Worst Gameshow Answers in History

[@RavenHouseMystery]

"My teeth on her sink". That's a classic.

[@esands36]

"Name a type of bear"? "Papa Bear... D'oh". 😂

[@JeT1594]

" Sir Im gunna have to put you under arrest " " for what? " " We found Some pickles in your trunk! "

[@SpongebobsABoss]

I feel bad for the guy who said you masticate your dog, because most people don't know what that word means, they really should have just said chew.

[@699KE]

Once I found out what "masticate" meant that guys answer at 4:02 is pretty funny.

[@lockeguy]

Richard: "Name something you wouldn't want the police to find in your car." Kid: "Umm..Pickles"

[@mchandler2112]

Operators go in Operating Rooms. That's the most sound logic I've ever heard.

[@pubeonapipe]

The audience laughter about the "screw machine" making $2.68 an hour was funny. I didn't know people laughed about stuff like that back then.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Groucho Marx shakes his head in disappointment, it’s a joke he’d make!

[@vigo894]

0:17= It's Colonel Sanders.

[@Rawk4Life]

I love how the guy who said "Papa Bear" to "name a kind of bear" knew it was dumb the moment it came out of his mouth.

[@king9671091]

A lot of arguing going on about Mexico clip. It doesn't matter if it was right or wrong. It was family Feud. The answers are from surveys they gave people. What THEY said are the TOP answers are on the board.

[@MyPersonalVendetta]

"To Tell the Truth" clip was hilarious! "What do you make?" The old man says $2.16 an hour. Lol! And that shows you how long agao that was.

[@Kirwina]

0:15, the KFC man

[@rjgoldendog40]

"Name a state that starts with the letter M." "Mehico" answers the mehican

[@kevin9880]

68 cents an hour that guy made?!!! Wow!!!

[@douglassquasoni7501]

$2.68

[@Yodelhey]

I love the way Eubanks giggles at 1:45! That must've been such a fun game to host!

[@bcstan23]

At 4:18, he's actually correct. That was a slang term for cops about 70 years ago.

[@Scyllax]

Alex David Police Detective.

[@maoribrotha53]

Alex David He’s actually incorrect because you have to give a common answer.

[@Carol-D.1324]

I think you are thinking about a private detective, they were known as a “private dick”.

[@ZenaidaZeal]

4:57 ''Name a state that begins with the letter M'' Was that Colin Mochrie?! LOL

[@leafkirby2]

2:28 hamsters do have eggs Ovaries are eggs

[@melodi2036]

By that logic hamsters do have eggs, but ovaries aren't eggs. They hold the eggs

[@NocturnalWrath]

You'd eat hamsters eggs?

[@guapoviejo9135]

Not: Yes, hampsters and other mammal's ovaries produce single celled eggs, but we do not, at least commonly, eat them.

[@SixstringMatt]

THANK YOU!!! Of all these clips, that was the one that cracked me up the most, too.Good to know someone out there shares my sense of humour :)

[@gaffneyrailroading1982]

Funny, I work in a grocery store, and have yet to find instant asparagus.

[@Wheeloffortunefan999]

"who's the only dog to ever make people magazine's best dressed list" "sally jessy raphael" LOL

[@KingDodongo1]

"name something you wouldnt want police to find in the back of your car" "umm... pickles" LOL!

[@CillersFan]

"Hello officer what seems to be the problem?" "We noticed a greenish liquid coming out of your trunk. That's not pickle juice, is it?"

[@CaptHayfever]

The "To Tell the Truth" answer wasn't bad at all. It's a game about bluffing, & that was a brilliant way to hide that he doesn't know what the machine does.

[@awesome24712]

"Name an animals who's eggs you will probably never eat for breakfest." "Um . . . Hamster?" You better not.

[@taroonie21]

3:22 GREET YOU AT THE DOOR NAKED? HAHAHAHAHA!

[@pratikh]

I think whenever the whole family says "good answer!" and pats you on the back, it means that you really fucked up bad.

[@the-chillian]

"He sells cookies... to movie theaters, and fat people." LOL

[@taroonie21]

0:15 teeth on her sink Laughed so hard! XD

[@TRIXSTER03]

Name something you don't want the police to find in the trunk of your car? Be PICKLES!!!!

[@xradelox]

For the eggs one I totally would have said "duck billed platypus" just to see their reactions XD But it would have been a legit answer!

[@chase1146]

"name some thing you wouldent want to find in the trunk of your car" A HALF DEAD HOOKER!

[@LoungeFly02]

I'm disappointed the Family Feud "september" answer in the final round was not on here. The host was laughing so hard that he couldn't get the survey questions out, so he let the girl go beyond the buzzer

[@HUfOrever1223]

"my husband thinks it's really weird when you what?" "TOUCH HIS BONKERS" who the hell says that?

[@jowbloe3673]

It only matters if her husband says that, and she would know.

[@Weslo2]

omfg the slang name for an officer was hilarious host is like , wait wtf say that again lmao

[@nignog87]

"Diiick", "May we see WHAT HE SAID?" lmao

[@TRIXSTER03]

Name something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of your car? pickles...lol

[@plpfctn2007]

on that hollywood square show with triumph, he was asked "whats the largest dog breed?" and triumph said, "the latsa oprah." good stuff.

[@Ny7emare]

"Greet you at the door.. naked. High-fives ya'll amirite?"

[@jj1oo2ee3]

i cant get enough of the game show bloopers. the london pasta was great.

[@masikisrob]

yo ..... y pickles at 3:48? dat shit has me in tears along wit asparagus being an instant meal. LMAO

[@gladfan1989]

Well, Kitty. Ask a silly question, get a silly answer.

[@lottdominique]

i like how on family feud you can give the dumbest awser ever and your family will still say good awnser

[@JustinBlottin]

4:10 Made me almost DIE laughing. THE DOG!! What kind of asnwer is that?!

[@mattbourgaize8858]

This needs to be renamed the BEST Gameshow Answers in History!

[@proffessoremoo]

I love the guy who says "papa bear", he sounds devastated as he says it!

[@agentdmp]

Q: Name something found in an operating room A: an Operator

[@UnchangeableBird]

"His bonkers" I'm imagining her kissing and petting Roger Rabbit. "Pah-pah-pah-pleaze."

[@VSmassacre]

Name something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of ur car...."Pickles"

[@KingRadbadical1988]

NO COLONEL SANDERS, YOU'RE WRONG!!! Crocodiles are aggressive because they got all them teeth and no toothbrushes.

[@MrValja]

"name a bear" "Papa bear" roflmao!=D

[@DanConroy78]

The papa bear one at 1:23 had me in stitches! ROFLMAO!!!!!

[@szqsk8]

"my teeth on her sink". LOL!

[@PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Name something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of your car .... NAKED GRANDMA!

[@greg55666]

Bob Eubanks seems like a really great guy. It's so weird to remember him telling the racist joke in Roger & Me.

[@lunacyinpoetry]

name something you wouldn't want the police to find in the trunk of your car: pickles!

[@metalrocks19737]

this just made me feel a little bit smarter

[@eenayeah]

The way he said "dick" made it even funnier.

[@TheSteeleTwins]

5:06 - I never expected, in all my life, to see Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. This is so full of win!

[@yamigekusu]

Richard Dawson's reaction to the "DICK" answer is just brilliant. "LEMME SEE WHAT HE SAID!" *bzzzzt*

[@choclytgremlins]

I highly recommend watching this with the closed-captioning turned on. It's hilarious.

[@abbabeththehamster4320]

The lady at 3:28 is known for her answer to "Name something with a hole in the middle.".

[@rachelchunter6180]

Omg, I almost died laughing at "hamster-eggs"!!! xD

[@shoredude2]

The worst answer has to be from Family Feud. "Name the month of pregnancy when a woman begins to show?" A: "September"

[@AbleReason]

4:02 "Favorite thing to masticate?" - "The dog." Bad if you know what masticate means, REALLY bad if you don't. She's thinking 'Who the hell did I marry?'

[@Kudo716]

*SMACKS HEAD REPETATIVELY AGAINST COMPUTER DESK AT HOW BAD ANSWERS ARE*

[@Annausagi2]

"Those little pellets are not eggs" XDDD

[@wolfoftherain53]

the fact that he thought masticate was masturbate, and then said dog..*shudders*

[@NickCMedia]

Not to mention the fact that in the episode itself, it really WAS the best one (as in #1 answer).

[@IoEstasCedonta]

The more I see of the Newlywed Game, the more I think it was tailored to answers like this.

[@DragnSly]

in Soviet Russia, dog masticates YOU!

[@pbenna]

PICKLES... THATS WHY MY UNCLE WAS ARRESTED

[@meekrob]

At least the guy who said Papa realized it was a stupid answer as soon as he said it.

[@KairuHakubi]

i love it, he thought masticate meant domesticate or osmething. that's a fresh change.

[@cmahoney84]

name a bear...papa...priceless

[@EthanWolfCat]

4:20 XD!!!! The Way He Says It.

[@JHamron]

I'm having a hard time deciding the difference between the best and worst answers.

[@CaptainAshSpearow]

What about that lady who thought an elephant was bigger than the moon on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?

[@xSilverBlades777x]

"pickles"? LMAO!

[@seahawk124]

2:08, the look on Les Dennis' face!

[@sevjon41]

i like how he said "DICK" with such fervor

[@Chavezstinks]

You should have added the family fued episode where they asked for a three letter animal and the guy said alligator.

[@phillipdietzen5637]

Howie Mandel , on his widely popular game show( the name escapes me!)" I've seen marriage disolve ,over getting the wrong case! They act like they've lost everything! they have everything ,they had when they came."

[@xo1tom1ox]

whats your favourite thing to masticate. THE DOG LMFAO

[@yogurttoad]

4:18 Best Line ever.

[@insanfeool]

"Name something London is famous for"

[@024lizardking]

"ummmm hampster" lmfao

[@TheCinemaization]

"The pickles" XD

[@masteroreality]

Kickback's the man! He's not on here once, but twice! omg

[@INDLIS]

Just as stupid as that air force pilot who identified Yogi bear as one of the 3 bears.

[@scaleshchess]

yup, pickles are officially illegal

[@Paulthegorilla]

I just thought of another one. The host on The Newlywed Game asked "Where is the strangest place you and your husband have made whoopee?". The lady said in the ass.

[@Itsjustkevin7124]

the worst gameshow answer i ever saw was on Family Feud and the question was "Name a yellow fruit" and the lady said "an Orange"

[@Bladerunner93]

This is why I'd never go on a game show; I know i'd screw up and say something stupid

[@yiampi1]

''PAPPA CEAR''LMFAO

[@Hellraiser618]

Damn cops always trying to get me for trafficking pickles.

[@Jelley0]

I lost it when the guy said papa bear.

[@exiledPostman]

Triumph's answer was actually pretty smart.

[@BlueFever101]

They clap after every single answer on that show... it's annoying really.