Worst waiters ever

[@bigyoshi5170]

Them turning off the lights isn’t them closing up, it just creates a romantic atmosphere clearly. Such good waiters!

[@Let_me_get_a_name.-_-]

I think its a bit exaggerated, i think i still remember that a supermarket closed lights but still kept some open for the last customers

[@eko8266]

They even went home to leave them more space, how adorable !

[@orangee_blox]

also the chairs on the table for decoration, really just a nice gesture!

[@eko8266]

@@orangee_blox So the candle heat doesn't damage the table while you can have all the sweet chat in the world, so thinkfull and brave !

[@eko8266]

@KyleH736 stuff you wouldn't do if you're not part of the staff, have fun dining on the table ;)

[@micahdietrich7166]

I actually met a dude like Alan in the second video. He was an amazing waiter, and he memorized 5 peoples orders, and even remembered who ordered what when he brought it out.

[@JoshuaB-wu8pk]

I met the most amazing woman who remembered my family’s order from over a year before and recited it perfectly. She was a nice 40 year old looking Asian woman with a strong accent but great English. I really respect Asians because they clearly are very sharp and I wish I had that type of mind, they have great food and many of them are amongst the most ingenious people in the world. I apparently have an IQ of 113 according to a psychologist and I honestly doubt it.

[@Zebra_M]

I also met a dude like second video Alan when the school computers were having issues on monday morning and my IT teacher stormed off never to be seen again

[@TheAnantaSesa]

I'm not paying extra for someone to fake autism just to do the same thing a pad of paper can do.

[@tinyteddie631]

​​@@JoshuaB-wu8pkWhat do you doubt about having an IQ of 113? You think it's lower? Higher? 113 is pretty average.

[@johannstrauss3750]

Same here. Except there were only two of us and she fucked up our sides, got my burger cooked completely wrong, then complained to her manager when we asked for the correct sides (didn't even mention the burger).

[@CaptainQ2607]

VLDL uploads a compilation while I'm impatiently waiting for the continuation of the bored saga with Alan gone 😂

[@PALADINKILLIAN-1403]

gotta wait for monday i think

[@jamesvan2201]

​@NobleSix-1403 it's been like 2 mondays.😂

[@Goatfer]

I didn't realize it was a comp. Wondered why it was so long.

[@kenjiaex7986]

Same LMAO

[@Brutal_Overlord]

Facts

[@joshmckay9133]

Eating alone will always be one of the funniest skits they have ever done. Ben just cracks me up with how UNHINGED he is.

[@wojtek5385]

12:05 'Read the room, mate!' my favourite Rowan's quote.

[@Leon-k3t]

Yeah absolutely

[@E3Ops]

I worked in kitchens for 16 years and closing time was always anxiety inducing. 10min to close and the server comes back announcing a 10 top. Every cook freaks out.

[@OllieTaylorzPiano]

Ben was a great waiter in the S**t skit, the fact he's being gaslit is OUTRAGEOUS

[@MrJerichoPumpkin]

"read the room mate!" Rowan being Rowan but also supporting Alan is quite refreshing

[@prathamkataria7570]

In the 1st one Rowan comes out of the kitchen wearing a chef's hat: "Who are you? Customers can't be in the restaurant after it's closed. You must be robbers. You know what we do with robbers?" *pulls out a sword*

[@FiXato]

wasn't that Alan in the original skit?

[@AB-bh6rb]

Yes it was ​@@FiXato

[@JoshuaB-wu8pk]

It wasn’t even a restaurant it was a tech store

[@gloopglop7540]

@@FiXato wait wait, do they cut the videos shorter for these and that actually happened in the original or are you just making up your own scenario? funny either way

[@axolotlguy25]

​@@gloopglop7540it was a different skit in a different series where alan said this

[@dugmetallica1]

Hamish is a treasure, I always cry from laughter in his skits

[@earthtaurus5515]

The water sketch... at the end... damn I almost fell off my chair literally lmao.

[@NFREAK141]

5:32 Alan you can't keep running away like this! You're the waiter!

[@StoryLover-7]

Or just a non-waiter who thought it would be fun and dressed up as one.

[@FiXato]

you can see Hamish' beard growing as he is waiting to order.

[@ydainesplayground1059]

it's funny that they are asking "How did the sh*t get on the salad?" instead of "why are they serving sh*t?"

[@tobeess]

If you go to a restaurant and wait for a waiter, do you become the waiter? Thank you and good night, I'll see myself out.

[@anthonywatson7735]

I'll hold the door for you!😉

[@DeclanMBrennan]

And when you wait patiently to see a doctor, what do you become?

[@MCCaradon]

Looking at your avatar, I can safely say thats toilet humor

[@tumatauenga6433]

​@@DeclanMBrennan The waiter

[@bitsuuuuuu]

ohh so if i wanted to become the manager i will just...

[@razamirza210]

I like how in the skit when Alan was trying to ask Britt if she would marry him, she was already wearing a ring

[@keulron2290]

Promise ring. Basically a ring you wear to say you’ll stay pure until you’re married.

[@razamirza210]

@@keulron2290 interesting. I never knew that

[@olablc531]

​@@keulron2290 wtf

[@keulron2290]

@@olablc531 How is that “wtf?” It’s literally just to show that you want to save yourself for marriage. It’s rather common.

[@olablc531]

@@keulron2290 never heard of it in my parts. So how does it work (asking for curiosity), you put it when you make that decision on your own, before being with someone to show anyone interested what your belief is, or you put it already when engaged for... not sure what exactly. I feel like that's between the partners.

[@venoltar]

You should never ask "if they are about to close", you should ask "what time do they normally close".

[@FiXato]

or better yet: what time does *the kitchen* usually close.

[@TheLongDon]

​@@FiXatoNo, you guys are coping so hard. If they close at 9 and I walk in at 8:59, I expect to be served the full menu. If you want to close as 8 then close at 8, don't expect people to just follow your arbitrary rules. When I walk into Walmart they offer everything they have right up until 11

[@FiXato]

@@TheLongDon I'd suggest you get some common sense, but judging by your name and profile picture that ship has long sailed.

[@Yanoshh]

@@TheLongDon Sure! But then you agree that you have 60 seconds on the clock to eat everything and then leave or get kicked out, because they close at 9, right? :)

[@TheLongDon]

@@FiXato Common sense dictates you advertise your hours correctly. You would know this if you spent any amount of time managing

[@kryatme7833]

I swear I love the waitstaff/restaurant logic videos. All of them, minus the poop in the salad, every time I binge I have to skip around it

[@MrXemrox]

16:23 Alternative extended version managed to keep his birthday a secret until he made the mistake of ordering a alcoholic drink, and the waiter looked at the DOB on the ID. Waiter turned pale, guy asked, "What?" Until he realized, "Oh, no." And after the waiter return the ID, gets the other waiters, "You don't have to do it." Waiter then says it's policy.

[@SeenAGreatLight]

"Sure could go for some food and drink right now!" The passive-aggression in that sentence is a thing of beauty. XD

[@michelguevara151]

britt going full uncanny valley on hamish was perfect

[@ItsPinkay]

I relate to this too much it hurts. My boss sends everyone home at close, so i have to try clean and organize everything in about an hour if im lucky, while still serving customers.

[@Magpie-j2b]

I feel Hamish’s pain for the birthday thing. My husband and I went to Montana’s for the first, and last, time. There were four different families, all seated around us, who were having birthdays. We had to listen to Montana’s version of the birthday song four times in a row.

[@samzeyel8220]

you're all so frigging good actors...love you all guys

[@ponnex]

"No yeah no, it's fiiiiine". Could have been the clue there.

[@EtyMologic-vj8wy]

When brit goes grey and the lord of the rings dark ambience breaks in, "WHAT DID THE LOOT RAT DO TO DISERVE THIS??"

[@FiXato]

I'm amazed at how well Ben can act a ragdoll😀

[@CortexNewsService]

I'm honestly surprised they had any takes without someone breaking.

[@FaultAndDakranon]

Ben is a live action Muppet

[@PresidentRory]

They need to add some screaming and slamming of pots and pans when Adam goes to ask the Chef if the fryers are still on.

[@roak1566]

I genuinely think 'Happy Birthday' is probably one of, if not the best sketch VLDL has ever made

[@FiXato]

"did you get all that?" "I would've, on my phone that's recording your order, if you hadn't constantly been asking that, making it run out of recording time"

[@WeirdAmerica219]

The birthday song is so accurate lol

[@playnvanilla5176]

This series is supreme! Script, acting, direction, camera, sound... loved all of it!

[@stevefilms1997]

You can judge the water waiter all you want, but at the lightning speed it was clearly being drunk I’m convinced Alan may have died had that water not been poured down his mouth.

[@faolan9472]

them singing is an introverts nightmare

[@madmadz1624]

That first skit is why the kitchen usually closes before the resturant

[@maciejp7829]

it also starts earlier

[@heikoguckes5693]

I love the whole sound design. It is fantastic.

[@steezwts9093]

Rule of thumb.... Dont go into a restaurant within 20 mins of closing.

[@thebones6144]

make it 40 :) kitchen usually shuts 1 hour before the restqurant

[@Franimus]

Wtf is the point of a closing time then

[@eoindenniston2611]

​@@Franimus To close....

[@Franimus]

@@eoindenniston2611 yeah close the front doors, but if I'm seated before then, I ought to expect standard service

[@ScottB-qi9wx]

Restaurants should be thrilled anyone is even coming to their restaurant in the first place. Being the economy and many preferring to eat at home

[@mdimascio]

That was a half hour of cracking up, especially the assistance with the chopsticks!

[@mattstanford9673]

"That feels illegal." Lmfao. No telling how much Adam just charged Ben. But after all the product he's stolen from Playtech/Tech Town over the years, I'd call it........just desserts. ...I'll see myself out.

[@mattstanford9673]

Rowan's "read the room, mate" will never not kill me. XD

[@FiXato]

Never apologise for puns when they... fit the bill. 😅

[@austinpowersfasjer]

Full service is so random, im dying of headache-induced laughing

[@inflatable2]

I litteraly had the "closing" situation in Hamburg Germany once in a restaurant.. Well before 21.00h (the official closing time) we got there and trying to order some food they were clearly already closing up.. Cleaning, putting chairs on other tables etc, so simular, no joke.. Even the I have to ask if a particular order could still be made part..

[@AngelOfTheTomb]

Every time a compilation is posted, I click on the video without reading anything about it and then start going "I've seen this video before..." I always click VLDL videos without even checking what it is because I know I'll get a laugh

[@bubwal23xifan]

Adam is just being a bro interrupting Adam topping off the water. He's trying to keep him from making a huge mistake. He's a damn hero

[@leonestello]

Whoa, your right! He's making sure I can marry Britt,🥰😅😋

[@tinyteddie631]

Didnt think I'd be able to sit theough 20 something minutes of waiter skits, but man I was laughing the whole time. You guys got my subscribe 😂

[@GalaxyDragonArt]

LETS GO!!!! MORE RESTAURANT VIDEOS!! I really wanted to see these and I’m so happy you guys made more!! Love your guys videos!

[@TheMassaKiller]

I was laughing so hard on the p*ece of sh*t and the water-waiter. SO funny!

[@hadinajafi8827]

The “no singles” restaurant is a perfect idea for tinder and dating apps 😂

[@simonfinnie2900]

The last one is definitely an improvement on the old dropping laptop skit they did a few years ago

[@RedRuneblade_Alt]

I'd love to see skits like this with each actor's respective partner! And the single ones 3rd wheeling hahaha. I bet they'd be super cute and you'd get those bloopers with everyone laughing that make you laugh!

[@llandy123]

the full service one was great, I hadn't seen that one.

[@evoxcy5567]

everybody hates happy birthday from the waiters,even waiters themselves 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cocogoatee]

Birthday sketch is so retable and painful. My anxious ass can never go through that 😭

[@DipStaaf]

Ill check on the chef if the fryer is still on. lol

[@emberguard5009]

That close to closing I wouldn't trust that burger to be properly cooked if the fryer was only just turned back on. It can take 20 mins to heat up the oil from cold, then another 10 mins to cook something if it's small / thin.

[@eko8266]

@@emberguard5009 If it's closure time and you just turned it off, it doesn't take that long, the oil is still hot and the boiler (don't know the english name sry lad) too, it just pisses off the cook but we can do it anyway, just a pain in the butt. It's only about 2 or 3 minutes of cooking the meat while the buns are in the oven, it's most of the time the only order left so you can focus on it, assembling everything takes 20 secs, it's not that hard. Just annoying when you started closing everything and be told to put everything back on

[@davv420]

Ben's head collapsing and hitting the table so hard when his hair slipped out of Alan's hand is the best😂😂😂. Seen all these many times and still love re watching them over and over.

[@FiXato]

in the water skit: who is drinking the water? the waiter himself? 😂

[@krispytime1005]

im glad alan is still here

[@r.rajabally1865]

This was just SO good. Hilarious! Very refreshing to see skits like this about mundane things.

[@JasonTodd-TRH]

I hate going to restaurants on my birthday. I will not let them know if I find out that it's going to happen. I will get up and excuse myself to the restroom/ car

[@jamesvan2201]

If it was really fine, they won't mention that it might be a "big" one. I love how people say this as if what you are asking is so horrible and when you ask if you should change it, they're like "oh no, your perfectly fine". 😂

[@SomeAndrewGuy]

I'll rewatch them all through this. I absolutely loved this series. Some of the sketches are my favourite.

[@franklee3800]

PMSL. Hysterical, especially the water waiter scene, The look on Rowan's face when his gf says she's excited...all of it.

[@mr_sniffer0149]

15:00 I never thought a happy birthday song at a restaurant could be so terrifying 🤣🤣🤣

[@SatchisPlayhouse]

I unfortunately had to deal with a similar situation at 22:00 Everyone has either moved away or passed but wanted to go to a place for Christmas like I used to with people. I'm sure they were expecting more people so they gave me a big table. My waiter came by and asked if everyone's late and I said it's just me so they moved me to a proper table haha.

[@simmzzzz]

"I'm sorry, did you say just say you ate ALONE?!" - Ben

[@robinnordqvist-pettersson457]

I love how Adam always gets the disgusting food lol😂

[@AngryK1tty]

The sh1t salad one always cracks me up. It’s so outta the blue, I just didn’t expect it at all. It’s literally outrageous

[@rieaweer7459]

Thanks for helping me start my day off with a smile!!

[@De__zu]

Have a great day ahead🎉

[@rieaweer7459]

@@De__zu awe thanks this was a nice surprise as well I hope you have a nice day as well

[@VivaLaDirtLeague]

Thank you for your support! You make us smile too :)

[@ThePhoenix743]

5:50 Reminded me of a time I went to a restraunt with my family, including relatives, near a dozen people, and the waiter took all of the orders verbally and brought them all out right. It was impressive, and we asked about it. I think he had a form of photographic memory, but for verbal instead, but it was years ago, and I wasn't paying much attention to the conversation as a kid.

[@leveluppupgaming7207]

If you think a restaurant is closing, go some where else. Most places are gonna be too polite to tell you they are closing. And you really are jamming up their schedule ordering even 30 minutes before close.

[@DarthLesbian]

Yup. That close to closing they’re already cleaning and will have to reclean everything they use to make that meal. Unfortunately some people just dont care and say well that’s what they’re paid to do.

[@erkealbat1139]

To be honest as a dutch person i rather have them tell me they are closing

[@DarthLesbian]

@@erkealbat1139 I’ve worked places where we have told people we were closing, one time we were literally closing in 5 mins. They ignored us, sat down, and ordered anyways. And unfortunately our manager was a pushover so he just went along with it. Edit: He was a genuinely good boss otherwise though, was very kind to us and made sure we were taken care of, but my lord he was incapable of standing up to abusive customers

[@leveluppupgaming7207]

@@DarthLesbian I too have worked in the food industry. I had a guy come up, ask when we close, leave, and then come back 5 minutes before we closed and was upset our stove and kitchen was shut down for the night. Anyone who complains about this kind of thing, has clearly never worked in a restaurant

[@FiXato]

not so much "being too polite" as perhaps being instructed by the manager or owner to not say no.

[@Knickerson]

The full service sketch looks like it was born from improv night! That’s hilarious. 😂

[@1532JJ]

The Birthday skit is incredible. Even on the 10th watch, it's hilarious. So, so good.

[@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307]

FUSH burger but NO CHUPS! he wants fries!

[@alexbetrozov8442]

24:34 Bens insanity is outrageoussss 😂 P.s. amazing set of great scetches

[@sinisterisrandom8537]

I find this amusing since thw more you watch these compilations the more you imagine that Alan left one job for another for another.

[@BlueAced]

15:11 "RAIN HELLFIRE ON THIS PUNY SPACE BUBBLE" moment

[@sowt007]

The video about b-day song is my favorite. Every time I see this birthday greetings in a restaurant I remember this video 😁

[@ArinAkaMazu]

I wonder if alan gets more respect in the restaurant than he did in techtown

[@cthulhustar997]

21:41 the hand gestures are killing me

[@Siryn]

Having worked in the service industry for many years, the happy birthday one hit the hardest. LOL!

[@Slowsilv]

Every compilation you guys put out Ben has me in tears of some sort.

[@Dr.Cosmar]

The subtext to answering Ben's repeated question was, "Not sure why you can't just look up our hours.... this one''s on you."

[@Longwing70]

Ben's full service slapstick gets me every time. Don't even know why.

[@jayzonedc6474]

Lmao love that the captions think that Alan is saying "Brett" instead of Britt

[@kathrina3339]

I adore your restaurant logic! ❤💙It's hard to say who is the worst waiter, everyone tried to do their best 😂

[@aidanbarnard3914]

This series is by far the most unhinged Viva La Dirt League content they have ever uploaded

[@DestroyerGillard]

Dang was hoping that this was a new bored episode

[@davidblackman1586]

I love when Alan is pouring the water and he's like "wtf?!"

[@hitsukuchi22]

Makes me remember when rowan didnt drop the macbook at playtech

[@Paxmax]

I was wondering.... how come Hamish is so brutally ignored. 2 secs of Britt 😮 ooooooh.... daym! ....and Hamish, excellent Breakdown!

[@ShadowWear]

the full service one was hilarious !!!!

[@zanemiller4633]

I am disappointed you didn’t include my favorite one. The one where alan messes up the order and gets beaten up. That one is hilarious.

[@juanpauloseptimo9113]

more compilation! thank you! hope you make a compilation for those sponsored skits, i really like those as well!

[@Wintercomet100]

Somehow seeing Ben go full unhinged, and grabbing a rifle and screaming 'no one eats alone!' is somehow both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.

[@TheMountainBeyondTheWoods]

I love these restaurant sketches, I wish they did more of them.

[@DarkcIoud1111.]

I don't know what you're talking about, that full service restaurant had excellent waiters and the harmony of the Happy Birthday waiters would make angels weep for not being as good.

[@RayGainbows]

These are some of the most disturbing vids ive seen from yall. I love them so much! everyone got to go nuts .🤣🤣

[@NocturnalPyro]

Bro the fact that in the first one Britt and Ben are like a dream for people in the service industry.

[@alexgoldhaber1786]

If only Adam had a ruler to gauge the glass with water, that would be so insane 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kasimirforli2364]

Ooofff as someone who is finally in his last month as a waiter i allways laugh und cry while seeing this. You guys did an amazing job representing some of the most depressing things I witnessed there and managed to make me laugh about it. Thx❤

[@therealperegrine]

My question about Topup is, where did all the water go? xD

[@shanep2369]

Damn. I remember when there was less than 500k of us following y'all. Now we're over 6 mil 😮. Love you guys. Never stop doing what you do.