Worst Food City - If I Were You - 579

In this episode we discuss cereal mascots, blister popping, and skincare routines.
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[@JoshMarshain]

It's not that Jake isn't on the HG pod, it's that he's only there for the best shit. The 100th episode, the ass reveal, the GASH cab, Jake episodes are the best episodes, and for that he deserves the golden mic.

[@jeremybuckets]

I love how much Jake loves the first 4 seconds of the theme song

[@Thickolas]

11:40 My fan theory about why Jake and Amir (the characters) stuck together despite Jake's hatred was that Amir, through insanity and sheer luck, would occasionally produce amazing absurdist humor content for CH that justified his job and Jake was low-key riding his coattails. Jake may have despised the little weasel but he couldn't walk away from free co-writing credits on any genius scripts Amir accidentally produced from time to time

[@Luke08Sadler]

This would have been a good way to justify their relationship in the pilot for sure. Also the "insecure Jake" episodes prove jake is capable of being nearly as insane

[@jasonmurdoc9533]

Boom solved it

[@leviwardrobe3328]

So many of your impromptu bits on the pod could be fleshed out in to J&A episodes. Just imagining J&A Powder 2. Insecure Jake defending his skincare routine. "I don't need to sleep because I have the skin care routine" "Well you're yawning a lot" "BECAUSE THE HYPERBARIC CHAMBER MAKES ME DIZZY YA JACKASH". At least the pod satisfies some of my J&A humor need. Keep it up guys.

[@SpartansAndHeroes]

I love when they are together!

[@nutmaster652]

Amir is 40 and never mowed a lawn. “maybe I’ll do it one day” he said. Lol. It’s too late for you buddy… maybe in your next life.

[@Brian-nw3ey]

Wow…. The explanation of the networks thinking it won’t make sense that Jake tolerates Amir PISSES ME OFF😡🤦🏽‍♂️

[@KaiaToon]

I'm from Yemen and I've been a fan since 2014😁

[@Libx920]

I’d still like to see the pilot. It’d be interesting to see what a watered down, cable-friendly version of Jake and Amir would look like.

[@Cambion_Heir]

A random thing to mention, but I felt a particular kinship at 17:14 when Amir just said "Richard" in response to hearing the word "gear". It's one of those "he just like me fr" moments

[@locklanh]

the long anticipated dual NYC record was worth the wait - i really do prefer this vibe to the LA studio

[@WorkerBeeSupply]

It’s very cozy!

[@KennyCiseroJunior]

And the moment Jake said Spider-Man was DC, I DC’d permanently from this pod.

[@itcouldbelupus2842]

That Fully Loaded reference was sublime. 💯 Amir.

[@stevemyers3082]

Gotta love that the lightning round episodes now answer as many questions as a regular episode used to answer.

[@isaack3645]

Thumbnail title is different than the actual title?

[@TaterTots620]

yall have millions of dollars invested but cant be bothered to put in captions on youtube? Amir I'm disappointed in you. Jake you're da man I love you.

[@BMDNERD]

Amir does resemble Milhouse...

[@locklanh]

also honestly i think love languages are a reductio ad absurdum. amir buy avital some damn flowers.

[@Brandon-ml2zw]

Geoffrey was so trash. Jake is an amazing straight man that can take on the chaotic energy of Amir at random, which is refreshing to see after so many J and A episodes, Amir is the resident champion of unpredictability and stupid stuff, but G always felt like he was just trying to be Amir instead of his own thing.

[@Smiththebat]

Boston has such good seafood. WTF.

[@grahamiii]

GOOD ONE

[@wafflemaker6590]

NEVER CHANGED A TIRE? damn you must be some lucky fellas im always breaking down in the rain and shit

[@jasonmurdoc9533]

I feel like Jake has gotten too comfortable with his cheating, it’s like what’s my worst lie? Oh the cheating duh.

[@grlluigi]

the Brooklyn of Boston is Providence, RI lol. that being said, Boston's China Town has some incredible bites

[@agneseditsstuff]

Parking?

[@carlosr6462]

I'll go to your show if you come to Santiago de Chile.