Worst Tweets of All Time Tier List

We asked our followers on Twitter what the WORST tweet of all time was. We rank their responses in this video.
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[@Frostafarian]

The Weeknd tweeting “LETS GOOOOO” mere minutes after Russia invaded Ukraine is definitely gonna be up there now.

[@funkgremlin2765]

💀💀💀

[@bishcopt9158]

isn't it fake

[@lukespam8376]

@@bishcopt9158 no

[@bishcopt9158]

@@lukespam8376 yea i checked it i saw a fake version where they combined it as if weeknd was replying that to a war tweet

[@abartel6]

it was definitely real lol

[@deud.]

"i only smoke when i drink, and i only drink when im pregnant" is such a good one liner its crazy

[@mickeydix8062]

also a good motto to stand by

[@malgeo582]

What about that white homophobic republican guy tweeted “I’m a black gay guy and I can say Obama did nothing for me” cause he forgot to turn on his alt lol

[@avilliontalks]

Even worse I'm fairly certain he was a congressman lol

[@treekangaroo.7691]

@@avilliontalks He was running for congress but he lost

[@nontrivialproof7778]

This video misses the best thing about the Burger King "women belong in the kitchen" tweet, which is that it was tweeted on International Women's Day

[@trevorryder9732]

Yea that was so wild when I saw it. It was still fresh and Everyone thought maybe they got hacked but then they tried to explain and justify it which made it way worse.

[@kh0357]

i love when graydon does his signature move where he pulls out his eyeballs and then puts them in the opposite socket every video. it makes me happy everytime. i didn’t kill 18 people on december 11th 1854 on a train

[@kvg2724]

haha... old......

[@battlecurl4341]

timestamp pls

[@liamernst9626]

@@battlecurl4341 December 11 1854

[@isabellaicecream5034]

LMAOOOO

[@AlexFarnum1]

that’s my birthday

[@tomatepotate]

the dream plushie one is based off another tweet about a webkins plushie. its one of my favorite tweets of all time lmao

[@DDub04]

I thought it was based on a tweet about a Quasimodo plushie?

[@milomessing5611]

legit like one of the most deranged tweets I've seen

[@12sleep34]

mbv ‼️ whaa wha whaa whaa wha wha whaa whaa whaaaaaaaooooo

[@adamco42]

the first one I saw was the Lois griffin one

[@mel-bc6ei]

@@DDub04 the original was a webkins cat and then it became a copy pasta

[@war2theren227]

Can't believe you left out the "Going to Africa...Hope I don't get Aids" tweet. Literally cost them their job

[@brads402]

Stefan Molyneux is a cult leader, race realist, eugenicist, and professional misogynist. He makes "philosophy" content and was on youtube for a while but I think he's been yeeted off it in the last few years (not hard to see why).

[@lucakyle840]

this needs more likes

[@craigmckenzie4967]

He gives me Hannibal Lector vibes fr

[@lovekaelen]

wasn't he also the guy that said that whites were the victim in slavery by the logic that drug dealers are worse than drug users? (blacks being dealers in this case? this guy has a bowl of wet cat food in his head instead of a brain or smth istg)

[@SpeedOfTheEarth]

This - if they knew who he is

[@markdin2988]

Woah he has a cult?

[@coolchannelat]

The fact that they don’t know who Dream is (which is shown when they say “what’s a dream plushie?”) Makes me realized how lucky they are lmao

[@jenske2881]

Dream ain't even that bad Iam just suprised there aren't more comments on this

[@coolchannelat]

@@jenske2881 the fanbase is though lmao

[@Alexander-hi8bo]

Dream isn’t even that bad. The real lucky is not knowing who Stefan molyneux is.

[@coolchannelat]

@@Alexander-hi8bo I actually don’t know who that is so ig I’m considered lucky

[@Alexander-hi8bo]

@@coolchannelat indeed

[@zacktalbott3759]

ELLEN's comedy career, which is dead, can go play basketball with Juice, Pop, and the man/girl, Kobi and Gigi

[@50.CalFilms]

Bro all girls are the same

[@louzky.177]

@@50.CalFilms got room for one more?

[@bikr2381]

I should get my DIOR DIOR jacket since it’s very cold

[@vcreativeart16]

Pass the ball bro!

[@anongoldster9915]

That is why her comedy career died?

[@maverickREAL]

"It was a rocky week, get home A$AP" is one of the only times Trump has said something that was supposed to be funny and it ended up being kind of funny

[@roberthoey1000]

"I've never seen a skinny person drinking diet coke" slaps too

[@Drogon7102]

@@roberthoey1000 that just sounds like a stolen stand up comedy joke.

[@controlhogger8]

Nah bro, all girls are the same!

[@tyler3876]

I like turn those lights off

[@redmist6630]

that tweet is so cursed holy shit we live in a simulation

[@superslowmojoe401]

I was listening to this in public, and had to pause it at the “drinking with a pregnant woman who’s getting an abortion” to not laugh hysterically and look like a psycho. I murdered my entire family when I was 12, and fled to Saskatchewan, Canada, where I’ve not been caught for years

[@1Superchops]

don't worry bro, you won't have looked like a psycho. don't let them judge you

[@Ana-ko9px]

What is this bit from

[@sticks6]

what.

[@samaustin8690]

Oh yeah they ain’t finding you up there.

[@jussehwagner3166]

You forgot jordan petersons "it's getting harder to find cp" tweet

[@12Rosen]

such a funny tweet without context

[@12Rosen]

@Comment_Leaver it’s in response to why elon made twitter better

[@alicethemad1613]

And one of the replies being “I’m sorry about that, have you tried switching to adult porn?”

[@wotintarnation8388]

I genuinely think the "Wokeness killed the OceanGate Titan passengers" tweet is in a league of its fucking own

[@jstarstudios7110]

20,000 leagues under the sea

[@rhysmason2330]

Great video as always guys! The way you create an atmosphere like you’re just chilling with the boys juxtaposed to the chaos and quirky nature of your jokes and bits is really enjoyable! I am not legally responsible for the ride operating errors and shortcomings that lead to the tragically fatal accident at Six Flags Amusement Park on March 8th 1982

[@abartel6]

look at you not naming which six flags amusement park, mr sneaky

[@rhysmason2330]

@@abartel6 I’m following my attorneys advice

[@weakw1ll]

With all thats going on in the world right now, its nice to immerse into something fun like this for a minute! :) I am innocent and did not fully submerse my wife and her parent's van in tarmac in Montreal during late November of 2002.

[@fudge5675]

Y’all remember when six flags was gang territory 💀

[@slackstarfish8133]

real ones understood this reference. I did not accidentally piss in the shit jar and let loose a hurling turd in the piss jug on November 12, 2017

[@dillpi8866]

looking up who stefan molymeux is puts that tweet in a completely new perspective

[@DDub04]

Yeah that Taylor tweet is fucking tame compared to the absolute vile that comes out of mind.

[@k2a2l2]

yeah that dude is insane lol, they shoulda looked him up

[@brots3]

Timestamp

[@A.B.421]

@@brots3 12:06

[@prvoloptaski]

"When the 'G' in LGBTQIA+ also stands for 'Gamer'" fucks so hard

[@mathiasbillard4225]

He, Gaymer

[@bloobiest]

For gamer For gamer For gamer

[@boejudden9011]

That Ellen tweet is what you feed an AI when you're testing its threshold between understanding the syntax of humor and understanding the nature of humor

[@recorder9982]

The Hivemind boys being so innocent as to think that Stefan Molyneux is a scientist or a comedian is ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@mindfvll]

@@keygenxcx ^

[@georusson9891]

@@keygenxcx White supremacist

[@jayesse9053]

@@keygenxcx he’s a white supremacist lmao

[@recorder9982]

@@keygenxcx ^^^ which makes his Taylor Swift tweet even more disturbing o.O

[@jml6263]

I was really torn between wanting them to learn who he was immediately and wanting them to never have any interaction with him and his thoughts ever again.

[@justkiddingtypebeat]

The funniest thing about the Michael Giacchino tweet is that on top of cringing at someone saying “Fuck Hitler” is that Michael Giacchino is a very successful film composer that wrote the score for some of the best movies of the 2000s. Just a very weird fact that makes the whole situation even funnier to me. I am not guilty of treason in 4 different countries.

[@aoliravioli]

didn’t he do the new batman

[@liluminati9791]

@@aoliravioli yes, also did some marvel i believe

[@jandcstopmotion7774]

@@aoliravioli yeah, Incredibles as well

[@weaponizedwii]

@@aoliravioli He did the best Pixar movie ever, Ratatouille, too

[@PandaFan2443]

Didnt he do Up?

[@hotcheetocereal3464]

The chemistry between you two is incredible! The Quartering bit has me ROFLing XDXDXD. I did not cause the circus fire in July 6, 1944 in Hartford, Connecticut, resulting in the deaths of 168 individuals and leaving multiple injured. I must once again insist that I did not light a cigarette and then flick it onto the circus tent (which was covered in gasoline and wax to keep it waterproof.) I would never.

[@craigmckenzie4967]

This started off as such a normal comment wtf 🤣🤣

[@craigmckenzie4967]

I just saw the video this is from 🤣🤣 that part had me ROLLING bro. The Chinese mafia currently has a $50,000 bounty on my head. Currently they think I’m in Brazil, but I’m not even in South America. I’m able to scramble my IP address using NORD VPN, the sponsor of this comment!

[@alancantu2557]

Stefan Molyneux has literally advocated for eugenics. Surprised Riley didn’t know the monster beforehand.

[@flowerfairies4685]

also his fixation on Taylor is extra upsetting knowing the way white supremacists have run with her image in the past

[@chazzbranigaan9354]

@@flowerfairies4685 it's upsetting? as in you actually feel sadness about it?

[@guilhermeshiba3135]

@@chazzbranigaan9354 idk if people were putting my face next to Hitler quotes and thought I secretly agreed I'd be kinda bummed about it

[@chazzbranigaan9354]

@@guilhermeshiba3135 yeah but flowerfaries isn't Taylor. Sorry I just find it weird when people are so emotional invested in celebs

[@flowerfairies4685]

@@chazzbranigaan9354 upsetting as just like it’s gross to think about. it just adds another layer to the grossness of the situation. especially if you’ve seen that side of the Internet lol. it’s a whole lot of upsetting

[@ashleyg.6366]

Thinking about the JK Rowling tweet where she describes trans women as "penised individuals"

[@EinFelsbrocken]

Extrapolation; depends on if theyre penised or not 🤪

[@claires1063]

Unironically one of the least transphobic things she's ever said

[@yilvoxe4017]

The dream plush tweet is actually a riff on a tumblr post with almost the same content, save for the plush being a webkinz. As usual it was way funnier on Tumblr

[@rikmascle4940]

That Zedd tweet is one of the most disgusting pieces of text that’s ever graced the internet. Truly vomit-inducing.

[@unsolve9162]

Same for this comment

[@atmbcito]

@@unsolve9162 😐

[@rikmascle4940]

@@unsolve9162 bro what

[@VinexAesthetics]

Bro can you explain what he wrote I the tweet? I’ve heard many people talk about it but I’ve never seen it

[@rikmascle4940]

@@VinexAesthetics 17:50

[@gxbrxxl9626]

Do more "Worst of All Time" Tier Lists, i fucking love controversies

[@xangorfbsides]

same

[@fueg00nyxxx]

Why do you love controversies?

[@LittleCaesars777]

@@fueg00nyxxx little late bud

[@fueg00nyxxx]

@@LittleCaesars777 ironic cause you’re here as well, so what’s your point?

[@jacobwithey6398]

the Taylor Swift egg one was unironic as insane as that sounds. he was sincere with that tweet

[@Zimzum93]

I’ve used “feed two birds with one scone” unironically for over 10 years because I thought it was adorable the first time I heard someone say it and I love telling people about it when they use the original version. Nothing to do with my vego diet or beliefs tho

[@galaxypedestalfan]

Kill two birds with one bird

[@phantomfeather518]

Bake all of the birds into one delicious scone

[@n9te216]

MAKE THIS A SERIES PLEASEEEEEEE! Best tweets of all time is my favorite Hivemind video. I did not kill several innocent people in the Wendy’s bathroom in Hartford, Connecticut in on January 16th, 1998, 11:32PM.

[@PolakiGry]

Shoutout Connecticut

[@patricknowak7509]

@@PolakiGry please come over now babe I’ve been keeping the toilet seat warm for you

[@alexf6994]

the jokes in this one are top notch guys, keep up the good work :) i played no role in the 1996 Charkhi Dadri mid-air collision

[@borrisboy2897]

I think I’ve watched this video 17 times now I can’t get enough! The chemistry between these two is just unmatched. I did not crucify Jesus Christ at the cross on Good Friday

[@unsolve9162]

was not expecting this one 💀💀💀

[@LingusDaDingus]

That took a turn!

[@dannyv1224]

Blue balltze

[@doctorduncan]

Thank God!

[@loganbradd9472]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@natureplayer1980]

so much inherent bias not including any of dignan's old tweets

[@Drogon7102]

He was extremely high constantly at the time so they gave him benefit of the doubt.

[@connormuise]

Typical liberal media, am I right?

[@im_skrunkly]

29:49 somebody responded to peta saying: "thanks for showing us there's more and one way to skin a cat"

[@thedumpsterbehindachilis7763]

DJ Grant laughing in the background makes all these videos so much funnier

[@gman360ify]

at ease

[@kvg2724]

Nah I think he made up

[@kvg2724]

Like the gingerbreadman or summin

[@unsolve9162]

@@kvg2724 wtf you mean the gingerbread man made up

[@SM-tg7vl]

30:00 i genuinely honest to god forgot that the real phrase is "kill two birds with one stone", i've been saying "feed two birds with one scone" ever since i first read that PETA tweet however many years ago because i thought it was so funny and since then and i've probably said it to so many people with no explanation oh my god

[@galaxypedestalfan]

You shouldn’t feed birds scones btw it’ll kill them

[@djiboutinationalanthem5252]

​@@galaxypedestalfan seems like either way those birds aren't making it out alive so 🤷‍♂️

[@lb7164]

Them not realising it’s Dream the youtuber and talking about childhood trauma 😭😭😭

[@lilbooj2921]

i thought it said "wurst" tweets of all time and it was just gonna be a nice long slideshow of all the tweets about yummy bratwurst!

[@weakw1ll]

🤤🤤🤤🤤 oooo sauce itch mmm

[@dylan-kr8gm]

riley can you tier this one real quick, must have forgotten to edit it into the video 😁 LOL - us diaper fetish folk also think Marvel movies are epic. My amazingly witty partner was changing my nappy the other day and she - With *zero* hesitation - said "Whew! Did Thanos wear this fricken diaper or what?” I laughed until I cried. Absolutely epic. 9:12 AM - 9/8/19 - Twitter for Android

[@akex519]

i was living a beautiful, peaceful life having forgotten about this affront to god. and you ruined it. S tier

[@seanrobie8432]

It pains me to realize this shit might have actually crossed my timeline 😂🙃

[@maverickREAL]

A tier. It's too gross to be, like, a real S, but it's that perfect balance of a lousy joke and someone innocently posting something they couldn't POSSIBLY know would get the reaction they did.

[@galaxypedestalfan]

Is this tweet real

[@jun_lan]

@@galaxypedestalfanoui

[@stephanie_jjb]

My all-time favorite has to be from DiGiorno's "#why I stayed you had pizza" it was only a few seconds after posting this that DiGiorno's realized why I stayed was a hashtag for domestic abuse survivors

[@ronaldherrin6470]

Wow, I never knew the guy known for a string of armed robberies in Talladega, Alabama was on a youtube channel. Dignan, if you’re reading this, you owe me $37.19 and the October 2012 Playboy Magazine

[@hailey4786]

im so fascinated by how much you guys know about pop culture (especially music). and to add on that youre both hilarious too?? i bombed the local orphanage, childrens hospital, and daycare in my city. there are no surviving people under the age of 12 within the city i live. hundreds of families have been left devastated and no one knows that its due to me.

[@danhabina1343]

i thought it said “wrist” tweets of all time and it was just gonna be a nice long slideshow of all the tweets about useful wrists!

[@nicholaskraut1704]

Delete this now

[@adichatterjee]

no

[@aidansullivan19]

worst comment oat

[@chrxstt]

This an L comment

[@halverson_04]

unfunny

[@bambus8644]

the quartering also once pissed on his basement floor live because he was so angry that his wife left for a pizza without him

[@deadlyqueenhasaweakness9118]

Yeah I remember he got rly drunk and played fall guys while bitching about it 💀

[@maverickREAL]

if I recall correctly the dream plushie thing is a reference to a tumblr post or something about a general stuffed animal

[@sambaron137]

Ya it was like a webkinz cat or sum

[@DomDean.]

wow! this video sure made me sweaty! it was all great until the 50-minute rant from riley on why the turtles "deserved it"

[@geckogeico2212]

Luckily they cut that part out

[@Coooouri]

Perchance.

[@EinFelsbrocken]

This isnt fantanos channel guys 😂

[@colourfulsouls]

“I only smoke when I drink, and I only drink when I’m pregnant” 😂😂 omfg 💀

[@hykorokana]

I love these tweet videos! The commentary makes them so much funnier and I love making my own tier lists with the boys with everything you guys said in mind! I didn’t run over that orphan in the Olive Garden parking lot. Please make more of these!

[@TyTheTurtle]

Honestly a better one for PETA would be them shitting on Steve Irwin on his birthday because of a Google doodle, and then immediately getting dragged through the core of the earth by everyone on the internet.

[@seandougherty5145]

Riley by far has the best Ben Shapiro impression I’ve seen, made me double take 💀

[@kidbalenxi]

Riley: nah bro, youre telling me a cis teen built this chapel?

[@eugeniamassa9577]

i submitted the #RGB one!!! so glad to be a part of this video❤️ my cousin is lying i did NOT murder meemaw because of her winning in UNO

[@phil08838]

Think im just going to burst "Nah BRO! All girls are the same!" out loud at random times now hahhaha

[@TKswitchblade]

I honestly learn about alot of historical events from reading yalls comment section

[@callmecj2329]

Dope video. Jokes were bangers. You guys are my favourite channel to watch while I lay down. I did not commit several arson based crimes in 1982 in Detroit

[@galaxypedestalfan]

The funniest thing about the PETA idioms list is that feeding the birds a scone will also kill the birds

[@bbd4456]

Thank you for another great video boys! I replaced Lightning McQueen’s gasoline supply with vodka, and am solely responsible for his DUI arrest that led to the indefinite suspension of Cars 4.

[@Gryffin.]

Looking at this now, it’s funny to picture a time when it was not only considered not insane but normal to say “Travis Scott or dababy”

[@maxowens3621]

6:00 this is a copy pasta I believe the original was a cat webkinz plush

[@joshporter7480]

Another tweet that should’ve been on here was the Las Vegas raiders tweeting “I can breathe” last year regarding the George Floyd situation

[@SeanMacadelic]

Ehh not really comparable

[@GRAv111]

Yeat predicted NFTs. Omg this episode was hilarious. For the record I did not commit arson at the orphanage that led to 14 child fatalities in South Carolina in summer of 1992.

[@bradymclaughlin6376]

In case anyone was wondering, being "Drawn" in the context of execution/"hung, drawn, and quartered," is having your heart ripped out

[@charlieburzynski603]

Stephan molyneux is like a famous far right extremist agitator

[@taxevasioniskool]

that stefan molyneux tweet gave me seventeen simultaneous brain aneurysms

[@Dolamieu]

5:53 this is a copypasta from a old tumblr post og post was about a petkin plush and went on to say that they took it to school with them and make their friends hold it and they would cry,,, after that they stopped doing it and it got mold and OPs mom threw it away 😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@POWERPOWERPOWER_]

Spitting out my drink at the Stefan Molyneux jump scare. I genuinely love they assume that another human wouldn't be creepy enough to say something like that unironically, I do for most people too I just also know better with this one. Guy is not telling jokes.

[@4dooraventador]

they give me hope that people on the internet can be semi-normal lol. their innocence as 30 y/o men is something i wish for but never can possess.

[@CSSLZT13]

I use playlists of this channel's videos as background noise at work, you two entertain me hard enough that I can focus on you guys talking for hours heh!

[@BigBallerDuck]

Great vid boys! I get giddy every time you do the special handshake! Despite what the French police say, I was not in Dijon France in September of 1890!

[@judgesaturn507]

Machine Gun Kelly could fill out this entire list on his own.

[@KingKrouch]

I had a feeling that Kira Danny Phantom guy was here somewhere. Now that's a true Ian Watkins moment.

[@snowisodd8331]

here’s some info that no one asked for: the dream plushie tweet is a recreation of the original tweet, which is the same, but instead of a dream plushie it was a hannah montana plushie edit: don’t listen to me idk anymore

[@osml]

hannah montana plush boot*

[@twodeciliters4909]

the original was about a webkinz cat plush actually 💀💀

[@DJYeeJay]

I'll be real, "Feed a fed horse" is pretty clever lol

[@kvg2724]

Yooo.... is that bert simpersone

[@onlyghosts7152]

I think feed a fed horse is infinitely better than beat a dead horse. 100% agree.

[@abyzz6252]

@@onlyghosts7152 they both make sense and realistically both be used for different situations

[@mattsunshine9252]

Riley’s “Listening to Mozart” very well could have been Shapiro dubbed over him

[@Aber_Burk]

The fact that they don’t even understand what the dream plushie is, it is so much worse

[@DrKen3000]

My favorite tweet is "I cant wait for Call of Duty Black Ops II to come out!!!! The graphics look crazy!!" -Kim Kardashian

[@Pullithard]

Seeing the Ben Shapiro tweet after he released a rap song with Tom Macdonald is pure comedy

[@maxmedina5403]

This video popped up on my suggested videos to watch. The whole time I was waiting for that Kira tweet, y’all had to save best(worst) for last. Subscribed

[@samfur2165]

Sorry to inform, that stefan Molyneux guy from the swift eggs tweet is just actually like that. Not a joke or a provocation, he just thinks like that.

[@justsomeguy5628]

Yeah, plus he's a far-right self proclaimed white nationalist who collaborates with neo-Nazi and authoritarian groups and figures.

[@thomashughes2025]

This channel needs a bigger audience man it’s so good

[@OnlyEggUploads]

the milk one is a reference to a tweet about an old cat plushie with which they did the same thing

[@CavemanWizard]

I always forget that not everybody knows about Stefan molyneux. All I could think reading that tweet was how normal and adjusted he seemed compared to his usual state 12:28

[@bannles]

This was quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever watched. You really managed to find the worst tweets of all time! Keep up the good work!

[@pigeoncube8881]

thank you for showing me the last tweet making me choke on the mashed potatoes i was eating which killed me instantly and i am no longer alive to think about twitter anymore

[@manavnaik1607]

These guys saying Hilary Clinton is out of touch and they don’t know who DREAM is

[@soman5348]

Thats based though.

[@478CKniggaa]

Honestly that’s cool and I love how he still related to it thinking of a “dream” plushie 😂

[@BthIX]

New worst tweet of all time: Elon Musk's "my pronouns are Prosecute/Fauci"

[@ddd-op5wy]

cry about it

[@BthIX]

@@ddd-op5wy Kudos to your supremely intelligent and profound response, my good sir.

[@mathiasbillard4225]

No, it was funny in a "this guy is stupid" kind of way

[@masonshackelford285]

I envy the blissful ignorance of not knowing who Stephan Molyneaux is

[@hxzevevo]

This is such a great video. Gained a new sub. I'm currently bedridden after surgery and I feel like I might binge watch you guys until I'm better :p

[@jake975]

Stefan molyneaux is certainly no scientist, and he is absolutely not a funny man LMAO

[@diabennys]

Mildly upset that they didn’t know the dream plushie tweet was just a copypasta

[@cbass1018]

THE BEN SHAPIRO VOICE WAS SO GOOD

[@il.dj.k]

man some of these tweets were terrible lol! In 1997 I witnessed 4 men drag a woman into a van and I did nothing to stop it

[@broisyougobbling]

To be fair, imagining the devil reading me my sins is GREAT sleep therapy

[@finnmacmanus5723]

Can’t believe ‘how has serving impacted you’ got snubbed

[@jspicer9808]

Hivemind really fed two birds with one scone in this video

[@thebiggingerx]

the fact that the dream plushie one isn't even the original version of that tweet lol, their reaction to the original would be hilarious

[@LadiesandgentlemenfooFIGHTERS]

ok but you gotta admit the fact that PETA was able to come up with idioms that share the same meaning as the original and STILL RHYME is impressive

[@ktgrnhig]

DiGiorno’s #WhyIstayed “Because you had pizza” has to rank up there

[@hauntedvessel]

that ben shapiro tweet aged so poorly lmao but its not surprising

[@tobble2414]

«Man, my student loan debt makes me go 🙃🥺😞 sometimes»

[@BradenArends]

So refreshing to see people who don't know who Dream is

[@axllaw427]

All of this because Tumblr thought it was a good idea to ban explicit content