WORLD RECORD "RESIDENT EVIL 7: BIOHAZARD" SPEEDRUN... SCARY!

I JUMPED SO MANY TIMES WATCHING THIS LMAO.
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[@CaptainEzekiel]

Super appreciate having you watch my run, your reactions we're a blast to see! To explain some of the things in the run: The retrys that I do are usually meant to either speed Ethan up or move him forward. It involves some weird game mechanics, which is why that works. The FPS changes are to make Ethan squeeze through tighter spaces faster and around enemies, like Jack, faster. Oh, and the bomb on the ship near the door. That is a time save that I completely just missed LOL. awesome video man, and again, thanks for the reaction!

[@christianwoolcot6386]

Why were you just randomly shooting at various points?

[@Rwndzzz]

@@christianwoolcot6386 to see who would ask and you won the million dollar prize

[@crispycheeseburger3683]

Brooo you’re insane I flipped when I watched you skip the water jumpscare at the beginning lol. Awesome job overall you deserve many praise 👍

[@straightvibin6972]

Sick run bro. 👍

[@Realisphrase]

is your web cam supposed to be welcome to the family pepe

[@ColdestInDaMourge]

petition for him to watch an Outlast speedrun.

[@keijoojala3996]

That would be like not even 10min vid :D

[@nicopalazzo989]

Then we need a cuphead

[@iirosalmi8508]

Insane difficulty

[@zizu_426]

YES

[@rancidquality100]

Bro, that run is crazy. There's a glitch that just skippes 95% of the game

[@StarKiller-9909]

Man, this game looks freaking weird without the insane gore and stuff.

[@azcardinal5]

Play the American version

[@7kingly241]

Insane gore? Where, even normal version is lame asf..

[@camwwe9171]

@@7kingly241 yes sure spider moma and jack exploding are not gory,be quiet

[@rolin8076]

@@camwwe9171 honestly, compared to some very gore Horror movies lire Terrifier the game does feel like child’s play but its really to be expected from a video game, to much gore would ruin it and thats why I think they took a more disturbing/disgusting route for the 8th game 👍

[@lambsauce9892]

@@azcardinal5 it's just because he has his graphic setting really low

[@damianorozco1466]

“I think she becomes a baddie right?” Damn Noah we see you

[@kunocarter]

hes married right monkaW

[@Peepoopee255]

@@kunocarter Divorce rates are high. Better watch out.

[@iGotIceInMyRice420]

Still waiting on the Classified 8 hour speedrun

[@psychoboy6613]

Imagine Classified world record speedrun reaction video.

[@jpwagner8703]

That’s a sleep stream

[@TheDubHero]

I forgot that there’s a version where they had to censor the hand getting chopped off and it does make the beginning go by quicker by a bit lol

[@roysagi15]

But it looks a lot weirder with the reload animation

[@Burndosnachos]

Dude I was wondering so messed up right there cause the weapon was different too

[@dylanhalll407]

@@aidenoleary5652 and you don’t have to reach into his body and get a part

[@jamisonlynch6437]

So they skip the best parts huh?

[@its_the_joker4965]

So glad i dont have to play the censored version. It sucks. Lol

[@ID4rkIIF0xI]

Fun fact: Normally Ethan and the brother lose their arms.

[@spookypan4363]

His names lucas

[@andrewdickens7016]

Why didn’t he ?

[@ID4rkIIF0xI]

@@andrewdickens7016 I think he played the censored version. Maybe it is faster ?

[@Cross_network]

He played on super low graphics so the game doesnt bother rendering half of the injuries.

[@tweedierlist1212]

He played on low graphics so it doesn’t cut them off

[@madmac9629]

“Its less scary when you watch someone speed run it cause...” *screams in fear*

[@cocam8040]

As a “Louisianananana” I take offense

[@pavive6480]

I agree we survive the insects for this treatment UNFAIR

[@Senzusushi]

AND THE BIPOLAR WEATHER

[@cocam8040]

@@Senzusushi for real 😂

[@suki8841]

me too

[@LuckySevens]

I live in Louisiana, but he's right lol.

[@dustin2115]

I just love watching Noah try to understand the story based on an hour and thirty minute speed run.

[@mylesmacdonald9320]

I love how he says Zoe instead of how its it's pronounced, "Zoey"

[@javiercastrejon8102]

Noah: “it’s almost funnier when you speedrun scary games.” Also Noah: Scare jumps out of his seat literally seconds after 😅

[@pulse_nachocodm6789]

Noah watching this speed run : “ that birthday party sucks man “

[@vonnthiessen8761]

This is my favorite horror game of all time. It’s so much fun and it’s not just filled with jump scares like most horror games.

[@Bigtuna666]

Yea I wish I could play it again for the first time

[@iamduck8029]

WHEN NOAH DOESNT REALIZE WHO THE “ OLD FROG WAS “ PEPE

[@jacksonwilliam8037]

he does but it's designed to be the old man who says "Welcome to the family S O N."

[@TheRedditMaestro]

@@jacksonwilliam8037 You mean jack

[@azcardinal5]

@@TheRedditMaestro ye

[@andrewyoung9877]

I understand the games aren't super popular, but petition for mr. NoahJ to react to one of the arkham games... (Just Arkham City will be fine, it's a little over an hour)

[@ianmccauley5467]

He's gonna freak when he sees that ev is the granny lol

[@anthonyparker9781]

He really did

[@nathandyess8173]

I'm from Louisiana and I can confirm that it's exactly like this almost everywhere

[@zachparker9278]

Nice to know 👍 lol 😂

[@Peepoopee255]

Note to self: Never go there.

[@ObsidianHunter99]

Fun fact: in the non-japanese versions of the game ethan has to stick his hand down the decapitated deputy's throat to get the snake key it's really gross

[@nnightkingj]

I'm pretty sure most his viewers know that since they are American

[@notlukemattb]

Hey Noah, the reason that he was save quitting and retrying is because there are many sections in the game where it slows down your movement speed significantly for cinematic purposes. By retrying, you remove the slowed effect so it saves a lot of time :)

[@austinstockton9221]

The "ghost child appears" Noah: "Is that a ghost???!!!!" Runner: "nodes yes many times"

[@jamesfreel7709]

Fun fact: if you don’t do the eagle perspective puzzle before the jack wall glitch the game will soft lock like thirty minutes later in the run at the Lucas tv

[@fren2488]

"I never played re6" i don't think you want to

[@azcardinal5]

Why

[@loneranger7004]

@@azcardinal5 I’m not sure cuz I haven’t seen anything about it but from what I’ve heard it probably cuz it’s not good

[@azcardinal5]

@@loneranger7004 ok

[@loganwhibley993]

@@azcardinal5 worst one by far

[@MikeTansella]

@@loganwhibley993 i’ve seen nothing but good things about it and personally i loved it myself,

[@xpghxst9306]

Fun fact: I got this game over a year ago but I am too “scared” too finish it. Now I probably do after watching that at 4am

[@azcardinal5]

I’m 13 lol and I’m gonna do it for the 5th time tmr

[@wonkybluewarfus4424]

@@azcardinal5 madhouse?

[@azcardinal5]

@@wonkybluewarfus4424 yep

[@Gliz.]

Hey Noah you’ve been a real inspiration to me for a while and just wanted to let you know thank you for that❤️

[@aaronbaker8844]

Things like this are comments that I think need to be upvoted. It makes both Noah AND us as watchers feel better.

[@xImmortalTerrorx]

Simp

[@cluxxx5209]

@@xImmortalTerrorx no

[@chewablecoot2608]

@@cluxxx5209 agreed

[@Jamesandroxie2294]

I understand he’s been an inspiration but I’m kinda struggling to understand how when you haven’t posted for 8 months

[@mylesmacdonald9320]

Been waiting for this!

[@itsgalaxy9665]

For the guy constantly opening the pause and scrolling and hitting retry. certain segments in the game will lower the maximum movement speed of ethan, if you hit retry at the right time it’ll set the movement speed to the max instead of the min so they aren’t moving around slow.

[@phillrossiter4998]

Noah being surprised that the voices are Japanese: OMG ANIME

[@Kevk2100]

He needs to do these reactions live, having chat would make them even better.

[@arzynovak2530]

There's actually videos of developers reacting to speed runs on their game

[@Sky22.]

yes that would be so cool for him to react to !

[@tobybeauchamp2323]

IGN have a section related to them

[@phillymadekharp4751]

Yup On IGN...The other Resident Evil Speedrun is 🔥

[@mykdylanv1]

Thanks for this. I’ve been watching so much RE7 Biohazard lately

[@artificial_bunny1025]

I completed this game and watching him do this makes me feel like my 28 hours spent to complete this could have been like 2 hours

[@setbacks3]

Hey Noah this was the filtered version she actually takes his hand off

[@jhm8614]

Yea i was confused, and at the diner party also right

[@thepandamonarch9900]

@@jhm8614 nah, they attach it to him

[@t8w872]

Whens the reaction to a CUPHEAD SPEEDRUN?

[@yusufkeremcaglar]

Truly True

[@wafflythyme458]

This

[@fett2og723]

Yesssss plz

[@kekobadmarker7696]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Phillyplatz]

Agreed

[@chaseace918]

Bro thanks for making these world record videos there so fun to watch, and I just love seeing games ive played and loved speed ran so thank for reacting.

[@zstrode.8953]

I remember when this game came out and truly scared the hell out of! I cannot wait until RE VILLAGE is out!

[@parsamoradi8400]

😂

[@therocksdad8128]

its awesome

[@backstageodin8]

I said “Yes Noah turn off the lights” And he responded with “Okay!”😂😂

[@bruhmoments7476]

Day 84 of asking Noah to make the official fire bow tutorial

[@smilingmustachestudios]

Fun fact: Lucas isn’t like the parents, he acts like that since he is afraid of Evelin.

[@jacksonwilliam8037]

oh pog

[@bradleytdw2927]

Really? That’s actually really cool

[@bradleytdw2927]

Wait so how does he just take off his own fingernails and get his arm cut off without bleeding out or something?

[@smilingmustachestudios]

@@bradleytdw2927 his arm situation is the same with Ethan and his fingernail would be to express how he is supposedly crazy/controlled.

[@ayywasup3958]

@@bradleytdw2927 he is infected, just like Ethan, but not in a advanced state for eveline to control

[@wesleycope3536]

Really enjoy these speed run videos! Mainly because my attention span 😂🙏🤯

[@Chickwan]

Noah: OMG, you gotta pp Noah's brain: complete the sentence before you get memed Noah: a pp bizon

[@dylanhalll407]

Noah, there’s a tape you’re supposed to watch before pulling the chimney latch that shows you where it is.

[@cyborgsmith351]

Noah to explain the ending better, on the ship you learn that evelyn was a source of a new virus and mia and the people on the ship were doing test and treatments on her cause if they didnt she would age at a very rapid pace so since she broke out and basically killed everyone on the ship she couldnt get the treatments and age rapidly into "grandma" that you seen throughout the entire game

[@brandonkulka1995]

I literally just watched this to watch you jump at the jump scares lmao.

[@noefranco5978]

Hype for RE8 stream

[@saucypotatoeplayz283]

“We get to watch resident evil 7 as an anime” i love you.

[@waitwhat1144]

When you said, should I turn the lights off? I was like yes!! Love it. Haha

[@mokkasana5167]

ive been watching this video atleast 1 time per day since its released I Just Love It the speedrun itself and noahs reaction make it just perfect

[@ShaSAMmash]

Oh my god same . I don’t know why. Let me know if you are still watching.

[@NerdyFluffball]

Fun fact: they bypassed a jump scare in the water at the beginning from a dead body of one of the characters you only meet in VHS tapes

[@isbeisgoat6740]

Watching Noah trying to figure it out is a poggers

[@Dominickthegodd]

Noahj man i used to go to every one of your streams and just hang out for every new release Im gonna go back and watch them all just so you have the veiwtime You deserve it for all ya hard work

[@SynnekoNya]

Seeing Noah get scared from this brings me joy considering, he's the only one who would get scared nowadays, ive played it so much that the stuff that its not scary anymore, only unexpected stuff can get me xD

[@galalmehrez5832]

Noah saying "I would give it 10 out of 10 if it was all about killing the enemy"? So make it cod then?😂

[@TacoUwUz]

Hey Noah, you should check out the mirrors edge speed run wr. It’s crazy what they do

[@parkergiambelluca7200]

noah has priorities almost gets killed "man that birthday party sucked"😂😂

[@ShaSAMmash]

This is a good soothing video to go to sleep.

[@NateJD1021]

Japanese version is so much less graphic than american

[@Sir_Slimbread]

The censorship combined with the low quality, and it being in Japanese actually made this hilarious. Today we learned that it's physically impossible to lose limbs, lol.

[@Karitoiki]

Lol

[@woodworker_64]

Thanks to you Noah I've been hooked on speed runs but mainly been watching hours of GTA 100%

[@bodacious_b0808]

I actually just replayed RE7 yesterday and watching Noah have no clue what’s happening in the story is hilarious and highly frustrating lmao

[@quantaviousstingleberry2683]

Okay so I noticed that the parts like where the chainsaw cut his hand or when the cop got stabbed with the shovel its actually way more gory which I like. The cop gets his head cut clean off and you can see the brains and he gets his hand cut clean off you can see bones and blood squirting out. I thought it was super cool but just a few examples

[@fnlimer8268]

The Japanese version doesn't show it and it's faster to play cuz it skips qlot of scenes and dialog

[@westthebest5893]

Ethan isn't actually their son he is just a visitor

[@lofinova9413]

Bro every time you jumped I jumped and I was leaning back just like you this whole time hahahahaha

[@lavaughnblanding3968]

I know welcome to the family n happy Thanksgiving hilarious

[@aidenfleury7416]

Little Nightmares Speedrun, it’s such an underrated game

[@brookmw1745]

Excited for the second one

[@iitstre_4550]

You gotta react to a Madhouse difficulty speedrun. It's even cooler.

[@azcardinal5]

Facts

[@Murphy-hc3zc]

So happy you put this up

[@legogeneralgreivous8651]

Fun fact: the charred corpse on the chair before the party puzzle room was Clancy, a big character from some of the dlc’s. He was a camera man for a little paranormal show, and they were exploring the bakers guest house. But one of them was killed and the other I think escaped and Clancy was taken by Jack. He was in the “bedroom” and “21” banned footage. Lucas took Clancy and put him in that party room puzzle and it ended with Clancy burning to death, hence the charred corpse.

[@oreoiscute3011]

This game scared me a lot of times the jump scares

[@isbeisgoat6740]

My first time playing I stopped playing at night and waited until there was sunlight outside

[@oreoiscute3011]

@@isbeisgoat6740 ha I did the same

[@wettemupjojo6599]

@@isbeisgoat6740 i always stopped playin once i got scared🤣 then never playd until the next night nd did the same

[@cnstit]

Fun fact: I fell asleep during this.

[@pagnedaman3777]

Dang noah! That beard coming in thick bro! Lumberjack456

[@Sam-cd3oh]

I was waiting for this

[@infoforanything6496]

Noah I'm literally still waiting for the firebow tutorial, come on Noah my game has been paused for nearly 5 years !

[@monkeman924]

Day 9 of asking for RDR2 speed run reaction🙄😂

[@KoltVEVO]

@@CosmicX fr

[@KoltVEVO]

That’s just not worth it though, 1 hour is enough

[@ColdestInDaMourge]

@CosmicX there is a lot of glitches to complete that game which i have used to make it about 2 hourrs long...

[@mataasen2534]

@@ColdestInDaMourge and with checkpoint skips any% record is 9h 28min

[@topnotchgamer4583]

Mia: “Stay Away” Ethan: “She wants me to come and get her”

[@frozenfoxgames5300]

She never actually sent the video to him

[@Pr0digyZRX]

1:33:39 I mean granny was close by every time something bad happened to Ethan throughout the game... I thought it was kinda obvious that she was the big bad at the end of the game fr lol

[@rimusnacks3601]

Day 2 of telling Noah to react to the hollow knight speedrun

[@Josh-ck8uc]

For you Noah the real hero was Clancy he went through hell to let Ethan be able to do what he can do and Clancy eventually died in a way he couldn’t escape

[@mexicolopez4606]

i’m loving the beard noah you looking amazing

[@lordcorporal4247]

When Noah is wondering if he skips any jump scares and saying he hopes so hw doesnt get scared. At the same time noah is saying that, the runner litteraly skips the head bobbing out of the water mini cut scene . Woaaah

[@Aman-br9ws]

God of war speedrun reaction

[@felixargyle3194]

Honestly dude, this speedrun (as any good speedrun should) skipped ALOT of the lore, especially the important stuff, if you’re not down to do a playthrough of it just read up on Wikipedia or something. Although I would HIGHLY recommend doing a playthrough. Loved the vod tho Also the main game is only like 1/3 of the story

[@frozty7967]

Never played any of the Resident Evil games. And after watching this speedrun, still not my type of play style. Was fun to watch tho and felt less scared with Noah's reactions 😂

[@b-luc99]

If noah does not do a playthrpugh of this before village comes out i thibk he'll never get over scary games

[@vgvg7289]

Noah has to react to cuphead he is going to get mindblown!!

[@alexburns6186]

Noah “Is she a demonic child who can do whatever she wants?”) I think the phrase you’re looking for is a spoiled rich kid

[@gooberllc]

i highly recommend playing this game noah, its so much fun

[@aaa-sj6xl]

I enjoyed Noah getting scared very much

[@Pudgy_Adin]

can’t wait to see “among us fastest speed run” 😐😂

[@louisblock6685]

Fun facts about the game lmao, you find the birthday room code on the body before the stairs back to it. Your supposed to die in the room by burning to death, he stores his stuff in the chest because the birthday room won't open if you have anything in your inventory. The clock/bed door room leads to the room he clipped to earlier In the run

[@fallen-angel9823]

The way Noah pronounces Zoe has my nails curling lmao

[@Valcross55]

I was so confused by the screwdriver being replaced and the chainsaw not cutting off his arm. Turns out with min gore on some things that would take far longer, at least by a few seconds, are replaced with quicker animations. Very nice, never knew that I assumed it was all the same.

[@lolseffy]

it’s a weird coincidence that i recently started speedrunning this game, and noah uploads this

[@J1ntu]

There's actually a series called Devs React where they react to speedruns of their games. They tend to be intrigued by the methods or they joke about not needing to make any environments since the runner skips them all (it was mainly in the Half Life 2 speedrun)

[@NYmets414141]

Yess ive been waiting for this

[@georgelosee6511]

This game scared the crap out of me when i played it to the point were i uninstalled it i feel safe watching this with Noah 😂

[@OriGiNaLxGoD]

This game was amazing and got me into RE games. Even went back and bought old ones and the 2 & 3 remake. Those speedruns are insane too. I cannot wait for Re Village, already copped the collector's edition.

[@OriGiNaLxGoD]

I played RE games when I was a kid, but wasn't into them until RE7.

[@5aandr5ww]

im so hyped for this

[@andrewsimms3824]

We all really need to get Noah to play scary games it would be hilarious

[@michaelwyssen5326]

"Some kind of bio thing that corrupts people" is honestly the most accurate and concise way of summarizing this game.