World's Most Dumb Criminals That Didn't Get Away With It

[@SuperSteve180]

Heck I wouldn't have reported the second guy, I'd hire him as a house sitter.

[@pritikagurung4521]

Same

[@SirElderock]

it is a scary thing to see someone you are not expecting especially in a place you think safe. You don't know what their intentions are and in the rush of the occasion of knowing someone who was not suppose to be there is there especially if they are a stranger. i know this from experience.

[@mksislive2242]

same

[@johnedwards4235]

@@SirElderock I mean if he cleans the entire place and nothing is missing after the initial scare I'd be offering him a place to stay in exchange for him cleaning

[@pollypockets508]

@@SirElderock blanket of wetness

[@myscreen2urs]

You can't call that second one a burglar. Especially if his intent wasn't so much to rob the place, but rather just squat in it. I think trespasser is more accurate. Maybe, home invader but it's a fine line.

[@jedinutcracker]

if that happened to my place i wouldent even press charges, man did me a favor

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

Dook Dook I know right?

[@ilkkarautio2449]

Home invasion implies that youre attacking a house that has inhabitants in it. Could a regular burglary be attempted home invasion? Like there almost was someone in. 🤔

[@charlieo1482]

@@jedinutcracker Yeah, Id even offer him a job cleaning my house for me. Win/Win.

[@SakuraNyan]

​@@100percentNotaBot It was a two year conditional discharge, not jail time.

[@TheRandomRager]

6:09 I love how she is still smiling while pointing a shotgun at the robber

[@k3rmitkookies928]

same

[@Firefly256]

She knew the robber can’t get away and smiled as she pulled out a gun

[@e5858]

🔫😀

[@anonyscott]

Thank you, come again

[@molten_bladeslayerofthots4872]

“Finally! A new victim!”

[@beginer12]

The couple with the penguin is like the real life version of The Hangover 😂

[@aldwynaustria1758]

Lol

[@siddarathsalaria]

Yes😂😂😂

[@glucose8466]

Me poppers penguins

[@soarwavez2657]

Lamoooooooooo

[@kjack-in7pe]

TRUE!!

[@racetucker56]

The “come in to weigh your drugs properly” made me laugh so hard😂

[@Lawand]

Same

[@antoniobarbosameillon8911]

The second doesnt seem to be a bad person, just a person without home.

[@Leoprincess3038]

Awwww I'm watching it now 😂😂😂😂😂

[@maximusy8311]

@@Leoprincess3038 lol

[@bi0nicgh0st]

Agreed

[@The_Misanthropic_Magpie]

D G how

[@antoniobarbosameillon8911]

@D G Free cleaning? Sure!

[@blueyoshi4229]

Thief: GIMME YOUR MONEY Employee: *pulls out a shotgun* Thief: Its just a prank bro uhhh calm down

[@magnuslover2143]

Lol and of course its Florida

[@pdawg9208]

While the employee was pulling out the shotgun: :D

[@kyleemartin4919]

Theif: *starts filming * "So guys I was just trying to rob these people innocently and now they pulled a gun on me. The absolute atrocity! Hashtag Cancel Cashiers! " 🤣

[@jetstreamsam5983]

america 100

[@ladyfire44]

This reminds me of a story from America's Dumbest Criminals where this one dude from another town tried to rob a convenience store in Pensacola, only to be shot at by the store clerk. The store clerks are very protective about it.

[@FirestoneAnimation]

The second "burglar" was actually really kind. Dumb but at least he cared

[@tonyacosta4574]

I would keep him I hate cleaning

[@pollypockets508]

I wonder if he was homeless

[@90_98]

He wasn't hurting anyone

[@ladyfire44]

I would've hired him as a housekeeper.

[@Alex_White2]

6:10 Robber: Attempting to Robbing the Store Staff: Uno reverse Card

[@maanmendoza5446]

Get outta mah store - Staff

[@koraljkaradekukic1482]

Staff randomly pulls out a shotgun thats florida!

[@ASAPMEXICANBOI117]

and then the robber put the another Uno reverse Card and it keeps on going again and again till this day

[@kokoslegend4850]

Nobody, gta5 shopkeeper belike:

[@mynameishikidsthisismyyout3269]

florida man be like

[@dagerdale]

If someone broke into my home and washed the dishes, I wouldn’t press charges. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

[@luthermorrisjr1657]

🤷🏿‍♀️😂

[@Bttrmnro]

🤷🏾‍♀️😂

[@felixfauxington99]

Bro, I’d hire them as a cleaner

[@Marvin_Aethos]

This reply section wants me to commit drown.

[@reynahielo9081]

Synth your grammar makes me want to commit drown

[@manasgupta8908]

Plot twist: The couple didn't own the house. Lucas did.

[@signingoffbye]

Manas Gupta lol

[@solomonyadete4631]

wha...t

[@PigBoy99]

@@solomonyadete4631 it’s called a joke

[@shiftboi4808]

Poor Lucas

[@akshobhyavarma]

I would have payed Lucas for staying in my house man.

[@Mr-.Facts.]

A robber named Darren Kimpton invaded a house full of cops. Unluckyyy

[@PersonDude993]

Bruh

[@AbcdEfg-ld4zf]

Off size big rip to that man's career as a criminal

[@calvinscarvings.66]

😂

[@robertclark2253]

The cops were investigating a burglary that had been done by ..... Darren Kimpton . Yes Kimpton robbed the same house a few hours earlier .

[@crrupte9037]

BRUH

[@winniethepooht5776]

I would've helped that second dude out, he was so nice! He didn't even steal anything. Probably just needed a place to stay, and maybe cleaned to repay them?

[@jaidathomson]

Right

[@e.wfantastic5189]

So True

[@waffie420]

He literally a chad

[@brayon7ook]

still I wouldn't be cool with that a complete stranger in your house

[@ayeshaeroticaaa]

@@waffie420 ok…??

[@mangozzz4487]

I feel,sorry for the second guy, imagine being nice, and getting arrested

[@worm2773]

He lived in someone’s house without permission

[@devog1842]

@@worm2773 At least he cleaned it, I would have not even pressed charges

[@SirElderock]

@@devog1842 it is a scary thing to see someone you are not expecting especially in a place you think safe. You don't know what their intentions are and in the rush of the occasion of knowing someone who was not suppose to be there is there especially if they are a stranger. i know this from experience.

[@wisconsin50]

@@SirElderock He cleaned the entire house though. Did the dishes and all, he deserved a free sleep before they wanted him out.

[@slooeverysunday7065]

@@devog1842 I wouldn’t even put him in jail also I’d give him 2000 dollars for cleaning but a 1 dollar finw

[@josephstalin364]

Police: hears the lady confess in French Also him: finally, years of learning French is not wasted

[@Titanic-wo6bq]

Years of academy training NOT WASTED!

[@maanmendoza5446]

*Y e s*

[@milademjayy]

@@Titanic-wo6bq *He knew the language on his own they dont teach language in 6 months training.*

[@rainxash]

​@@milademjayy they probably mean school

[@davidjohnson3649]

7:08 the expression of a person who excited that they know multiple languages.

[@ilkkarautio2449]

Im basicly bilingual, but my parents forgot that pretty often: everytime they fought, or even worse-opposite of fighting, they just switched the language not realising that me and my sisters knew enough to be terrified.

[@ilkkarautio2449]

Know enough to get that shocked face i mean. 😂

[@davidjohnson3649]

@@ilkkarautio2449 xD

[@ftwtech]

These aren’t always dumb criminals. Many are just unlucky.

[@ASAPMEXICANBOI117]

true

[@mrsmoothbrain9589]

@what should my name be yiur name should be black circle

[@daryljosephsajulga4912]

The bag full of drugs is the dumb part.

[@miwfreak4312]

I thought the same

[@zz3353]

Having the cops measure your drugs made me laugh pretty hard. Thanks for that.

[@akshobhyavarma]

If someone was in my house and was keeping it clean and wasn't stealing anything I would pay them money for that.

[@forbiddensandwich4369]

“Chased out of the shop” Understatement of the century.

[@Shazistic]

Random fact Dolphins have several highly developed forms of communication. They have a “signature whistle” which allows other individuals to recognise them. -The Shades

[@rrbenjy8431]

Drinking game : One shot every time the narrator says "dumb criminal".

[@lionsfantrapsntrolls1631]

We would all be dead...

[@ithaca2076]

Nope

[@bi0nicgh0st]

I’m almost de-

[@85CCM75]

I would be in coma

[@downdtube1343]

RR Benjy the true ultimate serial killer

[@goos101]

The second person isnt bad, like who would complain someone cleaned there house and took nothing? Human: *Cleans my house in exchange for a place to sleep* Couple: You're arrested. That even sounds dumb

[@ASAPMEXICANBOI117]

yes he should be awarded I would of not charged him

[@jessjohnson5001]

It’s a crime to break into someone’s house my man, no matter what his intentions were and what he did

[@negroleague2]

need to be careful tho. could be a psychopath lol. the majority of people sneaking to live in peoples attics or w/e dont end well.

[@kat-pk4fb]

I would have payed lucas and welcome him to my family

[@miwfreak4312]

As much as I'd like to think I do the same. If I found someone in my house and was in that position. I wouldn't necessarily get them arrested but I'd most likely kick them out.

[@philiplee1769]

The only time it was considered a “rescue” to send an animal to seaworld.

[@TropicalAsian-1000]

Dumbest criminal? The one with social media

[@phaxil4207]

Shaun king

[@rjs1jd]

That one didn't seem true . It was made up !

[@robertclark2253]

A small town in northern England had seen crime go up significantly so they sent letters to all known criminals in the area , over drinking age , about a free beer testing being held just outside town . About 30 thirsty criminals turned up and were all swiftly arrested .

[@lizzdoe2821]

My sister worked at a bank and was robbed. But the more ridiculous story was about one of her coworkers. Her coworker was 8 months pregnant when this guy came up to her demanding cash. His disguise was bandaids... his get away was a BIKE!!! Yeah that lasted all of five minutes😂

[@co5833]

I like how the title says “most dumb” when talking about dumb people

[@nethersherps3028]

Instead of dumbest LMAOAOA

[@themanwhowouldbebrick]

Yes ikr 😂

[@lukevimpeny4705]

Oh, dont mind me officer, just my bag full of drugs.

[@Liljitlyang]

I like the Florida Man story where it says: "Man robs bank, goes to KFC with bag of money."

[@XboxOne3023]

¹23333

[@roundhouseradio3588]

I can't be mad at the dude who broke in, stayed there and made himself at home and left it cleaner than it was originally. lol

[@ivoryas1696]

The Goldilocks dudes "crime" was rather pleasant. If I were married, my wife would probably want to press charges but I would be too sure... Also 4:27 Imagine getting mauled by a snake.

[@atrivthedawnblade8812]

Yeah i mean yeah he’s a theif but getting bit by a venomous snake is a bit excessive for petty robbery.

[@miya9904]

2:40 Rhys Owen Jones is literally the most Welsh name I could think of

[@audrete6071]

6:11 LOL I like how she pulled out the shot gun like this happens every day

[@julian2626]

Welcome to Florida i suppose lol

[@audrete6071]

@@julian2626 And she was also grinning lol

[@gowankommando]

It was in Orlando

[@julian2626]

@@gowankommando Orlando is in Florida though

[@maanmendoza5446]

*The joy on her face makes it more* *weird-*

[@metaworld567]

9:16 When you realize that the manufactured bag has a label reading, "Arrest me"

[@HR-wd6cw]

5:25 "Christmas is a time for giving..." Well, the law and law enforcement just gave them a present... a 3 month jail sentence.

[@jayden6975]

Not a bad comment 🙂

[@frankofam1069]

I love this channel. I listen to it everyday on my way home from work. around 7 minutes and 30 seconds in was the funniest one because I am from Long island and I remember this and I actually went to school with one of the cops!!

[@krealyesitisbeta5642]

These are soon to be Team rocket employees.

[@guyorsini1044]

The penguin kidnapping sounds like a new plot twist for the next hangover movie

[@DavidM-tg1oy]

I love the story of the "snake napper". That must be a CLASSIC!!

[@gilby123]

There was one recently in AZ where some guy fled the scene of the crime on foot. In the process of running, he dropped his cellphone, which was unlocked. The police took a photo of themselves and posted it to his FB account and told him he can pick it up when he stops by the station.

[@anshuuu9708]

🤣🤣🤣

[@swadams2]

I remember seeing footage of some guy who tried to rob a convenience store. He thought he'd disable the camera first, but he wasn't wearing a mask, so it got a good close-up of his face.

[@flame1391]

4:04 sounds like a cartoon story lol

[@MrsJHarrington]

Great video! Makes me feel better about myself, lol.

[@SimpleSetting]

Florida man: Finally! A worthy opponent, Our battle will be legendary!

[@dontbeacasualtycutthecord7173]

I'm quite late on finding this channel and video but I automatically subscribed! This had me very entertained, which I needed so thank you! ❤️

[@feetguzzler9000]

6:10 **Cutely grabs gun while smiling**

[@jasminejohnston6393]

A drunk man in Abbotsford, BC, Canada once got out of his car to avoid getting a DUI and went into what he thought was a taxi and told the driver “Get me outta here Buddy cops are everywhere tonight!” The driver did get him out of there…and took him to the drunk tank because it wasn’t a taxi he got into, but an idling police car and the RCMP officer did his job pretty well compared to the drunk man’s mistake. Hey if you’re in Canada don’t mess with Mounties!

[@HDTomo]

Fun fact: first actually said first

[@D_LGND]

Whoa! I am learning everyday!

[@HDTomo]

@scp 049 also true

[@Nitrality]

@TOMO true

[@mapletreepower7038]

Fun fact: most people who say “first” are not first

[@HDTomo]

@@mapletreepower7038 also also true

[@_CARKENT]

6:06 the way the employee smiles as she pulls out a shotgun is hilarious

[@nicolassalazarmartinez9819]

Nobody: The Infographics Show: _proceeds to transition into any way of:_ "but this person is *even dumber,* ..."

[@Zeraora_]

Thief: GIVE ME THE MONEY Employee: Call an ambulance, call an ambulance but not for me.

[@racheljensen1823]

You gotta hand it to some criminals, they really are entertaining. One from where I live tried to rob a donnut store, only to find it was the local police department's favourite hang-out. The same guy also tried to steal their police car... let's just say it didn't work hahaha

[@somtoerinne9260]

That guy must have an empty head!🤣

[@SlyFan-mp8dc]

Robbing multiple homes in a neighborhood during the Christmas season only gets you three months in jail? I'm not one to want severe punishments for crimes like that, but that is way too lenient.

[@dontmindme5879]

First rule of breaking and entering small time Cash and jewelry only. Nothing that would make you need to use an ID to get rid of.

[@____-qm4nq]

You need an id to sell jewelry

[@dontmindme5879]

@@____-qm4nq you do not in the underground my guy. A person will buy jewelry off you before a TV. But what do I know my late teens early 20s I only made a living off it so. Act like you have watched backdoor jewelry operations. What's smarter walking around with 300 bucks of bulky electronics. Or 500k worth of small jewelry. You tried tho

[@dontmindme5879]

@@____-qm4nq but I will say I've made alot off nieve ppl so doesnt matter. Believe what you want. Lol I'm not here to ease your mind. If that makes you feel safe believe it

[@ilkkarautio2449]

Are not or, i hate typos. 😰

[@carolwilson5546]

I absolutely ❤ the infographics animation!!!

[@kamaducktanjiquack8849]

I Need that second person he seems JoyFul

[@InkWaxstudios100]

The Goldilocks burglar is honestly the one home breaker which I feel bad for and kind of like. He was harmless and even cleaned up the house.

[@mattsupertramp6506]

Breaking into people's houses is one thing but stealing presents from under a Christmas tree? That's where I draw the line!

[@KororaPenguin]

I guess they were all grinches.

[@sr-7195]

3:37 The penguin: Look at me I am the driver

[@SarahMacDonald1991]

2 made me think of the episode where Sheldon broke into Penny's place and cleaned it.

[@Nano52737]

Infographics never misses

[@learningwithlaila]

Criminal: takes items from the house I sleep Criminal: also takes Christmas presents *ok now you’ve gone to far* (I’m not one of those “presents are all what Christmas is about” kind of people)

[@boughtthiskidoffebay6346]

6:09 i like how happy she is when pointing a shot gun at someone

[@obmlofficialbluemafialeade8597]

Lucas was just chilling!

[@kat-pk4fb]

I would have payed lucas and welcome him to my family he was so nice he even helped her

[@oliversherman4648]

People who came home: who are you? The robber: Um I’m you’re local housecleaning service People: Nice try kid

[@christigmc]

I once heard about a guy who tried to rob a gun store with a baseball bat.

[@jordandennis6794]

ROTFL

[@CosmicKenny3479]

idk why but at 3:53 The expression the guy made is so funny 🤣

[@mr.poke-a-lot8119]

Try the one when the criminals posted their crime online.

[@htx_cane3033]

The host said “be careful who you rob” like he was giving robbing tips

[@Just-A-Panda]

guys, its simple. Cover your eyes, dress up in black, and put red, yellow, and green circles. Boom, you are a traffic light. Nobody will see it coming. And boom, you just did the heist of the year.

[@teedtad2534]

I love this guy 's video! Especially, if so true!!

[@harveybeaver9731]

5:45 If I were him, I would have assumed that the police christmas presents were just empty boxes.

[@apple_1220]

If someone broke into my house, cleaned it and bought groceries, I would hire them

[@jacksonfoehr6629]

Hiiiii I loved the video

[@ramihamdan7655]

If I ever become a villain, Infographics would be my guide.

[@beticolaproductions]

Me too😎

[@inhalingsand2312]

I can guarantee I would be here if I was a criminal

[@touxiong519]

So since you are here.... are you a criminal?

[@inhalingsand2312]

@@touxiong519 *perhaps*

[@Theluckyduck9]

Ahhh

[@skull6934]

9:02 this part killed me 🤣

[@megarhombus7532]

"Bag full of drugs" DO YOU WANT TO GET ARRESTED!? then having your drugs weighed by the cops! LAMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Monarch_04]

I feel like no. 3 was an inspiration for the Hangover series

[@rewindedits8805]

Imagine being arrested and holding a live penguin at the same time :p

[@KororaPenguin]

I know the animation depicts a crested penguin, but I gather from the fact that they weren't charged with attempting to release a potential invasive species that the penguin was a little blue?

[@leginamon3984]

MoST DumB criminals Infographics show: I am English grammar

[@awzthemusicalreviews]

Guy: (shows up to bar) Bouncer: "ID, please." Guy: "You look familiar..."

[@J999C]

If that were me, I would hire Lucas and just let him live there.

[@OfficialSamuelC]

3 months for that?! It’s almost worth robbing someone if you make a decent payday and only serve 3 months! Ridiculous!

[@ericevans6712]

I know a guy that robbed a grocery store with a water gun an ran out of gas one block away

[@Fl0rales]

Lol

[@maanmendoza5446]

Wa-

[@robertclark2253]

I heard of a guy arrested for bank robbery the police caught him with a bag full of money , a mask and a gun at his interrogation he said " It wasn't me officer " police " Really ? Then why is there so much evidence to the contrary ? " suspect " I never robbed the bank I was busy at the time " police " Doing what ? " suspect " Robbing the post office down the street " or how about burglar Darren Kimpton who tried to rob a house full of cops . Why were the cops there ? They were investigating a burglary committed by... Darren Kimpton that's right Kimpton had robbed the same house just hours earlier . Derek Mosley tried to rob Discount Gun Store in Beaverton armed with a baseball bat which he used to break open a display case to reach the guns inside only for the owner to force to the floor at gunpoint and hold him there until police arrived . Two burglars robbed a house one was caught and wrestled to the ground by the owner who was former WWE Champion Daniel Bryan . Another burglar got stuck in a window trying to get into a house and as he tried to squirm into the window his pants fell to his ankles as passers by took photos of his bare backside .

[@mrpapagiorgio5404]

I love when they mention long island New York. That's where I grew up and lived

[@flameusinsane4198]

6:11 I like to imagine that the staff was like, here let me get it, no, take this lead to the head though

[@kolorfulkrayon]

I work in one of America’s top hospital & I have seen psych patients do that. They honestly believe it’s their home, & they mean no harm at all.

[@choo_choo1256]

6:11 She seems like she’s been waiting to use that rifle for years

[@itzgaming5819]

I love how you switch from story to story

[@keinlieb3818]

"World's most dumb" I assume you did that title like that on purpose, but it still hurts my head.

[@christinanelson7081]

Thank God! I would never do something like that to someone in my drunkenness! People are crazy!

[@stvssrie2305]

1:50 hes innocent let him live a life with u guys

[@brokenbridge6316]

Nice video. It gave me some good laughs.

[@MrMe-xg1du]

when you don’t have a job but need money:

[@BlueXnAaron]

The dumb criminals: *task failed successfully*

[@unknownseizure]

What makes a criminal? Getting caught - Keanu Reeves

[@toast6494]

"Ok, imma rob this bank and go out ASAP" *walks into police station*

[@ingrid3868]

Once my mom told me story that there was a man who really wanted cigarettes so bad and the shop was locked. He then proceeded to take a iron and cut the cord. Then he smashed the window took the cigarettes and ran. It was really easy for the police to find it cause who has a cut cord in there house? Edit: He left the iron in the shop