World of Warships - Battleship Stalingrad

When is a battleship not a battleship? And just how many kills and how much damage is too much? Enter Battleship Stalingrad...
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[@pinkyandbrain123]

12 guns. Ahhh I feel betrayed, my Stalingrad only sports 9 guns 😢

[@chaosengine4597]

you just should have gone for the Jingles Special Edition of that ship.

[@thegeneral123]

I swear he does it on purpose.

[@scrubsrc4084]

Its a one off jingles approved dlc

[@jure224]

He is also getting older and older

[@honrethgaming8347]

What? Jingle goofed the number of guns a ship has? He would never!!!😂😂😂

[@armstrong11221]

Wait...Stalingrad has 12*305mm guns?? Well that's a proper Jingles moment LOL

[@Edax_Royeaux]

No, Stalingrad was junked before she had any guns. Watch Captain Bruhbeard's Stalingrad Naval Legends for more info.

[@god_of_war_170bc]

dont give WeeGee any ideas to bring out a super stalingrad with 1200 m/s muzzle velocity with 12 guns and super heavy AP shells

[@diestormlie]

Better than having 305 * 12mm guns!

[@Stingray200192]

​@@diestormlie just imaginung that He dakka dakka spam will break the server lol

[@ggkavlos]

HE could said 15 😅😂

[@bkembley]

If they increased the damage taken from any source by 10% for every 10 seconds you're in contact with the map border, people would learn to stay off the border.

[@jessegd6306]

Are you SURE about that?

[@bkembley]

@@jessegd6306 One can never be sure...but in this video, that Stalingrad would have been dead at least one salvo earlier. The idea would just be to mitigate the apparent advantage from border humping. It reduces aim accuracy which in turn reduces damage taken, right? So if the damage taken increases over time on the border, it mitigates that advantage. We wouldn't want it to instantly increase the damage because someone might innocently hit the map border and needs a bit of time to turn around and get off it. But anyone on the border long enough to try to exploit the aim disruption should suffer for it by taking more damage from the shells that do hit. I would like to see it in action.

[@wassentme1891]

​@@jessegd6306You're right, that's a big assumption! People seldom learn anything, do they, especially when it comes to strategies for online games :)

[@travelwell8098]

If wargaming really wanted to keep players from riding the border they would need something more drastic, like disable their guns and nerf concealment as long as they are on the border.

[@nathanfisher6925]

how about after 30 seconds on the border you start losing health at a rate of 1% of your total pool every second. Or your ship floods the entire time you are touching the border? Either would work well and be easy to implement.

[@anonnymousperson]

Stalingrad is back. Stalingrad is angry that last time it was deleted in the Captain Stevie video. Stalingrad does not take prisoners.

[@jaquigreenlees]

and it was clear that Stalingrad's Kapitan shipped a massive number of dissidents to the Gulags so the Stalinium armour and the cold dead hand of Stalin were on side during the battle.

[@cedric1731]

Thanks for featuring my game. A small context: the name is still from my old Minecraft days when I started to play wows shortly after the beta (when I joined there were still only 2 lines). So with time I also was able to purchase Stalingrad with steel and didn't buy it with dubloons :)

[@Therabithole]

Great game bro! TY

[@WeserBlitzEU]

Those railguns never ever disappoint. Cheers for the vid, old man! And props to the stalin player for a great performance

[@andrewgarberXYZ]

I *felt* the 'actually jingles' coming when he kept calling the Duncan the St.Vincent. Thanks for the vids, man. back to the mines for me.

[@frankjandris6972]

True story: A young British soldier in UmQasr, Iraq, was being interviewed by a TV crew, who asked him what his experience of the city was like. His reply? “Before we came here, the Major said ' It’s a big port city - like Southampton'… but there's no booze, no hookers, and the locals are trying to kill us - it's much more like Portsmouth” Copied from where I saw it but I figured you'd get a kick from it

[@user-qy2qu8tk3z]

I must say these russian engineers are miracle workers, with their ability to make a cruiser that has all the strengths and none of the weaknesses of a battleship while also having many of the strengths and none of the weaknesses of a cruiser. Truly a design that could only come from russia.

[@sarpkaplan4449]

it has the concealment of a battleship and cruiser lvl citadel armor, it is extremely easy to outflank and extremely easy to burn down. It is also very easy to mitigate its dmg by just angling towards it unlike a battleship w overmatch. Keep thinking stalin is op little 45 percenter

[@nikitaostrovsky8416]

Jingles clearly likes this player a lot, I mean, he calls him "bro", how lovely is that

[@paulvamos7319]

WOW! Great game!!! Thank you for sending this to Jingles and thank you Old Gnome for sharing this with us!

[@SauerkrautIsGood]

Jingles, sigma is not the same as vertical dispersion. There is an actual value for vertical dispersion, you just can't see it in the game. The game only shows you horizontal dispersion. These two values make up a dispersion ellipse. The sigma value is the likelihood that any given shell will land near the center of that ellipse.

[@theunwelcome]

I love the subtle shifting back and forth between "Bro" and "Brah"

[@christophersims7060]

Fun fight! Thanks Jingles!

[@mattyholden8109]

Waited for this. Always watch your videos in a morning before starting work as I live in the uk. seems like a later upload, but watching this whilst working!

[@luke_3_113]

Great game - he was obviously aided by the 3 extra guns he had :P

[@broccanmacronain457]

I like the Ships that hug the line are hard to hit with the aiming assistance and as it is said the Stalingrad gets 5 crits and drops the ship.

[@lyinarbaeldeth2456]

Yeah, the second he had an actual broadside and not an angle, he sank it with 5 critadels across 12 shells. I'm not sure the border is messing up the aim *that* badly.

[@jaywerner8415]

Well that was a STOMP of epic proportions. And a HELL OF A THROW from the enemy team.

[@YYZ1166]

Nice call out on Michael Mando. Surprised you didn't mention that his likeness was used for the psycho Vaas in Far Cry 3. And of course he did the voice acting. Phenomenal actor.

[@balli7836]

Actually you can hit ships at the map border. You only have to take into account, that they don't move forward anymore but go instead sideways because they are scraping a "physical" border. The only difficulty here is to correctly calculate the speed in which they move sideways. Sometimes it is pretty slow because they have already lost most of their engine power and sometimes it is still fast because the effect has not completely slowed them down yet. You also have to aim on the height of the border itself because the ship at the border is held there and can only move at this line.

[@bangalorewolf5952]

Jingles' stories have more branches than a giant sequoia.

[@gothicalpha]

12 gun Stalingrad Wargamming WRITE THAT DOWN NEW TIER 11

[@russward2612]

Seeing all the "old man" comments here makes me think I must be ancient. Jingles is 6 years younger than I am. Like Indiana Jones said to Marion Ravenwood in Raiders of the Lost Ark, "It ain't the years, it's the mileage". Sending my regards to the ladies of the house, both primate and feline. Scritches and treats to Hjusie and Akizuki. Here's hoping Rita is doing well and you too, young Jingles. 🐈🐈‍⬛👑✌️🖖

[@skullhelmet1944]

Well done to that Stalingrad and thank you for a fun video Jingles

[@Some_Guy6]

I love that Stalinium steel.

[@Crossingman18]

Its funny how Fridays video has all of us making fun of the Stalingrad who died at the beginning of the battle to a french super battle ship and in todays video, its showing a Stalingrad doing well 😂

[@kristoffermangila]

It all depends on the ship's driver...

[@thattankguy8165]

Lets just say that those 12 guns only fired 9 shells every time he fired them :P Dont change old man... Dont change

[@Grygus_Triss]

I find it hard to criticize border humpers. While there are some who do it deliberately, most do it by accident. Maybe better players can avoid it, but I often find myself in a position where I ac either hump the border, or show broadside and die. Or maybe I just don't quite have enough space to turn because someone put a great bloody wall in the middle of the ocean. And once you get on the border, its very hard to get off because it cuts your engine power. So you end up on there longer.

[@thomaskositzki9424]

BalansGrad does BalansGrad things, nothing out of the ordinary to see here. :P XD

[@armanhadi777]

That Vincent shot HE 😂 he reached Tier 10 and doesn’t know basic drive by rule…

[@DestoRest]

As an American that has never played this game. Fucking love Jingles

[@tomriley5790]

It was the sub that got the cossack, which is pretty hostile for dds too, I think he was outside radar range when he died and he got torped by the sub - presumably his sonar was down at the time.

[@Akalipt0s]

i wanna be like Mr. Jingles one day... thats my dream... to laugh like that "because there is 5 radars in this team"

[@thesaltysergeant4103]

Simply Epic. Thanks Jingles

[@IIIJG52]

Hey Jingles. You CAN actually overmatch a stalin with even 380mm guns, but its only the top part of the bow, like all russian CAs it has an ice breaker that can not be overmatched. It is also therefore extremely unlikely to citadel any of them at anything but long range while doing that.

[@michaeljacob9381]

Great video, thanks!

[@k.rizz.]

Hearing jingles say bro like that is so funny to me. Nowadays,comment sections on every social media is just “bro really thought…”

[@1stMasterAce]

All the radar ships are top 5, with ol' Stalingrad spearheading it by a landslide. nice

[@Adam_Lynn]

He aims way to low on the Stalingrad and gets poor results then aims correctly fire 6 shots and gets 3 citadels. Don't let reality get in the way of a good story Jingles :D.

[@Adam_Lynn]

Not saying the problem doesn't exist BTW, just that that was a really really poor way to try and showcase it.

[@tobiasreinhold7642]

11:55 The St. Vincent had HE loaded whilest he was approachng for the drive-by. When you thought the "broadsiding to get torpedoes away" was bad...

[@MadmanJnr]

Bro just held W and went for it. Clapping everything on the way past

[@wwsuwannee7993]

I saw the actual Stalingrad when I was in the U.S.Navy. We shadowed her and another Soviet ship off the cost of Havanna, Cuba for 3 days and nights. As we finally broke away for liberty call in Key West, Florida...our Captain run up the signals A D I O S M F.

[@wwsuwannee7993]

I'm sorry...forgive an old farts memory...it was the Leningrad I saw...not Stalingrad...sorry.

[@ScottKenny1978]

Ah, must have been back in the old days of the Cold War.

[@alc4937]

That is an epic carry.

[@MrRedRye]

FYI the sigma value doesn't directly correspond to vertical dispersion as intimated; it affects both horizontal and vertical. The shells all land in an ellipse that is defined by a series of dispersion equations that differ from nation and ship type. This can be thought of as the maximum possible deviation of the shells from the point of aim, and the width of this ellipse is the value given in port. The sigma value relates to the likelihood of the shells landing in the middle of the ellipse knowing that they are dispersed in a Gaussian fashion. So there are two separate variables that define the accuracy - the maximum dispersion and the likelihood of the shells landing towards the middle. In the case of the Stalingrad it has a battle cruiser dispersion ellipse which is bigger than a normal cruiser, but it compensates with a very high likelihood of the shells going where you aim. In practise it means that the majority of shells will land where you aim but occasionally you might see some going very wide because the ellipse is very large.

[@MrRedRye]

The majority of American, French and German BBs share the same dispersion equations, with the differences in accuracy being controlled only by sigma. Meanwhile the Japanese BBs get a unique equation which is worse at ranges below about 11km but gets better than the standard one at higher ranges. The Slava is an extreme version of this where at ranges below 6km it has the worse maximum horizontal dispersion of any tier 10 BB, but the gradient of the equation is very shallow so it barely increases with range, unlike all the other BBs. It doesn't actually get more accurate at range like you hear people say, but it's accuracy degradation is much better than other BBs. Other Russian BBs also have a unique set of equations that ensure the dispersion ellipse is smaller below about 12km but grows more rapidly above this range. They also have less vertical dispersion in general, so despite the Kremlin's ellipse width (horizontal) being among the largest at range, it has the best vertical dispersion so it makes it easier to hit the waterline if you can aim well.

[@Apollyon-er4ut]

My first steel was Bourgogne and my second was Stalingrad. No regrets with either of these choices. .

[@MrGrimsmith]

Hehe, when I do play it's on the NA servers and I steam towards the opposing team in a battleship. I'd call that high risk as every bugger else in a BB seems to think they've gone for a weekend in the woods they're camping so much! Also, Jingles, "a citadel" on the opfor Stalingrad? There was a "3" on the citadel icon. It tells you how many there were you know... :D

[@jaquigreenlees]

I want friendly fire back to be able to damage the turd burglars that are humping the borders and islands.

[@jamesallen8838]

Yes I enjoyed todays video 👍

[@gamingrootz4411]

What a game, well played!

[@KondorDCS]

Stalingrad, one of WG's greatest achievements when it comes to balancing ships.

[@stefanocrosazzo3262]

Fun thing is, Stalingrad is actually quite balanced compared to all bs WG kept introducing as of late

[@SG-og8nn]

Hiya jingles. An other cracking video. Quick question how proud was you on Saturday watching the Navy marching in style at the coronation.

[@ChIGuY-town22_]

Damn, that was an epic smash.

[@drinsouthwestWA]

Top effort in a top ship. Thing with XP is if you dont take any caps then you dont get the boost. 340k damage is a feat but mostly rewarded with credits. And all those decorations for being awesome give you......bugger all.

[@FedralBI]

Jesus, he is going to have to see a chiropractor to fix his back from carrying his whole team like that.

[@franz265]

That enemy Stalingrad didnt use the borderhumping very clever he just sat there full broadside and got punished the first salvo he aimed to low and the other 2 had multiple citadels so in this case all fine.

[@rhysdbooth]

Nice

[@stavrostsakmakidis5811]

Beautiful!! Great Game Man!!

[@FrancisMaynard]

Superb!

[@Amonabus]

When asked about this game my best description would be a fantasy point and click adventure.

[@desertfoxmj7148]

years ago i angrily wrote to WG support telling them about the border scumbags, they kindly responded to my ticket: "this is not a bug, this is exactly how we intended the game to work" while this is extremely annoying in a game which has moved to anything but historically accurate there is still a bit of war on the high seas mindset with it , map is confined but the borders are sort of lucid and represent a temporary relief hang in there like you have escaped beyond the border. what i like to see is a guide on how exactly to shoot on these sliding scumbags and more importantly how to be one of these scumbags. cheers Jingle! outstanding narration.

[@ehole593]

I'd like to see Bendy as a special captain.

[@TheMCWars]

Ah yes! The vertical dispersion called sigma.

[@iliashomerus9981]

Many thx Mr Jingles, I didn’t knew witch ship to choose with my steel, no dilema anymore! 🫡😉

[@tibchy144]

sweet game

[@Michblack0000]

That Carnot was completing a first-death any % speedrun. They succeeded.

[@ivanstepanovic1327]

Nichael Mando... AKA Vaas Montenegro from Far Cry 3 and 6... BTW, he wasn't in "Breaking bad"... He was in "Better call Saul"...

[@alexanderjones2126]

At the end, I got the distinct feeling of "aww, just a little longer and I woulda killed that guy too ... pooh."

[@TrashCanDolfie]

9:54 your parents after your way too old dog dies when you were a kid😂😂😂

[@johnclapperton5556]

He had an excellant game.

[@hiddentruth1982]

I had a salem do that to me last night. It went broadside to my monty for 1 volley.

[@arnepietruszewski9255]

Easy solution to border hugging: every ship hugging the border for more than 30 seconds will get sunk immediatly and the player has to pay 1 billion credits. Problem fixed, if you want to hug the border you can but you will never ever play WOWS again.

[@BlairAndrecheck]

Ahhh... The edge bug... Called many a name while caling someone out for wiggling it

[@davidsnow9504]

That's a paddlin'.

[@touchofgrayphotos]

First yay! Well this just convinced me to go and get a Stalingrad, with it's armour made from Stalinium and firing shells of pure Stalin rage.

[@carstenhansen5757]

Did you even see the video, before you started commenting TMJ? He did not shot at the other stalingrad. He shot at the FDG. He seemed to hit it just fine.

[@baronblansit]

Nice game

[@Ovokor]

A way to stop the border snuggling is make the shipe lose health equal to being on fire or flooding.

[@hamakaze1364]

i could only imagine if it was the silly accurate ap only Stalingrad how much crazieness that would insue. mine on legends has a `15 sec reload and its accuracy is insane just no he

[@clefsan]

Should have been 10, actually. Because with a slight bit of luck that Salem would have been his kill, too.

[@hedning003]

knowing when to take the risk? most people in random battles say "hell no!,i'll just camp behind this island and being useless for the rest of the team,until it's way to late-and just die"

[@matheusGMN]

and to imagine such a few videos ago the stalingrad got pummeled so hard it was pretty much deleted in less than a minute...

[@Endarfin]

stalinium shells, wood from the black forests of siberia.... stalin is unbeatable

[@davidlabedz2046]

A great game od carries!

[@brucwayn6403]

My back oh my poor back Good lord

[@niezlypasztet9848]

Epic game. Stalin is still OP ship.

[@obinator9065]

ich hatte einen Witz Aber jemand stahl in grad

[@Kellen6795]

Ayyyyy!

[@xusername357]

Any Montana replays on the backlog Mr jingles?

[@EhnTeePee]

Epic vid as always but.... Why is it only your replays are bugged? The other WoWs streamers I watch do not have this 'bug' Ty

[@Fitzwalrus06]

It may be an EU server problem - I see it on some of Aetam's replays as well.

[@myopicautisticmetal9035]

Good old Jingles, can't count or read!

[@eldridgep2]

Jingles on about how border humping ruins your accuracy against the target so player gets 5 citadels in a row and sinks the ship....

[@arduous222]

5:20 Actually Jingles, that ship is not St.Vincent. Edit: 10:48 Did you just remember you made a mistake 5 minutes ago?

[@Norwegian_Bastard]

and also at 11:24 jingles forgets that St.vincent cant launch torpedos when it is broadside. And there is no reason for it to do it really at that time i would say.

[@johnalonzo5213]

Mr jingles. I have been a big fan for the past 2 years. But I have 1 question . Who is the best submarine player? I was just wondering because the submarines seem to die real fast in the game.

[@ScottKenny1978]

Id argue that Yuro is one of the better sub players, he can shotgun torpedoes without needing to ping. Watch his recent i-56 video.

[@MrRedRye]

Where can I get matchmaking like that when I play my tier 9 and 10 ships? Whenever I take out my Stalingrad I end up facing off against Condes and Hannovers

[@josephbarnes3099]

I'll take a Stalingrad please!

[@duroph1943]

👍

[@whitetigerproductions8655]

11:41 my video quality dived from 1080p to 144p in a very short second

[@adherry8142]

I wonder what the enemy DD player though "well double sub, 5 radar, at least its not a carrier"

[@ELCADAROSA]

@2:58 ... Ahhh ... Jingles and the New Math ... 3 x 3 = 12

[@theatlantafisherman6913]

They really need to do something to punish the fucking border humpers. Constant tick damage, changing the sigma of your ship to 0.5, inability to heal etc...

[@Airblade101]

I haven't played WoWS in a long time. When did they add that island to the far west?