Cursed Stardew Valley for 17 minutes straight

Here we've got some Stardew Valley funny moment clips that didn't make it into the main videos! Thanks so much for watching and supporting Worst Premade Ever! :)
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[@jeshua4094]

For the record, you get the recipe for Sashimi by being nice to Linus, the homeless guy. When he likes you enough, he gives you the recipe.

[@magicaleevee843]

7:16 I think this is my favourite WPE moment of all time! The pure, 100% commitment to the 'WHAT' has me in stitches!

[@toastbot9496]

Wait, the 2 prismatic shards from the larvae bugs is insane though

[@Blue-fj6js]

I think they might have accidentally done the multiplayer duplication glitch

[@OctyabrAprelya]

The loot is determined by what tile you kill a mob (among other factors) So, if you kill 2 larvae on the same tile, you get the same loot twice.

[@trashdog6666]

@@Blue-fj6js Maybe but that happened to me on my single-player file last time with a dust sprite

[@Blue-fj6js]

@@trashdog6666 oh damn, that’s impressive

[@matejriha4829]

it´s combo of multiplayer dupe glitch and the drop tile, bcs both of them were slashing to that larvae which was on good tile and gave them both the drops even tho they killed it seperatly, which resulted in two prismatic shards

[@summerwatson3794]

Honestly, when Jake was joking about how he was being flirted with at customs I thought he was going to say it was during a cavity search 😂😂

[@captainmorgan2165]

nothing like 17 minutes of chaos from these fusterclucks this morning

[@Blue_Spider_Lilly1]

Gabby is never living down the Bee Mummy thing, is she?

[@SupahCray]

No.

[@CruiserToneFan]

The new "Ellis's Precious Metal Club" for WPE.

[@Forestguardian]

I think she's gonna just accept it

[@ians7184]

BEEEEEESSSS

[@Sane-17]

And on this day the 25th of July, Gabi is hence known as Bee Mummy by the WPE community

[@romycarldelacruz1980]

Gotta love the dynamic of the entire wpe group. We have Jake who’s as smart as dirt. Gabby Jake’s girlfriend that actually has talent but uses it for stupid shit. Ellis the most normal one. Cath the also normal one but regularly talks about random shit that isn’t related to the context or something about poo. Alex who’s a gremlin that probably has 100 charges of probably theft, Murder, kidnapping and fraud. And then Nick Who’s just an employee.

[@SupahCray]

WHAT ABOUT CRUSTY, DAMMIT?

[@selenagamya1612]

The funny thing is that Cath and Ellis aren't even remotely normal on their own, but compared to the rest of the group they're the least odd.

[@Mis7erSeven]

If you describe someone like Ellis as the most normal, that really says a lot about the group around him.

[@cameronkelly9157]

I describe them slightly differently: Cath has one brain cell and when she's not pooping it's focused on loot. Jonk has one brain cell and he uses it alternately to troll or think about trains. Ellis has several brain cells; unfortunately most of them are functionally devoted to raging at everyone else for having one brain cell. Alex also has several brain cells, but it doesn't matter because he's a sexual deviant. Gabby is a perfect cinnamon roll, but she's dating Jonk so she has a front-row seat to the shitshow and no one to blame but herself 😂 Nick had a shot at being a normal person, but he's absorbed enough unhinged energy by osmosis at this point that it's too late.

[@bunnyg4464]

cath is more 1/2 'normal' other half buzzkill lmao.

[@kingdashed9002]

8:56 I think I just ruined a moment with my donation 😂

[@isaactoburen1622]

made for good content, so money well spent

[@posham219]

no you didn't, you made it better

[@user-bn4cs6zu6r]

"WHY CAN'T I JUST BUY A FUCKING COOKBOOK?!" As a matter of fact... you can.

[@OctyabrAprelya]

What? I watched The Queen of Sauce religiously every Sunday for 2 years like an anime from the noughties just for nothing? 😭

[@user-bn4cs6zu6r]

@@OctyabrAprelya I mean, it's kinda expensive and you need to get 100 golden walnuts before being able to buy it, but it definetly exists

[@NutSaxs]

​@@user-bn4cs6zu6r yeah, no. Tossing fish at Linus everyday it is.

[@DRAG0NSPIRIT10]

Gabby: "It was like Danish Hannibal Lecter." So, Mads Mikklesen then :).

[@lukaszboczar2441]

It's daddy mikklesen I'll have u know

[@unknowndane4754]

I actually relate to the conversation with Ellis about chill games, I also play the same style of games when I just want to zone out. Stardew Valley is a game I want to plan around and remember what the fuck i was doing. In the strategy games I can always just start a game and just go through the motions without really thinking.

[@filipwolffs]

Same. If I really wanted to shut off my brain I'd go play Civilization or Stellaris. Something like Stardew Valley requires organising.

[@hashtagrex]

thats the difference between people who play strategy games vs those who are way too skilled for their own good 🤣

[@posterus4413]

I love shuttingmy brain off for that shit for hours. Just me and me strategy game. Nothing else going on for me.

[@slimetank394]

I don't have enough brain to relate to this.

[@d4rkpr1nc39]

​@@slimetank394that you jonk in an alt account?

[@lunaequinox7333]

“Bloody Denmark, you get flirted with on your way through customs!” Looks like I found where to take my next vacation.

[@silverscorpio24]

I'm not surprised at all that Alex and Ellis find war relaxing and peace infuriating. 😂

[@OctyabrAprelya]

Honestly, Stardew Valley is more stressful than Factorio. Due to the limited time you get per day. You can space out in Factorio and won't find yourself thinking "Oh, f*ck, it's midnight already"

[@MilesTheMan]

3:07 The odds of getting a prismatic shard from an enemy after reaching the bottom of the mines is 0.05%. So getting two back to back is 0.0025% chance or 1 in 40,000! (However, these aren't the real odds. They actually just pulled off the multiplayer dupe exploit since Nick and Jake killed the bug at the same time. They both get the loot.)

[@TheInfernoShards]

Everyone in WPE is such a character, but there is something about nick I love, kills me with almost every setences he says, so glad he is becoming more and more commonly in the vids

[@ash-zw3je]

Modded stardew like the expanded stardew valley would do magic with this group

[@SupahCray]

Omg, nooo, and It's Always Raining In The Valley! Or the Yandere mods!!!

[@d4rkpr1nc39]

There's a reason why I don't use mods: I don't want my saves ruined. And I'm the type of guy to have a lot of mods in Skyrim and forget about it. The second I come back I forgot what I even had on

[@rhyssuy8361]

not every game needs to be played with mods unless its quality of life mods sometimes the base experience is better

[@d4rkpr1nc39]

@@rhyssuy8361 amen

[@zacharyjackson1829]

@@rhyssuy8361 there is some level of truth there but there's a lot of quality of life fixes to be found from other members of the community that may have the same issues that you do. I'm biased considering i dont just stick to vanilla saves for hundreds of hours and would rather have 20-60 hours of fun playtime with little annoyances on a save i may never return to again.

[@posterus4413]

Ellis and Alex saying RTS and Tactic based games are their chillout games is such a mood. I genuinely love sitting down for hours playing a campaign or a skirmish battle just chilling and zoning out.

[@LtCaswell]

12:30 Those radioactive glasses were so perfect for Alex's character

[@Taiki11]

I dug up grandpa 😂 wtf crusty 😂

[@VINCE-pp3es]

if you never watched his skyrim vr vids this is nothing for him

[@ThatOneDane]

@@VINCE-pp3es I feel like his skyrim vr vid is venom mixed with jack sparrow mixed with a third personality.

[@Khazandar]

Jake was so proud of the "Nice Choo meet Choo" xD

[@somedude2296]

4:34 “you’re a jizzard, harry”

[@contentconsumer963]

Oh nooooh! Lol!

[@judahsmyth5398]

the fact i was playing total war warhammer 3 while listening to this and i just hear "total war warhammer 3" was... odd

[@akulatraxus9153]

It's the time pressure that makes Stardew not relaxing. You have to be constantly planning and making the most of your time. And the game is constantly trying to mess you up by moving around NPCs and closing shops on weird days to make you waste time. Game has no chilll.

[@BloodyMobile]

12:30 I was already wondering earlier what that random chair was doing there. Now it makes sense.

[@dr.bright6272]

Correction, even more cursed than usual

[@starpokeheart664]

9:28 *BALLOON*

[@SummerGirle1617]

WHAT IN THE WORLD AS SOON AS GABBY SAID SHE TURNED ON HER AIRCON MINE TURNED ON

[@hashtagrex]

bee mummy has many powers some would deem unnatural

[@MegamanNT]

"Is she building a gallows?" Welp can't unsee that now. XD

[@efrenarevalo2025]

Nick's bed > Therapy

[@QuietBorb]

mann normalise sleeping in ya homie's beds for emotional comfort (preferably with conscent) i relate to gabby on that level having done that with a friend's ok after a really rough month that just kept getting longuer

[@thunder_games_18_81]

Let’s see here we got. Gabby: Bee Mummy/Plant Mummy, Ellis: Precious metal club, Jake: Train kid, Cath: Cath and the allies, Alex: Unhinged man extraordinaire.

[@nidonemo]

**scribbles** Go...to...Denmark...possible...husband...in...customs office.

[@Darc1972]

1:26 "sometimes dead is better."

[@josiahm6271]

Nice reference mate

[@Starlight-yk7pk]

Sashimi if I remember is taught by being friends with the wildlife dude that lives in the tent Be friends with him and he gives you sashimi and also teaches you eventually I think... It's been awhile since I been on and I plan to bet back on

[@jodiecopeland9252]

Befriend Linus to get Sashimi, use any fish to make it.

[@ThatOneDane]

Ellis' rage is mandatory in each of every video.

[@danieljohnston5649]

A Paradox game is Ellis’ idea of a chillout game?!😂 You Psycho!🤣

[@gdvyxenn]

Imma touch you if you use that sideways laughing emoji again 😭🙏

[@rainbowshowers]

⁠@@gdvyxenn🤣🤣 Go ahead 😏

[@maxgunstone954]

​@@gdvyxenn🤣 Can I join in on this action?

[@davrowpot5585]

He must love Stellaris then, but the systems in that game may destroy his psyche

[@RoseKindred]

Oh come on, we all know if she could bee a bee mummy, she'd Queen it.

[@philsearle8783]

Jake's Lil' Jon has me in stiches everytime 😂

[@NichtVonInteresse-d5h]

Gabby sleeping in Nicks bed is actually really wholesome. Just pretending to be close to him calming her down really shows them caring for each other in my opinion

[@terra7283]

Never knew Stardew Valley was so dirty😂😂😂❤. Thanks for making us laugh. Belly pains are heavenly now instead of just pains😊😅😂

[@VahnXVI]

Any game can turn dirty as long as wpe plays them

[@luna_nova_09]

7:14 This is meme worthy 😂

[@grimloc5418]

we need more stuff like this, this is gold

[@ChloeHartzog]

Oh yesssss more stardew content. Perfect timing, it's just about 1 am now

[@carriebstorm]

4:45 I can't stop rewatching this part.

[@hfar_in_the_sky]

Nick’s bed: the cure to panic attacks

[@captainblack3043]

That WHAT was pretty spot on .

[@lucinator0365]

Didn’t expect Ellis to play hoi4 but it’s a nice surprise

[@The_Goldenhammer.]

11:08 As a Dane i can confirm we live in our own little world here in Scandinavia. We have allways been abit of an oddball. And im proud of that. Rather be weird than normal.

[@MattMerica76]

4:55 It looks more like a guillotine!

[@OctyabrAprelya]

That's TOO French for them.

[@PaperLaur]

Oh, are we finally dealing with Mayor Lewis?

[@brianhutcherson1700]

Crusty trolling them with the signs was hilarious 😂

[@CaptainForsyth]

The more videos I watch, the more I believe Jonk and Gabby are made for each other.

[@darthmaul216]

11:09 now I want to go to Denmark. Thanks Jake

[@Starkiller5121]

Nick just loves causing chaos in these sessions

[@TheLegendaryBillCipher]

Actually you get the sashimi recipe by befriending Linus.

[@liammartin551]

I wish they done subtitles for this channel too. Its always great reading them.

[@PrestonSanford-g9u]

7:16 I was not expecting that song, but am glad to hear them attempt to sing it.

[@TheCrosshare]

We all need a Nick's Bed in our lives now and then.

[@lolbit6067]

*Jonk after hearing a sad story* Jonk: yes, very tragic, anyway!

[@akashiseijuro3677]

7:19 I´m Dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@badabiim]

The pure commitment to the "WHAAAAT?!" LOL I CAN'T

[@jtheconqueror121]

I didn’t realize you guys got Usher to play with you. Really moving up in the world!

[@TheMadScorpyon]

Cath screaming BAHLOON in Scottish English was effing hilarious

[@GarettSaltvick]

The fish recipe you’re talking about is given to you by Linus at 3 hearts.

[@kc9602]

I just watch for Duck-Person!! His signs are hilarious 😂😂😂

[@cymikgaming1266]

6:57 now this is the content i sub for

[@TRexKidGaming]

Honestly I get Ellis’s idea of a chill out game lol

[@henrikhyrup3995]

Well, Denmark IS one of the happiest countries in the world, so a little flirting at the airport should be expected ;)

[@TheWonTrueDragon]

I was drinkin orange fizz when Jonk started doing the call outs as Little Jon and it went up my fookin nose like

[@akantiia]

I need a massive compilation of WPE but it's all the cursed stuff

[@NieYanMLC]

Still one of the best Extras vid

[@BritishGuyHuman]

6:35 To answer that question myself, I quite like playing Metal: Hellsinger to relax, or maybe Blade and Sorcery to let off stress. But RDR2 fishing is the most relaxing one.

[@uvveshlurvvesh6515]

"Grandpa is Dead, Nick" - i laughed so hard in the middle of the night my Fiance Woke up and gave me a Black Eye 😂

[@animefreak8189]

Not cursed enough. NEED MORE!

[@seandoubleC]

Get the gold stars Nick!!

[@OneFloofyBooper]

Very nice of Nick to open his bed up to everyone :)

[@dlunar1551]

Sashimi and other cooking recipes can be bought from Gus by the way, I don’t watch the streams so you might already know but there ya go.

[@aloeatta]

Jonk impersonating lil'Jon was amazing. Lil'Jonk

[@spk1121]

I don't know how that didn't make it to the main channel, that part was hysterical 😂

[@DoctorNicolasGames]

8:56 this is so niche that probably not even 10.000 people worldwide would understand it, but: "So, Forza is fertig runderjeladen"

[@Mis7erSeven]

It definitely has the same energy.

[@WolfysEyes]

I had to pause and take a moment after "The Jizzard of Oz"

[@askys5546]

Hey loving the vids :) wanted to add a thing i learned deal with panic attacks (since we didnt get to hear gabbys 🥺 Ive managed to stop all active panikattacks by simply holding my breath. Stops it within seconds, ocassionnalt returns, but the you can just repat. The scientifical reason is that a panic attacks is triggered when you have to much oxygen in your body, so if you lower it, it stops. Sadly it dosent help the underlying issue, but just thought is shar eto help others. Sorry for typos, i am... Very very tired ^^ godluck?

[@caroannaetemrikg.4958]

The story of Gabby sleeping in Nick's bed was quite cute to me! Fun fact: I also slept in someone else's bed for the same reason.

[@TicklishElmo]

So if I’m having a panic attack, sleep with Nick? 🤔 Ok 😄👍

[@ziutek1688]

Love the discussion about the relaxing games. While I watch this on second screen when playing brainless Warhammer Total War 3 campaign xD

[@Evil409]

Jake. Gabby. Why are you the way that you are? lol

[@joshuas9]

All praise the Bee Mummy

[@anubisfoxchaosmoon5882]

Lol, yall are like a family trying to kill each other 😅

[@exemplar7205]

"fucking Baloon!" lol

[@TSFCHOGAN]

We are just friendly in Denmark!

[@Modemus69]

Morning all!

[@Blue_Spider_Lilly1]

Morning friend!

[@ArisuOkami]

Alright. Now wheres nicks bed, i gotta sleep in it.

[@luna_nova_09]

11:55 “You’re useless Nick” “Wha-“

[@Boomer-mb1qh]

Not surprised the Ellis likes Hearts of Iron. I do have to wonder how much he has spent on paradox games/dlc in general however.

[@dire_wolfheart]

2:14 I didnt know Alex was a Cenobite!

[@Raida7]

Bee Mummy 😂😂

[@majormoron605]

Nice choo meet you I dead

[@colinkallnik3555]

The lack of subtitles makes it really difficult to understand what’s going on when theres like 5 people talking at once

[@clawedmoss9030]

Does bee mum give nice hugs?

[@IntrovertedPotato]

5:20 Ain't no way they called Krobus a bog troll-

[@PillowFilledWithSpiders]

Is there a stardew valley stream missing from the archive

[@PedroMM193]

We need more Lil Jonk. A full album.