Worst Games Ever - CSI: 3 Dimensions of Murder

We return to business as usual: two Vidiots, several pun-based animals and one terrible game. Can Ben and Peter solve a murder? No. No they cannot.
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Fourth Floor
King William House
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Bristol
BS1 4NT
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[@TheKeven28900]

I think you guys should do the random selection at the end of each video instead of the beginning.In the next video do one at the beginning and one at the end then from there on only do at the end of the video. Great content guys.

[@JachAnen]

I agree. That way, it doesn't matter if the game title is in the video title

[@VidiotsOfficial]

Great idea! This is one big learning process, so thanks for contributing. REVISED GAME SELECTION METHOD COMING NEXT TIME

[@TheKeven28900]

Glad to help and thank you so much for replying.

[@thedroidwhisperer2699]

I vote for a diffrent stupid seletion process each time

[@Mdxfiend]

this channel is 10X better than whatculture.. glad I found this lol

[@poisonive45454]

Name redacted

[@kyleharmse5968]

Red Letter Media reference. A sign of a mature and nuanced palate. Carry on sirs. Carry on.

[@ExUSSailor]

I just stumbled across this channel completely by accident. I'm very happy I did. You two were my favorite presenters on that other channel. I missed Billy Ray Walrus!

[@stephenguinane6565]

"A car tire runs through a puddle or a kid cannonballs into a pool. Both of those splatter the water. "Spatter" is used to describe those drops that have landed on the surface. "There was a spattering of rain" refers not so much to the liquid which is falling but its visible effect on the pavement." The more you know eh!

[@Beestification]

Man, these guys are just relentlessly likable.

[@jstewartfilm]

Your Skyrim guard impersonation is lit

[@jayyce1]

God damn I'm happy you guys left.......THAT place, and I can watch you again!

[@GerritCoulter]

This is literally one of my favourite things on the youtubes.

[@OfficialFingazMC]

You have good taste my dude!

[@SomeGuyCalledJack]

I'm a little concerned that Ben happily dropped the "CUNTS!" bomb in a video yesterday, but they had to censor whatever Peter said here...concerned and curious...

[@TV-jn4dh]

Jack's World Peter is a potty mouth. Ben has to constantly rein him in.

[@ronshvartsman7630]

SAME THOUGH

[@californication101]

Damn right!

[@SomeGuyCalledJack]

Well as a british person I do know this xD And I have no issues with it, I just know that as a whole, it's generally one of the MORE offensive of the swears wherever you are, and they had no issue with it, so what the sweet buggery was "too much", and had to be censored? xD

[@TheWalkingDude27]

True, but maybe they tend to censor on their location rather than others. That being said I don't know what it could be.

[@Relyx]

100% get a mini pachinko/plinko board for the random selection! Also you should do the random selection at the end of the episode prior so that there is some anticipation for the next video. It's kinda pointless being at the start because we already know what the game will be from the title!

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

Why haven't they done this yet?

[@khaljogo8601]

I wanna know what Peter said!

[@dannyg1812]

I think he said 'I like cat spunk' lol

[@jobustify]

Your purple room intrigues and terrifies me

[@Relyx]

it's the yogscast table top room!

[@janetalksreel]

Welp, this overtook Rogue Warrior as my favourite SG4W episode. I love the tv show and I've played the games, but boy this made me laugh so much.

[@kyewilson7837]

The frubes sleeve part killed me 😂😂

[@danielgregson4780]

The fact this is back is excellent. Keep up the good work!

[@professorkittyhawk]

I really want that shirt Ben is wearing.

[@PrincessWesker]

I fully support you gents becoming the RedLetterMedia of gaming!

[@CJJC]

I’ve been watching these out of order and had been considering sending in LOST: Via Domus and now I know I don’t need to bother.

[@synthkilla9927]

Ben: "I've never read it, just fuck you" This is why I missed you at Whatculture.

[@giovannicorchado6442]

Get a lot of laughs out of all your videos but this one had me on the floor. Nathan Ackerman! She was going to do a marriage

[@lelandvaughan4429]

So I've never actually laughed like a mad man and clapped my hands watching a video on the youtubs until this series. Keep it up guys. XD

[@gregsofthefutre]

The jail time gag broke me

[@franciswilliams2362]

These videos just make me so happy! So glad the boys have more positive work environment

[@CocoHikari583]

3 Dimensions Of Boredom.

[@HolicButterfly]

Glad I found you guys! I thought I'd never know what became of my games. I'm happy to see you're still running with the series. It made us laugh to see you having problems with the game crashing, because it used to do that when we played it! Sorry the game was such shit, but you did ask for the worst; Eragon's not much better, so be warned.

[@christianjensen119]

Dart board game selection.

[@pelago_]

This is great, you guys are smashing it so far!

[@mayhemsrhythm]

nope, spatter is weird here too. glad y'all are back!

[@VelvetTeacake]

I've actually played all the CSI games and none of them were all that great honestly. The first one in particular is quite the mess. Glad to see you're still making content ^.^

[@bartekkubicaku-bitsa9802]

Awesome video:) Keep it up for mama:) Oh by the way - maybe roulette with shit game at the end of episode? To avoid spoilers (cuz You know, we knew how that billard will ends).

[@Doodlebugdude]

I didn't realise how much I really loved you guys until you left WC. You are both genuinely funny without trying too hard to be crass. Not that you're crass. That's totally not what I meant. Good work fellas. I really needed to watch something that put me to sleep so easily. *Congratulations.*

[@JachAnen]

A wheel is probably the best way, with the wide selection of titles and ensuring randomness

[@Thomas-dq9yo]

“that’s no human hair” and i’m just screaming at my screen FUCKING NATHAN ACKERMAN

[@michaelbruce9866]

That last comment made me spray my drink everywhere! I'm sure Peter's parents are very proud.

[@XopheAdethri]

23:56 made me laugh so much. That was an awesome Star Trek fail.

[@_UPRC]

I don't think that we're paying enough attention to the fact that Ben once killed a man.

[@SeekerGoldstone]

13:15 I love how he implies that there is some cross-over between hardcore Sony fanboys and people that need to play every CSI: The Game mission ever...

[@OfficialFingazMC]

10:03 reminded me of Pilkington's "Songs of phrase" for some reason...

[@ChokeHammer]

I was concerned about hearing bad things about a game I really love. But that port was appalling, and any of the comments on the content rather than the port were still hilarious. Thanks guys for making even this such a good time ^.^

[@nicholasbarshaw4120]

For what game to play you should make a plinko board with different games at the bottom

[@angbald]

Great content gentleman. Have been a fan of both of yours since REDACTED. Love that you actually are having fun now.

[@karlianderson7050]

You should put the names of the games on bits of paper, shuffle them around and then put one in each of the side pockets. May speed up the process and if you dont get it in one straight away its still a guessing game when aiming after that : )

[@mattball8622]

I played this on PC back in the day and loved it... But it should have stayed there. Some stuff doesn't port well. At all. Yeeesh.

[@TheGaluMoD]

The shiny woman is probably an emulation related issue. (The characters talking in slow motion thing definitely is.) Curiously the golden statues in the room don't seem to have the shiny shader applied to them. xD Next time, if you don't want to tinker too much with emulation settings, just enable software emulation. You can't set custom resolutions but it'll look exactly like it does on the ps2 without any weird glitches. Also: Why did you have to bring up Sam & Max: Freelance Police? I'd just about forgotten about it.. Damn you hot science facts. :(

[@JuanMartinez-fs3cl]

Love this channel ! Missed you guys

[@brockumentaries]

casper on ps1 you were sent it i remember being amazing. the somg is still stuck in my head year later

[@Beestification]

I knew staying up all night for no reason was a good idea woah billy

[@MyratheDunmer]

Still waiting for them to play Eragon 😶

[@Randyhoar]

A little pizza box for little Peter. Although it does look massive next to him

[@thetickcartoon1453]

What happened to Ben trying to call the show 'Sh*t Game for W*nkers'? Still love the show, but I DO miss that.

[@danagricken4197]

Those CSI Games were my childhood!

[@AEmiliusLives]

Love that you guys are back.

[@GNOFerreira]

22:49 I bet he forced entry hehehe

[@jmace2424]

And Lost the Game just stays in purgatory...

[@samtownend6744]

I feel like maybe they will do it soon, since they said they're going to be asking for submissions again

[@joebarrell8045]

It’s not an above average series it’s just a huge level above everything else

[@cerisskies]

Write all the names of the games on a bunch of eggs; drop the eggs (in their box) on the floor, which ever one breaks you have to play that game

[@sbcic2012]

The morgue part was so funny, nearly pissed myself

[@jamestiffin5553]

Can you tell what it is yet? Jail Time, 10/10

[@b.castilho4011]

Jesus. I had this game on PC...I had all CSI games on PC.

[@tank122113]

Yes. We say splatter as spatter. We tend to skip consonants for no fucking reason

[@balarush]

You guys need to get LootCrate back on your side so you can do amazing unboxings again. Then piss them off by being comedically truthful so you get banned again :D

[@jennifernabrahamable]

I am seriously looking for old loot boxes on eBay to send them

[@mrmacguff1n]

Stuff like this is what whatculture should have been. Just boring lists full of Adams now

[@harrywaters8661]

All the charismatic people left WC

[@OfficialFingazMC]

@@harrywaters8661 TripleJump & Cultaholic FTW. Also Blampied's new channel which name escapes me atm...

[@richardstephenson7034]

A baker's hat trick. I love you.

[@DeadlyChairs]

Blood spatter is actually is actually the proper term to use in the criminal justice field. “Blood Splatter” is a commonly used term but as my forensics professor so delicately put it “it is wrong.”

[@wahlflower3517]

This is disturbing to witness since I was just watching CSI earlier today.

[@darthconquerus]

15:29 I know things, I am a human 😂😂

[@TheSportSatellite]

Maan, my favourite dumb show about games plays a game I used to love back in the day? No way this could go wrong!

[@The_Chef2511]

Oh, one more thing in honor of the Vegas game? For next game selection, try a mini roulette wheel.

[@jwimpeney]

Anyone know why they're in the Yogscast's tabletop room? I didn't even know they knew each other.

[@grimwolf44]

If I remember correctly the Eragon game is not completely bad. My memory probably does not serve me correctly

[@andrewrash1931]

So in the video you keep asking why it’s spatter and not splatter. So in the US criminal investigation spatter is specifically used to describe where blood is.

[@thetickcartoon1453]

The coroner in this game must've been the inspiration for Carruthers in L.A. Noire; "I'll check the body for semen."

[@ChokeHammer]

I used to play this on PC quite a while ago and loved it. Recently dug it up and replayed it and it's still as good as I remember! Real shame it didn't port well. I urge people to try out the PC version as it's still as good as ever.

[@Xhumed]

Nathan Ackerman is actually Dracula

[@richardstephenson7034]

Whichever hole it goes into decides the game we're playing. Teehee

[@britneyspearsvillarosa]

My dad and I loved CSI

[@RickyRicardo03]

Maybe try a wheel of fortune type of selection. And use little Petter as the needle as he hits the games or beverages laying on the floor. #yourewelcome

[@mikek6298]

Use a giant plinko game to pick them

[@calumsanderson6741]

"I just don't like it 'coz fuck you." - Ben Potter, 2018

[@edbouch5353]

please do a really cheesy spin wheel, sparkly bowties and everything XD

[@NewAgeComix]

My suggestion for random game selection: just look up at the video title. We knew before they did

[@skylx0812]

@ 23:57 Be long and pointy. ...or something by the by, guest starring Rules Boss as Nathan Ackerman??

[@kingragnar8023]

I also just smoked a big weed

[@bryannorton8945]

The original CSI first few seasons were good actually. The mortician in the show is actually a good character haha

[@kaldeathar3462]

"Splatter" is the action. "Spatter" is used to describe the droplets that have landed on the surface.

[@thehightable5995]

You guys should play Gettysburg Armored Warfare. Trust me. It is awful. Worth of your time.

[@ogshawdy7729]

😁

[@GordotheGamer]

Spin the wheel of video game torture!

[@mikesanders8621]

Fun fact: The guy who played Warwick was a drug addict and a serial domestic abuser. They gave him a pay rise after his first wife beating conviction! Isn't the industry great?

[@funwithoutpants]

A wheel would be cool.

[@PostalDuder]

this game scared the fuck out of me when i was a kid, more so than like resident evil 4 lmfao. there was just somethin about the quietness of the room while you're looking at a corpse that made me think that someone was gonna jump out and attack me. It's a shame, really. a game like this could be fuckin cool if they did cool shit like that to actually make it more tense

[@andrewwilliamson4161]

I wonder what the hell peter said.

[@jonathanwolff8297]

I imagine it had something to do with corpses and doing... unsavory things to them

[@JSAcousticJuice]

I really would like to know what they censored at 24:32.

[@Dex99SS]

You guys got me kicked out of the post office, and on a wanted list... Semen and shit are on the way though.

[@Phelaidar]

Telltale Games at its finest.

[@mtbman2479]

Use a dartboard to pick your games

[@misskilo7675]

I loved all of the CSI games lol

[@ogshawdy7729]

Miss Kilo man whatculture is dying for real tho

[@skylx0812]

The mystery I wanted to solve was HOW did Leda Callisto get Sophia Benedetti to go to the demonstration gardens even though she had allergies and should have known the desert plants would be a huge problem for her??

[@BrazenSolar]

what shirt at the start is left dude (haven't learned names yet) wearing? lol

[@GerritCoulter]

they each have a shirt with each other's face on it. They were made by a fan and sent in when the worked for WhatCulture

[@BrazenSolar]

aw it's a really good design. peter's cute

[@cheetarah9199]

Ben is wearing a t-shirt with Peter on it, and Peter is wearing one with Ben on it. Sent in by a fan when they all still worked at REDACTED. Ben has a beard. Peter is tiny. And doesn't have a beard. Oh, and MJ has a camera.

[@adamsimonds6184]

Select via Axe throwing.