Worst Games Ever - Mary-Kate & Ashley: Magical Mystery Mall

Mary-Hyphen-Kate & Ashley: Magical Mystery Mall might not be, like, totally the worst game ever but, like, it's totally worse than most.
Thank you to EmTheEmu for sending us this game!
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[@AshLilburne]

Ive never played a Mary hyphen Kate and Ashley game, but Ben and Peter have played 79 of them so im going to give this everything ive got

[@joshjohnson3442]

I’m Ben, I’m Peter and here is Every Mary hyphen Kate and Ashley game ranked from worst to best. *starts with 79* That would be an hour and a half of torment 😆

[@MrBeardsley]

I assume there was no outcome for the Olsens’ 2004 lawsuit against Acclaim, because the company filed for bankruptcy and liquidated all of their assets later that year. So technically, on some level, Mary-Kate and Ashley helped drive the final nails into Acclaim’s coffin.

[@kellypaul9940]

Miss when the guys put this much effort into science facts. Can't be that hard to Google or click wiki hyper links of the companies and devs involved

[@MrBeardsley]

@@kellypaul9940 As I’ve learned from watching Matt McMuscles’ “What Happened” series, if there’s a big story behind something (for example everything that went wrong with Aliens: Colonial Marines) usually there’s way too much information to fit into a WGE science fact. In cases of lesser-known titles especially from before the seventh console generation, coming across information is easier said than done. For example, literally the only information I can find about the Olsen’s lawsuit against Acclaim is that it was filed in April of 2004. With Acclaim declaring bankruptcy only five months later, it’s pure conjecture on my part that the pending lawsuit only added to the years of financial woes Acclaim had been experiencing since their early ‘90s peak.

[@AshLilburne]

Not hitting that Facebook goal honestly says far more about Facebook these days than it does about you guys

[@siv9939]

When are we getting the every MaryHyphenKate and Ashley game ranked list?

[@Banquet42]

I approve of and also hate this idea.

[@trialtrisl4028]

I sure do hope they include Bratz, Barbie, Spice Girls in to this ranked video

[@neilwebb286]

Those lifeguard pictures made me cry laughing.

[@gregsmith9183]

There were 9 Mary-Kate & Ashley video games (1999-2002) that were all fairly bad and at least 18 movies from 1992 - 2004. In 2014 the Olsen twins announced they were retiring from acting in favor of fashion.

[@youtubenoob2743]

I am very glad I came upon this channel a year or so ago. You guys nearly feel like my mates.

[@Dseraph1808]

Ive been following them for about 2 years and its astonishing they dont have more subscribers, their content is amazing and varied and consistent. WGE is my favorite series though and I've watched every episode including the ones on their old channel. Ben and Peter seem like they would be a laugh to be around, very nearly feel like they are my mates as you said. Ashton is alright as well, s/o to her

[@williamdunn9000]

@@RyanConnell5150 same

[@youtubenoob2743]

@@RyanConnell5150 I found a playlist. Oh yeah here we go, binge time!

[@nobetternickname]

are you glad enough to go and follow the boys on facebook? :V 😁

[@youtubenoob2743]

@@nobetternickname Oh I did that weeks ago :)

[@XxMrWink3rxX]

Please tell me we’re paying James by now?? This editing 😂🤣 one of the best episodes yet

[@ikmnification5737]

You could probably find a correlation between the lack of Mary-Kate and Ashley media promoting malls during the later 2000's and the continued failure of American malls. Mary-Kate and Ashley were keeping malls alive.

[@Robocopnik]

If only it had stayed frozen, it'd still be preserved to the present day.

[@alexandramacey9740]

Another revisited favourite childhood game making me question my own apparent sanity

[@sushiifoxx]

33 minutes in and I just realized "fash" was short for fashion and wasn't just a made up goofy name for a clothing store 🤦‍♂️

[@MrBeardsley]

I counted at least six times in this video that Ben’s soul attempted to flee his body, I think that’s a new Worst Games Ever record.

[@shawnfields2369]

Only 6 times? I thought the most times Ben's soul tried to flee his own body was at least 5-7 times? Even some of the longer Worst Games Ever episodes haven't had Ben's soul tried to run that many times, only about 2 or 4 times, at least. It's mainly Peter's soul that has the most attempts to try and run away from his body usually, isn't it?

[@skytreeschalice]

'This is one of the few malls I dont want to get stuck in forever...' "MK and Ashley's FAVOURITE mall..." 😆

[@shawnfields2369]

Yeah, I don't blame them; I wouldn't want to get stuck inside my favorite mall either... wait.

[@tomthespaceknerd5396]

"... will be played by Chris Pratt." Made me spit out my Coke. 🤣

[@mikaroininen4007]

I finally gave in and followed you on Facebook. Such is the power of the Olsen twins.

[@pikachureynolds1110]

Yall should do an every Mary Kate and Ashley game ranked from worst to best.

[@kellypaul9940]

Expecting an "Every Mary Kate and Ashley game ranked worst to best" for April fool's

[@bram5825]

The editing on this series is best. I didn't dip, duck, dodge, dive OR dodge when it came to liking the video!

[@TheGreigclarke]

The take that music playing over the “cute lifeguards” fucking got me 😂😂😂😂

[@ILovePotter93]

This was my first PlayStation game I was given as a kid and the first game I finished on my own. That's how easy it was (Weirdly still own the game)

[@audramcdonaldapologist3676]

Fun fact: Mary-Kate and Ashley are fraternal twins not identical twins

[@sarahsizzites6224]

I desperately needed the life changing gut laughter that came from the explosions and "They deserve everything that happens" comment. LOL Well done as always, Team TJ!

[@rayceeya8659]

The Olsen Twins are in their late 30's now. Congratulations, I just ruined your day.

[@NikSwiftDigs]

The editing is a show of its own. The world ending and the Chris Pratt/Mario moment was amazing.

[@robmortimer4150]

“Will be played by Chris Pratt” ... howling

[@kieransp2010]

Well guys (and girls) at least I don't feel so bad about having the dance moves of an epileptic giraffe anymore after this video

[@shawnfields2369]

Well, I hear that epileptic giraffes don't dance THAT badly. I actually am epileptic, though, but my dancing isn't what I'd describe as being like a twitchy giraffe, but more robotic, and like an android that's just learning how to dance. But less like this video.

[@TerrancePryor]

Oh, yeah! Here we go! Mall time!

[@TheAshCooper]

Its like they created TikTok dances in the OG form.

[@paullilienthal449]

A new episode of worst games ever!? HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE!

[@MrBeardsley]

Great shot!

[@segue2ant395]

That Crisp Rat gag killed me. I am dead now, thanks to you.

[@adipramana7]

Seeing the Yogscast hoodie in a brand new episode of Worst Games Ever in 2022 threw me off so much

[@CobaltPuppy]

I highly dislike FB but I went on to give y'all a follow. Appreciate you guys and all your content ❤️

[@rockinrachel1670]

Me and my friend loved the horse game for Mary Kate and Ashley... We never beat it, but it was fun and we both remember playing it :) happy days.

[@BitQuest]

I was sorting through my game collection and decided to boot up youtube while I did so. I literally had this game in my hand when I saw the upload, spooky! To be fair, having mouth movement for speech on ps1 is pretty impressive. Graphically this game is quite good for the time. The game is still trash though.

[@Deerwiener]

I enjoyed this game growing up I think I found this game at 17, and fell in love with the story of the campaign.

[@egg4666]

14:51 love the parappa music lol

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

Mary-Kate and Ashley are like Blast, they just won't leave you two alone. XD

[@ellisdip]

Whoever edited this deserves a raise

[@Dseraph1808]

He is working for free so they can give him enough for a tesco meal deal and its about a 250% raise

[@HelloGlamorous]

i had no idea i had played this but i remember the music so vividly and the heart necklace thing omg what

[@Zuzzy4399]

It's kind of crazy how many games these two got and not a single one of them good

[@Momiji540]

I sometimes order a drink with ice cream lol, sometimes you just wanna wash it down when your done 😂

[@magita1991]

I remember playing a Mary Kate and Ashley game on GameCube. I hope they made a lot of money with these games.

[@danieldavis2055]

To be completely fair- this WAS a PS1 game. The models are pretty comparable to what was average at the time. I mean, it's a game designed and aimed at a specific demographic, so it's a bit unfair to expect it to have the same kind of broadly appealing design as a Final Fantasy or Metal Gear game, yes? In even AAA games of the time, it was very rare to have the game models have moving mouths outside of cutscenes.

[@georgemarklow4683]

I'm laughing so hard at that dance at 14:13 that my stomach hurts... the commentary is golden.

[@TJDious]

It still weirds me out that their little sister is lighting up the MCU.

[@STICKOMEDIA]

Haven't watched your videos in a while, glad to see your videos again

[@christinah918]

I got a really good laugh from this, thank you for bringing the nostalgia

[@mrm.acampbell2722]

Surely your still lying about knowing the lifeguards, including captain bowl cut even with a picture of you with them

[@wyzeguy6]

The return of Mary Hyphen Kate and Ashley! Prime worst games stuff here!

[@MattayManiac]

N Space made Rugrats Search for Reptar so maybe that’s where you recognise the logo as I did too

[@jcoster8291]

The tradgedy of the Olsen twins is that they actually have another sister that they never reference. Same tradgedy for the third Will Smith child.

[@Joe90h]

I wouldn't say it's a tragedy considering the parents not pushing her as a big star allowed her to make her own path legitimately. And now she's Scarlet Witch in the MCU.

[@PixelSlayers]

Oh there’s a new Triple Jump video! Hope it’s a good one! Hope it’s a good one! Hope it’s a good one!

[@Atlas_Redux]

Ooooh, new episode. I HOPE IT'S A GOOD ONE!

[@sirprintalot]

this is absolutely a re-skin of the Rugrats PS1 games, made by nSpace with the exact same main menu font/sounds.

[@thomaslamotte2284]

Best episode in a while. I laughed so much lol

[@hollowneedles]

Love the store pun "Just Say Snow" riffing on "Just Say No" from DARE. I have no idea if the reference is pro or anti-drugs. I think we all snow though.

[@pelago_]

Great work boys, great work

[@deaditeera]

I played this game so much growing up and I’m hesitant to see them trash it. 😄 This just makes me want to play the game.

[@baeleth]

Well, that made me curious enough to see if I could for the result of the lawsuit. Looks like they settled out of court.

[@JevenMusic]

I’m gonna be honest this game was amazing and I’m a dude. I was young kid like 6 or 7 when I played this. The music goes hard in this game. Also pretty fun at times 😂

[@caalcb7]

N-Space also produce danger girl. Probably that's the only good N-Space game.

[@mikec5400]

I used to play this all the time with my sister lol I'd do the pizza delivery and snowboard segments shed do the fashion and pictures ones

[@timvandeursen2687]

I love how there is a store in there called "fash", which is obviously meant as a cool, hip abbriviation to "fashion". However, if you are even passively aware of political discourse online, you'll get why that name has aged pooooorly 😅

[@SuperKickFarty]

Apparently they are fascists. Or at least that was their political affiliation at 14yo

[@OfficialFingazMC]

I know yeah, a lot of people turned against John Fashanu when they found out about him and Ulrika-ka-ka... I don't expect anyone under the age of 30; who isnt English to get that lol...

[@Joe90h]

@@OfficialFingazMC "She's football crazy, she's football mad! I can't think of a footballer Ulrika hasn't had!"

[@OfficialFingazMC]

@@Joe90h Haha, I forgot about that, stuck in me head now! I wonder how many got to see her dove from above.... 🕊

[@robmortimer4150]

Ah come on. It’s just a store that sells fancy military style fashions!

[@TheRetroguitar]

20:08 Whouw! That walk cycle

[@KoolAidBuzz]

Can we also talk about the DARTH mall? Everything's half off! Heyooooooh! I'll see myself out.

[@sixthcitysaint]

Fash At The Beach '96: *Ben is the Third Olden Twin!*

[@stevenwebster4504]

Shout out to X-Scape…the place I cried on a school trip after faceplanting in a bowling lane

[@CM-hz2wr]

Watching you guys play this " game " made my brain hurt this game is like soooo lame !! ( I think that's how Mary- Kate and Ashley Olsen would have said it )

[@adeeryaj3519]

I was cracking UP LMAOO

[@abw1317]

The Chris Pratt snippit 😂😂

[@therunawaykid6523]

Bumblepiss?😂😂😂

[@bloodrunsclear]

The Apocalypse bit got me XD

[@nobodyinparticular9640]

5:50 "Girl sell magical necklace for 5 dollar"

[@nymphomata69]

You know what? I'm gonna say it. Elizabeth was the better twin.

[@Joe90h]

In the videos they put out when they were tiny you often saw them being really quite mean to their younger sister. And then she developed reality altering superpowers and used them to destroy their careers.

[@elyenidacevedo1995]

She isn't a twin she has different features and shes like two years younger

[@matthewbraith0411]

Great shot.

[@samboothman4696]

Peter’s hoodie giving me vidiots flash backs

[@Dseraph1808]

Good times, shit games for wankers

[@deaditeera]

😢

[@MrMadshepherd]

He even beat the food game at the end. But quit before he could actually win

[@johngurnhill8743]

The best gaming channel ever

[@magnus4001]

8 follows? Well done. :P

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

Mary (hyphen) Kate and Ashley vs. the cast of Pamela Anderson's 'V.I.P.' Now THAT is PSOne gold in the making right there, kids.

[@rollingcourage6658]

Oh boy a new Worst Games Ever…HOPE IT’S A GOOD ONE.

[@Martynde]

One of those lifeguard photos reminds me of Reese from Malcom In The Middle.

[@carriebuchta3040]

Me too!

[@britneyspearsvillarosa]

How did they get to the Beach I thought that they were trapped in the Mall

[@ThatShyGuyMatt]

Thank goodness for Elizabeth Olsen. She's so much better than the twins. They got so full of themselves from being child actors.

[@alexanderadams8372]

Just followed on FB 😎

[@poisonive45454]

That Chris Pratt joke was fire.

[@brycestrife5605]

Excellent.

[@mr.historyman]

2:46 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, tp is cashton matthews or ashton cathews? WE MUST DECIDE!

[@celticluna1691]

I don't have nice memories of this game at all

[@Ozzie_1986]

the graphics remind me of the ps1 port of time crisis

[@Di3mondDud3]

I looked at their wiki pages to see what was so tragic. They started their clothing thing and got out of the mainstream hollywood scene cuz its awful, makes sense. I mean ik old guys creeped on them as teens but like, yeah that isnt a them issue thats just an issue. But seems like the 2000s nickelodeon child stars are doing worse tbh..

[@NowUndefined]

Maybe I'm not seeing it right but weren't the two halves already together?

[@michaelreid186]

Fuck Facebook.

[@BrentStarling]

Ocarina of Time looks different than I remember.

[@JohnDoe-wq5eu]

I don't say this often but this game truly made me die inside. It's funny how a game like this that was once so popular at least with the girls is now just rotting in landfills or other places.

[@clydeclyde]

u guys need to change this series name to, “Best Frickin Gamez Ever Created”

[@Yanki90]

I used to love this game as a kid! Yeah, I knew it was god-awful, but that's the kind of video games girls had to put up with in the 90s.

[@bensonsj98]

Such enjoymony here.

[@J1995M]

Dead Rising ripped off this game

[@gracekim25]

Why is everyone in the comments saying hyphen?😅 you don’t have to say it every time you type ‘Mary-Kate’🤣 but um gosh haven’t heard of this movie 28.2.22