Worst hold music ever?

[@Ikcatcher]

Plot twist: It’s not prerecorded, someone has to play it every time a customer is on hold

[@warbler1984]

I'm just picturing a bunch of 6 year olds playing the recorder each time...and each time they get a little worse

[@ChatMort69420]

I have tears in my eyes. Thank you

[@PersonausdemAll]

@@ChatMort69420 yes 🤣🤣👍🏻

[@estebandelafp]

Violently pushing around chairs to make the worst possible sound

[@Cosmiichu]

😂

[@Tangermusic]

"Just a small producer out of Atlanta tryna make it big," Their beats:

[@Niki-et2io]

Waiting for this to blow up

[@xtooog954]

GODLY 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lil0of]

this man knows how to comment

[@stageslime9725]

Lol

[@Evdafawth]

@@lil0of This man knows how to use the same format as another commenter in the same thread* *Comment is partially self-referential

[@TurtleBoyKoop]

This sounds like someone getting murdered at a birthday party

[@danejurus69]

Lmfao.

[@alexeyvishnyakov8132]

I'm crying 😂😂😂

[@3thalluing339]

James Trice I never thought of it like that since I knew it was Britney but 💀💀

[@lunakittyyy]

How do you know what that sounds like

[@PUTRiDLegacy]

666 like. Nice

[@CaveyMoth]

"My mic isn't bad." The mic:

[@Fenno69]

j

[@magnesjberg24]

Imagine being put on hold on a suicide hotline with this music.

[@rqb6731]

Straight fats

[@Qtoyghs]

@@mans_z1177 Yes I am.

[@w.vv.w]

*depression has left the chat*

[@Maxrnr14falc]

They would have -100% of calls

[@InuranusBrokoff]

@@Qtoyghs No, I am...

[@elijahhiltebrand5921]

Business: aw shit that song is copyrighted The crackhead with a kazoo: let me introduce myself

[@no-fu3mc]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6aphXafp9ygpa8

[@westsideofnorway7505]

timetorekt got me in 2020......

[@lucentdagoat]

Now this is underrated

[@louiscypher4186]

oh gawd damn my sides.

[@jamesk9408]

You sir deserve a salut for making me laugh, which hasn’t happened all day

[@Staybinky]

“Your call is now first in line” *Proceeds to play hellish screams from the underworld*

[@Cursedruchanie]

XD

[@LISAIMAIFAN]

satan doing an acoustic of toxic.

[@finn9976]

Yo it was lit down there

[@mrtuvok5578]

858-924-1080

[@Catghostsoda]

dude next time please dont put up your own fucking number on the internet. Edit: o wait thats the number for the music. My bad. Im really sorry for my rudeness.

[@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC]

One of the places I worked at 20 years ago had a cassette tape machine on the PBX for the hold music and announcements. The tapes would be in there for months and they'd get worn out and sticky. Eventually it would eat the tape and nobody would know that customers have been being subjected to loud crumpling garbled gibberish for the last two weeks. The announcements were gloriously mutilated. I loved it.

[@ClearGalaxies]

Beautiful

[@AdamWood]

Sounds like people smoked inside the office.

[@LilyKittyCatto]

That is hilarious

[@Pacificbell]

Ok this kinda sounds like that

[@Mordecrox]

​@@AdamWoodwell it was the 90s/very early 2000s so that was a given. My earliest memory of a computer in person was going to an accounting office that also did photocopies and there was this distinct gentleman with a cigar in mouth going to the Xerox with our documents in hand then resuming typing on an amber IBM terminal

[@hunterdonbach9684]

Sounds like somebody is strangling a birthday card

[@ttotheami]

THE ACCURACY OF THIS

[@deceny5155]

Ooh just imagining this ... XD

[@jjhassy]

Hunter Donbach this needa 10k likes

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

Hunter Donbach hahaha fucking hell this is amazing

[@GokuBlack-sd7ho]

R/rareinsults

[@cpu6850]

"Suicide Hotline, how can i help you ?" "You can't"

[@SandraRegina-sm1wg]

"Hello? Hello? Is anybody there?"

[@TetraTitanio]

lmao

[@TheDevilockedzombie]

I giggled

[@ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588]

Night Wolf *cue distorted crackling earrape*

[@Marco-xk8rn]

@@ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 whyyyyyyyy :( *intense sobbing*

[@malainaf]

This sounds like it was recorded on a rollercoaster.

[@harryj7341]

Or during a car crash

[@hansonel]

The song is called "Band Rehearsal Rollercoaster Ride" and is currently the most popular song on Spotify. It's even reached #1 on the charts in the UK

[@KYLOWW]

Or the phone is not feeling well and that it’s the phones last breath before passing 🤣🤣🤣

[@samgiles3515]

Malaina F Yh, someone being sick through it

[@rgfdg4y46]

Thought "how bad could this be?" expecting some standard normal hold music and going "OK, it wasn't that bad" but I honestly wasn't expecting to hear what sounds like someone murdering a clown

[@stallover7463]

Jevil re- NO I'M SORRY I JUST LOVE DELTARUNE-

[@KurtisQu]

Didn’t realize for about a minute it was Toxic

[@retard1582]

it's the first result for "toxic shittyfluted" on youtube, my guess is fake video

[@jxnyfrvrr]

i literally realzized that like 3 seconds before reading this comment

[@romeroi7930]

Ахах точно

[@knucklesfieryheart20]

I cackled so hard when I first heard it omg 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kingu-Sama]

Toxic? Is that a song?

[@TheExplosionRUs]

No wonder he's first in line. Everyone else has hung up after hearing that

[@temavero2124]

If you think this is the worst... You have never seen this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onTPaHxtpdOaZpo

[@xxdestroyerxxal]

You think that's the worst ever? Look at this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXnKZoaAjrd7d5I

[@ooo2432]

xxDestroyerxx Al brooooooooo

[@s3viien]

@xxDestroyerxx Al Ikr, it’s like way worse, I watched it lol

[@thecreatorofpc7929]

Tema Vero im not sure if your promoting the video and this is just the dude who uploaded the video on a different account. Or you’re actually saying the video is trash (which it is)

[@TomTheCat.]

The person on the other line is free to answer the call it’s just he wants you to suffer and not call again.

[@ek16_fut2]

Tom The Cat how to have u got 63 likes in an hour on a 2 year old video Wait OHHHHHH it’s bc it’s in LITERALLY EVERYONES recommendations

[@metalrebel7506]

Jokes on them I would be laughing my ass off

[@josephjooestar]

@@ek16_fut2 yes it isss mate like wtf, guess not only me😂

[@ravedisc]

Hahaha

[@GDBOYFilms]

They do NOT want anyone to remain on hold

[@Commander_HW]

哈哈哈哈哈哈

[@TheDeadRabbits1]

I expected it to be bad. I couldn’t have imagined it being this bad.

[@djsweglord9909]

It slaps wym

[@chickenbroth35]

it is the BEST hold music, what are u talking about

[@revenant6371]

Siren yeah OBViOUSLY it’s not the crappy flute of the song played through the bad phone reception at all

[@riversperception]

this is good :(

[@JesusChristWithPipeBomb]

Fucking good

[@waluigicultmember2539]

Manager: GUYS OUR HOLD MUSIC GOT CORRUPTED WE HAVE NOTHING Employees with instruments and 2 minutes of practice:

[@OfficialLoudSoundz]

Waluigi Cult Member 😂😂😂

[@lazyken6468]

Can I join? I play the triangle

[@mightymouse5029]

@@lazyken6468 ding! ding! ding!

[@dididu1021]

Waluigi Cult Member 😂😂

[@vivlodia]

lmao that actually sounds reasonable

[@vinnievanwinkle]

Britney Spears Toxic as played by 4 chimpanzees with emphysema and melodicas.

[@StahpShop]

😂😂😂😂

[@joseislanio8910]

vinnievanwinkle nah it's just a live version without sound editing

[@idonotknowwhyyoutubeletsyo5893]

It's the version from the channel ShittyFlute

[@H0n3yMonstah]

Can't stop chuckling over this comment.

[@Null42x86]

LOLOLOLOLOL Your comment makes me laugh do hard XD

[@davidserlin8097]

Omg it’s “Toxic” but as orchestrated for an Bollywood film from the 1970s.

[@WorldsOkayestBassPlayer]

No, it's "Toxic" played on an Edison Home Phonograph from the early 1900s.

[@Abadonedaccount123]

When KZbinrs are trying to avoid a copyright strike:

[@deeznuts771]

😂😂😂

[@quantumaraa169]

And they still get it

[@dee-allenangell1220]

right here kzbin.info/www/bejne/p4Wocmedn7-Li5o

[@timet0rekt]

also this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYmzgWWOeb6joLM

[@tylerbhsax]

Don’t click on the one above me its obviously a Rick roll

[@laapapapa6388]

This is actually a genius way to cut down customer service costs as no one wants to wait on the line

[@jt0n]

Jokes on them, i called them 6 times just to hear "Toxic but shittyfluted" again

[@spoooook]

I'd happily stay on hold

[@uberleet01]

@@meow_bastard L

[@TheNimaid]

It's also great at hiding a secret confrence call because most people don't wait for 1-5 mins to get through the queue.

[@lucasbrintrup7157]

Nitty Gritty HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[@cutesim99]

“Toxic” Cover by Your 6 Year Olds School Recorder

[@iiifreddydiii2578]

Jesus that’s the song? I thought it was just a clip of tom and jerry with Tom screaming in pain

[@aegisfate117]

@@iiifreddydiii2578 a taste of a Poison paradise, I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?

[@meow_bastard]

STFU U POS

[@r3doctave657]

@@meow_bastard Shut the fuck up, you piece of shit* Fixed it for you. Go somewhere else if you are going to half-ass insults. :)

[@haileyprophet1227]

And kazoo

[@kg_canuck]

Imagine your mother dies and you call the funeral home to make arrangements and this is what you're met with.

[@roseCatcher_]

You need to turn off your internet for a few hours bro. Go outside your house and touch grass.

[@MsScarletwings]

@@roseCatcher_you’re talking to yourself. All that person did was create some quick laughs

[@WouldntULikeToKnow.]

I'd have to laugh. At least it would take my mind off the situation lol

[@Arc_5]

@@roseCatcher_ least believable bait

[@masterofadapting]

“Yo pass the aux” “You better not play trash” Me:

[@theluckyone3212]

Extreme Depression for real tho

[@sleepy1066]

You listened to them tho. This was fire

[@alexgrote161]

Yoooo one thousandth like

[@vinzlovescats]

Who tf still uses aux

[@masterofadapting]

Vincent that’s by far the most stupid question I have ever seen

[@Aviel777Gergel]

Using a “shitty flute” as a hold music is absolutely brilliant

[@EvoVFX]

Recorder*

[@EvoVFX]

@@bucketboi8075 oh my bad lol I'm usually quite well versed in the meme game knew the meme not the name

[@دودةكبيرةآه]

Авиэль Гергель shitty now

[@krakenjm6877]

Auction Evo its a Recorder Flute by it’s real name.

[@critideal1395]

Spotted the communist..

[@creepysplatter9260]

This is what it would sound like if a printer tried to play music.

[@Annibals]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@tastymonkey]

That reminds me of that video of someone making floppy drives do music. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oqnCp4qhq5pjq80

[@TanisHalfE1ven]

Actually, they have that and it's beautiful. Check out dot matrix printer music kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2msZ6SqlL9jeck

[@deadaccount-w5e]

A printer played E1M1 and it's sick

[@EggBlunt]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pnibg3SYjNhkr9E pretty fire if you ask me

[@deadboy9955]

That's one way to reduce the demand for customer support..

[@MrChicken_]

The year 4 kids at school: You should come to our school concert it’s gonna be great! The school concert:

[@Ups3tCat]

Playing the recorders even tho they never practice, they just try to annoy people in class by blowing in it really hard

[@zect556]

I HaTe TheM!

[@wilberforce6991]

This is why school recorder class where the worst

[@dontworryboutit1113]

Funniest comment i’ve seen in years. Bravo

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

year 4? Are you Bri ish or somethin?

[@venturoes1912]

It sounds like the whole call center is getting violently slaughtered.

[@Luigipopdrop]

Blue Jay lol

[@andythememelord1201]

0:55

[@eroith5133]

Sounds like a clown orgy

[@andythememelord1201]

Eroith oddly specific...

[@eroith5133]

@@andythememelord1201 can you say that its wrong tho?

[@ELopez]

This is the audio equivalent of looking directly at the sun

[@AriesZero]

I agree with this statement

[@DomOfSin666]

This is the audio equivalent of looking directly at the sun

[@DamnClone]

Your in the same boat as wtf KZbin recommendation.

[@DeathStarDallas]

As a sungazer I have to disagree with this statement. Gazer Gazer

[@ananthakrishnan8484]

Underratted lol

[@allisonm.2660]

I once heard an actual indie-style song about being on hold, complete with acoustic guitar and all-too-self-aware lyrics; that was much more annoying than this, because no one wants to be reminded that they're on hold while they're on hold.

[@TheF0xskibidbopmmdada]

“Please Hold” *Has 18 seizures, 5 strokes and 100 heart attacks*

[@Viz-AU]

Plus 30 brain aneurysms

[@smine404]

The F0x LOL

[@Modupe5566]

Pretty much haha

[@michaelbiber]

I’m DEAD hahahaha

[@madula5810]

Me after seeing catalyst pip

[@JamesLawner]

The Most Pathetic Elevator Chime: “Finally, a worthy successor”

[@Electrifvy]

I came here right after watching that video lol

[@adityarajkhowalama]

@@Electrifvy Not immediately, but same lol. _"Our battle will be legendary"_

[@Ryan-op2ng]

Our elevator plays bethowen

[@aleksmonoxide2910]

666th like because of this demonic content!!

[@__grimmkind__]

1000th like

[@dj__alien]

“Please hold...” *Demons try to play Mozart’s second symphony*

[@qqqfuzion2582]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/goC9pquti9Bqirc

[@phtaliglutamirid]

this is britney spears ! lol

[@vi4440]

@@phtaliglutamirid no it's Mozart

[@Isabel-ir7hb]

koobdie its britney. Its “toxic” im pretty sure

[@-Vega]

@@Isabel-ir7hb Yeah but the shittyflute version.

[@warmpondwater1610]

Why did it take 4 years for this to be on my feed?

[@mikk1066]

*Me at 11pm making a beat:* Yo this shit is fire!!! *Me listening to the beat the next morning:*

[@johnnypiquel2295]

Stolen lol

[@thecubersahil6827]

that hurt

[@kidsok98]

Producer facts

[@MisterTrayser]

@@johnnypiquel2295 😅😅😅😅

[@geebmcbeeb3710]

KZbin comments are so shit what brain dead idiots liked this?

[@puppypasta4965]

"Your call is important to us." "Your ears however, are not."

[@cyan789]

"Neither is your sanity."

[@sage18000]

Hello? Just a moment, I'm fucking bleeding from my ear.

[@nedyah4377]

puppypasta wrong your in the first sentence it’s « your » not you’re which is a contraction of you and are

[@Theihai]

lmao

[@Maibulsak]

ur*

[@IaIaIanopipipi]

"Toxic" by Britney Spears, but it's the literal version.

[@Pixiesfairiedust]

sk12burned lmaooooooo I’m dead

[@BrinyGale]

..that’s amazing. 😂

[@rodex122]

lmao

[@Diana-jr5qb]

Wow 🤯🤯🤯

[@unhealthydoppio9917]

Literally 😂

[@martuuk8964]

The video uploader made this using Asterisk software (the female voice is the default Digium/Asterisk voice). Very easy to do. He didn’t actually have to call anyone. Main evidence is that he dialed an internal extension (444) of his own PBX system (with the extension pointing to a pre-configured call queue) rather than an outside number.

[@GoianoAmazonia]

This guy phones

[@notinspectorgadget]

Stage magicians must hate you.

[@batacumba]

Ooh, you sleuth! Thanks for telling us the truth. Lol. I was already kinda suspicious because this music is obviously from KZbin/ tiktok memes, people use it all the time, I’m surprised more people aren’t recognizing it.

[@Dr170]

The calls are coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE~

[@toxicpoizon]

@@batacumba They are a sloth actually

[@Rc2Go]

When no available representatives are on the line: Try to play this music so the caller leaves

[@Branbran1993]

Jesse Fremont Managers to the employees: grab your instruments..A 1, A 2, A 1234!:

[@Rc2Go]

Look at my most recent vid!

[@meow_bastard]

Stfu U POS

[@Rc2Go]

meow bastard what is v that supposed to mean

[@xman9354]

@@Rc2Go it means super terrific fun ultimate you person of significance

[@RexPhalange]

Sounds like Britney's Toxic performed by an elementary school band that doesn't rehearse.

[@Bigamir545]

Cause it is

[@mooseyexists]

because it literally is a shittyflute version of toxic search it up

[@RyanEmeryLovesCars]

That's actually what I first thought xD

[@axtra9561]

@@mooseyexists yoo lmfao the people who put that there are trolling lol

[@Creepex]

666 likes :o

[@FloppydriveMaestro]

If I had a business this would be the hold music.

[@hobohobohobohobo5369]

You would lose customers

[@idkimlikereallybored9533]

with the message: "your whining costs us money, we are going to torture you with this hold until you hang up"

[@bcnicholas123]

I’d be your customer

[@AC-ox4mm]

I’d also be your customer

[@AndrewD624]

Nothing like some pissed off customers to make your day better!

[@aliendaydreamer7931]

This is what it sounds like when a tea kettle plays a recorder, backed up by a swarm of bees

[@Jerrycourtney]

It’s like a *cursed image,* but with _sound._

[@Z0r3_00]

Yes

[@shaggyrogers1937]

I’m not going to like because 420, if you ruined it tho, take that shit back.... DEADASS

[@abandonedacc420]

@@shaggyrogers1937 look again

[@oreodealer6yearsago718]

Hi. Did you know a new game called fortnite battle Royale is coming soon? New teaser, can’t wait to play !

[@ave3960]

Underrated comment omfg

[@childs4sale336]

*Just imagine he is calling a suicide hotline*

[@cylltndn7935]

I cut my veins with chain saw listening to it

[@oneoneoneoneoneoneoneone]

“Suicide ends worldwide”

[@2008dsi_inblue]

Niles Black OH MY FUCKING GOD LOL

[@hanjisung5329]

this music screams *"do it dumbass, you won't."* in flute language

[@royalrebel8380]

nl4nny420 oof

[@CornHogger]

15 minutes later: "Sorry, but no agents are available to assist with your call. Please try back later. Thank you." *bleep* *click*

[@AlexKagarov]

“Thank You For Your Patience” *BRITNEY SPEARS TOXIC SPOOF INTENSIFIES*

[@ukariah]

Alex Kagarov knowing that this exists is enough a reason to stay alive for me

[@medeaalldred3914]

It sounds like a woman being murdered with a trumpet.

[@austinmiller2170]

I can totally hear that. DOOT DOOTDOOT doot! AAUUUUUAAAAGHH!

[@obamagaming8885]

How would you know that

[@medeaalldred3914]

@@obamagaming8885 it sounds like a trumpet and a woman screeching..?

[@kittendumbie7919]

It really was music to be murdered by

[@majidie5301]

@@kittendumbie7919 plot thickens, wasn't even a hold music

[@oopsmybad7659]

If sexual harassment of ears wasn't a thing yet, it is now.

[@gobgrimbleton]

No... I like this music.

[@nolongerusing7430]

I do believe its called... earrape.

[@nate_storm]

...earrape?

[@axzcel7135]

NateStorm12 u don’t know what earrape is?

[@nate_storm]

friendless blah. oh, my comment was in response to @oops mybad. didn’t realize the person right before had made a similar comment

[@WorldsOkayestBassPlayer]

I didn't know "Toxic" was written back when Thomas Edison invented the phonograph.

[@superequinox4185]

Whoever did this knows *exactly* what they're doing

[@kingsleyking7934]

Yo Dead ass 😂 lmao

[@GK-lk2hm]

They did it on purpose so whoever is calling will hang-up and they don't have to take the call.

[@billmcginley]

I know someone that worked for a state agency. He created the funniest voicemail greeting by saying it very slowly in English- it took 2 minutes to listen to it. Afterwards he repeated the same greeting in second year high school Spanish. The caller had to listen to this for over 5 minutes and usually would just hang up.

[@jfgme]

itsabeautifulworld pretty good idea tbh lol

[@theswissmiss69]

superequinox no shit.

[@Hemlol]

sounds like someone is playing the trumpet and having a divorce at the same time

[@keano1416]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@UnstoppableRobot]

Toot Toot

[@TC-dt3yo]

I forgot that it turned text surrounded by * into this weird font. I waisted 2 Minutes of my life for this. Wow.

[@jakinthejay6390]

*sad doot*

[@Luigipopdrop]

UNDERRATED

[@oopsmybad7659]

"Sir ,thank you for your patience" "Sir...." "SIR?!"

[@martinez8034]

Is like pennywyse song in IT

[@shavedpotatoes9211]

Lol you made two comments

[@martinez8034]

@@shavedpotatoes9211 you did the same jaja

[@shavedpotatoes9211]

Marcador yes

[@Bigtmac2200]

SuperMega has entered the chat.

[@AZREDFERN]

The only thing that would make this worse is if there was a 2-3 second pause with light static before the phone says “you’re first in line” so you think someone is actually picking up every time. I think Verizon does this on their hold line.

[@wavefront9221]

I don’t know which is funnier: The idea that somebody accidentally set shittyflute Toxic as on-hold music or that some disgruntled employee intentionally changed it

[@AFXGaming]

If I was working there I would definetly set it lol

[@MeditationwithHolly]

Hahahaha

[@vasil-yt]

The accident is funnier. That's why I liked a comment you made.

[@joeboi85]

Interns bro

[@moonchild3558]

😂 it puts you in a call with a bunch of other people who also called the number

[@proximacentauri9764]

The fact that this is supposed to be “toxic” by Britney Spears makes it even more painful to listen to

[@tvommy]

I- just choked-

[@charity2641]

I’m scared

[@bolson42]

“Baby can’t you see”

[@takarlor12]

WHAT

[@firstbornoftalos5747]

they had to edit it to uh..... save cash on royalties

[@viriato.t8]

They're actually trying to make you hung up the phone... it's a perfect strategy

[@viriato.t8]

@soul HAAH! BACK TO 69!!

[@viriato.t8]

@soul I shall only speak in the presence of my lawyer.

[@summernights1555]

@@viriato.t8 I'm your lawyer now. Nice to meet you Sir/Ma'am/Gender Fluid Folk🤝

[@Poke2019]

They 100% are. This is so done on purpose

[@emmaflores7463]

Ha! Jokes on them I have ADHD I'd probably fall down laughing and start dancing on the floor

[@jimmyvongrenstratchenhouse7966]

That music was as organized as that persons desk

[@somedude6833]

"Thank you for your patience :)" *Portal to hell opens*

[@randomnitwit4648]

Your profile is a portal to hell no offence it's creepy

[@bredboye3548]

IM CRYING DUDE

[@Espuma9848]

He's calling the UAC.

[@TP-ko7ue]

This is at 444 likes

[@bredboye3548]

@@TP-ko7ue ARE YOU SURE?

[@4qx20z]

"Mom, can we go see Toxic live?" "No, we have Toxic at home." Toxic at home:

[@turty7323]

Eduardo not funny did not laugh stolen comment

[@4qx20z]

h

[@gottagofast9464]

I qctually prefer this toxic

[@luka_-ol1bj]

somebody called me?

[@lovepuppy4627]

@@luka_-ol1bj too high can't come down

[@BlueHood345]

I didn’t know Squidward had his own hold music

[@zenvisx]

Bruhhhh 😂

[@kyrito11]

Bruh wdym squidward is Fire 🔥

[@InfinityBS]

Eth4n D0rit0z fax

[@lactose360]

Mediocre clarinet player

[@kyrito11]

Cody Smith wdym

[@youstolemydog]

I work in Customer Service. This makes me cry with laughter...absolute howling tears. Amazing

[@kirby2798]

Just imagine that was elevator music and there's 5 other people with you

[@tavadaardendrian319]

By the end, only one person would still be alive.

[@nathanzeringue4800]

S I B L I N G

[@kirby2798]

NateMeringue reunited at last xp

[@thetacoguyy]

At least I can fart in peace

[@justamexicanlamb]

@@re1ive456 And his name is John and is Wicked

[@UKG_BPM_138]

Fun Fact: The music is so terrible that there’s never more than one person in the queue, at any one time.

[@CentralAerospace]

Hmmm, makes sense

[@darthanddedeu2580]

It's like they gave a bunch of 10 year olds with minimal music training a mr.bungle cd and said cover this.

[@matthias7968]

I Just realised it was toxic by Britney spears Sorry í was tired

[@critideal1395]

@@matthias7968 wow... Honestly, good for you! *sarcasm*

[@younguzi5754]

Ben Smith kzbin.info/www/bejne/m5-vY3qnos90epY

[@hyf6845]

The School Band during warm ups.

[@fluffyjar5234]

So accurate

[@aceplace3357]

And also during the performance

[@FuriousMaximum]

Hell yeah

[@xltsalad8100]

And they all think they sound so good with their oboes and tubas

[@rawbeefking866]

xltsalad I can relate. 👏🏻 Practice. 👏🏻 At. 👏🏻 Home.

[@_ArsNova]

Sounds like a clarinet player inside a clown car having a seizure.

[@maddoxzenner1399]

I like to think there’s a guy who plays this live every time someone’s on hold.

[@danicar9654]

One of those one man bands lol

[@NoContextRDH]

Oh man this made me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 - some failed music school / drama school entertainer

[@markomclane475]

Yo

[@thephantommonica3608]

IT Worker: Hey, Jerry, I gotta put this guy on hold, can you- Jerry: (Already holding his recorder at the ready) Absolutely.

[@watchdealer11]

This comment is op

[@helenasawvel]

The first day of music class when the 4th graders get their recorders:

[@kalifiedmk6]

mood 😂😂😂

[@caeyoin]

Very true.

[@amalau2472]

Stooooop 😂

[@the_second_pac2809]

Unrealistic, it would be way less in time, But 4th graders have an excuse for when its out of time whilst they’re performing to the class, Its called just a little bit of “swing”

[@cpt.waddledoo4645]

There are only two ways someone can accomplish this: 1. Really hate your job 2. Really love your job

[@mesq999]

damn first reply i’m pretty cool.

[@bolson42]

It’s definitely number 2

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

@Chirp I mean who wouldn't disagree with this

[@内田ガネーシュ]

It’s my last day boys let’s make it special.

[@jaivalnagindas8652]

Nothing could prepare me for the sound of this hold music. Its just too funny!

[@derefter9302]

Karen: “my child is a musical prodigy!” Her kid when actually playing music

[@jacobperkins1074]

Amazing

[@prodbyshdw]

Underrated

[@Ghost-jw5cz]

Damn it you made me spit out my soda from laughter

[@randomango2789]

I relate to this

[@milomilovsky6173]

this is my favorite comment

[@powerextinct1828]

Alternative title: Toxic, but it’s actually toxic.

[@lacy01]

😭😭💀

[@besofryoutube]

😭😂💀

[@applesauce7140]

😭😭💀

[@roderrickgaming9949]

Better title: Toxic but its actually radioactive

[@andybradley8347]

😂😂💀

[@delq]

The real purpose of the hold music is to make sure that no one holds.

[@noguac6779]

TheConsciousCat first reply

[@delq]

@@noguac6779 i never imagined that this would blow up like this

[@foxrumor]

Either this or a prank by a fired or quitting employee.

[@noone-cb3jm]

@@foxrumor whatever that is, they're brilliant !! 😁

[@RedLineShortFilms]

@@delq bruh u only got 3k likes, you re not the new kim kardashian, calm down

[@Cheeseberry69]

Sounds like someone left the roller doors up on a trumpet factory

[@kek207]

It's actually genius: make the waiting experience as awful as possible so you don't have to deal with your customers

[@falconcaptain2785]

Then your business fails and you become die

[@Mxrijus]

Toxic is the best hold music, fight me

[@ven4zra]

stolen

[@benjiman7]

That is humorous.

[@jordan59961]

Dp Peters ?

[@lampoon5827]

“this music is awful” *guy playing for the person on hold cries*

[@Fume1337]

Lol na

[@alexgonzalez5938]

extra fabulous comics, right?

[@lampoon5827]

@@alexgonzalez5938 i know, they're the best

[@tbh_6692]

Amy Vause bro it’s toxic by Britney Spears

[@NowWithMoreMolecules]

Joey joe joe!

[@knep3621]

"im a 16 year old rapper whos trying to make it big" their rap:

[@Wpar]

Atlanta type beat

[@AravindVennu]

😂😂 P.S. Your comment has 69 Likes and I don't wanna ruin it.

[@Madara.Uchiha.The.true.Savior]

I almost choke on my food thanks alot

[@ranias-7883]

My sista boyfriend is the best rapper and he is gonna release his song but its arabic

[@OppaiGod]

Bunch of clowns 😂

[@thecolorred8368]

"tHaNk YoU fOr CaLlInG."

[@scorpionwins6378]

It's blatantly obvious that these people really hate their customers.

[@sebherolight8058]

And they are just tired of taking calls

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

It's better than your corny ringtone. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bIi0oqaqptRnidk

[@kymattok]

Cant have customer compaints if they all hang up

[@scorpionwins6378]

@@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259 Hahahaha!

[@2guystry485]

Squidward: “Too bad that didn’t kill me..”

[@dogfacezombie]

@Mr. California Maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if it wasn't for someone's big meaty claws

[@dogfacezombie]

@Mr. California what did you say punk... Fish: BIG. MEATY. CLAWS!!!

[@dogfacezombie]

@Mr. California oh these claws ain't just for attracting mates

[@dogfacezombie]

@Mr. California bring it on old man, bring it on!

[@dogfacezombie]

@Mr. California Spongebob: No, let's be smart and bring it off.

[@Deeveeaar]

Not even scammers have this annoying hold music! Wow!

[@husseinmoussa2947]

Why should scammers have annoying music?

[@alex-fc6vb]

Lol true

[@lennywhere]

@@husseinmoussa2947 Cause scammers are already tryin to make it obvious with their indian accent.

[@husseinmoussa2947]

@@lennywhere Hahahaha nice one!

[@Thesubieman]

@@husseinmoussa2947 because scammers are botchers.

[@WickerBasket9]

This appeared on my feed, now I know why.

[@benjaminevans1171]

This is the audio equivalent of hitting your ankle with a scooter

[@hbombfreak]

This audio is the equivalent of Google Search Page 15

[@madreviolo]

i haven’t ridden a normal scooter in years, but yes, i remember that. and it’s just so annoying even thinking about it.

[@jo_nm9484]

Omg why is this true

[@NoU-pf8fc]

Lmao yes dude

[@Kazukamichan]

When you want to use toxic by britney spears but don't own the rights.

[@arsenic.01]

I genuinely think thats what happend

[@Thawhid]

😂 Fr

[@db5094]

yes

[@weetos9338]

there not allowed to play the song due to copyright so they have to make there own remake

[@Dogselfie]

@@weetos9338 no wayyy😱 it's like u just repeated the joke Sherlock 🤣

[@kingj6677]

Soundcloud rappers be like: "aye man can you give my mixtape a listen?" *Their mixtape:*

[@Xengelll]

SO TRUE!

[@ApatheticBlogger]

"It's fire bro"

[@sinnlosen]

Exmilitary

[@chickenmangaming1]

Bruh check out my sound cloud mehn. Bro bro listen to my mixtape! Listen to my mix tape bro

[@mritten]

Lmao

[@isaaciced]

The phone number that use to play this doesn’t do it anymore 😢. Guess they didn’t want to pay for it.

[@mhypersonic]

When you're the IT department and you quit your job and nobody knows how to fix the phone system

[@mylittlefurry8076]

GuestAsUsual 😬💀

[@NickG123]

999th like, almost there!

[@adi_tya]

r/oddlyspecific

[@OctopusVlogs]

yep i can picture that being the case

[@AZFARMUSIC]

XD

[@swampdonkey1567]

They didn’t want to pay the royalties so just got there recorder out.

[@theclockworkcadaver7025]

Their.

[@dontcheckmyprofilepicture1126]

The Clockwork Cadaver ok grammar nazi.

[@PlayMoGame]

Correcting one word does not equal grammar nazi. The difference between there, their and they're is elementary school english. It's surprising to see how often people fuck it up

[@theclockworkcadaver7025]

Just Some Monkey With Internet Access Yeah but I'm right though, keep crying about it.

[@kevinliu5060]

Trying to scare away all the callers so the customer service doesn't have to answer any phone calls

[@venturisventis]

yeah, that's the idea with most hold music

[@TheManinBlack9054]

Yeah, this is big brain time

[@MiXzMoDz]

500IQ

[@NoWantForName]

the person who put the non music part on sponsor block is a savage lol

[@tahamohammad1741]

Pov: You’re calling the suicide hotline and this is their hold music

[@everythingissalad2969]

Lmfao I'll go jump now

[@lazii5289]

And this will be the cure lmfao

[@aliceband5329]

Kiko Brilliant comment :-D :-D :-D

[@fancysenpai7406]

I spit out my drink

[@cloutelfin8323]

💀

[@PossiblyDuck]

"What kind of music do you want?" "Toxic." "You got it, Boss."

[@dysmissme7343]

😂🤣🤣

[@dancingmonkey08]

its fuckin toxic alright :)

[@ANTI-PIRACY_HOST]

xD

[@ahmadfauzanperdana5703]

I did the job, boss. now stop giving me low wage boss

[@vincent67239]

It was only at the very end of the video when I finally recognized it. … Several years after watching this for the first time

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

High school friend: Yeah bro, my mixtape is fire, wanna hear? The entire mixtape:

[@doodgoi9102]

Fire as in a dumpster fire

[@risak4969]

💀

[@kyryzard]

hold music is now a genre, nice.

[@xdYama]

Stop being everywhere

[@QWERTY-ov9tm]

Just to comment on your profile name: thank God you don't have one of those stupid looking feather dusters on your upper lip. Keep it classy.

[@discountweebho]

I had no idea it was Toxic until I looked at the description 😂

[@EpoxyMuffin]

They don't actually want you to stay on the line. This is actually kinda genius.

[@jordanreger]

Don't stay on the line... It's horrible

[@Goblin-Lord]

@@jordanreger agreed

[@toptrendingmemes3994]

Those are the screams of the forgotten callers whom been trapped inside the never ending wormhole of hold music

[@oldaccount1664]

Or it could be shitty flute

[@kev2525]

Nobody: *Me moving the straw up and down in my McDonalds cup:*

[@freelogen8685]

Lmf 252 underrated comment lol

[@mergieismoronic]

+Lmf 252 That’s a good joke ngl

[@alyssab9752]

OMG fr an underrated comment

[@mxrcvrii]

LMFAO this needs to be top comment

[@cutehursty5641]

and thats a *FACT*

[@loganwimsatt8780]

I truly believe this to be psychological warefare, this is absolutely done on purpose.

[@twistedfoot6808]

This is the audio equivalent of hitting your elbow

[@hmwii]

Yes

[@fonzemusic3718]

I don’t know why this made me laugh so fucking much but it did

[@DarealDougz]

Why did I laugh

[@confuseddiluc4972]

And stubbing your toe

[@rjcortez971]

And the recoil you do when you touch something wet and squishy in the sink