we deliver things in a Totally Reliable way with our Delivery Service

To The Jackass It May Concern,
Good day. I hate you. The accusations you have so unjustly hurled upon my doorstep have given me the most peculiar desire to reorganize your bones. To even suggest that my Delivery Service is anything other than TOTALLY RELIABLE is an affront to all that you and I hold dear. We will not be making a second attempt at delivering your mother's ashes, as I have found myself in the peculiar position of not giving an ass. Furthermore, you are a braggart. Even further furthermore, you are a bastard. I will be submitting a copy of this abridged letter to The Yelp so that they make take down your atrociously worded review.
May god find a comfortable place for you to rot.
Warmest Regards,
Mark D. Livery
CEO
EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
Wade ► / lordminion777
Bob ► / muyskerm
Juh-Sean ► / jacksepticeye
Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-...

[@maurzworld]

Alternate title: Jack Being Left Behind For 16 Minutes and 51 Seconds

[@thatsyaboi8185]

51 it's 51 seconds 16:51 seconds get it right

[@maurzworld]

@@thatsyaboi8185 Oh man u right. I'll change it my bad.

[@spidey1100]

Alternate Alternate title: Jack talking about his fat, juicy a$$ for 16 minutes and 50 seconds. (And it says 50 for me so I dunno man.)

[@grayanthony5167]

Also "jack lagging for 16 minutes and 51 seconds"

[@wildfire9280]

@@grayanthony5167 or jack lagging for 16 minutes and 50 seconds

[@jessiechannightcore7112]

“We have learned nothing and gained nothing” *That sounds like something we would do*

[@pickleioi9058]

So literally copying a sentence gets you 1000 likes?

[@drphil5823]

Pickle IOI that’s youtube for ya

[@jessiechannightcore7112]

Pickle IOI apparently so-

[@Fipsh]

@@pickleioi9058 Ye sadly. Not very many creative people in the comments.

[@loganentertainment1814]

I like your name and picture. :) Sorry if I sound weird. :(

[@MKEvinyl]

To quote Jack in another video: "This is just an ORGY of disaster."

[@user-mb1ov3cn9v]

You guys are just an orgy of disaster Is the correct one

[@shopmrbeast4406]

hajjo hajjo which video was that again?

[@ajj2392]

@@shopmrbeast4406 heave ho

[@shopmrbeast4406]

Shinobu Oshino 23 was it the Mega Episode?

[@ajj2392]

@@shopmrbeast4406 no the one where Wade isn't included

[@starly7148]

5:19 Wade: MY FISH, MY FISH!! Also Wade: MEEEEEEEEEE, MY MEEEEE!!!

[@isabellapalino1813]

It was so sad 😂

[@Hana1LuLu]

I didn’t hear that he followed up with “MEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY MEEEE” until now and subsequently im cry laughing

[@zetron8241]

WRYYYYYYYYYY

[@adamqazsedc]

MAH FEESH!!

[@Lou-Lou-]

I can't breathe um laughing so hard at that part! 😂😂😂

[@shortyboio]

The title: we deliver things. The video: Grand Theft Toddler

[@NerdPulseGaming]

Stealing toddlers? It should be Grand Toddler Auto.

[@whoami9765]

@@NerdPulseGaming god.... R/wooosh

[@realpepsicola]

@@NerdPulseGaming big baby cars? It should be Toddler Theft Auto

[@donnellscott7743]

@@realpepsicola hi

[@angelscott2314]

@@donnellscott7743 so now your cheating on me again!?

[@2dotanimations]

Seán: Wade, you're in a plane?!? Wade: **Obviously in a plane** no

[@lavenqueen]

A joke briefly made during the video about how Wade (I think it was Wade) gets terrible yelp reviews and I'm assuming the description is a joke reinforcing how awful Wade is at his 'job'

[@reddo5734]

Excuse me, i think u mean JUH-SEAN

[@Cara06523]

2dot Animations you put the accent the wrong way

[@XxThatGuyOverTherex1]

The joke gets much funnier when you explain it

[@psychobunieee6786]

Right 🤣

[@unmenschlich9444]

I was laughing for the entire video, please play more in the future.

[@jonathanwells223]

That didn’t age so well

[@alyssaturcotte9209]

@@jonathanwells223 wdym?

[@unmenschlich9444]

@@alyssaturcotte9209 I think he talkin about how lots of these requests to play it more were declined

[@unmenschlich9444]

just my thoughts

[@alyssaturcotte9209]

@@unmenschlich9444 ah okay, yeah that makes sense lol

[@gellarcon]

Bob: Are we supposed to be doing something right now? Mark: *OH A BOAT*

[@Cara06523]

I love how the description has Sean’s name as “Juh-Sean” still.

[@sarrabough4100]

I'm sorry but why is he calling him like that

[@ONLY_RR7]

Sarah 00000 Watch his uno video with Jack and Pokimane

[@__KrishabhKapoorSVNIT]

i like the fact that i was not the only person to read the description

[@user-fw8xu4qm1u]

❤❤❤🤔🤔🤔

[@Ohenry6]

Why does it say that?

[@presley3401]

Can we just talk about how Mark still calls Jack Juh-sean

[@megstephkel]

animeships I think it’s super cute and funny 😊😂

[@qpluto]

I love it

[@spike120]

You mean Lixian?

[@violetunicorn2695]

@@spike120 no

[@greenxlady4585]

Juh-seán will be the name-version of that one thumbnail face (you know the one)

[@midnightbliss846]

Jack: i'm sorry if my juicy ass throws off the center of gravity Me: **wheezing noises**

[@temarinara77]

same

[@LM-gm9yo]

wade's nonchalant "hey" at 0:21 took me out 💀

[@zellasvoidantlers9989]

Mark: "The actual game of this is so frustrating." Wade: "It is." Also Wade: *sitting doing nothing*

[@achievedsins8441]

The title of this video totally gave me Stan the water man flashbacks!😁

[@RemembermeSF]

Wade is used to just sitting down in this game thanks to jp. lol

[@nickstrobelight7804]

(Sorry, I know this comment's old as I'm replying) To be fair, with this game's physics, I don't think a second person would necessarily be helpful XD

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

"Box, you're my only friend." Just like old times.

[@orionamano]

Y'mean tiny box tim from the amnesia series XD

[@Cheeseballs187]

Lardabo Seirei Yea what you think -_-

[@iwantyoursmoke]

omfg yes , tiny box tim . he will be forever missed .

[@vibebk2174]

TINY BOX TIM GREW UP

[@orionamano]

Into big box barry

[@NixMaster3k]

9:23 When you want to kidnap someone but also preform vehicular manslaughter

[@abigailschocke1638]

Hate when that happens

[@hip2hop_962]

The title: We deliver things The video: Wade knocking out and annoying Mark while he trys to play the game

[@haylief8156]

Juh-Sean: LoOk aT ThIS jUicY A$$

[@bigboy5023]

Juh-sean*

[@Ari-xg8jp]

Actually its Juhsean

[@haylief8156]

Oh right. Sorry, juhsean

[@zephusdragon]

Everyone else: Deliver the packages as fast and with as little damage as possible Markiplier and co: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee *CRASH!*

[@AJayvern]

zephusdragon well atleast the fast as possible part is true lmao

[@VoiceboxSoundbytes]

Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts I agree. Best part of the game is just running around and coming up with new, horrific ways to die in fiery explosions.

[@carcerion]

Its literally GTA: Todler’s Edition

[@StrayBulletXIII]

I like how after Wade says "Maybe we should push this car off the side while Mark's still in there", the Game then puts a tip saying "Press (L) to run"

[@Sciraptor]

My reaction to your comment was pure laughter

[@DeltaSilver88]

They really missed a golden opportunity by not yelling "I can see my house from here!" at 5:55. XD

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

I wish someone would deliver some toilet paper to my forest I'm worried I might run out now that there aren't as many campers bringing it in here because they're all staying home

[@hulacorn1015]

It's okay Bigfoot, we'll get through this all together.

[@emilyelizabeth7071]

I’m on my way Bigfoot

[@jamiebordeau3068]

Wholesome

[@Misterbrainturn]

The Return Of The King

[@NerdPulseGaming]

So the Bigfoot doesn't shit in the woods?

[@lochnessmonster7735]

Seán's names through all of the channels: Felix: Green PewDiePie Seán himself: Jack Mark: Juh-Seán

[@someformofusername6132]

He’s a special boi 🥺☺️

[@aiden4049]

it was actualy pokimane

[@viksiav520]

why does Mark call him Juh-Sean? Genuinely asking XD

[@jdizzletheweirdo9400]

Viksia V I think it’s because he was going to say Jack but corrected himself

[@christianmangano701]

@@jdizzletheweirdo9400 wrong.

[@6709ify]

3:00 I lost it when Sean plopped in the water like that. LMAO!

[@kexard]

Taylor Williams what really sells it is the “hyup” before he drowns in foot-deep water. XD

[@6709ify]

@@kexard Holy crap, yes! That was hilarious!

[@turtlskys8000]

Juh-Seán

[@6709ify]

@@turtlskys8000 Yeah, I'm not saying that.

[@kingjb554]

@@6709ify you should, its his legal name now

[@nonameno2696]

When Wade went "MY FISH!!" that SENT ME

[@alexandrerafaelblasi753]

Famous last words "oh a ramp"/"Im not even holding onto..."/"oh, this is bad place to be"/"Do not run me o..."/"this seems safe"

[@limjulim5173]

Mark Bob and Wade: lets invite Sean! Sean: yea lets do it *starts playing* Mark Bob and Wade: YOU FOOL!

[@nhi_o_o]

Lim Julim you mean JUH SEAN

[@peaches2102]

Bob: No promises on how this is gonna go. Bob five seconds later: OH A RAMP!

[@yagi_starbolt1908]

Are we not gonna mention 16:25 when it looks like the character is dancing to Mark's outro?

[@diamondsfarms461]

Last time I was this early my parents hadn’t shown up to my birth

[@emperorunifish]

Diamond S Farms doofenshmirtz?!?!!

[@seharahmed9]

Doofenshmirtz?

[@owenhalfpenny5058]

R.I.P.

[@mitchellbailey6258]

Yes, yes he is

[@maybellm.162]

Doofenshmirtz???

[@mrappear8835]

So that’s why my package didn’t arrive...

[@kylemcdonald8351]

When Mark got launched to the other island by the explosion did anyone expect him to start singing 'I Believe I Can Fly'?

[@demonvlogs5962]

me i did i actually started singing it in my head XD XD

[@Ash-wv2mi]

I thought he was insulting someone for real in the description, and I was like, ''spill the tea?''

[@helixvfx8569]

Seems like the description is a nice warming, comforting glass of warm hot chocolate on a cold winters day so go ahead and delight yourself with the glorious description by giving it a read and you will find yourself nourished in knowledge and appreciation!! You’re welcome

[@bonnietelocole6777]

Thank you friend

[@mel1654]

Helix Vfx lol no second attempt 😂

[@taniachapman3643]

I read.. I loved it. To all who it may concern I really recommend it.

[@helixvfx8569]

Tania Chapman absolutely, definitely worth a good read

[@helixvfx8569]

Bonnietelo Cole anytime

[@kittywithagun7742]

I love how Mark still goes on with that Juh-Sean thing

[@KaylaTheKindOne]

Did Mark start that? lmao

[@cathie9504]

i havent watched the vid where it started, so i have o clue what it means lmao

[@dominicmeszaros2728]

Cathie it was Uno with Pokimane. She called him Jack-slash-Sean, because she genuinely didn’t know what to call him these days lmao

[@dominicmeszaros2728]

BARBARA the barbarian Barbara, is that you?! Thank you so much for all ur shenanigans with Wade!

[@kittywithagun7742]

@@dominicmeszaros2728 oh yeah it's me! Thanks lol

[@strawberryduchess656]

Mark: “why is my turn sensitivity so low?” *earlier that stream* Mark (right after joining the game): “why is the mouse sensitivity so high?!” *turns mouse sensitivity down almost all the way*

[@dominicmeszaros2728]

Throwback to drunk GTA Wade, driving the car: he ran into me! Mark: I don’t think that guy ran under your tire three times!

[@SciFactsYT118]

Random fact: A baby puffin is called a "puffling."

[@MaddyRunner]

sounds like a pokémon

[@Dragoonpyromantic]

Thank you, I'm stressed and I needed that.

[@captcalvin2293]

A puffin made of jelly is called a "Jiggly Puff."

[@MaskedGamer10001]

Thanks

[@coraleesmells]

can we call them “puffles” instead

[@unnamedxx]

I like how none of them talked about the giant trumpet in the sky.

[@prodigalpowtato2597]

Sean does but it got cut out here

[@chaitanya8126]

there was a giant trumpet in the sky

[@spicymemer7353]

One cannot simply question the giant trumpet in the sky

[@spirited_rabbit]

If you watched Seán's video, he actually noticed it and said “Why is there a giant trumpet in the sky??”

[@lowheadvarney158]

mark plays trumpet and he didn’t talk about it...

[@ravenblackthorn2441]

Mark: *spawns in & instantly begins making tiny tootsie sounds* Me: Them tiny tootsies are so FAST! Mark: *enjoys the floaty gravity* Jack (after finally spawning in properly): *instantly begins making tiny tootsie sounds* Mark: I know!! It's very *tiny tootsie sounds* --hijinks ensue--- It's nearly 3am & my ribs & face hurt, but it's a good kind of pain. This time the hilarity tax was worth it!

[@Thelonghead]

I hope everyone has a good day, and dont forget to drink water.

[@loftywastaken2386]

Woah SOOO MANLY

[@vincentfizz1880]

RedMan ok

[@glassofwater281]

Ahem

[@laceysims921]

Lobotomite _ shIT THAT’S WHAT I FORGOT

[@arturiowatkins7618]

I won’t

[@Bmo22]

I like how they actually don't deliver a single package

[@shattap_808]

*The fish hanging off the helicopter* *it falls* Wade: MY FISH Mark:oh god *Wade flings off the helicopter*

[@andrewg5188]

5:53 this reminded me of when team rocket gets defeated in the Pokemon anime and is sent barreling into the horizon

[@deuceydee3506]

LOOKS LIKE MARKIMOO'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAAIN! *

[@amberdeyuliis7886]

I didn't know Mark was tryna steal a boy's electric mouse

[@zackszekely6618]

2:19 The Wright Brothers' first fly test (42069, colorized)

[@skimpskomp]

42170

[@DeltaSilver88]

Bob and Mark Wright, the lost cousins of Wilbur and Orville, flying their new plane... The Bitty Rawk. It was built to sink.

[@madfrickinhank346]

More llike kamikaze

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

Took only 0:13 seconds to realize it was edited by Lixian... *_This gone be GOOD!_*

[@kimikimchi8652]

Francis Hehehehehehe

[@masoneveridge4078]

When is anything not edited by Lixian

[@arslan7108]

Well, For Me It Took Only The Description To Realise That..

[@georgerasins2771]

font's iconic

[@kieran101yes]

​@@masoneveridge4078Mark has other editors

[@deadlyagent9746]

10:54 the best Big Smoke imitation I have ever heard 🤣🤣🤣

[@yorumasharu1296]

oh god it is Big Smoke XD

[@jaatmtvstp4289]

"Mark D. Livery" I'm crying 😂

[@isaiahthegamer9518]

I get it they are really funny

[@ironicugandan5826]

I feel this is how they would react if pain and death wasn't a thing irl.

[@falsehcf]

Markiplier: uploads Everyone: **closes out online school tabs**

[@lastsingeralive5705]

Me

[@Bug.a.b00]

i read the description that made me stop everything

[@koolkatttt]

That's exactly what I did

[@yodelingshrimp8316]

Wait yall are doing your online school

[@natafire1236]

😂😂

[@splo0sh_]

"Okay, we're all dead." Jacksepticeye 2020

[@_.soul_drainer._3981]

6:59 that perfect goofy impression by Markiplier lmaoooo

[@twinwillows6054]

Juh-Sean is one of if not my favorite joke to date, and it isn’t even that funny. I just always forget about it and then I see it again

[@octiviap2094]

if you don’t mind me asking, where did the joke originate from?

[@anusrozpruwacz2764]

@@octiviap2094 Mark's uno video with Jack and Pokimane

[@someformofusername6132]

No need to be rude ;-;

[@megasauruss]

@@someformofusername6132 ???

[@Dbombultra]

@@someformofusername6132 whos being rude?

[@ID_Limit]

This is both one of THOSE videos that you “shouldn’t” listen too with your eyes closed and a video someone should animate.

[@toastyourfeelings3274]

This video is borderline animated on its own!

[@isabellapalino1813]

But someone should animate it with them instead of their avatars

[@DesolateLavender]

Isn't it always?

[@taylorbritt499]

"I'm not grabbing! He's grabbing." "You guys have five seconds-!" "I'm not grabbing anything!"

[@cyberjontron]

15:50 Not Tiny Box Tim!!! You will be remembered Tiny Box Tim. 😥💕

[@zachmoehlenkamp]

I swear to God, when Wade yelled “MEEEEEEEEE!” @ 5:23, I thought he was doing a DIO “WRYYYYYYY!”😂😂🤣🤣

[@Dxmxnx]

Why is it funnier when they put what they're saying on the screen

[@fivaliciouss]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate what mark does? He makes us laugh when we are sad and makes our day better! Edit: What mark does it temporary and we all know that but what he leaves behind will be remember forever.. Mark i don’t know if you will see this but I just want to say thank you for all the laughs and I’m sure there are more to come :)

[@nestordagoat4887]

• Flame Wolf • i have always appreciated him theres no need to say this we all respect him✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

[@Comicalgravy9112]

I bet once he finishes KZbin he'll delete his channel cause lately it seems like he would

[@KaiDrew1998]

That was some Unus Annus shit at the end and I appreciate it

[@nobodyknows5395]

Hey

[@fivaliciouss]

Sweet Dreamer I hope that too

[@Anonymous-73]

5:17 “my fish!” *”MY ME”*

[@sweetiebelle1829]

No one gonna talk about marks goofy impression at 7:00

[@elianalima2612]

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[@pixelparasite829]

Ikr? I was wondering why none of them brought it up.

[@yosora6280]

@@elianalima2612 so deep..✊😔

[@Bigs1schonky]

No one: Mark: *tries to knock himself out within the first 10 seconds*

[@theramenplayer3667]

Sassy Saiko It’s very important to see if the character matches his daring masculinity.

[@fatowl.0v024]

Mark: * joins game * **JUMPS INTO FENCE**

[@awebtoonreader4979]

"Oh a ramp!" Famous last words

[@95PercentHelium]

1:25 How grandpa describes his way to school back in the day

[@gialloesque]

More like they had to go through WWII than onto a plane into a secret volcano base. Then they had to climb Mount Everest to jump into the ocean behind it to swim to land, to get on a helicopter. Than they used that helicopter to get to school.

[@SodaEnthusiast23]

Me: 1 second into the video Mark: “I’m in. OOOOOHHHHH!!!”

[@elijahthegamer3046]

Lol

[@aykayjay]

Bob said “I’m in.”

[@aylabedir477]

💩💩💩💩🐽🐽🐽🐽😷😷😷😷😠👿👹👺😾💀💀💘💔🤧🖤🐷🐷🐷🕷🕸🕸🌋🌫🦍🦊🦇🦌🎃

[@SodaEnthusiast23]

Ayla Bedir ok then😂

[@SodaEnthusiast23]

xxElijahXx the gamer also sfm oh my bad bro

[@alineandastickandagain885]

I just love it when mark starts an episode screaming

[@lastsingeralive5705]

Nobody: Better than his actual intro? Me:YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

[@YaBoiIvan]

15:44 This is how Mark deliver something to you...

[@allenbrooks22]

8:09 *_Amy has entered the chat_*

[@shadowelite1177]

Markiplier: says "totally reliable delivery service" Me: "Where oracle is that"

[@Demon666Ella]

Bob: ooh a ramp Everyone: dies Me: congratulations, you have reached the end

[@mentallyinsane]

Wait this isn't minecraft-

[@mayaroberson7642]

Imagine being on a plane and hearing the captain say “how do I make it go up?”

[@Paradox_Incognito]

"That's what you get for standing five feet away from a man with Thor's hammer."

[@julianjpantoja4603]

I was like, "who is this juh-sean dude?" Then i remembered the uno video..

[@trisbits]

Is no one going to talk about Mark’s Goofy scream at: 7:00

[@harmlessandgames]

IKR

[@spike120]

Tom and Jerry scream

[@divvy3294]

I wish it was my notification sound

[@16Haverson]

I thought of Goofy when he did it.

[@cableboxcal3337]

“Please don’t leave me with this man” pt. 500

[@Qrow022]

Hey Mark... thank you for making these videos with everyone. I havnt smiled much since quarantine and every-time I watch your videos with everyone I do. You guys are so funny and I love you all. Thank you for making these and for being the people that you are. Thank you

[@firockfinion3326]

In this video: Wade destroys all of Mark's hope for humanity. Again.

[@bbque6202]

In conclusion: EveRyOnE’s a TeRiBLe dRiVeR.

[@lastsingeralive5705]

Happy wheels: Am I a joke to you?

[@ariq45]

actually, mark and bob seems to be a decent driver terrible at planes tho

[@sans5765]

Mark: **crashes helicopter** Diane Simmons: Drunk Billy, will be missed

[@KennyNeider]

"Would you please stop farting!" That's not the first time I've heard that today.

[@justanormalgamerxd1669]

Let’s just wait until they find out there’s a ufo

[@freindlycommentator1710]

What about the rocket ship

[@Jehmleh]

"Mark D. Livery" 😂😂 The whole letter is a wreck, but with kindness! ☝️😄

[@SamuelJonathan2004]

I love the description of this video is a complaint letter. That makes it 10 times funnier

[@jimenasanchez9191]

Omg 4:55 you just see Wade waddle up with a massive fucking fish 🤣🤣🤣

[@the1andonlydrmixxel]

This game is more causing chaos than delivering things.

[@taegisubunit1939]

*This whole conversation tho:* Juh-Seán: A lil up a lil more up Bob: im tryin-this full up, this is up as it goes Seán: i want more upps Bob: this is max level up Mark: *cracking up*

[@thebananarepublic7255]

6:14 Jack: I wanna do this **zooms in on him flying away**

[@JPooger]

This game is funny to watch u gys play, but that editing is the icing on the cake

[@strawberryugyeom]

Bob: "everything's fine over here" Mark: proceeds to fly out the trailer*

[@JJScene]

5 seconds in and Mark burps

[@staticrodent]

I need more of you guys playing this game in my life.

[@msyamaha1999]

11:48 they are on “Olympus.” Jack says he has Thor’s hammer. Olympus is from Greek mythology, while Thor is from Norse. 10/10 great thinking, Jack

[@dominicmeszaros2728]

Juh’Sean is trying to write an extended universe with both of em lol

[@jonathaneby9485]

7:00 When Mark literally sounds like goofy from the Goofy Movie XD

[@jaylaabraham6858]

Glad I'm not the only one who realized that

[@specificdisc568]

Sounds exactly like it

[@epicbuilds5793]

When your mail man shows up in an Uber.

[@keverythingpop3106]

Wade: “ew I shit myself and lost my pants”

[@einfilin]

3:06 the best replay i can ask for 🤣🤣

[@sharkbite7922]

Mark: BACKING UPPPPP Jack: Give me the wheel! Mark! Gimme the - Mark: BACKING UP Wade: *continues to be run over*

[@2gourd]

“juh-sean joins the party” i can’t believe it stuck

[@jenniferjones2001]

3 years later and still one of my fave videos ❤ Merry Christmas 🎄🥰

[@jasinfinity]

therapist: german jacksepticeye doesn't exist, he can't hurt you german jacksepticeye: 3:08

[@dominicmeszaros2728]

jasinfinity lmfao! Also, when Jack made a cameo in BATIM, there was a quick moment when he sounded a lot like Doofenschmirtz 😂

[@bog1582]

Sounded more swedish

[@Plixiii]

What about Dr. Schneeplestien?

[@Doveyarns]

"we deliver things" and then they don't successfully deliver one package xD