WORLD RECORD "DIE MASCHINE" SPEEDRUN BEATEN AGAIN?!?

[@NoahJ456]

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[@generalkenobi7733]

First😏

[@shamarigrant7]

Nice I’m second

[@zehidaornelas2405]

Second

[@Macabre_Idiot]

I like tacos, do you?

[@inferno9730]

Third

[@hope_silent9417]

why do i feel like Noah is that guy when he hits every red light hes like, "this RNG is trash"

[@ghostflame9211]

hahahaha i laughed way too hard at this

[@stickyrick42o60]

Bruh ian never laughed so hard😂

[@Markvanleerdam]

thx for the reaction noah

[@jennsmith8784]

good job dude you are so CRACKED

[@YamiGarsha]

Bro..... you’re Dutch aren’t you?

[@jtaylor2007]

That was a god run bro I can't even get all die elements

[@NoHeziJay..]

You are from the netherlands am i right

[@mennobot3884]

goed gedaan :)

[@roscoes-wetsuit1]

noah: watching the literal world record noah: *this is rlly fast* well... yeah

[@KingmanZombies]

Noah I hope you know that Mark got a 21 yesterday. ;)

[@NExoBoY7]

Damn

[@DarhkAngel]

Ayee new wr again

[@anthonyavetisyan7722]

@@DarhkAngel bruh I laughed to hard at this 😂

[@DarhkAngel]

@@anthonyavetisyan7722 oh for sure ahaha 🤣 I

[@Scrappy__KFC]

3:08 great doctor grey impression

[@carterstevens2115]

Here before no eyebrows Noah J

[@fleam_5360]

💀

[@stick9832]

💀

[@elliotjones15]

💀

[@BananaColada]

Oof

[@konokel]

💀

[@hallow8452]

This is beaten far to much, people’s RNG these days is insane

[@austininfactwasnthere]

yes

[@xull5519]

It took him 2 weeks so not really

[@jakiyoshm]

It works out for Noah so he can make money off of the people who did all the work

[@theguybehindyou1157]

@@jakiyoshm but in return he is giving that person a lot more attention for possible subscribers

[@thenoblemarksman1370]

can someone tell me what RNG stands for please

[@dr.edwardrichtofen908]

“No that’s not the worst thing you’ve ever heard, this is!” Proceeds to make unholy sounds

[@nebula_zombies]

I'm JFK lol

[@kenshin5603]

@@nebula_zombies im imran zakhaev

[@painflick7687]

@@nebula_zombies did anything bad ever happen to the Kennedy's

[@atmxlordmont]

Noahj “or whatever language he’s from” 3:04

[@ItsLeakzz]

Noah: says Steve doesn’t have the record anymore Noah’s stream: Steve has entered the chat with new record

[@obijuankenobi2968]

“IISteveII no longer holds the world record for the solo die maschine Easter egg speedrun” oh, how this has aged

[@skitf_001]

16:40 lmaoooo reminds me of the Loud Ones podcast

[@SpaceCowboy1627]

We need more loud ones podcast

[@spiceboyog9083]

Imagine what it looks like now that you can upgrade the wonder weapon

[@theboixurtee3897]

I love watching these speedruns because you could discover some tips and tricks for playing the game or even doing an Easter egg, speedrun or not

[@reyessebas07]

You know Steve is going to get that world record again

[@mando7323]

True

[@straightjacketshawty2186]

did he

[@4thworldwilderness390]

That speedrun was so smooth.. almost as smooth as my bawlz after using the Wahl manscaping razor while sky diving.

[@RogerH_CxP]

Dutch people be getting them records! I love it :)

[@tijnmartens8593]

Jatochhhh

[@christopherramirez685]

Noah’s slowly leading to the bottom of the leader board of speed running😂😂🥲

[@MaxCtPe]

Its crazy how fast these speed runs are going and then you realize the run still has time losses, so it really can get even faster 😭

[@JDracing11]

Get noah to 5 mil he deserves it 👏🙌

[@shinybraixen8796]

I knew this would happen, the upgraded skills are real op on a small map

[@Ashyyy1222]

It’s funny how firebase z and die Machine speed runs keep on getting beat

[@David-it9ls]

Hey, the new upgrade can get a godmode dog to show, never can go away, it's like a ghost that follows and harasses you every minute of your life

[@martinbigboi9525]

But you know for a fact this man used all his rng for the year

[@nola0511]

Would love to see an Ark speedrun also love the content!

[@foxbody_ssp9768]

Idk bruh, it took Noah 50yrs to build that thing not sure how you could make it much of a speedrun

[@lavaball23]

Ark scorched earth, want him to watch it then do it. (Reason for scorched earth is because alot of it is just waiting for the artifacts to spawn)

[@Richardinho030]

By the looks of his name, he is Dutch! You know Noah, the country of the blue football (soccer) jersey you allways wear 😜 Gefeliciteerd Mark, dikke run!

[@thesovietunion9759]

you mean the language he is from

[@prestonk8155]

My favorite KZbinr🔥🔥🔥

[@davidb4509]

Wow. This new video editor really boosts the brightness! Nice editing but, you can’t watch Noah in the middle of the night and not be blinded. Lol

[@petterimakinen165]

He already beat his own record and got first sub 22 time. Time to do another video!! ;)

[@Darth_FailurexX69]

When the fans ask for a cutscenes cause Die machine hade none FirebaseZ: hEreS 3 CuTsCenES

[@ZarkNasir]

Tbh if two different communities, speed runners always hated em, but players playing for the story liked em

[@laynetucker6592]

Fun fact you can prone under the fridge top nacht before its wunderfizz

[@TeamKilled01]

NoahJ trying new stuff for his videos. Nice.

[@DroppedUm]

He got a new one of 21:57 manz a beast

[@gavinlundquist9925]

7:42 When my teacher asks where my homework is and I know I didn’t do it

[@VeeHarmony]

Crouch under the metal shelf (where Wunderfizz is) on the camping spot on Natch to get 100+ points.

[@Knox8998]

Can I get a heart for the boys?

[@SynnekoNya]

wellp now that noah reacted to this be prepared for all these bew world records that are just gonna demolish die maschine xD

[@victoralfaro46]

Fun fact, there are at least 8 people claiming that they are first

[@AB-eg1ie]

First

[@oxKaneki]

I think the ultimate rng run for a speed run would be getting the ww from one of the crystals you break

[@Wesleye98]

Wow, never thought that a Dutch guy would get the world record. Hollandse trots ❤

[@ItsCompi]

Every time a new speedrun wr is released, Noah loses a part of his soul

[@yayacore2209]

Been waiting for this WR

[@duquettebeats6312]

My son says dad put on the ladies an gentleman guy. Im like noah... Lol hes like yeah him. Hahah

[@theseus1362]

My guy, If you saw my computer you'd think I have a potato as a computer because the game either Kicks me or lags like hell.

[@bageljosher]

The cycle hasn't been broken.

[@SN_Spacey]

All the Dutch people are proud of him

[@Juan-st8pz]

Eindelijk een Nederlander die het doet🤩

[@Locdown-iw7sj]

I love these new edits

[@TrashBagB]

You should have the cryo freeze before the boss fight that way you can grab the electric once you need it

[@idkyihavethis7726]

Fun fact the glitch that Noah says it new isn't new it was basically their sense the beginning of cold war

[@oG_Bulletzzz]

Noah not sure if you’re going to see this but for de D.I.E wonderweapon after you get card and run to the door and then jump and spam button to collect you can get it for without zombies kills

[@TheAventurefilms]

One day there is gonna be another world record of 28 seconds lol🤣🤣

[@oliboym561]

Love the new intros 👍

[@blazingbacon2032]

Editor went crazy on this one huh

[@gtnikolasch400]

oh no i can imagine steve now doing nothing more than practicing

[@kyrossotiriostsolakidis6158]

Let's go a Dutchman. G E K O N O L I S E E R D

[@jtstnd]

6:59 nice

[@jtstnd]

Spam the time stamp if you don’t get it :)

[@Yes-qq2dd]

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

[@MediaRippers]

Steve is sharpening pencils for when he takes this guy to school, don't worry.

[@jxstn262]

Love you Noah keep up the good work

[@fionnmccann5377]

Love the content Noah

[@kurtnaugle]

Noah!!!!!!! When he gets the power turned on and enters the aether is it possible to run as far as he did before it teleports you?? I have never been able to make it out of the top of the stairs before it teleports me. Real question!! I am trying to figure out if there is something I am missing like an attachment on a gun or something!!! I also cant be sure but it looks like he doesn't have the 8 round mag extension on but has the ammo capacity. Thanks,

[@derekgincoo454]

I live for these reactions, plus your editor is doing a great job

[@realAmigo77]

Big Respect

[@jade5101]

Shoot 4 of 5 lights for coffin. Collect all scope parts but dont waste time killing dogs except one for canister. Shoot last light for coffin, dogs will die.

[@Cannon_2099]

When people are beating this game in 20 minutes when I have been beat it.

[@KaneNova]

What was the quality of the video as you were watching it Noah, is my 1080p broken or did you really watch the whole thing in 480 or sm

[@derrickparr4005]

Finally beat D.I.E. Machine for the first time the other day (solo)

[@average3115]

Imagin speedruning cold war zombies and no having teir 3 juggernaut

[@jordanirwin5834]

Just too good💪🏽

[@aiden8799]

Loving these opening video edits

[@titaquaboeie6917]

I feel like he could've used one aether shroud somewhere in that run

[@Cyorex_XV]

I've never heard a pokemon stream sound more like an Xbox360 lobby till THAT stream

[@camerongooblr9052]

Like the new editing

[@itskingbo5426]

little does he know Steve has it again

[@SpherePK]

Dutch guy with the record 🙌

[@jasonrodriguez1835]

Fantastic videos keep it up love you noahJ

[@viet_chicken]

And so the speedrun war has begun

[@omarramos8341]

Nice editing btw

[@j3ffb0b36]

Me and the boys still in spawn Him 22:05:

[@Justin_6636]

You need stamina up for that dual portal skip

[@riffle615]

My guy couldn’t do this on his main channel because of the sponsorship

[@zehidaornelas2405]

Love these vids

[@BadSRH]

I would love to see a 24 hour stream of soe speedrun attempts

[@nola0511]

You can get the 100 points from the wonderfizz before it spawns in 10 rounds later.

[@einseinsfunf5159]

The fact that these are WRs and I got a time of 29mins on this map is really okay with me… because I’m coming in close and I learned a lot about running these from Steve.. I improved on things he had done differently but honestly RNG has A LOT to do with it

[@leeannewaters7105]

3 more perks are coming out I know because on the wonderfizz there’s three more spots

[@theniceguy4932]

I was thinking the same thing today

[@tysondrury7926]

You can grab the die through the wall if you have the lc10

[@CursedWithABlessing]

mark featured on noahj, nice.

[@imbadatthis6046]

Guys there is a new glitch U can get the die bye just standing against the door and hold the intract button and that's it u get the die isntently without filling it up

[@MyDragon316]

The end of Die Machine & Nacht Der Untoten

[@mrball4148]

haha new editor. nice

[@jonatanrosario9146]

Guys with speed cola in tier 5 and the electric wonder weapon you can run and shot at the same time and that makes you go really fast. New strat for speed running?

[@cxmxqx]

Noah... don’t think we’ve forgotten your WAP dance promise

[@Franceypants10]

He did it

[@devondevon6478]

Ay yo Steve be like ima get that back 5 secs later Steve beats it again

[@paulfudgey94]

And Steve took this personally.... he's gonna beat it soon I think

[@junker8017]

So close to 5 million

[@Notplazma]

Idk how I feel about this new editing doesn’t seem like NoahJ

[@cryp7995]

i did the die machine easter egg with my friends and the time was 28:34 round 12