You know a movie is offensively bad when the intro doesn't start with Billy's laughter or Martin's cackle
@arnoldrivas45902 жыл бұрын
Well you still hear them struggling to keep it together while Korey's talking.
@raven30672 жыл бұрын
Big facts.
@Jones23Boy2 жыл бұрын
All you can hear the uncomfortable shifting of butts in seats
@UnownDepth2 жыл бұрын
true
@kaind.badguy2 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness for Alien the green alien. He really saved this film.
@jae98432 жыл бұрын
lol. That ogre running in the dark with the camera shaking actually looks decent. It’s like that shot was the first thing the dude started working on, and he wound up spending 90% of his time and effort into it before realizing, “Oh crap! The deadline for the movie is tomorrow!”
@brutustantheiii84772 жыл бұрын
Wait, Korey’s 50? Man that’s impressive, he’s as fresh as he is, and doesn’t show his age as obviously for a man his age considering how long he’s be doing this.
@sammyjaohnson56312 жыл бұрын
Funny story i checked online for billys age and it said he was 61 i was like "wtf!?" But it was the wrong billy brooks i was gonna assume hes immortal or somthing
@bigpictureguys8415 Жыл бұрын
@@sammyjaohnson5631billy is about ten years younger than korey. Think he’s in his early 40’s maybe 41
@dupersuper6516 Жыл бұрын
Korey looks at most 39-42 and not in age but maturity
@hjames78 Жыл бұрын
@@bigpictureguys8415Billy is early 40s at most which is still pretty good
@bigpictureguys8415 Жыл бұрын
@@hjames78 he’s 44. Born August 1979
@christhomas86282 жыл бұрын
From now on, I think every movie needs to have Alien the Green Alien randomly inserted into the plot to dance for 5 minutes and disappear in a cloud of white anus smoke. Only then can the story continue.
@smugalice6206 Жыл бұрын
Three criteria for any film: 1) Is there an alien? 2) Is there a green person? 3) Does someone dance? Intersections can apply, but it’s only when all three intersect that you have kino.
@kchrules7752 жыл бұрын
"Are you ready to dance kids?" "HELL YEAH" is one of my new favorite DT moments!! 44:15
@franciscopenajr39092 жыл бұрын
37:59 That's not an alien, that is a N64 shell-less turtle
@poposterous2362 жыл бұрын
This movie actually makes me grateful for something like FoodFight: a never ending cavalcade of nonsense is much more preferable to padding time, throwaway scenes and dream sequences that feel like a speedbump.
@myles74532 жыл бұрын
Right. Acela makes FoodFight look like an Oscar worthy movie.
@cybergothika6906 Жыл бұрын
Next to that abomination, FoodFight can even look cute and adorable to me.
@michaelstrong53832 жыл бұрын
Korey: "You have introduced me to the *WORST ANIMATED FILM* I've seen in my entire life!!" Saberspark: "You merely adopted awful animation. I was born in it. Molded by it."
@chasehedges67752 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia Critic: I am The League of Critic’s. I am here to fulfill Roger Ebert’s destiny.
@bearerofbadnews13752 жыл бұрын
Dingo pictures: hold my beer
@Gideon133972 жыл бұрын
@@bearerofbadnews1375 The Asylum's animation department: You still haven't seen the worst thing on screen.....yet. 😏
@isaactheworshipwarrior66879 ай бұрын
Watch my motion picture. THEN, you have my permission to die
@franciscopenajr39092 жыл бұрын
And nobody in the comments will say, "Oh it's just a kid's movie" No, that's no excuse
@CyberSpider352 жыл бұрын
No, you all wrong. Dad doesn't look like either Resident Evil or Mafia II character. He looks like a character from one of the dozens of porn visual novels you can find on Steam. I guess they use same public domain model library or something.
@2dootАй бұрын
I know this comment is old but holy fuck that fact that it's at 69 likes is perfect
@trabertgraneau33232 жыл бұрын
This movie is probably so bad, even Mia is looking at it like, “What the hell is this?!”
@arnoldrivas45902 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣😅😅
@Falcovsleon212 жыл бұрын
This has to be the lost episode of Xavier Renegade Angel.
@Gebraldo4202 жыл бұрын
"My wife's Turkish... And I almost divorced her after watching this shit". *Slow clap*
@FaceFamous8 ай бұрын
Which they ended up divorcing anyway
@jamesbritton6352 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree the best part of this movie was the green alien?👽
@Gideon133972 жыл бұрын
Best part of the whole movie. 😎
@Omar-wq9dz2 жыл бұрын
After seeing Korey yell this was the worst animated film he’d ever seen a day before, I was waiting for this review
@wilcee2382 жыл бұрын
I’ve listened to or watch Korey Coleman, Martin Thomas, and Billy Brooks since the Spill days. I thought The Oogieloves would always be their best review. I was wrong. I cried laughing throughout this entire review. Bravo.
@mttylerdurden92 жыл бұрын
0:00-0:12 Korey wait till you see Rapsitte streetkids believe in Santa 🤣🤣🤣
@kaneshabarnes89302 жыл бұрын
You know a movie is bad when the dancing alien is the best part of the movie
@s3.14dervision2 жыл бұрын
Someone said Food Fight was the worst animated film and Turkey said, "hold my beer"..
@masternoob96732 жыл бұрын
That ogre doing The Jerk at the end almost made me lose oxygen to my brain, no foolin 💀💀
@zebra3girl1102 жыл бұрын
The ogre is literally a character model from a game called Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons. That's the female ogre from that game, there's a male one too. It's like the movie just copied assets from various video games or something, haha
@Takimeko Жыл бұрын
The Limbo of the Lost of animated nonsense.
@zel99992 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the green alien might be the most shameless bit of filler I've ever seen in my life. They didn't make the dancing relevant to the story, they didn't make a character that actually fit into the setting, they didn't even give him a goddamn name.
@amusingmoose9924Ай бұрын
They gave him a name: Alien the Green Alien.
@JvoDre2 жыл бұрын
That green alien was on that molly n percs 😂😂
@StormDjinn12 жыл бұрын
“This movie has seen much padding you could drop it off a 20 story building and it’d be just fine”
@aaronfoster34322 жыл бұрын
That walk though...that damn walk though. Had me rolling.
@hothotheat30002 жыл бұрын
No way can it be worse than the Ja Rule gnome movie. *50 minutes later* I stand corrected.
@mikaelaburrell16552 жыл бұрын
This is the most hilariously bad animated movie I’ve ever seen and the green alien dancing had me weak 💀
@marcaddow73262 жыл бұрын
The fast walkin' 🐅 walkin' with a purpose and my main man, the Green 👽 were da best characters in this whole project!
@johannabailey10352 жыл бұрын
That eagle part had me crying...but the ending with that frog or whatever I was holling. I meant to say that Ogre dancing..Jesus that killed me.
@biby18512 жыл бұрын
"Every time I look at her, it breaks my heart." 😂
@Climinator-op6kh2 жыл бұрын
It is true according to IMDb, the alien is getting his own spinoff coming out next year.
@letitbeenow2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@EdwardSanchezProductions2 жыл бұрын
Billy laughing is the highlight of these bad movie reviews
@ROBERT-hu1wj2 жыл бұрын
Hello 👋 how are you doing??
@JustinSevenTwo2 жыл бұрын
25:40 Sheeeeeit, if the guy had great stories, why didn't the movie start there?? Just animate one of his stories! Oh wait, his story is just a jerkaround too... (Notice the kids call for Tale Teller like he's a dog)
@CinemaRescored7 ай бұрын
There used to be Caspian tigers roaming eastern Turkey, before going extinct.
@Swell_Character2 жыл бұрын
"Better be glad my cousin Black Philip ain't here." Good one Martin. hahahaha
@michaelstrong53832 жыл бұрын
Black Phillip would be too good to be in this movie anyway. 😂
@ddbob12 жыл бұрын
I'll say one thing about the animation they made sure to make an effort for the dancing, that's where all the budget went.
@0okamino2 жыл бұрын
The most amount of effort they put into that was clicking the Buy button on a stock animation site. Then again, they might have been downloaded for free from somewhere.
@angel_of_rust Жыл бұрын
literally Balan Wonderworld
@theorangepillnurse53992 жыл бұрын
If Neil Breen made an animated film…
@mr.potatoheadguythingsirdo92952 жыл бұрын
I decided to watch a bit of this movie last night before I shut it halfway through because I realized I had just had a seizure. It wasn’t the movie that triggered the moment but rather a high potency of THC from some oil I smoked turns out can trigger seizures for me. So when I was watching this film after the DT review, about 20-25 minutes after use, the sensitivity in my brain started to become unbearable that I literally couldn’t look at the TV screen, I couldn’t open my eyes or look at anything because the headache was so sharp. Some limbs I couldn’t feel and started to spasm. I actually thought I was going to die and that The Adventures of Acela would unfortunately be the last movie I’d ever see. So knowing that certain drugs cause seizures in me, I am quitting today. That was a scary moment and I’m glad to be alive. Also so-far this movie sucked, at least the 25 minutes of what I saw.
@jeffbroadbent50722 жыл бұрын
Glad you're alright.
@rommix02 жыл бұрын
Glad you made it and best of luck on your sobriety.
@youreawizardkari7691 Жыл бұрын
Movie so bad this man quit weed 😂 (Good for you man!!)
@HeyItsAJOmega11 ай бұрын
Holy heck, this entire film is bollocks, but something about the segment at 37:55 with Alien The Green Dancing Alien (TM) made me laugh harder than I've laughed at ANYTHING in a long long time. Cinematic MASTERPIECE 🤣
@mjuzumaki2 жыл бұрын
This is a Spider-Man flossing, a pregnant Elsa & twerking Hulk away from being a high budget KZbin Kids video.
@alexthai52232 жыл бұрын
Korey gonna lose his shit seeing that 🤣
@dominicscreativefilms2 жыл бұрын
It's actually offensive (and hilarious) how much of the audience's time this movie wastes. 🤣 Edit: Though I will say the green dancing alien was lit!
@gvetech2 жыл бұрын
This makes Asylum movies look like Disney specials 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nikkicole543212 жыл бұрын
Why did they pull Janes dad from Tarzan into this catastrophe? 😂
@C.Mustard2 жыл бұрын
Everytime I can’t find something to watch on KZbin, y’all come through with a new bad movie review!!! Thank you for doing these! Can’t wait to hear billy laugh
@Xayjohns2 жыл бұрын
15:50 This dog is looking for a new studio to finish this movie, LOL.
@Tez_Kiryu2 жыл бұрын
I swear their laughs are contagious
@joshuatabak952 жыл бұрын
Thank you for "embarking on this journey!" Haha. The one liners were on point on this review! Well done Korey, Martin and Billy! This was a fantastic watch. Very funny and fun review. Great job. Sorry you had to watch this movie though, and take one for the team. We appreciate it though.
@cooliereddz41412 жыл бұрын
Worst animated movie ever? Rhapsody street kids believe in Santa will say hold my eggnog
@JustinSevenTwo2 жыл бұрын
24:15 What's funny is that with a good director (think of Miyazaki's Totoro), you can actually have a scene of just waiting quietly that's filled with mystery and tension. But, like... first there needed to be something that happened, which set up an expectation for more stuff to happen. In a movie like this... the waiting is literally just dead air!. I'm so sorry that you guys had to sit through this. But thanks for making it so funny!
@kevjohn20062 жыл бұрын
53:00 aww, Martin made it sad. This was one guy's labor of love, his audition reel to show the world his talents... and they shit all over it! 😂🤣
@rellfacts2792 жыл бұрын
He should thank them. Now people are going to go watch that atrocity of a film.
@jaketheman0912 жыл бұрын
To the DT crew and community. If you thought Food Fight was awkward, this is a whole other level lol
@yungdynamic4712 жыл бұрын
Nah food fight was a masterpiece compared to this
@C.Mustard2 жыл бұрын
Damn I can’t believe korey is 50! Dude looks 39 and I assume Martin is around the same age and he looks great too!
@Rhiorrha2 жыл бұрын
Alien got out on a high note. Smart move.
@LeftoverBeefcake2 жыл бұрын
I wish the Double Toasted folks had filmed their reactions while watching this "movie". I bet they were epic.
@VWayyyyyyyy2 жыл бұрын
In tears yo! 😫😭😭😭 The movie so bad the cast and producer don't even have profile pics up. I would be embarrassed to help create something this awful.😫😭
@TrevsMovieReviews263 Жыл бұрын
I feel like Billy is less laughing at the movie and more at the fact Korey and Martin had to watch this.
@dylangoomda95742 жыл бұрын
40:42 EXACTLY what Frank Miller said when he started burning psychedelic frogs and began working on The Spirit. Do and don't watch that.
@denkokoro2 жыл бұрын
I could be wrong, but Korey usually doesn't exaggerate his feelings. So...here we go.
@gvetech2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on the recent award guys, y'all are killing it. Been watching for 4 years and the show always makes my day. Big up!
@ShutterSpeedGaming Жыл бұрын
What award did they win?
@gvetech Жыл бұрын
@@ShutterSpeedGaming Best Film Critic and Best Podcast for 2022's 'Best of Austin' Awards.
@Spectra6512 жыл бұрын
Man, this movie really takes me back... Reminds me of the first time I laid eyes on such classics as Food Fight, Joshua and the Promised Land, Video Brinquedo, and Dingo Pictures, "animation" so lazy and awful and incomprehensible as to not be believed.
@gregorycarter3194 Жыл бұрын
Those wolf and tiger models look like they come straight from life of black tiger
@chasehedges67752 жыл бұрын
I love Double Toasted and their content. This is the way and I have spoken.
@isaacguadalupe70192 жыл бұрын
This is the way 🤝🏽
@sillygoose6352 жыл бұрын
weird way to close a comment but ight
@MrHimyhimy2 жыл бұрын
@@sillygoose635 no. This is the way
@Faction.Paradox2 жыл бұрын
This shit looks like it was being hand animated in real-time while it was being watched, like a traditional puppet show but a guy with a mouse manipulating 3d models hidden behind a curtain.
@dantesalter19842 жыл бұрын
Damn yall just made my weekend that much better. Fresh off work and a new double toasted video is up? Time to roll up and kickback
@ShutterSpeedGaming Жыл бұрын
44:11 😎 “are you ready to dance kids?!?” Lol 😆
@sharp22572 жыл бұрын
I have been watching your guys videos for about 2 years now , and i thought Corey was in his late 30's
@cebraulkenne85712 жыл бұрын
That scene with the falling boulders, the road looks straight out of Age of Empires graphics.
@Hecatom2 жыл бұрын
I think I am missing something about why Corey and Martin got serious when Billy joked about the year of the movie 😅😅😅
@shaunsmith90132 жыл бұрын
Maybe Turkish media is super janky? And Mia would be ready to throw down on anyone talking shit. Honestly I want this to be explained better. I am just guessing xD
@Hecatom2 жыл бұрын
@@shaunsmith9013 Apparently it was Billy sugesting that it was due Covid that the movie looked like shit. And Martin and Korey were just fucking with him, lol.
@fudgybabe91272 жыл бұрын
Me 2. Just curious.😏
@RoaringMind Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don’t understand it either lol. Not sure if it was a covid joke or a past romantic partner joke. I think that portion was slightly edited, also.
@gregorykizer55382 жыл бұрын
“I Can Feel it!” Billy got me weak 😂😂
@oddracir283 ай бұрын
Acela, come to the forest…bring my checkkkk😭21:37
@Takimeko Жыл бұрын
19:53 "YOUR FATHER....IS IN GREAT DANGER, ACELA!"
@rommix0 Жыл бұрын
HURRY PAUL!!
@MrNegron2 жыл бұрын
When Korey said that the Ogre has his D*•k hanging out, and you heard Martin laughing in the background that’s gold.
@copyrighted-h2i2 жыл бұрын
37:38 I'm dying. he's dancing to the rats birthday mixtape meme.
@thechefsteffon91732 жыл бұрын
Prison tough guy energy 😭 7:18 The way she move is weird lol 👀 11:45 Don't you walk away from me!! 😠 13:08 God that looks terrible 🤦🏾♂️ 18:52 That "running animation" 😭 🏃🏿♀️ 19:10 Well I'm going to have nightmares 😨😭 20:00 I think he's in the wrong movie 😂 25:10 We don't want to go back please! 😭 26:31 Oh my just hurry up! 🤦🏾♂️ 34:21 Again speed it up! 36:02 Wait a minute he got them skills! 👀💯 38:44 Alright I'm out lmao 👽😂 39:32 Everybody dancing 💯👽 44:28 What was that!? 😂😭💯 44:55 This was too hilarious I wonder what's worse this or foodfight? 😂🤔, Also what is going on with the "animation movies" in Turkey. 🤦🏾♂️😭
@guillermocalderon71012 жыл бұрын
Definitely this I worse than food fight 😂
@christianhaile92112 жыл бұрын
With all of this walking in this movie, it should have been a nice walking exercise video. 😆
@nonyodambiz5 ай бұрын
This movie looks like cinematic purgatory. It just feels like you're watching absolutely nothing. It's like if someone tried making a movie full of loading screens from a shitty free XBox Live indie game. This shit makes Gerry look like a Michael Bay production, it makes Food Fight look like Shrek and Dingo Pictures look like Don Bluth in comparison.
@kawaiisis862 жыл бұрын
I shouldnt have smoked while watching this. I almost choked from laughing so much 🤣💀
@TimeMakerMan2 жыл бұрын
I wish you made Mia watch this with you.
@daseancedoesgeek26672 жыл бұрын
This must be an A24 joint.
@b.porter-el81342 жыл бұрын
I got to applaud y'all for watching that movie in real time👏🏿👏🏿. This review in itself was tough to get through. Ps. That fancy frog though🤣
@manos74692 жыл бұрын
That was the tiger from "Double Team"
@LilithVictoria-z5h2 жыл бұрын
I almost choked on my drink laughing with you guys.
@edwardpolenzani10392 жыл бұрын
It’s like the people that made this movie took Randall’s joke about lord of the rings in Clerks 2 very literally
@CocainBuzz2 жыл бұрын
Foodfight got dethroned... And frankly my dear, i dont give a spam
@bennywilliamsjr.69142 жыл бұрын
- Jeff Davis from Whose Line is it Anyway?
@hanoc101 Жыл бұрын
The green alien dance is me in the club.
@CLDJ2272 жыл бұрын
With all those quotes about education I'm surprised they didn't quote Malcolm X's "Education is the passport to the future, for tomorrow belongs to those who prepare for it today". 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣.
@bhunt799 Жыл бұрын
40:04 This part kills me.
@PowerRangersLostGalaxyFanFilm2 жыл бұрын
Omg. This is as worse as Sir Billi and Food Fight.
@titangirl1619 ай бұрын
Ohhhh....Black Phillip...a The Witch reference. Very nice, I like it
@ryancurrul72082 жыл бұрын
The Green Alien looked like a corner store Kermit the Frog. xD
@russellroberts62202 жыл бұрын
every time they walked i played the GTA San Andreas theme on my phone
@maverickay58072 жыл бұрын
What a great way to start off my Saturday morning! By the thumbnail alone I can tell this is going to be a hilarious video. 😂
@CharTurner69282 жыл бұрын
Billy, it was made in "2020", *aww damn*
@tylerhackner97312 жыл бұрын
That explains everything. An encapsulation of how bad that year was
@chasehedges67752 жыл бұрын
@@tylerhackner9731 💯💯💯💯💯💯👍👍👍👍. The worst year ever
@harvestcanada2 жыл бұрын
Mustafa Kemal, was the founding father of Modern Secular Turkey in 1921, following the collapse of the Ottoman Empire in 1918.
@elijahsmith48282 жыл бұрын
25:00 is that the beam effect from the reboot Star Trek films?
@99rainingflame2 жыл бұрын
Just think someone wanted to make this so bad that they were either like f it I’m gonna do it myself or didn’t want to pay anyone to do it. But damnit the story must be told lol
@bearerofbadnews13752 жыл бұрын
This animation is so bad it makes Dingo pictures almost competent. At least the character designs are a bit more appealing for animal characters the humans are hideous.
@BloodlessWolf2 жыл бұрын
Man, I want to see an edit of this film that's only the parts that are important to the, uh..."story". I want to see if this thing can actually be edited down to 5 minutes and miss nothing.
@GoldieSC2 жыл бұрын
Asylum movies came up in conversation the other day and I hate how much I know about them from this channel alone. 🤣 Scary to think someone topped their awfulness.