Worst PhD defense ever.

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battou

battou

6 жыл бұрын

Don't fret, your defense will not go this badly.
(The source of the video is U.S. District nominee Matthew S. Petersen's confirmation hearing before the Senate Judiciary Committee, on December 13, 2017. Petersen withdrew his nomination on December 16, 2017.)

Пікірлер: 91
@user-rq3wz7bp8z
@user-rq3wz7bp8z 3 жыл бұрын
Worst nightmare PhD students usually have at night.
@SaznizamSazmee
@SaznizamSazmee 3 жыл бұрын
In all honesty, responses from this Petersen guy are brilliant answers if you really don't know how to answer something
@minzhang8807
@minzhang8807 3 жыл бұрын
This defense is absolutely a disaster. He was even not sure about the data....what a joke.
@Patrixxist
@Patrixxist 5 жыл бұрын
It's a parody, for those that didn't realize they changed the words from the actual dialog to the text.
@LJMownage
@LJMownage 5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit I didn't realise. Thanks for clarifying.
@01leahjoan
@01leahjoan 5 жыл бұрын
@@LJMownage Me neither because I'm at the library and the volume is off so it was quite humorous watching it on silent
@PocketRocket_
@PocketRocket_ 5 күн бұрын
Thanks for that I didn’t notice as I was too busy syphoning the liquid remains of my brain back into my skull as I was watching this video.
@aphrojitex8972
@aphrojitex8972 9 ай бұрын
I’m literally an undergraduate researcher and this still terrifies me. I cannot imagine being in his position, I’d crumble for sure so his responses are much more tamer than most. However, at the same time, why on earth was he this unprepared?😭
@donlansdonlans3363
@donlansdonlans3363 4 жыл бұрын
This only works if the audio is in another language :c
@chemicallystimulated476
@chemicallystimulated476 3 жыл бұрын
Or is it
@akrilla5929
@akrilla5929 2 жыл бұрын
@@chemicallystimulated476 *vsauce music plays*
@nightfury4756
@nightfury4756 3 жыл бұрын
How are the people in the background keeping a straight face? 😂😂
@sabiondo1629
@sabiondo1629 3 жыл бұрын
Not sure what I just watched, but it was highly uncomfortable.
@danyima927
@danyima927 4 жыл бұрын
What a lesson. Failed to cite original resource generates confusion to the audience and downplayed your own novelty.
@TheSak7171
@TheSak7171 2 жыл бұрын
I have my interview for PhD admissions soon and this gave me anxiety.
@anonymousindividual0
@anonymousindividual0 Жыл бұрын
Hope you got in.
@fbisurveillancevan4450
@fbisurveillancevan4450 Жыл бұрын
How'd it go?
@TheSak7171
@TheSak7171 Жыл бұрын
@@fbisurveillancevan4450 I got it🙂
@ttwentyone2143
@ttwentyone2143 11 ай бұрын
@@TheSak7171 Well thats great job! Mine was today and I made huge argument with the judge and I even threw the things at her before I go. It felt good because she was an asshole. But now no I feel terrible😂
@junaidiqbal731
@junaidiqbal731 Ай бұрын
@@TheSak7171good job!!all the best well done 👏🏽
@dhlong1697
@dhlong1697 Жыл бұрын
Great analogy!
@sycamoresurmise6865
@sycamoresurmise6865 3 жыл бұрын
I'm getting palpitations listening to this! :O
@seranita
@seranita Жыл бұрын
I have my defense in two days and this just gave me major anxiety, so... good job on summarizing my worst fears in a video, I guess. 😅
@TheOmnipotence
@TheOmnipotence Жыл бұрын
Howd your defense went?
@Barryislarge
@Barryislarge Жыл бұрын
Howd it go??
@freedomfaction100
@freedomfaction100 9 ай бұрын
Yes, how did it go?
@seranita
@seranita 9 ай бұрын
@@freedomfaction100 all good :)
@freedomfaction100
@freedomfaction100 9 ай бұрын
@@seranita Awesome. Welcome to the club.
@BlackFlagHeathen
@BlackFlagHeathen 2 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing he didn’t get his doctorate lol.
@MOLW333
@MOLW333 4 жыл бұрын
Lol...awesome...such a fabulous comparison!! Genius...
@ChristAliveForevermore
@ChristAliveForevermore 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, it's me in my last year of my physics bachelor's! I couldn't understand my mandatory research project at all. I didn't even do a talk on it. Just took my B and left.
@Easy_Going__
@Easy_Going__ 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@fruckstuck
@fruckstuck 3 жыл бұрын
funny thing is if you do that you will still pass
@marciapinheiro6283
@marciapinheiro6283 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, how clever! I would like to exchange ideas with you... really interesting.
@alkalineph9446
@alkalineph9446 3 жыл бұрын
I can learn form this...my time is coming....
@danielb.74
@danielb.74 2 ай бұрын
So am I.
@user-qw4jt4yl9c
@user-qw4jt4yl9c 5 ай бұрын
This is pure GOLDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
@papia5105
@papia5105 3 жыл бұрын
this reminds me of my viva sessions
@cyyrious
@cyyrious 5 жыл бұрын
this was me at my committee defense :0( but hey it got better
@samhaokip9126
@samhaokip9126 5 жыл бұрын
Is this really a PhD thesis defense? Looks more like a courtroom
@pangpengmaster
@pangpengmaster 5 жыл бұрын
r/whooooosh
@joeblow9657
@joeblow9657 5 жыл бұрын
that's because it is
@sillidill5227
@sillidill5227 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, you're dumb
@KershalJC
@KershalJC 4 жыл бұрын
ur so ucking dumb lmao.
@smji5269
@smji5269 3 жыл бұрын
@@pangpengmaster No...
@historyprofessor1985
@historyprofessor1985 2 жыл бұрын
I loved this parody, thank you!
@nyuykonge
@nyuykonge 11 ай бұрын
My PhD defense is tomorrow and this is hilarious and scary 😨🤣😂
@ttwentyone2143
@ttwentyone2143 11 ай бұрын
What happened
@ttwentyone2143
@ttwentyone2143 11 ай бұрын
Mine was today and I made huge argument with judge. Threw the things at her before I go because she was an asshole.
@nyuykonge
@nyuykonge 11 ай бұрын
@TTwentyOne went super ok. Had a argument with a member and we respectfully agree to disagree. After the defense he came to me and mentioned in his years as a professor no candidate had disagree with him but he did mentioned he enjoyed it.
@Mangputt
@Mangputt 4 ай бұрын
​@@nyuykongeand what u do know?
@dRBAR
@dRBAR 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he got the job...
@lepetitchat123
@lepetitchat123 5 жыл бұрын
which uni?
@Frank-il3kt
@Frank-il3kt Жыл бұрын
Well he definitely got the being a politician virtue down. Answer no questions, act confused and lie. Shit make him a senator
@myaava6608
@myaava6608 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man, this is just going to be hella cringe if it happen in real life
@JohnDoe-vs7qf
@JohnDoe-vs7qf 6 жыл бұрын
I am a big fan of this
@antibattou
@antibattou 6 жыл бұрын
I'm glad, it took me way too much time to put this silly thing together heh ;P
@hailaygebretsadik782
@hailaygebretsadik782 3 жыл бұрын
OMG, really worest defense.
@omararwag4359
@omararwag4359 2 жыл бұрын
was this a part from a comedy film???
@munirahmed4004
@munirahmed4004 2 ай бұрын
It's well edited and compiled. Should remove PhD from title of the video.
@Gabriel-gx6kk
@Gabriel-gx6kk 3 жыл бұрын
He failed the interview
@norzilaismail5197
@norzilaismail5197 Жыл бұрын
He had not done the PhD and need to defense a PhD project
@johnnysins8921
@johnnysins8921 2 жыл бұрын
The black guy behind is laughing 😂
@tungnguyen-og9bc
@tungnguyen-og9bc 4 ай бұрын
It is a political testimony at the US Senate not PhD defense. Haiza
@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972
@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972 4 жыл бұрын
I don't mean to alarm u, but some of the subtitles are off a bit
@vikingbaguettebratwurst8619
@vikingbaguettebratwurst8619 4 жыл бұрын
Would you think
@RJ-fi9zo
@RJ-fi9zo 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@eltacmansur
@eltacmansur 2 жыл бұрын
bruh really?
@tyonamin
@tyonamin Жыл бұрын
Clueless
@macho8240
@macho8240 28 күн бұрын
​@@tyonaminLike you who didn't get the joke
@TheChamberRoomExperience
@TheChamberRoomExperience Ай бұрын
Word salad 😆
@kuba37571
@kuba37571 2 жыл бұрын
This meme does not work when what's spoken is the same language as the made-up part.
@abdolrasoulhabibipour8833
@abdolrasoulhabibipour8833 5 жыл бұрын
It's not PhD defense. Its trump judicial nominee that can't answer one basic question about the law.....
@Ari-jm6xx
@Ari-jm6xx 3 жыл бұрын
You didn't understand the video.
@danielb.74
@danielb.74 2 ай бұрын
I think he's just being hilarious.
@EilafBadr--
@EilafBadr-- 2 жыл бұрын
OMG
@raed1328
@raed1328 2 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is that subtitle?!
@shahzaibahmed.
@shahzaibahmed. 5 жыл бұрын
What happened to this guy?
@jarhead9853
@jarhead9853 5 жыл бұрын
Withdrew his own nomination, if I remeber correctly.
@abhishekbanerjee7213
@abhishekbanerjee7213 3 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 wtf!!!!
@a.w2776
@a.w2776 Жыл бұрын
these subtitles are a joke
@kikilo9199
@kikilo9199 4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@dwlxmx9291
@dwlxmx9291 23 күн бұрын
made me shit my pants , was listening with audio off
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