World's Most Polite Robbery

This poor guy pulled of the most polite robbery in history but was busted two days later by Seattle police when locals identified the robber after seeing the clip on the internet.
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[@randommortal3383]

When he said "are you sure?" He was giving him a chance to walk away. He was more than willing to pretend nothing happened.

[@itz_yeastic]

this is funny u had me laughing for 32 seconds

[@SoapinTrucker]

LOL I doubt it, but we can hope! ;)

[@huey9983]

No way he wouldnt call the cops after that

[@nocturn9x]

@@huey9983 if the guy had really children and rent to pay and he walked away, calling the cops on him would've been an asshole move. So if the store owner isn't an asshole, which we don't know, then there's a possibility

[@b-ballstore8751]

We have are own eyes man

[@teddylockhart3956]

Who knew a robbery would be the nicest thing I watched today.

[@akouniverse5119]

Time to try it out

[@casualrobingamer535]

@@akouniverse5119 oh.

[@niijigod3864]

Lmao fr

[@IbraheemOmar-fn1ze]

im scared to see this persons search history

[@Loavesoflevi]

R/skamteboard

[@HolyNickTheHobbit]

That guy genuinely seemed like he needed help too and didn't know what else to do

[@Spiralredd]

I mean most professional robbers rob in groups. This guy is going in without a mask and a single handgun. He's obviously desperate

[@this_is_patrick]

Don't feel bad for this guy. The robber is Gregory Hess; he had been imprisoned for six years for many robberies before this, including the armed robbery of five Seattle banks. The prosecutor that convicted him for his past crimes said being polite and reciting a sob story had always been his MO to reduce tension and guilt-trip his victims. His story was also a complete lie; he had always been single and never had any children. He also wasted most of the $200 he took to pay his cellphone bills instead of buying essentials like food. If you want to feel sorry for someone, pity the old man that had his gas station robbed for no good reason.

[@RB20071]

​@this_is_patrick Thank you for this information

[@Spiralredd]

@@this_is_patrick wow he really fooled me

[@klemn0291]

@@this_is_patrickexactly. Why would you trust the words that come out of a robbers mouth?

[@miguelcarmona9645]

The "God be with you" and "thank you, you too" at the end just shows the compassion and understanding that these people have for each other

[@Spiralredd]

My guess is this guy is a regular there and they know each other that's why it was so hard for him to do this.

[@turbocoursesfeedbacks2573]

Good understanding when you are only 9-5 workers of the place

[@CreepyMemes]

maybe he should've asked his immaginary god for help, instead of robbing

[@Tigglywiggly-fy6zo]

@@CreepyMemesgod isnt imaginary?

[@Snikerpiker1]

​@@Tigglywiggly-fy6zo SOME atheists just have to shove in an insult when they hear a singular word related to religion

[@cheodoc7355]

This dude robs stores more politely then most clerks run them.

[@andrewhoffman7879]

lol

[@Snake101Gaming]

lol

[@aaravsaini8687]

lol

[@ImUpsetThatYouStoleMyUsername]

Heh yeah a bit of truth there... except that he's pointing a gun at him

[@CulturedBear]

lol

[@JowoeBunchaNumbers]

"I'm robbing you" "You sure" "Yes" I'd like to see the alternate ending where he's just confused and stopped

[@pinkie723]

"I'm robbing you" "You sure?" "... I don't know, am I? What am I doing??"

[@Riwillion]

"I'm robbing you" "You sure?" "Uh, no, actually, I will take two packets of Marlboros and this bag of jerky."

[@rlgo1440]

I dont know, you tell me

[@xc3274]

If he didn't keep on with it he would still have stolen our hearts.

[@volteriaz]

Thousandth like

[@kaii2491]

You can feel on his voice how sad he is for doing that. The guy asking "are you sure?" making him apologizing continuously for having to do it.

[@B3lph3g0r]

someone said he lied about having kids and that he did those things a lot before

[@gluosniukas]

yeah, no

[@willthomas7666]

Lol ur a clown, he doesn't have kids and his story was complete b.s, none of that even matters anyway. The dude held someone up at gun point..... are I beyond stupid?

[@willthomas7666]

U*

[@SagaciousFrank]

​@@B3lph3g0r, I know right? Who'd have thought that a robber could also be a bare faced liar? Astounding. People are so gullible. It's no different to a guy in my area who used to approach people asking for money because his car broke down miles away and he needs money to get the bus. Typical disarming sob story to make you feel sorry for him, but it was all a lie. He tried doing that to me twice on separate days without remembering me. He used to say, 'I wouldn't lie to you', aye alright, of course not. 🙄

[@StephJ0seph]

How about if the cashier said, “No thank you.” Then the robber would’ve been like “Understandable have a nice day” lol

[@rogermurtaugh4766]

That would hv been an appropriate plot twist considering the tone of the interaction.

[@sterlingstauffer2915]

Shop keeper: "Thank you for robbing us, come again soon" Burgler: "You're welcome, thank you for letting me rob you"

[@cengizgenc3701]

😂😂😂

[@salmanramadhan6017]

LMAO 😂

[@playerknownbattledrown1221]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lmmmmaaok

[@moggtheboss3087]

it's robbery, not burglary, burglary is breaking and entering to steal, robbery is entering a public space (such as a shop) and robbing it by force, brandishing a gun constitutes as "by force"

[@salmanramadhan6017]

@@moggtheboss3087 also moon its not made from cheese , if you haven't heard of it

[@tindras9282]

I love how the cashier gave him a chance to change his mind : ”are you sure?”

[@kenskamine]

the cashier is so calm

[@guaxinimdomato5825]

@@kenskamine ofc he isz the robber is not even pouting the gun to him Noor screaming, no need to panic

[@aimel6254]

Kinda like general Irow from avatar

[@stare4539]

Lolol

[@leongxchx904]

The comment like was just 911😭

[@amateurmallard]

As a Seattle resident, I can confirm that this is the most horrific and violent robbery I have ever witnessed

[@Web720]

Maybe in the past, but not in modern day Seattle.

[@tylerbotkin7362]

please empty the compartments of your pantaloons

[@martinkalmus3761]

Dude just respects seniors :)

[@amateurmallard]

@@Web720 Maybe in Capitol Hill or something. I can totally imagine this kind of shit happening in West Seattle or Vashon. It's basically just canada lmao

[@N-64pro]

​@@amateurmallardit must be opposite day. I know Canada is nice and friendly yet capitol hill was a rape party with no cops for years. Hhmmmm

[@BlakeH..888_]

I looked it up and apparently this guy wasn't living with any kids at the time of the robbery. He made the whole thing up. And he has already been arrested for robbing several places before.

[@ianusgindea671]

TRUTH TO BE TOLD

[@valury_storm_]

a- dang what a good actor he was are you sure this is real

[@BlakeH..888_]

@@valury_storm_ Here are some quotes from multiple sources: 1) "Gregory P. Hess... is a former Starbucks barista who has been on federal supervision since 2007, when he was released from prison after receiving a nearly six-year sentence for robbing five banks and a video store." 2) "According to [Sgt. John Urquhart], Hess wasn’t living with any children at the time of his arrest." 3) "Hess ultimately pleaded guilty to six armed robberies - one at a Crown Hill Blockbuster video store that netted him $200, followed by five bank robberies in Seattle and on the Eastside - and was ordered to pay $9,723 in restitution." 4) "The federal case, which includes a lengthy sentencing memorandum that delves into his unhappy childhood and adult life, makes no mention of Hess having children."

[@dilatedbeholder3865]

I believe it. A man who needed so desperately to provide for his kids wouldn't resort to a stick-up like this. He would know that it would just make the problem worse because he would eventually end up in jail.

[@Sweatzl23]

MAKE THIS PINNED

[@alexcollas9148]

The cashier is like Master Oogway, no fear, no anger, just pure peace

[@Dr.Spatula]

Stay calm. Don't get shot. Simple idea

[@FBI-Agent.]

@@Dr.Spatula See

[@almasibillings3359]

That’s how you’re supposed to act in any stressful situation take notes

[@malobikadharchowdhury5153]

Yes,he is an incarnation of Oogway

[@yabca9507]

How could you freak out the guy wasent trying to spook him obv

[@martinbartos2275]

"I am robbing u sir" "u sure?" old man is a legend

[@albusdumbledore9712]

I think he’s just asking the guy if he’s sure he wants to do this. Once you rob someone, you can’t get out of it, and even if you don’t get caught you’re still going to have it on your conscience forever.

[@MrE_]

@@albusdumbledore9712 or he's asking him that because he's secretly a superhuman vigilante who will swiftly beat the shit out of the robber as soon as this clip ended

[@kenjohnson1041]

Maybe he’s an old man but he may be mafia for all anyone knows.its just the way he was so calm about the whole thing

[@jasmeetplayzgames7306]

The Witcher 3

[@ronl9357]

Call it friendo

[@this_is_patrick]

Don't feel bad for this guy. The robber is Gregory Hess; he had been imprisoned for six years for numerous robberies before this, including the armed robbery of five Seattle banks. The prosecutor that convicted him for his past crimes said that being polite and recycling a sob story had always been his MO to reduce tension and guilt-trip his victims. His story was also a complete lie; he had always been single and never had any children. He also wasted most of the $200 he took to pay his cellphone bills instead of buying essentials like food. If you want to be sorry for someone, pity the old man that had his gas station robbed for no good reason.

[@SkynetVortex]

thank you for the background story!

[@asker0173]

filistin/gazze bu durumdayken dünyada daha fazla üzülebileceğim insan/insanlar olduğunu sanmıyorum

[@loriancinder7040]

@@asker0173 May God be with them, governments are diabolical

[@michasosnowski5918]

This should be pinned up.

[@iamgenius3784]

@@michasosnowski5918 IT SHOULD

[@GamingGamer_YT1]

Polite robber: "i might come back..." Owner: "ffs leave your gun at home next time"

[@kyvanthrone]

😂😂😂 Incredible

[@Bubbles7k]

Aw the cashier actually says “God be with you” HES TOO NICE 💀

[@roseking9977]

God*

[@wubzt3r]

@@roseking9977 nobody cares

[@StarLink149]

@@wubzt3r clearly you did if you felt the need to reply.

[@qxarts3896]

He then presses the button that alarms the cops lol

[@Brineson]

@@roseking9977 bruh

[@mitaroulacrar6461]

Cashier:"Thanks, come back often, but without the gun right hahahah" Robber:"See ya man"

[@leroyjr2477]

Lmao😅

[@tiipr9195]

Lmao😅

[@deafryan5985]

Lmao 😅

[@mimicyn]

Lmao😅

[@chasegalloway9919]

Lmao😅

[@Veenbuen1]

“Small talks will come very natural to you if you actually listen to what the customer has to say and then react.” Cashier:

[@BlauerWalfisch]

Cashier: I can give you 40 ... Barbara: And for those reasons, I'm out.

[@alaskandonn4236]

"I'm robbing you" "You sure?" [Speech 99/100] "Yes"

[@yohumanfrisk]

He was 1 speech level too low. . . if he had leveled up 1 more level, he would have convinced him otherwise. . .

[@azyjmexcuseokstop924]

@@yohumanfrisk he should have had an issue of "meeting people" on him smh

[@carloscolon3331]

Basically how to avoid a gun fight in fallout by having high speech

[@PartDrgnRL]

XD

[@BigBrug]

He forgot to take off the Enclave helmet before he started the dialogue 😔

[@stairway2000]

robber: "i am robbing you" Shop keeper: "are you sure?" lol. greatest response ever.

[@Jun-Kyard]

Robber: Are you?

[@fanboyhater832]

@@Jun-Kyard did you seriously reply on a 9 year old comment, lmaoo Its just funny to see that no one commented for 9 years and then one drip guts replied... Chill out yall

[@Jun-Kyard]

@@fanboyhater832 and?

[@Jun-Kyard]

@@fanboyhater832 I'll do whatever the fuck i want

[@zone1035]

why are these comments old asf

[@nyidz5420]

*He just won the Nobel prize for being too kind*

[@artugert]

I think you mean polite. Robbing someone is the exact opposite of being kind.

[@ruffgook]

he did not have kids to feed, it was his second offence doing the same thing, robbed 200 dollars, got 60 months in prison

[@takh8552]

oh for real? whats his name

[@IsmaelMoualdi-os3kk]

@@takh8552 gregory hess

[@dalahh]

@@takh8552Gregory P. Hess

[@ChesterRGC]

@@takh8552 just search polite robber

[@SupahBlade]

I just love how they instantly looked like old friends talking about life

[@PotatoBoiOfficial]

true

[@omarkafih3049]

Yeah true

[@user-mp4wm4xy9h]

Ikr

[@youwantmyname9208]

Me and uncle out in the house fishing

[@cane2253]

If anyone wants to learn about Jesus Christ reply

[@diablous100]

Dude was so polite even the camera gave him half of the frames.

[@Jess-mu6hz]

That's great

[@s_and6040]

This is gold

[@ojioska]

This comment. Luv it.

[@mello-kn9gw]

💀💀

[@archershark1353]

Exactly

[@GamingGamer_YT1]

It's funny,scary and wholesome at the same time,what a gentle robber

[@artugert]

How is it wholesome? WTF?

[@leoli1589]

You are pretty f'ed in the head if you think this is some sort of "wholesome" "gentlemen behaviour".

[@Taffles-hh9cu]

@@artugertyea lmao

[@Savannah-qb4bb]

This ain’t wholesome buddy

[@smolpp5316]

Robber when he reads the comments of this vid: "damn i'm good"

[@emilsadykhov123]

Cashier: “are you sure?” Robber: “Let me rethink this”

[@Joshyy124]

First comment

[@Memesdotcom]

Lol

[@calvenmuswagon7445]

Nvm i changed my mind, my bad

[@draglify9374]

@@calvenmuswagon7445 ayo 36 secs ago

[@farhas8]

@@draglify9374 ayo 17 minutes ago

[@RadiakZaboing]

Love how my man tried to go Rick Harrison on the robber: "Best i can do is 40 bucks."

[@barackobama1187]

gregory Paul Hess search it up. Fucking liar that robbed trough several years whit no kids

[@TroubleZxHCT]

That simply wont do

[@hellolastname9556]

🤣🤣

[@Hyprvelocity]

Well not exactly,the old man really said he could give 40$ out of his own pocket so said person would not get in trouble by police and simply go about his day,unfortunately it wouldn't work

[@n8pk69]

"I know a guy"

[@ixinor]

It amazes me that the comment section is filled with sympathisers.

[@stevejurgens9836]

The "polite robber" had an extensive history of theft. He was caught using a similar excuse after robbing several banks before this incident.

[@Fish-cj4ub]

doubt it

[@stevejurgens9836]

@@Fish-cj4ub A simple Google search will prove you wrong.

[@Fish-cj4ub]

@@stevejurgens9836 doubt it

[@yasininn76]

Yeah... That's who robbing for necessity goes. It's not like you get a steady paycheck after the first one yknow

[@filipferencak2717]

​@@Fish-cj4ubHis name is Gregory Paul Hess, look him up. Your doubt means nothing when confronted with facts.

[@DoNotLookHerePlz]

That's not a robbery, that's a fine act of forced generosity

[@Alpha-gl4fv]

"Forced generosity" hahaha I can't 😂

[@Zetsuke4]

threaten with gun

[@IllogicalCartoons]

@@Zetsuke4 you mean "forced generosity"

[@trueredpanda1538]

It's a manipulation tactic he use on the clerk, don't be fooled

[@ongayazycreed5907]

Forced Generosity is my word of the day now, Thank you ❤️

[@chiefjo]

I like how the shop owner was still so chill about it and the robber even said sorry lol.

[@ThePotater]

Brawl stars youtuber 😔

[@wirbelwind5309]

yeah man, thats the way to handle that kind of shit. Either you pay with your life by escalating it, or you give up 100 or 200 USD ...

[@Ruben_1012]

Yeah bro

[@king00gaming29]

Lol, u r here 😅😝😂😂😂😂

[@David-ve5iq]

Y didn't the guy sell the gun for money.

[@mk--uz4ys]

update: mr hess (the robber) served 60 months in state prison and in fact does not have kids. he aquired $200 from the till and used it to buy food and pay cellphone bills, he put the remaining $90 in savings and was caught 2 days later when the video went viral.

[@jandor6595]

Robber: "I'm robbing you" [INTIMIDATION FAILED] Cashier: "Are you sure?" Robber: "Yes" [PERSUASION SUCCEED] Cashier: "Alright"

[@craychayofficial]

Alternate ending: "I am robbing you sir" *takes gun out* "Are you sure?" "No" *puts gun away and walks out*

[@craychayofficial]

@Camping Comrade damnn he's a crazy dude...

[@whosdatchick7080]

the good ending

[@electricangel4488]

That does believe it or not vous the crime. Since it fall under the idea that if the act has not been commited it isnt crime.

[@charliejames9976]

That is a good video idea.

[@cringyhuman3210]

@Camping Comrade the reason he gave him the money is because he is holding a gun lol

[@jonmann4980]

I like the response of “you sure” like he’s giving him the opportunity to not ruin is life

[@brylark4670]

@chair lmao true

[@k_pler]

So you see, always use manners and you will be in the right

[@OnlyMuzan]

What life? Dude is near his expiration date 😂

[@brylark4670]

@@OnlyMuzan homie was like in his 50's-60's

[@r_spyder]

@B. M. Man was desperate.

[@walterwhite3591]

I love how the clerk is so calm in this video

[@ryakinbarton8151]

I'd be calm too if the guy robbing me was so polite.

[@user-kf9yd3en6b]

Bro could like just steal food

[@owenmcanuff7549]

“Could you do me a favor?” “I’m robbing you sir” “I’m really sorry” “Thank you very much. I really appreciate it.”

[@doopliss6648]

Why is nobody mentioning the gun… -_-

[@AraiKay]

@@doopliss6648 because it's a robbery, of course there is a gun. It's not a main point of this video because it's a given.

[@ThePianiolist]

@@doopliss6648 I feel like if he didn’t have a gun, this would be a whole different video… “do me a favor and empty the till here” “No… wtf? Why?”

[@doopliss6648]

@@AraiKay it is a main point of the video, shut up. Just because it’s an obvious thing, does not mean it should be freaking ignored or forgotten. Stupid People will do this too thinking it’s ok, watching this video… Don’t shit at me like I’m stupid ok?

[@doopliss6648]

@@ThePianiolist You think guns are the only weapons in the world for robberies? Wake up. Knifes and machetes, etc, are used too… 🙄

[@hiitsmeagain2518]

"How about I give you 40 dollars instead?" *Ah yes, the negotiator.*

[@you_tube106]

clearly staged

[@johannsebastianbach8657]

@@you_tube106 it’s not staged dumbass

[@shrijansitaula2844]

@@you_tube106 I don't think it's staged.

[@you_tube106]

@@johannsebastianbach8657 are you blind?

[@johannsebastianbach8657]

@@you_tube106 first of all it’s not, and even if it is ur sucking all of the joy out of the vid idiot

[@TheTruthhasbeenspoken]

Guy didn't rob, he took a loan. He will bring it back.

[@Veenbuen1]

Robber: “May I use your restroom real quick?” Cashier: “Now you’re pushing it!”

[@jamesduncan6729]

🤣🤣

[@j.b.8438]

What a laughter 😂😂😂

[@Str_obes]

What if he’s constipated is that not pushing it?

[@Aurora_Animates]

Underrated comment O:

[@ninagoldsmith]

@blv I thought you gave up on that already 🙄

[@chewy8599]

These Stan Lee cameos are getting out of hand

[@biasawan]

I laughed so hard LOL

[@chewy8599]

@@biasawan and got so far

[@PB-sz2lv]

@@chewy8599 But in the end it doesn't even matter

[@blenderx6754]

Rip legend

[@renielgarcia3306]

Lmaoo

[@hackerman2724]

Splendid! Jolly good show!

[@thomaspapermodel3761]

The listening exam is now over, please put down your pen.

[@mrxsatyr8459]

The sheer balls the guy had to negotiate with him. “I’ll give you 40 and we call it there”

[@yyyyyy-xe8lk]

fr 😂 grandpa was about to pewpew him under the counter

[@spicyman6006]

"No can do"

[@krytiq5786]

“40 is as low as I’ll go”

[@boxhead5055]

45 take it or leave it.

[@LittleFlower06]

@@boxhead5055 🤣

[@bennyelsensohn9299]

This is how speech 100 should be like in bethesda games

[@cadencedarling]

lmaooo

[@dodocheeks3180]

😂

[@I-AM-EL-ZOZO]

"I'm sorry but you have the platinum chip, I apologize but I need it now" *Benny* "how about no" "I asked politely, now give it to me or suffer the punishments" "ok sorry"

[@SISU_Leijona]

Omg gold

[@lawless9813]

I'm fuckin crying 😭😭😭

[@Samster2134]

The worker said, "Thank you after he got robbed😂

[@nothing23681]

I’m not even mad. I’m not even mad that he lied that he had kids.

[@wyleetolson9182]

I like how the clerk tries to bargain with him “how about 40 bucks and that’s it?”

[@cpob2013]

Took some balls

[@BoomKage]

@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch nah

[@aestheticaddict_]

@@Gamer12948 nah

[@Gamer12948]

@@aestheticaddict_ ye

[@aya5468]

Unless this is an old fashioned gas station, cashiers don't usually keep a lot of cash in the register to begin with.

[@iamstewpit6740]

"I'm robbing you, sir." At least he's honest

[@shader6539]

@@Josh-mk8vi why are you so angry?

[@israeltwala4457]

@@shader6539 because he just got robbed😂😂😂

[@Pencilme]

"are you sure?"

[@seoksoon]

@blv ok please shut up

[@shcyfnk]

What do you expect the lie suppose to be : I am not robbing you sir!

[@louie24seven]

Dont forget your coffee sir, have a nice day, thank you for robbing me.

[@FrancisZ82]

This is an accurate representation of a small dog getting up close to a big dog.

[@deleted72636]

Clerk: “I’m sorry. God be with you sir” Robber: “And you aswell” Clerk: “Thank you”

[@SiriusArcher]

thank you for transcribing the video we all just watched.

[@kirasavesmusic]

@@SiriusArcher thanks for being mean to people in the comments section! Whatever attention you’re not getting at home, channel it into something more productive, I bet you’d find your outlook on life to be a little more positive.

[@flacidapplebottoms]

@@SiriusArcher oh shut up

@@pizzaman8064 Not everybody is an English speaker. Reading it makes it easier for many.

[@nijamkaj]

​@Chuck BartowskiI thought to give you a rude comment, but I accidentally checked your channel and realized it wasn't the right way to treat my brother. My advice to you is not to take comments too seriously, it’s the internet, it’s not real life. You need to understand each comment relatively, it is not a constant, nor are they often real people and the opinion behind the comments. There are kids, trolls, people who use multiple accounts, abnormal people...

[@xzly]

Robber: "I'm robbing you, sir" Shopkeeper: "uh do you want plastic bag because we charge 20 cents for that"

[@cuboembaralhado8294]

"Hm, no sir, i will rob it too" He didn't say that, but anyways

[@shinobi3383]

@@cuboembaralhado8294 Shopkeeper: Understandable, have a good day

[@mangthluai5468]

LMFAO YOU FUNNY ASF

[@David-ve5iq]

Robber: Put all the cigarettes in a plastic bag, cos I'm having them as well.

[@nofanfelani6924]

Shopkeeper: can i see you ID card? We need it to proccess your request.

[@KingOfMadnesss]

This has to be the best duo in history

[@kevinwhelan9607]

Both heartbreaking and moving: the contempt the robber feels for himself and the shopkeeper's heartfelt "God bless you."

[@SagaciousFrank]

Give over you wet wipe, the robber is a fraudster and a robber, he'd tell that made up so story to everyone just to pacify those he was robbing.

[@steveninsertlastnamehere3389]

THIS DOESN'T EVEN FEEL LIKE A ROBBERY.

[@alicealicia4975]

This Is Just Sharing With Extra Step

[@not.a.tree.]

i feel powerful as the 1,000th like

[@grievouscontent]

It was just charity with a gun

[@NoName-mi8bm]

It's just privilege robbery.

[@3Iffy3]

It’s just forceful bargaining

[@TakeMeToHonkerBurger]

This is the most violent Canadian robbery I’ve ever seen. He didn’t even offer him a jelly doughnut

[@cns_deffy8498]

next thing you know, "man politely crashes an airplane into a school killing hundreds"

[@badjah858]

@@cns_deffy8498 man crashes airplane politely into world trade center.

[@benijager1372]

@@badjah858 Welp if u don't said politely u will be executed by Biden's order for being islam-fobic, we are politely dropping bombs in syria on airplanes with the LGBT flag

[@BreakingUFC]

Seattle

[@RiddlerQM]

🤣

[@M0nk3ey9]

Walk out of the shop ❌ Walk back into the shop ✅

[@HearMeOut_tho]

I feel like this happened in Canada

[@aabahdjfisosososos]

Robber: “I’m robbing you.” Cashier: “No you aren’t, you are just asking me for money.”

[@notadoctorshh6544]

Robber : "stop it, you"

[@jaffri34]

wholesum

[@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307]

The gun says differently!

[@RockStar-it2mm]

@@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 you’ll probably sh*t your pants Karen lol

[@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307]

@@RockStar-it2mm Whats that ment to mean? You wouldnt have been worried he was pointing a gun at you? I would have dropped him when he went to open the door. You really need to work on your trolling its a very poor show!

[@armentumhominum9931]

That's a good way to keep the victim calm and avoid escalation. It was smooth and the old man in the counter may not even feel angry at what happened.

[@bakerygoblin6895]

Yeah, the gun's fake, and according to the Seattle Times, he doesn't actually have kids. idk if the clerk actually believed him, but it's a pretty good strategy nonetheless. I've been scrolling through this comment section for minutes and this is the first comment I could find that seems to come close to acknowledging he's pulling an act.

[@armentumhominum9931]

@@bakerygoblin6895 Yeah man, been on this planet long enough to see through these type of things. Cheers

[@dae2703]

gullible

[@linglong5830]

And a good act

[@butterss1178]

Do you know something we don't?

[@Doc61725]

Thank you very much at the end, so sad 😢

[@CloakedFN_RL]

This is just pure wholesome, there are some very good people in this world, he is even saying sorry for doing this and the shopkeeper is saying God be with u

[@eldenchad7130]

The robber is a liar. Look up gregory hess

[@gurinolegg]

After ten years YT algorithms went nostalgic.

[@unknogne]

facts

[@VeganSemihCyprus33]

Why wait 10 years when you can watch some important documentaries today? 👉 The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖

[@mahmudd3520]

ikr

[@swanandmodak6666]

I know right...

[@Crandon-de1st]

Fr

[@carterphillips7244]

The clerk looks like he goes through this on a weekly basis 😂😂

[@George.Coleman]

Shopkeeper could have definitely said "no, youre gonna have to shoot me" the robber would have left

[@tempsanity]

When both characters have maximum charisma.

[@frankiethefin886]

@@mzidanos5063 #prestongarvy

[@WastedTalent83]

ahhahahahahahahah but one is a saint and the other a thief XD

[@xxx_donvanvliet_xxx]

If the shopkeeper had max charisma he could have talked him out of it

[@WastedTalent83]

@@xxx_donvanvliet_xxx not if they have both maxed XD

[@rattakornkarnchanah8714]

Robber: take out the money Pawn Stars' Rick: the best I can do is $40 and I'm taking a hugh risk here

[@Brindlebrother]

"I just want to make sure this is a robbery. I got a guy who knows about robberies. Lemme call him up just to be sure."

[@rattakornkarnchanah8714]

@@Brindlebrother the expert: there was a robbery last year and they only took $20. This is just my opinion though

[@konyamate04]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@anany2836]

@@rattakornkarnchanah8714 you guys must be writing the scripts xD

[@mrrichard4003]

LMAO that show I nice tho

[@opticalmixing23]

Why is such a kind man faced with having to resort to robbery?

[@bettybunbun9664]

Because Murica.

[@kingvortex2007]

Because he's lying

[@ummbagels43]

1:14 Bro tried to take the cup and the other guy just shook his head lmao 🤣

[@NxvaBH]

The mere fact he had manners it's just incredible

[@XD-id2ec]

yea he had no children though and pulled the same crap before on other robberies so screw that guy

[@kibukaj2956]

@@XD-id2ec source?

[@XD-id2ec]

@@kibukaj2956 just look up "polite seattle robber" its on both Seattle times and New York Times

[@kibukaj2956]

@@XD-id2ec Oh youre right, thanks.

[@nazmanaebbbz]

It's almost as if the world isn't black and white

[@pennyforyourthots]

"World's most polite robbery" Have you ever been to an American hospital?

[@spongeman3806]

You should do stand down

[@Glorpusvideos]

Nah bro some of those doctors are mean

[@z4rkenny]

hahahaha

[@pennyforyourthots]

@@spongeman3806 i can't stand at all actually. That's why i hate american hospitals so much. The fuckers took my legs.

[@johnl2376]

God dam the amount of truth in this comment

[@meangene98]

Smooth. You can tell that’s not the first heist he’s pulled off.

[@GamingGamer_YT1]

*Me studying for my exam* KZbin: pssst! Wanna watch world's most polite robbery?" Me: "hell yeah! Why would someone NOT watch the world's most polite robbery?!"

[@masterphoenix258]

that same situation here for me. my exams tmrw.

[@petarvasic4730]

The realest comment in a certain amount of time fr

[@hanabiilesley]

fr, my exams start in 2 days​@@masterphoenix258

[@DSHFilms44]

It's such an interesting dynamic two men obviously uncomfortable in a situation just wanting to come out of it with as little damage mentally/physically as possible

[@bilib1891]

Not really as just not starting the robbery wouldn't have caused him any damage at all. Also: read other posts, he lied about his situation so that wouldn't even count as argument.

[@felixiaccarino8399]

@@bilib1891 imaginewhen they tell them that 10% of the military can buy food houses university and hospitals for all USA.... but droping bombs is more import for 20 years so.... here we are, polite robbery

[@boooster101]

@@felixiaccarino8399 Quick question. In 2017 the health care expenses were $3.5 trillion. The military expenses were $686.1 billion. So you are telling me that if we'd reallocate 10% which equals $68.6 billion dollars (equal to ~ 5.1% of the health care expenses), not only will that make the difference for health care but food and houses too? Oh and universities? Just asking....

[@felixiaccarino8399]

@@boooster101 you are realllybad at math... my god... listen to bernie sanders math it would be better to all. also the war in iraq that was a mistake? there you have some trillions also you have to cut the middle man in the healthcare industry, so..., its cheaper having a 1 single payer system... like IN THE REST OF THE WORLD? USA is the only first world country that hasnt have a single payer system, its really stupid and expensive how it is now.... how can you think you cant afford it?

[@sanjidandelion]

@@felixiaccarino8399 his math checks out actually. Not only did I do the math myself but i even looked it up on Google to confirm my answer.

[@nathaniel261]

"I am robbing you sir" "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure sir." "How confident are you?" "I mean..um..yeah...I am pretty confident that I am robbing you sir" "Would you like to use a Lifeline?"

[@classix568]

Bruh I'm fkn dying

[@teddyblushmovies]

Lol

[@sodaglobe9994]

bruh the pfp makes it better

[@notaburneraccount]

Lmao no I got the song in my head XD

[@bait5257]

Lmao

[@c4knowledge562]

Wouldn't it be funny, if he added after the robbery "now I actually need to shop normal here"

[@subzeroicy1995]

When a guy who got kids trys a game and selects class thief by mistake...

[@Joseph-mu1zb]

The fact that it's being shown a decade later proves that Chad is causing polite mayhem once again

[@ahrimalex534]

He dead. 2017

[@malubulul4747]

@@ahrimalex534 well that got dark really quick 💀

[@acatandacat8044]

@@ahrimalex534 LMAO GET GOOD

[@bertbebop1264]

@@acatandacat8044 skill issue

[@user-fs6dm7zq3v]

@@malubulul4747 nd the story he told is a lie he uses it to stop people from calling the police

[@xyannail4678]

These two treated each other better than some friends do when it comes to money.

[@larenacoaching3354]

"friends"

[@thecoronavirus6636]

These*

[@xyannail4678]

@@thecoronavirus6636 Thanks corona virus.

[@elyesaoz7107]

I mean yeaaa he kinda had a GUN tho... just sayin

[@championpekka]

💀💀

[@SuperFocusYT]

I don't even know what the police would do in this situation

[@georgemoody1544]

Pulling the gun is 20 years alone.

[@Mr.Manta5988]

"I'll bring it back to you". This hit differently. I don't know if it is in a wholesome, heartwarming, heart breaking or sweet way, but it made me feel things

[@jonathanluk7]

Finally, another fnaf fan in 2021

[@perfectnothing.]

Yeah, same.

[@Bswithjay]

I don’t know about you but I took a fat shit right after watching this, digged up the story and the same guy robbed 6 other stores and was arrested for it, don’t think he has kids or cares about the other guys kids

[@perfectnothing.]

@@Bswithjay That's fucked up. Glad he was arrested

[@tudorr2557]

he wasnt serious about it though

[@backseatsinger]

That’s so sweet how the man understood his circumstances and he did not fight it he just helped

[@xtrau]

lawful good vs chaotic good

[@anonanon3066]

Robber: "I am robbing you!" Shop keeper: "Or are you?"

[@rayquarizard2911]

Let’s say there’s an infinite amount of money in this cash register, and I want to give you all of it in a finite amount of time. If I start a timer for two minutes, wait 1 minute, and give you half of the money, I’m already 50% of the way there. Now if I wait for half the time and give you half the money, I’m 75% of the way there. Now if I repeat this, I’ll have given you an infinite amount of money in only two minutes. But what if all the money is in coins, and each time I give you money I alternate between giving them on heads and tails. I start on heads, and keep going. When I give you the final fraction of the money, will the coins be heads or tails? This is a supertask.

[@deadratsoup8467]

@@rayquarizard2911 This is golden-- lmaoo

[@Parasai_l]

@@rayquarizard2911 which currency are we talking about ?

[@smallPPnerd]

Oh boy i got a video for you kzbin.info/www/bejne/j4vWfqJmaNt4jK8

[@Fukarukashi]

dun dun dunnnnnn

[@lionheart6087]

I believe him when he said, "if I ever get back on my feet I'll give it back". He's either a good actor, or a desperate man.

[@quackster8295]

He lied about the story. Stop falling for this crap

[@HasufelyArod]

@@quackster8295 bogus or actual, you can't deny his politeness

[@quackster8295]

@@HasufelyArod His fake politeness is part of his strategy. He acts nice so that the store owner doesn't call the cops and get him arrested. This is his entire game, he's notorious for tricking gullible idiots with the same sob story

[@HasufelyArod]

@@quackster8295 politeness nonetheless, something which I am sure everyone values and appreciates. Even former Mob Boss Michael Franzese has stated kindness is the best approach, always, before the hard approach (once the polite one failed)

[@rogaldorn605]

@God is a stupid idiot f*cking assh*ole bit*ch blm is anti anything that doesn't think the same way they do, but what does it have to do with this video

[@user-je5lq5qi8w]

I wonder when he said that "I will bring it back" he would actually return the money.

[@kobeisonline]

he prolly forgot lol joe biden fr

[@SafetyKitten]

​@@kobeisonlinehe was arrested shortly after on multiple robbery charges, and a short investigation found that he's a con artist; he has never had any children in his life

[@davidh0610]

The weren't lying in elementary school when they said saying please was effective

[@S3R3NTY]

He was more polite than 90% of retail encounters where people actually pay. Clerk: “wow.. what a great guy!”

[@EspenFrafalne]

HAHAHA XD

[@user-tr2mb4xs7i]

The clerk should have called this dumbass's bluff. The robber was clearly desperate for money and unemployed... No way he was going to risk life in jail for murder charges when he's got a starving family to support.

[@wonderwhatsnext5408]

@@user-tr2mb4xs7i insurance would cover it, and if the cashier didn't own the store he has no reason to want to risk his life over $200 for his employer.

[@miguelangelowong6786]

@@user-tr2mb4xs7i so are you gonna say no to a dude whos about to murder you? Plus he can just kill you and take the money and run away.

[@mini._neji]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nJ7SmX2qi6xgrpY

[@thedumbguncollector5546]

Robber has a good schtick. Kept everything reasonably chill with the minimum amount of terror.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Please stop giving me mean comments. My mother reads the comments I get and she cries a lot because of it. Please be nice, dear du

[@jackfensome4511]

@@AxxLAfriku huh

[@devanman7920]

Good schtick...you Irish?

[@eboyjupiter6144]

@@AxxLAfriku nobody asked

[@peekachugaming3231]

Yeah, hes called Gregory Paul Hess, he has not even kids. Hes just robbing at the human-friendliest way possible lol

[@SaturnsRBX]

After 10 years, why is this now on everyone's recommended page?

[@BloxYTPlayz]

Shut up

[@1-spartan]

Shut Up

[@iniquous]

Shut up

[@user-to2vu7dk3o]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@robertpirsig5011]

Compassion is a beautiful thing.That shopkeeper is an example to us all.

[@why8298]

He has better trigger discipline than most robbers I’ve seen that’s for sure

[@koyonari1843]

Valorant Pro tips

[@500daysofneha]

You mean pigs?

[@TechiGAMINGofficial]

That's what the title is

[@ItzSkyzYT]

@@500daysofneha I like bacon

[@YNOTcs]

@@ItzSkyzYT that is so not halal mode

[@michaelhaney3559]

The fact that they were both so calm and nice almost brought tears to my eyes

[@JudeMinic]

Me too

[@michaelhaney3559]

@@isaiahTMP are u slow or somethin

[@JudeMinic]

@@isaiahTMP it's me I am real. Follow me on Twitter

[@Random-fv7by]

His actually just built tripping

[@JudeMinic]

@@Random-fv7by WHAT

[@adriansullivan4433]

First robbery in history where the victim said thank you