Worried About Your Date's Penis? There's An App For That.

[@MultiAmmar2000]

I would be worried if she even has one in the first place.

[@antclerfont8478]

I concur

[@neondystopian]

Ikr? I mean, if you need something like that, maybe I don't need you.

[@ilikeducksable]

In 2024 this will be called transphobic 😂

[@PapeySapote]

@@ilikeducksableI’m very surprised that no one complained yet.

[@ilikeducksable]

@@PapeySapote I commented on a video that light pastel clothes looked good on black people because of the contrast with their darker skin and got called racist for assuming black people had darker skin 😂. Like what are we even doing here??

[@ahmedp8009]

MASSIVE Blackmailing potential. Welcome to 2024.

[@kingwillie206]

I tried it and mine was too big to fit in the capture screen

[@neondystopian]

Username checks out

[@MetallicMadness85]

@@neondystopian lol

[@morwickchesterham3875]

What about your booti-hole?

[@spacedye2001]

You have to use the panorama function.

[@neondystopian]

"object too small to scan"

[@datchickshortyrock]

😂😂😂

[@marvelsProtege]

Don't doctors cost you money in America?

[@marebare68]

But will it tell you the size?????

[@IvanSacofski]

Imagine the uproar it would cause it this app was meant to be used on women for the same thing. TYT would definitely not be covering it the same way lol.

[@kmook76]

Coming soon

[@metalzonemt-2]

No need to imagine. You snowflakes are already crying about this one.

[@babyamyxo-o6c]

Why are you men so insecure? You don't turn women on being whiny crybabies you know?

[@PapeySapote]

@@metalzonemt-2I don’t see anyone crying, people highlighting the hypocrisy isn’t crying.

[@metalzonemt-2]

​@@PapeySapote You make up a situation that never happened, and then complain about it. It's not hypocrisy, it's crying.

[@mholland9330]

Hey, VD is nothing to clap at!! 🤓

[@alisonburt4237]

Trump wife might find it useful

[@lakeliving2013]

The👃always knows... 😅

[@c.f.okonta8815]

😂😂

[@criminalfactorymachine3961]

No it doesn’t. Sometimes it can smell like nothing and still be infected with something.

[@lakeliving2013]

@@criminalfactorymachine3961 Found out the hard way eh?.. Thank you for your input criminal factory... 😂

[@DavidSchulman-ke2nj]

Believe me, women care more about who it's attached too, rather than its size.

[@BillCarson-zn9gx]

Sounds like you might be telling yourself that 😂

[@sandraelrod5108]

You sure about that?

[@Sayerservante]

11:25 Cenk: "This one is not ...a HARD issue" That's what she said 😅

[@criminalfactorymachine3961]

People dat sleep with many different partners are at higher risk of contracting STD’s or having keedz out of wedlock and single parenthood. Promiscuous people also tend to be drug abusers and more violent, so you run a greater risk of domestic abuse.

[@fredfoistayn6687]

Does this is check also Herpes under make up

[@dimxsk]

So it basically guesses unless the condition is so obvious that the smell or appearance would probably prevent you from jumping on that anyway.

[@j.j.1064]

I have a 6'6" pianist. It stands erect at the end of every performance. I've been playing with him since we met. A very talented member of the orchestra Always getting ahead.

[@knick5032]

Thanks for occasionally breaking from all the terrible news stories ✌️

[@DiamondFlame45]

Yeah. It’s called Grindr 😂

[@rokhamler3352]

Because i presume people will use this app in secrecy otherwise they would just ask their partner and discuss any concerns between them and maybe consult a doctor. This just sounds like a potentially huge privacy issue and potenrially a crime if used in secrecy in places that have revenge porn laws in effect. Also consulting an AI instead of a doctor for an actual serious pressing medical issue is monumentally dumb

[@mholland9330]

"Oh yeah, that's DEF some kind of serious RASH!!" "Oh wait....it's just trump."

[@winterburden]

Cancer isn't contagious, and isn't exactly an infection. Fyi.

[@ONE_For_100]

Totally safe 😒

[@tramanewebb1980]

60% of the time, it works all the time 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@rebeccasmith8567]

No, but worried about your sanity.

[@Bob12022]

Hopefully this wasn’t developed just for those with clearly visible sizes. I can barely see mine when I take a picture 😂

[@Bob12022]

I wonder if dating apps will have this with built in support for verified lengths and cleanliness

[@bunyipdragon9499]

Thanks for the laughs 💜

[@neoyippie]

I just can’t stand the way she constantly says, “okay”. I love to listen to TYT all the way through, but I just can’t these days and don’t understand why they keep putting her on the air. Please stop. Or bleep her out when she says, “okay” so that view can imagine that intelligence is in play.

[@kite-dv8me]

It did NOT Start on October 7th 1. Haifa Massacre 1937 2. Jerusalem Massacre 1937 3. Balad al-Sheikh Massacre 1939 4. Haifa Massacre 1939 5. Khan Yunis Massacre 1946 6. Haifa Massacre 1947 7. Abbasiya Massacre 1947 8. Al-Khisas Massacre 1947 9. Bab al-Amud Massacre 1947 10. Jerusalem Massacre 1947 11. Sheikh Burek Massacre 1947 12. Jaffa Massacre 1948 13. Deir Yassin Massacre 1948 14. Tantura Massacre 1948 15. Jerusalem Massacre 1967 16. Bahro al Baquar 1972 17. Sabra And Sharila Massacres 1982 18. Al Aksa Mosque Massacre 1990 19. Ibrahimi Mosque Massacre 1992 20. Jenin Refugee Camp Massacre 2002 21. Gaza Massacre 2008/09 22. Gaza Massacre 2012 23. Gaza Massacre 2014 24. Gaza Massacre 2018/2019 25. Gaza Massacre 2021 26. Gaza Plausible Genocide 2023-Present DON'T LET ANYONE CONVINCE YOU IT STARTED OCTOBER 7TH 2023 Israeli Officials ARE on Record Mockingly calling the MASSACRES "Mowing the Lawn".

[@scienceoffreedom]

This equip is must have for the modern promiscuous woman.

[@GaryHighFruit]

Women are going thru penises like a freight-train with no brakes. And it's the same 1% of penises!! So this AP was inevitable via demand.

[@cassidyivory4573]

This is off topic but I'd like to be a realist on the tyt correspondence team. I have no following on any network, hopefully that's not a disqualification an abhorrent allergy to bullshit but also retaining a solid grip on the pavement beneath my feet. I'm a Chicagoan I'd like to shine an on the group lime light such as field wrk

[@EowynsResolve]

No.

[@Will-nm7vy]

Once again the Vagin is off the hook 🙄

[@kevinreid8946]

It's called a Urologist! If I burn when I pee I'm not just taking a picture of it. I'm going to the doctor and what woman wants to take a picture of you before sex?

[@steveo288]

The fact TYT chose to make a video on this shows how little you should take, seriously, any of their videos. They are not a news channel to take seriously.

[@ReivecS]

Or maybe you could take note of the BONUS EPISODE in the corner which is where they tend to cover more silly topics, that is the whole point. Having a segment of more light hearted or silly topics doesn't make serious topics moot. WTF kind of logic is that? Hey, you can't listen to anything news anchor x says, I heard that guy tell a joke once. Get the F out of here with this nonsense.

[@ashgalactica94]

If you have to go to these lengths because you don’t trust your partner, then you’re both probably not compatible. I say move on. This is not the answer

[@latetothepartygamingright]

Going to those measures is extreme

[@christiansmith-of7dt]

Im super picky

[@kmook76]

FYI. Have been to 2 major National urgent cares in the past who refused to test for herpes via blood in routine screening. Since 75% are asymptomatic they are letting it spread. They have also canceled IGM tests at labcorps so you can’t tell early on via blood either. Early treatment leads to less severe disease for life and less spread. HSV doubles dementia chances and HSV2 3-4x the risk of HIV.

[@GGMC556]

Embarrassing

[@antenna_prolly]

But does the app respect a trans's pronouns?

[@bushwacka5187]

The app is a black trans woman

[@mackthenight]

Why do I think a Republican designed this app?

[@roseorozco1384]

Why does she say "PPenises" like that 😂😂😂

[@tabithaormiston-smith590]

An heroic effort by that lady not dissolving into laughter. I hope she hasn't given herself a hernia with the effort

[@missyTL]

Ummmmm ..... I have no words

[@MaJoRMJR]

Just look at their vehicle, the bigger and louder the vehicle, the smaller the...it's the most accurate measure. (A psychological phenomenon known as overcompensating)

[@brodo_baggins2132]

Bruh why would anyone wanna let some ai scan your intimate parts and send your data to 3rd parties so they can send you targeted jelqing adverts i swear to god, and theres a 5% it just cockblocks you for no reason 😂😂😂

[@dreamingmusicgal]

We have doctor google now we have doctor AI.... LMAO

[@Spork2]

This video felt a lot longer than it should’ve had.

[@_AdventureMan]

No pun?

[@christiansmith-of7dt]

That was a really long time

[@davidtyler6708]

Boy, you all are sure desperate to get new members, huh?

[@CarolNelson-s5s]

Now they have thought of everything. 😮

[@hunternedib1119]

Where yours ends, .......mine bends....🥳

[@jessejorgensen3931]

First very strange app. I have a funny feeling a man is involved with this idea? And are the making one for woman? They all have vastly different you know! Don't know how to say it in a way that doesn't make me feel gross?

[@TheRexTera]

No! I am not going to put the Lil’ Darwin in front of a camera thank you

[@AlexBradleyPopovich]

People might not feel the need to do this if the government didn't keep databases of people and their names and addresses who test positive for STDs.

[@mizfrenchtwist]

hello , great share , thank you , for sharing🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰..............................

[@funkaddictions]

Why would you use this AI when you can go to a Dr. to check it out?

[@GaryHighFruit]

Some people don't wanna do it in person; esp teens(with parents) ( ! )

[@funkaddictions]

@@GaryHighFruit Teens should be able to go to a Dr. withought their parents. It's much better than have them use apps to figure out their illnesses.

[@Nicbn1]

It would make more sense to use an STI test with the results in one of those medical records apps

[@christiansmith-of7dt]

There was only two girls i ever loved , that was erika and eva , you all know that , i loved them both from the first time i saw them , they were the best people i ever met

[@neonshadow5005]

Holy crap .......... what.

[@mnheintzelman1373]

If a picture can tell the tale, you've waited too long . . .no shortage of garbage apps. Why cover this?

[@cryoneir4296]

What is this?

[@Jezballz]

Most women care about the size of the wallet🙂

[@larryc1616]

Most men care about the size of the breasts 😊

[@EmmanuelAgyapong-jn6ue]

True, my only relationship left when I was broke...

[@Feral_Turd]

Melania nods accordingly

[@raydunn8262]

Thank you. 65% means 1 in 3 is wrong. Who would use such a system health-wise?

[@christiansmith-of7dt]

They were really good people , way too good for me

[@battles146]

china also makes realistic male dolls now so this may help their economy out - and they have several factories in the U.S. turning out either/or at a pretty good clip with limited AI talking capacity LOL

[@neondystopian]

I feel like this is going to become a new red flag.

[@datchickshortyrock]

Cenk was like I CAN’T WAIT! 😂😂😂

[@jennifertaylor2893]

If he makes 6-7 figures the only size that matters is his bank account.

[@ihartevil]

Forgot to type out of my room until 4am dont know about it being enough time but :(

[@theexiledprince]

Worried about how large these land whales are?? Where's the app for that??

[@johnlynn8543]

I know y'all's reporting on Palestine, elections, holding corporations accountable and all that is important and I appreciate y'all but this kinda offbeat and "whuuu?" content really helps my sanity and keeps me looking y'all up since 2009.

[@southernphunk]

No need for these doctors

[@aliasalias8681]

They automated slander per se?

[@WillyM79]

That app just sounds like scam to me

[@dcmonsterreviews2987]

I just...wow😮😅😂

[@mholland9330]

All over the country, people are canceling thier dates for tonight.

[@davidrogelj385]

I am worrying what is in your head!😂😂😂

[@MadDragon75]

Name your critters?😂

[@zacht2806]

would be a bad way to find out you have penile cancer

[@NPCONSULTING247-jy3pz]

Thank you for this very important case; A.I. is not intelligent and only updated translation software - instead of the end of babylonian confusion of languages and a new understanding of facing international solidarity - scientific outcomes as a basket of rotten eggs...the patents are mention right but they are mixed violently false claims which goes to Wikipedia without notice of scientists with different special field A.I. got the opposite effect and confusion is heavy to fight......We need your voice right there too

[@andyvonbourske6405]

however runs that website has a blackmail goldmine.

[@BigBox609]

There will be an alien 👽 invasion on October 22nd, 2033. 😱😱😱 Be prepared earth 🌎! #alieninvasion #prepareforearth #October22nd2033

[@Matty-o9p]

That thrift store wig gotta go. Cenk needs to pay his stuff more. 😢

[@winrow63]

I can’t stand her

[@hunternedib1119]

It's also a Gender Bender Detector.👀

[@FredGoldust]

What are you trying to say about your audience? 😂

[@precioustyrastar9169]

Sounds good to me. Finally 😂🎉

[@jellekastelein7316]

This is basically an app that is practicing medicine without a license.

[@kmook76]

What do you think health insurance and and admins do?

[@christiansmith-of7dt]

Love at lost thought comes next

[@jeffreysmith2069]

Rubber it-.

[@imnotmike]

I never have and never will take a picture of my penis, and I would never let anyone else take a picture of my penis. Honestly, the dick pic thing is bizarre to me. I have no idea why anyone would want to send out pics like that. When I first saw this I thought maybe this would be an app that lets your doctor share some of your medical history so that you can get a doctor's assurance that someone doesn't have an STD - or didn't have a detectable STD at the time of an examination. I would be interested in that kind of app.

[@madjimms]

Not everyone is uptight. It's just a penis.

[@datchickshortyrock]

A Big 🍆 Dude has absolutely no problem taking photos of their man meat …….

[@GaryHighFruit]

@@datchickshortyrock I have a big one. 56 years and no pics. I don't need the positive reinforcement.

[@GaryHighFruit]

"the dick pic thing is bizarre to me" me too. :) I think it's a small % of men, and our culture is just blowing it out of proportion like it does with men.

[@DS-nw4eq]

Just let the AI procreate

[@alisonburt4237]

The film that comes out called the creator people use an app that did picture of someone how they would look if they were a business person well people didn't read the conditions about using that AI app because they watched the trailer of the film and they see themselves sitting at a football game and walking around those people were not in the film the company who owns the app use their images for the AI robot in the film and when they complained they were told they should have read the contract because it says by using the app that company has a right to use those images off people however they won't so people should read the user contract completely

[@johntodd651]

Got anything better to talk about ? If you got a woman who is worried about that , she is not the one for you. Ditch her don't waste your time.

[@ent1311]

Or she is the right person because you know she doesn't have several STDs 😅

[@iloveamerica007]

Lmao cenk not being "cocky" 😅😅😅😂😂😂

[@WeirdenGilling]

I'm guessing he never is

[@winrow63]

Apps go to far 🤔nowdays

[@virtualpaladin3507]

Yeah, unsubscribed

[@garycarter6773]

What happened to Rayyvana?

[@Ron_DeForest]

Moved on. I liked her too.

[@garycarter6773]

@Ron_DeForest I saw a comment by her awhile back on Instagram saying she wouldn't be on any TYT shows anymore but no explanation why. I like her too. :(

[@fashe55]

She got a job with her law degree

[@hunternedib1119]

Laid off like JR.

[@NotSure-e8z]

Welp, men did this to themselves.

[@battles146]

women also do it to themselves for not demanding self-protection -

[@mannyafcarsensl-rc6vv]

Last time fat chenk saw his own was 45 years ago

[@samirahussein2005]

american culture is so...... depraved

[@jokester3076]

You are correct

[@CrunchyDark]

You mean humans?

[@samirahussein2005]

@@CrunchyDark no i definitely mean americans