Worst Surprise on a Date Ever! (Full Story) | The Josh Johnson Show Podcast

[@VenusxxDoom]

Logan's absolute joy over this story was gold while listening to the podcast I'm so glad there's a video of it now

[@MorrisDuBose]

Absolutely.

[@giancarlamacaluso]

Logan’s laugh is everything

[@joannaa4362]

This guy seems so passionate it’s adorable but also it’s kinda sad

[@CH-eg6qw]

Josh's deadpan voice talking about that fool and his "art" 🤣😭😵

[@PHLgrrl]

I'm torn between wanting to call the police or wanting to go on a date with this guy myself. But my favorite part is the noises Logan makes as he's hearing this story. 🤣🤣🤣

[@AviBel333]

The addition of "munching on a Crab Rangoon" is absolute genius. Imagine Mark gaining fame and fortune by manipulating the Dinner For Schmucks principle.

[@SavageGerbil]

If you ever doubted timing's importance in comedy, look at the position in this story where you hear "and then the food comes" That is a hard won story, girl has the patience of a saint. At first, I thought the staff was hooking her up. I thought they were gonna draw homeboy towards the kitchen to give her a chance to run for it

[@Wrappedinhisglory]

I would have ran. I'm surprised she didn't 😒🫣

[@SavageGerbil]

@@Wrappedinhisglory I know that's the smart move, but I don't know if I could resist sticking around to see how it plays out

[@laurenm3148]

8:03 I won't spoil it in the comment but that REVEAL. That. REVEAL. YES. Same reaction as Logan. I screamed. The slow burn up to it is incredible.

[@Chunstka]

Dude looks soooooo different with each different style of hair every time I see him. And they are all awesome.

[@victorythecreator]

OMG HE HAS A KZbin CHANNEL! Okay lemme sit down and watch this now that I got that out.

[@TheRedGameboy]

With each new detail, I kept saying quietly "Oh no..... NO!?" I'm 12min in and am genuinely concerned how much worse this will get.

[@kellyalves756]

12:40 ish mark: “Just hang on, it’s about to get worse…”

[@operationopenup]

This this started out really slow and I thought it was really boring and I actually went to sleep on it and woke up when he came back to the table with the dummy. Logan was driving me crazy because I thought his laughter was baseless but after the dummy entered the picture the whole show changed! This turned into the best interview in story told by Josh Johnson ever! In Logan just made it a joy. I'm absolutely glad I didn't turn it off!!!

[@mr.hester5671]

This is the danger of telling kids they can be whatever they want in life… it’s okay to dream, but dream while you are gainfully employed or at the very least financially stable

[@kathrynmceachern9503]

Thank you for the new content, Josh. It is always appreciated. Your voice is so beautiful. I could listen to you speak about anything for hours!

[@schadellconnor7891]

I know, right?!

[@julezonyabrain]

My grand baby is soothed by his voice too

[@deenad3562]

*Who needs a laugh track when you got this guy? **#jeezLogan* 😂

[@thatbrojj2334]

This is one of the best story’s i have ever heard

[@linaboo24]

I listened to this story on Thursday and to see the facial expressions you two made is priceless.

[@Trillora]

Me too - I heard the whole thing but happily listened to it again so I could SEE them laughing! :D

[@chillbest14]

Sir..I'm black, I'm black like YOU! 😂😂😂😂😆

[@tiffanyanderson9437]

Josh, your friend deserves a full spa package… I’m going to keep watching.

[@MarieAmicalola]

Not a mediocre ventriloquist. Baby I was NOT ready😂

[@alisterfolson]

Me: "but how was dinner though?"

[@vickialexis3307]

Just discovered your Chanel your stories are so funny and your voice….Very soothing

[@J3nJ3nl0llip0p]

Watching Logan crack TF up SO MUCH, wiping tears... OMG, this was a beautiful wait to start the day. "Mark told me a lot about you"...

[@helenl3193]

'... And then the dummy gives you a thumbs down.' (paraphrasing, I was laughing so hard!) OMG this was an incredible story throughout! 😂

[@tiffanyanderson9437]

Me too! I was in tears when he said “Terry Crews had to sit me down…”😂😂

[@mimigiggles4199]

Surely Mark is talking to the dummy at home about how well his set went.

[@dinardokarla]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CandyLV72]

He takes his art everywhere

[@zenzapentacon3398]

Was not prepared for the hilarity of that dummy story.🤣I had to stop what I was doing.

[@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083]

I’d only heard the podcast version of this before, but just from the top few comments, I knew EXACTLY what it was 😂😂 One of my faves! So glad to have the visual aspect

[@furrymonkeything]

"Food was great but the show was terrible, all vowels and spit" 😭😭

[@amateurflor13]

this is one of the funniest stories i've ever heard in my life😭😭

[@TheEFCBake]

logan, you’re a great guy. but let him fucking finish

[@EmmaraeEmpowered]

So glad there's a video version on this lol 🤣🤣

[@annapintor2648]

I fully thought he was going to be a taxidermist, but this is better 😂

[@katherinejacoby5915]

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA 😂😂😂 he was Being John Malkovich IRL 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I'm dead as Good Friday rn😵☠️😵☠️😵 I've lost a few of my 9 lives with this one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rynnlemieux5339]

My best friend in-law not only was a ventriloquist, he was a clown. I can't believe I still love him.

[@williamalexander7481]

Thank you for making me laugh so much.

[@MsDenise83]

Listen, do NOT watch/listen to this while eating 😂😂😂 I can't tell you how many times I damn near choked

[@Lucky.Pasta1]

😂😂😂 God bless your friend! She's a compassion and patient person. ❤ shes a good one cuz.... omg how do you even begin to respond to this Happening on a date? 😂😅😂

[@tywannealdridge1258]

Dyslexic Self-Made Ventriloquist!!! You’re 1 of 1!

[@Aretha1963]

I love you guys! I really needed this! I’m literally crying😅!

[@JeskaDax]

This episode could reasonably be renamed, "Josh attempts to kill Logan by asphyxiation" 🤩 Tbh he damn near killed me too!

[@iloveyourmomalot1one]

Literally the hardest I've laughed in my ENTIRE fucking life.

[@LeauxNBehold]

I love Logan’s laugh! It makes everything even funnier than it already is lmao. Logan sounded like he was actually going to vomit from laughing so hard at a few points there

[@shan0997]

Allstar will forever be a part of my childhood playlist. Imo that song transcended colour amd culture lines. Thank you Steve! Rest easy friend. ❤

[@gidgemo1869]

I wanna know how the date ended! I mean, how would she even react after that?!? That story is hilarious!

[@giancarlamacaluso]

I usually listen but watching Logan was so great!

[@ammieharrison]

Ok...see...if I was his friend I'd have to let him know 1. You really bad at this 2. Don't take that shit on a date. I don't date, and I know that!! Also, "blackface was normal..." took me the hell out 😂

[@avriluna]

I am late to seeing this but I am TINGLING with laughter and ick

[@TheSongwritingCat]

Now that I can see the blurry background, I understand why the cat was so terrifying for Josh.

[@jessicawiley4003]

Did I miss it ?

[@damiarassam7956]

JJ has to be too good at foreplay, his punchline came at 10 minutes in. ;-)

[@360.Tapestry]

lmao that is truly horrible hahaha but you mostly just feel bad for mark. he clearly struggles socially

[@FoNgThOnG]

Not gonna lie, you could cut a lot of Logans part out lol its getting to jimmy kimmels level of interrupting.

[@13nohead]

Fr that was frustrating to sit through

[@JennyLopez-gj5uh]

Josh is so cute ❤

[@salmarobinson5861]

Omg, I definitely had the same reactions as Logan🤣

[@nicholasagnew2792]

This is almost as funny as Norm Macdonald's ventriloquist act over the radio and the dummy is a holocaust denier.

[@JacobL228]

That America's Got Talent thing where everyone just keeps saying yes to someone completely devoid of talent actually happened. It was with some fat adult man calling himself "Boy Shikira" and wearing outfits Shakira would wear, and he said it was because he's the reincarnation of Shakira (who is still alive). He was NOT a good singer, but people kept voting for him.

[@peggyparsons83]

It's the Golden BUZZER you guys!!! Lol And Logan, take a breath, you makin it hard 4 ME 2 breathe!! Lol 😂😂😂😂

[@BboyMrMaestro]

The kick is that the date started off pretty okay. Then just, dove off a cliff, man.

[@josephehigiator9258]

I would never have guessed.😂😂😂😂

[@strangeannamaul]

There's an added layer of funny to this being a video I'm watching on KZbin because in my suggested videos directly below this video is a Randy Feltface video.

[@babygorilla4233]

*sometimes he doesn't know what to say* that got me its like this guy is delivering the emotional heart of a play, just at dinner.

[@minirth.maggie]

I had a guy pull a horn of some type out of his car in front of my house and play something to impress me. I was not impressed.

[@meganjohnson9540]

Wait, gum? Weren’t they eating? Oh, that poor lady.

[@jenniferthompson9573]

I have watched it twice so far, ROTFL! 😂😂😂

[@damiarassam7956]

The supporting details here is like a wormhole in outer space pulling all the planets and our socks off.

[@DashaTheDivineDivah]

Does anybody else think that this guy has such a great laugh?

[@1emonsqu33zy]

I was watching this while eating and missed the reveal and then it was just 86 minutes of Logan laughing and me wondering what could possibly elicit that response 😂☠️

[@Barbarossa-heir]

😂😂😂 Your friend is very lucky indeed 🤣 She has stars of a Queen that night 😂

[@alanross3674]

I’m so glad Josh answered my question about a second date. I would have been so frustrated not knowing!

[@laurenm3148]

15:27 The sound that came out of my body at "What is this?"

[@Jajy6]

Lookin a lil beefy bro! 💪🏽💯

[@breannawatson5859]

Not the specific ocean! 😂😂😂

[@SetZek]

Aye yoo! Leave my budding autistic ventriloquist alone 😂😂😂

[@alialabandi1992]

Josh Johnson be looking like the younger version of Future, and I here for it 😂

[@devrasays]

I'm just thinking, "At least he isn't a clown." But still, WOW.

[@DashaTheDivineDivah]

You should hear some of my dating Stories LOL

[@clws9673]

at the reveal, Logan and I made the same sound

[@bchearne]

I snorted milk through my nose listening to this. Only it was beer, not milk

[@zakking8790]

luv ur stuff buddy

[@whoyawannabe]

Logan's incessant laughter ruined it.

[@vivianidelacerda9708]

You really made me laugh now🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-cr4zb5xb7h]

Ok Josh is genuinely funny and handsome other dude is insanely annoying wtf

[@Loya_2_1]

No thank you as soon as he would have brought that thing to the table i would have been out. I’m sorry but I am terrified of dolls. 🥴

[@paulson6270]

Logan's laughter is awesome. Just breathe LOL. 😂😂😂

[@Fearlessly-Kristen]

I wouldn't been like.... CHECK!!!!

[@Jbacon21]

If he had a Fanny Pack of water colors

[@deadmo1]

this is the funniest cringe humor i have ever seen.

[@sedationnursescalendar92]

All vowels and spit. 🤣😂🤣😆🤣

[@angwishedmedia3972]

NGL story was giving he was a hentai artist or something.

[@magnolia_g]

Hilarious....also sounds like one of my dates.

[@D415h4n34]

Oh snap, i didnt realize this got released for the video😂 i thought it was patreon only🔥

[@ttammyreinheimer5498]

Did she kiss them both after the date? Bit seriously how did this date end?

[@karenhaid6397]

Best First Date Ever!

[@itschristinamoon]

This dude on his phone texting as Josh telling this story

[@ashleyvaughn5213]

I would love to see a show with and about the guy with the van triliquist dummy. His life sounds interesting.

[@2blazedinfl]

i would love to hear this story on stage. the other guy added nothing, just messing with the timing and cackling in the mic.

[@minirth.maggie]

I would have died on the spot.

[@dejansapic1295]

Jesus that laugh on Logan makes me want to jump out of the window… sheesh man

[@89rwiley]

@18:40 when it gets sad for Logan.

[@Pettycakes]

I’m just like please stop talking. He wasn’t funny at all

[@listenhere2006]

s👏ca👏ry👏 that story...💀

[@natalielawyerchick]

I’m just happy it wasn’t a sex thing