"Be gay OR jail for 10 years" So be gay or be gay? 😂
@SubWaySpiderman9 ай бұрын
well one's a choice the other isn't lmao
@TwoStageTrigger9 ай бұрын
Be gay, or get gayed
@LoveThe2ndAmendment8 ай бұрын
@@SubWaySpidermanlol
@IEWoody199 ай бұрын
"One on the dikk, one on the hip" had me dead, I need that on a patch or shirt
@mar71n32n0v1lLL09 ай бұрын
"I'm not saying 'Oh, no' because he has dawn syndrome, I'm saying 'Oh, no' because..." *Pauses as he tries to find something to save his ass and not get cancelled.* Don't worry Nikko, we're all with you on this one, none can judge you.
@vulcrumgoodwin828Ай бұрын
The real special forces
@aaronslater4709 ай бұрын
Nikko is a subtle genius. Videos are always a good manageable length and well edited
@nikkoortiz9 ай бұрын
Dude…you fricken hypn me and Mr editor up 🥹
@PauloftherdMichiganinfantry9 ай бұрын
1:33 that’s why you keep open powder away from firing
@brycefreeden40819 ай бұрын
Nice PFP I have tried joining First Minnesota before hows Michigan Groups?
@PauloftherdMichiganinfantry9 ай бұрын
@@brycefreeden4081 are you in Washington
@PauloftherdMichiganinfantry9 ай бұрын
@@brycefreeden4081 they are good we are reenactors stationed in Washington
@PauloftherdMichiganinfantry7 ай бұрын
@@brycefreeden4081 good their good
@skull200020009 ай бұрын
So he used a gun as a club. Okay thats dumb but whatever. He used a LOADED GUN AS A CLUB? WHAT THE FUCK!?
@sabinal179 ай бұрын
Please tell me that happened in Florida…
@skull200020009 ай бұрын
@@sabinal17 Wouldn't be surprised if it did.
@mrvwbug44239 ай бұрын
Florida Man™
@timsmith11259 ай бұрын
And Darwin Award nominee.
@bringerofuwu33259 ай бұрын
Thats the kinda stupid person your mamma warned you to avoid.
@Hiddenthrone9 ай бұрын
Nikko freaking out is the funniest thing ever
@nikkoortizshorts9 ай бұрын
It’s so funny 😂
@That1Guy0wo9 ай бұрын
It’s hilarious 😂
@klein_runs9 ай бұрын
🙄@@nikkoortizshorts
@captainsewerrat9 ай бұрын
It's not. It's like a grown ass man trying to pander to 12 year olds.
@Hiddenthrone9 ай бұрын
@@captainsewerrat ok his shit is still funny as hell
@Noxbert_079 ай бұрын
Musket guy got the Michael Bay movie intro treatment💀
@nine47399 ай бұрын
bro left his powder open when firing the musket lol
@Magpiebard9 ай бұрын
I appreciate the humor you add to these - when I watch most fails just as is, I get pissy. There is also a slight tendency to rant and possibly rage for the truly bad ones. Yes, I'm the person on the range who WILL make you cry AND call your momma to make sure your bad day doesn't end after I'm done. (Can you tell I've dealt with more than a couple idiots who nearly killed themselves and everyone else?) Commentary keeps me from wanting to take guns away from people and making them write "I will not be a fucking moron" a few million times before returning them. Unloaded. And possibly minus parts.
@Fectoelfilis279 ай бұрын
I love how insane nikko is but is also a very responsible gun owner
@richardmcmoran47359 ай бұрын
7:20 "GUYS don't be afraid to really *SLAM* *SMACK* GET IN THERE ALRIGHT! *PEG*" I'm gonna use this next time i have to do Range safety at work.🤣🤣🤣
@akarbit3r1119 ай бұрын
Ngl, if my suppressor did that to me, I would also cry lol
@nikkoortizshorts9 ай бұрын
For real 😅
@TheSleepSteward9 ай бұрын
Why? Is it because they're expensive?
@eliterenegade8719 ай бұрын
@@TheSleepSteward depending on the brand pretty sure they are minimum 5k
@ghostbullet859 ай бұрын
I’ve actually had it happen to me at the range. Blew about 15 yards down range…
@Klaaism9 ай бұрын
Plus the $200
@grantharriman2849 ай бұрын
The muzzle loader was fine. His spare powder decided it was time to go home.
@msgoblue719 ай бұрын
Nikko you had your what blow out? 😂
@brysonbuck97097 ай бұрын
Well you see he had to choose between jail for 10 years or be gay
@PrayingPanda8 ай бұрын
5:08 this is why i constantly come back to your channel.
@Angelfish_TheGoat9 ай бұрын
5:03 bro is speaking from experience
@averageglockenjoyer9 ай бұрын
yeah like what we not gonna talk about what he said lmao
@kjschwarz19 ай бұрын
Dear Nikko, thank you for creating your phone case. I just rolled over my phone with a bench press bench and my phone was completely fine. I can not thank you enough
@Thedisgruntledfarmer9 ай бұрын
@3:56 this is for mounted shooting think cowboy action crossed with barrel racing
@The8thblock9 ай бұрын
6:46 xcom soldiers with a 99% chance to hit an enemy 1 foot away from them.
@JulieParker-z4i9 ай бұрын
Thanks!
@theradchase30949 ай бұрын
I know I'm not trying to shoot a 500 mag revolver one handed. cause the 44 mag Smith I got about break your wrist.
@angrymater13la9 ай бұрын
Plate Carrier without any gear or PLATES LMAO
@corie_1032Ай бұрын
When youre at the range, never ahoot at the post or near ammo. Its so simple.
@DasCUL8r9 ай бұрын
haha the space force appearance!
@tonyafranzel1888Ай бұрын
0:58 happy thanks giving
@spencerperkins372017 күн бұрын
this guy is so loud and obnoxious he always seems like he’s on something or just crazy i love it 😂😂
@Krypton-899 ай бұрын
0:59 that was uncalled for 💀😭
@jamesdavis235927 күн бұрын
Broo..... "He's got two pew pews on the PP"... I can't ... lmfao
@Adonay-n4k5 ай бұрын
Bro took special forces to another level 💀 10:22
@AushenFutureWife9 ай бұрын
nikko is back baby💪🏼💪🏼
@nikkoortizshorts9 ай бұрын
Yessss
@ColoradoSockies9 ай бұрын
0:51 Sitting at the range is amazing I don’t know what you’re talking about. Although I’m lazy af so that might be it
@fourgedmushrooms59582 ай бұрын
Gun spewing Lava is a new one
@GabeSlayer9 ай бұрын
3:06 HE DID NOT JUST SAY "GUN WANGE" LMFAO
@IO_Productions9 ай бұрын
Thank you Nikko! For making being in the hotel at MEPS less boring!
@firearmshunter1019 ай бұрын
Hey, that’s my hand!
@Azane54659 ай бұрын
every time...and I mean EVERY time...I see Nikko's Glock, I get an insta-rager. Even in public.
@singingwolf39298 ай бұрын
11:33 "be gay or jail for 10 years" isn't it the same thing? 😂
@CoreyHeath-u3y9 ай бұрын
Best KZbinr I like to watch
@9ghostboys9549 ай бұрын
If you actually look closely what happened with the Muzzleloader is that a spark from the barrel hit his gunpowder
@TributesCarlson-im4be9 ай бұрын
Always a good day when Nikko posts. 😂
@Cayne7089 ай бұрын
I love Nikko's videos
@carlwitt39349 ай бұрын
7:10 It doesn't matter how hard you tap the mag... if you have your finger on the mag release while doing it.
@armyhunter18 ай бұрын
The blank adaptor is to help with cycling the weapon
@gabrielp1306Ай бұрын
The horse one, I've known people to use wax loads/blanks (blanks don't make as much noise) to condition their horses to gunshots.
@question97649 ай бұрын
Anyone else notice nikkos eye get tired at 10:58 🤣🤣
@alphabravo4249 ай бұрын
1:50 bro took mag dumping to a new level
@Joey-o9k9 ай бұрын
1:04 bud forgot about the bullet already chambered
@iamsimplybee8 ай бұрын
Idk why but Niko is the only person who makes me reconsider going to join the military. My cousins and I are the first gen in my family since WWI who have not enlisted. Maybe if uni does not work out idk man
@matthewhall79769 ай бұрын
Nikko 11:53 you know thats clipped..😂
@shino9335 ай бұрын
You'll either cry or pass out in rage. Fun fact I did make myself pass out in elementary school because I held my breath and did that flex thing that builds head pressure and I woke up on the ground after like 5 seconds. I became a meme before it was cool.
@justinnielsen914216 күн бұрын
Can confirm the keltec ksg kicks like a mule, love that thing
@robbmitchell78469 ай бұрын
1:00 "Whoa that was cool as shit!" POP!! Still had one in the chamber Mr. Miyagi. 2:20 Yo give this guy a bow, he's Legolas
@ДимитърСтоянов-к8ь9 ай бұрын
The clip from 9:13 is from Bulgaria 💀
@1sttimegunowner4 ай бұрын
That guy with the shotgun backwards is true darwinism
@Ergman1324Ай бұрын
I’m from the ghetto son were we use it one handed like sideways like this HEYAAAAH - space force Imma put that on my quote for the yearbook
@davidgerholdt54169 ай бұрын
True… that suppressor flying away made my heart sink
@Swinq_next9 ай бұрын
The musket ignited the black powder next to him😂
@TRZN919 ай бұрын
Homie tried to El Kabong a gator with a loaded gun........🤦♂️. I'm pretty pro 2A, but sometimes I see folks & I'm just like ok you don't get a firearm.....you don't even get a butter knife for fucks sake.
@CallsignPanther9 ай бұрын
❤❤keep up the awesome videos Nikko❤❤
@EM.69799 ай бұрын
"Is that Shane Gillis?" 😂 Fking killed, shane would do that sht
@xwinter__riderx91559 ай бұрын
Nikko, when's the range video? And the CQB room clearing videos with narrator or whoever you said you're doing it with? I've been waiting
@jacobcyr84329 ай бұрын
Also what cans did you get? Finally thinking about doing a suppressed build.
@ghost_2211-z4z16 күн бұрын
3:35 is most likely mounted shooting or maybe they hunt/shoot guns near-ish to the barn or paddock and dont want the horses freaking out over it
@stuarthynes61362 ай бұрын
Ain't nothing like overloading your own reloads😅😅
@jessiejames30709 ай бұрын
Nikko is funny and always. As the best content
@liamengström-y3q9 ай бұрын
0:22 that is going to be on darwin awards
@Tennessee_trapper8 ай бұрын
Dude with the muzzleloader left the powder jar open😂
@secdup25109 ай бұрын
The dude at 10:26 is also chewing khat leaves which are an amphetamine. You can see the leaves all over the table which means hes an upper-downer.
@jamesp73518 ай бұрын
My brother in Christ, do not fire a muzzleloader ANYWHERE near the powder. That stuff is required by the law to find some way to ignite even if you just say "bang" next to it.
@tornado_man_40789 ай бұрын
Less go! Love the gun fails!
@nikkoortizshorts9 ай бұрын
Yessss someone take these away from people 😂
@High_Desert_Tropics9 ай бұрын
Good shit bro 😂
@richarddangles699 ай бұрын
My cheap ass weapon system turned into an almost 2k AR build that's gassy but ready to phuck 😂😂. Nikko, have me over to stipple ur shockwave grips
@LunchBXcrue7 ай бұрын
As a Canadian Nikkos weapon collection makes me wanna ohhYEAAAAAA
@AustinUsher-h3j9 ай бұрын
another video from nikko for a long car ride let’s goooooo
@Notcho699 ай бұрын
nikko posted !! today is a good day
@nikkoortizshorts9 ай бұрын
Exactly right sur
@Havøc_Varangian5 ай бұрын
10:52 yooo 😂 shit was about to go downs yall 😂
@dudesweet54647 ай бұрын
Calls People Gay left and right while wearing a pink Shirt. Love it.
@Pierce-xb6vi9 ай бұрын
That girl at the end there got sent back in time, she definitely ain't going back to the range any time soon
@WorstSniper_WT3 ай бұрын
You can see the Panic enter his face😂 8:43
@modsandmissiles3344Ай бұрын
All the carnival guns I've ever shot were steel bbs in little brass sleeves with a Air line going in to the pistol grip it's the equivalent to a red rider bb gun fps wise
@jacobcyr84329 ай бұрын
Remington 700 is closest to M24. I actually had a M24 (700) clone that was really nice. I just didn't find the .308 to be my round for hunting.
@jasoncampbell34749 ай бұрын
If you were wondering 9:16 its called taktiball, basically paintball, but mass genocide
@Talesfromthecrip9 ай бұрын
Love you Niko my little banana bambeno 🤜🤛😂😂
@brycefreeden40819 ай бұрын
1:30 its giving "In 1814 we took a little trip"
@Fallout-76149 ай бұрын
I could be wrong, but it looks like the flash hit the gun powder on the side and lit it. My dad has shot muskets fir many yrs and they're amazing, when they don't go wrong😅
@ST4Y.F4LL3N5 ай бұрын
1:36 I swear to god, it was the spent casing that caused that flame. I am no expert, but they sure as hell know the flame started from the table, only after the casing hit it.
@thebot69-x9d9 ай бұрын
Never been this early kinda wild but nice video hoping to make it one day myseld😊
@wesadams51289 ай бұрын
First guy has no idea how to properly secure a m14😂 ive been there minus the fire
@zandersawesomepage73545 ай бұрын
6:29 naw he found a greenscreenkid
@Crackedframeproductions13 күн бұрын
The pet squirrel got me dyin
@prestonmiles512016 күн бұрын
What’s your ar set up? That’s freaking gorgeous
@whogivesacrap849 ай бұрын
Nikko, can't help but love ya, ya spaz
@rachelwilliams60394 ай бұрын
Gun range was my first date on two occasions. Had to let those guys know I wasn’t to be messed with lol for real though. Best dates ever!
@sqeuker_kid123453 ай бұрын
10:55 always gets me😂😂😂
@Redbrush10159 ай бұрын
Love your vids
@nikkoortizshorts9 ай бұрын
So good!
@sandrasausville91039 ай бұрын
Elmer fudd is gangster 😂
@UTHealthMIGS9 ай бұрын
Nikko man you are the best your so funny have a great day