The Top 10 Craziest Boat Ramp Moments ! (Chit Show)

Boat Ramp fails ! My name is Alfred Montaner Host and originator of the sport of boat ramp commentary. Today I pick some of my favorite Chit Show Moments of 2022. We have ao many more ! Check my Chit Show playlist for lots of crazy boat ramp humor.
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[@saltyran]

So much greatness packed into a 14 minute video!

[@Barnavit]

5:39 This accident is why I trained deckhands to always have a bumper in one hand, and the line in the other when approaching the dock at the end of the day. I would also have them prep four lines and four bumpers, hooked to all four cleats on both bow and stern, port and starboard, coiled and at the ready. I really didn't enjoy getting chewed out on the dock after the newbs make Cap look bad, by screwing up docking procedures lol. FWIW, my name is C. Reed, I spent close to 10 years as the 1st Mate & Deck Boss of the commercial crabbing vessel F/V Relentless. Our home port was Langley, WA for the Fall season. We operated out of Gray's Harbor, WA during the winter ocean season. You wanna talk about having all eyes on you while you dock a boat? Then give it a go in a commercial marina that's operating loading docks, on the smallest boat in the fleet! We had to be the best, because everyone thought we'd fail miserably or die on the ocean. We were the Highliner of our home port, and top boat for our quota allowance on the Pacific. So many crazy stories lol.

[@cindyhalford8758]

Alfred I think this is your best. The guy that lassoed the pole made this Texan proud but the dude that said we've done this before and you're not gonna get anything. That was EPIC!

[@willcameron1860]

My Dad took out a few outboard motors learning how currents work, etc.. Thx for making him feel less disgraceful.

[@Depletion94]

All those boaters got all the dollars but no cents. XD

[@monkeyslap]

11:14 Now THAT boat just came in from Cuba! LOL

[@isaiah2536]

0:07 She’s stacked! 😍😮‍💨

[@andrewbrown1493]

That duck is a reincarnated boater you filmed messing up.😂

[@andrewbarten7347]

Having to deal with the fools at boat ramps is a good argument for forking out the extra $ for a marina berth!

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

There are plenty of fools at the marina too.

[@andrewbarten7347]

@@OMGWTFLOLSMH No doubt. They say the level of seamanship is in inverse proportion to the HP and $ value of the boat.😁

[@pamandjohnmc]

Watching these are like seeing people slip and fall on the ice here in IA, you want to laugh but know you shouldn't. LOL

[@jackofnotrades4350]

I laugh every time bro here in Urbandale

[@edwinchapman1]

Alfred, one of your best yet! That's a complete load of chit. Keep it up, bro.

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

Another round of bumper boats. Like cars, but without brakes. Last guy using a weedeater instead of an engine. Bro, good clips bro.

[@garywbartek5783]

The duck may have a clutch of eggs near you.

[@stevenferris901]

I think the guy at the end converted is string trimmer to his boat engine 😂

[@wtfmanicanthaveaname]

9:59 "Like a cuban cowboy" got me...The Gaucho!

[@monkeyslap]

It's amazing to see how many people gas it at the dock, nor do they have fenders.

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

It's the equivalent of hitting the gas instead of the brake in a car. Old age, inexperience, stupidity or a combination of all 3.

[@Bryan-no2xv]

That boat towards the end looked like it went through Normandy Beach evasion back in 1944

[@averageskill]

at 11:16 ?....it's a work in progress...probably beautiful ocean runner by now.

[@iveneverdonethisbefore8390]

man does the Florida boat life ever look amazing.

[@DE-cz8ei]

nice crazy moments...always have rope, paddle, and fenders!!! oh and gas...lol

[@FishOnRM]

Alfred, please wear your PFD when you go fast boating. You commentate about boaters being safe around the docks so you should heed your words while you’re on the water because I don’t want to see you get hurt. Love your videos and glad to see Fred back. 🐊

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

He shouldn't be doing 55 in that superdinghy either. Insane without being belted in and no safety gear.

[@mikel9567]

@@OMGWTFLOLSMH You understand that the boat he is in is designed for that right? I hope you never look at a bass boat, you'd probably freak out with how fast those things go.

[@FishOnRM]

@@mikel9567Hi Mike, yes I do understand this type of boat, my uncle had one. No side to it and nothing to hold you in. But, safety is safety and when you are underway one should always put on a PFD (personal floating device). No matter if you’re in a bass boat, yacht or a float tube on a river. If you get thrown off your water craft you’ll wish you had one on. Coast Guard and Fish & Game will always tell you that. Take care and stay safe and healthy. 😊

[@gerardmiglino5057]

I can't believe how you started everyone videoing boat ramp but no one comes close to you and your commentary 😊

[@jakethetool698]

I’ve never bought a fender. I find them almost every time I go out.

[@lakermd]

And I thought my wife was bad her first time trying to bring up the waverunner. Yikes I’ll show her this video in hopes she gains confidence quickly 😂

[@WilliamJohnson-tx7no]

Definitely has been a good year for the chit show 👍👍😎

[@Bayouman002]

To be fair the corners on that pier are ridiculous lol, fiberglass shop designed those piers :D

[@kanaletumlinson]

Ohh chit!! That was an epic episode Alfred! Have me here dying laughing 😂

[@revelationakagoldeneagle8045]

"Holy Chit Batman, they're in a jam!" "You got that right old chum!"

[@GmanfromTexas]

I can’t believe I have watched every video on this memory lane Clíp. I’ve got to get a life 😊

[@Steadicam305]

Lmao best one was the back and forth Aquasport with the Suzuki!!! hahahaha

[@jamieminton172]

🤣I must have missed the "Attack Quack" episode and was that a weed eater conversion at the end. Freakin Luv It!

[@angelanelajuly2961]

I'm glad we have a Chit Show. It means the world's not actually ending. As long as your out there. I'm from Hawaii, we don't get to see this. Everyone just fishes... However they guy who ripped me off and took his boat and all my stuff got hit with a wave from knowhere and smashed his boat on the Hilo Bay breaker wall. Karma. Forgive guys, you get to see these things happen when you forgive

[@shanewells9067]

Alfred there’s a lot of people doing boat ramp videos but they have nothin compared to you ❤ from Michigan ✌🏻

[@mikeg0802]

No way I’d use that ramp with Fred around 🐊 🐊

[@Andrefromvictorious]

THE GENERAL IS COMING

[@lancegil5080]

At the Chit Show - Chit Show Miami pardoy of the copa cabana song would be great for your show many as the open song - Ure the best man I am here in Tulsa originally from Miami and this show on Sunday brings me back man - thanks so much for this awesome show.

[@Justin-vg7ij]

muscovy ducks are demons bro

[@Boot2thehead420]

Sees an alligator, says "that tells me.......... (40 min pause) fred is back"

[@seashrimp2]

good one MARY QUISMISS 😂

[@justinriley3096]

They love that Corner of the Dock 🤪

[@troycurrie7784]

Did that last guy have a weed eater in the water?!?!

[@dropanchor]

There are some good ones in there and some that make you cringe. Thanks for putting this together.

[@jerrycallo]

The lasso was awesome!!!

[@stevelawson3064]

Floridiots are awesome !!!👍✌️✌️

[@officialWWM]

So much skill on display😂

[@GhostDrummer]

The people sitting in their chairs watching the chit show are my heroes

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

Your hero standards must be a pretty low bar.

[@keithscudder7136]

Ah, The Chit Show indeed !

[@PainfullMorality]

The only reason I watch this is that it reminds me of my beginnings .

[@RVRepairSolutions]

I was in Miami for a cruise and was just going to stop by to see Fred.

[@samsuttle5556]

That duck is a secret attack duck who has it in for you Alfred…..did you hurt hurt a family member????

[@jerryhubbard4461]

These videos show how many people do not need to own a boat. PERIOD

[@roba7737]

The Chit Show Greatest Hits.

[@HiggsBJ]

Good stuff Alfred!

[@finpainter1]

Crank it Port and floor it. lol

[@JT-ok8te]

ALFRED! Did you ever think of Fred Snacks, just like Scooby Snacks?

[@jeffreymazza6574]

Hi Alfred. Man I love your new hat. I got to have one. Big fan up here in Michigan. I will buy one from you. Let me know.

[@danieldetrick1230]

That was a good one Alfred. I'm a new subscriber, but you got me LMAO 🤣 with your commentary and of course Fred the mascot.

[@teresacastro8899]

Funny video Mr.ALFRED!!!

[@lsnead72]

Boats were taking a beating in this video wow 😲 😱

[@rsradiofreq]

Great Video!

[@teresacastro8899]

Fred!!!!love the videos!

[@nusart_bearthorn]

That duck is nJealous of Fred!

[@LostCanuck192]

"He almost killed her, and got her back" I'm dead

[@blazingstar9638]

Fred! What a legend

[@user-ro9rm1xr3r]

Браво.😅😅😅

[@CarolReidCA]

Awesome! 👍

[@acreguy3156]

Love this channel! Question: Do they sell life jackets in the US? A mother and infant on a boat and not wearing a life jacket is a recipe for years of sorrow.

[@wegottafishdude]

🤘🏻🤣🤘🏻 Awesome chit dude

[@canatolakhoemini6728]

I've gotta give it to ya buddy. I'd be having to defend myself against so many fights because I would be roaring in laughter at all these buffoons! I wouldn't be able to stay as compassionate or serious as you, if you wanna call it that. Lol.

[@Max-uu2gs]

Reminds me of Jaws.. when all the nuts grab boats to get the jaws.. crazy..

[@Lord-Snowflake]

The Robalo @5:40 actually hurt my heart to watch

[@davidbaker4637]

I LOVE THE SOUND OF FIBERGLASS CRACKING IN THE MORNING 😅

[@averageskill]

When it's windy....all bets are off.

[@michaelmahoney5885]

Funny as usual

[@WaterMan-ss6eb]

Weekend warriors at there finest!

[@bsfishing7073]

Fred not only is back he must be hungry because he’s stuck in😅

[@davidguthrie5941]

Nice boats getting banged up and that's me I'm the last boat with a lawnmower engine.

[@sevenjonson9956]

Been watching your videos the past couple weeks took a little time to warm up to your personality but you’re fucking funny. I laugh all the way through this video.😂😂😂

[@AlfredMontaner]

It takes a moment to understand my crazy mind

[@antonioprado8068]

​@Alfred Montaner ypur gonna look at all this footage 20 yrs from now and be amazed of how crazy or crazier are society was. I see you righting a 305 que Bola #1 seller memoir

[@ricklittle4617]

Saw a woman lose her thumb and for finger Trying to stop a boat against the dock Sarasota Fl Ramps

[@phillipflowers797]

Damn Alfred these people must really hate their boats

[@brad9123]

Some of these people are just taring their boats all to hell

[@crazyralph6386]

Dude, it would be a blast to bring a lawn chair, cooler and chill out with you at the “chit show!”. 😂

[@kolinboorom6868]

Moving my boat to Miami next week, and these videos are terrifying me….broward ain’t like this folks. I’m putting in at 5am

[@Barnavit]

Best put some 'spect on ol Big Fred the Boat Dock Dinosaur!

[@paulnewkirk7351]

It seems that many boaters fail to keep in mind that the steering is like having a rear wheel drive car that looses its steering without power.

[@JoseHernandez-ij4yp]

Alabao!!!! hahahaha

[@geraldburrow3524]

Out of all the years while my dad was still alive we had one instance with high winds & a 15' bass boat and got it done...these people should not be operating a boat... scary stuff & thanks for sharing the videos...😮

[@thedevilinthecircuit1414]

It's the World's Largest Pinball Table!

[@jodyphillips4284]

You need to have shirts that say the chit chow

[@ReMiXDriZzY777]

With the amount of time it took me to see Fred…. I would have been lunch.

[@user-jk1vh2zi2j]

Boating 101 never approach something faster than you are willing to hit it…. Seems like allottttt of Floridians missed the memo lol 😂

[@jonkilowatt4442]

Are all these people drunk???😂😂

[@lvmykdz5724]

2:58 - Rupert the "Black Swan" tried that once in Newport Harbor (Ca.), but he lost.

[@ChrisP-ni4lz]

Fred looks good

[@gregorymceaddy8884]

I love my island people...most have a fun outlook on life..

[@user-xp2xz8uy9k]

It’s an alligator!

[@AlfredMontaner]

Fred is a Saltwater American Crocodile

[@TGFarmsTX]

Some of the closure speeds these dudes run up to the dock with just blows my mind. Very little will go wrong if you're taking it slow and easy. Even if you end up wildly out of position you can just swallow your pride and back away slowly. Reset yourself and give it another try!

[@loganisabell7879]

The problem is rich people can’t con boats like us rednecks

[@14mtaylor]

You should see the rich dudes at Lake Powell try to dock their massive house boats. When they hit the dock, the dock moves like 10'. Money don't equal brains! Hey also, so do y'all in FL actually get in and swim in there with those crocs?

[@williamdolezal9184]

Is this all in one day

[@deanbunnell4155]

I lost track of how many times I hollered “DUMBASS” How about you???