WPE's guide to: Not making any sense, literally none at all.

More examples of how we cannot speak English or any other language for that matter! Thanks so much for watching and being a part of the Worst Premade Ever community! :)
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[@TheSchultinator]

I'm not sure why, but the end with nothing but Dutch grumbling you can't even make out cracks me up so much

[@TheKingofDarkMatter400]

Yup XD

[@hedgehogshill3522]

The hardest part for me was all the talking and laughing cause i couldn't focus on it. 😂

[@Carnax6969]

I love it when Alex and Ellis mocked Jake for Taco, Nachos, and the cheese fridge whilst doing the posh accent.

[@swordzanderson5352]

They... were mocking Cath

[@kayBeeDoesStuff]

@@swordzanderson5352 why did Jake tell them to f*ck off then?

[@wolfiethefurrygamer1908]

​@@swordzanderson5352it was Jonk Mocking Cath but then Alex and Ellis mocking Jonk because Jonk was mocking Cath

[@djpvp9086]

Wpe is TOOOOOTAAALLLY the best role model to learning the english language

[@legendarycipher921]

Technically they are the best way to learn the English language. Cause you know how NOT to pronounce the words. 🤣

[@shadowthehedgehog182]

Too bad you can't learn how to be rude In Dutch

[@felixcyprus1667]

I leaned anglich by witching this chonnal

[@lunatic756]

@@shadowthehedgehog182 Oh don't worry, us belgians got you covered on that one.

[@frostbitefox9632]

A wise man named once said "It's dripping with sarcasm"

[@recreal3628]

11:00 I love it when he says "eyy, We build land on water" it's so out of context that its funny, and also its because hes grumbling

[@nyorito5208]

All alex wants to know is what is rude in dutch😂😂

[@1337-Nathaniel]

@@nyorito5208 I'm Dutch and I had to look it up... Brutaal (brute-ahl) is rude, but it's not the right translation in this context. I would say gemeen (ge-main, hard G) is more apt. It translated to 'mean'.

[@adampickett1139]

@@nyorito5208 maybe land bridges are considered rude?

[@STRHRTD0LLHRTSTR]

I mean, he isnt wrong. A part of The Netherlands would be under water, if they didnt build land to stop the water from flooding about half the country

[@theseamoon2180]

@@adampickett1139 I remember something about an Island that the dutch built Land all around it so much that it isn't an island anymore, maybe that's what they were talking about? still no idea how that relates to the question though

[@Drone606]

Back a little before covid started up me and my dnd group did a sort of aladdin setting run but everything was opposite or twisted in a sense like the sultan was the bad guy and our ally on the inside was the Prince and the great sorcerer Jaclose, and id never considered others had probably thought of this joke too but anyways thanks for making me remember all that keep up the great work.

[@infernowolf056]

All my DnD games make a certain group of ww2 era people look like the most friendly people you will meet

[@obeliskthe]

2:36 Now i can´t stop thinking about Alex sitting in his room, huffing and puffing, while literally cranking one out and steam coming out of his ears xD

[@RussellTeapot]

With the Thomas the Tank engine theme song in the background

[@akantiia]

Casually just gonna milk Delphine at the stables, you know? Maybe give her a bit of force ah ru 😂

[@ZeroTheHeartlessKing]

bet there's a mod for it lol

[@reinhartstrobl7033]

The onlyfans mod 😂

[@yendrian44]

@@ZeroTheHeartlessKing I would search for it but I don't want that in my internet record lol

[@luishenriquefalconifilho2124]

Goddamnit, I love watching your videos when I'm sick to help me feel better... but I have to hold my laughter, otherwise my asthma will destroy me and I'll cough my lungs out... the 'milk Delphine' part almost killed me for that

[@ninobecirevic7135]

"Milking Delphine" would be on your gravestone.

[@buddythewonderdog8065]

When I had COVID, the 'hoover the hamster' bit made me laugh so hard I had to take a painkiller.

[@DJdoppIer]

"Revolt of Griv-a-Bruh" sounds like a scuffed DnD character name. *XD*

[@daggers7765]

We need a compilation of Gabby's wheeze and/or her stories

[@sorinel-ch8cc]

This video has brought me to tears out of laughter, keep up the great work

[@lukerowbotham7570]

Next you guys need to put all of Alex’s accents and impersonations into one video, I’ve noticed he likes to pretend to be Scottish XD

[@buddythewonderdog8065]

His Trump impersonation is simultaneously horrible and perfect at the same time. I love it.

[@lunamarie1637]

This just establishes that Jonk has lysdexia...

[@The_Gamer101]

Some say the angry such noises can be heard to this day.

[@TheSchultinator]

Dutch noises

[@diooverheaven6561]

"Milk Delphine" is more interesting when you know Polish word for dolphin which is delfin said exactly as Delphine

[@LtCaswell]

Had a mouth full of coffee at the Revalt of Rivia bit and almost choked. LeT me GEt my SiLvur SwurRd xD

[@Blackraven6]

0:27 I always wondered if any of them actually read what the sign says. Cause Jake read it half wrong both times. It's (Eat Biscuit) Feel Butter. No fuel, but nobody feels better either.

[@pilummurialis6490]

"Milk Delphine" and "Pork Brynjolff" are the funniest ones!

[@I_am_ENSanity]

Why do I always drink when watching these videos?! Just spilled spiced rum cause I was laughing so hard!

[@DraidtheSpacePirate]

This lot helped me with a panic attack once and I've been subscribed ever since.

[@lerin1049]

It’s the best gift on a Christmas! Misspellings is my favorite. Thank you and Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!

[@457dragon]

how has this not gotten over 1K views yet!? seriously hilarious stuff!!

[@damonsnow11]

Well, it’s over 284k now, and still going up.

[@MrKrimson]

so glad this was on my reccomended, im a fool who didnt know this extras channel exists and its the perfect dose of serotonin from concentrate

[@hedgehogshill3522]

Yeah, thanks to this people I dont need serotonin drugs 😂❤

[@valonquinn4863]

For those curious like me, the literal translation of rude in Dutch is "brutaal." But a word more fitting might be "onbeleefd," which means the following: rude, impolite, discourteous, uncivil, unmannerly. I'm not Dutch, I just used google translate and tried to get the proper meaning across. Anyone who does speak Dutch, please be kind to my genuine curiosity.

[@markzijnspamzender]

Yes, i more likely say "onbeleefd" then "brutaal", in fact i don't hear a lot of friends or family saying "brutaal". I don't think that "brutaal" is used to often in a matter of speaking but i could be completely wrong.

[@Whippenberg]

Brutaal is what you'd use for a bratty child. Onbeleefd is mainly impolite, more commonly used for rude in adult speech

[@tristanvanlaar8826]

'Onbeschoft' is also an option.

[@daanoffline5716]

Yeah, that's about right, I love how everyone in the replies has very dutch names

[@anthonylong9067]

You dont have to tell the dutch to be kind. That’s their default setting.

[@SilverFenixFyre]

Jake's dyslexia brain is hilariously creative 🤣

[@centurionprodigy5157]

That end bit had me trying not to wake my girlfriend from how hard it was to not burst into laughter

[@jordanashe7656]

Im pretty sure I just manifested you uploading

[@PrinceIsot]

Idk how I found this channel but I love it

[@platypusputin8067]

Force Sah Ru just doesn't quite have the same oomph as Fus Ro Dah.

[@technologyvoid]

Me: oooo WPE posted a new video! Imma each this while eating my breakfast 10 seconds later Me: *accidentally spills coffee while trying not to laugh*

[@MrPrussianjester]

The Dutch grumbling is what got me. Im crying.

[@starpokeheart664]

8:54 raise your hand if you heard pango

[@henrikhyrup3995]

Legend has it that the Dutch guy is still grumbling....

[@w0jtek]

I love the trachea clip with junk and Ellis saying it wrong. Its tray-key-ah

[@jacoblansman8147]

"Therm-oh-meter" When I was in school, one of my classmates was asked to read a maths question and he read perimeter as "perry-meter". Cue laughing from everyone, including the teacher

[@my_name_is_a_Mr.E]

As a Dutch person I can say that he spoke only nonsensical garbo.

[@castermadness]

LMAO i never thought i'd be laughing over dutch grumbling

[@br-sb6vu]

Happy birthday Ellis

[@Drago_San]

Cath being like “oh Moooooooo Offf” others be like “Waalllleeeessssss, Waaalllleeesssss”

[@Ariou016]

Oh god, after tdiscovering the main channel and now this one, breathing has become a lot more difficult lately and I am getting really good inaudible laughing and tears running down my face not due to sadness

[@clubvillain]

11 minutes of pure Gold

[@OfficialKiberVolk]

Angry Dutch Grumbling... best part

[@karlthorsten9118]

He still hasn't answered what 'rude' is in Dutch, he's still angrily grumbling literally 99% of the time he's awake. 1% is left for inhaling.

[@DaniPaunov]

0:25 my favourite part about that clip is that it literally does say "feel butter"

[@marystone860]

If Geralt, Yenn, and Jaskier saw this video, here's one of the ways they would react:Geralt:' The f%#@?' Jaskier, (spewing whatever he was drinking, and laughing his ass off!) Yenn: (takes a look, monitor bursts into flames!)

[@rayedragonelf]

This is so relatable and hilarious 🤣

[@Wishkeirs]

This was so stupidly funny that my earbuds fell out and i tried to put it in my mouth-

[@xanderkelso2844]

Hmm love this compilation of Alex and jake

[@monsterdeath1517]

5:40 I cant stop laught with that sound

[@mcderpeyes2925]

"Pango" LOL

[@jameshuker56]

The grumbling Dutch guy reminds me of Nevil from Soviet Womble Arma 3 videos. 😂🤣

[@person10179]

8:00 Rivalt of Givaria.

[@hungrydarkness]

Alpha Bravo Charlie Delta Echo Foxtrot Gulf Hotel India Juliet Kilo Lima Mike November Oscar (pronounced os-cah) Papa Quebec (pronounced k'bek) Romeo Sierra Tango Uniform (pronounced OO-ni-form) Victor (pronounced vic-tah) Whiskey X-Ray Yankee Zulu

[@donbush9238]

"Gulf"? I think "Golf" is the more common phonetic alphabet representation for the letter "G". For English speakers, anyway.

[@blazerfox22]

I love that no matter how bad they screw up speech they will always get *uck right

[@albertkousa8593]

8:55 - Ellis 100% said Pango 🤣🤣

[@brianbittermann9331]

Yea he did say pango lol

[@alfonsoalonzo]

i think it was already a video but a dyslexic spike video would be pretty funy just the group misreading things

[@FUBARguy107]

Re'Vault of Garglia is my favorite Wishner character...

[@Sorikee]

Hahahha jake trying to speak very clearly while talking about the ships name lol.

[@s0larsystemwolf]

Nice. I think I remember this video

[@rjwaters3]

0:24 that sign definitely says "feel butter" and not "feel better"

[@Shadowguy1159]

As a dyslexic I speak dyslexic which is pretty much this video all the time xD

[@dr.bright6272]

All this could be attributed to both the chimp (heat) and fatigue

[@awesomedame5222]

I saw Feel Butter on the sign

[@lordhellstrande2763]

I feel for Jake. If he and I had full mastery of the English language, we'd be threats

[@lynkroivas3426]

you guys arethe best

[@bertrov0767]

mega pants mage's pants, mega pints mage's pints?

[@lasersnow118]

god i love Niels

[@durp9151]

Wpe's guide to Being jake

[@theplayer4664]

i think they forgot the extras channel

[@omenskies5160]

Anyone know what that space games called

[@LtThisty]

0:28 Nope it says feel butter

[@mastercief1998]

What was that first game before golf it

[@waywardphoenix3188]

I honestly hate when they tear into poor Jake for stuttering and mispronouncing some stuff when they’re just as bad lol.

[@Daktangle]

Especially if Jake is dyslexic, way to kick the person with a learning difficulty guys.

[@AnnoyingNea]

@@Daktangle But it was said in other videos that he isnt dyslexic, Ellis and Cath are tho and Alex has a lisp, which is why the joke is "We have dyslexia, Alex has a lisp and Jake just fucking sucks at English", as far as Im aware

[@waywardphoenix3188]

That doesn’t mean they can be a bunch of *Dolphin Censor noise* about it though

[@mobslaya_4547]

They all understand it's all for fun though, and they mean nothing with it

[@AnnoyingNea]

@@waywardphoenix3188 But they are being Sheep censor noises about each other constantly. Like, all of them, Jonk included

[@ichangedmyname4276]

Can you guys try out stellaris, if not for fun how about to annoy Ellis

[@Itsappuru]

Mr Editor, This Is 'I Completed The Mission' 10:36

[@steampunkfox4932]

Is there a reason the upload is so much later than it normally is?

[@akantiia]

#BlameJake

[@steampunkfox4932]

@@akantiia yup

[@LugiatheOceanGuardian]

The obvious answer

[@steampunkfox4932]

@@LugiatheOceanGuardian the most obvious answer

[@legogonkdroid1839]

#BlameJake

[@matthijsbonke1944]

More Dutch rumbling, I like it

[@diegomarxweiller1814]

What is the spaceship game?

[@mickthegeek875]

They need a collaboration involving Neils and HolyNevil from SovietWomble's Bullshittery videos!

[@f0xta1l99]

What's that game where Jake read "Mage's Vest" wrong.

[@alifaimanf4c1]

Jake trying to teach a new English language 😂

[@shoxdanger]

hou van deze niels hahah

[@TheKingofDarkMatter400]

*seal noises*

[@Biodeamon]

captain there's something wrong with the hump a drump! wouldn't that cause a critical flipanwhoopsum?!

[@unanimusgaming762]

It's funny, but when I first heard Alex say ther-mo-meter in that phasmophobia video, I immediately started using it myself. Great English teachers WPE is

[@panzerkommandant4761]

Humper drump 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrMakiMaki]

OOOOHHHH A TACO DARLING

[@josephjenkins2011]

Whats the space game?

[@spiritretro3571]

what was the space game?

[@vunature5181]

When you were near Bahir, were you very far from Jaffar?

[@dandage4886]

Rude in Dutch: onbeleefd

[@Kara_1227]

Nothing better than Wpe to learn English

[@offthebagels0111]

As someone that learned English as a secondary language I say this makes me confident

[@StoryEnjoyer220]

0:34 I'll be honest I don't get why that's messed up

[@dragongreek9059]

What is the first clip

[@arnfinnuror7211]

Really three hours. Upmh i guess ill watch it

[@-SashaAlex-]

I can see the future being really bleak if words and communication degrades in this condition. I really dont want to see the future turn into the movie Idiocracy.

[@vulcan2616]

It said eat biscuits feel butter so jake got it right the first time at 0:25

[@citrus1225]

Well I guess this was the temporary end to the KZbin channel.

[@CRABWIZRD]

I got a ad about a frost achino i thought it was Starbucks then burgers apeard i got confused because it was wendys the place i never been to in 7 years becausey first burger there made me puke on the seats