Witches On Tinder

THEY HAVE A LOT OF BLOOD MIRIAM
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[@jeefberky9101]

"Isn't that a little deceitful?" Kidnapping is fine, but never break someone's trust.

[@eccoeco3454]

Witches have *STANDARDS* Spencer!

[@virrig6923]

at least kidnapping is honest.

[@vinny9868]

She probably didn't fully realize it was immoral since it took her sister to explain to her why it was "problematic".

[@Javeton]

@@virrig6923 Because their intentions were pure.

[@clownjuice4617]

you right you right

[@finnpom7795]

"Im going on a date later and my date expects me to look younger... so... CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR BLOOD?!" this is the best line ever spoken in modern entertainment

[@derechterrabe7872]

„If Im a child and a nice *green* old woman” Child: totally not a witch

[@victoriaheatherly7815]

Not EVEN a so.... "CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR BLOOD!" 🤣

[@Heroheenie]

"Do you know what I would do Miriam? I'd give her the blood *ShE nEeDs iT"*

[@37thraven]

Child: .... Witch: ..... Child: 🤔 So exactly how *much* candy are you offering for this "donation"....

[@eijirokirishima7648]

SHE NEEDS IT!!!

[@lauravturner]

I've known about these characters for a minute and a half and I want a whole show right now.

[@mcreeper1695]

Indeed

[@meh.9605]

100% agree oml

[@laiamassana7727]

Facts

[@TheDuncskunk]

Me too. xD

[@mcflopkin8434]

Me tooo

[@RainbowCornet]

I like the implication that witches are green and shriveled as children, then by their young-adulthood they look like normal people, but then they go back to being green and shriveled by the time they're old.

[@Devilcakes]

I think it might be more likely that... the youth potion isn't a youth potion (probably) but instead a beauty potion.

[@User.name2]

I like that idea

[@magnarcreed3801]

Could be that they only look human doing reproductive years.

[@aangmaster9392]

​@@Devilcakes Or they could've taken both youth AND beauty potions. Who says you can't mix them?🤔

[@Gloomdrake]

​@@aangmaster9392you can't just mix chemicals like that. You'll get a biohazard

[@Bowfella]

"What's wrong with a little kidnapping?" **Puts catfish pictures** "Now that's too far"

[@37thraven]

To be fair... she had to be told. Mirriam's friend: "So about those youth potions. Kinda not okay to use child's blood these days" Mirriam: **Surprised pikachu face** "No no nooo. Really? Why I milked three children just the other day" Friend: "Sooo..." Mirriam: "Want to get Joanna and go kidnap some handsome young men?" Friend: "Oh yes, let's."

[@skyeldridge9018]

Thank you I'm slow

[@xeth9074]

THE BLOOD SHE NEEDS IT!!!....

[@micha5200]

Proffesionals have standards.

[@cybernurgle6413]

Kidnapping is more honest

[@aldenheterodyne2833]

I'm not a child, but if someone had proof that my blood could make youth potions, I would make absolute bank selling my blood.

[@presidentmichael3349]

There was actually a study around 2010 that showed that elderly people who received a blood transfusion from a younger person had a lot of age related ailments lessen for a time afterward. Also bone-marrow transplants tend to cure a lot of other chronic ailments from type one diabeetes to hiv.

[@maebandy]

Alexander Bogdonav (sp?) 1920's apparently had great success with this as well, until he didn't from pathogens he couldn't test for. But we have the technology...

[@maebandy]

@Aspiring Marauder or clone you and you find a door leading to piles of your dessicated twins lying mangled on the processing room floor, causing you to question if you are the real you or just the juiciest version. I mean umbrella Corp has already primed us with the thought implantation so...

[@duckduck5728]

voracious viewer there has been a recent experiment on trying to make beef without murdering a cow. And it works for the most part. One small problem is just like the youth potion. A SMALL VIAL OF BLOOD, SHE NEEDS IT! But I wonder if we can do that to children and do endless replication of blood cells. Could we get "youth blood"? Or would those slowly age or mutate and become cancerous before they are even useful? Not to mention you would need to get over the morale issues with that

[@maebandy]

@@duckduck5728 oh I know where to get some good morales, I would typically suggest a fungi with a more complimentary flavor profile, say a porcini, but I aim to please the palate of my guests, Morales for our vials of 'clone' blood it shall be!

[@neriart]

“she dropped the take of the century on me” is the FUNNIEST sentence ever and i will be using it from now on

[@thinkfreak489]

Mikaelart please explain the joke

[@rudeboyspodcast]

@@thinkfreak489 It's not really a "joke," per se, it's just a funny way of saying that someone let their opinion be known very strongly as in "the take of the century."

[@awkwardukulele6077]

Think Freak basically “she gave me an incredibly interesting viewpoint on youth potions that intrigued and surprised me”. But in a really silly way of saying it. Edit: “hot takes” is usually how people say it, if that helps for reference.

[@ghostdagreat]

@@thinkfreak489 it's not much of a joke,but what makes it extra funny is that these witches have probably been alive for centuries

[@MsOops12]

Oh my goodness, you're right

[@jaded151]

you know i used to think the "young photos" were actually taken when she was younger so it confused me why they all looked so modern in how they were taken and stuff but im now realizing theyre probably just her with the youth potion.

[@Paelorian]

Based on the style of those pictures I'd say they could have possibly been taken any time within the last 60 years. Before then, the combination of makeup, clothing, poses, and color photography are extremely unlikely. But there did exist photographs like this in the 1960s. Usually if they were casual or candid amateur shots like this look they'd be in black and white, but color film was available and I've seen plenty of color photos of in the '60s that look like this. At the time, these kinds of photographs were often considered pornographic. The color reminds me of Pamela Green and Harrison Marks, but the nontraditional "non-studio" aesthetic is more New York bohemians. Like they could have been taken at Andy Warhol's Factory. However, some of the photographs look like selfies and the style of clothing and makeup became more common over time. I think your explanation of them being recent photographs taken with a youth potion is more likely than them being vintage photographs. Also, although can be very old, witches may be younger than they appear. It can be a very unhealthy healthy lifestyle. It wouldn't surprise me if they age prematurely and turn green and warty like pickled cucumbers. But I do think she took the photos in the last decade using a youth potion and a smartphone. I also think there's a good chance the animator didn't even consider this and might have attempted more old-fashioned photos if he'd thought about it. Then again, how is a photo that looks old supposed to decieve a young suitor? The youth potion explanation is very likely. Perhaps they also become youthful looking during certain rituals. In many stories, witches can temporarily conceal their aging.

[@QuadElementals]

But Miriam is in one of those photos and as we've seen in this video she's against youth potions

[@jaded151]

​@@QuadElementals i think she found out they were made out of child's blood recently. like the phrasing that "my sister told me" instead of her just saying it, as something she knows, makes me think she found out about it in a recent conversation with her sister. at least thats how i interpret it.

[@isabelall4127]

@@jaded151 or she knew their ingredients but hadn't considered their morality before her sister pointed it out

[@nickpels5772]

I think the biggest argument for this is that they’re on an iPhone

[@guestguest8264]

I demand a sequel. I need to find out how her date went.

[@tuesdaywithanh]

I need to know! Does she still need blood? I can donate!

[@rioreason]

Sarah with an H Yeah, I’m willing! Do you think 33 is too old? Would she just transform into something between her age and 33, or all the way? 33’s not bad. I guess it depends on how old her date is. We must know!

[@tuesdaywithanh]

@@rioreason these are the important questions. I highly doubt 33 is too old. Thinking about this more, I've got questions on the logistics of the potion. If you were to mix blood of different ages would you become some age in-between the oldest and youngest ages? Or does it just subtract age depending on how much you drink and the potency depends on the age of blood? How does this work? What's the best way to do this?

[@samanthaalbergottie]

Yeeeesssaa!!!!!!

[@ripcactusify]

I want her date to be cool with her being a green old woman

[@DaBezzzz]

I love the little sounds they make and how they interrupt themselves and each other, really makes for an authentic-feeling conversation. Idk if this is taken from anything or original audio but I love it, and the animation makes it really come alive, too.

[@cormiyab.2779]

That's how Rick and Morty does their voice acting and it's pure GENUIS

[@shikabaneconga]

oh its authentic

[@AntiFaGoat]

@@shikabaneconga #authenticwitches

[@rabbit0664]

Same. It's a pretty nice touch..

[@joddle23]

worthikids does both voices!

[@lilysider1733]

“Isn’t that a little deceitful?” “W-wha- neeeeuuuuooOooOOOooOOOO!”

[@AnonEMus-cp2mn]

*_NEUOOooo_*

[@MrMutou]

Damn if this isn't accurate😂 old picture having ah, oh and people who take group pics🙄

[@chgaming5059]

This is why I have trust issues

[@itzderpdoodle6937]

0:33

[@hamnporkgamer]

Well that's kind of off because the old way was kidnapping

[@oishi_sammich4542]

I think the reason Miriam is okay with kidnapping but not using youth potions due to its contents is because she genuinely doesn't know that kidnapping is bad. She only informs Joanna of this "take of the century" because someone else told her about it. Maybe kidnapping is just a typical part of witch culture, so she doesn't realize how problematic that is

[@whome9842]

I wonder if they want to date for regular dating purposes or they cook the date too.

[@MelissaAlarcon1]

"She dropped the take of the century on me" That line always makes me laugh

[@sully1917]

What does that mean?, I've just started learning English and I couldn't understand that part.

[@lilrayray9802]

@@sully1917 "The take" a new view point, or observation So the take of the century is an exceptionally good observation.

[@k2xplorer77]

@@sully1917 "Drop" is also a slang term. You would usually drop some facts or drop some knowledge on someone, meaning that you informed them or told them something. It sort of comes from the phrase "drop an album" like a record or recording or "drop a beat" so it kind of implies that what you have to say is something important in anticipated. "Drop" and "Take" are more commonly used words, "take of the century" is something used much less commonly and is part of why its so funny. Also, it is probably used much more frequently in an ironic or sarcastic way. Good luck with your English studies!

[@shikabaneconga]

@@sully1917 significa que le dio una noticia grandisima

[@shikabaneconga]

why?..

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

As a former Child I can confirm that we had lots of blood. Didn't even know what to do with all that blood, used to go spilling it _everywhere._ So wasteful. 😞

[@armyofoctopi5729]

Could've made a whole youth potion with all that blood smh

[@krishankalia9990]

@@armyofoctopi5729 mhm maybe even dropped a youth potion company with all that blood. tsk tsk

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

@Mama Yaw Oh you laugh, and I can understand -- it would be hard to imagine, looking at me now. But it's true! Actually spent a whole decade as a Child and then some.

[@Drarack]

Ah, yes... To be young and full of blood again. I used to drive the vampires in ny neighborhood crazy with how openly I used to flaunt all that blood I had

[@-hayday-7350]

We could have just made youth potions on the playground 😡

[@sobermind9885]

I love how Miriam is worried about the immorality of using children's blood for a potion, but it's totally okay with kidnapping.

[@woofsmash1738]

It's all about the honesty of your intentions

[@impatienstheshmuck5348]

To be fair, kidnapping someone as a date can be considered less immoral than draining a child of their blood, depending on how much is extracted.

[@googiegress]

Nobody dropped that hot take on her yet

[@notyourbusiness1628]

professionals have *standards*

[@zakinnamis5577]

Nobody gives a shit about adults

[@Psyc0Fox]

The part showing her "young pictures" is the most replayed and I think we all need more of that art.

[@corncob4627]

Bonk!

[@nothing00164]

Was going to say that

[@lvbboi9]

*grabs baseball bat*

[@Prismate]

i think you all need more of that fresh air and sunlight

[@SkeithSheep]

tbf, Joanna was pretty beautiful when younger, and Miriam too!

[@judahtirona9487]

Kidnapping is fine but drinking children blood is "immoral".

[@NobleSix_LoneWolf]

That or they just Don't have a large supply on hand

[@profquiz1730]

Miriam's sister just didn't drop the take of the century regarding kidnapping on Miriam yet

[@agooseamoose6524]

you don't have to do that any more, the app. THE APP JUDAH.

[@Bunny2319b]

Lol

[@Elias-ik1ur]

It is

[@markingatlightspeed]

"They have so much blood!" is the best she could come up with as a thesis statement for her defense and I love it

[@chancegivens9390]

​@@Masteflex30 Yee yee!

[@H.KILLER]

h you are about to reach 1k likes congrats im 999

[@Linsquip_]

@@Masteflex30 They did that it's called the stimulus checks. Shared enough to f the price of everything

[@reberca-uy2zx]

​@@Masteflex30it's exactly like that yes

[@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062]

Its gana grow back anyways. Its fiiiiine

[@cloakss]

I mean the child doesn’t have to DIE to give the blood, just like a vial worth isn’t gonna hurt them..

[@moistsocks2188]

Yeah, but i got my blood drawn once and it scared the hell out of me. It was so much blood...O-O also im wicked scared of needles so the thought of a needle doing that scares me even more...

[@elle3615]

Turtleboi 9001 sameee especially when you see it coming out of you through the tube 😖😖

[@Meow99029]

yeah! It's donating for a good cause

[@Grey_World1]

*vial There's nothing to it. It's virtually painless.

[@rioreason]

Gray Philosopher Tell that to a kid screaming after getting his shots. I went through it with my kid. There’s no reasoning with a screaming child. You just have to pick them up and carry them to the bowl of lollies.

[@lordlasagna5121]

Starting to be suspicious how every blood drive in my middle school had the same group of older women every year.

[@thecrazyhatman]

They did blood drives at your middle school?!?!

[@lordlasagna5121]

@@thecrazyhatman ....Is that not normal?

[@thecrazyhatman]

@@lordlasagna5121 idk man, I didn't see that til college 😅 like if you're under 18 and giving blood without a permission slip or something that seems...iffy. Lol

[@lordlasagna5121]

@thecrazyhatman I think we had permission slips. Like 80% sure. I always did it for the free soft pretzel.

[@thecrazyhatman]

@@lordlasagna5121 haha well that makes sense, who can say no to a free pretzel? Even if it does mean giving their blood to witches 😂

[@awkwardukulele6077]

I love that JoAnne looked like a completely different person when she was ‘younger’ but her child self was exactly like her now, but smaller.

[@aidenflame1576]

EXACTLYYYYYYY

[@haileyt857]

Maybe she drank a beauty potion when she was a young adult (made by the blood of instagram models)

[@Honsanmai]

@@haileyt857 W-Well hey have a lot of Blood, Hailey!

[@TheWitchvortex]

And Miriam is on one of the pics! They have been BFFs for ever :D

[@AJ69238]

It was a phase

[@mxykikker]

I'm surprised witches don't find tinder's name a little culturally insensitive, especially after the whole burning at the stake fiasco.

[@MrCorroxide]

They’re going to get fired up when they discover Amazon’s Kindle Fire

[@volcanicred9078]

I KNEW SOMETHING ABOUT TINDER SEEMED ODDLY FITTING FOR THIS SHORT.

[@alyssahansen1400]

@Timatoons Salem hung their witches, not burned them.

[@sethsavage627]

Mhmhmmm *Crispy*

[@elbashar7589]

That would be tender

[@ekleptic6865]

two elderly witches living together would make a grand series

[@differentlyabledmuslimjewi4475]

You could watch Sabrina the Teenage Witch and then an episode of Golden Girls.

[@augur8261]

It would make a great Studio Ghibli film.

[@claritzacedillo]

I'd like to see a web series

[@thenetgamer2]

@@augur8261 They'd be loli witches tho.

[@augur8261]

@@thenetgamer2 Nah dude, they'd be normal old witches but in Studio Ghibli style, like the old ladies in Ponyo.

[@AMTRAX]

“She dropped the take of the century on me-“ leaves me crying with laughter every time

[@legomonster101]

My absoLUTE favorite thing about this animation are the times when Joanne makes a very tiny noise and her eyes shrink up

[@kaylaroblee9816]

0:35

[@legomonster101]

@@kaylaroblee9816 it's my favorite

[@whyyes]

Showed this to my little brother a while back and he keeps asking me to watch this again and again its adorable. Literally the other day we went to get blood tests and he started talking about how the witches should just work at donation places and take an extra vial per kid

[@moistsocks2188]

*W H E E Z E* 😂😂😂😂

[@catsinskates]

Lol reminds me of when I was a kid. My older brother would show me KZbin/other internet videos (KZbin was still pretty new at that time), and I would get obsessed with like one video for months, and watch it over and over. Good times haha

[@echomikoart]

That is so awesome and cute :3

[@justsomeunicornwithinterne6490]

🚨 Wholesome comment alert 🚨

[@TheBayzent]

He is streamlining.

[@Bloodydemise]

I need a whole series based around the shenanigans these two get into.

[@JadeJewels]

Sameeee xD

[@Dione92]

Bloody Demise oh my god YESS

[@zehlua]

YAAAASSSSS

[@IloveBender33]

yes please XD

[@myhairisverypoofy7741]

Same

[@ChaoticVoicesofAndreas]

Every other month, I rewatch this absolute masterpiece. It has made my life so much better.

[@tsunertoo9149]

I like how Miriam is worried about taking children's blood being amoral MEanwhile: "What happened to the good old fashioned kidnapping?"

[@LegendaryO34]

Miriam's sister has yet to drop her take on kidnapping on Miriam

[@youreallinsane]

Well, her sister dropped that take on her, so, you know.

[@gracileferrante4313]

What are you saying? Kidnapping is wrong!? I do it all the time

[@gracileferrante4313]

@Verti Gho or not

[@gracileferrante4313]

Verti Gho problematic?

[@tomemeornottomeme1864]

"What happened to the good ol' fashioned kidnapping?" "You don't have to do that anymore, th-the app..!" *"Very modern."*

[@suzanneboyce1618]

*_"THE APP, MIRIAM!!"_*

[@rawwr2927]

"Oh, Right, Right."

[@odeer170]

How does it work Joanna

[@OllieB2001]

@@odeer170 First you upload pictures of yourself to the application

[@gfnudyms3640]

"I'm obviously only going to use the YOUNG pictures.."

[@thejpkotor]

I would watch an entire show devoted to these characters and their shenanigans. Someone needs to fund this ASAP.

[@nataliaperez9954]

That's what I am saying.

[@catherineanconaleon3562]

I AGREE

[@Hanculka13]

I was just telling that to my boyfriend! We need to fund that!

[@Smoll_Beanie]

I would seriously LOVE that.

[@darthjc4]

All his shorts deserve shows

[@bananajam6393]

THE VOICE ACTING IS IMMACULATE

[@Riwy1942]

"THEY HAVE A LOT OF BLOOD, MYRIAM! What are they going to do with all of that BLOOD?" I'M CryING 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kiriloka]

First reply here. Also i know that no one cares, lol

[@aforerunner1773]

This aged poorly

[@Regarel]

Now I'm just thinking of ethically sourced child blood. "The best part is, the child lives!"

[@scpwitch6822]

hey, blood banks and blood work. they don't need all the child blood in there

[@scpwitch6822]

@BRAYLON BURK several children fix that issue

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

didn't Blade 3 have a scene like this? they just had a bunch of live humans hooked up to tubes that sucked out their blood.

[@oni7488]

@@scpwitch6822 They can't keep the blood forever, it goes bad. All that blood just going to waste!

[@scpwitch6822]

@@oni7488 but they're witches, they can just cast a spell on it to keep it from going bad.

[@kirawolf98]

*WhAt ArE tHeY gOiNg To Do WiTh AlL oF tHaT BL00D*

[@vict0riathefangirl]

The thing that children would use with their blood would be hurting themselves, and I’ve experienced that- (I’m just very clumsy, okay :v)

[@snail2426]

@@vict0riathefangirl uh no they'd be giving their blood to nice green old women.

[@BNicoleJackson]

They've got a lot of blood!

[@hey-gx5fk]

Anemics being like:

[@elliyanawilliams8131]

Idk...LIVE? Lol

[@snarkybug4]

can we just take a sec and talk about how pretty the younger versions of Miriam and Joanna look?

[@Prismate]

nah

[@NoNo-567]

Zelda from totk

[@snarkybug4]

@@PrismateL

[@kiyoshi601]

"What happened to a good old fashioned kidnapping?" "Isnt (using old photos) a bit deceiving?" Oh you old witch this _is_ how we kidnap now

[@gabrielboorom6196]

100% accurate.

[@clotildeboulanger7661]

Very modern

[@waterjug7122]

Lol

[@biiinbiiin1934]

child: *has blood* Joana: i-is for me?

[@lunaaatwt6361]

loll

[@wuffalo]

😳👉👈

[@MuffinGuns]

Lol

[@kameleon2354]

Blood is replaced avery 3 days so no problem in my eyes

[@alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838]

☺️ 👉👈

[@Mari-zr1vl]

I swear every single line is pure gold Where is the sequel??

[@crab5482]

warlocks on bumble

[@WakeMeWhenItsOver]

If there were a sequel, it wouldn’t be as good.

[@ChuckNorris-wx6xh]

Well dating isnt a thing anymore because of recent events so its kinda hard to make a sequel

[@enigmaoffc3148]

Hey, netfliiiiiix, I need this show NOW.

[@NameName2.0]

YO! MIRIUM IN THE SECOND PICTURE ON THE RIGHT DURING 0:31 ! ! ! ! GOOD ON YOU GIRL! But for real, what a Wilf, both of em.

[@strangeacelegume]

Oh I didn’t even notice that! They were such excited people when they were younger lol

[@frills5316]

“What are they going to do with aLL OF THAT BLOOD??”

[@Monsterthatsunderyourbed]

Exactly, in fact we should get some and out them in a cage and we're set for youth potions for life

[@bugfairy]

you’re scaring me

[@bunnybunnz]

exist?

[@retro2659]

Live lol

[@kinggeedra2796]

CRAZY POWERFULL WITCHES IN YOUR AREA! TAP TO GET CURSED BY A LOCAL WITCH NOW!

[@TheAndrewj96]

Dude, why do I see you _everywhere?_

[@chaffXgrenade]

Witches? In MY area??? It's more likely than you think.

[@ezekielmartin4323]

*Where's the link op?*

[@dangerousd1312]

I'll take 2

[@kinggeedra2796]

@@TheAndrewj96 idk we prob have similar taste in yt videos🤷🏽

[@aalthesuppe]

I want to see more of these characters I love them immensely

[@starkid4299]

Yes!! Me too!!!

[@jackwiegmann]

I stand by this. please

[@skysmith4221]

YEP!

[@TheFlyingFoxChannel]

We need more!

[@Squiwlybones]

Same!

[@EnnuiOwO]

I love how the most replayed part is the "young pictures"

[@juniperberryyyy]

Miriam: Using pictures of yourself on a dating app form when you were younger instead of current pictures is deceitful and therefore wrong. Miriam: Using childrens blood in youth potions is wrong because you're stealing blood from children. Also Miriam: Kidnapping someone to date them is perfectly fine

[@fpedrosa2076]

@Tin Watchman It puts the romantic roses on the basket or else it gets the hose again!

[@Woodside235]

She's trying her best.

[@delphinesmith3744]

Technology is hard. I mean if i were old I'd kidnap people too, screw technology this is easier

[@Coontoons]

miriam is relatable.

[@lamp9160]

I mean, nobody's perfect

[@jayv7006]

"My sister told me, she dropped the take of the century on me... " I love how so much of this is quotable.

[@JuliaAYRAULT]

Hi Im french can You explain me the sense of this sentence, please? I just have searched online and haven't found the result/traduction of it.

[@jayv7006]

@@JuliaAYRAULT Drop means to give or release something. A take can mean an opinion or viewpoint. And obviously a century means a span of a hundred years. So when someone says "drop the take of the century" it means to express a very astounding and thought-provoking opinion that challenges what most other people would think. In this case, the opinion that using the blood of children can be problematic when most witches don't see a problem with it.

[@JuliaAYRAULT]

@@jayv7006 thx you:)

[@gunslingergirl2579]

@@jayv7006 I know you were just answering her question, but that came out hilarious.

[@unique0987654321]

@@JuliaAYRAULT her explanation was very accurate, however something to note this is slang. It is not grammatically correct or used widely.

[@spookypete8885]

“Wh- They have a lot of blood Miriam!”

[@Grey_World1]

Can a vampire become a witch?

[@Heroheenie]

"What are they going to DO with all that BLOOD?!"

[@haileychen8636]

"might as well save some for ME- If i was a child Miriam and a nice *green* old woman came up to me"

[@Heroheenie]

@@haileychen8636 "and was like, HELLO CHILD!"

[@haileychen8636]

Heroheenie “I’m going on a- a date later, and my date expects me to look younger... CAN I HAVE SOME OF UR BLOOD??

[@bryanmills5517]

LMAO the most replayed portion is the "old pictures"

[@thevoidlord1796]

Worthi's power lies in creating the greatest pilot episodes ever and then never making another one

[@Hawks11ChampsGaming]

Except for Bigtop Burger

[@zimtak6418]

True.😅

[@slicedbulldog5434]

Lmao yeah

[@johnbella2422]

@@slicedbulldog5434 UNTIL

[@TmanaokLine]

Ugh screw that, make more!

[@largetire6382]

"You must see this app I downloaded!" "What is it?" "it's called raid shadow legends-"

[@Zeus_Almighty]

Lol.

[@Cosmic-Bear.]

This should be the sequel!

[@Alter_Ego22]

You have summoned me-....

[@Basteal]

Terrible game. Great Meme.

[@micheled.3034]

It's called Tik Tok

[@eleanorashby1684]

Is no one gonna talk about what a total fox Joanna was in her younger days?

[@trewashington3130]

Finally! Someone noticed!

[@Websterfari]

Yes! And Miriam in that pic with a devil too!

[@bigchap5794]

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

[@carbonatedplastic2068]

Big Chap *hummuna hummuna hummuna*

[@tommywiseauconfit]

We not gonna talk about how she has different features all together?

[@Sharkfreak956]

Has anyone else noticed that they're in a giant hollowed out pumpkin? Because I did, and that's awesome.

[@Oblivion2906]

“The primary ingredient is the blood of children” “B-b- wel-They have A LOT of blood Merriam what are they going to do with all of that blood???” 💀💀💀

[@tuesdaywithanh]

I mean she's right, I have at least 3 cups I can spare. I'd give her some of my blood

[@aengusmacindoic4084]

Ironic that it's the same question elites ask about the minority babies they sacrifice.

[@urbicide_if]

Adrenechrome

[@brighterthansunshine4355]

Oh, I dunno, maybe... Live?!

[@Kit.E.Katz45]

Her face when she said that! I'm dying!😂😂💀

[@tiggle5485]

I was expecting her to match with some crotchety old wizard who also used the “young pictures” And maybe they actually like each other despite both being old and gross, maybe it actually works out. That’d be kinda wholesome

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

tiggle5485 and they can both laugh about what a challenging time they had getting all that children’s blood

[@lola.cruz916]

Lol I was expecting that too! 😆

[@rebekahfunches6876]

Oof

[@michellekjellerup3234]

A little bit too wholesome for this world xd

[@osagiee9553]

Former CT Governor Dannel Malloy the plot to Let Me In.

[@KiChanMi]

The noise joanna makes after being asked if the young pictures are deceitful kills me 0:34

[@crowstrive1426]

*bew-*

[@tasteofjinx]

“NOOOO nooooo”

[@irtazaazam2573]

Straight up Palpatine noises. 😂

[@crowstrive1426]

@@irtazaazam2573 LMAO

[@snail2426]

Nuo 𝙣𝙤

[@joyous18]

I like how the "younger photos" part of the video is the most watched section

[@eggylove3338]

“Jo-Joanna listen. My sister told me- she dropped the-the-the take of the century on me.”

[@beuz_8692]

“She said the youth potions migh be a little bit…..problematic….”

[@spacekat6141]

@@beuz_8692 “Problematic?” “IMMORAL, even.”

[@beuz_8692]

@@spacekat6141 I- in what way?

[@tobyech9746]

@@beuz_8692 “I mean they are ma- the primary ingredient is the blood of children” *Flabbergasted noises*

[@maxdecember7485]

THEY HAVE A LOT OF BLOOD, MIRIAM! What are they going to do with all of that BLOOD?

[@kathylennerds750]

I never knew I needed an old, green witch saying "the take of the century"

[@tati_guro_]

Ooooooh I'm not native and don't understand this joke :'D could you please explain?

[@redacted5092]

Yeah, don't know why people find it that funny, must be an inside joke or something.

[@richardstierwalt2874]

Lol yeah seriously

[@stealthlock6634]

To explain: The word “take” being slang for “opinion” is super recent. A controversial opinion is a “hot take”, or a “spicy take”. Like I would say, “Hot take incoming: Charizard is a boring Pokémon.” By saying “take of the century”, she’s saying the opinion is the most true, world-changing fact ever said. The funny comes from the fact that such an informal, modern, young-people internet-speak 2020 slang phrase is being spoken by an elderly fantasy witch, and the fact that that particular phrasing is super uncommon, if not nonexistent, before this one animation.

[@Anya-mw3gj]

Stealthlock lmao thank u sm you’re an angel 😫💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

[@AegisAuras]

Joanna was quite the looker back in her day.

[@Indolthir]

Indeed and so was Myriam, they both look great together in the fourth photo.

[@gabrielboorom6196]

Yes, probably in a time before cameras even existed...

[@thesilentmarauder3758]

Yeah, both Joanne and Miriam were quite attractive

[@WhaleManMan]

Imagine they had the same voice.

[@temshop5757]

modern joanna isnt that bad either

[@kirani111]

This whole skit makes me irrationally happy 😆

[@crypt1dqu33n]

"I'm obviously going to use the younger pictures." "Isn't tha-that a little deceitful?" ....... "𝙉𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊𝙊, noooo." That delivery kills me.

[@37thraven]

Panicking catfishes be like... Let's just pull out ye old injection of collagen potion... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@infinkeo_archived]

Dislikes are from the ungenerous kids

[@shadowyshutterbug]

you people are sick and degenerate

[@Aster_Risk]

@@shadowyshutterbug You're protesting way too much. Just join us, and then you can stop being bitter.

[@jupiteridk4017]

@@shadowyshutterbug nah, we just having fun

[@spongeman1512]

People were"kid" before

[@pikachuneoncat6480]

@@shadowyshutterbug What do you mean? I mean, we aren't actually taking blood from children, we're just laughing at a cartoon about fictional witches.

[@williamchamberlain2263]

The expressions! The voice acting! The unexpected twist! A masterpiece

[@rayoru2244]

This audio is absolutely something that I reference to erratically for absolutely no reason. The "nooooh noooh", "she needs it" and "the APP Myriam" bursts randomly out of me.

[@nelsonraley]

“She dropped the take of the century on me”

[@Polyglot_English]

***VOTE THIRD PARTY*** kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZzSdn6Hgdx8rck

[@janetm519]

The whammy fell on her.

[@djpeterg4531]

@@Polyglot_English dude this is all you ever comment

[@amityisprecious1334]

loving the profile pic! im a fan of Nick Robinson too!

[@nelsonraley]

@@amityisprecious1334 hell yeah brother! All hail Bricomeiser!

[@morganfisher4396]

“It’s called TINNNNDA! It lets you go on dates- remember those?” DEAD

[@goonsdirge3464]

weren't those a type of fruit??

[@BeamCheem]

“wHaT hApPenEd tO tHe gOoD oLd fAsHiOn oF kIdNaPpIng-“ *wElL yOu dOn’T hAve To dO tHaT aNymOre!* This is like a good line for a tinder ad on Halloween 😂

[@karma-616]

Of for the ppl who use the app exactly to do that, kidnap and or murder

[@BeamCheem]

@@karma-616 👁👄👁 that’s dark oof I didn’t intend it this way

[@benwest2112]

@@karma-616 In this day and age men want that women show a bit more bite and spine. They basicly want to be kidnapped by them. It's just how power dynamics work nowadays. I don't know about the murder part though. It seems a bit short sighted and exessiv to me.

[@Creepystalker102]

@@benwest2112 just say you have a femdom fetish and go lol

[@e.9874]

@@benwest2112 your experiences are not universal

[@R451Ns]

i like how Miriam was all for kidnapping but child blood was too far

[@Greggers1516]

The uncanny animation is a perfect blend of awkward and genius

[@rubberduckian2538]

I completely disagree with ur comment, do you watch cartoons often? It seems not

[@t.m.gacutan5523]

"she dropped the take of the century" flies so well under the radar but once u notice it, its a guaranteed giggle every time

[@Ryabnimation]

What does it mean? Can someone elaborate for non native speakers please?

[@eightbait06]

@@Ryabnimation Witches have magical abilities, one of their more easily-recognised powers is potentially infinite life using ingredients to create, you guessed it, potions of youth. The reason she was able to drop the take of the century is because she has been alive for more than a century.

[@helenanilsson5666]

@@eightbait06 Oh, I thought it'd be something more popular media related, like a reference to a witch having a large building dropped on her.

[@fruitfables444]

@@helenanilsson5666 what the hell are you doing to witches

[@ars8223]

@@fruitfables444 dropping large buildings to the witch4s

[@this_too_shaII_pass]

Holy shit the "NOOOOOOOOO, noooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooo" at 0:35 is legendary voice acting

[@frogi801]

I love this scene! But honestly: all of this is pure gold 😂

[@1by1productions]

the hint of palpatine

[@skylinesandturnstiles9595]

she be sounding like murdoc from gorillaz on some kind of drug

[@trunkit8749]

I like how the child witch doesn’t look like her young self at all.

[@fish3528]

“ah but, they have a lot of blood in them mariam, what are they going to do with all that blood!” funniest thing i’ve heard in a while

[@justaperson8381]

Kids these days are so selfish, hoarding all their blood.

[@SerenityM16]

I think it all wrapping up with she needs it! is the funniest part XD

[@scotlandtheseer]

I feel like this whole thing was improv, honestly. There's enough stuttering and whatnot that if it isn't all improv then damn, that is some hella good voice-acting there.

[@lounowell4171]

note to self: stutter like a Seth McFarlane character, people will think it's "hella good" voice acting

[@Apersonl0l]

@@lounowell4171 cool beans

[@liriodendronlasianthus]

@@lounowell4171 edgy comment Have a medal 🥇

[@plixplop]

@@lounowell4171 Stuttering doesn't make voice acting sound natural, but good voice acting makes stuttering sound natural.

[@danbits6095]

he improvises it line by line

[@soopplaza4477]

“My sister dropped the take of the century on me” I missed that initially that’s amazing

[@deadross3894]

@Dank Legosi yeah same

[@sophiaulrich9831]

@Dank Legosi Joke is that they're old. You know how someone might tell you something interesting and to you that may be the take of the year? Miriam is so old that, to her, that's the take of the century.

[@namelessman8097]

@Dank Legosi yeah, No worries, I didn't get it either.

[@BabsChannel]

It's also a very English thing to say. Very subtle humor.

[@paulamunozverdu8438]

It's been two years since a first saw this clip and I still find it fascinating. I'm not exaggerating when I say I need a FULL series of this!!! where is it?! If I were an aritist reading a fan comment that said "please make a series of this" you know what I'd do, Miriam? I'd give her the series, she needs it !

[@satan5894]

I love how Miriam questions the morality of the youth potions but wants to kidnap her future boyfriend

[@lordlammi1562]

And Satan is the one pointing out the moral irony

[@hectorzero8545]

This whole thread was a wild ride lol

[@bellringer53]

Well, adults can consent to kidnapping. Kids cant consent to bloodletting.

[@Aesos3429]

@@bellringer53 not really kidnapping if you consent to it. That’s just getting picked up

[@bellringer53]

@@Aesos3429 shush. The roleplay

[@20h_delirium87]

I want episodes dedicated to the lives of these two. NOW.

[@jeremyszpicki491]

It could have been an adult swim show back in the 2000’s

[@thesoftestworld]

ME TOO

[@simonantonehie6392]

I can imagine an episode where they need to go out to perform a moonlight ritual, but Joanna can't find her hat

[@charlie891]

it would be a brilliant concept, two witches taking on the issues of modern life, i can imagine an episode where miriam grills joanna on the carbon emissions of her broomstick, or joanna takes miriam to a witch rave

[@thesoftestworld]

@@charlie891 We should create a petition to convince this creator to start a series

[@leefeebeck9185]

Why's Miriam trying to preach about morals five seconds after implying kidnapping is an acceptable practice?

[@poolkrooni]

Hey, nice! Now try and find two more jokes from this clip.

[@Metaknightkirby2]

@@poolkrooni Are you retarded?

[@meattworm45]

Yes, but

[@megalodon4586]

Because her sister had to explain to her why it's immoral. She can't recognize it herself without someone telling her.

[@purelyimagine7533]

Just watched this with the volume off because I'm seen it so many times that I can still hear them speaking. Worthikids is the best

[@samcolvett6752]

The delivery on the "and a nice, GREEN old woman" absolutely slays me

[@Polyglot_English]

****VOTE THIRD PARTY**** kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZzSdn6Hgdx8rck

[@blorgonz]

brUH my name's Miriam, and my sister's name is Joanna! THEY HAVE A LOT OF BLOOD MIRIAM

[@PyroGothNerd]

Please tell me you showed this to your sister

[@blorgonz]

@@PyroGothNerd i did!

[@SpellboundWolf]

That makes me so happy!

[@yourlocalgastationguy2316]

What sorcery is this

[@lerandommew438]

Please for the love of god tell me you two now make jokes on this all the time XD

[@cybremystica93]

0:31 she was quite the looker in her youth EDIT: really never expected this to hold but but honestly, the amount of times people, mainly guys, use pictures from about 5 years ago and they don’t look even remotely like the pic, is astonishing 😂

[@inujoshua1359]

Fkn hot, holy smokes u cant tell u how many times ive paused on that time stamp

[@Nat-cu4tr]

@@inujoshua1359 BRO YOURE DOWN SO FUCKING BAD AHAHAH

[@sportpiiix640]

@@Nat-cu4tr Didn’t know people were truly this down bad Y I K E S

[@Nomad1992]

@@Nat-cu4tr what does “you’re down” means? Can’t find it on urban dictionary

[@jacobhieronymus5745]

@@Nomad1992 Look up down bad

[@HeronWolf]

I love that this theoretically takes place in the future, as the young pictures are clearly 21st century

[@_PannieCake_]

“What happened to a good, old fashioned kidnapping?” That’s date 3. Make them comfortable with the first 2.

[@moistsocks2188]

Then on date three they think its just a kink of yours. 😂😂😂

[@J-Pow]

I love that she never shows how to use Tinder and just derails to children's blood.

[@99centsoda24]

loving the implications of that naruto figure i want to hear these witches' hot anime takes

[@governor_explosion]

hocus pinkus I also love how they just have a framed picture of Olaf in their house.

[@shroom.doom.]

M. Wayne I thot we all had one of those

[@99centsoda24]

@@governor_explosion these are women of culture

[@mirjamgacic7024]

Miriam is a mood

[@dirtcereal7178]

the delivery of all of these lines is so fucking golden the lines are just so good and the delivery *chef kiss*

[@mrvaporiz]

"If I were a child Mirian and a nice, *green* old woman came up to me..."

[@Sharkpop0]

this should be the official tinder advertisement

[@heybhabe]

I honestly thought that’s what was going on here 😂

[@Starchild719]

"I'd give her the blood! SHE NEEDS IT!!"

[@erik299188]

Are you a child?

[@indianathe3rd742]

@@erik299188 Not really but if she were

[@RollingInThePurple]

I can't even find words to express how much I would want a series about this two

[@teritt]

*”I’d give her the blood! SHE NEEDS IT!”* That’s the best ending line

[@Polyglot_English]

**VOTE THIRD PARTY** kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZzSdn6Hgdx8rck

[@theTrevorluck]

@@Polyglot_English silence bot

[@mkay4]

Damn right she does 😤

[@CrizzleSnaps]

Watching this has given me a newfound appreciation for how well voice acting can sell an animation. Dope work on all fronts

[@JL-sc5my]

Miriam: Doesn't want to be deceitful Also Miriam: Fine with kidnapping

[@humter]

Witches have standards

[@JL-sc5my]

@Jack McLean Yeah because people kidnap just for the fun of it

[@JL-sc5my]

@Jack McLean First of all I was joking second how do you think someone gets kidnapped in the first place? What does the kidnapper just say 'hey get in my car' and then they're like 'fair point guess im in your car now'

[@lemeres2478]

it is an honest kidnapping.

[@americantoastman7296]

@@humter Be polite Be efficient Have a plan to kidnap every man you meet 🎺🎺

[@pnealiv7443]

Love that even tho the primary ingredient is blood, it also has Red40 food coloring 🤣

[@petalmoonglow7782]

“THE APP MIRIAM” Always gets me 😂

[@teresachu919]

I've watched it so many times that I've memorized it word for word 🤦🏻‍♀️ No shame.

[@supergirlysofia3054]

Girl me too😂

[@gunmage101]

If you've memorized it, I hope you'll appreciate THIS! kzbin.info/www/bejne/q6Owgn6kiNN8nNE

[@eroe16]

Teresa, stick to kidnapping I’m sure you’ll find a boyfriend in no time.. lol

[@canisterbottournament]

@@gunmage101 woah bro thats... too far 😂

[@hannibalburgers477]

Haha, funny. Hey, wanna get married sometime?

[@subuwuflorister]

this is fantastic not just for the expression in the animation/drawing of the characters, but also because of the wicked good voices you have there

[@obliviousotterI]

WICKED BAHAHAHAHAAAA

[@caitlinb1657]

What I love is Miriam is cool with kidnapping, but not children's blood 😂