VOIDTRAIN

[@WorstPremadeEver]

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[@andramarquardt]

How was this posted 2 days ago but the video was posted 4 minutes ago?

[@FlareSn1pes69]

@@andramarquardt The vid was first posted as a club membership for early access, then WPE made it public for everyone else.

[@ninjayajnin]

dissapointed it isnt called "Worst Podcast Ever"

[@luckyswordsmen991]

I FUCKING LOVE TRAINS !!!

[@tedredac]

they're called impulsive thoughts, not intrusive thoughts. Intrusive thoughts are the really bad ones, like killing your mom or some shit. Impulsive thoughts are ones that are bad, but a lot more tame, like shoving a bar of soap in your mouth.

[@thecoloneldownunder336]

As someone who quite likes trains, for someone who is indifferent to trains, Jonk sure has given a lot of thought as to his position on trains.

[@oude_henky]

I’d say he’s not ready to come out yet

[@davidsayers450]

​@@oude_henkycum

[@PianoKwanMan]

@@saltyscoundrel4368 Jake is Bricked Up

[@Resi1ience]

I think they're gaslighting him into liking trains, and it's working.

[@bulletmagnet1664]

The smile in Cath's voice when she said, "Yeah, ya do." Magnificent ♡

[@x_JKat6524_x]

Cath: ayee papi ~

[@trollman1296]

If Gabby's choice of naming a dog is worrying enough, I'm worried on what she'll name her kids

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet

[@Digiarcstudio]

@@jareththegoblinking3191 That name's a bit of a mouthful, but sure. Maybe Gabby would go with that

[@KWBR1123]

@@DigiarcstudioI think “A” is quite a short name actually, but it’s still not great

[@DJdoppIer]

Probably something like Hasheldorf or Skrunkelfard. XD

[@thesnep4757]

A reasonable fear. Though the saving grace is that some names, they just won't let you give your kids it. I'm fairly sure of it.

[@silverscorpio24]

Gambling on a slot machine while everyone else is in a firefight is something I would expect Cath to do 😂

[@Ironcan08]

Cath is a fountain of knowledge, and Jake cant even form a sentence

[@A_mere_boy]

Can’t *

[@x_JKat6524_x]

a dyslexic fountain

[@SwiftKey_253]

@@A_mere_boy to be fair, its in youtube comments, so we dont have to be grammar police here..

[@NuttersNutty]

And gabby does graphic design

[@x_JKat6524_x]

@@NuttersNutty and Ellis likes metals

[@Pokemonmasterz]

5:39 isn’t this just most of Jake’s life, having the intrusive thoughts win

[@atomkuehne]

I can't say I agree with Mingus, but Sandwiches is a good dog name. I've already determined that my next dog will be named Tomato

[@davidjockin6654]

Now I'm thinking of a dachshund named Bratwurst for some reason.

[@colinnelson4080]

In Gabby’s defense, Ellis’s first idea for a dog name was “Dickbutts.”

[@mattchew2304]

I'm concern for Gabby and Jake if they ever have kids on account of what Gabby names her dogs.

[@FiltyIncognito]

Poor kids'll be doomed.

[@Chrapahut]

Jonk and Gabby -> Jonky or Gonk

[@MrFatalisDev]

@@Chrapahut On the plus side if they are named Gonk they'll come with their own religion with robo-minions even!

[@dr.bright6272]

We know Liver Badgers, Gary Barlow, and Chod will be their names. And they'll learn the National Anthem is nothing but random noises

[@DRAG0NSPIRIT10]

I've figured out the ultimate curse for their kids. Gabby comes up with the name and then Jonk writes it down on the birth certificate, those poor kids will be doomed 🤣.

[@Whydidmyhandlechange414]

Love it 😂 All I can think of is TomSka’s “I like trains”….

[@dr.bright6272]

All I can think of is Jonk's fetish

[@Captain_Tumbleweed]

''Hey! Have you heard of the I Like Trains kid?''

[@WelshGiraffa]

Trains runs across you*

[@webbowser8834]

NYOOOM

[@Jehty_]

All I could think of was Lemon from Bullet Train 🤣

[@dardragon2438]

Feels like Raft, but instead of a boat it's a train

[@nekomarinyan1398]

I can no longer sing the original lyrics of the song. It's just "Dump My Load" now. I've even forgotten the name of the song, its already receding my brain cells as we speak, but I love it.

[@suborbitalprocess]

What do you mean? Those _are_ the lyrics, it's a wonder this video hasn't had a copyright strike.

[@WelshGiraffa]

I was expecting Gabby to name her dream dog I dunno TimTam after the knockoff Penguin bar

[@UCLIrSTKD8qkMjdfvxK3Pt7w]

I've gotta say DAMN Jake has some good bass.

[@Nightflyermike]

I wouldn't normally be so sentimental, but today was one of those days where not enough sleep was had and anxiety attacks riddles my morning, thank you for helping to ease ethe burden.

[@mrlink206]

I can only describe these guys as chaotic fun. More please.

[@Strymes49]

Tiggy Winterbottom is the kind of name a grandma gives to one of her 100 gnomes on her front lawn

[@mermidion7552]

even one year later i am still pretty sure of one thing: ....Jake REALLY likes Trains.

[@silverseer573]

"I'm indifferent to trains" coming from the man who wanted to be called Douglas because he liked that train so much...

[@akashiseijuro3677]

0:54 that kills me every fucking time 😂😂

[@Randomduck8]

Alex looks like a maths teacher in the best worst way possible

[@ellielouise9624]

great timing! my grandma just had a nasty fall and this is exactly what i need to cheer up

[@LazyFox171]

[insert offensive joke here]

[@atkiinnacat]

​@@LazyFox171youre cheered up but your grandma is down

[@kittycuddler_4437]

1:39 Honestly, Gabs is bang on the money when it comes to pet names, they can have normal names, like "Buster", they can have a goofy/cute names, like "Mingus", "Spots", or "Snoots", or they could be named after a food or object, like "Sandwiches" or "Poppy" (R.I.P Poppy, I only knew you for six years 😞)

[@prjndigo]

Jake doesn't track with trains, he is stationary on the subject. Don't try to railroad him or hump him into another consistency on the subject. Just leave him a buffer.

[@trollman1296]

WPE Family Dynamic: Ellis - The sci-fi figurine collector, passionately nerdy, metal connoisseur father Cath - The dyslexic, bookworm, pony figurine collecting mother Jake - The severely intellectually deficient, balding child Gabby - The loud, brash, loving, bagpiping, FREEDOM screaming, short-tempered, SCOTTISH girlfriend Alex - The good, weird, stay-out-of-his-basement, uncle For Ellis: What are your thoughts on Alfa Bravusa's If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device or Emperor TTS series

[@GeekHelix]

I recommend Factorio Jake for your passion of logistics and sheer indifference/love for trains.

[@sz_b_zstechnix7523]

why do i feel like the actual answer to alex's riddle was "a brick".

[@Rockoutloud345]

thank you for posting this, i lost a family memeber recently and the hardship of humanity has set in and i couldnt stop crying but then when y'all started singing "Dump my load" it was hilarious

[@maxamillionevergreen8701]

I like trains

[@dr.bright6272]

So does Jonk.

[@dealtsin]

Good podcast it makes me forget about my misery of existence that causes turmoil

[@dylandreisbach1986]

If they ever get married, they need to sign a legal document stating they have to have consent from the rest of WPE to name their child.

[@Jehty_]

You mean consent from chat.

[@ThatRedNumber]

​@@Jehty_chat can be as bad as Jake or even Alex with their trolling,I imagine that would lead to some entertaining chaos

[@epicdude3659]

0:30 "do you not just tap it with your hammer and hope for the best" "is that what you've been doing?" "yeah?" "does that work?" "i'm not sure"

[@MrLancealot]

Jake, if you're having this much personal conflict on whether you like trains or not, that's means you like trains lol

[@ClownCoutureQueen]

Aaaaaand how Jonk continued that song and going all out is one of the reasons he’s my favorite x’)

[@panduvandal]

1:29 a mingus

[@aidansmith5346]

I can't wait for them to play Last Train Out of Wormtown. It's going to be hilariously chaotic.

[@spectralstriker]

My family named our dogs things that have to do with disaster, my personal favorite was “Havoc Underfoot” who was a German shepherd wolf crossbreed… I miss my dogs :(

[@DarkMan307]

i laughed too hard at 7:10 , it is the genuinly most delightful thing ive heard in a while

[@spazzydog100]

The fact that not one "I like trains" asdf movie reference was made is surprising

[@danielodonnell360]

Wine-swilling Jonk in the podcast ad looks kind of like how I imagine Doc Brown from Back to the Future would've looked in his college days. :D

[@defhaalen2773]

0:58 - I think it is a red brick cause they are high in fiber. 😂

[@Matpit18]

I know a lot of people name dogs after food, but I think Gabby naming her dog Sandwiches would be a bit too far 😂

[@rewto5131]

I have 2 cats named: Squiggles and Wiggles. When I was a kid, I had a hamster named Popcorn. My brother, when he was a kid, had a hamster named Happy. I had a cat for 16 years named Inky (RIP My BFF).

[@Achonas]

2:40 I thought that was jake shooting it. it is something he would say while shooting an explosive

[@theblackwidower]

Wow, I really wish I had friends like this, who I can play games and joke around with without them freaking out and kicking me out of the game. It looks like it's a lot of fun.

[@WilliamBadgreen]

I only took a year, but Mingus the dog is now real and it's adorable as fuck.

[@AustinJASMR]

Everyone else: *fighting for their lives* Cath: "Can't end on a loss..."

[@Party_Bones]

I was waiting for a Mingus, Bingus and Dingus, then suddenly Sandwiches

[@v.n.ofishmaster6168]

Gabby trying to have a dog named like one letter of from Minge is hysterical

[@N1k4_Gr1v]

The kid from ASDF: I like trains

[@Blackraven6]

Oh, I love eating, Mingus sandwiches! XD

[@MediaDroid960]

The crews 🎵GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN🎵

[@AhmadSattout97]

So what we all should take from this video, is Jake is OBSESSED with trains

[@jasonmiles2819]

Jake better be careful or he’s going to have people giving him his version of the precious metals club.

[@shotgunbadger]

this mfer loves trains

[@spk1121]

The Beloved Locomotive Collective 😍🚅

[@andramarquardt]

Voidtrain describes Jake's head.

[@Stxrliqhtxx]

I DON’T CARE IF ITS 1 IN THE MORNING IM WATCHING WPE

[@oliverthomas7648]

7:54 should play transport fever 2, pretty much just moving goods and passengers from a to b with vehicles but mostly trains

[@squashiy]

OMG THIS WAS MADE PUBLIC ON MY BIRTHDAY!!! THX FOR THE UNINTENTIONAL BIRTHDAY GIFT!!!

[@geoffbarker8402]

That's some great dog names

[@paullatham8486]

Dad! Not Daddy!! 🤣🤣

[@spritemon98]

You guys were smart enough to start it off with multiplayer

[@justinthawsetmyo4173]

7:16 I wish we could get a full song of "Dump My Load" some time soon.

[@altima1515]

A year later and Jake finally gave Gabby Mingus

[@rhinoregan202]

I feel jake on the trains, trains are amazing and fun!

[@alexcantrell700]

When jonk showed himself drinking wine on the podcast, he looked like Jack Nicholson from the shining

[@draconismagister]

The name mingus reminds of a ross noble joke, he knew someone with a dog that had that name the issue was he has a strong Geordie accent and mingus sounded like mingers which local women did not appreciate.

[@Peter-wy9kj]

jake is gonna open a "precious trains club"

[@glennunorstad2168]

Thomas the WankEngine coming in, full force, into the chocolate fudge tunnel! CHOO CHOO! OPEN UP, JAKE!

[@itisroan]

I completely forgot about this game and the fact I own it, I’m gonna have to replay this

[@rory8182]

basic rule on naming a dog or cat: 1 syllable, 2 at most, and nothing you would be opposed to yelling at the top of your lungs in a public area

[@majormoron605]

There´s a running gag in Tom Ska´s asdaf movies where a guy just says "I like trains" and then a train rolls up (and usually runs someone over)

[@DontKloppMeNow]

Imagine losing your dog in the park and having to call out "Sandwiches! Come here sandwiches" 🤣 pretty confident you'd be sectioned

[@Azoperoa]

Mingus and Sandwiches sounds like a pair of enby people and I kinda love it ngl

[@greencrystalsea]

Well a quick message to Ellis, caths pet names aren't all that weird, I named a cat "snuggle wuggle wee wee" once

[@KolonelCeanders]

Cath?

[@manister2334]

Shit, I called my cat 'Catbeast' before. His actual name was "peach"

[@KolonelCeanders]

@@Thebiggestchard2987 that’s what I’m saying

[@kaptainmanslaughta7887]

We need a full version of the dump my load song.

[@TarkosGaming]

Jake be looking like Gargamel with the long hair tho

[@xaracen7207]

this is ther first time im seeing ellis' face, now i know why he has a precious metals club, half the periodic table is in his face.

[@joost3568]

I just realized you guys could replace family guy perfectly. Jake is a perfect peter as he cant read either, alex is basicly quagmire with all the people in the basement. Ellis is joe cuz hes always raging. And then we got cath and gabby as lois and bonny 😂😂😂

[@merrituber1]

Sandwiches would fit right in here. We've had cats called Potato chip, Oreo, milkdud, cheerio..

[@lexibyday9504]

Mingus the miniature dingus and his pal Sandwitches... the miniature dingus

[@robertmcpherson138]

I love how almost nothing of this had anything to do with the actual game. XD

[@spnsman1]

Anyone else think of the asdf movie of the kid saying “I like trains”?

[@loudapenguin]

I'm starting to think Jake might like trains

[@CharityHesselink]

Here we first of mingus. And now he is a pupper is the Jonk and Gobby household.

[@TheDarthChief]

It's ok Gabby. I want to name a dog Fish.

[@whitewolf2030VR]

YES LETS GOO! They played void-train

[@z6847]

Mingus would be proud

[@MansonMamaril]

And now I imagine Jonk playing Foxhole driving with trains...

[@seiten0verkehrt374]

7:10 What a performance

[@frenchie_maple]

That improvised song lol

[@Percival7116]

Okay, not gonna even lie, I'd love an open-world seafaring version of Void Train called Void Boat

[@roaropgard8575]

Wheeze lol🤣🤣🤭

[@lamppost9354]

my favorite phodcast

[@aagwill]

i love this as i love wpe and voidtrain

[@bjorncorvin4568]

Jonk: The Leader of the Adeptus Ridiculous

[@LegacyOfM]

And then we learn Jake has sunk 120+ hours on his Farm Simulator account into Choo Choo Charles because he is "indifferent" to Trains.

[@prismatixthehumanperson6184]

Ah yes, Ellis getting the piss ripped out of him for liking things and explosive barrels. It's almost like I've seen this somewhere before.

[@derokdeathaxe6984]

for collecting afghan carpets XD

[@JamesPolymer]

That's been standard fare around here for how many years now?

[@callum105]

u fkin love trains jake haha

[@pristinepastel]

The answer to that riddle is usually A Brick, but I guess Cath’s might work too