he chose are are naturally gifted playmakers🤦🏽‍♂️ at least top 3 for Barcelona at the worst 4th

[@ramonvandoorn2897]

Idc he's brazilian, Ibanez would be terrible at 5 a side, how Roma actually got decent money for him is beyond me

[@cameronsingh8007]

Do a national Teams World League Table Five-A-Side 👍

[@kaanberkant5872]

Fenerbahçe mentioned! I’m happy

[@macaulaymcgregor768]

Am surprised you didn’t add rush and Kenny for Liverpool since age or current form clearly doesn’t matter 😂

[@QuickTokens]

hows eric dier not got in the bayern team

[@kengbrissy3074]

Messi has 8 ballon d'Or

[@its.uzi10]

What about Chelsea. You got Sanchez in goal, Silva in defence, and ahead of them is Enzo, Mudryk, and Madueke. They're much better than Fenerbahçe's team in terms of skill

[@kokakadoo9101]

Bro thinks hes cooking but its stone cold and raw 💀💀💀

[@reubenmathews6803]

Buddy left Dries Mertens out of Galatasaray

[@philruston7453]

Putting Liverpool 10th 😳 erm...are you ok???? Maybe your scarf is to tight......

[@Fandium]

Liverpool have more runners in thier team than technically ballers

[@memestrous]

By this logic Chunkz FC should be 1st surely

[@pekar43]

Can't believe he didn't put Lewandowski on the Barca 5 a-side 💀

[@OddFuture1017BSM]

Musah?? RLC is right there!

[@Bobstar10]

I don’t think Jorginho is Brazilian

[@saeed_05]

born in brazil

[@ankitmavinkurve3212]

Mate a 5 a side isnt that small, one counter attack the incredibly low work rate of inter miami will leave busquetes and the keeper fighting a 3v1

[@jovanmatic7109]

HOW IS KIMPEMBE NOT IN THAT PSG TEAM

[@Harry..Parker]

Change Kurt for Emerson and that be perfect

[@shanelennon3658]

Did he call jorginho Brazilian 😂

[@fernandoueno8668]

He is naturally brazilian (its what he meant), but just decided to play for Italy instead. Matheus Nunes, Diego Costa, Thiago Alcântara and Pepe are examples of brazilians who chose to defend other nations

[@_official_royalty9646]

Diaz over szoboslai is mental

[@rianshah9377]

martial should be first name on the team sheet

[@TruthisclassifiedLiesisnews]

Tom pope of port vale said if stones plays i will score , he did . Also a pep player . Tom pope whats a tom pope

[@xClunky]

Bruh Spurs should easily make it with: Vicario Romero Porro/Udogie Bissouma/Bentancaur/Kulusevski Madison Son

[@S1lence_D]

Replace bissouma/bentancur/kulusevski with Solomon And gil in place of porro/udogie as a sub maybe and yes I 💯 agree

[@jin12345678]

Luis Gustavo LMAO ball playing ability was never his forte, his game is winning the ball back with aggressive tackles and interceptions. Just because he's brazilian doesn't mean he makes a 5 a side team lol he'd be useless

[@ryanlawson1234]

Irish Guy thinks once they're English they should be on the bench and once they're Brazilian they have to start.

[@archienicholls3550]

So Vicario Romero Bentancur Madders and Richy js don’t exist