World of Tanks - Not The Video You Were Expecting

[@TheHubGames1]

The Other day i saw the mother-in-law being kicked and punched by 6 guys, my neighbour asked "Are you going to help?" i replied: "Nope, 6 should be enough"

[@MrGeorge707]

lol :))

[@Mr_Dumpty]

lel isn't that a joke from an old british stand up

[@Mr_Dumpty]

Lol yea was it Les Dawson you were thinking of? Pretty sure that's who I was thinking of.

[@mattsheplavy3800]

+Mr. Dumpty you just replied to yourself...

[@Mr_Dumpty]

Recon Class He must have deleted the comment *cries*

[@apertureemployee215]

"He's not a great player" and yet he has two marks of excellence on a hellcat.

[@arminmuftic4092]

If you play a certain tank long enough,the marks will come.And its not difficult in a Hellcat since you dont see them so often anymore

[@derekhoffinger1493]

ya I don't get it

[@TomPladgett]

Yeah, and the score screen at 15:22 shows him as a Super Unicum with an WN8 rating of 17k...? EDIT: Oh, so that's how that works!

[@DeadThePainter]

Thought the same ^^

[@Spinnie1]

Not many people play the Hellcat. If you play it enough you can get the mark easily.

[@Bjarkeah]

Hellcat really used it's 9 lives in this game. Wow.

[@Hy-jg8ow]

and Lucy also helped him from below

[@BlackMeowgic]

In this case it's spelled "its".

[@Rutang835]

I had a shite day and cant sleep (4am) This made me smile, thanks jingles

[@ianmcmillan1209]

US central time eh? Me either.

[@OmegaInfinita]

US East Coast. 5:45 fellas.

[@Micsmit_45]

Cest 12:18am ^^

[@Omen_Seven]

That's balls, dude. We all know what that's like. Here's hoping today is better for you. Tank on, bud. :)

[@KingAir90Pilot]

I like how the SU-100 that wouldn't fucking shut up got 0 kills and 352 damage.

[@brap20k]

The biggest loser's always have the biggest mouthes

[@lazaglider]

The biggest loser's what?

[@m.redleg252]

For some reason I cant stop laughing at this comment.

[@tooma8]

I was thinking the same thing when he said "you're a chicken" yeah gg friend, next time you can stay alive long enough to show us how it's done.

[@dragonheart967]

He did that in the all chat though, so I'm not sure if he was saying that to the artillery or his team mate.

[@jeremyj.5687]

Guys like this Proof Striker you´ll see in the chat in the 1 v 5 situation are pure cancer. "Hurry", "You´re a chicken"... Just let the man play for gods sake.

[@TheDesertFox1940]

I believe Proof Striker was calling the M41 HMC a "chicken".

[@jeremyj.5687]

Lucas Funwall Doesn´t really matter who he meant, imo.

[@MyVanir]

He was posting in global mode, so it is likely he was heckling the enemy arty.

[@Arcamean]

@wimsicle So... because it exists it's ok? If you're gonna be an ass at least try to be entertaining. "Hey Arty, why are you pussyfootin around? Derp him!" or "Ah C'mon it's just a Hellcat, try to sneeze you might kill him!"

[@jeremyj.5687]

Arcamean That´s actually a really cool and fun idea /way to trash talk.

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

Top ten videos you weren't expecting kappa

[@gavinoramirez9892]

Love your videos armenia and jingles. both of you keep up thr amazing work!

[@sovietunion6542]

hi iron armenian i luf u

[@ranggathekid]

i thought you only play war thunder :P

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

i do

[@ArrangedKarma]

Nice watchmojo impression :P

[@lordmustaine3972]

just like the Spanish Inquisition!

[@Donnerbalken28]

Our weapons are fear and surprise, surprise and fear...

[@subhelm6394]

No one expected the Spanish inquisition. Since 1974.

[@subhelm6394]

+icetech6 I did have a friend. He liked spam sausages with spam soup with a side of spam eggs with extra spam. He has a very good friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus. The Holy hand grenade is in his hands yet he's not the messiah. His knowledge on shallows is so large it killed the black Knight who never dies. Aaaaannnnd. He's a lumberjack and he's okay, he works all day and he sleeps all night *insert rest of song whilst I'm being attacked by fruit* MONTY PYTHON.

[@KiwiKugai]

Bloody Vikings!

[@subhelm6394]

icetech6 No he just didn't say Jahova.... Help me,

[@Antiork]

6:30 - oh jingles. Ofcourse there is no enemy artillery there. its on the allied side of the map....

[@MrGeorge707]

yeah, I wasn't looking for arty there...

[@MumblingNoob]

+Mr Green knew what you were doing. Just jingles being jingles.

[@SteveIsHavingMC]

Haha, nice work mr green!

[@MrGeorge707]

SteveOwnsMC Thank you!

[@rebelkommando6166]

+Mr Green that was a nice replay. You can borrow some of my pants if you need to LOL

[@Theantininja]

12:50 Anyone else notice the tier 5 arty with 3 kills and 500 damage calling the tier 6 tank destroyer with 7 kills and 3700 damage a chicken? After a one vs five encounter, no less. And the TD has five health left. Big talk for someone so small, isn't it?

[@heneagedundas]

His chat was in white, shows it was to both teams, so I'm going to guess it was directed at the enemy arty.

[@VynalDerp]

The SU-100 is a tier 6 tank destroyer, not tier 5 artillery. Plus, as stated, white chat. Likely meant to taunt the enemy.

[@sinister-762]

Ninja Town! Your profile pic I mean.

[@Ryan-rd4kc]

He's a "joe average player" but yet he has 2 marks of excellence.......

[@OfNaught]

I am an average player, yet I have 2 marks of excellence on my T29 and T32. Sometimes one just finds a tank they do well in consistently.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Even Joe Average Players have one or two tanks we kick ass in.

[@Eon2641]

No he isn't... the purple next to his name on the battle results screen is because he got a crazy WN8 on that battle, not because he's a unicum.

[@dovahchief5631]

It wouldn't be a Jingles video without a screw up

[@tylerrose4416]

MoE's come really easily if you play a tank a lot. Nearly 2 marked my panther without even thinking about it

[@patrickdombrosky6951]

Thanks for the "not video" Jingles and thanks for your putting the time into it as well.

[@tobiasL1991]

Jingles this guy is not an average joe! He's solidly green (1400 WN8) and his last 1300 games he's close to 2400 WN8... with a solid 55% winrate. Average Joe... Yea right, this guy is outright good!

[@drehead2718]

he has 2056 recent... that's good, but it isn't spectacular and he got some ridiculous luck in this game

[@noscopesallowed8128]

I have worse stats than him I think, and I could have played this game much better. No offense meant obviously...

[@linkxsc]

Well the date of the battle is over a month old. I dunno how old or how much he plays. but it is notable that players after they have that "one game" in a tank, their ability to compete in the tank often skyrockets, because they "figured it out" I know thats what the KV-4 was for me. Complete crap the first 50 or so battles... but then I started reeling in the damage and xp after 1 specific match where it just started to click

[@drehead2718]

Alex Iwanejko that isn't joe average to be fair. give yourself some credit, you are a good player.

[@noscopesallowed8128]

Peter Burnett noooo it's not... It takes a lit of luck or skill to get that win rate.

[@joeisabella6811]

Thanks for the video this morning! Was a nice surprise to find you made a new one when I was going to just re-watch some of your old ones again. Have a great time in Germany!

[@blamekk1030]

We need more videos from sleepy jingles

[@RinShimada5]

"I'm not entirely sure you can with this 90mm gun." To be fair, I've rolled just shy of 300 damage with my Jackson. So unless the M41 HMC has 300, it's entirely possible.

[@stiimuli]

MrGgreen, cheers to you for such an entertaining match. from another average player =)

[@MrGeorge707]

Thank you! :)

[@lamri13uk]

+Mr Green It would seem Green is a popular surname :P

[@titan_3634]

nice job Mr Green

[@havefun1226]

The guy in the replay is a super unicum

[@bluezigge01]

no hes not thats that battle performance

[@kpepe111]

Hey Jingles! I'm in on-call duty in IT this weekend, I can't sleep for hours because of those bloody alerts coming in 5 minutes after I get back to bed and I have some planned overtime ahead. I had a headache, I was about to go crazy and thought, screw you, I get up, start my overtime work, right after I eat. During the early breakfast I found this video and it brought back my lust for life. As expected, the usual Jingles-style commentary (I love it), and finally an average player having a good game. It was nice to watch, made me cheer up. Thanks!

[@Voelsen]

Oh what a nice surprise.

[@willemhajer9888]

Omg the sound of the intro with 7.1 surround and bass vibration is awesome

[@KMPR-li7gs]

Surprise video, the best kind of video ;]

[@98765zach]

I see what you did there.

[@evanstephens4727]

I don't get it ;)

[@Mrjcraft00]

Well, how many kinds of videos even are there?

[@terryburnette]

I'm yor 1st sub

[@terryburnette]

o*M*g

[@alexanderanderson4905]

Just came back from my annual camp from the ACF after 8 tiring days, but I am finally able to watch Jingles' videos again! :D

[@tekismielimegista8748]

2 marks of excellence. not a great player.

[@gg12345678gg]

+BedrockBeast no you can't. Do you even know how the MoE works? Its for 100battles, no one who is bad can 3mark most tanks, lower tiers are easier though.

[@X3rCobraz]

I've got 2 marks in my IS-3 and I'm a tomato with just over 2k battles :D

[@99alleycat]

Awesome!! Thanks for the Saturday morning treat... morning coffee just aint the same without my Jingles fix. And Kudo's to MrGreen! Sweet match, nicely played :)

[@tailsofUSSR21]

Rather surprised there aren't any uniscum players in the comment section complaining about Mr. Green's "skills" or performance

[@noscopesallowed8128]

No they're just complaining that they think he is a uniscum.

[@nekdo_kavc]

+Ethan585790 I agree.

[@Cranky0ldMan]

Ow Jingly, I love when you tell us a tank story with a very happy ending! Have a good day everyone. Thumbs up.

[@spyrostsoum6874]

wait a minute...how is he an average player with that WN8 rating?

[@andrewmassie2874]

Thats what I was thinking

[@tobywallis1412]

That's the WN8 rating for that battle only.

[@andrewmassie2874]

That makes more sense

[@spyrostsoum6874]

uh huh

[@Richard-gp5jv]

he has a recent wn8 rating over 2000.....

[@82McKinley]

Congratulations MrGgreen, fantastic job and game! I thoroughly enjoyed watching this Jingles, thanks for sharing it. I still love playing the Hellcat and have over 1,500 games in it with over 30k games total. That little machine is a very good credit earner for a non-prem.

[@K4M1K473]

Very nice MrGgreen

[@MrGeorge707]

Thank you!

[@Crimsaur]

You have balls of titanium sir.

[@MrGeorge707]

Crimsaur That's what she said...

[@purplexenno]

no no no... "they clashed together" "and played stormy weather" "and lightning shot out of his ass" hmm maybe you don't know the limerick?

[@heatherrockwell9012]

+purplexenno I don't know it.

[@marijnkieboom3506]

"its over anakin, i got the high ground" "You underestamate my power" haha i see what you did there jingles 5:43

[@Dude-uj4wy]

I'm early. Time to make a joke. Paul Charlton😂

[@onebigfatguy]

Here's your salt pick. Get to work.

[@wilhelmii4239]

Or Gulag

[@phx4everCZ]

Got another one. Will Frampton

[@Arcamean]

+Roy Shein, No it would be "Come play War Thunder, we don't have hacks in our game! Oh and if you say we do... we'll delete your YT channel :)"

[@Arcamean]

Roy Shein That surprises me about as much as a politican not being honest. :p

[@c1moore]

my 8 year old and I love following Jingles in both WOT and WOW. I just play for the fun, and I tend to get killed early as I am always aggressive. Hopefully some of the wisdom from MJ will kick in one day. Thanks MJ.

[@danielmooney8719]

I was in a battle in my cruiser 2, i look up after only 2 min and im the only tank left against 7, won with 1 hp left

[@GaryGotham]

Just goes to show there's hope for the rest of us. Thanks for uploading this one Jingles. :-)

[@tomborosa1328]

#dicksoutforharambe

[@russianspy5307]

#kidsoutforharambe

[@OkenWS]

I got my Kolobanov's in the KV-85 on that side of that very same map. It's nicely compartmentalised and people are always in a quandary over going to the cap or not, and some trickle in from the hill, which is exactly what happened for me. They just kept falling onto my 100mm. It was awesome.

[@Jericho27]

jingles going in cap the cap at the end would be death as just a stay blind shot in the cap would splash him

[@syahareensharani6869]

13:42 I love when Jingles says "How the Hell did that miss"

[@andrewwrigglesworth4506]

I admire your dedication to your viewers.

[@mr10pink]

Looking forward to see your Gamecom videos. Missed it this year :(

[@anon7360]

you the man jingles , you made us a video anyways :) and i love my hellcat i got 4,000 games played in it she is so sneaky

[@Yes-df3xx]

Just what I was waiting for, thank you my Overlord Jingles!

[@thebadchat2079]

Jingles, it's my birthday, it sound sad but this was the cherry on the top.

[@imjust0negaming883]

salut to MRGreen for this amazing HC driving... i miss old hellcat so much but this updated aint that bad... its just td now... before it was mix with medium and td now its just td what is good still

[@ned821]

There's one thing you can always count on with Jingles. If he says he's not going to upload a video, then he's gonna upload a video. I'm not surprised anymore.

[@captbumbler5356]

Thanks Jingles and you picked a good tank video too, when sleep deprived what a star. hope you don't have too big a hangover. I know how you sailors like a drink or two.

[@davidgenthnerjr4995]

Great video Jingles. I drive the Hellcats opposite number and don't see a lot of Jackson drivers neither. I usually get 4-5 kills in the Jackson and don't consider myself a unicum.

[@FrederickTheSecond]

Thank you so much for the effort Jingles :D

[@Hangar-zu8xg]

as a unicum, i would say going after artillery was probably the best idea... theres a row of trees from the south spawn off to the side of the rail works that the arty could use to get the drop on him, it would be unwise to leave the match in the hands of an easily abuse-able mechanic, and one that seems to take a dump every now and again.

[@filmcameras4evr45]

Went to games com this year and took a book of WW2 tanks for jingles to sign, I walk all around looking for him but alas, my need for jingles isn't given. I checked all his social media and even talked to some of the guys at the WG stand and they didn't know where he was. They didn't set up a meet and greet thing this year, which is a shame as chances are I'll probably never be able to go again.

[@Kompoism]

Awww Jingles you big softy, We knew you cared! Hope you have/are having a great time with Rita and everyone at Gamescom sir!

[@TakeMeToChurchill]

"Exactly one in the cap" *2 In the Cap* Oh Jingles we love you, don't ever change.

[@bryanwilson1806]

Howdy folks I'm your host Mighty Jingles and welcome Tog Talk Radio, you one and only world of tanks radio talk show. Today's topic? That damned artillery

[@bryanwilson1806]

Skoda T24 XD o Jingles you old fool

[@junkmorgan7497]

I'm a tomato with 278 wn8 and I got my ace tanker, top gun, crucial contribution, and high caliber in my Churchill III the other day. Just proves stats don't really matter.

[@TheGrenstone4]

jingles will always be awesome

[@VynalDerp]

Jingles, I totally expected this video. When you say you won't do a video, there's a fair chance you will. (and vise-versa)

[@Cailus3542]

Yay Jingles! That's a lovely cure for my Saturday morning hangover. ^_^

[@GreyShot254]

"isn't a great player" has two MoE

[@au_bury]

As soon as the scores hit 10-14 in a Jingles video we all know that the featured player will get a Kolobanov's medal. :'D

[@nekdo_kavc]

true

[@XSpamDragonX]

As a self proclaimed Hellcat fanatic, I am so happy to see this beautiful machine on your channel. Kinda annoyed by the way it looks now. The bags and helmets on the turret look kinda stupid.

[@GamingwithBigby]

Jingles: "I don't see many Hellcat videos recently" Me: "Umm, I sent you an AMAZING one about a month ago..."

[@CrescentGuard]

He is the Unicum Wizard. Riding for justice on a comet of stars.

[@InfernalDalek]

New HD Hellcat looks great. Glad I never sold mine, despite the nerfs. I love the gear hanging off the side of the turret.

[@the_nephandi4551]

12:25 Actually, the Hellcat's viewrange got buff from 360 to 370 with the "TD's viewrange's nerf" =)

[@shockblaster1201]

*Wakes up because notification* "I slept so badly, I am not even going to wake up!" *Is jingles video* "sigh... alright then, just this one!"

[@brucekaraus7330]

You're the best Jingles.

[@kiff4free554]

Jingles made my day! What a nice surprise this video, make me laugh!

[@rousp]

Glacing at the minimap at 1:54 and momentarily wonder what an aircraft carrier is doing making its way up the hill to the castle.

[@gaustadtpanzer3606]

Excellent video!!! Great job Mr.Green!!!

[@vojtechpeterka1929]

I have aprox 1300 battles in hellcat. But that is the old hellcat. Before the quadrilion nerfs he recived. I had gold camo, 3 perk crew and he was just my kitty of doom. They changed it so mutch that I sold him. It became unplayable for me.

[@Ketszercsip]

5:40 Jingles, you might not like Star Wars Prequels, but at least you learned something from them

[@dastoex]

Surprise bonus video. Best kind of video.

[@MrGavinspoppop]

I just love Jingles' laugh !!!

[@christofferpovlsen1995]

ahh jingless, we know you love us, that's why you put up a video :D

[@staticbob2001]

Jingles sir, your awesome.

[@dastoex]

"I basically stayed up all day Wednesday..." First World KZbinr problems, missing your Wednesday midday nap. We feel your pain, Jingles :D

[@cameronalexander359]

loved that Bismarck vid

[@emergingyeti3496]

He has a recent wn8 of 2000 and an overall of just over 1400. He is a pretty good player.

[@DoggyReal2]

This guy is average? I really suck then. He is a good player Jingles. Nice commentary btw. The whiff shot on the arty when he rounded the corner was great!

[@82McKinley]

Very surprised he didn't get a Mastery Ace Tanker for this game. He didn't even get 3rd class for that matter.

[@SmackcrackIV]

Mastery and class badges don't show up on wot replays. This match was definitely an ace. :)

[@OofBerry1]

+Halt Tranty I think it only shows up if it's your first ace

[@ghosthunte416]

"It's gonna be a pretty quick video" - Jingles *Uploads a 16 minute video* lol only you jingles

[@matthewsykes4814]

Astonishing game.........couldn't get any closer

[@15DEAN1995]

i havent played the hellcat since it was nerfed and its soo weird to see how much less maneuveable it is these days

[@kylevolbrecht9255]

Benevolent Jingles? What is this? I must work harder in the salt mines to repay this kindness!

[@MumblingNoob]

Wow a video. Saturday just got better.

[@boristhebard4743]

I love these kind of replays (from non unicum players)

[@Hunter12396]

Actually Jingles, the hellcat was fitted with a 90mm gun, it was known as the Super Hellcat the same vehicle you said was fake when it was in war thunder

[@firewizard4630]

At 13:40 that shot missed because he was aiming pretty much between the gun and the hull which means the shot could've went in between. He could've just aimed at the tracked and secured the kill.

[@firewizard4630]

tracks*

[@Sang1957]

Thank You Jingles!!!!!

[@khoanguyenngoc9094]

Finally, it's been ages since the last hellcat video

[@sappypngn]

Did they get a nerf a while back? There always used to be Hellcat videos, and I played them a lot before taking a break from playing.

[@Zeknif1]

They took a hit to their reverse speed, track traverse and turret traverse so that they could no longer do the work of mediums. Most people who ran it more like a snipe start/flank late medium tank act like the nerf was the end of the world and that the Wolverine is somehow magically better than the Jacksonat everything... but in truth the dpm difference is only about 111, the Hellcat actually has the better turret armor layout, and about the only place with effective armor on the Jackson is the lower plate. Hellcat is WAY stealthier. What's actually happening with these players is that they keep trying to play it like they used to... drive to the front of the pack, get some early and risky shots relying on the reverse speed to avoid return fire, and then scuttle away, then try to pull medium tank flanking shenanigans against isolated heavies... what ends up happening is they drive up to the front of the pack, take a risky shot, fail to avoid return fire because the reverse speed isn't what it used to be, and then get picked off by mediums before they can scuttle away because it took them too long to traverse the hull to scuttle away before the wolfpack overtook them... while in the Jackson, they don't have the mobility to get themselves this deep in shit in the first place... they end up getting better games on average in the Jackson because you can't suicide by enemy team in it by accident.

[@JJ_ExMachina]

+Антон Эдвард Yeah the Hellcat was or has been Nerfed in to almost useless at this point

[@conkercallis9225]

yeah it got nerfed

[@MyH3ntaiGirl]

+MasterMech77 not useless Camo and Bino,camp bush and it OP Camo and viewrange like a boss

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

Well, the real hellcat did actually get a 90mm gun, but it came packaged with the turret of the M36 Jackson, and they called it the M18 Super-Hellcat. And the Jackson had a very slow turret. Also, the added weight of the armored turret and bigger gun slowed it down, which is why hellcat I game is slower than in real life. They should still have the top speed listed at 90kph on paper, however, because the stock hellcat should be able to get up to that speed at times.

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

Which is why hellcats get those infuriating turret bounces.

[@ketilflatnose4930]

The game sound is slightly low and there is some background noise but I understand.

[@haosheng12]

was kinda expecting Jingles to suddenly start snoring in the middle of the video, would be funny.

[@Wilddlr]

Nice surprise for Saturday.

[@triumphspitfire2257]

Cheers Jingles!

[@kelemvour]

Wow.... Well played Mr Green...

[@rangefinder2601]

oh Jingles. You're so good to us... :)

[@greyone40]

nice smart move to finish the game. Thanks for this video.

[@Panda-wt9no]

I'll have to see if I can dig out the replay of me getting my first kolobanovs in the E25 to send it to you

[@DWatchRazgriz]

SUPRISE TANK VIDEO! Much skill, such tactic! Great camo rating! Best of all British produced surprise videos!