Worst Chit Show Moments at the Boat Ramp ! (Alfred Montaner)

If you hang around a Boat ramp long enough you'll see this sometimes even worse ! My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show at BlackPoint Marina. Summer of 2021 was wild and this video is just a glimpse of how crazy things got this summer.
Full videos are on a playlist named "Chit Show BlackPoint"
My name is Alfred Montaner Host of the Chit Show in Miami Florida.

[@lizwagner7898]

Please spend some money on a public speaking course and of course, increase your English vocabulary. The video was pretty good but the voice has to improve. Maybe say less

[@AlfredMontaner]

Liz I speak three languages fluently. I understand you didn't like the way I spoke. Now it may be in your best interest to figure out why you chose to attempt to minimize me on a comment section. I will use some of the money you helped me gain on public speaking of other languages. Liz people like you have an empty life and it makes me smile knowing you are a fan of mine. Besitos

[@garrisonmcgugin8206]

@@AlfredMontaner Ignore em, man. Your content is great and you seem like a great guy to have a beer with. Keep up the good work we need those updates on Fred! Ha

[@princessmarlena1359]

Pin of shame, Jizz Liz

[@salizabeth1115]

@@AlfredMontaner I personally always find it hilarious when people that don’t even speak their own native language well try to nitpick people fluent in multiple languages, all for not speaking like they have a graduate degree in English 😂 “…course and of course…iNcReAsE your vocabulary…” She doesn’t even speak English well herself, her head is gonna explode if we try to explain what a dialect is 💀😅

[@bobbyk6761]

LOL! keep Cryyin sweet heart.

[@riversideartglass]

As a life long Jeep guy, "Bro Really!" Your truck weight is 4,000 lbs. It's good for a jet ski's, not good for boat's, LOL!

[@jasons1034]

And the short wheel base. It's like the worst vehicle to boat launch!

[@benjaminfrank_]

Not even that,he could of still saved the jeep BUT he got out and let go of the break 🤦‍♂️ he panicked I understand but man it just kept getting worse I honestly felt bad for them

[@HudsonLetsPlay]

4k lbs is an understatement. It's more like 3.7k, My 2005 Willy Edition is only 3.6k even with a 4.0L inline 6.

[@Nino_J]

Jeeps are terrible

[@markmay1655]

Jeep..... todays heaps

[@rickhodges1731]

This video proves beyond doubt that just because you can afford to buy a boat doesn’t mean you should!

[@XenoWiz]

Ohh but the fun we get to see!

[@Michael73971]

YES Soo TRUE!!! I see this drama every weekend here on the West coast of Florida. It ALWAYS begins with putting-in and your pull-out game! 😆 The idea for Making a KZbin channel was a stroke of genius, I swear!💡

[@trxntroll843]

none of this has anything to do with money or being able to afford anything lol

[@MrNickharp]

4:10 " the jeep is gone guys, damnit!" 🤣🤣 Shit had me rollin'! He honestly had some pain in that voice😂😂

[@9321spiderman]

lol, the idiot forgot to unhook the front strap hook

[@mikenike1730]

Ive done at least 1,000 boat launches in my day and I still get anxiety every time, anything can happen in the blink of an eye...

[@jaker7285]

Thats a good thing man. Complacency is the root cause of big time slip ups

[@mphjunkie5457]

Launching a boat is like putting on underwear down here in Louisiana... you never see any of this

[@jimbobbyrnes]

like just yesterday my brother launched a paper boat on the puddle in the street and some creepy guy in a clown costume pulled him into the sewer.

[@Darthbelal]

That means you're a wise man who never assumes a thing.....

[@kfiscal01]

It takes lots of practice,and people watching, almost wanting you to fuck up makes it nerve racking as hell.

[@adamkelley732]

I love how you sound emotionally and financially invested in ever occurrence!

[@laa0fa502]

He has the same reactions as every parent watching their kids take the family boat out

[@brentchurches4361]

I just love it when "tough guys " are held back by small ladies!! Makes me roll with laughter! You know in their mind they are just trying to make a show of it. Thanks for the entertainment. I have seen tons of great screw-ups at boat ramps bit the best ones have been at the Saint Claire boat ramp near Detroit. if you're ever bored go there and watch the fun.

[@fleuger99]

Nothing like classy people with fragile egos. Pathetic to say the least.

[@canam2436]

Yeah, he had zero intention of getting it on

[@Hotspur37]

what was he going to do once he was in the water, the other boat was not gong to let him climb aboard LOL

[@kyle381000]

It would have been absolutely epic if the clown who was held back from jumping into the water actually did it and came face to face with some of the 'marine life'. I suspect he would not have been quite so tough at that point...

[@tee4222]

Pretty sure that guy got beat up just a few minutes later in the whole video. It shows him clutching his head with blood on his face.

[@keithscudder7136]

@@tee4222 Get this, it was a self-inflicted wound ! On his boat you have to Duck going into the Cabin, going in he ducked, but coming out with a empty Flare gun, he hit his own head on the Cabin entrance !

[@canam2436]

Getting held back by a woman?? Man obviously didn’t really want to go lol…”thanks honey for saving my manhood”

[@rykehuss3435]

@@canam2436 Glad you noticed it too. Its always so hilarious seeing that

[@oldmanrock7542]

When my dad was still alive we used to go to the boat ramp and just watch. Best free show.

[@Elchapo62]

This is got to be the best episode yet, we got boat on fire, crocs looking to eat people, fighting on the dock and car going for a swim, thanks .

[@gckshea]

Alfred, I grew up in Miami 1961-80, moved away, and only been back a few times since. But you have my wife intrigued by these crazy marina moments...we're bringing lawn chairs and a cooler to WATCH THE SHOW in person next time we come. Totally worth the idiocy and crazies! Thank you, Bro!

[@alrohner8050]

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[@Dave-eg2pc]

you are the luckiest guy I know getting to grow up in south Florida. I grew up in North Dakota 1963 - today ! I've hated it here for as long as I can remember! How lazy must my ancestors have been to stay rather then pack up and leave when they realized how fucking cold it is here. Lazy ! the only explanation.

[@Chidoc99]

Lol that's what I was thinking! Next time I'm down visiting relatives, I'm going to find the nearest busy ramp on a Saturday morning to watch the great backing and evening to see the drunk collisions!! This is hilarious

[@ralphholiman7401]

I used to live in south Florida twenty years ago, and my brother in law constantly kept saying, "If we just brought a video camera and filmed the boat ramp on the weekend, I think we sell a lot of copies." Too late, someone else beat us to it!

[@stevegray9674]

Watching on TV and..."wait for it" on my phone. Alfred you are "too much"! Love it! Two different episodes. Keep up the Show! Love the commentary. God Bless.

[@nickmccallon8520]

I couldn’t stop watching the agony of the guy that couldn’t launch his boat no matter how bad I wanted to. That was some funny chit, keep up the great work Alfred!

[@rykehuss3435]

I wonder if he has yet managed to do it

[@nickfromm9492]

The shot with the little kid slipping in the water, and the gator strolling by. I lost it 😂 welcome to the chit show!!!

[@rickydunn3921]

Saltwater crocodiles

[@MyStupidYoutubeHandle]

@@rickydunn3921what’s the biggest difference

[@prestobizmal]

I feel so much better about my boat launch and docking abilities after watching these. I am not skilled whatsoever but at least I know to take it slow and take the shame at trying over if your approach is messed up.

[@hurrikade5970]

Same here, I was worried that I was gonna make a fool of myself but some of these guys make me look like a pro

[@jamese4077]

Yup! I've only had a boat for a few months but I keep my head on a swivel and pay attention to what I do because I don't wanna fck it up like some of these fools.

[@1320fastback]

Slow is Pro

[@walterbarrera7394]

I’m from Miami and move to NC and always staying in touch with the marina through your videos. Thanks men ! Your videos are awesome, never stop bro.

[@melaniebrown1677]

Love all your coverage that your doing in Florida after the hurricane all the people your helping you a good person and keep being good 👍

[@ChillinIndianaCarl]

"King of Haulover" You deserve a lot more thumbs up for all the enjoyment you give us.

[@phunkdoc3227]

the KING OF HAULOVER at it once again. love the content.....as long as there are docks...there will be a "waiiiit for it!"

[@seanrogers2158]

Genius! Just genius! The Chit Show is amazing! Thank you for sharing! Keep up the great work!

[@stevenanderson6925]

Hey, King of Haulover. Love your show. I worked in N. Miami for a few years and lived in Lauderhill. Now back in the country south of Buffalo, NY and fishing Lake Erie. Sometimes our own Haul over. Can get very nasty in a moments notice

[@jeffcove1735]

Hey, I just watched the massive yachts going through the channel with the tug boats pushing and pulling, it was great. I heard you mention that your brother was worried about turning 60 and you turning 50. I am 64 and it is not as scary as it might appear. I look at it as the last 3rd of my life. First 30 was have children and make a mark in my career. The next thirty was get rid of the first wife and start dating again, it worked out great. I built a new life and forgot about the first 30. Now in my last third (or more) I truly have made it all about having fun and enjoying everything I can. I have a great wife and after ten years we still are finding the great things about each other. So don't be afraid of getting older it does work out fine. We do have our Sea Ray and our slip on the big lake in NH. Try embracing your ages smile everyday as much as you can. If you have grand children embrace them as well it can be fun. Sorry for all this info and maybe it will help. Love the Chit Show and it helps me operate our boat better and safer. Thanx for the great videos and keep them going. Jeff

[@melissawilson2389]

Hey Alfred just subscribed. I just want to let you know my husband and I love your show! It’s very cold up north and you offer hours of entertainment. Keep it up!❤️🤣👍

[@RCPlaneAddict]

Always a pleasure to watch. Thanks for sharing

[@Treasuremonk]

This is the most entertaining thing on KZbin ever!!! Thank you!!

[@jtflypegasus]

"1000 ways to be an idiot at the boat ramp" should be the title of this episode.

[@BiG2SiX]

The “King Of Haulover” always provides the best Chit on KZbin! Let’s go!!

[@ricksmith7659]

Tough guy was going to walk on water to get his ass kicked. Lmao

[@JonBecker81]

Yeah he was going to just casually swim up to the boat and was hoping the guy who’s ass he wanted to kick will give him a hand getting into his boat. 😂

[@Paiadakine]

Wtf caused that heated discussion?

[@keithscudder7136]

@@Paiadakine I'm not Alfred, but his daughter of the Mister Clean boat, ((Dock 9), said the straw hat guy jumped the line in coming in.

[@richardmay6865]

That was nice of her to pull the Jeep in the rest of the way when for some reason she decided to back the boat up while connected to the trailer.

[@12345fowler]

Yeah was thinking abou this. So many people et caught by this yet there could be a solution if there is somebody on the boat putting a little forward trsut when the vehicle is half afloat, at least to avoid getting it completely afloat. Nice job lady.

[@damianojoshi7185]

WOMEN....

[@stephenjones8605]

She literally put the boat in full reverse

[@lesgrossman9492]

“She” would be the key word in that story.

[@johnthomasmoulton8934]

No doubt she will twist it & he will be apologizing to her.

[@daffyduck9901]

Dude I know this took you a long time to put together. Well worth it, laughing my ass off and respecting the time that it took for you to put this clip together Aces brotha.🤙🤙🤙

[@bjamin0075]

The Best of The Chit Show always awesome second time around. But Live Chit Show is always the best the first time👍🏻🔥

[@joeyjones4734]

Big shout out the chit show, Alfred and the fam from Firestone on quail roost

[@jeffwindrim975]

This has to be your best video there’s so much action in the video and the wildlife was tops. 😊

[@redbaron3120]

Best of Haulover 2021

[@mconner262]

I've been waiting for this video this was great

[@michaelmartinez761]

The King Of Haulover!!! Thank you so much for what you do!! Love the Chit Show!!!! Cheers!!

[@gulfcoastg4546]

King of haulover.

[@TimHaskins]

King of haulover. You rock. I love watching your shows.

[@georgeforgerty2875]

The best of Alfred volume one!

[@robbwhite7743]

Dude thank you for many many laughs. You are the best , long live you and of course Fred !!

[@wabug8423]

Chit shows are all Great!! This one stands out though!! Hope you do more of these!!

[@user-iw6us9ce3x]

King of Haulover "Wait 4 It"!!! Epic vids nice work!!

[@biffjohnson2076]

6:45 "Honey hold me back! Hold me back!" LMAO

[@jmontoya1677]

Was that fresco channel?

[@nickcaesar7650]

Everyone’s tough until it’s time to fight. That guy couldn’t throw a punch to save his life, not sure why he wanted to fight so bad.

[@keithscudder7136]

@@nickcaesar7650 He was an Drunk Cuban/American. The southern part of Florida has a large population of Cuban/Americans. They love America !

[@davidcraven277]

Fred an Alfred all in the same day life gets better all the time

[@goatboycasto]

2000 lbs that’s the Jeep tow rating.. but having it in gear helps

[@ricky33183]

King of Haulover!! I cant wait to see what you have planned for 2022 Alfred is taking over!!!

[@theresastephens8407]

Great video. Lots of action slash chaos plus manatee AND baby AND Fred the crocodile. I'm hooked on the Chit Show channel!

[@rona-husky9019]

Awesome Chit Show compilation Bro 🤣🤣😎

[@idaho-jeepgirl2139]

Alfred, we watch you from Idaho, ALL THE TIME. We love you!

[@AlfredMontaner]

My Family and I loved passing through Idaho in our travels Terri

[@idaho-jeepgirl2139]

@@AlfredMontaner love your show......

[@seandawn420]

Dude this was wholesome and hilarious. No bs. Much love from Kitchener, Canada

[@largol33t1]

Any morons up by Lake Ontario? Would Mississauga be the most popular dock in that area?

[@Pineforestcreek]

That what i am searching for😂😂😂 Keep up that great work!

[@jonathanjackson1271]

Honestly I'm surprised I'm not on here. I had a boat back in 2015 and my Dad forgot to put the plug at the bottom so the water doesn't come in. We're halfway to the middle of the water and my brother is like "where is that water coming from" luckily another person close by gave us his rope and pulled us to shore. I was in such a hurry that I slipped and fell on the dock in front of everyone. One of the most embarrassing days of my life

[@johnb2905]

That was fun my friend . I've seen them all before , better second time around . You focus on little stuff that way . Loved the bait episode , do some more with him . Or fishing episode ?

[@lar4305]

just found your channel , love it!

[@just-us7]

Fred is how I found this channel. Chit Show has been my favorite channel for the past year now.

[@marshag9360]

Since this is the Chit Show can we call you Mr. CHIT???? Lol lol. Love your show with all the stupid human tricks. You are sooooo entertaining. Please keep filming and making us laugh.

[@shawnshelton8390]

King of Haul Over

[@jamesbledsoe8822]

King of Haulover. Love the videos Chit show on fire 🔥💯🛥🚣‍♀️

[@nathanrockwell7606]

Love the chit show, and the fact you have real time commentary and not voice over that has been added later! "he's posturing" cracked me up

[@southbeachmiamiart895]

The white jeep was a tear jerker. His poor little daughter was crying. So sad to see a man who works all week long finally finds time for his family and this crap happens. So sad.

[@NWI_Steel]

I have a 4yo daughter, and man, his daughter crying broke my heart

[@handyandy2112]

Yeah well common sense will tell you that you don't try to launch, or tow, a boat that large with a little Jeep Wrangler. To safely tow and launch that boat you need a 3/4 ton truck minimum. If he had to make a panic stop on the highway, forget it. He could kill someone. I say he got what he deserved. Maybe take the insurance check and buy some common sense.

[@sonyafaraha]

Why do you feel sorry for a dumbass? Maybe he should have invested in some basic training. Learned how to launch a boat.

[@marttinen83]

This video just appeared in my recommended, some of the best entertainment I've seen!

[@wesleyblacksher1641]

OMG just had this channel recommended. Now I’m hooked

[@monkeywentbananas]

Nice Compilation Alfred! I had already seen all of these clips but this was epic!

[@magornmcgoogle]

Even with all the craziness in the video it makes me miss being out on the water. It has been years for me.

[@davem2881]

Long time fan hope I'm not late love watches you grow this bro

[@yerrie1908]

This is the best video I have seen in months, this is chit show is hilarious

[@eternaloscar1333]

This is some crazy stuff King of haulover

[@dalwilson4511]

King of HAULOVER ! You rule bro!!

[@mikeyluk5113]

Thank you for hours of entertainment! Long live chit show!

[@richardgriffin4309]

I love the Wait for it Wait for it "Boom" it happens lol

[@robertwallace9714]

King of haulover

[@cato451]

The worst? Hell no, those are the BEST moments. Lol

[@_gw33do_]

This is the first I've seen your channel and I gotta say you're awesome and entertaining!

[@platinum6978]

This compilation is amazing amazingness!

[@DELTArcREBUILDcenter]

Loving this compilations

[@tomrogers9467]

Always more fun watching the “Captains” bring their craft in when the coolers are empty!

[@Areynfsu1983]

People get in too much of a rush at the boat ramp. I go slow as hell going in to the boat ramp. And I am normally out of the water faster than the ones that rush.

[@mikel5582]

Top notch narration. Kudos sir. 👍

[@danielsoutdoors]

Queen of Haulover! 😂

[@burnerloco4138]

I have never seen so many rookie mistakes on a boat ramp. Is there a certain time for rookies only. 😂 this video is “ you won’t believe it unless you see it “ Say hi to Fred Keep’em coming

[@keithscudder7136]

Friday afternoon when the boaters start coming in because the Park closes early. Try also Saturday afternoon too !

[@gobboilino6285]

This channel relaxes me.

[@F-N-C]

i love the "hold me back" moment. lol

[@tidalfight2738]

KING OF HAULOVER!

[@martyvanduzer9263]

You even got Fred to smile for the camera

[@rubetube4727]

Fred, say "chicken" clickclickclick lol

[@glenrivera7743]

Merry Xmas to your family, thanks for making us laugh in Texas Glen 🤪king of Haulover.

[@fishing4good337]

Wow, I like this compilation of your most remarkable recordings. Please post some more on your channel.

[@zacharyfelkel7924]

It can happen to anyone. Remember me and my dads first time putting in a bass boat with the buckles on the back. Well needless to say we looked like idiots because we both thought the other had undone them and couldn’t figure out why the boat wouldn’t come off the trailer. Then we pulled it up and asked if the other person had unbuckled it and needless to say, nope we didn’t…. It was funny but also made us look like idiots given the fact that we never had any problems launching until that day 😂😂

[@alvarorodriguez8509]

King of hauloverrrrrrr

[@JoseyWaless]

You won!

[@AlfredMontaner]

Alvaro Congratulations you won the Xbox Series X ! please email me [e-mail] to claim your prize we have 48 hours to do so !

[@alvarorodriguez8509]

@@AlfredMontaner thank you very much Alfred

[@laa0fa502]

@@alvarorodriguez8509 did you actually ever get it?

[@drewatlga7991]

King of Haulover! Luv the vids!

[@adamjimenez3705]

Love the “Chit Show” Saludos de Gilbert Arizona.

[@webcrawler3332]

The Jeep might have been ok if she didn’t put the boat in reverse while conn3cted to trailer.

[@user-in8xx1xu5b]

Thanks captain obvious

[@augustreil]

You mean if he actually put the Jeep in drive, instead of neutral ?

[@CaptainDayne]

No it wouldn't have been ok! They are not ok new! Junk jeeps!

[@webcrawler3332]

@@augustreil was it in N? It didn’t look like the wheels rotated to me, could be wrong

[@augustreil]

@@webcrawler3332, You're not wrong. I don't think he was ever in Drive. You can hear the engine scream and nothing happens. At around 3:32 you can see the reverse lights come on for a split second and then he just rolls back ? I don't get why he didn't hit the brakes ?

[@philw6069]

Love your commentary bro. It should be a part of boat/skipper training !

[@Imbroke11]

King of Haulover💯🔥❤️

[@christaylortheoriginalmx1028]

I don't usually comment but I really enjoyed watching your video. Your talking is there best part

[@tomturkey3613]

King of Haul Over.....you da Man!

[@aaronischalked]

Dude that fact that you stay can pull up with a camera and catch all this is insane , imagine hearing that one random dude laughing and screaming in the background lol

[@msmavris1]

I'm watching todo eso desorden on your channel y lo que estoy pansando is that line from "No hay cama pa' tanta gente" del Gran Combo que dice: Tiralo pa' abajo que son un peligro arriba! So I shut the sound on the this video and watched it listening to the song! Tremendo! Te lo juro caballero! You should try it!

[@noellaboy7980]

Nothing is better than the king of Haulover and the gift that keeps on giving! Black point boat ramp! And to top it all off, Fred the Croc flexing for the king 👑

[@DervFuel]

Love your channel Bros ! Always entertaining !

[@dmolchanoff11]

THE KING OF HAULOVER BAYBAY..... COMPLETE CHIT SHOW 😂love the content brotha. Keep it coming.... Be careful Fred is watching

[@eddysuroscorzo1179]

The best recopilation!!

[@dencodips9812]

It's because of your videos that when I got my boat I practiced like crazy backing, launching and loading. You may see me on your channel, but not giving a chit show!