Worldwide Food Special Again | Ashens

In which I totally ruin things by liking some of the food.
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[@solskynn]

'100% Edible' I would fucking hope so.

[@sd91499]

And we'll ignore the fact that it's a severed baby's foot XD

[@jakenbake8855]

😂😂😂

[@slurmitshighlyaddictive5641]

+Solskynn you haven't lived until you have eaten 40% edible foods, like cadbury eggs

[@wolfyboy]

+Solskynn lol. what you DON'T know, is that the bone, is ACTUAL baby bone! XD lol

[@deaththereaper36]

Lmfao

[@ShadowYoshi-Vincent-]

I've watched this same video every year for the past 4 years now

[@DavidEdwardBurry]

Thats dedication man

[@ShadowYoshi-Vincent-]

@@DavidEdwardBurry That's just how I roll, man

[@TheSegaSuperFan]

Same here. 😊 Glad to see I'm not alone

[@nenben8759]

Me2 Several times By accident

[@MsAngie1011]

I've watched it twice now

[@keyholes]

"Hint of Anus" the new fragrance by Ashens™

[@O.A.K]

Can't wait for him to release the all new Scent of Scrotum™

[@Crocs4cats]

I mean, Gwyneth Paltrow sells candles that smell like her vag, soooo…🤔🤨

[@macofalltrades6396]

@@Crocs4cats sign me RIGHT up.

[@Jakub2]

@@macofalltrades6396 just go to a harbor

[@haazenpfeffer]

In America, "Lunchmeat" does refer to cold cuts. That monstrosity was something more like Spam gone wrong.

[@melonie_peppers]

Ok so what is Bologna? Is that a type of luncheon meat? In South Africa we have something called Polony which is similar

[@haazenpfeffer]

@@melonie_peppers bologna in America is normally made of "mechanically separated pork and chicken"... It is very much like spam or hotdog meat, but pre-sliced and usually has a wax skin. Very common on sandwiches, but is also served fried.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@haazenpfeffer is that like mortadella or lyoner?

[@kylehaas864]

@@HappyBeezerStudios Sure, those would be considered lunch meat. It's just a general term for any sort of sliced processed meat.

[@obscure.reference]

@@kylehaas864or unprocessed

[@ethanfleming7821]

"Why the *FUCK* am I still drinking this?"

[@VintageRaspberry]

YEA i fricking love that part xD Best

[@sirspookybones1118]

Average ashens humour.....

[@achivementace1]

I've had that before, two things. One the grass jelly drink does have jelly but it's a bitch to get out of the can and two it's really sweet

[@penguintears825]

um hi I loved that part 😂😂😂

[@S1RLANC3]

I really like how he get's all disappointed when he actually eats something quite good.

[@bentramer682]

Much like people watching the video

[@justanobody1726]

*sips* *doesnt like it* *sips* *tastes awful* *sips* "Why the fuck am i still drinking this*

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

I guess that is what one calls aquired taste

[@scrungycat407]

"Oh, fucking christ." - Stuart Ashen, 2014

[@toxoplasicity]

I'd fuck Jesus.

[@robertplace8844]

Saltiest Pearl if he was real

[@toxoplasicity]

true

[@thesupper9984]

There is actually a fair amount of evidence that there was an historical Jesus.

[@robertplace8844]

tristram shandy get outta here with your religion bullshit

[@B1G_Dave]

8:41 "Why the **** am I still drinking this?!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@StevenOBrien]

Ashens: I'd better eat this food before it goes out of date Also Ashens: 180 YEAR OLD OLIVES

[@IanC14]

Tbf he didn't eat them

[@deltius]

they go out of date after 181 years

[@Marquis-Sade]

This is his motivation to actually eat this garbage.

[@rickyvinh2765]

@@ellaapril194 He corrected it after he uploaded the video. They turned out to be indeed 180 years old

[@ellaapril194]

@@rickyvinh2765 is that so? I'm too lazy to check so I'll take your word for it, thanks.

[@benJ432]

please everyone heed ashens warning i used one of those plates a few years back for a snack, my house and everything in it burnt to the ground and my insurance didn't cover acts of plate.

[@nightfire9748]

lol

[@enderslayer958gamingvideos5]

+Srg NightFire Its a sad story more me as well. I thought "This would be a plate to use my graham crackers on for my chocolates at midnight". Soon, my whole neighborhood caught fire, and the only thing left was the plate.

[@Sparrow9612]

So its the plate equivalent of the Crying Boy painting?

[@lottomillionaire5772]

Sparrow9612 Karl Pilkington fan? Lol

[@elliottdodson50]

Lotto millionaire play a record

[@sunflowr72]

"...like Coca Cola's been filtered through someone's catheter bag..." Lol I'm dying! 😂

[@matthewbliss2673]

"Ugh, that's not my thing" *takes another sip*

[@mang232]

"Why the FUCK am I still drinking it?"

[@lumaseed6490]

@@mang232 jelly back to your grass

[@OneTrueNobody]

In America, lunch meat usually just refers to standard slices of ham or turkey or chicken or what-have-you sliced up for sandwiches. When you get that stuff in a can, although they don't officially call themselves this unless they're the actual brand, it's usually called "Spam." Spam is an actual brand, but much like "Coke" the word sometimes just gets used generically to refer to similar products. Those tinned-up, preserved lunch-meat products are bleh to the extreme.

[@Mandrew_]

Spam is good one every 10 years

[@OneTrueNobody]

They're edible and not horrible, just... bleh. I wouldn't go out of my way to eat them if I had the choice of something else.

[@theonetheycallwaffle4134]

i'm going to buy spam and make myself a burger now ( Australian spam )

[@JakeTVSalesman]

+A Nobody Reborn! spam is just as big in the uk

[@OneTrueNobody]

I'll have to take your word on that. I wouldn't call it "big," per se, just well-known.

[@masonmahumed6161]

"I'm gonna eat this bit because I'm fucking stewpid" My favorite line ever

[@theotakux5959]

"They've gone with the anatomy" I don't know about you, but I don't have a bone jutting out of the back of my heel.

[@otakunthevegan4206]

TheOtakuX If you do happen to have a cartoon bone jutting out of your heel you should see a doctor immediately.

[@ccleake1]

Oh shit I thought everyone had that

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

@TheOtakuX What's weird was that Ashens just said that as soon as I scrolled down to your comment.

[@EvilDoresh]

It chipped! That means the magic circle keeping snacks at bay is null and void!

[@mattbellamymate]

These videos always make me feel bad for the animals whose fate it was to die and be made into this inedible gruel.

[@ChickenPika]

mattbellamymate I don't think it bothers them after they're dead.

[@mattbellamymate]

ChickenPika Cool, just off to piss on a gravestone.

[@CappyGaming]

mattbellamymate Dont think the other animals would be mad bout you peein on their dead friend... But pissin on a gravestone might cause severe head trauma.

[@VelesXIII]

mattbellamymate In all fairness, not making these products would be more wasteful. Were it not for hotdogs and luncheon meat, significantly more of non-choice cuts would go uneaten or be made into dog food. The fact is though that these products can be made exceptionally poorly with horrific amounts of meat gelatin and preservatives, to the point of being inedible.

[@ChickenPika]

mattbellamymate Which would distress living people, not the ex-person whose gravestone you're pissing on. My point still stands. I

[@Kbrusky15]

Hi! An American here. Most of us don't eat that luncheon meat stuff. That stuff in particular is a Dollar Tree line of canned meat.

[@psychadeliclovenetwork5425]

It’s like fake me out spam

[@Jay.Taylor]

@@Sullivancohen I live in Cincinnati, so it's a little embarrassing to have that come from my hometown

[@CanterburySteel]

Marilyn Belrose “been an American all my life”. You don’t fucking say hahah

[@rainman8534]

Ant Bowie I mean, some people are canadians, some people are Ugandan.

[@ThatOneToucan]

I'd eat it

[@claudioauriemma5886]

I LOVE anchovies!I could eat anchovies until my blood pressure goes through the roof and I die of a stroke!What a way to die!Those Thai sesame anchovies must be amazing!Peace to all

[@hannibalburgers477]

Oh!Really!I am sure you are fond of anchovies!That's good!

[@claudioauriemma5886]

Undercooked Bat Soup SINGHA! I could drink (Nước mắm) (nam pla)! Whooo buddy peace to all!!✌️😁

[@hannibalburgers477]

Sorry, but I was being sarcastic

[@Lemma01]

Claudio Auriemma id love em!

[@ellaapril194]

I findthem really good with fried rice.

[@NikolajLepka]

"why the FUCK am I still drinking this?" xD

[@nullwii]

Must be more bad ass then when I posted it because he didn't censor it LOL

[@NikolajLepka]

Antinull damn straight :U no but really I didn't see yours until after I clicked, and then I couldn't be bothered to remove it

[@DrShaym]

I once tried Spam, then bacon-flavored Spam. They both tasted really bland, but if you cook it and put seasoning on it, it's tolerable. My cat loved it. It also doesn't look anything like the luncheon meat he ate in the video. It just looks like a big, pink brick, and it doesn't have that yellow goo surrounding it.

[@AgentTasmania]

Spam gets a bit of yellowy jelly around it and maybe bits of white fat if there's any empty volume around the meat in the can. If. Never even fractionally the space in that horror. I find spam plenty flavourful and nice. Sliced up, seared in a pan and in a sandwich. Mostly I like the light version because it's milder wheras the normal and baconised are a bit rich.

[@KidPrarchord95]

I really like SPAM. It's great, for what it is. Some flavors are definitely better than others, though.

[@JRSanchez93]

Teriyaki Spam is surprisingly good with rice and sea weed.

[@gdiridium5525]

@@JRSanchez93 someone's been watching Oh Cook i see

[@JRSanchez93]

@@gdiridium5525 Not sure who that is actually. I got this from my cousin back in I think 07. He would make some brown sugar sauce with it and I think picked up the recipe in Hawaii or South Korean when he was stationed at one of them. But that channel must have good taste since they're really delicious.

[@stagnantlasagna]

i didn't know british people were legally allowed to hate tea ;-;

[@michaelhall736]

Stagnant Lasagna Where's the chuckle?

[@dianasnow609]

Stagnant Lasagna Actually,we're not.This guy is in exile.

[@ArtyI]

We exile these sorts of people to Norwich

[@jayneyy906]

Stagnant Lasagna WERE NOT HE IS CLEARLY AN IMPOSTER!!!

[@27648281]

Stagnant Lasagna I live in Hong Kong and it’s illegal to hate Chinese or English tea here.

[@ShinyGundamZero]

Grass jelly drinks are actually pretty good. I was actually drinking one while watching this video, coincidentally enough. They have several flavors too (banana, coconut, lychee, honey, original, etc). Their good.

[@ShinyGundamZero]

They're* stupid auto correct.

[@razor1887]

Did you notice this video is 2 years ago ? Lol

[@ShinyGundamZero]

+ŔĂŹŐŔ x Nope, but I don't see why that matters. I was still drinking one as I watched this video. It's rare to see people that know about grass jelly drinks.

[@flavorfulsoups]

Have you ever tried it in mango flavor with popping boba? It's legitimately the best thing I've ever had.

[@ShinyGundamZero]

+Meriel Welch I haven't tried that one. It sounds really good.

[@foxorian]

Oh man, Grass Jelly Drink. I get that stuff all the time when I visit the local asian supermarket. It you like bubble teas / boba drinks, you'd like this. It's pretty sweet actually and the grass jelly is delicious. Fun to chew on. I highly recommend it.

[@buttholeChecker]

"beaks, eyeballs and genitals"...

[@killme3862]

Maybe a hint of anus

[@NobodyImportant69420]

TeamBlackFlag☡Gaming "A hint of anus" should be the title of a porno.

[@NeoSaturos123]

TeamBlackFlag☡Gaming Which chickens don't have.

[@yetanother9127]

***** They do have anuses (ani?), but not sphincters.

[@rockah12]

Sounds like a Frank Zappa song title.

[@TCFranklin1]

wait.. do you sit on the ground and eat off of a couch?

[@JkEgsProductions]

+Rex Mason same here

[@blingblingboy5205]

+Tristan Franken Ashens is just floating hands, so he dosent sit.

[@blingblingboy5205]

***** Magic.

[@bigdom3810]

+Donald Trump Probably the Mexicans (sorry but your name is Donald trump and I was obligated)

[@gabrielglica8727]

yes he did

[@alteredizzy]

theres good spam and bad spam. only way to find out is trial and error

[@scottscott8123]

damn

[@RayVal53]

And if you find an error, hopefully someone will come along and find your remains!

[@RayVal53]

The bad spam doesnt determine whose got a better pallet, it determines who died of food poisoning. Beware... BEWARE!

[@MrTheMighty]

I've never met a "spam" I liked, but I enjoy potted meat, so I'd say to each his own. :)

[@wonderpierrot]

We don't just drink the grass jelly thing, we eat large chunks of it, literally. Slice a jellified canister in pieces, add ice, water and sugar, then you have a good snack! They taste alright, but the green jelly ones tend to be a lot better (plus you don't have to even add sugar).

[@MrBobsmith2345]

If you put it on shaved ice it's wonderful. Ai Yu jelly as well.

[@zech007]

I agree that grass jelly in sugar water (hot water and sugar) and tons of ice is very cooling and refreshing.

[@JeremyEr10]

Its has a very Asian flavour, so its no surprise that it doesn't fit his taste. GrassJellydrink4Lyfe! :3

[@mauritiuscountryball5339]

Grass jelly is the best especially when you refrigerate and drink in the summer

[@SebbySenpai]

Oh Stuart... Is it wrong that your suffering gives me so much pleasure? :D

[@SunOfCinder]

MrFirewolf18 Voltaire fan! :3

[@karlkarl93]

So, when will the candy corner return?

[@wayfareangel]

Ben Skoning Well, now I'm intrigued! Off to investigate who Sir Sebastian is.

[@minihilly]

glanced over this, then I noticed it was sebastian...why haven't you uploaded anyshit in over 1/2 a year?

[@Amoncaco]

If only you had a word to describe that feeling...

[@EctoCorvis13]

That luncheon meat looks like something out of Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator.

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

More than the Baby Foot candy?

[@rte3384]

Who says that it isn’t

[@rogo23]

‘Coca cola that’s been filtered through a catheter bag’ what a sentence

[@PumpkinPails]

I'm pretty sure that luncheon meat was bought at a dollar store. They always have all sorts of weird canned meats in there.

[@deaththereaper36]

I will bet that chicken wasn't even cooked either

[@Person-fr5md]

+Reese Hanks or chicken

[@mccoyrachel86]

+Reese Hanks unfortunately it is lol

[@evilwaldo57]

+GummyTumor ya im from Cincinnati ohio and i've never seen that shit.

[@PumpkinPails]

evilwaldo57 Congrats

[@colmanbaldwinson9091]

Those anchovies looked good tbh

[@SDeww]

ok when in doubt or you cannot rad the language and wanna know where it is from look at the first 2 or 3 numbers of the bar code , here is the list 00 to 13 UCC (USA & Canada) us/ca 20 to 29 In-store numbers 30 to 37 GENCOD-EAN France fr 380 BCCI (Bulgaria) bg 383 EAN Slovenija si 385 EAN Croatia hr 387 EAN-BIH (Bosnia-Herzegovina) ba 400 to 440 CCG (Germany) de 45 + 49 Distribution Code Center DCC (Japan) jp 460 to 469 UNISCAN - EAN Russia (Russian Federation) ru 471 EAN Taiwan tw 474 EAN Estonia ee 475 EAN Latvia lv 476 EAN Azerbaijan az 477 EAN Lithuania lt 478 EAN Uzbekistan uz 479 EAN Sri Lanka lk 480 PANC (Philippines) ph 481 EAN Belarus by 482 EAN Ukraine ua 484 EAN Moldova md 485 EAN Armenia am 486 EAN Georgia ge 487 EAN Kazakhstan kz 489 HKANA (Hong-Kong) hk 50 e.centre gb 520 EAN HELLAS (Greece) gr 528 EAN Lebanon lb 529 EAN Cyprus cy 531 EAN-MAC (FYR Macedonia) mk 535 EAN Malta mt 539 EAN Ireland ie 54 EAN Belgium.Luxembourg be/lu 560 CODIPOR (Portugal) pt 569 EAN Iceland is 57 EAN Danmark dk 590 EAN Poland pl 594 EAN Romania ro 599 EAN Hungary hu 600 - 601 EAN South Africa za 608 EAN Bahrain bh 048 609 EAN Mauritius mu 611 EAN Maroc (Morocco) ma 613 EAN Algerie (Algeria) dz 616 EAN Kenya ke 619 Tunicode (Tunisia) tn 621 EAN Syria sy 622 EAN Egypt eg 624 EAN Libya ly 625 EAN Jordan jo 626 EAN Iran ir 627 EAN Kuwait kw 628 EAN Saudi Arabia sa 629 EAN Emirates ae 64 EAN Finland fi 690 - 695 Article Numbering Centre of China - ANCC cn 70 EAN Norge (Norway) no 729 Israeli Bar Code Association - EAN Israel il 73 EAN Sweden se 740 EAN Guatemala gt 741 EAN El Salvador sv 742 EAN Honduras hn 743 EAN Nicaragua ni 744 EAN Costa Rica cr 745 EAN Panama pa 746 EAN Republica Dominicana do 750 AMECE (Mexico) mx 759 EAN Venezuela ve 76 EAN Switzerland ch 770 IAC (Colombia) co 773 EAN Uruguay uy 775 EAN Peru pe 777 EAN Bolivia bo 779 CODIGO - EAN Argentina ar 780 EAN Chile cl 784 EAN Paraguay py 786 ECOP (Ecuador) ec 789 - 790 EAN Brasil br 80 to 83 INDICOD (Italy) it 84 AECOC (Spain) es 850 Camera de Comercio de la Republica de Cuba cu 858 EAN Slovakia sk 859 EAN Czech cz 860 EAN YU (Yugoslavia) yu 867 EAN DPR Korea (North Korea) kp 869 UCCET (Turkey) tr 87 EAN Nederland nl 880 EAN Korea (South Korea) kr 885 EAN Thailand th 888 SANC (Singapore) sg 890 EAN India in 893 EAN Vietnam vn 899 EAN Indonesia id 90 - 91 EAN Austria at 93 EAN Australia au 94 EAN New Zealand nz 955 EAN Malaysia my 958 EAN Macau mo 977 Periodicals (ISSN) 978 - 979 Books (ISBN) 980 Refund receipts 981 - 982 Common currency coupons 99 Coupons

[@magicjoybox]

wew lad

[@CJODell12]

Very helpful.

[@andreyzelinskiy3604]

save

[@hexyko4850]

Thanks

[@chongtak]

There are many countries missing on your list.

[@jehtlaggz8009]

I love this mans vocabulary lol "a hint of anus" I'm dead xD

[@blodguizer]

The luncheon meat is just a cheap Spam clone. Real Spam is actually quite nice, especially if you cook it first.

[@kyleh4650]

It's almost the same thing as a pork sausage without synthetic lining

[@k-trashradio5163]

a British guy who hates tea? what next an american that hates bacon?

[@meanman55]

Eh, I could take it or pass it if it's done right. To alleviate any confusion, "it" refers to bacon.

[@smooooth_]

+Lawrence White um um... Wha... What's next, an Israeli that hates falafel?

[@meanman55]

Astronautical Films I'm sorry that I don't fit into the 'American' stereotype. I'll try to conform better.

[@joshuaha8730]

what next?a Japanese person who does not like sushi?Although I am actually korean.The reason that I said this is because sushi is common in Japan!

[@meanman55]

joshua ha I'm not Japanese, but I freaking love sushi!

[@joosoo]

As far as I know luncheon meat= canned meat like spam lunch meat= deli cold cuts but I'm not originally from America so who knows

[@christophertrejo3365]

コンペイトー you're right

[@nickbillups7766]

08:30 STUART ASHEN: I Hate tea. BORIS JOHNSON: TRIGGERED

[@nickbillups7766]

Hi there. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇸

[@WarpRulez]

The fish at the beginning actually looked like it could be good.

[@wary97]

I had to like it just for that very last end scene

[@TheGamefan1000]

Who can truly say what is, and isn't art..?..

[@FantasticHaz_2]

"They've gone with the anatomy" Stuart mate, if you're ankle is sticking out from there then something is quite wrong.

[@ReapWhatYaSow]

"I'm going to try this bit because I'm fucking stupid" - best line ever!

[@RayVal53]

tastes very fishy umm... slightly sweet tang...

[@smooooth_]

M m m m m that's a 10

[@bjornzek]

that top note

[@bjornzek]

pure anchovy

[@eldenboi8354]

@@bjornzek That cream

[@eldenboi8354]

@@bjornzek pure vanilla

[@hyenalord]

Exceptionally random thought, but for whatever reason seeing Ashens fill a wine glass with grass jelly drink makes me imagine him hosting a fancy dinner party, and everyone shows up in their best suits to be served on the most absolute budget plates and glasses, and the courses are all various things he found in tins at Poundland.

[@thecrowbarfoogle647]

11:42 "Who can truly say what is and isn't art." Stuart Ashen, 2014

[@Durrpadil]

Please never cease making this channel to make life at least somewhat bearable 😂

[@Squiddlezz]

that "chicken" luncheon meat looked horrific. I'm American and i wouldnt even agree to eat that. nonononono.

[@CherryNobody]

Same here 0.o

[@speedevil22]

it looked like spam but worse. It's terrible that slim jims still have that mechanically separated chicken.

[@zachbaker6023]

speedevil22 spam is the shit here in minnesota

[@Squiddlezz]

Doctor Celly Its pretty popular in korea (Where my mom is from) so I eat it pretty often haha

[@speedevil22]

Squidny Yeah, I heard it's a delicacy in South Korea. Don't worry, there's plenty of us Americans not eating it :D Take as much as you want!

[@Nazrat84]

"But I thought American luncheon meat was cold cuts?" It is, What the fuck is that shit?

[@B0nezee]

I call it shit in a can.

[@torythefanman]

just give me some mac and cheese...

[@DerpSquishy]

I never touched the stuff just give me mac and cheese, pepsi/cola, my laptop watching a whole run of Ashens marathon with everything together in harmony

[@kaylaburney3789]

+AlthoughNotAFlower nope, I'm from the south and that crap is hideous! That's not southern, that's alien!

[@pringler1760]

Ashens doing a collab with Gordon Ramsey sounds good

[@trashcompactorYT]

The baby foot is most likely American and sold as a Halloween novelty candy

[@iheartcreeper2512]

No

[@fauxcuss]

+zacharyv11 ?

[@Cloud_Strife1997]

It is, and it is... .... and it tastes like plastic. Take it from me, I'm American.

[@stevethepocket]

Definitely not American; you can spot American food a mile away from the large-print Nutrition Facts label (looks like the one on the chicken can).

[@fargeeks]

+Smol Cloud Warriors Dude what part of America are you from? I never seen a babyfoot candy like this before

[@bunnyslugz1586]

I actually want to try the anchovies thing. They look like pretzels. ^ . ^

[@lukebirrell]

Ikr I really want to try them

[@leinad3305]

They sure dont taste like them. Uuh gross...

[@tektongaming9773]

+Morgan Freeman well where i live one bag is really cheap the are the sames and with salt

[@ind3n]

It's really good as a snack as you eatch TV

[@bilza247]

Same

[@Alex-tx2em]

"I put the whole thing in my mouth that might've been a mistake" xD I need to grow up.

[@somebody_elses]

Alex Almansoori lol

[@lewiskeats9911]

Not even...doesn't...come on...

[@cutysadzify]

Well, I guess I need to join you in Neverland bc I ain't ever growing up😂😂😂

[@maxscardanelli6185]

Also, that's what she said.

[@veridiumundaunted7978]

Alex Almansoori have you grown up?

[@RagPlaysGames]

"Cold Cuts" here in Canada are basically any sliced Deli meat you typically put on sandwiches or buns. Salami, Summer Sausage, Sliced Turkey/Chicken breast, Black Forest Ham, Kielbasa, Pepperoni, Montreal Smoked Meat etc.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

it's the same in america.

[@ShortFingeredShreder]

It's the same in America. However, products labeled "Luncheon Meat" are usually meat byproducts. Luncheon Meat is the proper name for cold cuts, but when most products are called that, they are usually... shit. I actually like Spam, but that generic version that Ashens tried in this video is truly awful.

[@alexander-ue1vf]

+ShortFingeredShreder Spam is amazing when fried and put in a sandwich with some pineapple. Literally anything can be done to spam to make it leagues better than raw.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

***** fried spam and eggs is amazing.

[@commandingjudgedredd1841]

Thomas Jenkins Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam. Wonderful spam, spammity spam!

[@jlb9577]

If there’s anything i’ve learned on my Ashens binge, is that he has a morbid fascination for catheter bags

[@SharpHDGames]

Is it weird that these videos of his genuinely make me very hungry? Even though the food looks like something I've seen in my nightmares? xD

[@Luke29121999]

Same for me and i akways watch them in the night wich ends up with me eating ymth

[@ChickenPika]

Luke-Antra I've never had ymth. Is it good?

[@Luke29121999]

ChickenPika lol didnt see my typo i forgot what i wanted to say tough EDIT: Now i remeber i wanted to say smth

[@ChickenPika]

Luke-Antra I've never had smth either.

[@GemmaBee14]

Every time I'm just thinking now what would that be like to eat? I sometimes think ashens has the best job in the world

[@RcNerd]

Ashens the words "filtered" & cathita bag seriously made me laugh up my jelly chunks.

[@ReindeerNavy]

catheter.

[@RcNerd]

That's the one.

[@thirdtemple9179]

A plate good for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and supper? Clearly you could have purchased the expansion pack that includes elevenses, second breakfast, and afternoon tea.

[@MrSnake-dh3hu]

It still catches fire if you try to eat a snack off it, though.

[@dgamer5075]

@@MrSnake-dh3hu you have to pay for the subscription service, then they send you an additional meal every month, with a bonus week of snacks, after that it becomes a thermonuclear detonator in contact with snacks.

[@CJ9007]

He’s a coffee guy

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@CJ9007 afternoon coffee is fine too

[@serioushex3893]

that grass jelly drink reminds me of the calvin and hobbes strip where he tries to sell dirty pond water with leaves in it as "herbal elixer of health"

[@TheBreakingNorth]

8:35 *Millions of tea cups shattered as it drops*

[@sradactyl]

"I would guess China" *says "Made in Taiwan" on the can.*

[@wrangle123]

Taiwan is china.

[@ucucchchchcjivicyxdtxycjvj1941]

Arthek Japan never officially ceded Taiwan to China

[@wrangle123]

The official name of Taiwan is the Republic of China so i am not wrong.

[@groundzero1077]

Taiwan is a myth

[@emrefifty5281]

China we know = ( People's Republic Of China or PROC) Taiwan = Republic of China. I think have the right to exist,but because PROC is much more influencal most governments wont recognize Taiwan and the PROC wont do any business with them

[@mmclauchlan1058]

My goodness! I love you! I'm so glad I've found this channel! After a hard days work I find myself having a good old laugh when watching your uploads! Goodnight from New Zealand x

[@Chillius]

I love the way Stuart says "What fucking Maniac?"

[@Brainhorn]

To be fair, American canned meat usually looks nothing like that.

[@joy0355]

Lunch meats are usually cold cuts in the US. That is just a very very cheap form of mystery meat.

[@sammyp5398]

what kind of foot has a bone sticking out of the very back of it

[@alexeverett308]

A broken one?

[@drawmywayhome2207]

Kurt Cobain no shit

[@TwinXlyric]

I’ve seen this videos and the other food videos over 30 times 💀 they are just that good

[@taloriedsaint]

even in America we would not have eaten that luncheon "meat"

[@basedgyro9175]

***** Best used as spackle, or bathroom grout. (But seriously, it's not that bad if you boil it, then fry it)

[@Mir_Teiwaz]

I'm sure someone would, but I sure as hell wouldn't.

[@Caldella]

It looks like cheap pet food. =( No way. I don't want it.

[@goose_ganja7007]

"even in America" .... stfu ... like being American makes you automatically have lower standards.

[@korpifox5445]

GooseGanja Like being a brit means you have bad teeth and drink warm beer...Logic!

[@swaghettimemeballs4420]

Dayum, this guy has balls.

[@anidiotsays2160]

Must be hard walking around with such big balls

[@anidiotsays2160]

I lost mine in the war

[@anidiotsays2160]

Way to ruin a good joke by being way too technical

[@anidiotsays2160]

I was on my man period Happens when you loose your balls

[@FIRSTtimeGAMER22]

An idiot says `probably cancer

[@7Elisk]

I love these videos, I find them entertaining as hell

[@joshuabrown3525]

As an American, we have tiny sausages, Spam, beef, Chef Boyrdee, and incredibly; some incredible soups. During WW2, troops would eat can foods all the time.

[@Skawo]

That tinned meat made me feel uneasy...and then you went back to try another piece. Whyyyyyy

[@v2099]

it's actually suppose to be spam, but....

[@Skawo]

v2099 ...and spam is canned meat. Your...uh...point?

[@sharpie443]

Skawo It's good if you know what to do with it. No one eats it straight out of the can.

[@MrSnake9419]

Skawo It is canned meat and does not look anything like that.

[@sharpie443]

Big Boss Right out of the can yes it is but fried on a sandwich it's nice.

[@Goldenkitten1]

Where I am in the US "luncheon meat" DOES refer to cold cuts. I have no clue what horrible place this counts as luncheon meat, but they're getting the shaft.

[@HaydenX]

"Luncheon meat" generally does refer to Spamalikes..."lunch meat" refers to cold, sliced sandwich meats such as bologna or salami. It's been that way for me in Michigan, Utah, and California.

[@sophiealways2674]

I’m going through a really terrible time lately and have just discovered your videos. You make me full on belly laugh with the way you describe things “what sort of fucking maniac...”

[@adam1thomas120]

4:14 Time for something that im *sure* is crap 🤣🤣🤣

[@PPGIRL420]

The "luncheon meat" was absolutely disgusting. Even Spam looks more appetizing.

[@asleeplessgamer]

JAZZ HANDS Let's just say that if I had the choice between spam and...that, I would toss that shit as far away as possible and just stare at the can of spam until starvation takes effect.

[@JohnJohnson-jq7de]

asleeplessgamer Spam can be quite good when cooked properly.

[@mattieerola937]

Spam

[@mattieerola937]

Spam

[@mattieerola937]

I am spamming

[@pho3nix-]

I love watching these while I eat

[@TheManHam87]

Hilarious!!! I watch this every year and this is the 6th year now i believe 😂

[@LeahtheReds]

I still can't believe how much he bites off when he says "i'm going to take a bite". I expect a nibble but he just takes a full on bite. He's braver than I'll ever be

[@DanielBlack82]

The drink was the best "Why the fuck am i drinking this" :D

[@StarFox008]

All the goo in the "Luncheon Meat" would have set off my "it's gone bad" sense. Then again it probably has so many preservatives that it would outlast the universe's supply of free protons.

[@anonymous6627]

"Im just gonna get some of this lovely jelly stuff aswell"

[@ECStout]

I just have to say that this is the first time I've viewed any of your videos and I'm thrilled by them! They make me laugh! You've got bigger bullocks than I have!

[@CurtisAlfeld]

5:34 birds don't have genitals or anuses. They just have a cloaca, which serves as both.

[@Teab8g]

BIRD NERD!

[@UltimateHarbinger]

Lawrence G touché

[@scottie2hottietfot]

Cool story bro

[@TorinPocock]

***** You mean a smart cloaca.

[@UltimateHarbinger]

Torin Pocock lol

[@Slapdash_86]

I still havnt seen anything on here id ever consider eating... Ashens I Salute your sacrifices

[@democratictotalitariansoci1462]

10:29 best part ever. summarizes everything.

[@westabsupplyebay4093]

I can't be the only one that takes joy in watching ashens put himself though all of these food horrors..

[@HamHatter]

Seeing one of these vids in my subscription list just makes me beam so much. :3

[@talfacprez]

You are right about what parts were used in the chicken. My eldest son is a production accountant for a more reputable chicken company, and tells of companies that take all of the chicken parts they refuse to use, and smash them all together to make small chicken loaves of canned fatty gooooness. SPAM came out with a chicken version of their mystery meat, and other companies are doing the same to compete.

[@Liggliluff]

(0:23) It chipped because you had a snack on it, duh!

[@timbyles4124]

8:05. coca cola filtered through somebody's catheter bag. you lost me. ha ha ha ha

[@GarudaRamudasRumpusRoom]

There's actually jelly cubes at the bottom of the grass jelly drink. I've had those before, they're pretty good compared to american sodas.

[@jinlua]

It's delicious when it's cold~

[@angelpichu1]

i'm not gonna lie, when he opened that can of "chicken luncheon meat" i almost gagged.

[@AncucGaming]

English. (Sorry for my hi)

[@partii3876]

At least you tried...

[@nyagineko5064]

Your English is fine, just work on your grammar xD

[@jobuuumajors3542]

+ReggiGamez I think you should work on your spelling mate...

[@clyne8835]

Work on your syntax dude

[@princey_06]

Jobuuu Majors his spelling is fine though.

[@anthonykoonjbeharry7923]

this guy is hilarious omg... my new favorite channel.

[@2pppppppppppppp657]

Lunch meat actually does normally refer to cold cuts in America. It just happened that this lunch meat was an exception.

[@settenovetre]

You're a true hero, sir.

[@WolfsbaneCJ]

I love those little post it notes he uses to label stuff hes translated on foreign packaging. I want like a million of them they are so cute

[@TheChiperSdre34]

Yeah, lunchmeat usually refers to cold cut, sliced stuff from a deli or similar. That's definitely not lunch meat as humans understand it.