Worldwide Food Special | Ashens

[@robertianhawdon]

"High in fibre, no shit" - I'd say that's a bit of an oxymoron there Ashens.

[@albatross23wesbo]

Damn you!!! i said exactly that out loud the second Ashens said that, scrolled down to find you'd beaten me to the punch! . . . . Well played sir, well played :-)

[@FakeAdn]

Shut the food up

[@samholdsworth420]

Are either of you still alive 10 years later? 😭

[@frds_skce]

​@@samholdsworth420 10 years ago was 2014, at worst these people are married and have kids already

[@djeuphoria2273]

@@samholdsworth420doesn’t seem like it :(

[@LeviathanRX]

Cannot get over how hypnotically charming Ashens is. Cannot stop watching these videos.

[@deeplydisturbed7601]

@LeviathanRX Same here:) just found his channel today._.

[@user-yw9cu7dc3l]

Ikr i don't think I'd be really into watching the kinds of videos he does if it was literally any other youtuber doing them. He's quite unique lmao

[@LeviathanRX]

"An Excellent Channel"

[@Groglor]

hes pretty funny

[@georgie3593]

It's the Britishness in him. We charm you to your death with our stupid accents lmao

[@MissAkashiya]

"Hey, baby, what do you like to do?" "Watch British men eat strange foods."

[@peterclarke7240]

Me, eating a peanut butter, chili sauce and pickled onion sandwich because i can't sleep and forgot to go to the shops yesterday: "really?" *slicks back hair and tests breath. Instantly gassing myself into dreamless oblivion*

[@15-Peter-20]

@MissAkashiya you're beautiful. Have a great day

[@zangl2955]

Comment section rizz

[@LazerLord10]

Wait, that tuna dip had titanium dioxide? That's a common 'pigment' used to make things white. It's commonly used in white paint.

[@jalejake4997]

And strangely a lot of food particularly candies and cakes I worked at a place that did molecular gastronomy and they used it just to lighten the colours of some foods. I feel like titanium shouldn't be ingested

[@janemba42]

@Moth boy As a metalhead I resent that statement.

[@LillyAvali]

@@janemba42 just take a bite out of your vinyl, then you ate metal :D

[@yankis.]

It's safe. You can find it in literally any candy/confectionery product.

[@janemba42]

@@yankis. That's not how it works. There is plenty of research and studies that you can find on the internet proving that in large doses, especially if it gets absorbed into the blood stream, can cause severe immune deficiencies and even some types of cancers. Just because it's being used doesn't automatically make it safe, that is terrible and stupid logic. It's so commonly used because it's the 9th most common element of the planet, and again that doesn't automatically make it ok.

[@humanbeing7847]

"Let's have a bit of a nibble" with a british accent is going to be my favorite thing to say from now on

[@zackscotty]

English accent southern to be precise 😊

[@GusZiliotto]

*with a pretentious face*

[@humanbeing7847]

+zackscotty So 'southern english accent'? Ashens is from some place called norfolk or norwich right?

[@BISONOWNAGE]

Being from Norfolk myself a proper Norfolk accent doesn't sound like this it's a lot thicker he sounds more like Norwich area or somewhere north in Norfolk where the accent is sorta everywhere.

[@phantom2166]

+zackscotty well to be precise Norwich/Norfolk is actually in the East and all our news etc is East Anglian news

[@cherrichannie199]

...those stickers they used for translation are so cute...

[@TsukiCondor]

Yeah Japanese sticky notes are cute :3

[@DaLilVivi96]

Awwwww lol :3

[@caretakergaming21A]

I bought some just so I could have em :3

[@StevenRides]

Came here to say that omg

[@Zainnetic]

Jared Clausen u right

[@ChickenPika]

As an experienced cannibal, I can say the American flavour spray cheese doesn't taste at all like Americans.

[@Big_Loo]

ChickenPika that's because they use Mexicans and Canadians to save money.

[@BaconBotVbeta]

With Trump elected, it’s now primarily the Chinese.

[@Slenderman63323]

@@Big_Loo Wouldn't it taste like maple syrup taco spread in that case? Sounds even better than cheese.

[@Atomic-Purple-Guy]

Everyone who is American knows the cheddar flavored spray cheese is better. Yes I do like eating it. The cheddar version only.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

you forgot to put it on a hamburger bun fried in baby oil

[@hickey1292]

"looks like the contents of a corpse's catheter bag" Real nice imagery there. I'm pretty desensitised, so it takes something pretty evocative to gross me out. Bravo sir.

[@emmablackery]

'American flavour' means it tastes of freedom.

[@lgliam]

Suddenly Blackery. Good evening!

[@chungus100]

40,3% Fat. 0,1% Protein. 100% FREEDOM.

[@BR3N-D0N]

Goo Go and 99.9% unoriginal.

[@SuperWoodBoy1]

like the pancake commercial "- What do they taste like? - 'mericuh ..." Also, hai.

[@WaffaGaming]

not with the nsa haha

[@Ignonym]

"If in doubt, attack it with your teeth." Advice for life there, Ashens.

[@Ignonym]

***** Okay, advice for undeath.

[@Zerklass]

Uhh, I don't know how to give my GF oral... What would Ashens do?

[@McHeisenburger]

Unless its Luncheon meat...

[@mattalewis13]

I doubted that i would pass my exams...... This advice didn't help

[@aruspice]

+Zerklass chew the carpet, friend chew the carpet

[@mr.kittysavestheworld695]

Funny enough, most people associate CheeseWhiz with being extraordinarily cheap, low-quality junk, but it's actually pretty expensive for what it is. One can of that stuff is like, five bucks. Unbelievable.

[@TheLarryburns84]

it always reminds me of Weird Al.

[@TheJinxCast]

Cheese whiz is a spread and not a spray.

[@skinwalker69420]

@@TheJinxCast no it’s a spray, it’s in a can and is sprayed out like whipped cream

[@TheJinxCast]

@@skinwalker69420 It's in a jar, sold by Kraft.

[@skinwalker69420]

@@TheJinxCast Never seen it

[@brandonhoward3805]

Could be something to do with seafood, Or squid, Or *S* *E* *X* *M* *O* *N* *K* *E* *Y* *S*

[@TexasChokeslam]

"I AM THON, EAT MY SPREAD" still lives in my head rent free to this day.

[@Jayce_Alexander]

I wonder if "American flavor" spray-on cheese says "Made with real Americans".

[@privatecocky8971]

Fuck's sake I'm laughing my head off even more now

[@Kondai]

LMFAO, this is the second best comment ever

[@HaydenX]

Just like Girl Scout Cookies...

[@misterc.changaking5655]

Jayce ha ha ha lol

[@OmegaRiley]

Tastes like FREEDOM you filthy commie!

[@RampagingCat107]

There's something wholesome about them translating it into squid "legs", I don't know why but it makes me smile.

[@twistedaxles9126]

Its like they dont know they're actually tentacles.

[@spacedoge6540]

​@@twistedaxles9126you'd have thought a Japanese person would know what tentacles are

[@Sandwhaler]

@@twistedaxles9126 They're actually arms. Tentacles are the usually longer ones that have the paddle shape at the end with the suckers, whereas arms have suckers all the way down. Squids and cuttlefish have ten limbs. Eight arms and two tentacles. Octopuses have no tentacles, but eight arms.

[@れきし]

because it's called legs 😅

[@contentcreatorman]

This video: “Please don’t send me surströmming cause I’m not gonna eat it.” 4 years later and he actually does a video on it with Barry. Oh how minds can change.

[@Retr0Whiskey]

To be fair, that was a request from several movie backers.

[@trinityrhino]

Wasn’t it this actual tin? I loved that video, him and Barry are great together

[@Retr0Whiskey]

@@trinityrhino Chances are that was the most recent tin he received.

[@aztecwhistle9122]

He needs to try a 30 year old can of it ha ha ha ha.🤔😒😔🤮😁😂

[@plebisMaximus]

@@aztecwhistle9122 I don't think rotten fish can go bad to be completely honest.

[@tinglesrosyrupeeland]

Xanthan gum is a starch, we use it all the time is gluten-free cooking so improve texture of baked goods

[@MagnumLoadedTractor]

Adam ragusea uses it to

[@heyguysjohnfarder]

"I am Thon, eat my spread" -Ashens

[@supercomputer0448]

I am thot, eat my spread

[@TsukiCondor]

*Ashens 2014

[@timaustin2000]

"Ah,... That's actually great" the disappointment in your voice is hilarious!

[@CammieRacing]

Ashens: 'Surstromming, 'dont send it in, i wont eat it'' Narrator: but years later, he would.

[@penelopenorwood7270]

That marshmallow rabbit was like Fallout's "Food Paste"

[@yourfavwonch]

"Totally Not going to Kill you and/or Turn you into A Pink Ghoul- IN A CAN!!!!!" :D

[@comradeurod9805]

Alissa Grey for all your vault nutrition

[@zachduperron8543]

Alissa Grey oh yeah that pink shit

[@GryffDavid]

Only other time I've seen Spray-On Cheese was in A Goofy Movie when that kid makes the "Leaning Tower of Cheese-a".

[@GryffDavid]

Just found out that kid was voiced by Pauly Shore. Makes sense.

[@CaleyWarrior101]

Gryffydd David as an American citizen I've tried it and you are not missing much I actually hated it

[@pinklighter4060]

Gryffydd David Well, live and learn I guess.

[@SneakyShika]

I'd say the cheese spray isn't bad like people say. Its definitely heavily processed and has preservatives but it's kinda what you would expect

[@princessaria]

Gryffydd David It’s basically just cheap cheese spread, it’s a base of cheese with various milk solids and fats to make it emulsified and spreadable (and shelf stable). Was invented as a wartime ration. It’s not the worst, I guess, but no one is pretending it’s gourmet haha! It basically just tastes like salt. Not that bad but I certainly wouldn’t recommend it over real cheese lol.

[@mandrew31]

Stuart and his amazing "nom" every time he takes a bite of something

[@mrwhoannon300]

Can’t stop coming back to these classics

[@jdjk7]

Titaniun dioxide is a whitener. You often find it in toothpaste, Oreos, and paint.

[@WrecklessEating]

I don't blame you for not wanting for surstromming lol

[@hypnoxxcat]

HOLY SHIT. Right when Ashens mentioned surstromming, I immediately thought of A3k puking. And there you are...

[@NoblePineapples]

Wait.. you watch Ashens?

[@VideoGameFools]

Well look who it is, Man you guys are everywhere.That's more of a good thing than a bad thing though.

[@Jerrycobra]

didn't know you guys follow ashens, nice, haha

[@thetwistedsamurai]

Woahhh. Total respect from you guys for watching Ashens!

[@dev4674]

"We replaced New Hampshire with Splubville, it floats in the air." Lost it

[@Null_Experis]

FYI, American cheese is actually a real cheese, and it is NOT the individually wrapped singles you see called American Cheese. Those are "process American cheese food", and are not legally defined as cheese under US law. (hence "cheese food") Actual American cheese is made by taking an existing cheese like Colby and Cheddar and running it through the cheesemaking process AGAIN. It is ground up, mixed with an cheesemaking additives (the same ones used when making cheese), heated to 150f for 30 seconds, and then formed into a solid block. The end result is a twice-fermented cheese that is a blend between the two, which is so emulsified, it will not separate when melted. It's a medium-firm cheese, so you should be able to hold a slice of it upright without it drooping over.

[@YellowTailHorse]

This man knows his cheese!

[@DOSRetroGamer]

Also his "cheese food" 😂

[@RadagonTheRed]

Ah the Americans - ruining everything since 1750. Including cheese apparently.

[@LinkiePup]

@@RadagonTheRed? I mean. The French literally let their cheese mold. That is genuinely ruining it. Like… honestly. You wouldn’t eat moldy bread, would you?? But nooooo it “enhances the flavor.” It’s just food designed for different pallets. American cheese just uses the leftovers of the cheese making process, so that nothing is waisted.

[@RadagonTheRed]

@@LinkiePup The mold present in blue cheese is intentionally introduced and isn’t the product of rot like in mouldy bread. You’re making a false equivalence there.

[@Bannercommand]

New prog rock band called Dirty Seawater. First track on the album "The Cheese from Before"

[@ChickenPika]

"An excellent source of calcium."

[@meh.8805]

ChickenPika Or cancer.

[@272arshan]

Meh. Cancium.

[@Cade_Squirrel]

ChickenPika "An excellent YTP source"

[@Cade_Squirrel]

Lawl Mart "An excellent reply to an old post."

[@meh.8805]

yoyoyoshio267 "An excellent shut the fuck up already"

[@ujustgotpwned2008]

"Zerg rush." Lost it.

[@firstnamelastname5596]

I laughed so hard

[@thehighground2151]

fuckin died

[@EvillClaws]

i lost it for 15 minutes

[@childeater7327]

ujustgotpwned2008 what did you lose I'll help you find it

[@thehighground2151]

the Dankness *It

[@hughcopson1799]

"An excellent source of Calcium, yeah so is eating chalk" XD

[@predator931]

I love how the fruitcake boasts about being artificially flavoured on the front of the box as if its a selling point

[@thedonutman1212]

..For some reason when you said "The fruit cake" I assumed you were reffering to Ashens..

[@elephystry]

LeDonutMan That wouldn’t be wrong xD

[@theminisimmer]

I think companies that make foods are legally required to state if their product uses artificial flavourings

[@theL611]

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten - tickles!

[@MisterMajora]

Lol you have amused me, have a like!

[@ActuallyTragic]

Judging by your profile picture, I don't want to know where you're tickling them.

[@theL611]

MisterMajora dbz/s for the win

[@MisterMajora]

+BuffaloBeef I love it so much xD

[@thatsmolrainbowsparkleypot2280]

BuffaloBeef AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA that was bad 😂😂😂😂

[@finnicol-taylor2976]

For some reason, Ashens holding up the two squid and flatly saying "zerg rush" is the funniest thing I've ever seen on this channel.

[@DMacB42]

“Xanthan Gum, who was of course a Star Wars villain…” 👏 👏 👏

[@ZeppelinBigFan]

I love these food specials!

[@diegoalfa5791]

I use to watch these as a kid. Watching his videos again...he never disappoints. I love these

[@JariSchroderus]

Syrströmming isn't actually rotten, it is fermented. The difference subtle, but it's there. In Sweden syrströmming is considered an outdoors food. The best way to open a can is to do it under water. Or possibly shooting it from a 100 yards away. For some reason the Sweeds, Norwegians and Icelanders seem to have a taste for "rotten" fish. Must be the Viking blood in them..

[@sebbigmacmeal]

Only swedish folks up votes this comment :)

[@JariSchroderus]

Sebastian Grünfeld That's probably true. The funny thing is I'm not swedish. I'm what they "lovingly" (at least used to) call a "finn jävel", a Finnish bastard. Let's see how many down votes this comment gets ;)

[@blodguizer]

***** The problem is that people don't know how it is eaten. They remove the skin and guts and just scrape off the jellified meat onto some kind of flat bread and add some toppings to further mask the flavor. The boneheads outside of Sweden eat the fish right out of the can guts, skin and all.

[@PsychoSoldier01]

blodguizer The thing about it though is that the flavor _does_ still need to be masked. It's loved not because it's good, but because it's traditional. A tradition that arose around _not starving_ rather than because it's enjoyed..

[@Karthage922]

I am coming back to these videos, years later. Cheers mate!

[@whette_fahrtz]

I'm from Slubsville and I can attest, we do float in the air.

[@GoranMak]

Being from Canada - one does NOT EVER UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES buy food from Dollarama!!! Even their PASTA tastes like plastic! LOL The only thing I have ever bought from there that was consumable was candy (proper name brands) and pop (like Coke or 7-UP). You are BRAVE! HAHA!

[@kevinpatrickcarey3741]

i really like the pepper in the red tins

[@15-Peter-20]

Your a very strange man

[@Eremon1]

The name brand stuff is okay. I go there for junk food on occasion. Cheap name brand chips and candy. But any of the dollarama brand food is playing chinese roulette with your digestive system.

[@jasonbelozer4854]

I love that dollarama tuna lol. No no not really, it is fricken gross.

[@FaraFellow]

Their dolmades are great but good lord their cheap canned veg and meat is completely unpalatable

[@m-squares7387]

am i the only one who likes to watch these videos while they eat? r is it just me?

[@vatoloco744]

Hey if that Korean food porn thing comes over to the west I'll be the first Nigga to join the crowd. and I never follow the crowd.

[@m-squares7387]

ok

[@vatoloco744]

+Milic Milicevic well that is the fastest reply I've ever had on YT. Im fockin hungry mate

[@m-squares7387]

i just ate my food the cesond i got the notification

[@cookehboo6281]

+Milic Milicevic *second not cecond

[@Daminite]

I'm going from memory here but what I recall is that until the end of the 90s cheez whiz was made with actual cheese and was a generally liked (even if often made fun of) product. Sometime around 2000 Kraft threw out the old recipe and switched to it's current form which is better described as cheese flavored, which cheesed off it's original creator.

[@paulrippcord506]

How the fuck was Surströmming invented? "Hey, Sven I found the cooler from when we went fishing 2 years ago and it's got crap still in it." "Lief, I'll give you 50 Swedish dollars if you eat it and not die."

[@Cythil]

I do not think anyone knows for sure. But it likely it started out with someone simply put in to little salt when trying to preserve the herring. As a result it started to slightly decompose. And rather then throw it all away the risked it. One story I have read said that some Swedes tried to offload some spoiled improperly preserved herring to some Fins. When coming back after a year after having sold the spoiled to the surprised the Fins asked for more. (I bet that was some reverse psychology stuff they did to lure to Swedes in the eating that crap as revenge!) On a side note. Sweden actually used to have Dollars back in the day. Or Riksdaler as it was called. Now we have Kronor (Crowns)

[@Thysillia]

Fermented foods aren't exactly that uncommon. The fish isn't actually rotten, fermentation only changes the sugar. It's the same process as making alcoholic beverages.

[@Cythil]

***** Yeah is just a part of the rotting process. Controlled rotting if you like. And like you point out that is exactly what happens when you produce alcohol. And I do not see a lot of people objecting to drinking that. ;) (Well there are quite a few. I mean Alcohol is not the healthiest thing and some cultures ban it even.)

[@paulrippcord506]

***** I'm familiar with the concept of fermentation and fermented things we consume like beer, yogurt, cheese, soy sauce, Vegemite, pickles, fish sauce, fish and shrimp pastes and sour cream. My issue is how some one would think eat something that supposedly smells worse than an open septic tank.

[@Thysillia]

Paul Rippcord No idea :P I guess some things are just an aquired taste. At least it's not jellyfish in a paste of sea urchin gonads.

[@Goldenkitten1]

5:24 - "I am Thon, eat my spread!" = How the 20% of hentais not involving tentacles get started.

[@DanielSmedegaardBuus]

"imagine being the kid at school getting that in his lunchbox." lmfao

[@realetreasures6443]

Greenbriar (the fruitcake maker) owns Dollar Tree, the US equivalent of pound stores or 99 pence stores.

[@ghoulishgoober3122]

Reale Treasures yeah, wait i have a question do your dollar stores have 1 dollar 3 liters

[@MrToco32]

FarTooManyPizzasForYou yes

[@mr.bobcyndaquil4214]

@@ghoulishgoober3122 Yes. They're garbage.

[@lordowl3533]

Dollar tree has some actual name brand food stuff but for the most part, their frozen section is an atrocity, like their frozen fish fillets and "steak", which I'm scared to try.

[@othername1000]

@@lordowl3533 fish is ok. Steak is tiny, thin, and contains added liquids. More like steakums meat.

[@craygroup]

I AM THON! EAT MY SPREAD! I'm dead.

[@RatPfink66]

5:21

[@dashlambda6707]

The man nibbled a century egg, but won't touch Surstromming.

[@EntraOfficial]

Dash Lambda I think Surstruming is worse

[@colecarsten9532]

Dash Lambda To be fair, the century egg was accidental

[@kad5015]

Dash Lambda century egg isnt half as bad lol

[@heyguysjohnfarder]

Honestly I'd rather pop an entire century egg in my mouth than even _smell_ Surstromming.

[@prismstudios001]

Century eggs are actually pretty good. At least the ones had in China.

[@dinkules]

Apparently this was uploaded on my birthday. Squid legs, best birthday present.

[@ahmetcakar1907]

Happy birthday

[@julesgreen2066]

Hippy bath day as in jack howard

[@lavishlyDecorated]

It took four years and eight months, but Stuart finally ate Surströmming!

[@troy242621]

"I do actually like squid, as a general rule. To eat. I've never made friends with one." I'm not surprised squids aren't your friends if you're off eating them.

[@redlenseglasses4111]

I know I'm late to the party on this, but Blue Raspberry DOES exist! It's just not blue like the packaging, but blue like blueberries. The term to search for is "White Bark Raspberry"

[@cdeer17]

typically actually they are blacker in color so not really even blue really XD but maybe they say blue because it is somewhat blue i think at certain stages and because it sort of has similarities to blueberries

[@cdeer17]

and really i think blueberries sometimes hover closer to purple but still are closer than the raspberries XD

[@Phoebe5448]

Reminds me of Blue Raspberry Slush Puppies... was my favourite flavour back in the day! :D

[@mrbrown2186]

You can get blue grapes too. The weirdest unexpected blue coloured object I have ever scene was on an episode of 'Embarrasing bodies' where Dr Christian had a patient that had a problem with his penis, and when he shipped it out he had a blue BELL-END! But it turns out that the blue bell-end wasn't even the problem (it was erectile distinction of some kind) and blue is within the acceptable range of bell-end colours. I, having only ever seen my own, assumed that most were in the pinky/purple/red/brown spectrum depending on your racial background. But nope. Blue like a blue plum. Also yellow, white and orange bell-end colours are available. How the fuck a remark about blueberry's/raspberries leads on to me commenting about blue glans I don't know. But there you go. Thanks Embarrassing Bodies. When they say you can't unsee stuff, it's true.

[@LynxluresRS]

@@mrbrown2186 😂😂😂😂

[@matthewk4716]

That tuna looks exactly like what i fed my cat tonight, like the can and everything is exactly the same...

[@rolfs2165]

I feel like that counts as animal cruelty.

[@MysteriumArcanum]

I know this video came out ages ago but "otsumami" is a term for a light snack you have with a drink. So the dried squid is typically eaten when enjoying beer or sake

[@EvilDoresh]

Okay, guys, you heard him. No more rotten fish. Send him duck embryoes instead.

[@Mutant1988]

Swede here - Surströmming isn't fit for human consumption. If you ever come across a can of surströmming, contact the authorities immediately as it constitutes a severe health hazard that needs to be destroyed. Opening a can of surströmming has been declared a crime against humanity.

[@IamLiterallyRetarded]

"Consuming Putridity" That has to be a death metal song or band.

[@Ghostie____]

It makes sense that the broccoli juice would be good after seeing all the fruit juices added. Their sweetness would overpower any broccoli flavor.

[@Kari_512]

"I like squid, to eat. I've never actually made friends with one." rACIST

[@bigb0ss282]

TP•Сallie i bet he eats all this shit food when he has nothing on the fridge...

[@High_Tech_Priest]

Felep Channel you mean "in" the fridge... unless you want to eat mold for breakfast

[@freezetile8588]

I imagine it would be relatively tricky to make friends with a squid, considering they don't speak English, or any other language ever spoken by humans.

[@Dreigonix]

+TP•Сallie Some of my waifus are squid. **points to your avatar pic**

[@rustypickle1156]

Splatoon is the worst game of all time. Gee, SOMEONE can’t afford $20 a year, ay?

[@jettan]

Surströmming is supposed to be opened while being submerged in water. Anyone who opens it in the air is simply asking for it.

[@GeneralenFredrik]

Not to mention it is delicious! Some potato, onion and bread and Ashen will be eating it like a Swede.

[@EvilDoresh]

I heard theres quite a bit of salt in Surströmming. There can never be enough salt on a fish for my taste :3

[@OdaSwifteye]

I've never heard of food that you have to open underwater. Don't know why one would bother when you can eat food that you don't have to submerge in water that's just as good if not better because it doesn't attempt to murder you when you open the tin.

[@OdaSwifteye]

monkeyhorserider What? No. Urban cities just don't have a lot of pools (aside from the YMCAs) and very few of them are seaside. When given the chance we are all in on hanging out in a pool or watery type place.

[@EvilDoresh]

***** Smoked fish with lots of salt FTW :D !

[@Kingwut117]

Lost it at "Zerg rush" omfg

[@Kune35]

+Kingwut117 I literally had to pause the video and take a moment to collect myself after also losing it. I'm starting to love this man.

[@mandospiegel8994]

Kingwut117 I've seen people here laughing like seals about it in the comments, and I have no idea why it's funny.

[@Broccolini_yogini]

I've been binge watching your videos - no idea why out of date food is so interesting! I once ate 13 years out of date margarine by mistake. It's a taste I'll never forget (;__;)

[@thorn6070]

How could you have margarine that was 13 years old?

[@Broccolini_yogini]

@@thorn6070 I was house sitting for my parents and there was no butter left for toast and I remembered that my mum had a baking cupboard. So in the back of this cupboard was some margarine in a tub - turns out it had been in there since I'd had baking lessons in school 13 years earlier...

[@CharlesCampo1]

"Cheese Culture, a load of paintings squeezed into a can " LOOL

[@WestTheBestest]

I am a proud citizen of Splubville, its great...It floats in the air.

[@justinefiona94]

No, no no. Columbia from Bioshock Infinite floats in the air! Not Slubville! :P

[@WestTheBestest]

You just ruined the entire point of the comment.

[@justinefiona94]

Yup. ;)

[@theoneeyedfool]

Damn, he's onto us, he's found out about Splubville!

[@symphony-of-the-mint2008]

LOCK YOUR DOORS BOYS

[@MyFairDinkum]

"Check it out! It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a!"

[@ShortFingeredShreder]

That Pizza was from Dollar Tree. Anytime you see "Chesapeake, VA", you know it's from there... it it's probably horrible.

[@Teddythebear876]

Cheapskate, VA

[@Teddythebear876]

Cheapskate, VA

[@Teddythebear876]

Cheapskate, VA

[@Thepoltergiest101]

+ShortFingeredShreder The Hampton Roads city hierarchy goes: Virginia Beach>Norfolk>Portsmouth>Suffolk>Chesapeake. Grant it, each place has it's own issue(Virginia beach and it's douchey, privileged beach kids is a good example), but Chesapeake shines as the worst with it's horrible infrastructure and swampy scent in the air.

[@EarthwormShandy]

@@Teddythebear876 Alright we get it

[@haroichi]

EAT MY SPREAD!!!

[@PMGF]

Get Ashens to eat Surstromming! If you are going to open a tin of Surstromming you must get a large vessel like a washing up bowl or a bath tub in the garden, fill it with clean cold water & open the tin under water slowly in winter or a cold day. Have a spare vessel filled with water prepared to transfer the fish quickly minimising air contact. Dispose of the salter water from the original vessel ideally away from your house & hose it down with water, you will probably need to dispose of this vessel. Once the fish has been in that water for some time & you think it time to eat, again transfer a portion to a bowl of fresh water, have some condiments ready, preferably bread, and eat. I have seen this being done, from what some said it was the most delicious thing ever & from what others said that it was like licking a blue whales arsehole clean. Cant be the only one to want to see this!

[@VCheesey]

I've found the opposite of convenience food.

[@nathantownsendd]

I would read your comment but it is 500 letters therefore i am not reading it

[@LegitimateBusinessPerson]

PMGF He finally received a tin, but he refused to eat it.

[@VanquishV700]

That "zerg rush!" bit was awesome lol

[@Ryusuta]

Don't feel bad, Ashen. I kinda enjoy it when a food product pleasantly surprises you.

[@IrishKeshiHead]

The Maggot cheese is called masu casu. Mainly you have to eat it with the maggots or you can eat it without the maggots but quickly due to the contents becoming toxic if not eaten

[@Joshiedatgamer]

th cheese maggots???!! poor ashens he ever gets that

[@ndm13]

Starkist makes a similar tuna snack pack with much better tuna. That was half my meals my first semester of college.

[@corbinw6922]

As I sat here in boredom, I came across this channel and by god am I glad I did 😂

[@Weaponsandstuff93]

You gotta tell them, Broccoli juice is people.

[@Amamkoncahuanquichu]

I smelled the tuna spread in my brain as he opened it! As for the cheese spread, I've never known a single person who eats that nasty stuff. It might be leftover from the time when people ate aspic molds and carrot-and-mayo-and-raisin salads. Maybe it's available as a joke? We Americans do not consider American cheese to be food.

[@mrgreen4257]

Maybe your screen was smelly,thats why

[@mrgreen4257]

With your dirty hands

[@15-Peter-20]

Yes you do

[@BMONEY2201]

I AM THON, EAT MY SPREAD.

[@LibraGamesUnlimited]

That just sounds so dirty to me :)

[@Mantis47]

Love that the can has to use "MADE WITH REAL CHEESE" as a selling point. As it recognizes that people will assume that it's made with fake, plastic cheese.

[@AnJah]

"made with real cheese" somewhere in the building

[@ghostinthecode]

Welcome to America. It's what we have to do here.

[@SebbySenpai]

Holy *CRAP!* Ashens, you and I both reviewed the same thing! Those Mallow Pals. Granted, I called them Panda Brains in my video, but still! XD

[@bazathedon]

I miss you Sir Sebastian please do more videos

[@mishXY]

***** no reply? no new videos...

[@GamingGalaxy]

lol

[@audeamus4225]

Make more videos, Sir Horse

[@Andrus198524]

"zerg rush" made my day hahahah :D

[@blayne888]

8:21 LOL! thanks for the creepy alone in my apartment laugh. 🧀

[@Gigidag77]

Keep sending him Surstromming ! There is no escape !

[@TomTheEpicRobloxian]

What evil fucks we are.

[@HelenaRedgrave]

As a resident of Mexico, I now feel the obligation to walk into the nearest cheapo store and send you the most horrible thing I can find, and given the amazing* quality of Mexican products, I'm sure you'll not be disappointed. *That was most definitively sarcasm.

[@toposebi95]

SEND LUCAS CANDY.

[@HelenaRedgrave]

toposebi95 I'll send him some Skwinkles and eagerly await to hear the horror in his voice as he opens the package.

[@LordofFullmetal]

The Surstromming sounds a lot like Garum; really rotten fish that the Romans used to love. My history teacher spent two years MAKING some, filling us in with stories about having to rescue it from his cat. THEN he brought it to school. We had to evacuate the classroom.

[@JunKurosu]

If made well it can be delicious but I think it needs to be distiled before consummation

[@jomon324]

Dammit, I just woke up my neighbors from my explosive laughter. XD

[@jakem9524]

Ah yes, Ashens would never eat surstromming... he'll make poor Barry suffer with him to eat it instead.

[@TMS5100]

ah yes, dried squid. gives you breath that can cut through steel.

[@Ghost_Of_SAS]

If an alien were to watch this video he would conclude that Thailand and Japan eat Jabba The Hutt's tentacle snacks while America is some kind of dystopia where people eat recycled plastic reprocessed into food.

[@myuphrid]

Aliens? I'm human myself, and even I'm getting that impression.

[@hellothere5871]

“I AM THON EAT MY SPREAD”!!! Been awhile since I laughed that hard.

[@stockingsstuffer6302]

"We did away with New Hampshire and replaced with Splubville. It's floats in the air, it's great."

[@RavenholmZombie]

One of my friends from school used to work in retail at Walmart and, out of all the years of him working there, he has never seen anyone buy that spray cheese, not a single can passed through his checkout lane.

[@plumbojumbo2190]

Everytime a Squid is killed a Squid dies. Sponsor a Squid today.

[@barronvonboom1645]

*slow claps*

[@100britishgamers5]

I donate lots of money

[@plumbojumbo2190]

100% British Gamers Thankyou. There may be hope for the Cephalopod master race after all.

[@jomon324]

I tried calamari once. Woke up in the middle of the night and vomited 15+ times. I actually vomited so hard that I did something I didn't know was possible. I involuntarily screamed while dry-heaving and ended up vomiting pure bile tinted red from trying to keep my blood glucose from dropping by eating glucose tabs, which are acidic and burned the fuck out of my throat. I vomited/dry-heaved so hard I almost experienced red-out (edges of vision turn red). NEVER. EVER. EVER. FUCKING. EVER. EEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVEEEERRRR. AGAIN. EVER.

[@plumbojumbo2190]

jomon324 THAT'S WHAT YA GET

[@SecretAgentNein]

I enjoy how he calls it "sörstromming." Congratulations, Ashens, you accidentally pronounced an Ö! Just... not in the right place.

[@samholdsworth3957]

Shut up

[@honkinbubbafulton8791]

How dare him? Not knowing how to pronounce every single word in every single language he doesn't speak.

[@SecretAgentNein]

Honkin' Bubba Fulton Dude, I wasn't being snarky 3 years ago. I genuinely enjoyed that mispronunciation. I still do. He did pronounce an Ö! Just not where the Ö should have been. Most people with English as their native language struggle to pronounce U the same way as it is pronounced in Swedish so it's not surprising that he did indeed mispronounce that letter.

[@dekunt6549]

Agent Nein shut up x2

[@Akselikar]

@@SecretAgentNein what the fuck is wrong with ppl replying to your comment

[@FTGdrummer]

I'm moving to Okinawa, japan and i'm going to find some of the weirdest shit to eat and i'm going to send it to you Ashens. Been watching your videos ever since highschool.

[@alesin1992]

Good luck finding normal food to eat there.

[@EvenFlow12345]

I could watch you eat random crap for days.

[@nicedream1990]

"That looks like, how do we say it? A lump of old shit" The way he said that just got me, laughed for about 10 minutes.

[@electross6240]

15:55 - Pink nozzle turns to camera as if to respond to Ashens' criticism.

[@TheThreadWeaver]

When Ashens passes away, we will know why.

[@PhoenixWrong_]

I'm an American. I don't know what American flavour is either.

[@CANDYBREAKER3000]

Objection! Phoenix Wright lives in Japan.

[@DrArtemis117]

CANDYBREAKER3000 OBJECTION! In the North American and European releases the game is set in Los Angeles.

[@CANDYBREAKER3000]

+MrsKatya117 Hold It! You mean to tell me that a game with slight translation makes it from a different area of the world?

[@DrArtemis117]

CANDYBREAKER3000 Not so fast! Given he is a fictional character he can be perceived differently around the world!

[@CANDYBREAKER3000]

+MrsKatya117 (Edgeworth): That was pointless.