Worst Syndie Prison Break EVER! [SS14]

[@miguellambert1288]

fun fact : in ss14 space law, being a syndicate isn't a crime. Therefor, you cannot get perma'd for it unless the crime you did already had a perma sentence

[@grimtygranule5125]

Yeah being a syndie without an uplink is just a not a syndie anymore. But realistically the secs will still hunt you down JUST to cuff you so you dont "Succeed" escaping to Centcom unrestrained.

[@Riya-ho5zv]

Yeah it's kinda frustraiting when you're just messing around but Sec instant thinks you're a syndie. One time as chem I've been given a mosin by a syndie for healing him quick without question. I carried it around with pride on my back until sec arressted me for being a syndie and refused me court "because syndicate agents don't have rights". I was so mad because they destroyed all evidence and prevented me from having a cool trial! This is why I'll defend the rights of shitters in all of space! That should prevent Crime = Syndie mentality, as long as it isn't a capital offense it isn't selfantagging imo

[@razeguy9639]

Lrp doesn't have space law

[@miguellambert1288]

@@razeguy9639 The wiki states otherwise : On Space Station 14, stations operate under abbreviated space law. All crew, passengers, and visitors aboard the station are expected to know and follow these laws (they are fairly common sense, only security and the captain need to know the times). I am guessing the server he plays on is Wizden, which has the following rule : Rule 19: Uphold the Law & maintain order. (rest of the rule is not relevent for that) This (probably) refers to the Space law, as there is no other law that I know of, which would make this rule not make sense.

[@SpessEnthusiast]

LRP is the Will of the Strong until an admin finds you

[@WordUser]

That Timing was insanely funny

[@SpessEnthusiast]

When god robusts you, you make a video

[@thedoc7184]

CE preemptively locking down the control board on green like that is kind of yucky. Especially how dismissive he was shows that he isn’t playing the game like a game but instead just wants no one to have fun

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Locking the literal black hole generator imo is okay but I will agree that he was definitely not in the mood to talk which is lame

[@random_dude9052]

@@SpessEnthusiast Ma Man! the good 'ol- "im not going to complain about it, but i will silently judge you for it"

[@SuperDicq]

Timing couldn't have been better.

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Comedy = Tragedy + Timing

[@imbald7009]

brings tear to my aye evrey time....

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Syndie too hard waaaaah

[@cookiez_ad]

A robust man approaches...

[@SpessEnthusiast]

A robust man approaches…

[@godgaveyouhands2848]

Least abusive security 11:56 Lizzy stole your insuls lmao

[@SpessEnthusiast]

He was straight dripping on me, ready to take on all the maints fiends

[@nairocamilo]

This was amazing! Not just the comedic happenings, but your narration +1 sub!

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Thanks!! Every sub is super appreciated and will be met with more funny hahas

[@Tralo7]

This is why you always keep an e-sword just in case

[@SpessEnthusiast]

HoS is too robust for that, I was trying to find water so I could use like 2 carp and and get an emp implanter

[@domenicoradogna839]

that ending....

[@SpessEnthusiast]

“Hey look my luck is finally starting to tu-“ *explodes*

[@Kjackhammer]

Wait sec FLUSHED YOUR STUFF?!?! That's against space law! Most of it was non contra!

[@k1ll3trs86]

I absolute hate when the CE hides the PA computer. They never manage to reach the energy quota

[@TheTlank]

This video has now taught me how to escape from perma, nice.

[@SpessEnthusiast]

If you were a slime, you could easily make it all the way to arrivals on any station with enough chems

[@xexzersy]

wait so what blew up

[@SpessEnthusiast]

It was a syndi bomb in disposals, you can see when the HoS says it for like half a second when I’m grinding up the plants

[@Menamphetamine]

Fun fact: the shiv has the same DPS as the hatchet/spade, although the spade does mostly blunt damage

[@finnhoward9349]

A great idea (I’m saying this cause it’s my personal play style) would be a hermit role, basically a mime without the mime, always in the vents and practically lives there and steals everyone’s stuff

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Little mime gremlin, very interesting!

[@galacticdestroyer2569]

Damn, nice vid! Rare to see a voiceover vid with some quality

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Appreciate the compliment! I’ll smoke some cigars to make the voiceovers even cooler for you

[@The_Local_Goose]

Your ss14 videos are amazing, please keep posting, goose approved

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Only with your blessing goose

[@roninglenn3080]

if i tried to take the CE's id that early into the game sec would summon an implanter the second they dont find the id

[@SpessEnthusiast]

This was lowkey the luckiest thing to happen that run, if only I had time to shove more stuff in there!

[@roninglenn3080]

@@SpessEnthusiast it was balanced out in the end

[@diaaway]

more of this please!

[@SpessEnthusiast]

After I make a more casual video for the sweet algorithm, we’re going back to story time!

[@sean7221]

Lol your narration is hilarious 😂

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Thanks!! Gotta put in the voiceover effort so i can hide my inner cringe

[@Kaiser12349]

Super funny

[@BarteG44]

actually amazing

[@sapatono966]

why is the syndie theme such a banger

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Which song is the syndie theme?

[@sapatono966]

@@SpessEnthusiast that ONE noise that plays when you are a syndie

[@random_dude9052]

I recon sec assumed you were a thief if they took so damn long to check your PDA

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Yeah there was already a bunch of caught syndicates so they were checking everything

[@alejandrinos]

How advanced is this compared to Ss13? Does it have networks between computers, atmos simulations and such?

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Definitely no where near as advanced, I think the most complicated stuff we have is just atmos, chem, and some types of power generation. The depth really comes from having a free moving character and how good you are with hotkeys

[@execute214]

it's worse

[@agustron2479]

Me noticing i have insuls, syndiemask and full toolbelt with rcd included when i just got permad: Yeah i was found in the armory

[@SpessEnthusiast]

You gotta find that replay and make a video, that sounds epic af

[@coolcoolercoolest212]

lol, that sucked.

[@maximusultra9928]

jesus christ i thought shitsec was a myth but thats fucked that one secoff should be temp role banned breaking like almost all of spacelaw

[@SpessEnthusiast]

I don’t believe in bans, I believe in street justice. But yeah they were def power tripping but not in a cool role play way but a Garry’s mod kinda way lmao

[@maximusultra9928]

@SpessEnthusiast yea sure he defo would have been demoted but the mods wouldn't have taken that side lol Like they left ya in cuffs, assault on a prisoner, took your right to a pda like bruh can't read apparently cos that's all in the first page of space law

[@sifayun6336]

Hello. What happened at the end when the area exploded? I have trouble following what goes on in SS14.

[@SpessEnthusiast]

After the HoS dropped off the Soda Cans in Perma, it’s visible on screen for like a nanosecond. He says, “btw there is a syndie bomb in maints.” After the syndie bomb blew up, it blew up the SMES right next to us and it extended the explosion and obliterated us! I wanted to explain it a little more but the reveal is so funny

[@sifayun6336]

@@SpessEnthusiast Thank you for clearing that up. Now the ending makes sense to me.

[@andrewgreeb916]

The issue is many things are going on at once so you could watch a round twice and still miss important stuff

[@Lamadon_Pyreus]

annoying warden and sec moment

[@SpessEnthusiast]

My next video will make you cringe; it features the stations two favorite dorks: HoS & Warden

[@godgaveyouhands2848]

‘Swede in thumbnail Is spess enthusiast a ‘teen?

[@SpessEnthusiast]

SpessEnthusiast is not a teen but is a certified shitter troll

[@terraria_pog2355]

you're a 'teen????? geg

[@razeguy9639]

On kuz?

[@Petrified_Fox]

Welp... you should have Ahelped that HoS. He broke Space Law a few times and so did that officer. They are obligated to uncuff you after you are in a cell. Also, they had no proof of you having an implant so that order from the HoS to check you for any was illegal. Shitsec at its finest

[@razeguy9639]

You'd think this only happens on lrp but it happens on MRP too, heads powergame a lot, captains bolt their doors, or carry an entire armoury on them, HoS arms sec on green with lethals for no reason etc

[@SpessEnthusiast]

I assumed CE reported in that I had stolen his ID and when I got there plenty of other syndies were already arrested. Just seemed like LRP to me but yeah i guess u could say it wasn’t classy

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Power gaming needs to be defeated by power gaming lmaoo

[@razeguy9639]

@@SpessEnthusiast all you need is a pie/banana phone and handmade cuffs

[@Tory-JJ]

lol

[@kuznetsov9471]

What is the difference between SS14 and SS13?

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Main difference is the movement. SS13 characters move on tiles like chess pieces but SS14 characters move freely across the map. Other than that ss13 just has more content

[@graded6553]

Do prisoners not get the right to movement on LRP?

[@SpessEnthusiast]

It was a meta, power game kinda thing that some people have been taking a liking too. Apparently it is not valid within space law but as a syndicate the application of the technique is interesting

[@atersol346]

I love the sly music you used

[@SpessEnthusiast]

A fellow connoisseur! Much respect to a fellow cooper

[@romaboo6218]

Bros a Ligger

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Ligger is our word but you can say Ligga

[@romaboo6218]

@@SpessEnthusiast is bro treating me diffrent because of my race?

[@TRus87]

I'll keep it real. You need to upload more than once a month bro. Please.

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Mad respect bro, like I said I’m gonna pump out a quick casual vid for u and that algorithm

[@rosef-ob5mc]

first ss14 player to speak?

[@SpessEnthusiast]

Lowkey that is something I noticed! Voiceovers can be really intimidating and awkward so I can’t blame em