Worst Pickup Lines Ever

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[@whatever]

*Please like, comment, and subscribe! :)*

[@zacharysoe]

"Hey, are you guys Feminists?" Sure... *leaves*

[@ivatio]

Best one.

[@iiio3]

Yep I saw the video too

[@rolandsaks4394]

who wouldnt?

[@loganb1325]

By far the best one lmao. would have done the same thing!

[@psychedelicpain420]

I would do the same

[@whatever]

WARNING: I am a professional dumbass, do not try these unless you are prepared to accept the crippling embarrassment that will ensue.

[@konto1277]

I will try it.

[@amadoudiallo8557]

lol than i wanna be a professional dumbass when i grow up

[@Seadog7981]

I will try these lines and if they don't work I will burn them alive.

[@whatever]

+Super Stannis Baratheon the First of His Name King of Westeros, Protector of the Realm, Supermannis Your grace

[@annoyingannoyance3297]

hi.

[@mertoz6380]

When they say "I have a boyfriend" you should have said: "Just because there is a goalie doesn't mean I can't score"

[@urbanmuscle21]

dude your epic !!!

[@magic131]

damn a lot of people are behind the times...seen this comment a ton of times

[@pedrochic7698]

sorry I don't believe these people exist

[@AeroeGraphix]

You're*

[@jokerstein627]

I said that and she was all like "well he's a pretty good goalie" 😤

[@AreYouKiddingTV]

"Are you guys feminists?" "sure" *walks away" LOL

[@aharonemanuel4010]

🤣🤦🏽🤦🏿🤦🏾

[@wayne9048]

@@aharonemanuel4010 why do you comment on a 4 years old comment?

[@aharonemanuel4010]

@@wayne9048 because I can

[@theinternetpsychologist247]

@@wayne9048 why did you comment on a 4 year old video

[@GabzitoHD]

"TITANIC! sorry, not a good ice breaker, my bad..." LOLLLLLLLLL

[@byDive]

everywhere

[@GabzitoHD]

***** *e v e r y w h e r e*

[@Amayraaa]

"There'll only be 7 planeta after i destroy Uranus" That killed me hahahahaha

[@Jayynoz.]

"planeta" .... 😑

[@rodrigz]

planeta is planet in portuguese.

[@Amayraaa]

Autocorrector man... I'm spanish and corrects planets to planeta cause planets is wrong

[@KilosBlow]

+Rodrigo Lima br tbm?

[@anobody7888]

planeta

[@jazzy4982]

Him - "Are you a feminist?" Her - "Sure" Him - walks away

[@jemmaperiod2872]

Fagot

[@flatmarssociety4614]

Okay mr obvious

[@0JasonSunleaf0]

More like run away. Run

[@godfather5420]

Feminist = misandrist under mask ☕️💩

[@RichFerguson]

STD in STUD... All I need is U... I actually laughed out loud!

[@Watsure]

Rich Ferguson Holy shit it's Rich

[@smithatkinson9962]

prankster : are you a single mother? girl: no, but I'd like to be in the future. and I'm like WTF? being a single mom is now a goal for some girls

[@lehnrik]

I think she just meant she'd like to be a mom.

[@Zico20]

No, she is just dumb

[@ericcummins8298]

she could just be kidding

[@stopthis7158]

eric cummins you look pretty cool eric

[@nvmffs]

Of course it's a goal. She marries some rich dude, kills him or divorces him, gets his money and lives happily ever after

[@miraknroll]

Does it smell like chloroform to you ? xD !!

[@BLOODY__FATALITY]

+muzikbabe12345 XD

[@Sal-et6um]

and she even tried to smell it for a moment :D

[@rachelremix7799]

Haha this was funny. Can't wait for next years video.

[@Makeupaddict026]

Lmao seriously hahahaha

[@txdxe_mariano83]

bruh lol

[@unSOKOLATOULIS]

on point!

[@rachelremix7799]

Totally Not Hybrid im not atacking them, dude. Its a joke.

[@unSOKOLATOULIS]

+Infinity Remix some people can't just take sarcasm..so don't fight it..cheers

[@jalal2008c]

"do you want to be a single mother " girl:" yes: wtf ahahahah

[@thiagowill26]

69

[@grajdowy]

BRO.. WHERE IS ROBERT LEWANDOWSKI 3?

[@whatever]

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[@grajdowy]

Thanks, we waiting for more!!!!

[@lukaszfg1]

Poland!!!!!!!!!

[@ukaszj8654]

:)

[@mondlit]

You guys don't make enough videos

[@bongobang77]

There will always be ideas...Hell, Fail Army literally uploads the same shit every week yet it gets millions of views. People aren't hard to please.

[@MisterUnknown707]

Jack Frampton woah why are you being so aggressive dude calm the hell down man. He was just stating a fact. No need to get call him names over it.

[@alejandroamoros5339]

***** JStu truned to crap too. Also, the guy has to follow the type of videos he has already made. if he makes funny joke-pranks he can't make a video praking in the hood for no reaosn.

[@iliketotrolololololo]

Too true. What happened to the other 2 guys who were on the channel with Brian?

[@CaptHam]

I honestly forgot I subscribed to these guys.

[@hoobodakloos9255]

"TITANIC! Sorry not a good icebreaker" lmao

[@mrd7156]

Try doing this in the UK.. Americans are too polite.

[@edalfhitlor5686]

They will do a lot more than hit you..

[@erockstoenescu6171]

This is only in Santa Barbara where everyone's pretty much laid back and chill there are tons of other places where he would have been slapped and possibly jumped.

[@c9bd415]

I would like a lot more than a hit too tho

[@lamosos]

... said no one ever.

[@mrfeast2209]

I did some dodgy chat up lines to girls in the Trafford Centre and one told me to "fuck off weirdo" 😂😂😂 Americans r way too fucking polite

[@Humanistic_]

SOO MUUCH CRIIIIINNGGGGE..... I love it

[@unhealthycarrot]

Same, hahahaha!

[@tca7421]

XBriaaaaaaaaaaan is back!!!

[@whatever]

Brixan

[@slowbrodragon6951]

Ain't that a Pokémon? :p

[@kevinconnelly6770]

nope, they just hit their yearly quota, see ya next september

[@everbeltran8417]

Yay! whatever returned. Now we have to wait one or two months 'til the next video. :)

[@whatever]

2019

[@everbeltran8417]

Awesome! :D

[@ashishrana1853]

I am creating a reminder for 2019 in my phone.

[@everbeltran8417]

Ashish Rana Good idea

[@TheElusiveGenius]

it look like he dnt give effort anymore in vids my nigga ballin now :D

[@dubit9531]

0:25 the way he says "Hi I'm Brian" at the end made me laugh

[@shady8099]

0:12 "Hey are you guys feminists?" "Sure" *walks away* LOL

[@xnirvanax5470]

"Does the carpet match the curtains" LMFAO

[@FreedomWriter3]

Hardwood floors baby! XD

[@archiepeake3115]

"There will only be 7 planets, after i destroy Uranus" Looooooooooooooool

[@SchneiderStudios]

Every time Brian asks a question he turns into a European tourist.

[@TheDennyslash]

how?

[@neil5202]

Is that coz I'm white?

[@Brenogarcialages]

Robert Lewandowski.

[@whatever]

dzień dobry

[@Brenogarcialages]

Nor Norranun Poor for not knowing a damn those and that will not change anything in my life? I'm sorry I do not know everything.

[@BluTF2]

atk on titan +1

[@yerayrll]

Make more videos

[@mistovski867]

The standards pick up line... one of the best I've heard

[@partyboycs6086]

1:30 I swear you just voiced that over lol wtf

[@Wavybets]

so guys am I the only one who saw the girl scratch her armpit at 1:43 .... lmfao

[@arnoldrimmer960]

you are Probably only one who cares.. i guess?

[@Wavybets]

+Arnold Rimmer obviously not if I have 5 likes ...

[@arnoldrimmer960]

+Ramone the GOAT Okay, but i still don't get why is it important or even interesring :D

[@Sentinelord]

...so what? You don't get itchy under your armpits?

[@Wavybets]

+Arnold Rimmer the pint is its gross lol you must be really bored

[@AgueroIsKing]

The annual video is here!

[@brianpeppers8853]

do old man picks up little girls

[@bordersmatter]

...

[@jbeeski301]

😂😂😂wild

[@Neil542]

he's already doing that in this video

[@iwillsueuminyoongi419]

bruh.

[@RichyDYupYup]

Are you guys feminists? "Sure" *WALKS AWAY* Amazing.

[@hoverbasic9674]

It would be 7 planets , if i destroyed Uranus . That one got me.

[@kaozbender]

1:43 casual armpit scratch.

[@kaundachungu]

The Medusa line is top notch 💯

[@vyersreaver1749]

Ferrari and erection one is pure gold.

[@9696jojo]

Glad to see you back, hope you start uploading more frequently, seeing a video of yours pop up in my daily videos list brings a smile to my face. :)

[@whatever]

Thanks John!

[@user-lr6sy1cq8n]

Wait.. whatever is alive ? Meh, whatever.

[@whatever]

whatever

[@UndeadKIRA]

those 'cuz im white' were pretty bad

[@verylargeduck8023]

This is hilarious good job man!

[@dorupopa]

This was golden, been subscribed to you since this channel was below 100k subs, I was very disappointed when you stopped uploading, but I hope you're back for good now! Keep this shit up, this was very funny xD

[@doczero1296]

I would probably be slapped if I did this shit.

[@whatever]

I almost did

[@therambow623]

1.51 invisible guy punches her into stomach

[@maxwood2940]

"You'll do" the best of them all

[@tmerkury2813]

Why am I just finding this channel, its the best prank channel lmaoo thank god

[@tmerkury2813]

oh they dont upload too often :/

[@MegaNasredine]

Finally, THE KING IS BACK We missed you bro :)

[@thawisemann]

good to see u back bro

[@SoulTanee]

I blew air out my nose the hardest when he walked away after he asked those girls if they were feminists

[@YaBoiJuice]

I liked that Uranus joke 😂😂😂

[@fabrizioroccapc]

Hello random person scrolling through the comments :)

[@anobody7888]

stfu

[@joeyjohnson9586]

Hi 😆 lol.

[@SpiderandMosquito]

Top of the morning potential cyber stalker

[@camoesaoyza9041]

All those years... Are you good though??

[@anobody7888]

@Otto Coldbeer lmaoooo thats you

[@DominikHofacker]

You barely upload videos, but when you do it's always top class!

[@mstcookieklein]

"TITANIC! Sorry, not a good icebreaker." Totally gonna have to remember that one.

[@Jamesucht]

He emphasizes the wrong syllables.

[@Blu_II]

StuffandThings85 for real! 😂

[@FlowPYT]

See you next month guys!

[@hobgoblinmatin5860]

"which one has low standarfs?" and "is your name homework" made me scream 😂

[@NationOfMasturbation]

Worst ones are the funniest ones.

[@marcelo.bassalo]

Are you guys feminists? -sure... *Walks away*

[@Razerhasgame]

ATTACK ON TITAN SHIRT

[@slowbrodragon6951]

glad you guys are back!

[@paradoxxxx983]

man you need to do more worst pick up lines videos, they are hilarious !!! :D

[@madli007]

I knew there will be cringe, but I loved every second of it :D

[@magicvibrations5180]

"You have chlamydia?" "No" "You want some?"

[@niranjanrane6534]

Underrated, some of these pickup lines were sooo good

[@blackkissi]

this might be the best video from this channel

[@ilanfisfisa]

2:02 Donald Trump's daughter 😂

[@harryatay4218]

these always make me laugh lol

[@DUBaviator]

Good to see you back Brian.

[@gothicgaloreayano7991]

"Is it cause I'm white" OMGGG 😂😂

[@georgyorgy2]

I get it because the Titanic wasn't good at breaking ice

[@whatever]

This guy

[@PaulX]

always THAT guy.

[@hectordiaz2740]

the bill cosby one killed me

[@moxymaniac]

one out of every 2 times you upload per year. time to soak it in

[@Alex-vk6ew]

Love your videos Brian! Keep it up!

[@economicinfo823]

“Are you guys feminists?” Them: sure Just walks away 0:12

[@danielrobinson8176]

hey whatever are you a gardener cuz you make my flower grow

[@whatever]

ayyyyyyy

[@Raxxer1993Q8]

lmao

[@iwillsueuminyoongi419]

lol wut

[@flopndrop5067]

"do u want to be a single parent....yes I do" bruh what the fuck

[@alikhurram5779]

Dude please make more videos like this one. Whatever was the first youtube channel that I started following and have loved it since buy you don't make more videos. Please do! Love your work

[@adamsofie9619]

She actually smelled the chloroform

[@andylee6949]

As a fan of AOT, I love your shirt😀

[@hayda3207]

Yess

[@fawcksy5841]

ITS HARD WOOD FLOORS THOUGH

[@Xbot4Life]

2:17 looks like something that will land you in jail

[@MrChiter98]

why girls are so mean? it's so sad

[@henryesmall]

Shut up mclovin

[@XxRAPTORxX23]

Because you're white!

[@meggriffin1848]

shutup henry

[@iamlylemark7174]

shut up Meg!

[@anarcho.pacifist]

Because they afford it.

[@shrikarparashar8706]

"Is it cz I'm White?"

[@vishwajeetnandyaduraj4804]

I can't even imagine this in my country. You would get hit or arrested.

[@theultimate341]

I love this channel just wish they uploaded more

[@kylev.1163]

Its hardwood floors was probably the sexiest clever comeback I've ever heard.

[@whatever]

She is the real MVP

[@TheJurki9]

*OMG that beauty girls. Where did you find them*

[@IPKEDYOURMOM100]

pornhub

[@StevenGerstmeyr]

well for sure not in your bed, sir.

[@aLQuarter]

fuck off.. what you think he paid each girl in the video 5$. respect the fact that he is legit and he did this prank to so many girls he cant just pay all of them

[@erockstoenescu6171]

Santa Barbara California haha they're everywhere

[@Corvanor]

Get out from your bedroom.

[@nickgallais]

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" *Girl literally goes in to smell it* *Facepalm*

[@Worldatwarwhore]

Only took a year of homework while listening to classical pandora stations to find out that your intro music is gymnopedie for piano no. 1

[@georgekosto5342]

Will the vlogging resurrect ? Nevermind it doesn't matter

[@whatever]

One day

[@mercanerie98]

+whatever no keep this up and vlogs out

[@ebur8249]

Pause at 2:09 - 2:11 anywhere u pause it's hilarious

[@Kyle-im6ke]

"there will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus" 😂😂😂

[@joebrowser775]

This is pure gold 😂😂😂😂

[@anarnaval-1243]

i did it for 5 years and now i undestand that doesnt work coz i'm white!

[@dizzee2100]

Attack on Titan !!!

[@piotrslenter3746]

lol how he said Hi im brian was so slick

[@ertu6109]

More often videos please, they are really fun!

[@artcruz6154]

Rename it- Cringey pick up lines

[@Ish98]

no stop

[@extraterrestrialhorse9722]

Max Nah

[@ashishrana1853]

Hi whatever, You are one of the coolest pranksters on KZbin but Why you don't upload videos more often?

[@adamgontiersa78]

THAT SHIRT IS ATTACK ON TITAN