World of Warships - Need for Speed

[@dominicgugas486]

So the French captain's special skill is that the more you shoot at him, the faster he can run away? Wargaming, we need to talk about national stereotyping here...

[@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334]

It was either that or a bonus to friendly fire damage

[@dzello]

​@@asterion3291 Auboyneau, the French legendary commander for coal, is pretty bad. It's only good for John_The_Ruthless, otherwise, Honoré is better. There's no reason for him to get nerfed so you can get him if you want.

[@waterpowerspaniels]

They have balanced it only works in Reverse

[@wstavis3135]

"active ludicrous speed"

[@matthewjames2846]

@@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334 Shouldn't that be a skill for an American commander?

[@andreaspersson5639]

He was REVERSING at 22 knots! There are US Battleships that are slower than that going full tilt forward...

[@that1connor583]

It’s slightly slower than the Vermont at full speed with no flags or skills. I don’t know if that’s impressive for the Cruiser or depressing for the Battleship...

[@BPKPhoenix]

Conde: Yo Vermont, check this out!" _Goes 22 knots backwards_ Vermont: What the fuck, I can't even do that with a tailwind forwards! Conde: Lose some weight. :v

[@xcritic9671]

Was just about to point that out

[@DRUNKRUSSAIN2]

the New Mexico too

[@andyreid7274]

Its french, of course its fast in reverse!

[@BobReed1]

I've learned two things from this video: 1. What a lighthouse build is. 2. What it means to have one''s crumpet buttered.

[@Norwegian_Bastard]

Same, learn more here than in school

[@billseventy6825]

pmsfl !!!

[@AnimeSunglasses]

@@billseventy6825 ...PM you where? Are you also not here for the hunting?

[@blauskie]

4. Don't f*ck with bears.

[@topphatt1312]

@@blauskie More importantly 5. Don't let bears f*ck you

[@Flamuu]

How cracked is this John dude?

[@hoffmannadam6566]

I see you are a man of culture yourself, watching the Old Man. Anyway. See you in the saltmines, Flamu

[@shadowblade2088]

Yes

[@dzello]

Now you have to beat what John did by getting 8 million potential in a worse ship. 8 million potential Yahagi game when?

[@DRUNKRUSSAIN2]

about as cracked as someone who's smoked ten full sticks and is starting on his eleventh

[@praetorxian]

John went PLAID!!!

[@robinpcavery]

The last time I heard the bear story it culminated in an air dropped M551 and the shop owner stepping out of the bear costume...

[@DRUNKRUSSAIN2]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[@brianj.841]

That's too funny! :)

[@HolySoliDeoGloria]

That makes a lot more sense than Jingles's punchline.

[@imjashingyou3461]

Ah the tale of the Serial Rapist store owner.

[@tortugagreen9924]

in this episode: Jingles tells us a story about extremely american bear sodomy, and also there's a fast boat.

[@logandarklighter]

Cue classic Top Gear theme song - or The Grand Tour theme. 😎🤣

[@AnimeSunglasses]

@@logandarklighter Yeah, I read that in James May's voice - tried to read it in Clarkson's, but it just didn't fit...

[@axhacker]

Not to mention, that when he slammed it into reverse, it only took this heavy cruiser 17 seconds to come to a Full Stop. From 56.3 knots to full stop in 17 seconds in something with this much mass - Unfathomable. Somewhere in the gaming science world, there are now mathematicians with a Charlie horse between their ears.

[@AnimeSunglasses]

Well, ACKtually... kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZSthIlpYrGlbqc

[@jordananderson2728]

The rough math on that works out to about 0.2g, and the engines are having to counteract _1.4 billion_ Ns of momentum Edited for scale accuracy

[@jordananderson2728]

I also wanted to add that 0.2g is a 0-100 (0-60 for my American friends) of 14 seconds; that's faster than some cars.

[@SuperStevieye]

"Spell things propperly so people can pronounce them" Meanwhile in Britain: Worcester

[@birlyballop4704]

... through, plough, thorough, cough, laugh...

[@ulicqueldromal]

@@birlyballop4704 thought

[@Milyyym]

... ball, baby, Baltimore... I was thinking about the b.a.-ba method used to learn how to read french in my time : "b" followed by "a" is pronounced "ba". Then there are the exceptions to the rules, because french language loves exceptions, but who ever said it is an easy language ?

[@Randallator966]

At least British people can spell English words without loosing letters...

[@Milyyym]

@@Randallator966 I'm curious about this loose letters concept.

[@MrEsandSecrets]

"Please don't try this at home kids" [5 minutes later...] *Every French cruiser runs a lighthouse build*

[@szporaczek9214]

@@asterion3291 it this Flamu fault tho?

[@Tuning3434]

@@szporaczek9214 No, just players that do not understand the game or have a good grasp of their own skill. Not understanding in what situations good players can add some extra risk in their play because they have a good grasp of their surroundings. "Every time i do this i got blabbed immediately" --> yes, cause you shouldn't play like that if you do not have the intel (or gut feeling) that you can pull a move like that.

[@wierdalien1]

@@asterion3291 how is that Flamus fault?

[@szporaczek9214]

players dont understand the game because its wows, and avg player is freakin idiot. They just gonna blame rng or wg that JUST THEM are having bad rng, and guys with pink stats just paid more :). Tbh its the most hated player type from me, avg John from Germany in their premium tirpitz with 35k avg dmg, blaming Flamu of WG MAKING HIS STATS AND RNG BETTER.

[@MrEsandSecrets]

@@szporaczek9214 And here's the difference - I KNOW I'm a potato so stick to P v E modes. Doing stuff like up the middle in various maps or stupid builds are fine there, it's virtually impossible to lose a co-op game anyway.

[@jacobotha6158]

Did anyone noticed that the Conde was doing 22 knots in reverse while capping? Basically he could've kept up with a Colorado going forward with his ship in reverse... . .

[@zackattack8679]

yup. was imaging a Conde player flexing on BBs randomly in matches by doing this.

[@gajustempus]

reminds me of one of those Sonic Shorts...

[@JLewisRacing927]

Ahhh John The Ruthless, arguably the best player on the NA server, and one of the nicest

[@joeirion511]

There's no argument. John is second to none.

[@JLewisRacing927]

@@joeirion511 I'm sure someone could argue, just not me. That's why I put that there so people don't lose their minds in the comments

[@BenTheTiger131]

I love how I’m learning to Jingle’s story while the Annapolis is trying his hardest to sink John, find it so funny and isn’t for the hunting that Annapolis XD

[@SpecimenSpiff]

This one makes me feel much better, I had what was looking like an excellent match earlier this week, my team had the kills, the caps, and a small point lead with about 8 minutes left, and then John here went on a rampage and got I think 7 kills, with the final one just seconds before the match would have timed out and given us the win if any of us were still alive.

[@waverleyjournalise5757]

The most incredible thing about this replay, is the sheer amount of effort John's own team put into killing themselves as fast as he could sink the enemy.

[@giricredwolf]

One carrier launched pilot to the other: What the *hell* was that?! It's John_the_Ruthless... They've gone to plaid!

[@willeh1947]

That’s what happens after going “Ludicrous Speed” right? ;)

[@xyz6106]

This is down right one of the best and most entertaining WoWS replay I've watched!

[@ninjajagyr]

I've been watching jingles so long I remember the bear hunting story

[@christophervanoster]

Same honestly

[@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712]

First time I heard it was back in 2012 I think, in a War Thunder video about a Tiger II 105 mm and a T-44.

[@theperfectshot1110]

WOW, that was great skill. I prefer these kind of videos Jingles, not someone who got lucky and managed to have a good game. This player knows what he is doing.

[@BPKPhoenix]

I love it when Jingles starts telling us stories like this, story time with Jingles aught to be its own thing in my opinion :)

[@lmaniac58]

On this episode of Mingles with Jingles, Captain Jingles sits us down at the campfire telling us a wonderful story between a Hunter and a Bear. Oh and well there's that French Cruiser Conde too. :P

[@----.__]

This upload warms my heart. I was amazed at John's skill level, never heard of the chap before as I rarely play, and looking through the comments it seems dozens of people know of this chap and he's as equally kind as he is skilled. I thought the WOWS community was supposed to be a bit toxic but I leave this video thinking otherwise.

[@shadeofheresy]

Its a one off. This games community is like Chernobyl. Toxic as it gets.

[@max4vax]

@@shadeofheresy the NA-server is fine, the european is the toxic one... ;-)

[@AllAhabNoMoby]

And even John the Rutless could only run from the submarine, the sole survivor of the enemy team. It used to be the CV that always survived till the end... Oh how the mighty have fallen.

[@Ralph-yn3gr]

Just imagine how fast John would have been going if he'd painted _Condé_ red.

[@DeadBaron]

I know it's an arcade game but imagine being on a ship that size that could accelerate and stop that fast without knocking over everyone on board or tearing itself apart

[@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712]

A ship that size moving at that speed would require hundreds of thousands of horsepower. Also, I think it would probably swamp itself with it's own bow wave.

[@Wolfshead009]

And here I am thinking about what it would be like to water-ski behind it. :D

[@DeadBaron]

@@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712 exactly what I was thinking of. The "little" coast guard jet boats that can stop on a dime are violent as hell.

[@silbay]

@@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712 actually no but you are obviously not a marine engineer. Too bad you don't have access to the actual speeds of an Aircraft Carrier or a Fast Attack submarine. They would scare you.

[@veryoriginalname3823]

@@silbay if youre gonna be condescending you might wanna actually be right lmao. the virginia class has a top speed of around 25 knots, and lets say the nimitz class has a top speed of 30ish which are impressive, but comparatively negligable when competing with 56 knots.

[@ussmontana9426]

Oh, my word this was so much fun to watch!!! This is just another example of why French ships are my favorite to watch good players use.

[@niki8280]

I have to admit, when uncle jingles was talking about what suspiciously sounds like a story from his past, I was paying more attention to it than the battle.

[@leeshackelford7517]

He was in the navy before......what made the navy besides rum?

[@klegdixal3529]

an absolutely ludicrous battle AND one of my favourite jokes of all time delivered by the old man himself. what a combo :)

[@darkwolf7481]

That was probably one of the craziest builds I've ever seen that has worked so damn well. My jaw dropped when he started going full out at the end.

[@FlimsyLunchTray]

Loved the hunting story 😂 Pretty much whenever I have faced JohnTheRuthless in WoWs I internally accept defeat is imminent. It's as if the fat lady starts singing before the battle starts 🤣

[@chrissv650]

Jingles, hearing you tell my favorite joke just made my damn day.

[@XPOL12X]

This is my new favourite ship - just love it when people are trying to shot me while i`m doing 44 knots

[@elogrejbjens4327]

i haven't watched a jingles video in four years, there's something comforting about the fact that i can remember everything, from the way he talks about the replay( or doesn't), tells the same jokes and tells the same stories.

[@joshuadupay1285]

What’s hilarious is that at the end he was reversing in that cap circle nearly as fast as the big gun American BB line tops out at a max speed of going forwards😂

[@thebedknobs]

Honestly one of the funniest videos you’ve done 🤣

[@zildiun2327]

I love how when anyone tries to pronounce things in French, the French ridicule them mercilessly, but the moment they try to pronounce a +3 syllable word in English they sound like they’re about to have a stroke. Yeah, it’s not so easy now, is it Baguette Boy? This is why your country hasn’t been a superpower for 200 years!

[@gmanbo]

But they have been a super power..... Some places in Africa are still heavily french influenced. So while the English can ridicule the French...... The French can ridicule just about everyone else.

[@fatherofpie5763]

Wait croissants arent a superpower?

[@marutukus5349]

Croissants aren't a French invention... It was an Austria bakery that invented them after the successfull defense of Vienna against the turkish empire. It symbols the turkish half moon that was eaten for breakfast in Vienna

[@venomous2die4]

@@gmanbo Well to be fair, Portugal could mock the French, the Spanish and England. I mean, Brazil IS quite noteworthy of consideration considering its the largest country in SA (which funny enough, actually has more square miles of dry real estate compared to the US by about 300,000 miles squared) and they speak Portuguese. Let that sink in. Of all of the nations that have been brought up by the expansion of European power, this fairly small country in Europe led to the propagation of one of the larger countries by land mass (minus shoreline). And its not 99 percent covered by desert lol.

[@gmanbo]

@@venomous2die4 agreed in principle. We can quibble about details if you want but the main point was. Sure the anglo sphere if rather powerful. But the French unlike the silly English kept up the practice of being a near( they would say actual) independent pole in the world. The Portuguese became of British ally/protectorate and the Spanish lost quite a bit of there colonial nature after the Spanish civil war right before WW2. The French lost the first round of WW2 but when they popped back up. They sought to be more independent of the united States influence. the French kept there colonial possessions longer fought harder to keep them and still retain a great deal of influence in large parts of Africa. In a sense france never gave up being a colonial power. + Ever since the Suez crises the French have made it policy not to be too dependent on the Americans.

[@matthewclark7885]

"France, spell things properly so people can pronounce them" *Looks at the English language and it's phonographic inconsistencies*

[@Brimstone-Gaming]

hahahaha Butters his Crumpet. never heard it that way before lol

[@saladino8882]

i have two years in the game and i appreciate when ytubers explain this kind of thing, like the lighthouse build and thinks like that..

[@theapostatejack8648]

Last 4 minutes: "He's gone to plaid!" 😲

[@molybdane7240]

Ludricous speed, NOW!

[@matheson31]

Truly one of the most entertaining videos I’ve ever watched.

[@tpaktop2_1na]

09:29 "Grizzlies in Appalachia" Maybe NW USA, like Montana or in the Yukon of Canada, definitely Alaska. Appalachia does have black bears. WP John

[@noahboyd57]

Yesterday I was on this map in my Annapolis. I took a big hit from a Conde and looked up to see John_The_Ruthless! I immediately ran to a different side of the map and typed in chat “I am NOT hunting Bear!!”

[@Porshadoxus]

"Prepare ship for ludicrous speed." - Colonel Sanders

[@greenghost3965]

I love your "All hope you're having a good one". It's my birthday and I have asymptomatic Rona..... So i'm on the piss, playing Warships and watching your vid while I'm having dinner in Iso. And that joke was both hilarious and very appropriate.

[@tba113]

Happy birthday, and get well soon!

[@MarshmaloWarrior]

a WoWs video with a bonus storytime with uncle Jingles? Yes please. I wasn't even paying attention to the battle during the grizzly story haha

[@anthonystejan8492]

That bear hunting story was quite the laugh...

[@genericpersonx333]

It is actually very easy to pronounce Conde with the accent on the e once you remember it is a supership in World of Warships, so it is a Con-day, with emphasis on the con, because playing for it is like a confidence trick.

[@Self-replicating_whatnot]

This tactic does have some basis in reality. As in, there was a reason why maximum effective gun range was so much shorter than maximum potential gun range. At certain distance, enemy shells take so long to reach you that you can dodge every single one by simply doing any kind of course and speed change the moment you see their guns fire.

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

Also the reason that the B25's on the Hornet are total BS. They'd be lucky to hit a MOTIONLESS flattop.... never mind one that could dodge.

[@SeaTorrie_1]

Just came from watching an old Top Gear compilation, and throughout this whole video I could just hear "Yesss, MORE S P E E D" in Jeremy's voice

[@slavkovalsky1671]

Black Adder, Black Adder! (chokes on miserable falsetto imitation, ends up feeling more like a late-season Baldric than anyone particularly cunning)

[@Vlka_Fenryka]

Thank you for telling that joke. I've heard the punchline in the TV series Bosch, Det Johnson (Barrell) tells the joke to Det Moore (Crate). But you only hear as I said the punchline, so again thank you Jungles

[@vczs]

He became one with the speed. And I liked every second of it.

[@AidanDracole]

*cries in Elbing torps* LOL And damn, at the end it could probably win races against some of the US BBs going backwards.

[@chadjensen2027]

Some? I bet all of them considering the supercar acceleration of Condé, on short distances not even Iowa would keep up

[@dudochnicht8546]

The Joke / Story about the Bear Hunter was masterfully told. The gimmicks are rotten.

[@FrikInCasualMode]

Now that's an impressively speedy baguette. One could even say... fast food 😎

[@arnoldwardenaar127]

Ba-dum tsssk!

[@crazywarriorscatfan9061]

Always great to wake up and watch Jingles!

[@tsuaririndoku]

The fact that French Cruiser reverse faster than 80% of American BBs going forward, is really funny to see

[@hetzer5926]

Every time I hear the bear story I automatically start giggling

[@trostorff1]

Living in Kentucky, I admit I chuckled a bit at his pronunciation of Appalachian. Most folks I know will sound like they're saying "appa latch un" when they say it. Other than that, I love fast ships and even in reverse that thing was a beast. Good show.

[@FightingAquila]

I honestly only come here to support you jingles. I cant bear to actually download and play anything wargaming comes out with. Keep up the good work my guy. o7

[@kaltaron1284]

Loved the Black Adder reference and the retelling of the bear joke.

[@Taliyon]

John has unlocked the Mad Lad title. Sheeeeeeeesh! Those jukes were finessed like a pro.

[@menacingcoyote9346]

Legends kleber going 73 knots is a sight to behold. You give up a lot to reach that speed, but when you’re going faster than almost all torpedoes in the game, man is it funny lmao

[@SadisNic]

"Butters his crumpet from behind", Thank you Sir.

[@TheOnlyFMP]

I just want people to realise that this ship is going 104 kph (64,7 mph). Imagine a small skyscraper passing you on the highway.

[@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712]

Jingles stated toward the end the ship covered twelve km in less than 1-1/2 minutes. That's a real world speed of 480 kph (298.258 mph).

[@TheOnlyFMP]

Well, that's ingame. I just translated the displayed speed.

[@buster9102]

seen so much games m8 this guy was great huge respect thanx jingles

[@MorningNapalm]

1 million credits! The last time I heard that, it was the Mighty Mo!

[@AllAhabNoMoby]

Well that is a match for the history books. It will be legendary. Kind of already is.

[@fr0zty86]

ahh @Jingles came here for the replay, got a story to pass around, gotta love the old bugger

[@BinkyTheElf1]

ACKSHULLY, Jingles... Condé is said CON-day. Famous French noble family & region, IIRC. With the accent on the “e”, think back to the naval wardroom on your ship, and the Pâté de Foie Gras served up alongside the grog for snacktime.

[@Sentient_Eagle]

He ain't called "John_The_Ruthless" for nothin', Jingles!

[@TndX]

"He is reversing 16% faster!" Ah, classic french strategy. (PS: 22kts going backwards... omg!)

[@Maraudmania]

32% faster actually

[@pureradio5655]

Just come home from a night shift, I am desperate for sleep but Jingles has posted and so it’s Jingles I’m watching!

[@infinitepaul]

AAAAAAACCCHTUUUALLLY Jingles, the kleber with swift in silence, sierra mike, and speed boost, goes 58.8kts.

[@deltahaloseven]

me trying to listen to jingles' story while ignoring the fact that the appalachian mountains are outside the historic range of grizzly bears. It's why Lewis and Clark's expedition were so terrified when they first came across one while following the mississippi river.

[@ZerotheWanderer]

JINGLES FINALLY RETELLS THE BEAR STORY! It's different yet again, longer, more steps. I still miss the original from the T-34 War Thunder story, and I made a request in the Salt Mines server to have it retold, but it was a different one that got retold.

[@skiffens]

'France, spell things properly so other people can pronounce them.' says the English guy.

[@Scp4217ContainTheBismarck]

The Title of the Video reminds me for the Need For Speed Games

[@AxelRock]

This is such a great video for so many reasons. Loved it.

[@gammelsvensker]

Damn well played and one of the best vid's i seen in a long time!

[@tkj222]

This was highly entertaining! Thank you! The story was great too and if I had a WoWS account I would definitely be doing this lol

[@davidlabedz2046]

This was simply awesome to watch!

[@233Deadman]

Now I don't know much about hunting, but I do want to know: What sort of hunting lodge sells bloody Claymore mines?

[@montro2220]

Great video, good match and an awesome Jingles story. Day is made

[@hell5torm]

Back at it again with the quick maths! And this one isn’t on jingles. It’s on WGs horrendous map scaling and the how HUGE the ships are. At the end jingles says “he travels 12 kilometres in just under 1:30” this isn’t incorrect. The scale on WGs maps are horrendously broken. 12 kilometres in 1:30 is 480 kph …that’s 300 mph …260 knots …Mach 0.389 If you need to check have a look at the distance traveled after a match, all ships are boosting around the map at ludicrous speeds.

[@0neLessCar]

Thx for explaining. If not done, I would had no idea what happened

[@MrKawaltd750]

That guy has such big balls that most of his ship lose speed by friction !!!

[@evernewb2073]

for a point of reference to how this relates to the real world: hydrofoils don't make a whole lot of sense past about 40 knots since at about 44 knots you just end up dumping massive amounts of energy into creating a larger and larger vacuum behind the wing, turns out there's a pretty damned good reason the faster ships in so many countries navies all independently stopped getting faster at about that point. ^anything going faster than that 40-44 ish range for a nice streamlined hull in the water is generally either just straight up muscling it's way through the suddenly staggering energy requirements for every scrap of additional speed or doing some sort of fancy physics trick that needs to be specifically calibrated for a narrow range of operational conditions like playing around with how that cavitation re-equalizes and/or creating an air layer. ps: much like with cars the biggest physics problem with muscling your way through the issue isn't generating the requisite oomph it is finding the "traction" to make use of it, there is only so fast you can spin a prop before it just plain doesn't work and it is rapidly loosing efficiency and RAPIDLY destroying itself loooooooong before that point. collapsing vacuums in water hit HARD because water is less squishy than _diamonds_ and does funny things to any energy transfers that don't let it act like a fluid as a result, we're talking "high explosives are relatively gentle" hard, this will rapidly erode basically *any* material and if you're trying to brute force things as hard as they will go it pretty much just turns into using the ship's engine to grind off it's propeller and parts of it's hull.

[@draigaur9543]

I enjoyed that, congrats to the captain,and thx mr J for sharing!

[@neilevenden3481]

Great video. Thanks also for the explanations of Lighthouse Build and Potential Damage. I like the Bear Story as well.

[@SuperStormfury]

I think we can all agree that any ship that can do that is insanely op. Even for a supership... love the video though!

[@myvideosetc.8271]

Attracting fire is not a worthless tactic, I actually enjoyed my T7 pensacola experience knowing that I was the shell magnet of my team, and just evading fire and putting the nice guns to work, pseudo competent teammates took fair advantage of not being shot at, and all the DMG wasted on me by the enemy team added up with time.

[@VincentLaFamilia]

@The Mighty Jingles You're a beautiful soul! i love your content and your Humor. keep on Going and stay Awesome

[@HaloStrategist]

If the hunter wasn't a fool, he'd have set a claymore BEHIND HIMSELF.

[@austinhopper8343]

Only other time i have heard this bear story was when jingles talked about in a old war thunder video. It was a tiger 2 with a damaged gun ramming and flipping over some t44s that wouldnt quit.

[@MyH3ntaiGirl]

Oh i remember that one It was hilarious, with some funky old porno music lol

[@johnnyenglish583]

This guy's skill at dodging is staggeringly good. I wish I had half that skill. I struggle at juking shots :(

[@siriusczech]

Speedboost made a huge difference here, most ships are not that mush available of decelerating and accelerating fast enough

[@jimbradley6721]

That's what makes this build work: his excellent juking skills. We'd be dead 5 minutes into the game for most of us. :(

[@Ryan-jp2zn]

John's twitch where he gives advice and is great to learn from. www.twitch.tv/john_the_ruthless_

[@johnnyenglish583]

@@Ryan-jp2zn thanks for the link!

[@lex0266]

That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen

[@bob_._.]

Good joke about the grizzly bear; you might want to move it from the Appalachians to the Rockies.

[@wstavis3135]

"active ludicrous speed"

[@AH-pq7yw]

Any buff in WoWs is multiplicative, not additive. So, after 4 times activation of special captain's talent, his ship's speed increase was 1.08^(4) = 1.36, meaning 36% instead of 32%. Apparently, John was not using speed flag in this game, because his top speed was 56.3 knots, which is 34.5*1.2*1.36 (ship's base speed, speed boost bonus and captain buff respectively). If he had speed flag, his top speed would be 60.83 knots !!!

[@chadjensen2027]

Just to put things into perspective, if he had the speed flag on, he would be able to keep up with a WW1 biplane fighter...in a ~40.000t cruiser