World of Warships - The Schlieffen Plan

[@TastierBackInThe80s]

Jingles: "Don't attempt this at home!" Schlieffen captains: "You need to speak up. Can't hear you over these 2ndaries!"

[@jeffhufana2389]

LMFAOOOOO

[@chrisjenks5999]

German battleship captains be all: "ANYTHING, JUST PLAY IT LOUD, OKAY?"

[@johnking1896]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[@Mithril_Antimarr]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJ2unZqio7dsg9U This is Yuro's tribute to GK, I was in absolute heaven watching it... highly recommended.

[@KPen3750]

Actually jingles, years ago, there was a video of yours titled “of secondary importance” where a Grosser Kurfürst got a secondary Kraken as well. So this is the second time we’ve seen the legendary Secondary Kraken

[@TheBattlefieldSource]

How do you get a Kurfürstendamm to a WoWs battle... How can a street fight Battleships? ;) :D

[@bobheale2521]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b6ebXoCDjNxje7M

[@realhuman4396]

deutschland is a better name

[@KPen3750]

@@TheBattlefieldSource fuck, phone autocorrected

[@ShockwaveTheLogical]

AKtually Jinglez

[@BladeKi11a]

Jingles uploads a Schlieffen video. Every secondary BB main: *visible happiness* Jingles: Don’t try this at home kids. Every secondary BB main: *Haha secondaries go BRRR*

[@magecraft2]

Am I the only one who imagines every time Jingles says "Do not try this at home" I see him giving a big cheeky wink :)

[@Revkor]

"Damn the torpedoes, FULL SPEED AHEAD!" That was insane and it help he did have support.

[@siriusczech]

It really helped he sailed with a division of 3 players. Such div can easily support your push, especially with DD+radar cruiser + IJN BB ;)

[@CommanderCreuset]

"He taking all the fire. He's taking ALL THE FIRE! CHARGGGEEEE!"

[@Galaxy_7807]

Jingles: "Don't attempt this at home!" Schlieffen captains: Write that down Write it down

[@aceade]

"The difference between a bold attack and a stupid attack is that a bold attack succeeds." Not sure where I've seen that line - might be somewhere in Hearts of Iron IV?

[@SeedlingNL]

The Jingles variant would be 'If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid!'

[@cendzm9079]

10:48 well actually Jingles a few year a go you posted video title “of secondary importance” we’re someone in a GK got a kraken using only hi- Jingles why are you holding a shot gun

[@RonM.]

lol yup

[@117steveng]

Jdogmaster was the player I think.

[@clothar23]

To the salt mines with ye.

[@Ch4pp13]

"Do not do this at home" Everyone in the salt mines: That advice won't stop us because we've all gotten Tinnitus.

[@shingshongshamalama]

One fast battleship screaming around the edge of the map to force the enemy team into a brutal crossfire is definitely a foolhardy and outrageous idea that relies on almost the entire enemy team being committed to pushing forward into the centre, AND demands serious survivability from the battleship in question just to pull it off as well as coordination from the rest of the team. Now, _two_ battleships doing this shit simultaneously from both sides in a pincer movement might just be crazy enough to work. If you got the right BBs. And players with nerves of steel.

[@terranceroff8113]

nerves of krupp steel tend to be in short supply but we can hope!

[@TheStefanskoglund1]

true - put the other team between a hydraulic piston/hammer and something unmoving and relentless, That Annapolis moved from a place there it was protected from being shot at by multiple players to somewhere he didnt have any protection..... That together with the Chiang Mu's big miss at the beginning did decide this.

[@Mithril_Antimarr]

it worked as he was not heavily targeted by enemy battleships, most of the Schlifen's secondaries are ineffective against BB armour

[@WardStruyf]

this has the same vibe as the secondary graf zeppelin with 2 destroyer, i absolutely love it!

[@ItsRinaldo]

Jingles: "Don't try this at home!" Everyone: "...I'm gonna try this at home."

[@makarabaduk1754]

I respect our gnome overlord's wishes. I try it at someone else's home.

[@skincookiez7576]

Insert running on fire guy .jpg

[@awesomegj]

I mean comparing this to that legendary reply with the t95, it lasted about a month that not just 95s, but pretty much evey heavily armored td charged across the field, trying to replicate it. (hell I saw a death star try once) So jingles, if its a true repeat of history, its not just the schlieffens, its gonna be any secondary focused bb you've inspired hahaha!

[@captain61games49]

Secondary conqueror anyone?

[@Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer]

*What about secondary Zeppelins?* 😏

[@WolfePaws]

Off to try it in my secondary focused North Carolina!

[@Maximilian7992]

Actually Jingles the real T95 *is* the T28 with or without the extra set of tracks. The T95 Gun Motor Carriage was renamed to Super Heavy Tank T28 in 1946 since self propelled guns were normally light. Edit: Also Jingles, GK is now a special ship as she was replaced by Preussen

[@jonomurphy1117]

True mate, a great analogy for the US economy, massive lumbering and combat ineffective but still enough to make any enemy shit their pants and the glorious sight of the red white and blue painted 86 metric tonne freedom delivering doom turtle lumbering across the field at 12 KPH.

[@Karle94]

To expand upon this, the T28 was the designation of the vehicle when it was classified as a heavy tank. It was then renamed T95, which was a SPG designation, then renamed back to T28. This is from wikipedia: "The near 100-ton vehicle was initially designated a heavy tank. It was re-designated as the 105 mm Gun Motor Carriage T95 in 1945, and then renamed in 1946 as the Super Heavy Tank T28."

[@0ptera]

T28 as portraied in WoT is stupid. The secondary tracks where only removed for transport. Driving around without them would severly damage the drivetrain from excessive weight.

[@goldenhate6649]

@@0ptera not to mention it cannot turn while stopped

[@MemeabooDesu]

The greatest thing about Schlieffen is that it has Graf Zeppelin's entire secondary armament, on each side of the ship. Schlieffen is the apex predator of secondary builds, a call back to the olden days of brawling. Imagine if this thing had come out back before WeeGee gutted brawling?

[@martinpalmer6203]

Wg gutted AP.... which negated the entire benefit of outpositioning your enemy so much of the time... it used to be...get caught broadside = death... nowdays its often better to turn broadside than be angled slightly... sad.... Schleiffen does bring some of that back, on SEA server most plaers just dont know how to push and use angles, so you are almost always alone doing it, but still fun! :)

[@starwarscentral]

Jingles: "Under no circumstances try this at home" Every German BB player: "Sei leise Jingles, ich bin fast fertig"

[@bmused55]

You know, this might have been a foolhardy way to play, but it was effective. The enemy had to re position themselves to deal with this Schlieffen and some appear to have been caught off guard. Too many games (almost all) involve ships being stealthy, using islands as cover and generally trying to be sneaky. This leads to long boring games. Instead, Tweak took the fight to the enemy, caused chaos and won the game. Brilliant

[@Wolfshead009]

It helped he wasn't doing it alone. If the Izumo and others hadn't followed him, it would have been a lot shorter. That said, he certainly inspired his team.

[@GuusvanVelthoven]

Imagine being on the other team. Some maniac just keeps charging at you and by some miracle refuses to die... 😂

[@TheGouliat]

The definition of "Taking one for the Team AND getting away with it"

[@karlsmink7037]

Wow.... the stars aligned for this one. But, ,,, do you remember when Jingles said "Never go up the middle on the Two Brothers map." Then that whipper snapper went and made a meme out of doing it. You can bet,,, someone will be trying this.

[@ugotznuked]

Proper way to Schlieffen is to play it exactly like this, full secondary/stealth build, with the Brisk skill, so it can do 39.4kts on a straight line while undetected. I've had some absolutely disgusting games in it, like a 300k ranked game.

[@beatus72]

Jimgles: "Kids, don't try this at home!" Schlieffen: "I find your lack of faith disturbing." 5 secondary kills later Jingles: "Ah, never mind."

[@ryankiser523]

What the heck have I just watched? That was the most entertaining WoWs battle in a while. Also, there were seven tier 9s on the enemy team. You made a video a while ago called OF Secondary Importance where the same thing happened by the way.

[@grahamalogue]

Easily one of the most satisfying replays you've ever posted 😂

[@chrisschack9716]

An alternate way to look at not maneuvering to avoid the torps: those torps seemed to be aimed to catch him coming tight around the island and were spotted far enough out to be able to tell. By not evading, he DID evade!

[@gblowe62]

Best thing ever. A Div of 3 secondary specced Schlieffens.... 3 matches, just push W and watch enemy team run away as fast as possible, showing briadsides to rest of your team.

[@kellhound7227]

He wasn't suicidal Jingles, one of his Crew just happened to break the accelerator in the "all ahead Full" position at the start of the match, and they needed a dry dock to fix it.

[@edwardtobler6766]

Propellers to the wall never looked so good as the victory of nailing the enemy players court to their balls!

[@emberfist8347]

An easy to explain how the T95 succeeded in that match is explaining what it was built to do. It was designed to go up against the Siegfried Line a giant defensive line of bunkers, cannons and other defenses on the German border. The T95 was meant to bust through that.

[@malguskerensky]

Match really makes me miss the old games, where teams got into brawling range and slugged it out.

[@TroaBarton]

This is how you properly drive a German BB, the captain wasn’t suicidal he knew exactly what he was doing. It started when the enemy destroyer smoked up next to the island, that dictated everything. It gave him a path, cover, and the ability to get close unseen. The enemy destroyer gave him an open and he exploited the hell out of it. Very well played o7

[@TheStefanskoglund1]

and he used speed to deny the other side time to adapt and so creating confusion in the enemy team (and on his own side too probably .) Hey team : the train leaves now !

[@luke_3_113]

Highly entertaining! This is like people watching a solo push at the start on Two Brothers, that is successful, and thinking - that's a good idea :P

[@erikwolfarng]

If there ever was a "Hold my beer" replay, this is it.

[@raptordoesyoutube107]

Jingles: "don't try this at home kids." Schlieffen captains: "you're not my dad, YOLO!!!"

[@Caliban_Cam]

Just finished watching an old WOW vid of yours that i missed a couple years ago🤣 PERFECT timing my gnome overlord!

[@BigD321]

This is literally every schlieffen captain’s wet dream, truly a thing a beauty

[@SmerteLunefull]

Actually Jingles, you showed a G.K. replay that also got a Kraken with only close quarter experts in the past. Video is called "of secondary importance" and is from January 4th 2019.

[@JamesBlake3]

@12:12 the comments say to submit to Jingles. It's like they knew that Jingles would feature something this bold and crazy!

[@donwanna3906]

You were, I think, two sentences in, and I already knew what was going to happen. Although perhaps I did not anticipate the scale....

[@RantingFury]

Flambass maneuver on Two Brothers was getting so 2020. Bring out the charging Schlieffens! lol

[@ThatJerseyBloke]

That was the best video of the year so far. Brass Bawls!

[@Theantininja]

ah yes, one of those glorious clips in a wargaming game that makes everyone laugh. And undoubtedly made the enemy team simply say "the fuck?"

[@DevSolar]

Oh no! Battleships actually putting pressure on the enemy, and keeping the pressure on when they see the enemy team crumbling! What is the meaning of this? It means that *some* players out there have actually understood how this game is *supposed* to work...

[@nemlas85]

there is a fine line between pressure and suicide. if that Chung Mu captain was remotely competent, we would not have this video.

[@TheStefanskoglund1]

@@nemlas85 though what did the other side do when they saw the Chung Mu captain first lay a smoke and then fail at torpedoing him ? What did that Worcester and the Vermont player do ? Did the destroyer captain and the BB player speak to each other ? BB player: you missed and now you are in his sonar so get out of Dodge now ! The Vermont is slow and so very dependent on this not happening (hard to get out from Dodge) ie getting isolated from the rest in one corner.

[@thomaskositzki9424]

What a game! XD You know, Jingles, I usually press the like button before I start the video, and was never wrong so far, but here I would like to press it more than once. ^^

[@waffle3632]

Sometimes unconventional plans work out really well. I was playing the 2 brothers map with a clan mate. I was a Prinz Eugen and he was a Baltimore. 3 seconds before the match started he said "let's go down mid" and me looking for some entertainment said "sure why not XD". As we approached the middle canal our team was clearly concerned "Isn't it a bit early for mid?" And "you both are gonna die". Anyway we reach the enemy cap and just dip towards the edge of the cap enough to take it, as we do their whole team is broadside to us firing at the left and right flanks. So we load AP and I sunk 3 ships. Was getting about 9k salvos on battleships all while bow tanking their entire team I did die but my buddy kept going and I think got 2 ships. The rest of our team was like "god damn I didn't think that would work". Both the left and right enemy flanks we're retreat img back to spawn to reinforce their spawn cap but our team was pushing both flanks simultaneously and just obliterated them it was a great game.

[@testdriver3146]

Some guys come home from the war with medals, others don't come home. This guy gets a medal.

[@jimbransley8010]

I set my German BB up for secondaries after getting slammed by too many DD and Cruiser torps. I think this guy was thinking the same thing. You can't dodge, outrun, or shoot down torps, so you have to kill them before they launch. Now when you see any German BB rushing forward you should assume he's trying to kill you with his secondaries. The only thing I'm scared of is the British DDs with the single fired torps. The can line up on your bow and take you out.

[@Prederick]

Yay! Another Jingles video! Also, without getting into those fiddly details, thank you for the fundraiser option Jingles. I've donated before, but I'm proud to donate again.

[@adamthethird4753]

My like...ticked over the counter to from 2.9K to 3k. There was something...obscenely...satisfying about that. Thank you Jingles, you're mightiness, for the opportunity for that deep breathe of satisfaction.

[@RonM.]

AcTuAlLy JiNgLeS, it's your second time seeing a secondary kraken.

[@mrbondohrama]

Props to you Jingles for the fundraiser!

[@thedavescloop]

I already donated to Ukraine through UNICEF (there was a matching offer too good to pass up) but I am glad to see content creators I go to for entertainment also stand up for what is right. Thanks, Jingles!

[@TheKobiDror]

Great entertainment! Now I have to face suicidal secondary Schlieffen or even worse, have them on my team for the next month or so

[@roich11]

This is exactly how I attempt to play every game with the Schlieffen. I get 25% ish good games and that's worth it for me.

[@mjbull5156]

Chung Mu Captain: "Surely that Schlieffen will not be foolish enough to sail in a straight line full speed. I shall aim my torps where he should turn in." Tweek: "You underestimate me , good sir! Eat secondaries!" Chung Mu Captain: "The hell...?!"

[@ChiefTweak]

Most definitely a "surprise mother trucker" moment

[@edsonkidwell2522]

JINGLES followed your videos seems like forever and you voices can't hide what's coming lol when your voices is high and tight to start giggles are soon to follow cats talking to you BTW great video guy thanks for sharing this gem

[@1stpaintballmaster]

Awesome video. Yeah we will see some special tactics for a while but honestly that's nothing new. Although the majority of your team pushing forward might be a welcome sight.

[@shadowblade2088]

Jingles: Please dont do this Everyone else: U underestimate my power

[@gonotgone1]

To be fair I think most Schliffen players are trying to do exactly this already, he was just the guy who pulled it off

[@Alitmos]

Jingles, I’m only coming back for a second comment, post-video, to say that your video will only INCREASE the number of Schlieffens suicidally pushing the flanks like one did on my team only a few hours before you posted this. 😂 German BBs amirite?

[@gurk_the_magnificent9008]

“All I heard Jingles say was ‘secondary spec and keep your foot on the accelerator’”

[@adamcharman8726]

kudos to the Schlieffen's teammates for supporting him as well as they did, & the Annapolis for being blind and not punishing anyone with a crossfire!

[@roanferguson8873]

I watched this with absolute amazement.

[@t4rv0r60]

yeah i remember that WOT game, i also remember the Doomturtle player posting in chat "witness the worlds best scout" right before he made the dash through the field.

[@KathaLaemmchen84]

Great game, great commentary Jingles!

[@bfriesen2636]

I had to watch this twice, that was insane

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

A perfect example of using subversion of enemy expectations to completely flip all strategy on its head and use the ensuing chaos to create an advantage.

[@juriszzzgaming8837]

This is actually the exact way how I play my Gneisenau. In my defenition "works out" is if I get at least 1 kill and 50k damage. With these results it works out about 75% of the time. Just charge, never stop.

[@plektosgaming]

4 enemy cruisers and DDs on 1/4 health (and they don't have heals at T7) in exchange for your one ship often is enough to win the battle - and it's stupid fun as well. The trick is figuring out where a clump is hiding and hitting them broadside.

[@juriszzzgaming8837]

@@plektosgaming I see you are a Gneisenau enjoyer as well

[@plektosgaming]

@@juriszzzgaming8837 Well, Scharnhosrt, but essentially the same ship in terms of point-blank secondary fun :) When in doubt in an online game, just ask yourself, what would Mr. Torque do? ;)

[@EmperorConnor]

Jingles: please don't play like this Schlieffen: haha secondaries go brrrrr

[@Alitmos]

Jingles, is the T95 video you mentioned somewhere among your uploaded videos? I’d like to see it

[@UltraNoobian]

It isn't. Check out QuickyBaby's 2013 video on 'T95 Mega Scout' to find the reply Jingles might be referencing.

[@Alitmos]

@@UltraNoobian thanks! I’ll give it a look.

[@TheRealDanBell]

i don't play either game. I just like your commentary on a match. You make it way more exciting than I thought it could be to play.

[@Waechter_im_All]

Das war ein besonders schöner! Danke, Jingles :-)

[@dangertrebor]

Thanks for the video and commentary Jingles. The world could use a lot more levity like this right now.

[@mudman619]

that was glorious. I have done something similar with my Bismarck. Didn't get that many Close Quarters or a Kraken - but it's a lot of fun (and funny) to cause terror to the enemy by charging with all secondaries blazing, and seeing how they panic and freeze in the face of it. Don't have the Schlieffen yet, but looking forward to it.

[@SnapshotHoffy]

I thought I was watching one of Flambass runs. Well it was not boring, was it. keep them coming Paul

[@oldtimers6460]

I remember seeing that replay as he drove out claiming best spotting tank in the game or similar . Nobody could hurt him . Plenty of laughs thou !😂😂

[@misterdavidov]

The player has balls as big as the atonium in Belgium 🤣🤣 love his badass tactics

[@davidlabedz2046]

Jingles, I completely agree. This was,a match to remembered. Not to be attempted at home.

[@Carstuff111]

Glorious secondary Kraken!! Very nice!

[@MarkBuckleyCorkTuba]

Thanks Jingles

[@paddymcginty1264]

That voice u did about the t95 made me spit me coffee everywhere😏

[@pete2dc]

How very educational, with great tips...now...where is my Schlieffen :)

[@70vicvance]

Technically you did see a secondary kraken replay jingles. it was on the graff zeppelin with a division of two destroyers that provided nothing but smoke screens. I don’t blame you if you don’t remember brother. we all know how people feel about aircraft carriers.

[@justanotherviewer52]

Thanks Jingles.

[@neilbaird2789]

The stars and planets were aligned just right that day. On any other day, his game would have ended very quick.

[@Logovanni]

Thanks, Jingles. Now I had to go watch Bobadog bounce 95 shells in his T95 again. And Honest Gaming’s sneaky cap in the ELC even 90 just for good measure.

[@theredelephant428]

Haha I knew you were going to make a video with this title! wp old man!

[@emeryj.cardenasiii4464]

Jingles uses phrases like "Live fast, Die young, Glory lives forever and Chicks dig scars" then goes all Ole Man Jingles when we do lol.

[@RMS_Fire_Star]

What jingles forgets to mentions, is that T-95 battle came out maybe 9 years ago, and there weren’t that many tanks that can pen its armor as there are now

[@The_MightyJingles]

Pretty sure I did.

[@brianramos5875]

I remember that T-95 Battle. I was laughing my Arse off

[@PugilistArt]

Ah it’s good to tune in to a nice Jingles vid

[@arizona_anime_fan]

well this one is a mixed bag. on one hand, the minn, sort of blew that fight, had the minn, been halfway capable, the schleffin, would have been dead before he rounded that island, however he kept shooting at saturated ship with that ap, which kept the schleffin in it, i know, I've used the saturation mechanic in the schleffin's favor vs overmatch, the minn should have tried to alter his aim a bit, a good volly against non-saturated ship probably would have finished him. I can't blame the chun mu too hard for those torps. usually people turn into torps, he aimed those expecting the schleffin, to turn in the moment he saw the launch. what he didn't expect was the schleffin ignored the launch. the rudder shift is pretty poor on the schleffin, so had he started a turn in before seeing the track of the torps, he would have died to them; once the minn was dead this thing was basically done. the schleffin played the rest of the match correctly. when you get on the flank in one of these german bbs, use that speed and just mow em down. still the italian bb and annapolis were the last ships who could have stopped him, and with the annapolis showing terrible situational awareness and the italian bb trying to "close" the distance to the schleffin both of those fights were basically predetermined. both should have tried to kite him, the sap on the italian and the he on the annapolis would have ended him in

[@CoralPolyps]

This guy gets to work and leaves his car running in the parking lot the whole day

[@CatCow97]

LMAO this is exactly the kind of crazy nonsense I love to do. And have done on a regular basis. I have to say though, Jingles is right - 90+% of the time you will melt away having done very little damage. But when it works, it is GLORIOUS! I blame my habit of pushing in and brawling, even in inappropriate ships, to the fact that my first tier 10 was a GK… And picking a Paolo Emilio has only made things worse!

[@thomasbernecky2078]

Jingles says, "Don't try this at home, kids" or 12 videos with "Don't drive up the slot at Two Brothers, kids" with amazingly, the exact opposite effect.

[@TheAimtoplz]

My kind of driver...F...Y all..no guts no glory...this is proly best replay in years...gj

[@aclevername9381]

More Shlieffens died to bring us this replay than Bothan spies did to get the Death Star plans.

[@rickfrancis4182]

Jingles: .......................... "Don't try this at home kids..." Every Schlieffen driver: ..... "Here, hold my Beer"....

[@orbitalmonkey7259]

Here we see the battleship, its coal scuttles (hush. for the purposes of this comment, this ship takes coal and not bunker fuel) empty, fueled purely by its captain's sheer, towering, unmitigated rage against the world. Here... is the battleship too angry to die.

[@Sabbats-martyr]

I always wondered what leeroy Jenkins did after wow lol

[@berkcangungor7185]

i love when jingle laughs.