WORST GAME OF GOLF EVER | Golf With Your Friends

In this episode of Golf With Your Friends I discover just how bad I am at this game and blame all of my problems on someone else!
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[@biancawilkinson1005]

Jack: "and people say I'm the loud youtuber." *1 second later* Jack: "FUCK!"

[@ohsosmylze]

Sebastian Barona Yeah thats true

[@hkst51rturbocharger13]

At least he's not loud AND annoying. Kweblekop ( or whatever he's called) gives me a headache

[@user-pw7oc1oy8c]

HKS T51R Turbocharger Kwebelkop is a crazy man and his friends

[@overwatch8756]

I could think of a LOT of other LoudTubers, DashieGames, Jev, Rain, CistReactZ, Apex, Blue, Banks, I got a Whole list, honey, I could go on for a week.

[@overwatch8756]

I could think of a LOT of other LoudTubers, DashieGames, Jev, Rain, CistReactZ, Apex, Blue, Banks, I got a Whole list, lil' missy, I could go on for a week.

[@thestrangefishlikeentity9967]

Mark: *SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THIS GAME SUCKS* Wade: *SCREAMING ABOUT HOW HE CAN'T GET IT IN THE HOLE* Bob: *SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THE OTHERS ARE SCREAMING* Jack: And people say I'M the loud one.

[@binky.y]

Princess TNT 😂😂

[@canadianrabbit4838]

RumTumTugger1000 you have seen, but not hear :]

[@ionvop]

If Sr Pelo joined the party, we'd be deaf by now

[@pixelphoenix6797]

Princess TNT so true tho XD

[@KombatCingOFFICIAL]

yep...

[@LeachesAndCream]

Past Mark: "I don't want my balls crushed" Present Day Mark: "I just want to test my limits"

[@ryleemacdonald863]

NUTBALL: DEADLIEST GAME EVER

[@carterstevenson6009]

Extreme nutball is the real test.

[@lunarweirdo4954]

He's not a masochist guys... Come on, that's how everyone acts.

[@ryleemacdonald863]

@@lunarweirdo4954 lmfao

[@lunarweirdo4954]

@@ryleemacdonald863 thanks

[@cayjoe9524]

All of y'all are pointing out that Jack said "And people call me the loud one," but none of y'all are pointing out the irony of the fact that, right after he said it, he immediately yelled "FUCK!" at the top of his lungs.

[@hrstevens3-662]

Cay Joe when?

[@stormangelus6638]

@@hrstevens3-66217:08-17:12

[@messyalien5164]

I doubt that was the top of his lungs

[@yellobanana6456]

The top of his lungs probably reaches the ceiling

[@claytoncarlson7725]

Bob I'll have what Mark's having. Jack: sex? *awkward silence* *acts like he never said it* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@leovk5779]

That's a nice When Harry met Sally reference there ^^

[@hameedudin2027]

Fuck

[@maxgraf70]

m k

[@kamiand.a8066]

Where is that

[@bllover4ev3r74]

@@kamiand.a8066 12:38

[@immediatebutter3568]

Mark: *forgets to start recording and do an intro* Mark (2 minutes later):we're professional youtubers Me: ಠ_ಠ

[@GarethJason]

Sarcasm brah.

[@mokiyt4794]

.LIKE= $60 REPLY= $120 WATCH A VIDEO= $240 DO ALL= $420

[@poissonsumac7922]

Lemon Melon I think the term 'professional youtuber' is an oxymoron ;)

[@shannonazzif766]

Lemon Melon False advertising. It was 2 minutes later

[@allmusicplays]

WHERES MY MUNY BILLBY FLASKI PERSON MAN WOMAN ALIEN EVERYTHING UNIVERSE NOTHING SOMTHING I DONT KNOW ANYMORE!

[@sharklover2984]

everyone: **actually good audio quality** Jack: *_ᵗᴴᵃᵀ ʷᴬˢ ʷᴬᶜᵏʸ_*

[@shadownightmarefredbear1367]

Right

[@Hmm_Tushar]

appreciate the effort you have done in choosing the correct font style

[@respeckmaautoritah9686]

I feel bad for bob because he tries the most at youtube and he has less subscribers he gets under 10k views on videos without MArk jack or wade and he is the one of the funniest people that play with Mark

[@lexe5604]

Ok but true

[@MaddyDoesStuff]

Same

[@ashh1476]

I subscribed to him🥺🥺

[@diablorises]

Bob deserves every sub.

[@PJOZeus]

Just because he has one good trait, does not mean he has every other quality needed to succeed Bob's a funny guy, yeah mostly - Good supporting cast, and makes Mark's content and others better - Not necessarily great solo or for things other than just existing such as editing or titles or thumbnails etc etc - If he was, he'd be seeing success himself, if not to the same generation defining level as Mark

[@MrChoppemax]

*Jack:* And people Think i am the loudest youtuber.... *Jack:* I am the quietest person here... *Jack:* FACK!!!!!

[@annhentaiuser6658]

Yomi wait a minute..... I know that character in your profile pic...

[@no.4737]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😆

[@jcat379]

17:12

[@jcat379]

actually, a bit earlier than that

[@purplechan_1918]

Yomi XD true 😂😂

[@mjjunk]

For the first time ever, I've had to turn up my volume to hear Jack 😂

[@robinlaceishere]

Mark knew Jack's voice was too much, so he turned it down to protect us

[@psycho._360]

Ikr 😂😂😂

[@skighte4256]

impossible

[@theblackrose7489]

WHAT !?!?!

[@maritzasanchez6520]

This comment.

[@Alex-wp9xd]

mark: "whats up my cranky crew!" ethan: "" THATS NOT MY INTRO!!!!!!!! "

[@jaxdesantis-bravo8912]

After about 14:55 I can imagine hearing Eathan in the distance yelling "THATS NOT MY INTRO"

[@kyrab7914]

I feel like if Jack calls you out for screaming you might be raging a bit much.

[@he.walks.among.us_]

Kyra B so true XD

[@Valkyrie2702]

Just a bit though. Not TOO much, DEFINITELY not like steam coming out your ears. Just steam ALMOST coming out of your ears.

[@cleventinetheclementine195]

A bit much as in Your heads turning so read you'd actually be mistakable for a tomato, but yes

[@adoredmodestcolt1258]

Just to hear him scream almost immediately after.

[@KyleCampbellGaming]

What did Markiplier say when the thief stole his trout? Give me my Fischbach!

[@d0ttore]

omg.....................................

[@duuh_cake_boss1700]

OMG LOL

[@kld8206]

Tazim Khan What do you mean? Did I say something wrong?

[@rachels8311]

Kyle Campbell Why do I like this so much?

[@cadesundgaard5707]

Kyle Campbell This is o-fish-ally the best joke ever

[@janenordmann3633]

I wish they all recorded in front of green screens like Bob. It's really aesthetically pleasing.

[@Styxintheriver]

Luna Louise no it’s like the opposite of that

[@saddoggo1085]

Luna Louise jack would have no hair then

[@unpleasednut5476]

And jacks chair, he would just be floating.

[@kaitlinpankake2192]

I’d love that

[@tristanchaplin392]

Blue screens Because Jack has green hair, and green chair

[@squirrellordess9732]

8:10 ... Wade? Watcha doin' buddy?

[@purplechan_1918]

SquirrelLordess i know right

[@supersaiyandanny795]

Fnaf 15 jumpscare leaked

[@katrynabassford8749]

12:34 Mark: *Screaming* "Oh! Oh! Oh!" Bob: I'll have what mark is having. Jack: "sex." XD

[@Jamie-tf4th]

What everyone was thinking

[@niftynoodldrdude5081]

I think when jack finishes he yells "*LIKE A BOSS*" not topathemornin because its his outro... :'$

[@firedisco3279]

Katryna Stevenson even wade was doing it at the end xD

[@raccoon1471]

Katryna Stevenson oh god

[@mokiyt4794]

.LIKE= $60 REPLY= $120 WATCH A VIDEO= $240 DO ALL= $420

[@Kyomapai]

16:53 Imagine these guys in a car accident.

[@jenniferh725]

ACSilvereye TRUE

[@andrewpappas9311]

I can hear that and I cannot stop laughing

[@dinehg]

I just did and it's so frickin' funny XD

[@Kyomapai]

ikr

[@Minoriscful]

ACSilvereye Mark:'Wade this is all your fault' Wade:'i was'nt driving !' Bob:'yeah Wade how could you do this to us?' Sean:'i can't believe you guys don't know how a stickshift works!'

[@HealYourGirl]

Wade: YAYAYAYA Mark: UGGGHHHHHHH *next hole* Mark: YESSSSSSS Wade: NOOOOOOO

[@Turtlediva62]

I love how jack says at 14:32 "who do I watch?" Then a few seconds later he does Ethan's intro. This means one of Ethan inspirations watches his videos. ^w^

[@scr3amng_rat570]

This aged beautifully 😌

[@oktanken]

If Markiplier made porn he'd still end every video with "And I'll see you in the next video!"

[@blutyphoon5891]

+Sora Song what kind though cause if you saw from the yoga vid he did with Tyler he's pretty good at getting in this bendable positions😏😏 #Pornipler #Markthegaypornstar xD

[@Ruinnne]

blu typhoon no eww

[@honeystackz]

Bob Builder what. you're joking right?

[@BobBuilder-to8cy]

Sky Music look up "sexy interracial man shoves bread up his fury hole" on there. don't ask questions.

[@honeystackz]

Bob Builder uh alright haha. thanks

[@Insandom]

"And people say _I'm_ the loud KZbinr." ~ JackSepticEye 2017

[@Insandom]

Watch the video. It's when everyone but Jack's loud.

[@melgrimm8608]

everytime they do something together I'm always thinking what Jack said this time. Most of the time he is the quietest when I watch on Marks Channel videos where he plays with Jack and the others. Then I watch Jack and I'm like "DAMN! You're loud!"

[@maskeddivisions]

lol "it's when everyone but Jack's loud" so like... the whole video? his mic is quiet af

[@maskeddivisions]

but anyways it's at 17:06

[@lindensalter6713]

ikr. wade and mark r screaming their heads off

[@amnathegrande]

18:45 Wade: Yeah that's right I want my balls crushed. *_SCREAMS INTENSIFY_*

[@katbird2699]

"hows it going my CRANKYYY creww"

[@shadownightmarefredbear1367]

Ethan: THAT'S NOT MY INTRO!!!

[@Tricks_99]

I'M TYLER

[@kidneybandit4540]

It’s what’s up my cranky crew you F Y U C K I N G degenerate

[@rubinahossain9366]

@@shadownightmarefredbear1367HOW'S IT GOING MY CRAZYBOYS

[@mertarslan8039]

@@rubinahossain9366 WADE: *CRANK CRANK CRANK* MARK: *THATS NOT THE INTRO AT ALL

[@BreezeFoster]

Mark: *making very sensual noises of satisfaction* Bob: Ooh I'll have what Mark's having Jack: What, sex? jack said what we were all thinking

[@justb0red206]

Breeze Foster AHHHHHHH

[@fangirlpower2475]

Breeze Foster literally though

[@honeyxcolby4076]

Breeze Foster septipler away! lol

[@antisepticeye2709]

.̡̨.̷̛́.̢͢.Y͏ù̸̧̕͡͠p̢̡.̷.͢

[@itsmeriri7595]

AAAHHHH COKE

[@itsfinnagain4433]

Jack was so quiet....

[@EchoNoctua]

Right? It's almost out of character haha

[@msremnant5576]

Often this happens. I'm gonna wait for jacks video.

[@TheReaperHunter]

I think Mark just lowered his volume.

[@itsfinnagain4433]

:c

[@gwenculver1040]

It's the connection. Since Jack is in Ireland the connection doesn't work as well as with Bob and Wade since they are in America.

[@aizawashouta6829]

13:42 JACK TURNED INTO ALL MIGHT

[@tdfhjd]

Who’s all might?

[@liaafton6117]

My hero academia Good anime if your into anime I suggest watching it if you want

[@coloredkiwi1562]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed

[@skyblock9234]

8:35 anyone of their faces can be turned into a meme

[@BeastMode-yp4ov]

We love Marks humor We love Bobs laugh We love Jacks loudness We love Wades....uhhhh.....

[@hayliei6001]

Beast Mode24 we love Wades rage

[@ghostedtoasted984]

yep that sounds about right

[@bonnietelocole6777]

RA-RA-RA-RAGING WADE!

[@Ross-ee3ht]

Wades many faces

[@colinmnar]

tall...

[@TMLCJLK]

Come on Mark, this one was not the “worst game of golf ever”. Remember the one when you found out about the power bar?

[@johannagustafsson212]

I hope Mark sees this and thinks "Still too soon, man..." xD

[@alisonkuragano7544]

Thiago Leão That is something no one should mention. I mean it is too sad to mention.

[@reelheck]

Thiago Leão HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[@CitrineOMarble]

Wait...there's a power bar!?

[@astven94]

I member...

[@Kayylerzx]

"OH, GOD. WHY?" Seriously my favorite line from Wade.

[@Silverwillow3]

thats wade only line.

[@chev1660]

mark: i don't want my balls crushed.. This is the start of our masochistic cult leader. memento mori Unus Annus

[@themostdangerousnoodle]

Memento Mori 🖤

[@bashton1244]

R.I.P.

[@agentstealth1144]

Memento mori

[@starshooter439]

Memento mori

[@bashton1244]

Memento mori

[@jordanawesome7065]

Everyone's like "Sean's getting married!?" and I'm over here like, "Wtf you talkin about? Sean said Molly. Wade is marrying Molly. You're all insane."

[@Cat-pw5qr]

Jordan Awesome ive literally just seen 2 comments about that.

[@Wandergirl108]

Oh! For some reason I forgot about that! Thank you, I was confused. XD

[@lindensalter6713]

I didn't know ppl thought that. I thought It was clear.

[@drea94]

Jordan Awesome Dude, almost nobody was confused about that, you're not better than anyone else...

[@Whovian103]

Yeah, and if Jack did get married, it'd be to Signe/Wiishu (plz correct me if I spelled Signe wrong).

[@ryanloomis703]

*everyone flipping out* *Jack in the corner quietly* oh this is fun! weeeee!

[@PxllWav]

ryan loomis he said that as I read it...

[@ShailarChina]

Mark: “I don’t want my balls crushed!” Me: *erases the fan art-* (IM JOKING-)

[@oo-sg3lx]

were you joking about making the fan art or about deleting the fan art?

[@ShailarChina]

Noel Pausanos I’m joking about making the fan art I-

[@LunaCorart]

@@ShailarChina lies

[@beckylynn8701]

I could just imagine Molly in the back room hearing Wade say "I want my balls crushed, what of it?"😂😂😂

[@TheLegacyofKingXeno]

No intro? I got ya covered... wu-POUSH Top of the morning, bobbleheads, I'm Wade lordminion777 and welcome to... Golf with (your) friends!

[@Aklaex]

Best intro ever

[@eaglefan2569]

Hang on, it needs a few tweaks. wA-POOSH! TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA BOBBLE HEADS, LORDMINION777 HERE AND WELCOME TO GOLF WITH (YOUR) FRIENDS MY CRANKY CREW. BE SURE TO PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON LIKE A BRO AND I'LL SEE YOU.. IN THE NEXT VIDEO. BUH-BYE!

[@emily-jayne1554]

Does anybody know what the intro's music was?! The flute? I have always wanted to know what it's called lmao

[@chinhthehugger9284]

it is from The Amazing Frog, Mark's all time favorite game

[@kaleighelliott9121]

Emily-Jayne I love this

[@FaythMarie]

Some people: Jacksepticeye is loud, like too loud! Me: *listens to Mark and Wade yelling and freaking out at each other while Jack is quietly sitting there* Bruh... XD

[@fredbearpostsfnaf9314]

I love you comment!!! And yes!!!! The lols are real. :D

[@hexes_andjinxes]

true

[@ezranian]

He is kind of overly loud sometimes, but in this video... yeah

[@mantaholy6845]

Iris Star and suddenly... *TOP O’ DA MORNING TO YA LADDIES!!!!*

[@karlovragotuk3081]

@@fredbearpostsfnaf9314 I mean English dude

[@emmapolcyn9505]

2017 Mark: *I don't want my balls crushed!* 2020 Mark: *[NUTBALL INTESIFIES]*

[@snorf808waverman8]

2:57 Mark; Bob isn't girthy enough for that hole. Me; how would mark know this????

[@projectgalaxy3334]

they are certified members of the D club

[@joshmaddox7464]

]ii

[@houdini9739]

project galaxy I fucking love you for this

[@Ebag3000]

What do you think they all do at the bonercast?

[@olivermoth]

Jack: you know who i really feel sorry for? Molly. she's in like the other room going "why? why? why am i marrying this? poor Wade 😂

[@a.jgguerra8810]

Emma Kate when

[@CinderellaCostallas]

Emma Kate 19:54

[@bladebierbaum9594]

Who's Molly?

[@QueerQuetzal]

Blade Bierbaum Wade's wife

[@deaddolly114]

Virgil wtf why are you here

[@dctr_badwolf]

Is anyone else having a hard time hearing Jack? His audio is so quiet.

[@Caustic_Dystopia]

d0ct0r_badwolf 24 It's a bad mic connection.

[@laxpsy9285]

Sean said that Mark forgets to turn up his mic volume on discord.

[@karissmallworld2378]

Ansh Gujral They use discord what

[@jimmiesox6402]

Ansh Gujral I need to get on that discord

[@hollyberry3074]

surprisingly yes

[@carlg1296]

I couldnt stop laughing when bob said "hahaha stupid" to mark missing the hole at 7:31

[@king-bombingv2743]

13:05 TOP OF THE MORNING! XD

[@kachowskid1545]

Who else remembers when Mark found out about the power bar😂

[@Daniel-ld6hd]

SwagPickles :D THERES A POWER BAR!!!

[@stevesjule]

i loved that omg

[@snowstorm02]

Daniel....there is????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@blksolutionsinc484]

me two was so funny

[@ktony859]

"THERE'S A MEASUREMENT FOR POWEEERRR?! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME!!??' I still go back to that from time to time.

[@jamisonfawkes6044]

8:08 most quietest victory screech

[@thehardingameyt6846]

이성하 speech* 😂 I actually searched that on Google 😅

[@anushkapandey8588]

@@thehardingameyt6846 but it is screech and not speech

[@SunlessRen]

I T I S A S H O R T C U T

[@vadervoorhees846]

Wade sounds like he threw up on camera 14:16

[@sierrabernsten973]

"I'm a- I have a neck, I have necks" - Mark 2k17

[@DaemonOzakiAJ]

#IStandWithMarksThiccNeck XD

[@melgrimm8608]

That's what I was thinking of! XD

[@hannahstolz6512]

19:08 Jack, you're so adorable as everyone else is yelling at each other 😂

[@CRXW99]

why:d u post that on marks perspective {

[@demonmaster666]

OH DIS IS FUN WHEE HEEEE!

[@kaitlynalexa6389]

I like that bob has a permanent smile on his face the whole time. He is genuinely happy to be here

[@ifandomluver9575]

now i've started saying shitsnacks... thanks bob

[@RomanceFreak]

13:30 Oh my gosh, that totally reminds me of one of the roast comments towards Mark when he got 9 mill subs in his Roasted video. "He probably talks during sex." "He probably asks the girl to tell him how much she is going to watch his videos and subscribe before he finishes." "Ungh baby, don't forget to like and subscribe." XD LOL!!

[@Minoriscful]

RomanceFreak and as allways i will see you next time BYEBUUH!!

[@georgeammons5772]

13:37 everybody is laughing and wade is just like" I give upon life"

[@DaRkLoRdZoRc]

...So, business as usual for Wade, then?

[@DecafInvidia]

George Ammons LEET?

[@TheLolfaceftwOfficial]

1337, :#

[@AgentVamp]

up on*

[@ultragamer4465]

George Ammons 2 LEET for me

[@lexilemons3983]

I'm sitting here watching this 6 years later wishing that when Mark asked for their "power ball readings" Someone would've gone for a good Ole "It's over 9000!" 😅

[@milk-jg1ce]

I'm watching four grown men scream like there gonna rip each others adams apples out.. What am i doing with my life..?

[@magicrabbit9446]

Being entertained

[@HLVision7]

At 14:17,Mark's impression of Vsauce's intro killed me...that was damn hilarious XD

[@HLone303]

Yeah that was one of the funniest moments of the video XD

[@lemiwinks7794]

came down to comment that you fuck

[@amazingamer360]

_Hey, Vsauce, M-Mi-Mi-Micheal here._

[@id_ursus4455]

Is he Vsauce and we are michael? Or is he michael and we are Vsauce? *Questions science still can’t answer*

[@JerpaDeez]

My video buffers and there's Mark looking like he knows he fucked up, Bob laughing at it, and Wade just realizing what's happening. Then there's Jack going 'wonder what I'm gonna have for dinner tonight' 😂

[@livingtrashcan2951]

Ethan Bash when is That I need to see that

[@JerpaDeez]

ShadowJastCullMeShadow 21:23

[@KalasMonsoonDreams]

Emoji.

[@JerpaDeez]

Oh, I'm watching this on mobile :D

[@daewonkoretz1021]

Ethan Bash LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@awebtoonreader4979]

13:22 According to this theory: Arin: Oh, Oh, Hey I'm Grump! Dan: Oh, oh, I'm not so Grump!

[@hmmmm9560]

and we’re the game grumps

[@wolfdemon4129]

Mark: I don't want to get my balls crushed also Mark but 4 years later: *sees lady Dimitrescu* please step on me

[@Sofuu0901]

mark: "I gigged her last night if you know what I mean" jack: "you went to a concert with her?" me: **just over here fucking dying** LMAAOOOOO idk why I thought that was funny but it was beautiful xD

[@Mochi_93]

Wendy Meade When?

[@Sofuu0901]

Matt Scott 1:12 - 1:21 I got the wording wrong a bit but whatever

[@g80gzt]

Wendy Meade LAUGHING MY ASS ASS OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF why? Why did you type that?

[@Sofuu0901]

G80 GZT idk I'm sorry xD

[@pastel_dragon_girlo3o689]

G80 GZT now THAT, is funnier than that comment. THAT made ME LMFAO

[@breemackin6096]

BEFORE YOU COMMENT: - If you listen, Jack said Molly, it's not Jack getting married okay guys?! - Jack commented that Mark forgets to turn up his mic volume on Discord; that's why Jack's audio is quiet - And yes. We all laughed when Mark was OoOOooOoing and Bob said "I'll have what Marks having" and Jack replied with "Sex..?"

[@kenyakookie]

Bree Mackin Ah! Good to know! Thank you

[@purplechan_1918]

Bree Mackin When he said that I died XD

[@emlynselene1096]

@Zac Hofman that's what they were fucking saying... Molly was in the other room and thinking "why am I marrying this", this being Wade. And anyways, I don't think someone is a true fan if they don't know Wade was dating/now married to wade.

[@GK-ym1nq]

@@emlynselene1096 Wade was married to Wade? Fantastic

[@thebonelady34]

woah how am i so stupid and not know where the discord is/was

[@ColinFraser_2409]

No one: Not a living soul: Bob: WE GO IN THE THING!!!!

[@millersburgblades8069]

jack *pointing* it's over there bob.

[@Liv_Says]

Mark, Bob and jack are laughing so much, and there's Wade who's just getting pissed off at his ball.

[@katelynd807]

olivia mertes I think I'm getting deja vu😂

[@Goochbutter]

olivia mertes icy u

[@Goochbutter]

John The Cool Kid v

[@Liv_Says]

brent szany hehehe

[@Liv_Says]

Katelyn Lieb 😂😂😂😂

[@hannahranit5548]

Honestly this entire thing is just yelling in rage and sex jokes, I love it.

[@boston4479]

Hannah Ranit story of my life

[@irain4927]

Character development is Mark going from "I don't want my balls crush" to "I'm not a masochist... BUT!"

[@paradisemurderer3783]

10:51 Jack: *boing boing- fUCK*

[@rosyrosethorns]

JackSepticEye: Referred to as the loudest KZbinr, but is the most chill in this video... XD

[@sanghamitradas848]

6:51-6:55 the look on Jack's face 'U MADE YOUR DADDY PROUD'!!!!!

[@HappyLarry.]

Jack's audio is so weird, it's as if the boundaries where his mic works are really small, so that whenever he's loud or quiet we never hear him. He's just so much quieter than everyone else.

[@bananaboi6652]

I’m a neck -Markiplier 2017

[@alexsiemers7898]

I'm a necc*

[@potatodog4277]

Ye having 2 c's is so funny H A H A no.

[@Evanski]

Mark:*moans* Bob: i'll have what marks having Jack:sex?

[@harleysexton4725]

Jack: "sex"

[@KoolKyurem25]

I thought "A killer BJ?"

[@carolinecheney6695]

I started laughing after they said they were professional KZbinrs XD

[@TheLastCrusader22]

Right? And we all know "professional" KZbinrs with years of experience forget to hit record AND make an intro! xD

[@tenebrisevernight]

professional just means they get paid to do it. it has nothing to do with skill

[@carolinecheney6695]

Seriously! Still love them though

[@peppermintsugar3017]

the rapid switch from laughing to screaming to fighting to silence

[@imtoogayforthis5168]

Markiplier does not want his balls crushed.

[@floatybluebirdlive2959]

Ok Markiplier

[@Xylluk]

8:09 lol I love Wade's "victory dance"

[@Byrdhouse-dq9lk]

Bob is just one of those people who you cannot hate whatsoever.

[@lindensalter6713]

so true

[@doodlebug7250]

no matter how badly he fucks you and everyone over, everyone loves Bob

[@awesomegirl5870]

did anyone else hear jack Jack: *OH DADDY LIKES A PRETTY BITCH!!!* 😂😂😂omfg

[@SquidLordXD]

Mark at the time this video is made: I don't want my balls crushed Mark 2020: I wanna see if my body can take it Also Mark: I AM NOT A MASTICIST!

[@totallyinvisibletoeveryone1558]

Masochist

[@BrownEyesInJune]

It's always so hard to hear Jack when all four of them are playing. His volume is so low compared to everyone else.

[@justmyselfsomehow]

i like how Bob everytime said "Hey Mark!" or "Hey Jack!" or "Hey Wade!" thats so nice!

[@finnthehuman8865]

7:20 *IT IS A SHORTCUT!!!!*

[@faithspotts45]

You think that I would know not to drink anything while watching these, but no I just got pepsi everywhere;;

[@dragongamplayanimations8300]

Same and don't eat anything either

[@CaydeSmax]

00:00 it was at this moment mark knew HE FUCKED UP. I mean this in a nice funny way mark ;)

[@brentvettel5343]

Milo spesh yup

[@firedisco3279]

Milo spesh Exactly

[@Air93331]

8:10 Wades face just got me

[@pb_x]

13:30 Wade is suffering while the other three are being dumb

[@carsonchamness2555]

Mark Jack and Bob: *talking about what they scream when they finish* Wade: *suffering*

[@caseywadman4425]

I nearly died because I didn't hear sean say molly and for a moment thought he was talking about signe and him getting married and I was like WATTTT??!!

[@itsmeais1736]

Spencer Wadman SAME

[@mickeylanza61]

Spencer Wadman I started freaking out and yelling like DID HE GET ENGAGED?!?! HOLY FLUFF! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!?! WHAT DID I MISS?!?!?! 😂😂 I had to go back over it so many times haha

[@wolfnamedluna3231]

Spencer Wadman OMG ME TOO!

[@agitatedmolecule]

Spencer Wadman ME TOO K WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT AND IF SOMEONE NOTICED

[@Cat-pw5qr]

when was this?!

[@ray25lee]

If we thought ball crushing was intense, kidney pooping sounds like some next-level shit.

[@Emma-ft7tn]

Mark,Bob,Jack and Wade during golf: screaming obscenities into the abyss Mark,Bob,Jack and Wade during Uno: screaming obscenities at each other

[@kaitlynstrachan2868]

Mark: *sex voice* What is up my.... Cranky Crew~! Me: *thinks back to 7 Second Challenge* ••Ethan: THATS NOT EVEN MY INTRO, YOU NEVER EVEN WATCHED MY VIDEOS••

[@monetorr8498]

"Oh Cod why?" Bob: you flaky delicious fish you!

[@visceralluster4408]

Wade is the living embodiment of the Wilhelm Scream and it's great.

[@comedicthinker1401]

17:24 wade went from a clogged garbage disposal to a small child not getting their way

[@druagablackhart621]

Mark and Jack don't have shit on Wade's "Toad Doing Butt-Stuff" squealching/screaming. Wade: Destroyer of Headphones and Speakers, Bringer of Migraines, Nuisance to Ear-Holes.

[@ratatoskrgaming4963]

When they started talking about sex and saying their intros, all I could think was "what's up my cranky crew" 😂😂😂

[@The1MetaKnight]

Ratatoskr why? That makes no sense

[@The1MetaKnight]

Dead well I know, but I don't see what the sex part had to do with it

[@The1MetaKnight]

Dead yes I know. This was between them, not Ethan

[@The1MetaKnight]

Dead whatever

[@DracoHandsome]

you need get smarts

[@DatDudeAlek]

Whenever I watch these golf videos and look away for a second and only have audio, I always get a feeling like there's some weird porn going on!

[@DatDudeAlek]

And I just learned a lot about professional youtubers, that I don't know what to do with xD Haha this episode cracked me up good!

[@weirdo17-_-35]

Shark Master gold star...moron

[@isaiahjohnson7647]

Well, Mark did talk about BDSM

[@mr_mcnuggie9581]

Sora Song Septiplier is dead.

[@SomeDumbWitchMadeThis]

I mean it's dead, Wilford shot it

[@themaincharacter4985]

Markiplier is the king of being happy even when he's losing

[@haleyholland9699]

Bob mocking Wade IT IS A SHORTCUT literally murdered me