@@xuantang1447 when he said the girlfriends birthday was march, it was referring to the army command “March”
@KyrillKapkanov3 күн бұрын
@@xuantang1447Like: The soldiers are marching.
@OliveOil-x3n3 күн бұрын
Bro that's my birthday
@ReltihFloda-b5y2 күн бұрын
I used to do that shit all the time
@c.hawker760522 сағат бұрын
The KGB one was originally the Nazi knock knock joke. He even did a German accent 😂
@SSDuckling_992 күн бұрын
The first one is a good Dad joke, and a good Cadet joke
@Adamfromhazbinhotel1Күн бұрын
Omg yes
@AnnaMonteirodeBarrosGurgelSTGКүн бұрын
I could not stop laughing at the 1 one
@HARLEY_GOO17 сағат бұрын
Why did that suspense one get me so good 😂😂😂😂
@LilJonesy128322 күн бұрын
When he asked how to keep a person in suspense, my dumbass thought "With suspenders"
@shadowking278Күн бұрын
There is nothing they can teach you now, you have reached the pinnacle of dad jokes
@therianwithpawz3 сағат бұрын
which of Santa's reindeer's are the rudest? Rude - olph 😂
@sovietliam213 күн бұрын
The KGB bruh 💀
@Matthew-v5r5w2 күн бұрын
Says the Soviet
@sovietliam212 күн бұрын
@@Matthew-v5r5w im meaning its funny
@Matthew-v5r5w2 күн бұрын
@@sovietliam21 nah you is just covering for the others. dont worry, i too am a KGB representative
@sovietliam212 күн бұрын
@@Matthew-v5r5w ok
@fortniteaccount-k1tКүн бұрын
@@Matthew-v5r5w yo wait wut
@WeisseKrahe-y4mКүн бұрын
I stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun goes when It disappears. Then it dawned on me.
@doreendods15262 күн бұрын
Love the vids guys, hailarious!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@TheRacingHydra4 сағат бұрын
That first one made me laugh. I dont usually laugh at dad jokes but that one.... that one was good
@Therealshelly_merp21 сағат бұрын
IT TOOK ME REWATCHING IT TO GET THE FIRST ONE
@qazify248 сағат бұрын
The first one was the funniest😂
@Taryn-ff2wnКүн бұрын
That duck sooo cute😊❤❤
@zekeggyКүн бұрын
left, left, left right left
@Dinoiour92 күн бұрын
Is it just me or is anyone else also LAZER-FOCUSED ON THE BACKGROUND
@rogalik1232 күн бұрын
not the only one..
@BenDeMarco-q7t13 сағат бұрын
Hate to be that guy but its left left left right left not left right left right left or you would be changing step of doing weird timings.
@wegotthechoccies21 сағат бұрын
The KGB one was done better on The Office
@Larmy_178 күн бұрын
Its actually LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT LEFT
@ilovemostyoutubers7 күн бұрын
i dont get it
@Princess-Hector10287 күн бұрын
@@ilovemostyoutubersi think he is talking about the marching
@Larmy_177 күн бұрын
@@ilovemostyoutubers my fault, i meant the marching
@levon76704 күн бұрын
How do you know tho
@Larmy_173 күн бұрын
@@levon7670 I just do.... don't ask questions, thats my job
@TimmyCool-kd6uu18 сағат бұрын
The first one is actually my birth day
@pearlcrowley3 сағат бұрын
Bruh my dad drinks KGBs LOL
@user-xb7tb2jh4s2 күн бұрын
It's actually left left left right left
@Themultigeek2003 сағат бұрын
I’m stealing the suspense one just cause I need some bad jokes to tell my friend
@GoldScarEJ1119 сағат бұрын
I actually said the march 1st joke to a friend, and instead of saying left right left right left I said it the right way hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I said “LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT LEFT!!!!”
@Alltheythem21 сағат бұрын
MARCH FIRST IS MY B DAY 😭😭😭
@VioletStanley-qw4yk22 сағат бұрын
I'm March 3
@NikiCFBКүн бұрын
“Grains” 🧟 🧠
@RyderStormingКүн бұрын
The 1st is so funny no lie, I forgot. I have a friend who is born on that day and I am the day after her. BTW, we are the same age😂😂😂
@OceanGauchan23 сағат бұрын
Here I got some What do you call an old snowman……… water Who is the most rudest reindeer?………. Rudolph.
@IronSpidey152 күн бұрын
At First I Did Not Understand The First One
@ShannonHannahbanana-j5sКүн бұрын
It's left, left, left, right, left. Not what that was, as a marching kid that pained me to see😔😭
@StuffandPups7 күн бұрын
Nice job on your reposting 👍. (This is sarcasm, I’m joking. I’m saying this because reposters are 5 year olds and I need to make sure you know what sarcasm is.)
@thegreek20102 күн бұрын
Bruh that'sy birthday 💀
@Americanarms-q5l2 күн бұрын
When's your birthday? Hehe
@Thehistoricalace2 күн бұрын
I've got the soldiers marching in the first one as my Google GIF background
@CloakedFNedits3 күн бұрын
Why did bro use walksy cat as a image
@NesthatsmeКүн бұрын
Sad thing is i know someone with there birthday on that day
@libros5089Күн бұрын
The fact my birthday is march first
@onewheelKrischen2 күн бұрын
March firsts asssemble!
@kristasellars64663 күн бұрын
how do you make a tissue dance? you put a little boogie in it
@GraceHall-l3lКүн бұрын
You think march 1st is bad, mine is march 4th🙄😂
@BlakeKauterКүн бұрын
MY BIRTHDAYS MARCH FIRST
@Zorothegoat-c7v9 сағат бұрын
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back A stick
@JeremiahAnderson-x9p2 күн бұрын
Had to Google it honestly
@Yourmansedits2 күн бұрын
My birthday is actually march first
@crop-yp3rr2 күн бұрын
Left left left right left
@Idontlikethelunchlytrio2 күн бұрын
Left left left right left
@minus99862 күн бұрын
Right left right right
@jessicasawdonallthatisamaz5757 күн бұрын
I have one it goes you know what they say about cliff hangers
@austinconklin43377 күн бұрын
What.. WHAT DO THEY SAY ABOUT CLIFF HANGERS
@sovietliam213 күн бұрын
That's the joke 💀
@niilaw2 күн бұрын
@@sovietliam21 shut up, he was playing into it...
@silverstream4048Күн бұрын
I don’t understand the protein powder one. I get that there’s a brand called Whey, but I don’t understand how that correlates with anything. Why did they say the brand?
@BloodMoon-v7gКүн бұрын
My birthday is at march 1st….. and my father died at war
@manic365Күн бұрын
1st one is my mom's birthday
@familyveatch65024 күн бұрын
Thats my friends bday
@TajharperandKaiКүн бұрын
The first one is my birthday
@Dj_Gamer048323 сағат бұрын
My birthday is march 1st 💀
@muffinsthacat99033 күн бұрын
You got the first one wrong marching goes left left left right left
@ForeverEternalAPEX2 күн бұрын
Oh no, the marching gif... [If you don't know: Centaura]
@markmayoral2 күн бұрын
WAIT IM BORN IN MARCH 1
@Stan-t6y2 күн бұрын
I di'no' see that coming
@LinusBlake-i1y20 сағат бұрын
HOLY SHIT THATS MY BIRTHDAY
@bluesonfamily4 күн бұрын
Not to be funny but that is my birthday😢
@iAmStanee4 күн бұрын
Same
@teapost-bh1jx3 күн бұрын
Same
@onewheelKrischen2 күн бұрын
March first’s assemble
@safierszabo22032 күн бұрын
But Fr on march 1st is my bday and is not kidding
@AliahMartinez-m1e3 күн бұрын
March 1st got me giggling and the fact my bday is March 2nd made it funnier
@Charlie-YourSlimShadyFan12 күн бұрын
Damn my birthday is March 1st
@EmilyBracken-l1b3 күн бұрын
Can someone explain the first joke?
@smilouou2 күн бұрын
the girlfriend meant march as in the month but he marched like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk people that march
@Seek-ni8bd2 күн бұрын
@@smilouou like a soldier
@smilouou2 күн бұрын
@@Seek-ni8bd yeah yeah like those guys
@kgaboshirley15322 күн бұрын
she said march 1 he said march first
@turgutismail44962 күн бұрын
My birthday is actually march 1st
@LordYodaКүн бұрын
Knock knock Whose there Hatsch Hatsch who Bless you
@NemoWangКүн бұрын
Did you seriously just slapped on something that will keep the viewers from watching and then stole somebody else's joke
@iAmStanee4 күн бұрын
That’s my birthday 🎉
@RadioAlastor193Күн бұрын
someone explain the first joke, I don't get it
@Usmanjx7ku7 күн бұрын
My birthday is on march 1st
@macaeltv32307 күн бұрын
My Birthday is on march 1st too!
@Jake-u9f4y6 күн бұрын
LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT
@NeonYT7474 күн бұрын
1 DAY BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY
@Robert-t2f2i2 күн бұрын
LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT
@onewheelKrischen2 күн бұрын
March firsts assemble
@Minky-b5d2 сағат бұрын
For those whose birthday is actually first of March like me❤ 👇
@zaphkielcajuday17 сағат бұрын
Bro my cousin's birthday is on March 1
@F18Hornet-t2p3 күн бұрын
I said these to my friend over text now he won't respond.
@Forstak3nstormsКүн бұрын
erm actually its left left left right left
@angelaeyton-jones1082Күн бұрын
My dad does the kgb on me every day
@Charged022 күн бұрын
I don’t understand the point of the first one
@sawyerhowkins42623 күн бұрын
Can u explain the kgb one?
@robert-m3i9w3 күн бұрын
The kgb was the Soviet secret police and intelligence agency
@sawyerhowkins42622 күн бұрын
@robert-m3i9w ok cimrad
@GuestRoblox10Күн бұрын
I don’t understand the first one someone pls tell me
@ichkoorkhon8Күн бұрын
bruh MY BIRTHDAY IS MARCH 1ST.
@npc56843 күн бұрын
My Birthday is literally the 1st of March
@Kacie-b6y3 күн бұрын
mine is a day later
@Sanslastbreath-i7g5 күн бұрын
I dont understand any of these and i make puns all the time
@xenobot19872 күн бұрын
same here bro its clear because we both sans pfp also what did the fish say when he ran into the wall DAM!
@QuandaleDingle-ql3nf2 күн бұрын
i think ur a little young
@xenobot19872 күн бұрын
@@QuandaleDingle-ql3nf when i said same i ment like i crack jokes all the time to
@QuandaleDingle-ql3nf2 күн бұрын
@@xenobot1987 i know i was talking bout the guy that commented the comment above
@kimf2521Күн бұрын
I get it bc my bday is also march 1
@Noah-dn8jn6 күн бұрын
March first is Mario day (MAR01 day)
@TheCodingLogYT5 күн бұрын
you mean march 10 is mario day
@L4ughter_Flights2 күн бұрын
I like mu Eloy dwee (I typed this with my eyes closed) “I like my sootcase” it is
@kingdomofnerdz14973 күн бұрын
I'm going to use some of these I don't care
@LaneRitter-z5jКүн бұрын
I had worst
@ZaneRogers-uv7xu2 күн бұрын
They took this from another Chanel
@JonahManchego3 күн бұрын
it’s left left left right right left and I know this because I’m in jrotc
@onewheelKrischen2 күн бұрын
My birthday is march first
@PatMac-t8b2 күн бұрын
My birthday is march 2nd SO CLOSE
@KareemEltoukhi-dc9wk5 күн бұрын
Bro have a girlfriend and also a dad 🧐
@Baard-s5kКүн бұрын
Fun fakt my birfday is march 1.
@NastasijaŠevo-z2jКүн бұрын
I am born on March 1.
@AirLynAviation4 күн бұрын
March 1st is my birthday!
@Willowman743 күн бұрын
My birthday is March 1
@P4nguinLord3 күн бұрын
What happened on march 1?
@hatinvilleplays88963 күн бұрын
In case u don't understand: The joke here is that "March" First sounds the same as "March" first.
@conlabgaming2 күн бұрын
Wth is left right left
@axel-s9d8q5 күн бұрын
I don't get the first joke
@PTFS_Player724 күн бұрын
march 1st sound like "march first" as in "march first before i tell you"