worst books of 2023 💩 with spoiler rants

also my shirt says LAME just like these books (jk) (not jk)
0:36 disclaimer
1:53 dracula / dracula
3:29 twisted games / twisted-games
7:49 mickey7 / mickey7
10:36 mickey7 spoilers
13:09 the devil all the time / the-devil-all-the-time
14:11 the devil all the time spoilers
15:55 the coven / the-coven
19:00 the coven spoilers
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[@ebnovels]

The SpongeBob clip 😂

[@christeascozycorner]

i knew you'd like that one 🤣

[@bardsandbooks]

This was hilarious 😂 I need a tailor!

[@christeascozycorner]

they need tailors so often 😂

[@lucysomeone3455]

love strongly loving or hating book content. LOVE

[@user-pk4gy9ic6c]

so many people think the classics should be excused from criticism but i disagree

[@PageTurnersWithKatja]

I loved Dracula... for all the wrong reasons. I was belly laughing at the dumbness. Spoilers: Van Helsing had to be an eccentric non-brit, the american guy if course was stereotyped as new money and all brawn no brain. Lady mina was suppposed to be so amazing because she possessed the intellect of a man 🤣 all that talk of brains and intellect and they really were just clueless.

[@christeascozycorner]

LOL i was facepalming so hard at the whole thing

[@louisity]

On top of my head Twisted Games and Mickey 7 are the ones that are still on my radar.

[@christeascozycorner]

i hope they work better for you than they did for me! 😅

[@LaughingStockfarm1]

Mickey 7 sounds like a derivative of David Brin’s ‘Kiln People’, in which people are able to make synthetic versions of themselves to do various tasks: run errands, do chores, have dangerous sex or adventures, engage in live fire wargames. And then at the end of the day they are able to upload the memories from the synth body to experience whatever the synth body experienced. You might find it more engaging.

[@christeascozycorner]

yup that's basically like mickey7 haha. thanks for the rec, i may look into that one!

[@cat.book.nook.]

That's such an entertaining video! 😅

[@zachreads]

M bottom 5 in the same order The Water Shall Refuse Them by Lucie McKnight The Choice by Gillian McAllister A Brief History of the Dead by Kevin Brockmeier The Kaiju Preservation Society by John scalzi Notes on an Execution by Danya Kukafka I've had the misfortune of reading The Devil all the Time, you are correct! It was terrible! I've read Dracula 3 times... and don't disagree. Carmilla by Joseph Sheridan leFanu is shorter, older, and better imo.

[@christeascozycorner]

i need to read carmilla! i have heard good things OH NO sad to hear about kaiju preservation society

[@katieroman9619]

I love Dracula. Mina is the unrecognized hero, but is definitely not for everyone. I feel about Pride and Prejudice the way you do about Dracula. God, I don't care, Darcy, no one cares!

[@christeascozycorner]

haha mina was the one character i liked in that book! 🤣

[@aaronduke5593]

when are we getting a review of a game of thrones? 🧐

[@christeascozycorner]

whenever i read it for the first time i guess 🤣 which i'm not planning any time soon though

[@maggythestray6869]

Twisted games sounds so awful :D

[@christeascozycorner]

it was definitely not for me lol

[@arlissbunny]

Wow! My worst books of the year pale next to the 💩show that is your worst books! This video was hilarious though. Thank you!!

[@christeascozycorner]

LOL! i'm sure i made them sound a lot worse. what were your worst books?

[@arlissbunny]

Assistant to the Villain spewed boredom from its very pores and there was ZERO reason for the protagonist to fall for the villain. Zip. Zilch. So, both stupid AND boring.

[@christeascozycorner]

ohhh yeah i heard about that one. was kind of wanting to read it but then i heard the reviews LOL

[@danielrichardson3946]

You know the way you describe the devil all the time makes it sound bad. Maybe a reread would help?

[@christeascozycorner]

NO!!!!! IT SUCKED!!!!!!!

[@zachreads]

I've read it too, it was absolutely AWFUL! probably the worst book I read the year I read it.